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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,475 (radio music popping) 2 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,313 3 Buzzz is the cola that we drink 3 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,481 & We must have it 4 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,483 ♪ Come and get it 5 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:25,943 ♪ It's not just another drink 6 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,611 ♪ We want Buzzz, give us Buzzz 7 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:28,904 ♪ Buzzz will change the way you think 8 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,739 & We want Buzzz Cola 9 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,199 & When no one wants you for a date 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,909 ♪ Drink some Buzzz, only Buzzz 11 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,661 ♪ Feed them Buzzz, they'll think you're great 12 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,120 & We love Buzzz Cola 13 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,580 3 No matter what the menu 14 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,290 ♪ Buzzz makes every meal complete 15 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:43,627 ♪ We guarantee that it can wash down anything you eat 16 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,380 ♪ 'Cause Buzzz is the cola that we drink 17 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:47,673 & We must have it 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,049 ♪ Come and get it 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,510 $ Get Buzzz 20 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,684 (trippy surf music) 21 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,658 - [Man] Man, this is good shit. 22 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,285 - [Man] Bitchin'. 23 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,956 Oh, it looks like a big one! 24 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,377 (lively surf music) 25 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,880 (water gurgles) 26 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:10,756 (men chuckle) 27 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,799 - [Man] What's that, man? 28 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:17,888 (ship hisses) (water gurgles) 29 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,853 (men shout) 30 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,649 (water gurgles) 31 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,992 (ominous music) 32 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,290 (marching music) 33 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,838 (musicians thud) 34 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:56,885 (marching music) (musician grunts) 35 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,139 - [DJ] Okay, my name's Freddy Snakeskin here on KDIL. 36 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,724 We're gonna be giving away those tickets 37 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,103 for the Killer Pussy show tonight at the Forum. 38 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,896 (people cheer) 39 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:08,772 - Whoa. 40 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,692 - Oh, what's that? 41 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:12,693 - That's a girl. 42 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,863 Girl, can you say girl? 43 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,324 - We'll explain later. 44 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,328 (people cheering) 45 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:25,497 - [Spectator] Shake it! 46 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,792 (marching music) 47 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,001 - Big Head. 48 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,880 (marching music) 49 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,301 (fence rattles) 50 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,017 - [Man] Hold it! 51 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,061 - Oh no, it's Mr. Beaker. 52 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,023 - Going somewhere, Chuck? 53 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:52,774 - Bob. 54 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:53,859 - Bob. - Chuck. 55 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:54,901 - [Beaker] Cindy Lou. 56 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:55,569 - Lindy Sue. - Wendy Sue. 57 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:56,653 - Cindy Lou. 58 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,239 - And Mr. Big Head. 59 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,324 - Yeah, dude, we're going crazy listening 60 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,660 to this lousy high school band. 61 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:04,953 - Well, we'll just have to bring that up 62 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,997 with our principal Mr. Daddy O. 63 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:10,041 (marching music) 64 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,216 - [Crowd] Hey, Daddy O! 65 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,968 - Quiet. - Go home! 66 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:20,844 - Your mama. 67 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,972 I have some terrible news. 68 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,932 - I can't hear! 69 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,769 - [Daddy O] I said I have some terrible news. 70 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,145 - What? 71 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:34,274 - A couple of our students have been seriously injured. 72 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,192 - Big deal! 73 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,404 - [Daddy O] The boys met with a terrible surfing accident. 74 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:40,947 - [Crowd Member] What? 75 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,659 - I said they met with a terrible surfing accident. 76 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,456 - Surf's up! 77 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,042 (people cheer) 78 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:58,006 & When I reach that final destination 79 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:02,302 ♪ I will drive a car and leave a compensation 80 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:06,515 ♪ With the little reeling and a lot of rocking 81 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,642 ♪ You're my hot rod mama 82 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,727 ♪ In your fishnet stockings 83 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,063 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 84 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,732 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 85 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,152 ♪ Ooh ooh 86 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,196 ♪ Well, I'm cruising low 87 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,281 ♪ And I'm cruising mean 88 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:27,410 ♪ Well, I'm cruising slow in my street machine 89 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,746 ♪ You're my hot rod mama 90 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,959 ♪ And you're really built for speed 91 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,043 ♪ You're built for speed 92 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,962 - [DJ] Poorman here on the Mighty Dildo, 93 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,089 sticking it to you as always, KDIL. 94 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,467 We've got an important news bulletin from City Beach, 95 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,885 ladies and gentlemen, that could affect 96 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,887 the Buzzz Invitational Surf Contest. 97 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,430 The police are on the scene, 98 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,975 apparently investigating a surf accident. 99 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,310 We'll have more details later on that to fill you in, 100 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,395 so stick with us. 101 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,649 (people chattering) 102 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,238 - Do you feel a draft? 103 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,949 What is that out there? 104 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,784 (zipper buzzes) 105 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:08,952 I guess it's nothing. 106 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,287 Could've been a sub. 107 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,080 Can't be too careful, you know. 108 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:13,915 Hey, Daddy O. 109 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,084 - What have we here, Chef? 110 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,878 - Well, I'm not sure, but nobody 111 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,130 goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it, 112 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,756 and don't call me Chef. 113 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,051 Inspector Underwear, get over here, asshole. 114 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,764 (girls gag) 115 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,225 I want you to dust the beach for prints. 116 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:33,894 Oh! 117 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,610 Excuse me, son. 118 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,988 All right, the way I see it, 119 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,865 either we've got several hundred maniacs 120 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,534 running loose or we've got a serious problem. 121 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,077 - What makes you think that? 122 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,329 - Well, how else could two boys be attacked 123 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,914 out there in the middle of the ocean during- 124 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,248 - It could be a Great White. 125 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,001 - Never thought of that. 126 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,629 No, this looks like it was done by professionals. 127 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,380 I want you to keep all those kids in school 128 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,341 until I crack this case. 129 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,177 (people groan) 130 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,054 - In the school? 131 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:09,971 But it's the weekend. 132 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,264 - That's your problem. 133 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,891 I've got enough trouble of my own around here. 134 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,018 - I don't believe it, a couple of guys get wasted, 135 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,978 and what do they do, close the beach. 136 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,188 - What a bummer. 137 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,230 - [Beaker] Kids. 138 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,899 - Oh, here's it, "clear the area." 139 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,193 All right, everybody, clear the areal 140 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,070 - Hey, no problemo, Chief. 141 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,363 Let's bail! 142 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,656 (people shout) 143 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:28,615 ♪ Hold me back 144 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,033 ♪ Won't you hold me back 145 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,035 ♪ Hold me back 146 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,036 - [Chief] Shit, that's not what I meant. 147 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,287 ♪ Hold me back 148 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,374 (lively surf music) 149 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,930 ♪ Teacher doesn't understand 150 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:56,184 ♪ Just how dangerous I am 151 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,104 ♪ I need a break from the world 152 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,480 ♪ Now more than ever 153 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,190 ♪ I need it good 154 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,068 I I need something I can taste 155 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:08,113 ♪ And a vacation from the human race 156 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,698 I I need money 157 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,241 ♪ I need it bad 158 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,575 ♪ If I don't have it 159 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,411 ♪ I get mad 160 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:15,370 & And when I'm mad 161 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,163 ♪ I do such terrible things 162 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,750 ♪ I get real crazy and I make girls scream 163 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:21,710 ♪ So hold me back 164 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,253 ♪ Oh, won't hold me back 165 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,047 ♪ I can get violent any time 166 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:27,257 ♪ Hold me back 167 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,175 ♪ I feel another attack 168 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,636 ♪ Brewing deep inside me 169 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,595 ♪ Hold me back 170 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,347 ♪ Oh, won't you hold me back 171 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,306 ♪ Hold me back 172 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,392 ♪ Oh, won't you hold me back 173 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,435 ♪ Hold me back 174 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,228 ♪ Oh, won't you hold me back 175 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,565 ♪ I get violent any time 176 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,740 (people chattering) 177 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,292 - Would you mellow out? 178 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,086 - Come on, guys, cheer up. 179 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,629 They can't keep the beach closed forever. 180 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,466 It's bound to be open for the big surf contest. 181 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,969 - Yeah, but what are we supposed to do in the meantime? 182 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,889 - You could pay a little bit more attention to us. 183 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:16,931 - [Chuck] Swingin'. 184 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,184 - Check it out. 185 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,481 - Hey, look, it's her again. 186 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,732 - The new girl. 187 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,068 Her name is Sparkle. 188 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,987 - Sparkle. - Sparkle. 189 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,199 - Sparkle, I can't believe it after all this time, 190 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,201 you can't even remember our names. 191 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,288 (people chattering) 192 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,883 (glass shatters) 193 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,260 - Pretty radical. 194 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,270 (bottle squeaks) 195 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,739 (man belches) 196 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,284 - Must be from LA. 197 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,536 A bow bow. 198 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,870 - No doubt. 199 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,372 No one else would be crazy enough to drink 200 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,082 that crap our dads call cola. 201 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,336 (phone rings) 202 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,171 - Yeah, Buzzz Cola. 203 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,006 Yeah, what do you want? 204 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,259 You're being a jerk, O'Finley. 205 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,343 Wasn't my advice right? 206 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,178 Didn't I advise you to put the fruit juices 207 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,222 next to the gay magazines? 208 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,473 Didn't it work? 209 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,976 Well then, what the hell are you talking about? 210 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,062 Look- - Hang up on him, will ya? 211 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,440 - Oh, yeah, one more thing, O'Finley, schlong. 212 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,694 - What an asshole. 213 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,279 - Oh, here it goes, look. 214 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,697 Watch this. 215 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,073 This is great. - What? 216 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,283 - This is great. 217 00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,659 - [Man] Oh, that reminds me, Menlo's boys 218 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,370 should be here any minute to pick up some Buzzz. 219 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,997 (man howls) 220 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,000 - He loves it, he loves it, look at that. (laughs) 221 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,172 (man in makeup growls) 222 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,007 - Here he goes. - Hi, boys. 223 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,341 Popcorn? 224 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,467 - Hey. 225 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,220 Hey, all right. 226 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,972 - Whip it wet, huh? 227 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,307 - Hang 11. - Yeah. 228 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,267 Toober City. - Buzzz Power. 229 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,686 Right, Buzzeinhower Power. - Right this way. 230 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,313 - Nice looking group of boys. 231 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,233 I think there's a couple extra cases in the back. 232 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,401 And don't forget to stock up 233 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,195 for the holidays, you know? - That's right. 234 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,572 - [Man] Super Bowl, World Series. 235 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,073 Pro Bowl. - All Star break. 236 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,409 - Is that the money? - Kentucky Derby, Indy 500. 237 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,077 - He's loaded, Indy 600. 238 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,787 Must have a handsome pool job. 239 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,332 Yeah, Jesus, right this way. 240 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,251 I love meeting new clients. 241 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,211 (bottle shatters) 242 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,295 Just put that down anywhere. 243 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,379 - [Man] I can't believe they drink that shit. 244 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,339 - [Man] Well, they got no taste. 245 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,216 Look at the way they dress. 246 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:01,179 (Poppy music) (people chattering) 247 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,311 - [Man In Blue] Got to drive to stay alive. 248 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,354 - Johnny, you can't. 249 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,980 It says it's out of order. 250 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,982 - Don't matter, I can't read. 251 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444 - [Chuck] He's got an IQ of 53. 252 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,530 - That's impossible. - I know, I cheated. 253 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,324 Bow bow! 254 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,868 (tires squeal) 255 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,372 (people laugh) 256 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,416 (tires squeal) 257 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,503 (car shatters) 258 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,587 - Hi, you guys. 259 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:36,965 - Hey. - Oh. 260 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,800 Hello, Sparkle. 261 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,843 - Nice night for a walk on the beach. 262 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,345 - You bet. 263 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,473 - How 'bout starting with a long walk on a short pier? 264 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:49,435 - Excuse us, it's past their bedtime. 265 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,646 Jocko, Dad said 10. 266 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,483 - Hey, Becker, big tube, pal. 267 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,948 - Gee, I hope I didn't say anything wrong. 268 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,575 - Forget it, you can come with us. 269 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,078 - Yeah, full moon out. 270 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,746 Perfect for night surfing. 271 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:09,998 - Yeah, you wanna come watch? 272 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,083 - I don't think that's a very good idea. 273 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,376 Aren't you worried about those two guys 274 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,920 who got mutilated out there today? 275 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214 - Nah, we'll surf around them. 276 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,220 (ominous music) 277 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,448 Whoa! 278 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,326 (machinery roars) 279 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,512 - I hate this. 280 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,765 Everywhere I go, your punks follow me around. 281 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,560 And this makeup, it's not me. 282 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,853 - What are you talking about? 283 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,355 You look beautiful, you look sensational. 284 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,565 You look like the San yo girl, only better. 285 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,151 - This get-up, it's flashy and it's tasteless. 286 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,778 It's everything I've always hated. 287 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,654 - Yeah, well, tacky or not, you gotta wear it. 288 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,906 It's what those surfer nudniks go for. 289 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,616 - Menlo, I don't want them to go for it. 290 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,701 I want them to go for me. 291 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,078 - Look, do me a favor and save 292 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,412 that Hallworth catalog stuff 293 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,039 for someone harder than the Moonies. 294 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,248 - It's important to me. 295 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,833 - The only thing that's important to us 296 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,503 is ridding the world of those bloody idiot surfers. 297 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,254 Okay, you guys, give 'em the works. 298 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,884 (Jocko and Becker grunt) 299 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,594 - I wish you hadn't done that. 300 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,805 They were so nice. 301 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,391 - Nice, nice my tush. 302 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,809 Do you know how many brain surgeons, 303 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,019 nuclear physicists, or Nobel laureates have been surfers? 304 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,312 I'll tell ya, none! 305 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,481 Look, trust me, honey. 306 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,108 We're doing the world a favor. 307 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,901 And just in case you get any smart ideas about leaving, 308 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,986 just remember where you'd be without me. 309 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,364 - Whatever you say, Bunny. 310 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,449 - And for cripe's sake, quit calling me Bunny! 311 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,493 (machinery whizzes) 312 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,829 Good old Buzzz Cola gets 'em every time. 313 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,706 (machinery whirs) 314 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:22,171 (staccato piano music) (dog barking) 315 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,135 - [Chuck And Bob] Hi, Mom. 316 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,136 - Morning, Bob. - Morning, Chuck. 317 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:28,970 - [Chuck And Bob] Dad. 318 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,221 - [Dads] Yeah. 319 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,514 - [Chuck And Bob] What's for breakfast? 320 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,141 - [Moms] Here we are, dear, your favorite. 321 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,642 - [Chuck And Bob] Not that shit again. 322 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,561 - [Moms] Watch your mouth in front of your father. 323 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,187 - [Chuck And Bob] Crap. 324 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,522 - [Dads] Watch your mouth in front of your mother. 325 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:40,857 - [Chuck And Bob] Sorry. 326 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,276 - [Moms] What do you and the boys have planned today? 327 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,112 - [Chuck And Bob] Going to the beach, gotta practice. 328 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,156 - [Moms] Hmm, I thought the surfing beach was closed. 329 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,574 - [Chuck And Bob] It is. 330 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,992 We're screwed. 331 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,702 We're going to the public beach. 332 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:53,703 - [Moms] I'm surprised. 333 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,539 That's nothing but a closed out shore break. 334 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,582 - [Chuck And Bob] What can we do? 335 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,500 Contest is next week. 336 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,960 - [Dads] There's been a good south swell 337 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,545 running on an incoming tide. 338 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,630 I bet there'll be some bitching tubes. 339 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,048 - [Moms] I beg your pardon. 340 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,176 There hasn't been a makable tube on that beach 341 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,678 since they dredged the marina and laid the jetty. 342 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,222 It's strictly shore pound city. 343 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,850 - [Dads] Listen to the Big Kahuna over here. 344 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,810 Shore pound city. 345 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,812 You wouldn't recognize a four foot tube 346 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,564 if it was staring you in the face. 347 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:22,940 Can you relate? 348 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,693 - [Moms] Try me some time, jerk off. 349 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,656 (car revs) 350 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,826 - Hi, boys! 351 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,495 - [Chuck] Hi! 352 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,414 - Throw the trash out before you go to the beach, Johnny. 353 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,540 - [DJ] That's right, Jed, yep. 354 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,667 Every week, we have the worst restaurant. 355 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,794 (trash cans rattle) 356 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,256 - And don't forget to take your little brother. 357 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,299 (little brother groans) 358 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,385 (trash cans rattle) 359 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,141 (lively surf music) 360 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,936 ♪ If everybody had an ocean 361 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,105 ♪ Across the USA 362 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,900 ♪ Then everybody would be surfing 363 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,611 ♪ Like California 364 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,989 ♪ You'd see them wearing their baggies 365 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,825 ♪ Huarache sandals, too 366 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,410 ♪ A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo 367 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,162 - [Cindy Lou] How are our little surfers today? 368 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,331 - Great, I have leukemia. 369 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,375 - But we're going surfing anyway. 370 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,544 - Hey, what's wrong with your parents? 371 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,711 They look so weird. 372 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:26,921 - [Lindy Sue] They're worried sick. 373 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,464 - Jocko didn't come home last night, 374 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,049 and didn't bother to call. 375 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,677 - Have fun, kids, don't get too much sun. 376 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,720 - They do look kinda dismal. 377 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,848 - We can't leave them alone like this. 378 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,101 You guys go ahead without us. 379 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,435 - Sure. 380 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:42,645 The beach will be totally bogus anyway. 381 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,063 What difference does it make? 382 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,401 ♪ We'll all be planning that route 383 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,529 ♪ We're gonna take real soon 384 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,282 ♪ We're waxing down our surf boards 385 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,493 ♪ We can't wait for June 386 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,621 ♪ We'll all be gone for the summer 387 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,457 ♪ We're on safari to stay 388 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,669 ♪ Tell the teacher we're surfing 389 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,380 ♪ Surf in' USA 390 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,809 (horn honks) 391 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,529 (Big Head chuckles) 392 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,115 (tires squeal) 393 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,161 (RV shatters) 394 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,501 (horns honk) 395 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,508 ♪ Everybody's gone surfing 396 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,595 ♪ Surf in' USA 397 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,890 ♪ Haggerties and Swamies ♪ Inside, outside, USA 398 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,726 ♪ Pacific Palisades ♪ Inside, outside, USA 399 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,687 ♪ San Onofre and Sunset ♪ Inside, outside, USA 400 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,899 ♪ Redondo Beach, LA ♪ Inside, outside, USA 401 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,985 ♪ All over the La Jolla ♪ Inside, outside, USA 402 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,030 ♪ At Wa'imea Bay ♪ Inside, outside, USA 403 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,824 ♪ Everybody's gone surfing 404 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,994 ♪ Surf in' USA 405 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,955 ♪ Everybody's gone surfing 406 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,125 ♪ Surf in' USA 407 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,128 ♪ Everybody's gone surfing 408 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,630 ♪ Surf in' USA 409 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,716 (men grunt) 410 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,803 (lively surf music) 411 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,441 (man farts) 412 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,944 (men laugh) 413 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,699 (lively surf music) 414 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,383 - What a fucking zoo. 415 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,259 - Really. 416 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,646 - Hey, where's Surfer? 417 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,564 - I'm no surfer. 418 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,065 You guys are behind the times. 419 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,776 - [Bob] You guys are geeks. 420 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,695 - Oh no, you're wrong, these kids are hip. 421 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,947 Here, why don't you have a soda, and let's talk. 422 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,115 - Buzzz? 423 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,450 Yeesh. 424 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,909 I wouldn't drink that crap if you paid me. 425 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,120 - [Menlo] That's what you suckers think. 426 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,496 - What'd you say? 427 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,665 - I said this is what all the surfers drink. 428 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,167 - Forget that. 429 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,001 Check it out. 430 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,921 - Oh, wenches. 431 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,426 - Hi, I'm Bob. 432 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,844 Excuse me, but are you available for dating? 433 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,763 - Perhaps, what do you have in mind? 434 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:04,805 - [Bob] Are you clean? 435 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,056 - Look at those friends of yours. 436 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:06,974 The first chance they get, they run off 437 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601 with a couple hot bimbos. 438 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,311 - Maybe they're friends from school. 439 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,604 - I doubt it. 440 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:12,897 They were never there long enough to make any. 441 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,524 - So what if they're a little flirtatious? 442 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,236 They're boys, young, blonde, thin, muscular surfer boys 443 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,864 with clear skin, perfect (speaker fades out). 444 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,282 - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 445 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,950 You know how much I hate the surfers. 446 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:25,993 When you were the homeliest nerd in school 447 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,954 they treated you even worse than they did me. 448 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,040 - I don't care what you say. 449 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,500 I still think they're cute. 450 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,585 - Yeah, and that one with a face like a Rottweiler, 451 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:35,878 I bet you think he's cute, too. 452 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,339 Take a look at that guy, what a Mongoloid! 453 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,300 (percussive music) 454 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,985 (man moans) 455 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,988 (lively surf music) 456 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,035 (toy squeaks) 457 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,874 - Dear me, this waiting is driving me crazy. 458 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,835 There must be something else we could be doing. 459 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:16,877 - The police are out there looking, 460 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,337 so I think it's best that we just sit here 461 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,548 and wait, you know, in case Jocko calls, okay? 462 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,343 Here, what do you think of this? 463 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:27,930 - Amazing. 464 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,976 Seeing all this stuff just makes me wonder 465 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,353 if they'll find Jocko in time for the big beach party. 466 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,355 - Well, try not thinking about it, okay? 467 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,152 - Lindy, why do you think the guys left in such a hurry? 468 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,947 - They didn't even come in for some Beanie Weenies. 469 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,993 You don't think they're up to something, do you? 470 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,036 - I don't know. 471 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,496 There's only one way to find out. 472 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,136 - I was really wasted, and a bunch of us, 473 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,013 a multitude of us came out for this party, 474 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,307 and we went surfing, it was midnight, 475 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,892 and there were 12 foot tubes, 476 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,643 and I was screaming out to space. 477 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,979 - What's in here? - Totally vertical. 478 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,939 And what appears? - Just drink it. 479 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,066 - A rock, a really big one. 480 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:21,942 - What'd you do? 481 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,737 - What do you mean, you were there! 482 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,281 - I know, man, I just love to hear you tell it. 483 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:28,908 - [Chuck] So, it's May 12th. 484 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,118 - All right, all right, I'm gonna tell you. 485 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,578 The same night, man, 12 foot waves, 486 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,040 I fall in right, I'm cruising along, 487 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,626 west wind in my face, waves are breaking right, 488 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:42,171 and I'm just bucking total vertical, man, all right? 489 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,173 I look right, water. 490 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,342 I look left, water. 491 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,219 I am tubed, man, totally tubed. 492 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,181 I mean, we're talking clear, right? 493 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,599 And this guy, this geek, man, 494 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,059 I look at him, he's a total geek, 495 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,977 he comes in from nowhere, geek! 496 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,646 I look at him, and I say (shouts). 497 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,106 - I'm throttled. 498 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:01,899 - It was bitching, man. 499 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,067 I just lunged him. 500 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,200 (tires scratch) 501 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,745 (Bob and Chuck chattering) 502 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,089 - Those little surfer fucks. 503 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,135 - I wish there was some way we could get even. 504 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,263 - There is. 505 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,978 (strap buzzes) 506 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,063 - [Chief] This better not be a wild goose chase. 507 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,356 These are serious charges. 508 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:43,857 Are you sure this is the place? 509 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,025 - [Cindy Lou] Right here, right here. 510 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,443 This is where it happened. 511 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,779 It was horrible. 512 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,907 This it, there it is. 513 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,325 The 24. - We couldn't defend 514 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,618 ourselves. - Yeah! 515 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,245 We took karate, so they might have killed us. 516 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:57,788 - It must be the weirdos you're looking for. 517 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:58,789 - You're sure? 518 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,125 And they're out there? 519 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,879 (chuckles) I'm gonna like this. 520 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,257 Underwear, give me the radio. 521 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,887 All right, send them in. 522 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,642 (chuckles) Kind of sound like John Wayne. 523 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,519 (sirens wail) 524 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,188 (tires screech) 525 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,281 I love this. 526 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,826 Look, they're looking good. 527 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,245 - Man, I was suffering. 528 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:39,329 Anyway, I got into the beach. 529 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,623 I get up for my next ride, and I'm going. 530 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,295 Yeah, I lunge him, total lunge with my elbows, all right? 531 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,797 And I just coast in real smooth. 532 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,090 - [Women] Surfer boys. 533 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,009 - [Bob] That's your story, all right? 534 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,093 Really bitching. 535 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,890 - Hey, you guys are nude. 536 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,183 - Very impressive. 537 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:06,315 Anyway, at that point (indistinct). 538 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,733 - Okay, here we go. 539 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,360 - All right, all right. 540 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,863 - All right, we know you're in there. 541 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,198 So home on out- 542 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,908 - No, no, no, Chief, no, no, no. 543 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:16,825 - What? - No, no, no. 544 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,118 - Get the light. 545 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,787 - Come, come on out, come on out. 546 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,121 - Okay, I got it. 547 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,165 So come on out with your, is that fans? 548 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,959 - No, it's hands, it's hands. 549 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,211 - Right, okay. 550 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,796 So come on out with your hands up 551 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,256 or we're coming in after you. 552 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,218 (Underwear laughs) 553 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,928 You got one second. 554 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:36,804 Time's up. 555 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,181 What's that? 556 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,475 - Fire. - Fire. 557 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,977 (guns bang) 558 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,065 - Then I'm going, woo! 559 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,150 - That's the beach. - What is that? 560 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:51,235 - It's the beach, don't worry. 561 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,237 Tiffany, get a grip on yourself. 562 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,155 - I'm going out, listen, man. 563 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,407 (guns bang) 564 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:04,748 That Great White. 565 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:06,625 - It's a can. - It's a bomb. 566 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:07,501 - It's smoking. 567 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:08,919 - Whoa. 568 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,170 - Hold this. 569 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,505 (girls scream) 570 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,424 (grenade booms) 571 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,262 - Holy shit. - Shit. 572 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,562 (gun clicks) 573 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,729 - [Bob] Hey, Chuck, man. 574 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:28,897 - [Chuck] Ow. 575 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,358 Hiroshima. 576 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,945 Hey, a bomb, they threw us a bomb. 577 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,321 Can you dig it? 578 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,541 - You want me to dust them for prints? 579 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,209 - No, let them get dressed. 580 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:50,669 - How about if I just frisk them a little bit, you know? 581 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,212 - I said let them get dressed. 582 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,589 - Oh, come on, Chief! 583 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,215 How about if I just shake them down a little bit. 584 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,091 - Hands off! 585 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,012 (Chuck and Bob chuckle) 586 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,431 (siren wails) 587 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,226 Get in the truck. 588 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,937 (siren wails) 589 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,360 I know you boys must think this is all one big joke. 590 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,612 I'm gonna show you something that's gonna make 591 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,281 you think twice about being so smart. 592 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,117 You could've been seriously hurt in there. 593 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:25,204 - Not a chance, they wouldn't let us get past their panties. 594 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,207 (Underwear laughs) 595 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,082 - Shut up. 596 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,129 - He's been like this for hours. 597 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,422 - [Underwear] They found him and that other kid 598 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,925 hanging around that old oil refinery. 599 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,885 - He's just gonna have a little something to eat, 600 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,346 and then I'm sure he'll be his old self again, 601 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:43,597 won't you, Jocko? 602 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,265 Where's Mama's good boy? 603 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,808 - Jocko. - Jocko. 604 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:47,684 Jocko. 605 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,561 Jocko? 606 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,365 (can rattles) 607 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,459 - Oh my God! - Jocko. 608 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:17,047 - [Chuck] Oh, 40 weight, very radical. 609 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,385 - Get away from us. 610 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:22,552 - Pigs! 611 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:23,762 - They'll be leaving soon enough. 612 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,431 - What do you think, man? 613 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,016 If he keeps indulging like that, 614 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,310 I don't think Jocko's gonna give us 615 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:31,603 much trouble in the surf contest. 616 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,198 (Jocko belches) 617 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,449 - Watch this next guy. 618 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,492 This is the best surfer in the world. 619 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:46,785 This could've been me, fellas, 620 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,328 but I decided to give my life to science. 621 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,706 I remember once I was riding this 50 foot tidal wave. 622 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,333 I thought I was a goner. (alarm buzzes) 623 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,627 Hey, come on in, come on in, you guys. 624 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,382 - What do you say, Schwartzer? - Hiya, pal. 625 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,634 - Here, I guess we're not as young as we used to be, huh? 626 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,720 - Boy, if I didn't get my first wind. 627 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,013 - [Dad] Your boys getting ready 628 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,556 for the big surf contest next week? 629 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:08,890 - Yeah, they're ready, what about yours? 630 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,559 - Oh, yeah, they're gonna be surfing all right, 631 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,227 but, between you and me, I don't think 632 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,730 they have much of a chance against these wave burners. 633 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,690 - You oughta be ashamed of yourselves 634 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,567 saying that about your own sons. 635 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,485 Any normal parents would want their kids to win. 636 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,446 - What? - Anyway, there may not be 637 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,406 a surf contest, all because of the monsters 638 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:25,991 you three have created. 639 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,327 - Listen, that's no way to talk around these kids, okay? 640 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,369 I mean, anybody could make a mistake. 641 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,079 Nobody's perfect, can you relate? 642 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,748 - Ah, don't pay any attention to her. 643 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:33,665 She doesn't know the first thing 644 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,250 about supply side economics. 645 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,501 Not to mention what we're doing for the city 646 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,919 and the national economy. 647 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,546 - I do so. 648 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,672 You're just trying to force that crap soda of yours 649 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,549 on the kids so you two can make a fortune 650 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,302 and you can get your stupid revenge on the surfers. 651 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,720 Ow! 652 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,930 - I say she's just about hit the nail on the head. 653 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,849 - Well, you guys better be going, see you later. 654 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,184 Time to go, it's getting late, see you later. 655 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,143 - Well what about- - It's getting late. 656 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,478 See you later, nice to drop by. 657 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:55,562 I'll take care of it, don't worry. 658 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:56,897 I'll see you later, don't forget to write, 659 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,148 send a postcard, see you later, fellas. 660 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,566 I'll take care of everything, don't worry. 661 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,525 So long. 662 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,902 (door clangs) 663 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,488 - I think the whole thing stinks, I'm through. 664 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,530 - [Menlo] Oh, you're through, are you? 665 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:06,448 Come here. 666 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,866 - You used to be so nice to me. 667 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,076 Even if the kids laughed at us, 668 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,952 at least we had some fun. 669 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,913 - Look at this, remember her? 670 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,082 Well, take a good look, 'cause in exactly three hours, 671 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,750 this could be you, the nerdiest broad 672 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,419 in this whole town unless you cooperate 673 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:20,796 and do exactly as I tell ya. 674 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,256 - Okay, Bunny, you win. 675 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:30,472 - Get in here. 676 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,018 Look, don't worry, it's not so bad. 677 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,478 Tomorrow, I'll take you out, and, this time, 678 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:37,771 nobody will laugh 'cause I'll be out 679 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:38,730 with the most beautiful girl 680 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,399 in this whole nudnik town. 681 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:41,608 And here, put this on. 682 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,820 This will keep you beautiful for a few more hours. 683 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,657 (machinery beeps) 684 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,663 - [Sparkle] I hate this. 685 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,207 (bell rings) 686 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,088 - Come on, you guys. 687 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,298 We weren't really interested in those girls on the beach. 688 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,591 It was just humor. 689 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,176 - Very funny. 690 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,470 - You've shown yourselves for what you really are, men. 691 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:11,555 - That's not true. 692 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:12,889 - We're surfers. 693 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,475 - Yeah, surfers, all you know about is perfect tubes, 694 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,687 nose rides, 360s, and hairball peaks. 695 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,605 - Huh, well, what about screaming close outs 696 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,149 and free fall face drops. 697 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,942 - [Chuck And Bob] Or radical cutbacks off the- 698 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,278 - Why don't you guys go throttle yourselves? 699 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,614 - [Bob] Let's go make some money, Chuck. 700 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:30,407 - Hey, I'm hip. 701 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,409 Belmont is open. 702 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,995 - [Bob] Lay your bets, right here. 703 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:37,497 Johnny Big Head's frog races, right here. 704 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,082 Fastest I got, $10. 705 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,085 (students chatter) 706 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,513 (starting gun bangs) 707 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:58,810 (people cheering) (light music) 708 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:22,626 (students chattering) 709 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,754 - Put the money on the table. - $7. 710 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,590 - Hey! 711 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,467 - You gotta bet. 712 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,969 (Becker growls) 713 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:36,640 (students gasp and chatter) 714 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,685 - [Students] Hey, Daddy O. 715 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,189 - What's going on over there, Beaker? 716 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:46,066 - Sleeping, sir. 717 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,360 - [Daddy O] Horse time! 718 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,653 - [Student] Ew, he's drinking acid. 719 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,488 - Put down that beaker, Becker! 720 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,741 - Put down that Becker, Beaker. 721 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:58,537 (Becker groans) 722 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,000 - Break out the Rolaids. 723 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,126 Bow bow! 724 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,628 - You two guys come with me. 725 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,713 We got a date at the city morgue. 726 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:09,798 - [Chuck] Hey, hold on, 727 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,508 we've already made plans for tonight. 728 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,427 - Cut out the smoking, Beaker. 729 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,137 You know that's against school regulations. 730 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,890 - Yes, sir, and that goes for the rest of you. 731 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,811 Chapter 11, always have two pairs of shoes. 732 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,815 Read about it, we'll have a test on it in the morning. 733 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,775 (smoke hisses) 734 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:29,776 - This won't be easy, but you boys 735 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:30,902 know all the surfers in the area, 736 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,362 and I need identification. 737 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,616 (Bob sneezes) 738 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:37,659 (Bob honks) 739 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:38,618 Will you cut that out? 740 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:39,744 Now there it is. 741 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,163 - What is it? 742 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,290 - Surfers, two, maybe three. 743 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,708 What's left of them. 744 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:45,500 - What happened? 745 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:46,793 - Well, we're not sure. 746 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:47,544 One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide. 747 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:48,336 - How do you know? 748 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:49,504 - There's no motive. 749 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:50,547 Besides, it's impossible to cut off 750 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,215 your own arms and legs and head. 751 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,675 - Haven't seen a mess like this 752 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,219 since the days of the early Cuisinarts. 753 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,138 - Well, they're not locals, that's for sure. 754 00:34:58,471 --> 00:34:58,972 - How do you know? 755 00:34:59,306 --> 00:34:59,973 - Well, see his knee? 756 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,641 - Knee. - It's got knots on it. 757 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,476 You only get knots on your knees from knee paddling. 758 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,687 No one's knee paddled around here for years. 759 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,647 - Hey, wait a minute, man, that's not his knee. 760 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:08,690 - Knee. - That's his nose. 761 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,150 - Nose. - No way, dude. 762 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,651 This is his nose. - Nose. 763 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,278 - This is his knee. - Knee. 764 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:14,571 - Well, I think you're both wrong. 765 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:15,572 I think this is his nose. - Nose. 766 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:16,489 - And this is his knee. - Knee. 767 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,407 - And what you're pointing to 768 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:18,450 is his tongue. - Tongue. 769 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,659 - Ah, that's his nose. - Nose. 770 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:20,744 - It's sunburned. 771 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:21,870 Whoever heard of a sunburned tongue? 772 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,080 - Tongue. - This is his knee. 773 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,248 - Knee. 774 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,041 - [Chuck, Bob, And Chief] Right. 775 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:26,916 - Right. 776 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,879 (Daddy O moans) 777 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,088 3 No matter what the menu 778 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,840 ♪ Buzzz makes every meal complete 779 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,177 ♪ We guarantee that it can wash down anything you eat 780 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,929 ♪ 'Cause Buzzz is the cola that we drink 781 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,056 & We must have it 782 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,099 ♪ Come and get it 783 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,726 ♪ When your world IS spinning fast 784 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,019 ♪ We want Buzzz, give us Buzzz 785 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,896 I When you need something to stop it fast 786 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,397 ♪ Give us Buzzz cola 787 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,774 ♪ When you need a party drink 788 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,901 ♪ Give us Buzzz, only Buzzz 789 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,861 ♪ Give your friends what they deserve 790 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:55,779 - [Moms] Have you seen the boys? 791 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,030 - [Dads] Shh! 792 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,157 - [Moms] Don't shush me. 793 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,450 I'm worried. 794 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,494 - [Dads] About our stupid, useless kid? 795 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,038 Look at this mess if you want something to worry about. 796 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,957 - [Moms] It's no wonder you're worried about the business. 797 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,711 This crap you call cola wouldn't pass for fertilizer. 798 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:15,423 Who ever heard of bottling soda in an oil refinery anyway? 799 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:16,716 - [Dads] For your information, some kids 800 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:20,303 in this town love Buzzz, and if you'd shut up 801 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,055 long enough for me to finish these books, 802 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,682 I'll prove it to you. 803 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,935 - [Moms] You're gonna have to show me more than figures. 804 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,022 (cola buzzes) 805 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,649 - Just as thought, you'd be doing a lot better 806 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,485 if you'd stop using Menlo Schwartzer's secret recipe. 807 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,071 - Schwartzer happens to be a genius. 808 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,740 He's invented the most revolutionary soft drink since Aspen. 809 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,450 - A soft drink that unclogs drains 810 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,994 and can strip the paint off a battleship? 811 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,288 - That's revolutionary, all right. 812 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,332 - The big question is. 813 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,875 - How are you gonna get people to drink it? 814 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,587 - [Dads] You can't relate. 815 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:59,175 (lively surf music) 816 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:00,844 - [Lindy Sue] You gotta see it to believe it. 817 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,095 - [Bob] What, is he sick or something? 818 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,179 - [Cindy Lou] No, he's totally freaked. 819 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:04,472 - [Bob] Well, what can we do? 820 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:05,890 - [Cindy Lou] You're his friends, talk to him. 821 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,185 (pounding rock music) 822 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,733 - Must be what he ate in science class today. 823 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:18,027 - Yeah, the frogs must've kicked in. 824 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,155 - Act like it's no big deal. 825 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:21,948 - Talk to him. 826 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:24,325 (boys shout) 827 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,911 - [Bob] Hey, Jocko. 828 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,706 How you doing, man? 829 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,916 - What's happening? 830 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,084 - Pretty good, dude. 831 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:33,960 You look gnarly. 832 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:37,255 (pounding rock music) 833 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,969 We're gonna catch some dynamite surf movies 834 00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:43,970 at the high school. 835 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,514 Wanna come? (groans) 836 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,809 (pounding rock music) 837 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,020 - I don't think he wants to come. 838 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,772 - Last night, he broke into the grocery store 839 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,940 and drank six gallons of antifreeze. 840 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,109 - Very weird. 841 00:37:58,443 --> 00:37:59,402 - Really. 842 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,237 We haven't had a cold snap since January. 843 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:05,033 (pounding rock music) 844 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,410 (Jocko screams) 845 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,996 (wall thuds) 846 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,624 (Jocko growls) 847 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:13,500 - Whoa. 848 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,759 (chill surf music) 849 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:38,149 (students shouting) 850 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,157 - Thank you, it is really groovy to be here. 851 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,827 (students shout) 852 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,205 And I am extremely hip and stoked that y'all could come. 853 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:53,957 (students boo) 854 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,250 - [Student] Get bent! 855 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,835 - Ah, thank you. 856 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,838 Well, as you all know, tonight is the start of surf week, 857 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,006 and Friday is the big beach party, 858 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,092 and Saturday is the surf contest. 859 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:04,968 All right! 860 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,554 Far out! 861 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:08,638 Dodging lobster and steamed clams. 862 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,431 Moon doggie, yeah! 863 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:11,808 (students shout) 864 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,144 - How are we gonna surf if the beach is closed? 865 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,020 - Thank you. 866 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:22,360 Well, I'd like to start the movie now. 867 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,154 (students boo) 868 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,620 - What a jerk. 869 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:33,538 And he expects us to get all excited 870 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,123 abut some retarded beach party 871 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:36,708 with our parents and the police. 872 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,129 (lively surf music) 873 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,990 Whoa. 874 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,159 - Eat your hearts out, you suckers. 875 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,202 See, what'd I tell you? 876 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,536 Nobody's laughing now. 877 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,246 Nobody will ever laugh at me again. 878 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,499 - What a doll. - I'll say! 879 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,084 What's she doing with that creep? 880 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,461 - Ah, those guys are just jealous. 881 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,129 Little do they realize my true identity. 882 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,256 - [Student] Hey, Schwartzer, your fly's down! 883 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,302 (students laugh) 884 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,891 (lively surf music) 885 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,159 - I have to warn you- - What? 886 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,997 - I have to warn you guys. 887 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,581 - Hey, sit down! - All right, all right. 888 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,083 - I have to warn you about- - What? 889 00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:42,875 - [Student] Sit down! 890 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:43,751 - [Student] Shit! 891 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,298 - I have to warn you about the contest. 892 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,217 - What? - What? 893 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:54,053 - Nothing, I'm sorry, I dropped my compact. 894 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:57,098 (lively surf music) 895 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,277 - [Student] Hey, fix the film! 896 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,280 (reel screeches) 897 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,455 - [Student] Beaker, I want my money back. 898 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:21,873 Come on, dudes! 899 00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,792 - What a bummer, let's go. 900 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,795 (students chatter) 901 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:46,314 - Oh, Bunny, I've never been so humiliated in all my life! 902 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:47,607 - Oh yeah? 903 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,317 What about the time Daddy O displayed 904 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,069 the booger collection in your pencil case at the pep rally? 905 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,237 Listen, don't waste your time feeling sorry for those slobs. 906 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,864 They don't deserve it. 907 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,115 Just be thankful you have a real friend like me. 908 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,159 - Friend, you're not my friend. 909 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,536 All you think about is your rotten revenge. 910 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:01,829 - How can you say such a thing? 911 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,790 Didn't I take you out to this beautiful place? 912 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,249 And look at all this wonderful food. 913 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,834 Just dig in and enjoy it. 914 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,003 It's not every girl that gets this kind of treatment. 915 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,129 Hey, you want some wine? 916 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,380 Oh, garcon, garcon! 917 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:19,347 (bottle shatters) 918 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,642 Good year. 919 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:27,730 ♪ She blinded me with science 920 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:33,361 ♪ And failed me in geometry 921 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,072 (men chatter) 922 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,458 - [Chuck] Boy, things are sure getting weird around here. 923 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,753 - No kidding, punks and creeps. 924 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:51,712 You'd think these guys would be mature enough 925 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,297 to take surfing seriously. 926 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,134 - It's just not like the good old days. 927 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:57,718 Remember those? 928 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:05,309 - No crowding, no punks fighting the waves. 929 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,396 Ah, it was heaven. 930 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,359 - [Chuck] I'm hungry. 931 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,027 - [Bob] We just ate. 932 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,490 (chainsaw buzzes) 933 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,202 (window shatters) 934 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:26,330 (chainsaw buzzes) 935 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,398 - [Big Head's Mother] Which car are you taking, Johnny? 936 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,984 - [Big Head] The convertible. 937 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:05,870 - What convertible? 938 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,708 ♪ Round, round, get around, I get around 939 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,961 ♪ Yeah, get around, round, round, I get around 940 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:17,089 ♪ I get around, get around, round, round 941 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:18,382 ♪ I get around, from town to town 942 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,427 ♪ Get around, round, round, I get around 943 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,846 - Would you come down here a minute, Michelangelo? 944 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:27,808 I'll handle this. 945 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,811 Now then, what makes you think 946 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,606 your beans are more important than our cola? 947 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,857 - I didn't say they were more important. 948 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:36,776 I said that's important the beans get there 949 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,194 while they're still warm. 950 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:40,821 Your cola can sit around and wait a little while. 951 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:42,365 - That means there's warm cola at the beach. 952 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:44,575 Whoever heard of warm cola at the beach, O'Finley? 953 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,285 Can you o'relate? 954 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:47,620 - It's terrible. 955 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:49,038 - It doesn't matter with Buzz. 956 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,582 - What do you mean by that, sweetheart? 957 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,751 - Figure it out, and don't call me sweetheart, bitch. 958 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:57,421 - Oh, now that's some nice way to talk in front of the kids. 959 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,464 - Screw the kids. 960 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,467 - You people are so full of shit, your eyes are brown. 961 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:02,885 - Screw you, too. - Oh! 962 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,762 - Listen to Mr. O'Mouth here. 963 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,597 What, were you raised by a pair of brown socks? 964 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,140 They're our kids over here. 965 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,392 - He said screw me! - Would you wait a minute? 966 00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,018 Listen, we can settle this, 967 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:15,398 we can settle this all at the beach, okay? 968 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:18,651 But the beans go first. 969 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:20,319 - Oh! - Right here with your beans, 970 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:21,862 O'Finley, right here, okay? - Have you ever heard 971 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:26,284 of a bean warmer? (horn honks) 972 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,370 (lively surf music) 973 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,669 ♪ We always take my car "cause it's never been beat 974 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:40,589 ♪ And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet 975 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,383 The beans are warm! 976 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,721 ♪ None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right 977 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:50,099 ♪ To leave their best girl home on a Saturday night 978 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:53,311 ♪ I get around, get around, round, round, I get around 979 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,395 ♪ From town 10 town 980 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,397 ♪ Get around, round, round, I get around 981 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:57,481 ♪ I'm a real cool head 982 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,483 ♪ Get around, round, round, I get around 983 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:00,693 ♪ I'm making real good bread 984 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,362 ♪ Get around, round, round, I get around 985 00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:05,364 ♪ I get around, round 986 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:10,453 ♪ Round, round, get around, I get around 987 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,874 ♪ Yeah, get around, round, round, I get around 988 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:18,461 ♪ Get around, round, round 989 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:22,757 - So who's the chef? 990 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,009 - I am, and that's Chief to you. 991 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:25,926 Now get your hands out of there. 992 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,219 Conduct yourself properly. 993 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,388 Excuse me, Miss, mind if I ask you a question? 994 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,475 - Sure. - Any SpaghettiOs in there? 995 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:33,267 - No. 996 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,352 - That's too bad. 997 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,103 I love SpaghettiOs. 998 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,397 (glass shatters) 999 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:39,774 - Asshole! - Knock it off! 1000 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,901 - Asshole! - Cut it out! 1001 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:42,693 - Asshole! 1002 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,862 (people shout) 1003 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,655 (glass shatters) 1004 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:47,531 - Be cool. 1005 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,998 (Beaker groans) 1006 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:59,168 - Beaker, Beaker, get back here! 1007 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:00,711 You know that water's off limits! 1008 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,884 (Beaker sighs) 1009 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,220 - This is your cola, huh? 1010 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,014 (cola booms) 1011 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,224 - Your beans? 1012 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:20,606 - My shoes. 1013 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:21,690 Now what's going on here? 1014 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,192 - Ah, yes, Officer. 1015 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:24,944 This asshole won't let us put our cola 1016 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,404 on his precious picnic table. 1017 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,364 All he cares about are beans! 1018 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:29,615 - [Cola Dad] That's right. 1019 00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:30,699 - It's because these guys are trying 1020 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:31,992 to charge the kids a dollar deposit. 1021 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:32,910 It doesn't matter anyway 'cause nobody 1022 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,412 is gonna drink this crap. 1023 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,788 - Well, let me tell you something. 1024 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:36,997 I've seen your creepy looking kid 1025 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,958 putting it away pretty darn good, pal. 1026 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:39,750 Can you relate? 1027 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:40,668 - He ain't creepy! 1028 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,002 - All right, knock it off! 1029 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,170 Act like adults. 1030 00:48:43,504 --> 00:48:44,547 - [Kids] They are. 1031 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,924 - Kids, if I need any shit out of you, 1032 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,426 I'll squeeze your heads. 1033 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,804 Now, a dollar a bottle does sound a little steep. 1034 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:53,305 - We use organic glass. 1035 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:54,598 - No preservatives. 1036 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,767 - [Cola Dads] And that shit costs, can you relate? 1037 00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:03,524 - Hold it, hold it, boys. 1038 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:06,902 This party is for high school students only! 1039 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:09,989 - Jocko, Jocko, my sweet son. 1040 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:14,410 Mr. Daddy O, do you not recognize your own students perhaps? 1041 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:17,204 Jocko, we've been so worried about you, Dad and I. 1042 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,290 Jocko, your room's still ready. 1043 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:20,624 The bunk beds (speaker fades out). 1044 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,003 - Man, this is gonna be one weird fucking party. 1045 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,089 (lively surf music) 1046 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:32,636 ♪ Yeah, I was walking down the street 1047 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,639 ♪ When I heard this mod style beat 1048 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,393 ♪ I had to shuffle my feet 1049 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:42,813 ♪ And I escaped from the streets 1050 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,942 ♪ Get to the dancing beat 1051 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,070 ♪ Get up out your seats 1052 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:51,697 ♪ Don't need no technique 1053 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,908 ♪ Get up, get up 1054 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:55,284 ♪ Pick up the beat 1055 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:58,913 ♪ Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up 1056 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:04,001 ♪ Get up to the dance beat 1057 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,505 ♪ It's a roots style beat 1058 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,549 ♪ And the zombie streets 1059 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:14,220 ♪ Get up, dance 1060 00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,556 ♪ To the dance beat 1061 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:21,185 ♪ You'll be sweating in the heat 1062 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,687 ♪ To the mod style beat 1063 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,774 (lively surf music) 1064 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:39,912 - Where's Big Head? 1065 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:41,747 Hey, Bob. 1066 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,877 ♪ Listen to the beat 1067 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,421 2 Pick it up 1068 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,760 - [Party-Goer] Hey, something happened over here. 1069 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:59,807 (people chatter) (fly buzzes) 1070 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,190 - [Woman] Oh, gross! 1071 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:13,070 - [Bob] Whoa. 1072 00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:16,615 - Bow bow. 1073 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,375 - [Man] Look at Big Head. 1074 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,085 - [Woman] God! 1075 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,796 (people gasp) 1076 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,759 - [Sandwich-Eater] Ooh, yeah, yeah. 1077 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,345 (fly buzzes) 1078 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,850 - [Man] Oh, that's gross. 1079 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,859 - Yeah, Johnny Big Head, buddy. 1080 00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:55,487 - Those kids are in for some kind 1081 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:57,865 of serious stomach trouble. 1082 00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,283 - Yeah, well, who cares what they eat, 1083 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,452 as long as they wash it down with plenty of Buzzz. 1084 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,828 Can you (speaker interrupted by a fart). 1085 00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:08,083 (people groan) 1086 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,130 (fly buzzes) 1087 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:19,970 - Yeah! 1088 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,686 (people gasp) 1089 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,234 - [Man] How can they eat that shit over there? 1090 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,986 - [Man] I don't know. 1091 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,493 - Crazy kids. (chuckles) 1092 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,453 - Disgusting, disgusting. 1093 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:47,122 (Jocko belches) 1094 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,125 - No way, dude. 1095 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:52,503 Cool! 1096 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:58,008 (crowbar rings) 1097 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,344 (gulls cry) 1098 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,930 (gull farts) 1099 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,498 (people retch) 1100 00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:43,470 (Beaker retches) 1101 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,266 (fly buzzes) 1102 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,315 - Oh, I don't think I've ever been so proud. 1103 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,568 These are my boys, all right. 1104 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,070 (people groan) 1105 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:07,453 - Oh no. 1106 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:14,793 Come on, Big Head, this one's for the money. 1107 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:17,838 - [Man] You got it. 1108 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:18,964 - Do it! - Do it, Big Head! 1109 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:21,592 - No, no, no, no, ah! - Do it! 1110 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,179 - Come on! - Come on! 1111 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,889 - [Bob] Don't think, just drink. 1112 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,558 (Big Head farts) 1113 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,268 - [Party-Goer] You can do it! 1114 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,020 - [Party-Goer] Give me a bite of that. 1115 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,773 (people chatter) 1116 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,068 (Jocko laughs) 1117 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,909 - Beautiful, beautiful, I love it. 1118 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,160 Go get 'em, fellas. 1119 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:49,703 Okay, take the scope down, Elroy. 1120 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:51,872 This one we don't wanna miss. 1121 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,040 Weird beach party. 1122 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,333 I'll give 'em weird. 1123 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,084 They don't know what weird is til they meet me. 1124 00:54:57,669 --> 00:55:00,547 (lively surf music) 1125 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,133 - You gave it all you have, dude. 1126 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,969 They just asked the impossible. 1127 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:09,264 - Gee, thanks. 1128 00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:10,140 - [Chuck] No! 1129 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,187 (glass shatters) 1130 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:17,898 (nerd groans) 1131 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:24,112 (lively rock music) 1132 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,546 - Can that kid dance! 1133 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,464 - This guy's got more moves than a sharecropper. 1134 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:46,468 (lively rock music) 1135 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,266 - Dizzier than a part in a whirlwind, can you relate? 1136 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,978 (lively rock music) (nerd growls) 1137 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:56,979 - Get down. 1138 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,023 (gun bangs) (woman screams) 1139 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:00,774 Get up. 1140 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:01,775 - Hold it. 1141 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:02,943 Nobody move! 1142 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:05,946 (nerd groans) 1143 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,155 I said freeze! 1144 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:11,285 That's better. 1145 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,579 You kids are gonna have to control yourself. 1146 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,039 This isn't study hall, you know. 1147 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:16,915 Ow! 1148 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:18,959 (man growls) 1149 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:21,879 (people scream) 1150 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:34,892 - Hey, I think we oughta stop them. 1151 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:35,976 - Are you crazy, man? 1152 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:37,144 They'll pummel us. 1153 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:40,230 (lively rock music) 1154 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,236 - Come with me. 1155 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,739 (car thuds) 1156 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:52,242 - Hey what are they doing to our car? 1157 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,494 Come on, the punks are coming! 1158 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,664 (lively rock music) 1159 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,500 (Sparkle screams) 1160 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,129 (tires squeal) 1161 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:10,135 (girls shout) 1162 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,348 (lively rock music) 1163 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,901 - [Menlo] Oh, shit. 1164 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,277 - There's a stop sign. 1165 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:32,699 Sparkle, okay. 1166 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,953 What now? 1167 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,204 - Maybe we oughta call the police. 1168 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,581 - Wrong. - What a mess. 1169 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:40,916 Is he dead? 1170 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,126 - [Bob] Dead, man, this dude is worse than dead. 1171 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,294 He's been canceled. 1172 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,129 - Hang on, I've got an idea. 1173 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,675 (tires squeal) 1174 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:51,218 - [Beaker] Hey, kids. 1175 00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,053 - [Sparkle] Oh, Mr. Beaker, we need your help. 1176 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:54,304 - [Chuck] Ooh, this guy's heavy. 1177 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,891 - No, no, bring him over here. 1178 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:02,187 Say, your friend looks pretty drunk. 1179 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:03,981 - No, he's dead. - Dead! 1180 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:05,857 Great! 1181 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,159 Well, come on, put him down. 1182 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:29,172 (Beaker chuckles) 1183 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:37,222 - This is quite a setup you've got here. 1184 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:38,223 - Thanks. 1185 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,017 I picked most of them up on the highway. 1186 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:40,976 Cute little fella. 1187 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:46,648 Say, isn't this one of these punk surfers from the party? 1188 00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:49,484 - Punk surfers, these guys aren't even human. 1189 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,279 - What are you gonna do with that? 1190 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:53,947 - Well, if what you're saying is true, 1191 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,825 then maybe we should find out what makes these things tick. 1192 00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:00,037 Stand back. (Sparkle screams) 1193 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:00,871 Maybe you're right. 1194 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:04,875 (saw buzzes) 1195 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,753 (body squishes) (punk groans) 1196 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,296 I thought you said he was dead. 1197 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,132 - Maybe he was sleeping. 1198 00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:14,885 - Not anymore. 1199 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:19,973 (saw buzzes) (body squishes) 1200 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:25,729 (ribs tear) (Chuck groans) 1201 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:26,521 (Sparkle whimpers) 1202 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:27,397 - [Bob] Whoa. 1203 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,318 (Sparkle whimpers) 1204 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:34,321 - [Beaker] Chuck, can you hold that? 1205 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:35,238 - Oh, man. - Do it. 1206 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,531 - There. 1207 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:37,407 Forceps. 1208 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:46,208 Al right. 1209 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:48,877 (body squishes) 1210 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:52,964 Oh, Jesus. - What's that? 1211 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,343 - Looks like a carburetor. 1212 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:57,761 - Two or four barrel? 1213 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,179 - [Bob] What difference does it make? 1214 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,847 They already lunched our car. 1215 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,311 - I've never seen anything like this. 1216 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:07,687 ♪. Hoffa. 1217 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,442 - It's ragged. 1218 01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:19,324 - Orca. 1219 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,244 - Whoa. - Unbelievable. 1220 01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:28,125 - [Beaker] It's a Dick Dale album. 1221 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,584 It was inside him. 1222 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,506 - [Bob] I don't believe this. 1223 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,425 (Beaker grunts) 1224 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,803 - Hello, Mr. Beaker. 1225 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:47,811 Look at that. 1226 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,063 Mammal and a mammal. 1227 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,233 That's the evolution of life right there, boys. 1228 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:54,526 - [Chuck] That's disgusting. 1229 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,530 - So what is he? - Don't know. 1230 01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:02,284 Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. 1231 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:06,705 His physiology seems to be seriously altered. 1232 01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:11,793 No human I know could eat like that and still surf. 1233 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:14,337 None. 1234 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:18,091 I'm sorry, boy. 1235 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,179 Chuck, you close him up. 1236 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,651 (swirling music) 1237 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:47,787 (Bob snoring) 1238 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,247 The only thing we really have to go on 1239 01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:51,124 is they seem to love this soda. 1240 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:53,793 - Maybe that's what's doing it to them. 1241 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,296 - Yeah, I was kinda curious about that myself, 1242 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:58,215 so I analyzed it. 1243 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:01,343 It seems to be mostly untreated petroleum waste, 1244 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:04,429 except for one chemical even I can't figure out. 1245 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:07,641 There's nothing in this that even resembles soda. 1246 01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:08,767 - Well, maybe that's it. 1247 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:09,643 - I don't know! 1248 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:15,398 It might Kill you, but turn you into one of those things? 1249 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,864 (punk growls) 1250 01:02:26,368 --> 01:02:29,371 Oh, this is my Frankie Avalon table, too. 1251 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,498 - I can't believe you haven't figured it out by now. 1252 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:34,960 I'm running out, we're running out of time. 1253 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,002 Look at this stuff. 1254 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:39,839 - Oh, my bird. 1255 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:41,466 - It's getting under the table. 1256 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:42,842 - You'll drown my rat. 1257 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,594 - [Sparkle] It's grease, doesn't that ring a bell? 1258 01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:47,430 - Wait a minute, I bet that's why Jocko 1259 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,099 and the others have been drinking motor oil. 1260 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:50,433 Once they get a taste for this stuff, 1261 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:51,851 they can't get enough. - Hold. 1262 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,938 Why would your dads be turning perfectly normal surfers 1263 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,816 into an army of gas-guzzling junkies. 1264 01:02:58,149 --> 01:02:59,067 - Money. - Money. 1265 01:02:59,401 --> 01:02:59,901 - Yeah. 1266 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:04,072 (swirling music) 1267 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:13,331 Chuck, Bob, Bob, Chuck, I've got it. 1268 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,501 Look at this. 1269 01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:17,585 - What is it? 1270 01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:19,754 - I don't know, but I think this 1271 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,549 has something to do with what's happening out there. 1272 01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:23,925 - [Chuck] It smells like tar. 1273 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,554 - [Chuck And Bob] This must be the formula to Buzzz Cola! 1274 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:28,805 - Terrific! 1275 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,308 Now all we have to do is find out 1276 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,352 who this Menlo Schwartzer character is 1277 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:36,354 and force him to reverse the process. 1278 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,148 - Schwartzer? - Mm hmm. 1279 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,357 - Isn't that that guy you showed up 1280 01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:41,443 with at the theater the other night? 1281 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:47,699 - Menlo Schwartzer was a genius, a brilliant chemist. 1282 01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,492 Talk about having it all. 1283 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,954 He was short, ugly, near-sighted, and carried a slide rule. 1284 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:54,956 Then, one day, a group of surfers 1285 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,584 played a cruel practical joke on him. 1286 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,420 They put some chemicals into his soda at lunch. 1287 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:03,423 I don't know what it was, but it changed him. 1288 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:04,466 Ever since then, the only thing 1289 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,176 he's thought about is revenge. 1290 01:04:08,428 --> 01:04:09,137 I oughta know. 1291 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,391 I was his girlfriend. 1292 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,019 - That's impossible. 1293 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,937 The only girl Schwartzer ever hung around with 1294 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:21,483 was Florinda Budnik, the nerdiest girl in the school. 1295 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,155 - [Chuck, Bob, And Beaker] Florinda Budnik! 1296 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:28,573 (dramatic music) 1297 01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:30,992 - That's the way I looked until Bunny, 1298 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:34,454 I mean Menlo, discovered a way to make me beautiful, 1299 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:35,497 and that's the way I'll look again 1300 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:36,831 unless he gives me my treatments. 1301 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,584 That's why I had to help him, 1302 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,712 and why I've been so afraid to tell you the truth. 1303 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,631 - It's too late to worry about that now. 1304 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:45,924 You boys have gotta get out there 1305 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,967 and win that surf contest while we figure out 1306 01:04:48,301 --> 01:04:49,552 a way to stop Schwartzer. 1307 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:54,015 ♪ Here I come in my '57 1308 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:56,893 & She's a real low rider 1309 01:04:57,227 --> 01:05:00,271 ♪ Paid perfection with a custom engine 1310 01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,941 ♪ Painted black with flames 1311 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:06,486 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna call that hot rod tame 1312 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,822 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1313 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,907 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1314 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:12,534 ♪ Ooh, ooh 1315 01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:13,576 - I'm sorry, but you people aren't understanding anything. 1316 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,870 We are in the middle of a crisis. 1317 01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:17,205 We gotta keep the beaches closed 1318 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:17,997 until we figure out what, you know, 1319 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:20,375 what's behind all this. 1320 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,251 - Absolutely. 1321 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,422 You were brilliant, darling, brilliant. 1322 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,341 - Look, O'Finley, we know you're upset. 1323 01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:29,968 I mean, I would be, too, if my kids 1324 01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,803 were running around town eating garbage 1325 01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,888 and sucking on dead fish. 1326 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,683 - But that's no reason to close the beach 1327 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,227 and lose our businesses, can you relate? 1328 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,521 - What about my poor Big Head? 1329 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:42,313 - Put a bag on it. 1330 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:44,607 - Put two bags on it. 1331 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:45,567 - That's funny, that's funny. 1332 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,112 - Point of order, we must have order. 1333 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,286 In the meantime, I recommend we all settle down 1334 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,996 and have another drink. 1335 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,292 - Two Bud beers here, please. - Two. 1336 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,460 Let's go. - Hold it! 1337 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:05,587 Hold it. 1338 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,672 May I say something? - No. 1339 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:10,800 - As you all know, I teach science at the local high school. 1340 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:12,594 - Yes, he does. 1341 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:14,137 - Big deal! 1342 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:14,929 - Take a hike! 1343 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:16,222 - Thank you. 1344 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:19,517 Last night, a few of my students, my kids, 1345 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:22,520 your kids, our kids, came to me 1346 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,481 with a pretty far out story, 1347 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,441 so I did some scientific tests 1348 01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:29,611 and what they claim may very well be true. 1349 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:34,407 This cola may be causing very serious physiological damage. 1350 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:35,742 - Like what? 1351 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,453 - I didn't wanna say it, Bob's Dad, 1352 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:43,249 but this cola may be turning your kids into zombies. 1353 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,627 - Oh, honey. 1354 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:46,711 - What a dork. 1355 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,254 (Menlo chatters) 1356 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:49,672 - Hold it, hold on. 1357 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,467 Now, we've heard about this ridiculous theory of yours, 1358 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,010 Beaker, and I just want you to know 1359 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:55,637 we think you're full of shit. 1360 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:57,847 - Don't! 1361 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:16,199 This is cola. 1362 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:17,450 - He's bright, very bright. 1363 01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,370 - What do you expect, motor oil? 1364 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:21,788 - Yes. - Yes. 1365 01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,582 (people laugh) 1366 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:29,796 - I think we can all see why our esteemed Mr. Beaker 1367 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,965 has settled on teaching high school science 1368 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,717 as a career instead of having a respectable job 1369 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,219 like the rest of us. 1370 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,388 Come on, Beaker, turn on the porch light, pal. 1371 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,765 Buzzz Cola isn't hurting anybody. 1372 01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:42,308 I mean, sure, it's not that healthy, 1373 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:43,810 but, I mean, Christ, neither is any 1374 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:46,604 of the crappy cola they're putting on the shelves, you know? 1375 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:49,691 - He's right, if you're worried about your kids, 1376 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:52,735 lock 'em up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, 1377 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:55,238 but, for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids 1378 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:56,698 from drinking cola and surfing. 1379 01:07:57,031 --> 01:07:59,409 It's the American way! - Absolutely. 1380 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:01,703 - Surfing's built this town. 1381 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,163 It's damn near built this country. 1382 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:09,085 - Beautiful, man, just beautiful. 1383 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:10,003 - This is soda. 1384 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:19,220 - It's good. 1385 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:22,557 - It's all settled, the contest is on. 1386 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:25,351 - The contest is on! 1387 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:27,729 (Dads shout) 1388 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,692 - [Poorman] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, 1389 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:36,195 and welcome to City Beach on a beautiful, beautiful day. 1390 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:40,825 The site of the first ever Buzzz Invitational Surf Contest. 1391 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:45,288 I'm the Poorman, your announcer here, beach side. 1392 01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,082 You'll notice the swell on the beach 1393 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,168 is absolutely incredible. 1394 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,546 I would say it's about 37, 23, 36. 1395 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,423 As far as the waves in the ocean, 1396 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,842 it is two to four feet with good shape today. 1397 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,805 - It's in the bag. 1398 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,724 - Satin sheets. 1399 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,809 Monogrammed ties. 1400 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:10,647 Two ounces of the best damn Peruvian flake money can buy. 1401 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,066 - [Bob] Excuse me, Pop. 1402 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:13,816 - [Poorman] Chuck and Bob have arrived, 1403 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:14,692 the two local favorites. 1404 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,402 - Hey, hey! - Hey! 1405 01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:17,820 (gun bangs) 1406 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,406 - [Poorman] And the contest is underway! 1407 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,200 - But aren't those your boys? 1408 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:24,035 - Yeah, sure, but- 1409 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,204 - They just ate, sure, that's it. 1410 01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:28,665 Too soon for them to go in the water. 1411 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,751 (lively surf music) 1412 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:33,044 - [Poorman] And here they are, ladies and gentlemen, 1413 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,505 heat number one is out in the water. 1414 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:39,884 And there they are, Chuck and Bob 1415 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,803 both up on the first wave. 1416 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,805 And here's a back slide take off and a turn around. 1417 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:44,931 Excellent maneuver. 1418 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,851 As always, the Buzzz Cola Invitational 1419 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,812 is the epitome of fair play. 1420 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,898 ♪ I'm moving up 1421 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:55,650 ♪ I need it good 1422 01:09:55,983 --> 01:09:58,569 I I need something I can taste 1423 01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,655 ♪ And a vacation from the human race 1424 01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:02,448 Okay, we have three people up on one wave. 1425 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,701 Let's give a round of applause. 1426 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,077 ♪ If I don't have it 1427 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,912 ♪ I get mad 1428 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:10,957 ♪ And when I'm mad I do such terrible things 1429 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:14,752 ♪ I get pretty crazy and I make girls scream 1430 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,045 Got a complex maneuver here, 1431 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:17,255 pulled off by one of the punkers. 1432 01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:19,090 He's gonna get a massive number of points. 1433 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,008 ♪ Hold me back 1434 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,760 ♪ I feel another attack 1435 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:25,888 ♪ I can get violent any time 1436 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:26,723 ♪ Hold me back 1437 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:27,765 ♪ Won't you hold me 1438 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,058 - [Beaker] Do you know where you're going? 1439 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:30,184 - [Sparkle] Sure, sure, trust me. 1440 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:31,602 I come here all the time. 1441 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,690 - Wow, he's weird. 1442 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:36,816 - Yeah. 1443 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:38,359 You can't stay here. - No. 1444 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:40,737 - I'll have to deal with him. 1445 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:43,281 (tense music) 1446 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:44,615 - What's that? (alarm rings) 1447 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:45,908 - Punks! 1448 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:46,784 They're coming this way. 1449 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:47,869 - Help! 1450 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,913 - Bow bow! 1451 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:51,831 - Oh, shit! 1452 01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,958 (door clangs) 1453 01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:56,294 - [Menlo] Put that away! 1454 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:57,336 - Let's get outta here! 1455 01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:58,296 (alarm wails) 1456 01:10:58,629 --> 01:10:59,714 (Sparkle whimpers) 1457 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,049 (alarm wails) 1458 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,099 Mr. Menlo Schwartzer, 1459 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:14,061 so you're the mad genius behind all this. 1460 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,022 - Given all the evidence, I think even an eggplant 1461 01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:17,815 could've figured that out, but I gotta give you credit. 1462 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,609 You were the first one to find me. 1463 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,611 Take him away, we'll save him for later. 1464 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,323 Save it, sweetie, there's lots more to come. 1465 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,909 (lively surf music) 1466 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:29,827 - [Poorman] This is the final, ladies and gentlemen. 1467 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:31,996 That's right, the final round, 1468 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,040 and, of course, the local boys are in it. 1469 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,417 They're coming out strong, but the punkers have amassed 1470 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:37,919 a tremendous number of points, 1471 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,046 and only a strong showing here in the final 1472 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:42,757 by the local boys will get them the victory. 1473 01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,634 As you can see, they're shredding it up 1474 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,010 with an off the lip maneuver. 1475 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,554 - I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him. 1476 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,057 ♪ I'm moving up 1477 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,809 ♪ I need it good 1478 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,853 I I need something I can taste 1479 01:11:56,187 --> 01:11:58,856 ♪ And a vacation from the human race 1480 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,107 I I need money 1481 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,442 ♪ I need it bad 1482 01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:02,819 - [Poorman] The local boys are ripping it, 1483 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:04,737 and they're coming on strong, but can they 1484 01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:08,574 catch the punkers before the end of the event? 1485 01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,035 ♪ I get real crazy and I make girls scream 1486 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,203 ♪ So hold me back 1487 01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:14,330 ♪ Oh, won't you hold me back 1488 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:17,416 (lively surf music) 1489 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:23,756 - We're fucked, can you relate? 1490 01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,842 (horn honks) 1491 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,176 - [Poorman] And the horn has sounded. 1492 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,512 This is the last wave, cutting left 1493 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,429 and cutting back right. 1494 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:32,098 We'll see if he can do it. 1495 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:35,184 (lively surf music) 1496 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,104 Okay, back to the right, 1497 01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:39,313 and now it looks like he's shaping up 1498 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:41,065 for a radical off the lip maneuver. 1499 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:42,275 Can he keep his balance? 1500 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:43,901 If he does, he'll probably get the victory 1501 01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:45,111 for the local boys. 1502 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:46,863 He does, he keeps his balance! 1503 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,197 Chuck and Bob have won! 1504 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,241 The local boys are champions! 1505 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:55,329 (spectators clapping) (spectators cheering) 1506 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:58,791 - Hey, hey! 1507 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:00,585 Hey, hey! 1508 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:05,172 Now, everybody witness, this is important. 1509 01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:07,592 - There's a geek out there under those waves, 1510 01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:10,052 and he's trying to fully control the coast. 1511 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,178 - Yeah, and he's doing it with the help 1512 01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:15,016 of two bogus businessmen, our fathers. 1513 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,062 - [Poorman] Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 1514 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,107 it has been a great day here at the Buzzz Invitational. 1515 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:24,942 Wait a minute, wait a minute, what's happening, 1516 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:26,152 what's happening here? 1517 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:28,571 Ah, it must be another publicity stunt 1518 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,197 brought to you by Buzzz Cola. 1519 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,283 That's right, the soda of the '80s. 1520 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:35,995 And, as you can see, we're having some fun on the beach. 1521 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:38,915 Hey, fellas, come on up here and let me join in on the fun. 1522 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,168 Fellas, fellas, no! (screams) 1523 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:45,046 (people shouting) 1524 01:13:50,551 --> 01:13:53,179 (waves crashing) 1525 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:59,226 (machinery whirs) 1526 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:09,070 (water gurgles) 1527 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,740 - Anybody care for a soda pop? 1528 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,242 - What the hell's going on here, Schwartzer? 1529 01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:16,494 Have you lost all your marbles? 1530 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,037 - No, but you're about to lose yours, 1531 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:19,830 and that's just for starters, bubbies. 1532 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:21,624 You knuckleheads are about to get the royal treatment. 1533 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,709 - You'll never get away with it, you schmo-head! 1534 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,169 - [Menlo] Give it to 'em, guys. 1535 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:25,962 Give 'em the works. 1536 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:27,004 - No! 1537 01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,632 (Dads growl) 1538 01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,659 - That should about do it. 1539 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,161 And now, ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your approval. 1540 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,705 No, no, I'm not going to tell you. 1541 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:01,622 It'll spoil the surprise. 1542 01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:02,915 Hey, clamp 'em in, fellas. 1543 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:04,583 Put 'em in here, get 'em good, yeah, yeah. 1544 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,464 - Bunny, that's enough. 1545 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,633 - Enough, why, I just started. 1546 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,927 - Please, stop, before it's too late. 1547 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:17,388 - Too late, that's rich, it's already too late. 1548 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:18,889 - What time is it? 1549 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:20,683 - Oh, it's about a quarter, never mind that. 1550 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:21,600 See what I told you? 1551 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,602 There's no hope for these slobs. 1552 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,063 - Please, Bunny, for me. 1553 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:30,276 I'll come back to you, I'll make you happy. 1554 01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:33,529 My treatments don't seem to wear off anymore. 1555 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,405 - Bow bow. 1556 01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:36,991 - I'll give you children. 1557 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,325 - No, it's too late for that. 1558 01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:39,952 That might've worked once, but not again. 1559 01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:41,787 I used to wanna be like the other kids, you know? 1560 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:43,789 I wanted to be a surfer, I wanted to be hip 1561 01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:46,167 and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now. 1562 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,252 It all ended one miserable afternoon. 1563 01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:51,297 I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it, 1564 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,506 and you know with what? 1565 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:55,718 (Sparkle gasps) 1566 01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,220 With a powerful reverse sex hormone. 1567 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,013 You know what it's like to be the only guy 1568 01:15:59,346 --> 01:15:59,805 on the beach with tits? 1569 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,223 It's miserable. 1570 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,269 (Bob and Beaker laugh) 1571 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:08,731 Yeah, go ahead, laugh it up, you guys, you're next. 1572 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,609 (Big Head shouts) 1573 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,154 Stop that right now. 1574 01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:16,363 He'll wreck my lab, go get him, fellas. 1575 01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:17,573 Go after him. 1576 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:23,788 (Big Head shouts) (machinery whirs) 1577 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:39,011 (machinery thuds) 1578 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:43,099 Stop him, fellas! 1579 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:45,851 (Menlo chatters) 1580 01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:55,736 (Poppy music) (people shout) 1581 01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:15,339 - Hold on, I think it's gonna blow. 1582 01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:18,050 (poppy music) 1583 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:25,599 (refinery booms) (people scream) 1584 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,448 (people groan) 1585 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,327 ♪ When I was a young boy 1586 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,081 ♪ I wanted to sail around the world 1587 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:52,418 ♪ That's the life for me 1588 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:56,130 ♪ Living on the sea 1589 01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:59,675 ♪ Living as a sailor 1590 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,220 ♪ Waiting for the tides to go 1591 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:06,724 ♪ The last real pioneer 1592 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:11,061 ♪ But now there's no more tears 1593 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:14,773 ♪ I remember you running by 1594 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:18,068 ♪ On a raft in the sky 1595 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:21,447 ♪ I see flash, tempers flare 1596 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:25,284 ♪ Grab a hold if you dare 1597 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:30,372 (soft poppy music) (waves crash) 1598 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,559 (siren wails) 1599 01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:56,398 - I'll get even, let me go, copper. 1600 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:57,858 Let me go, what's your badge number. 1601 01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,402 I got friends on the force, let me go! 1602 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:03,489 (Menlo chattering) 1603 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,366 - Oh, Bunny. 1604 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:07,409 - [Menlo] Ah, let me go, you're all insane. 1605 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,702 I'll get you, you haven't heard the last 1606 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:11,288 of Menlo Schwartzer, I'll be back, I swear. 1607 01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:14,458 I'll be back. (speaker fades out) 1608 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:17,878 - Those jerks with their crappy cola ideas. 1609 01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:20,381 - [Mom] Well, I'm sure they learned their lessons. 1610 01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:22,174 - We can only hope. 1611 01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,759 At least we've got our men back. 1612 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:25,552 - You said it. 1613 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:31,183 - [Bob] Wait a minute, our dads. 1614 01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,519 - Oh, I fully forgot. 1615 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:34,603 They're still out there. 1616 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:40,025 (machinery beeps) 1617 01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:44,113 - Oh, wow. 1618 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:50,577 (machinery beeps) 1619 01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:02,131 Whoa. 1620 01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,425 (Daddy O wolf whistles) 1621 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:05,509 - What's the matter? 1622 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:08,595 - We're all right. 1623 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:11,015 - Very radical. 1624 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:13,267 - Really. 1625 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:17,813 - [DJ] Your favorite radio station KDIL. 1626 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:19,857 - [Dad] Ready? 1627 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:23,527 - [Chuck And Bob] Sorry. 1628 01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:29,033 - [Dad] All right, here we go, all right. 1629 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,119 Very good, very good. 1630 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:39,418 - It's so wonderful to see you kids all back together again. 1631 01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:40,627 I love you, hon. 1632 01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:43,380 Honey. 1633 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:50,763 (women laugh) 1634 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:55,517 - I want a fresh fish sandwich, but not this fresh. 1635 01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:03,275 - And a little less mayonnaise (speaker muffled by food). 1636 01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:05,611 - You don't have to eat it, you know? 1637 01:21:05,944 --> 01:21:07,363 Besides, even Bess Myerson makes mistakes. 1638 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:08,697 - Bunny, ow! 1639 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,449 You promised to be sweet. 1640 01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:12,076 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1641 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,328 - Well, it won't be long now til the effects 1642 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:15,996 of Buzzz Cola wear totally off 1643 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:18,248 and everyone is just fab. 1644 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,750 - Almost everyone. 1645 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,585 - Yeah, I'm not so sure about 1646 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:23,587 our two favorite bimbos over there. 1647 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,672 - Hey, those our festive dads. 1648 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,096 - Girls, say Buzzz. 1649 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:33,972 (camera clicks) 1650 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:34,848 Beautiful. 1651 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:37,601 - [Dads] Can you relate? 1652 01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,272 - All right now, everyone. - Let's blow this pop stand. 1653 01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,274 - Repeat after me. - You know, I been thinking. 1654 01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:45,150 - [Dad] What now? 1655 01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:47,861 - [Dad] Buzzz Pancakes. 1656 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:50,072 - [Dad] Ah, it'll never work. 1657 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:50,864 - [Big Head] Bow bow! 1658 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:52,157 - [Crowd] Bow bow! 1659 01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:53,492 - [Dad] What do you say we buy some cattle, 1660 01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:55,619 cut the legs off, and call it ground beef? 1661 01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:57,121 Taster's choice. - Uh huh. 1662 01:21:58,497 --> 01:22:02,126 - Hey, look at that. - Oh, boy, oh, boy! 1663 01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,961 - [Dad] There's a couple of guys there. 1664 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:06,630 Wait a minute, those aren't guys, 1665 01:22:06,964 --> 01:22:07,798 those are Peterbilts with shorts. 1666 01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,675 Let's get the hell out of here! 1667 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:10,926 - [Dad] I've got a run in my panty hose! 1668 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:12,678 - [Dad] Fuck the run, let's just run! 1669 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,304 Stay with me, stay with me! 1670 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:15,639 Breathe. 1671 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:17,641 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 1672 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:20,394 ♪ Go to hell 1673 01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:21,812 ♪ But Johnny didn't care 1674 01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:24,398 ♪ He was an outlaw by the time that he was 10 years old 1675 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:27,151 ♪ He didn't wanna do what he was told 1676 01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:29,486 ♪ Just a prankster 1677 01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:31,405 ♪ A juvenile gangster 1678 01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:32,698 ♪ His teachers didn't understand 1679 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:33,490 ♪ They kicked him out of school 1680 01:22:33,824 --> 01:22:34,825 I At a tender early age 1681 01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,911 ♪ Just because he didn't wanna learn things 1682 01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:40,164 ♪ Had other interests 1683 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:43,625 ♪ He liked to burn things 1684 01:22:53,093 --> 01:22:55,262 ♪ The lady down the block, she had a radio 1685 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:57,306 ♪ That Johnny wanted oh so bad 1686 01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,600 ♪ So he took it the first chance he had 1687 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,394 ♪ And then he shot her in the leg 1688 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:03,604 ♪ And this is what she said 1689 01:23:03,937 --> 01:23:04,730 ♪ He's only a lad 1690 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:05,898 ♪ You really can't blame him 1691 01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:07,232 ♪ He's only a lad 1692 01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:08,567 ♪ Society made him 1693 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:09,860 ♪ He's only a lad 1694 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,112 ♪ Is he our responsibility 1695 01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:14,239 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1696 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:15,282 ♪ Only a lad 1697 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:16,617 ♪ He really couldn't help it 1698 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:17,910 ♪ Only a lad 1699 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,536 ♪ He didn't wanna do it 1700 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:20,621 ♪ Only a lad 1701 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:22,873 ♪ He's underprivileged and abused 1702 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:24,791 ♪ Perhaps a little bit confused 1703 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:29,880 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh 1704 01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:37,846 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh 1705 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:10,754 ♪ His parents gave up 1706 01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:14,925 ♪ They couldn't influence his attitude 1707 01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:16,301 ♪ Nobody could help 1708 01:24:16,635 --> 01:24:20,597 ♪ The little man had no gratitude 1709 01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:22,182 3 And when he stole the car 1710 01:24:22,516 --> 01:24:24,601 ♪ Nobody dreamed that he would try to take it so far 1711 01:24:24,935 --> 01:24:27,563 ♪ He didn't mean to hit the poor man 1712 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,148 ♪ Who had to go and die 1713 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:31,525 ♪ It made the judge cry 1714 01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:32,484 ♪ Only a lad 1715 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:33,777 ♪ He really couldn't help it 1716 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:34,987 ♪ Only a lad 1717 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,655 ♪ He didn't wanna do it 1718 01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:37,698 ♪ Only a lad 1719 01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:40,242 ♪ He's underprivileged and abused 1720 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:41,994 ♪ Perhaps a little bit confused 1721 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,621 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1722 01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:47,291 ♪ It's not his fault that he can't behave 1723 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,793 ♪ Society's made him go astray 1724 01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:52,629 ♪ Perhaps if we're nice, he'll go away 1725 01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,840 ♪ Perhaps he'll go away 1726 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:58,176 ♪ He'll go away 1727 01:24:58,510 --> 01:24:59,261 ♪ Only a lad 1728 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:00,637 ♪ You really can't blame him 1729 01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:01,847 ♪ Only a lad 1730 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,140 ♪ Society made him 1731 01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:04,474 ♪ Only a lad 1732 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:08,687 ♪ Is he our responsibility 1733 01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:11,106 ♪ Hey there, Johnny, you really don't fool me 1734 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,817 ♪ You get away with murder and you think it's funny 1735 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:16,695 ♪ You don't give a damn if you live or if you die 1736 01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:19,740 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1737 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:24,828 ♪ Hey there, Johnny Boy, I hope you fry 1738 01:25:27,581 --> 01:25:32,502 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, oh 1739 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:36,089 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh 121383