Original subtitles

Mario! Mario!

- What's up? - Alvaro is out! - When?

This morning. He said he is waiting for you in the square.

Say I'm coming. An see that straight 'st'Alvaro! Striped, pija!

(VOICE OF BAMBlNl)

- To Spartacus! - What do you want?

Alvaro is out. So he says he is waiting for you in the square!

- Silvio Pellico is back! - Because? Do you mind?

No, indeed, for heaven's sake! It would take a lot of customers like that.

Rather, remember to get the bill left unresolved.

..before the holiday!

(VOClARE)

Othello!

Othello!

- I'm alive! <Ruler: Othello!

- Er mare has arrived in Rome! - Righetto: Othello!

- What is it? - Alvaro is out! - When?

Righetto: An hour ago. He waits for you in the square.

All right! Tell him I'm coming! Tell him!

- A Ote ', but who is' st'Alvaro? - Alvaro Latini, right?

- Who knows him? - The one who stabbed Valerio Zerboni!

It took six months. A straight!

Who gives the stabs is straight?

What does that have to do with anything? He didn't want it from him! It was an unfortunate misunderstanding.

And did it six months? Then he is a frescone!

- Hi, Alva '! - Hello, if we see!

- Hi guys! - Hi, Alvaro!

- Mom! - Here comes this again!

<Alvaro: Mom! Alvaro is back! - And I see it's back!

Loves'! Aren't you happy with seeing your Alvaro?

- Be good, you hurt me! - Six months! I've always thought of you.

I asked myself : '' Who knows what my mamma will do now? ''.

What was I doing? I was working to send you the packages!

Oh yeah! Always breaded slices. They looked like half suns.

- Thank god! - Yes, and my mammetta.

- Look good! - What is Maria doing? How are you?

- De salute is fine. - Can you imagine when he will see Alvaro his?

- You know what a satisfaction! - Yes, my mammetta! Long last!

This is my home! Hi girls! Is there a clean shirt?

- Not that! It's the knight's! - What do I care?

It will hold tight to my neck, ma!

And we went back from head to twelve!

> Pasquale: Where are you going? - I'll come right away! Alvaro! Alva '!

- Aho! - Here it is, go!

Do you ever grow up? You are shorter than before! I thought you weren't coming anymore!

- My brother-in-law did not want! - And forget it!

- They do sleep in the kitchen. - In the cutlery drawer!

Alvaro is out and already the gang has reformed!

Miss, remember: no more credit to Alvaro Latini!

Jail is an experience that everyone should have.

Other than military life! Under the weapons who you know? Of the starving!

I was in my cell at Regina Coeli with a marquis and an antique dealer.

Oh! They brought me a palm of hand! I was someone in there, you know?

Do you know what the manager told me on my way out?

'' Luckily you are going, if not, I would love it! ''

(LITTLE GIRL) Let's talk about our business, huh?

You have a job to be ashamed, you have to fire '.

- And how? - How can I do? - What do I say at home? No!

But then it's true! You are bitten! But I know everything! Below is the female.

The fija della pesciarola, the fija of Sor Annibale.

- So much for not naming. - The cashier at the bar, tell me!

- You didn't tell me! - Otello jokes, he's a stick!

- As? - It is two meters high! - You are like that!

Guys! Man with woman must be independent and dominant.

So, let's start today to say: '' New life ''.

In there I met certain big shots who ...

Hold a moment for a while.

- Be good! - Je say a word! - Pretend you don't see him!

And let me lose '!

E mo?

Mo what is he doing?

- Hello. - Hello.

Vale ', I must speak to you'.

In Vale ', we didn't want to start again', eh?

We put a stone on it.

I did it six months, do you understand? I have suffered so much!

- The humiliations I felt! - I don't think about it anymore.

- Then let's make peace! - What I said I repeat:

..to your wife, when married, I never spoke to her again.

- If you believe it, well, if not, nothing! - But I believe you, Vale '.

I believed you that evening too. Only that I had been drinking, there were friends, ..

..I didn't want to look like a coward.

- What is he doing? - Watch me see that another puncicata loosens.

- Better! - So if you fix it.

If it is so....

- Hi, Vale '. Friends like before, huh? - Hello.

Here it is!

(NOISE OF THE SCALLED JAR)

Mario: Alva ', how is it vintage?

Poor fellow, he apologized. It hurt me!

I know it as good as bread, you know. He gave me his hand and I: '' No! ''.

'' Valerio, when you see my wife you have to lower your eyes and slip away.

'' Otherwise go to the cemetery this time . ''

- You scared him! - And he: '' Friends as before ''.

Give me the jacket! And now if I make four Camparucci soda. He pays for basset.

- Pay! - I don't have a lira!

- Daje! - Come on you have it! - Money out! - Hunt the lyre!

- Enzo: Hello! - Good morning, employees! - Good morning!

- Come on! - And wait!

- This is the miss? - Embè?

- Kill, congratulations! - Four Campari.

- Alvaro: Four Campari! - How much it is?

- 320. <Otello: Do ​​you know that I believed in it?

<And who would have thought that!

This basset!

- Cheers! - Health!

- Cheers, miss! <lnes: Thanks! Wishes!

But what does Valerio do with that truck ? The driver? The delivery boy?

Work on your own. The pickup truck is yours ! He bought it in installments, you know?

He looks like a bumblebee, but he's doing his business well!

- In installments, huh? I understood everything. - Of course!

- It's almost one, I'm going to take 'my' wife. - Good.

See you in the afternoon. I have an idea!

- Miss, Spartacus don't consume it, eh? - But ....

- Alvaro: Goodbye! - Hello. - Hello.

Alvaro is always Alvaro!

- Hi, Franca! - Hi, Alvaro.

- Alvaro! Alvaro! - To Mari '!

- Mari '! - Look good! There are people! - Because?

Six months! You don't know how long they are. And all I have tried!

They're watching us. Let's go home.

Have you thought of me? I often asked myself: 'Who knows what Maria will do at this hour?'

- Have you thought of me? Say yes! - Sure, I thought of you! - Always?

- Yes, always. - You will see that everything will be as before.

Ah, let's hope no! Look, we better tell each other right away.

Or you become a serious person and you put yourself to work, if not I ....

- And look at my face! Has Alvaro changed yours or not? - No!

But how not! But no, not like that. Inside!

- What do I know what's on your mind? - But I have a lot of ideas!

And then you haven't changed at all.

There are three combinations: 1 2, 18 and 24 installments.

- Spartacus: How beautiful it is! - Alvaro: How much? - Seller: 24.

- I got it? 24. - Seller: The pickup truck ..

..it pays for itself. After the purchase it is a source of income.

- There are 300,000 lire in advance. - Those yes. The advance is unchanged.

- Shall we pour? - Shall we take a test drive?

- Eh, maybe! - Yes, yes! - Will you get me a license plate?

Of course it's a bargain!

Did you hear what he said? The pickup truck pays for itself.

This to begin with, and if business is good ..

..and we can also buy the truck, right?

- Do I try it? <Seller: Gladly!

- Are you crazy? - Statte bono! And stop it!

- To stupid! Driving license, third degree and diesel! - The basset driver's license?

- But look at that! - But did you find it? In the Easter egg?

- Ranked fourth. - There were four of you!

Then let's be fine! We have the mechanical personnel ! And get out!

(VOClARE)

Good morning!

- Seller: What brakes! - How long! Have you seen?

- Did they feel the brakes? - Wonderful! Okay then.

- Yes. - The stipulation is next week .

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Goodbye and thanks! - Seller: You're welcome!

- What is this stipulation? - Huh?

- 'Is it stipulated that it is? - The stipulation, the contract, right? - Ah.

- And the 300,000 lire? - Let me think five minutes.

It takes me five minutes to solve. '

- Five minutes, huh? - Let him think '!

(GIRL RlDONO) Spartacus: Throw the piotta !

Spartaco: Take a bath!

(VOClARE)

And stop being kids! Eh, misery!

- I found it, understand? - And followed! What have you found?

- AMOS - And who is it? - Who is this Amos?

It's the name of the company, the express transport cooperative, isn't it?

AMOS: Alvaro, Mario, Otello and Spartaco.

- And why do I owe them the last one? - Because AMOS is fine

SAMO no? Spartaco, Alvaro, Mario and Otello.

- SAMO is already there. And what's the point? - OMAS, OSMA, OMSA

- M.A.S.O. - M.O.S.A.

That's enough! AMOS is fine! In the cooperative we are all the same, ..

..but someone who commands there, otherwise it becomes a republic!

You worry about the name! But the 300,000 lire in advance, ..

.. who is giving them to us? - Of course!

> Speaker: Football match at the Olimpico on Sunday ..

..ltalia-lnghilterra.

> tickets .... - I found it! - Thing?

- 'N other name! - Shut up! - The 300,000 lire!

- Where is it? - In here. - then I have the Bank of Italy here!

I understand, with you if they can not make serious speeches.

You will remain in the garbage as you are used to!

Not if he can more jokes'? He said so to speak!

- Are you also made offensive? - In business there is seriousness!

- More serious than us? We are tragic! - Eh, I see! Listen to me ', ..

..provide 25,000 lire each. - And you?

Me too, sure. Then in the leaks it becomes' 300 I'll take care of it, understood?

- Eh! - Annamo!

(SOUND OF BELLS)

<Marcella: An see this! Did you fall out of bed this morning?

Did I ever arrive late?

This makes me angry! To ma, has he ever come before us?

No, but for once he was good, let him go.

Luckily there are you, if not with this one ...

Why doesn't she know you?

Othello: 'Namo?

- Marcella: Watch out, everything falls! - Aho!

Othello: Yesterday I waited for you until 11pm!

Sorry, uncles and my cousin came.

She got engaged to someone who has a roasting company.

- You will understand! - Yes, indeed!

- Marce ', come here! - What do you want?

Life 'qui un momento.

- But no! But no, stay good! But right here? - Come on, come on!

'Home, su!

- To Marce '! Do you know that I love you? - Yes I know.

- But you don't know that I always think about our future. - You're doing well, right?

I can't keep 'unloading' cassettes and breaking 'er ice!

You will allow me to be ashamed at my age!

I have to make myself a position, how do I put on famija?

- What would you like to do? - I would have a project.

- Ah! And would it be? - I can't tell you, it's a secret.

- Mo has also the secrets! - He's not joking, it's a serious thing.

I would need help, a loan. An advance would solve everything!

How much?

25,000 read.

And you with 25,000 lire want to make a future? How cheap it is!

Now I understand the riser, do the slippery, all 'ste fuss!

But turn off, go!

And should I put on famija co '' n omo like you?

"March, offend me!" "But no, I might offend you!"

So you know what I'm telling you? But go 'to die' killed!

- To you and your sister ... - To you and all your race!

Marcella: But who sees you?

(RUMBLE OF THE MOTORCYCLE)

- Goodbye, Sora Ade '! - What happened? Another fight?

Yes, this time it's over. Look for another wretch!

Adele: Come here, tell me everything. If he knows what you have?

Annamo, I've always treated you like a fijo, right? Was it Marcella?

- Yes .... - He's got a temper! What did he do to you?

<Marcella: Will you let me pass'? - Woman: And wait!

Every morning the same story! Half a meter today, half tomorrow, ..

.. half a meter the day after tomorrow, at this rate who knows where I'm going to end up?

There is also the courage to speak!

Ten days ago I was here! Look where I ended up! Mo te do 'na cinquina!

You know what a fear! The whole lace of my shirt is shaking !

And let's see! Brigadie '! Brigadier! Come here! Brigadier!

- Othello - Huh? - Go here!

Tie '! I recommend it to you. Don't say anything to Marcella, you know how it is!

I'll return everything next week .

Go on. Then I'll join you, ..

..if not that poor daughter is always alone there. - Yes, Sora Ade '.

Every morning he steals half a meter from me and gets bigger!

- Think if she widened! - Forward!

- Eh, brigadie '? - Let's see the signs.

He wipes them out at night with that Othello slug!

At night I sleep, I don't know 'how you' fija!

What do you have to say with mi 'fija?

- You know! Don't play comedy! - Murderer!

- Stop! - But magna less!

- I swear, this is my place. - Tomorrow we will check the plant.

- Brigadier: Come on! Circular! - Ah! You made it to arrive '!

- Well, did I get off my nerves? - Do you feel like joking?

Othello, listen, for that money I'll give it to you when we close, ..

..but don't say anything to my mother! - No! It would be too easy.

After what you told me I don't want anything more!

I have a little dignity too, right?

What happened to this today? Has he been blessed by the friars?

Woman: If she goes ahead of this step, she gets to who knows where!

Pardon miss. Reasons, look at those earrings!

See that stuff, huh?

- 20,000. - Make at least 25,000! I've got the baby with scarlet fever ..

..and then they evict me from home. I have my wife pregnant again.

- I'm sorry. - But how?

But then I know 'veteran! Actually, we don't have anything to eat!

With the last few dollars we made some sauce.

Accountant: With 20,000 lire he buys spaghetti!

20,000? Have you ever been to the zoo? Have you seen the meal of the lions?

It's worse in my house! With the pitchfork you have to eat it!

Those if they eat the wrath of God! Make 25,000, be good!

- Accountant: Okay, 25,000. - Thank you, you are a man!

Arrive, accountant! Wishes! Thank you very much!

- Deposit? - No, I withdraw.

- How much? - All.

Document?

- Long last! I've been waiting for half an hour! - And Spartacus?

And ask me? Yesterday it was too late, today is too early, ..

.. a little bit closed, a little bit open, a little missing her, a little her brother-in-law.

What crap is this? I don't renew my subscription anymore! Goodbye!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- lnes: Why so late today? - New life!

- A cappuccino, please. - Did he win at Sisal? - Almost!

- Spartaco: With double sugar, Enzo! - Good! Ready.

- Spartacus: And always come on Rome! - Thanks.

<Pasquale: Are you here? - Embè?

In the meantime, the customers leave! The salon will no longer be approached ..

..not even a dog! And then I want to see where you go to eat? Lazy!

I'm fed up with you, the shop and my sister!

These are the keys. From today you can do the clutch yourself!

Then what clutches do you do? You have four hairs!

<Pasquale: it? You pay me this! You will ask me for alms!

So he thanks me after I gave him work for years!

- But walk, go! - I want to see you starved!

But walk!

It hurt to fight with his brother-in-law. What will he do now?

I have other perspectives, miss. Maybe I'll join a cooperative ..

..of fast transport. Big things!

- Compliments! - New life!

<Hannibal: I know '7 and 3, 10. Quagliari', made by 'money ..

..da mi fija. I know 63,000 lire. - Quagliarini: All right, Sor Anni '.

- Then they would be? - 63,000.

If you don't mind, I'll give you 38.25 next time.

As vole, so much I must come 'to porta' the ojo.

35, 38.

- Hannibal: Do you have a glass of wine? - How not? - Here.

Cheers! Health!

- Goodbye, Sister Anni '. - Hello.

<Hannibal: Mario! - Yup? - There are people. - I go.

< Donna: Let's go in!

- Desiderano? - We would like to try some..

..of the specialities of the town. - Anita, there are two Englishmen!

- Prego, prego! - Thank you.

- Anita: Sit down, please! - Thank you!

- Grazie. - What do you wish? - We were told that..

..in this neighbour we can get really fancy foods,..

..l mean particulary well seasoned. What can you advice?

So we would like to eat some Roman specialties.

- What do you mean? - I do not understand! 'I know' English.

- As? Don't you see them? <Hannibal: What are they?

- I don't understand, I know English. - I don't know English!

I'll take care of it. Je famo le tagliatelle, fried chicken in a pan ..

..with the peppers and half a liter of Frascati. - All right!

Damn! We if we understand immediately! Seen as if it does?

Mo 'these signs I throw them away! '' English spoken '' ..

..and then famo 'these figures! Shame on you!

- I speak languages! - You don't know how many rounds he makes a ball!

You like those four peasants who bring the bundle from home!

- Look at that! - It would be a nice place, ..

.. if there were no ignorant like you!

Respect your father!

Did you see? lt's as l told you: this is the italian ''temperamento''!

(ANLTA PLANGE)

- Mo what is it? - Anita: Leave me alone!

- Don't do that. No sore! - I ca n't take it anymore! Nobody understands me!

- And I? - You're like my father. Look how you are dressed ..

..with this dirty jacket and these pants, and look at that tie!

With what I earn!

- I took your golden shoulder pads! - Everyone pisses me off!

You see it? You don't want to refine yourself!

- Go here! - Leave me alone, if my father sees us, he'll throw you out.

- Come on, tomorrow I'll put on the golden straps. - Leave me.

Mark half a liter.

(VOICE) This never ends!

(VOClARE)

Othello! Othello!

We're here! Go here! Come on!

I've been up since this morning at 05:00!

- 'N you're okay with anything! - I believe you!

- How many have you done? - Eight! Count them a little! Look!

Good! 8 and 8, 1 6, and 4, 20, and 4, 24!

Still 8 and it's 32. Two more laps and we're fine!

I heard from a forehand that at the last moment if they can sell '..

.. at 10,000 lire each. - Shut up they can hear us!

- We pay the installment of the truck and we advance. - What if it rains?

- Annamo! And daje! - The game becomes the same!

- If it rains, people stay home! - But you're bad luck!

- Power! - Forward! Permission!

Come on, hurry up, I'm late.

Why do you have to leave two hours earlier?

- Business for my Mariuccina! - Teresa: Maria? - Oh?

- Did you see the key to the dresser? - What do you have to do?

- I'll take the earrings! - To go where?

From aunt Ernestina. He's still sick!

But how? That is starving and wants to go with the earrings!

- What's wrong with that? - He doesn't take it ', Alvaro jokes!

You are numb to human pain! Give me your jacket ..

.. that I am late! - Wait a moment!

Why is everyone in a hurry? Calm down, right?

Tie'!

Now you can go away!

But no! I want an explanation! In this house, my every gesture is spied!

Now stop! And I can't stand it anymore because I'm not a child!

But don't be a fool!

I found the bill yesterday ironing your pants ..

..and I turned off the earrings! Your mother has suffered too much!

I can not stand it anymore! I can not stand it anymore!

Don't do this comedy, you don't enchant me any more.

No, wait, you don't have to go out. You have to listen to me.

(crying) We can't go on like this.

You don't trust me anymore, we better break up.

You are still young, pretty, you can even rebuild a life.

- I'm leaving! - Hi, ma. - Teresa: Hi.

(crying) Mom! Mom! Mom!

Well! What is it? I'm not going to America! Hello!

I can not stand it anymore! I am a wretch! Nobody understands me! Nobody!

I have tried to tear you away from this life of misery!

But you are all against me! It was better they let me die!

Yes, because you don't know it, Maria, that night ..

..to Regina Coeli, with the belt ....

(MARlA PLANGE)

I know, I shouldn't have told you, but it was a moment of despair, ..

.. now has already passed. He doesn't cry, Mari.

(crying) But I'm not crying for ...

I cry for how liar you are. Do you think he finds everyone stupid in life?

But why do you always spend it inventing lies?

> Spartacus: Alvaro! > Mario: Alvaro! > Othello: Alvaro, annamo?

Go with your friends, go!

Yes, but you wait for me!

Hello! And you will see that one day you will be proud of your husband!

Wait, Mari '!

(BRUSlO)

Monte Mario grandstand!

Otello: Monte Mario Tribune! Monte Mario grandstand!

Monte Mario grandstand!

<Alvaro: Othello! How are you?

- Nothing. They all have er bijetto! - It's early, 'n you worry'!

- But the game is about to begin '! - Quiet! There are latecomers!

- Where are the other two? - There they are, do you see them?

- Where is it? - Over there!

Come on come on! Made under!

Do you need tickets?

Spartaco: Monte Mario Tribune! Monte Mario grandstand!

Aho! You anna 'to end up inside?

- Because? - Did you understand or not that it is forbidden to scrub?

So how do I do it? With telepathy?

I'm dealing with morons! You put them in your pocket and make them see 'so!

- Oh well! - Come on! Go! Go! Go! Mario!

Spartacus: Damn, how do I do it?

Here a lira rises. Nothing!

I dare, with that face there! You have to smile '!

- Everyone has the ticket! - Do as you please!

Alvaro: Monte Mario stand! Monte Mario grandstand!

- Mario: You can see how I came! - Alvaro: Monte Mario!

- Mario: Tribuna! - Alvaro: Monte Mario!

- Monte Mario grandstand! - How much?

- 5,000. - You are stupid, my patriot! I sell them too for 3,000!

But there is nothing to do, it does not bite anyone.

They play the game on television, you know?

- 'You vampires! How do we do? - We must lower the prices!

Monte Mario grandstand!

(BRUSlO)

Honest surcharge! Monte Mario grandstand!

Honest surcharge! Monte Mario grandstand!

Honest surcharge! Monte Ma Grandstand -

- Mario! Do you see those there? - Well? - To 4,000!

- Mario: Loosen them all! - Honest surcharge!

Alvaro: Monte Mario stand!

- Tribune? - How much?

- A 4.000! - Giuinot! Cala!

- At the right price, otherwise nothing! - How many? - Sem üna cumitive ....

- Spartacus: Alva '! - What about you?

- Two are all for 5,000. - Are you sure?

- I tell you! - Sure?

I'm afraid they will see the game on television!

- Are you sure? - Come on!

- Don't make a fool of me! - Come on!

- Here they are! - Spartacus: Here they are! - Alvaro: Good morning!

Alvaro: Good morning!

- How many do you need? - How many do you have?

- I have 10. You? - 10.

- 20. - 8.

- 28.... - 1 2. - ....e 1 2, 40. 40!

- 4 x 5.... - ....20.

200,000 read.

- Big hit, huh? <Alvaro: Yes, 200,000.

- Can't you do something less? - How something less?

They are the last, we make you a special price.

- It took! <Alvaro: Today is Sunday!

When it is, then ..

.. come and get them at the police station! - Oh! - Police!

- Spartacus: I want my money! - Othello: Be good! Stop!

Is the first time! Just to earn a few lira!

Okay, I get it.

Since you are not usual, this time transeat.

But if I catch you again, not only will I seize your tickets, ..

..but I'll also throw you inside! Agree?

- Agree. - We understand, huh?

- Thank you very much, doctor. - I want my money back!

- Stop it or I'll soak one .... - Spartacus is right!

- These are your great ideas! - I got it?

- Unfortunate! You ruined us! - How do I return the money?

- What do I do with Anita? - You ruined us!

Shut up! You are right that I am put together with bankruptcies like you!

You suck me! And from now on, do it yourself! I got it?

- Unfortunate! liar! - Vintages to work! Poor things!

- Go and die killed! - I'll give you a head like that!

- Coatto! - Rinturcinato! 'Namo, go!

- I'll have to pity you! - 'Namo!

- Go here! - Don't you 'see' in Santa Maria.

.. because you do 'na head like this! - Go to die killed!

(Crowd cheers)

Fan: Come on Italy!

Assuntina: Come on, walk!

Wait a moment here.

> Pasquale: What are you saying? I do n't even want to see it! Don't insist!

> He offended me! She disrespected me in the presence of strangers!

- Good morning, Miss lnes. - Did you make peace with your brother-in-law?

It was him. He insisted so much that ....

> Pasquale: I don't want to see it! - See you later. - See you later.

> Pasquale: How can I tell you?

Spartacus, come!

There he is.

Thank your sister. I would have made you starve, ..

..but the thought of seeing her suffer was stronger than the resentment!

So take back your seat, but line up!

Thanks, Pasquale. How good are you. Hello.

And you stay good! Nun does it 'angry'!

Come here a little!

Give me a touch of the shade and make a nice clutch.

To Spartacus! Alvaro said he is waiting for you at the bar!

Go to the river, you and Alvaro!

To you and 'I'm half a basset cap ! A scalper!

> Righetto: Do ​​your hair with the hatchet? Parrot! A rasotera!

Light! Plan with the tip. It must be a scissors job.

Easy, like this.

> Hannibal: Are you still defending that killer?

> Anita: It has nothing to do with it! > Hannibal: But the money ..

.. that you gave them , when do you see them again?

Quagliarini: Sor Anni ', it's here!

Has it arrived?

Dad, he's not to blame!

- Hannibal: Rogue! Go here! - What's up?

Break that rascal's head! Break that hangman's head!

I have money. I'll give you everything back!

Delinquent! Inside my house and with mi 'fija!

Mario: I la vojio sposa ', its fixed!

> Hannibal: You would like to marry 'mi' fija!

Goodbye, Sor Anni ', you have done well! 'Namo!

> Hannibal: Unfortunate! - Mario!

Alvaro is waiting for you at the bar! I can kill you!

Raise those cassettes!

And clean the counter!

And add up to that price, right?

- What is it? Is this here? - You are! Put some ice.

- 'Ndo lo pijo? - Then throw the water on the mullets, so the eye ripija!

Marcella: The tricycle has arrived. Go to the ice!

(OTHELLO SNOWS)

- Poor thing! - Shut up! It's all your fault!

- Oh yes? - If I hadn't given him that money ....

And annamo! That if I hadn't given it to him , you would have given it to him.

- it? - 'I knew you!

<Woman: How much does it cost .... - What's up? What do you want?

- I'm watching if it's fresh! - It's been there since Christmas!

Did you wake up bad?

- I woke up as I think! - And magnate him!

- Be kinder to customers! - Here's the ice!

- So you bring it to me? Break it, right? - Do you want me to break it? Tie '!

We possino ....

Othello!

- Ote '! <Marcella: What do you want?

Alvaro said he is waiting for you at the bar!

'N let you see' more!

Te pijasse 'n blow! I screwed you!

If you still see it, I pesto you like a cod!

Why 'or should I see'? I'm so good here! Treat me like one of the house!

- And without that much sardonic! - Imagine!

Guys! I am very happy to see you gathered here as once!

And Alvaro, you know, bears no grudge, ..

..even if sometimes you take advantage of it, but forget it!

Forget it which is better.

- Anyway, I have summoned Professor Semprini here . - And who is it?

But then I owe you to tell: you are really ignorant!

- Never read! Don't you know who he is? - No!

- He's one with such a brain! - Do you have a watermelon?

He must have written about twenty novels. '' The orphan of the Piave '', ..

.. '' Revenge of the deceased '' .... What do I tell you to do? Don't read.

Ah, there he is, there he is.

Good morning.

- Ueh! - Thanks for coming.

For heaven's sake, dear friend. It is a must! A duty! Huh?

They are my friends, she was talking about.

They are his admirers. They read all his novels!

- Thanks. Very kind. - Would you like to sit down? - Yes thanks.

Ah!

Here we are.

Are they in charge?

- What time is it? - 1 1:30 am.

Well, I could get some little thing, say, a cappuccino, a brioche.

- A sandwich, yes. Did you say 1 1:30? - Yes. - Then do one thing, take me ..

..a nice sandwich, isn't it? - Vabbe '.

- Thanks. - You are welcome. - So?

Professor, I would need you, from your pen, because I ...

.. I can do everything, but on a literary level I'm not that great ..

..and she is a teacher instead - Well, modestly.

Exactly, she knows.

I need a letter.

A letter, I don't know ... Like from someone who is hungry.

An unemployed person, one who has a mother ..

.. ill with a very serious disease. - Are you mother sick?

My mother is fine! Tie '! May he bury you all!

Guys, calm down! Guys, calm down!

- And then 'n disturb that I drive you holes! - Oh, then.

- Am I explained, professor? - Up to a point, but, dear, ..

..I miss the purpose. Here, the purpose escapes me. - Eh, no, here it is!

How would it be?

'' At the precise distance of a year she went to reach heaven ..

.. his partner after a life dedicated to his family, ..

..the ND ... - ND? - Yes.

- Nobil Donna, of course. - Ah here.

'' Valeria Zoppetti nata Von Balbesberg.

- (alla tedesca) Von Balbesberg, sì. - By Balbesberg.

- Ah, sì: Von. Yes. - Von Balbesberg, Balbesberg.

I get it. The gimmick is excellent, brilliant! Simple and ingenious.

All right. Then you have to make a very moving letter ..

..and especially with the word mum many times.

I get it.

Now just let me do it myself.

- That's fine. - Let it be.

- I recommend! - All right.

Aho! Come here! Annamo!

- Did you like the idea? - 'N I understand nothing.

- Me neither! - Me neither!

- My children, you are really morons in everything! - Mashed potato!

We bring a letter and an artistic object and we make the lire!

- Who releases them? - the inconsolable children, right? - Because?

You really have the stone core!

If an unemployed person comes to you with his mother who is dying, ..

.. don't you give him anything? - it? I don't have a lira!

Sst! I know! But what if I had it and were hit by great pain?

- In this case, yes. - You see? It is a psychological thing.

> Semprini: Alvaro! - Yes, tell me, professor.

Do we have a nice diabetes? Huh?

Diabetes seems a little light to me. I wouldn't specify it, ..

..I would put '' incurable disease ''. There are: '' an evil that does not forgive ''.

- Very well, professor! - Ad hoc! (RlDE)

I would have the type. Je mother died three months ago, ..

..is the lawyer Mazzoni Baralla, 'n prince of the forum. That is..

.. 'n piece of bread, he defends for free the needy defendants.

Take that into account, because with this joke you go ..

.. in jail again! - Nobody called you.

If nun you go, put the arrow, turn left and the deal s''o famo noi!

Do you think about it? With 'a letter if I make from 5 to 20,000 lire.

Three letters a day makes 30,000 lire. ln ten days ..

..er pickup truck is ours. Well, ten days ... Fifteen!

<Semprini: I'm done. - Bravo, professor!

What a genius!

Therefore, '' most illustrious, most valuable, etc.

- What it is, in short! - Very well!

'' The traveler who happened to pass by on a sultry June evening.

..in a dark alley on the outskirts, he would have heard a heartbreaking voice ..

..of mom moan: 'Son, help me! Medicines! Medicines!'.

'' That invocation, most illustrious, came from my beloved mother, ..

..minated by an evil that does not forgive. It was addressed to me, to me who, ..

.. powerless in the face of so much pain, I pining and macerating myself ..

.. in the anguish of not being able to help her.

'' Before turning to her I hesitated a lot, ..

..but three things convinced me to dare and, as you see, I dare!

'' First: the pain that unites us. She has lost her beloved mom ..

..and I, having lost my poor father, am about to lose mine.

'' Second: the fame that hovers around His lustrous Person, ..

..fame of a man of great mind and great heart.

'' Third: the squalid poverty and the shortage of food.

..that live in the poor hovel where I live with my poor mother.

'' How to call this physical anguish if not by the name of hunger?

'' Please, distinguished lawyer, accept the offer of this artistic object.

'' My poor dad ....

'' My poor dad from heaven, my poor mom ..

..from her bed of pain and I, we will pray for her ..

..and we will consider you our benefactor angel.

(BELL RING)

- Lawyer? - Let that young man in.

- Please take a seat. - Thanks.

It is allowed?

- Please, take a seat. - Thanks.

Please, take a seat.

I read your letter. Very moving.

Lawyer, it's touching because it's sincere.

It came from the heart.

Are you unemployed?

Unemployed?

Little is the word unemployed. Lawyer, look at me.

I am a wretch. Mine is an odyssey.

I have been touring all the offices for years . Nothing, all closed!

Believe, illustrious lawyer, I really don't know ..

..dove..

..beat your head.

- Please, stay, stay. - Thanks.

What's your mother got?

My mother?

Most illustrious lawyer, my mother has an illness here.

And that bronze?

Ah!

You see, lawyer, we are poor, indeed, destitute, ..

..but it wasn't always like that. Once we were comfortable, ..

..as the exquisite workmanship of that statuette shows.

- Eh, yes, the father .... - The father?

- The father. - The father.

- The father. - Yes, father, father.

- Why, don't you say that? - Yes Yes Yes. Father says himself.

- The father. - Keep going.

So, as I told you, my father had a fabric shop ..

..and, I tell you, an exercise well underway.

We had a house assembled and then the crash came.

..and we were forced to sell everything, piece by piece.

That bronze is the last piece we have left ..

..and was on poor father's desk .

Dad...

Dad...

Yes, in short, my poor dad ... Pa pa ... Father, here.

Mr. Lawyer, illustrious, it is the only resource we have left, ..

.. accept it out of gratitude for what it will do for me.

Yes, yes. Excuse me, the word mother, with how many ems do you write it?

- Yeah! With three. - As?

- One in front and two in the back. - I am all these ems ..

..that make me unpleasant this word!

Yes, I understand perfectly well, but what can I do?

Children as children say mum, then they grow up and continue to say mum!

(altered) Here! This word, precisely for all these ems, ..

.. I am particularly unpleasant! Do you want to understand?

Yes, I understand, but it's not my fault, lawyer. Stay calm.

The word, that's what they say: mom.

Eh, I know, I know. They say and write mom ..

..as they say and write father. He also says Dante. Have you ever read Dante?

- What did you say, lawyer? <Have you ever read Dante?

Lawyer, illustrious, of course!

Despite Dante, I find those words unpleasant.

And maybe mom is more unpleasant than dad.

Yes, I understand your tragedy.

In fact there are some words that are annoying.

Do you have any of these idiosyncrasies too?

the? Imagine!

I for example can't suffer the words: soup, mold, scam!

You can't imagine the torment of a man like me ..

.. who lives with words and hates words!

I understand his state of mind, his tragedy, ..

..but what does it do, we all have a cross.

But I hope this does not mean that you may be interested in my case.

Oh yeah! Illustrious lawyer, we all have a ma-- A mama.

- I took an em off. - Eh!

(BELL RING)

Good morning!

But sorry, what do you want?

I have to give this letter and this item to the lawyer personally.

The lawyer is busy right now.

- If you want to wait ... - Okay. - You are welcome.

(SOUND OF THE PENDOLA)

Please, take a seat.

(SOUND OF THE PENDOLA)

My father from heaven, my mother from the bed of pain and me ....

- Yes, yes. - .... we pray for her and we hold her, we consider her indeed, ..

..our benefactor. You leave me....

- No! > Allow me.

> No! > Let me!

- One kiss! - No! Leave! Come and see me.

- Yes. - I'll recommend it to some of my colleagues. Now I profess ..

.. unsuccessfully. - I get it. Anyway, let me. - No.

One kiss only. Just to appreciate. What are you losing?

Thanks. Lawyer, anyway!

And she? What he wants? He needs help?

the? No, I, really ... Yes, I ...

..I should file a lawsuit. - Ah well! Speak freely, the lawyer ..

..is like the confessor. Come on, take a seat.

Please, take a seat. Sit down.

So, tell me, young man. Sit down! So, tell me, what did you do?

But I really didn't do anything.

Sure, she has a good boy face . He will have erred without meaning to, ..

.. without knowing it. After all, his small stature ..

.. which always creates an inferiority complex in man , ..

..will be a mitigating factor. For example, a few years ago I succeeded ..

... to acquit one who had killed his mother-in-law ..

.. because he always said: '' Cap! Plug! Plug! Plug!''.

And that young man who just came out was right.

Cup, baby food, stern, cap.

Eh, there are some really hateful words , don't you think?

the....

But go, the basset is straight! Four sacks if you make them!

- Five! What four! True, Alva '? - The more I know, the better, right?

Aho! Look 'n little there!

But that's the professor! What are you doing here?

- Can you see it was at the lawyer? - Professed!

- Mario: Professo '! - Alvaro: Unfortunate!

- Sir! - Here I am! Say.

Will you help me get on the bus?

- Who cares about the money! - Stay still, the guard is here!

Will give!

Mario: He screwed us! Se squaja!

- Alvaro: Professo '! To unfortunate! <Othello: Professed '!

You were right, huh? That professor has such a brain!

- Aho! And the basset? - And go!

- But what if we played it? - 'I'm son of na ....

Annamo go!

So?

And then I'm crazy he told me:

.. '' Doesn't the word 'swarms' bother you? '' - What do you want to say?

Not to me, I say. At moments je pija an attack.

'' You are a criminal! The criminals are characteristic ... ''

'' ..for their insensitivity! '' Aho! I was sitting on the chair ..

..and I looked at the door. Then he started talking about money:

.. '' In the meantime, give me the first 50,000 lire for expenses, then .... '' - And then?

- I was already on the stairs! - What a straight!

Wait a moment!

Alvaro: Me!

- Aho! - Who sees after a long time! - How are you?

- Alvaro really knows everyone, huh? - You will understand! Only those who have been in jail!

But he's right: not only criminals go there.

- In fact, you're still on the loose! - Low!

(SPARTACO RlDE) Tease less!

- Hello! - Facts see 'one of these days. - Oh well'. - Hello!

- Dead 'n papa if' n more! - Because?

- Do you know who that is? - Who? - No! - And who is it?

- Er director of the Bank of Italy! - Who? - That?

No the real one! Guys, we're on horseback!

Virgil, exceptionally, for the friendship that binds us, ..

.. would give me tickets from 10,000 to 1,000 lire each!

- Fake. - Fake? Limit, reproduce!

- And so we all go to jail! - But why? Nobody notices, ..

..so 'perfect and then you can have ' also soaked, you think?

- I don't. - Me neither! - Oh well'!

- Do you know that gray is beautiful too? - What? - Eh!

- I like it more red. - But gray though ....

Listen to me well, but do you think that in a little week they are ours?

With 4,000 lire I made 40, with 40 I made 400 ....

With 400, 4,000,000 and they take us to jail. I'm not there.

- Me neither. - I am in jail 'I want Anna'.

(BRAKING)

- Othello: What brakes! - Spartacus: Kill!

- Mario: who gives us the four bags ? - Huh?

- The 4.000 lire chi ce le dà? - Beh, the 4.000 lire ....

- Ah! This time no! - Alvaro: Come on! Come on! Come on!

(VOClARE)

(SOUND OF BELLS)

- For the orphans a small offer. - No thanks.

- Look! - What are you doing? - I do a good work.

- Do you have the change of 10,000? - Now I look.

- Have you got it? - No. - I'll give it to you!

No, no, leave. So I change, it's better.

- 7,000, 8,000 ... I only have 9,200. - All right, keep the change.

- Thanks. - But what about the rest?

- What are you doing? - Are you crazy? Do you want to give 800 lire? Are you stealing their money?

If we don't help the poor ones, who does it?

- True gentlemen always give little. - Kill that straight these gentlemen!

- Do you have any commitments after lunch? - No. I'll go out with my sister ..

..or with some of my friends ... Maybe I'll stay at home. Because?

So, so to speak. But it's strange, a beautiful girl like her ....

<Man: Change me 10,000, please?

I have the taxi outside and I have no change.

- Thanks. - Good morning. - Not even look at them? What if they are fake?

But why should they? It never happened to me.

- What was he telling me earlier? - it? Oh yes. I told you ..

..what did he do after lunch. - I told you, nothing specific, ..

..nothing important. And she? - it? Well...

I do not know. Goodbye.

(SPEAKER PLAYS A SONG)

Two cabins, miss.

- One, two, three .... - And don't push!

- Thanks. - One for me too.

- I'm sorry, I changed just now. - Well, okay, here.

- Here we go! How long does it take! - You could change the 10,000 in Rome!

You already owe me the trolley bus, the ice cream, the cabin and the train! Eh!

Sono 60, 320, 410 ... Sono 1.480, no?

What do you want? Now I change them!

- Lifeguard: Here, go. - But is she busy? - Of course!

If they are wrong, today is a bad day!

What a bad day? Sorry!

- That booth is occupied! It's ours! <Marcella: How? - Come in!

- I understand, it's yours, but we paid for it! What if you believe? - Look good!

- To Marce '! > Marcella: What about you? Wait up!

Sorry, the mess must have happened at the ticket office.

You know how it is, the journey, the heat, one gets a little nervous.

Usually not if he sees or hears!

- What are you waiting for to undress? - My dress!

- Ma 'ndo going? What does she want? - He's fine here! She doesn't touch him!

'N is there a free peg, where should I put it'?

- There's the stool! - But did you buy the coat rack?

A peg for the blouse, one for the skirt, ..

..one for the bra! Then I don't know if it holds up!

- The dress is not there! - Since she bullies, ..

..let's do like this! - Now pick it up!

- For me it looks good here! - Collects it! - Oh!

What is it? Here it is! I'll pick it up, come on!

- What manners! - When you're done de fa '..

.. the idiot, come to the pool! > Othello: Ugh!

Luckily you ca n't see and hear!

(LOUDSPEAKER FROM '' LA DONNA RlCClA '' BY DOMENlCO MODUGNO)

Boy: Permission! Permission! Excuse me, huh?

- Well, but you're not rotten, are you? - No, for heaven's sake!

- If you throw it or not? - It's easy to say, it's the first time ..

..that I throw myself from five meters! - Don't do broccoli!

But I want to take a dip with her!

- You leave me! - Let's get together!

Which set? Will you let go of my hand?

(VOClARE)

And throw, beauty in the bathroom!

- Waiter? - Commands!

How much it is?

I'm 680.

Forget it, I think I've got it.

- Keep the change. - Thanks.

Good morning.

(BRUSlO)

Kill them how beautiful they look, look! Which one would you play?

none. But if I had to play ', I would choose the one there!

- Which? - ll 6.

- 6 ... 6 ... Agamemnon! Let's go play ', come on! - Where is it?

- To play Agamemnon. - I was joking!

But how were you kidding? If you ever know, come on!

Now, before de play ', let's see' how much they give it.

Agamemnon, Agamemnon ... Oh! They give it to 8! Play 1,000 lire!

- it? Why don't you play? - You chose it! For superstition. Go!

No, no from these, I am unpleasant. From those there, look!

Go play, go!

Maria!

What's up?

Come on, I play because there are too many men here. I'm going, go!

- 1,000 lire, winning Agamemnon. - Cashier: Exchange 10,000.

> Bookmaker: On par Regolo! At 3.5 Lorenzaccio!

5, 6, 7, 8, 9 e 10.

Cashier: 8,000 per 1,000, Agamemnon winning.

Here we go?

- Have you seen? - What have you got that you 're so excited?

You will understand, with 1,000 lire they give you 8,000! Hello Carlo!

- But the horse has to come! - It's like we've already won, isn't it?

Tell me a little bit, those 10,000 lire where do I come from?

It is an advance on a deal, a mediation. Come on, come on!

(BRUSlO)

But do you see that it is the last?

- No, no! - There he is! Now come back!

- He is recovering! Let's hope! - He's fifth! He can do it!

Alva'!

(Crowd cheers)

There he is! Power!

Ah! Well, Agamemnon!

We love the money! Permission! Permission, please!

- How lucky you are! - Eh!

- You did well to insist on that horse! - What did I tell you?

- I see you happy. You won? - Yes, 8,000 lire on Agamemnon.

- About Agamemnon? - Yes, Maria chose it.

- My idea. - Nice ride, huh?

At first he made us suffer a little , but then he recovered, huh?

- Yeah! - Are you going to make money, before they think about it?

- See you later. - See you later. - We're here.

- How's your life, Alva '? - Good.

- What's up? - I have certain ideas to put ..

..a travel agency, transport. I am in talks with Fiat for ..

... certain trucks. - We become competitors, then?

What does that have to do with anything? I want it big.

- Ah, one thing ... - Yes. - I understand.

- Congratulations then. - Thanks.

< Alvaro: Maria! - Alva'!

- Did you see, love, that you won? - Yup.

- It would take so many of these! - Maybe!

- Now let's go and see the horses of this other race, eh? - Yup.

- Wait a minute, there's Cotica! - And who is it?

One who knows everything about everyone. Horses know them very well!

- You wait for me at the track, I'll work it out, understand? - All right.

Good luck!

- Always optimistic, Alvaro. - On the other hand what do you want to do, ..

..if it wasn't, it would be worse. He had so little luck!

- He's lucky to be your husband. - Well, you'll understand!

- I've always considered it lucky. - Valerio, please.

I'm sorry.

- Give me advice! - These are safe: the third play lgor.

- Huh? - Yes, lgor!

At the fourth Volturno ..

..and the fifth Armagnac!

- Armagnac, are you sure? - Sure! Play the shirt too.

- I don't care! - Play the shirt!

- Hi, if we see. - Hello.

<Marcella: Waiter! - Huh?

I come.

- You are? - What is it? - Fish soup.

This is fish head and clam pot soup!

- There is also octopus. - By coincidence!

It's all stuff forgotten in the fridge!

- No, it's fresh. - Shut up! What do you know about it?

I assure you we caught it this morning.

Where is it? Don't talk to me! Do you want to teach me?

- This stuff comes from Sardinia! - I can get you one more thing.

- Bring me the bill, at least that will be fresh! - As you want. - Here!

'You never have a moment of peace! Always with the soul crossed!

- You sleep on your feet instead! - Yes. - Don't protest! - No.

- Do you know how it ends? - Yes .... - Like Don Falcuccio!

- Here. - Here it is.

- Is there also fish soup? - They ordered it, right?

Either the leverage or the bill we don't pay!

- Who cares? We pay and we don't come anymore. - Here.

- You should have been a missionary! - More than a hundred people ..

.. they ate it without complaining.

- If you see that I know of good mouth, right? - Ugh! That's enough! - And stop it!

What do you want? Is something missing?

- No, you don't pay! - What's up? - Didn't like the fish soup.

Okay, you pay nothing. They can also go.

- They never gave me anything! Othello, pay! - Leave it!

- Not at all! - Sorry, we don't have to change.

- Don't you have the change? - No. - I'll give it to you.

- Waiter! - Here. With the rest you buy bicarbonate ..

..for those who ate the soup! - Miss!

- Client: Director, look! - Sorry.

So, you owe me a total of 3,480 lire! And the bill is 10,000 lire, right?

Do you put '' n the frame?

(MUSlCA BANDlSTlCA. RHOMBUS OF THE HELICOPTER)

- You are welcome. - Come! - Factors: Two people at a time.

- Up! - What if you're afraid?

- Because? Do you see how it flies slowly? - Easy, but fly.

- So are you afraid? - (ironic) it? Yup!

Sit down!

- Two. - Immediately!

- Don't you have it quick? - Well no!

Go ahead. I'm sorry, but now I have the rest

In the meantime I will find something to change.

- But the rest when? - 'N if you worry, when he comes back.

What do you want? Co 'all' these people!

- Mario! Here we go! - Excuse me, do you trust me?

- Mario! - Go. Have fun! - Oh well'.

(RHOMBUS OF THE HELICOPTER)

- Two tickets. - Immediately!

I don't have to change. I also have to change for that gentleman who has gone up now.

- So? - Wait a moment. Factors!

- Mario, are you feeling bad? - No.

- Look! - What's up?

- Couldn't it land somewhere else? - As?

- Land in Piazza Navona! - You're joking! - How crazy you are!

What a coward you are! Now let's get off! And don't be afraid, go!

- Here we are! - Come on, we're coming!

Everything good?

(MUSlCA BANDlSTlCA. RHOMBUS OF THE HELICOPTER)

Anita: Mario!

Anita: Mario!

Anita!

God, God, God!

- Do you feel so bad? - So much!

- Now where do you want to go? - The stomach! Street!

Damn the misery! He told me: '' Play your shirt! ''.

- Morammazzato! - Don't swear, it's over now. What are you doing?

- Ma 'ndo is the Cotica? I swell it! - And calm down! - Ma 'ndo is?

One! One had arrived!

- How much did you lose? - nothing.

- How nothing? - I had 3,500 lire, here they are! I have it all here!

- What a tip! - Eh! - So we only lost 1,000?

No. You had 10.

I know, but what's that got to do with it? Then you 'don't understand these things'!

Oh yes? And how many do I know that I cannot understand?

- Annamo, go! - Oh well!

Boy: Due San Paolo.

- Two for Rome. - Don't you have change, please?

I'm sorry, no.

- But these are fake! - But ....

It's true! It is really false! You're always the same fool!

Only you could give a fake ticket!

- 'I'm boyfriend is so hot! <employee: If you want to change it ....

<The boyfriend, not the ticket! - Yes, I'll think about it.

Five tickets.

Have.

Possible? Are you sure it's fake?

(crying) Like you, rascal! You've come to this, huh?

(GIRL SCREAMS)

I feel bad! (GIRLS RlDONO)

(GIRL SCREAMS)

Here is the tunnel!

Gives!

(GIRL SCREAMS) Spartacus: Shut up, right?

I say, young man, stay still! (VOICE)

- Who did you think you were dealing with? - He knew there was the tunnel!

- He was dead hand! - Cretin!

- But get out of the way! - Spartacus: But what did I know?

Go play with toys! In my part these things ..

.. not if they dream! - Who do you think you are, Marlon Brando?

- But go to your mother! - But who sent you there? - A rintorcinata!

(VOClARE)

<Compare 1: I'll put in 2,000 lire, look! <Player. Put the money! - Here!

Turn the one with the ticket! The one with the ticket in the center!

- No! - You can choose it! - Yup? Then I'll do it again.

Look carefully, the one with the ticket below wins.

This one wins, look good! The map wins, this one here.

Loses that there is no map. Here!

- 3,000 lire! 3,000 lire! - Let's see! Turn her!

- Shall we last? - No! - Are you spinning?

- This is the one with the ticket! - I could also do ....

This one with the note below wins.

This one wins. Just find the one with the ticket!

- Can I change 10,000 lire? - Okay, 10,000 to you.

Here: 1, 2, 3, 4, 10,000 to her! the money later!

- Let's do this! - When the game ....

Appear 2: The Guards!

What is it? Which is? Boh!

- Alvaro: How did it go? - Very good! For you, Miss lnes!

'I'm basset! It was straighter than us!

- Othello: Go here! - Do you know who you gave it to?

- To who? - To those of the three card game! - But go!

- Go see! - Ecchile!

Othello: You saw! (SPARTACO RlDE)

1, 2, 3....

With these we buy 10 tickets of 10,000 ..

..and famo 100,000, okay? - Because? And you?

- It went wrong! - What a black day ! Small setbacks!

- Aho! But these are false! - What false?

False, I tell you! Now I show you!

Spartacus: So 'bone! But....

Take a look, miss, are these bone or fake?

Even a child would notice !

- A child yes, but 'I'm idiot no! - But then you are just stupid!

- And do you see it now? - How is it possible? Damn!

But then, I .... But then, I throw myself into the river!

What are you doing? That is really thrown away!

Don't worry that unfortunately he knows what swims!

'I'm unfortunate, moron!

<lnes: Spartacus! Spartacus!

Come on, don't do that! It can happen to anyone, right?

Yeah, but she told me I'm stupid.

I ran away, I just wanted to tell her it was a little naive.

Thanks.

- Maria! - What's up?

There are three girls, they're looking for Alvaro. What has he done?

- What do they want these now? - I do not know. Shall we go down and hear?

What do we tell him? Let's go tomorrow.

A Marce ', but what have you come to do?

- I'll take care of it. - What a figure we make!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Did they want my husband? - Yup.

- There is not. If they mean to me ... - Maybe we'll come back tomorrow.

- Wait, who would they be? - She is Othello's girlfriend, right?

- I was! - I know the sister de Spartaco.

Nun cry ', cry later! This is Mario's girlfriend.

(crying) Girlfriend ....

Here is the mother and the wife, we talk to them, right?

We want to tell your husband that if he doesn't leave those three alone, it will end badly.

He misled me. He no longer goes to the shop ..

..and offended my husband that I'm so good!

I can not stand it anymore! My father always beats me and Mario is gone!

Otello has been missing for two days! She must tell her husband ....

I can't tell him anything. I can't talk to him ..

... because he's gone. I don't see him anymore!

Ah okay!

Well, mister, then sorry.

First come and break our soul and then apologize to us!

- Do I know minors? Tie them to the leg of the bed! - Ma!

Why are you hanging your son?

- I'll throw it up the stairs! - To who? - To you!

Thank God I'm a polite person!

- Ma, please! Gentlemen, let's think calmly. - Let's think!

- Isn't it better to know what they are doing? - Yup.

- I know what the cyclist told me . - What did you tell me?

Who saw my brother at Porta Portese.

- He was buying four used hats . - Four hats?

In July? What will they do with the hats?

Bassetto, go ahead you who give less attention.

If you find the guy, whistle. We follow, go!

Guys, don't you bum what we're up for, huh?

(SPARTACO FlSCHlA)

Police!

Buoncostume team, favor the documents.

For the young lady I guarantee.

- Are you a lawyer, doctor? - Yup! And Miss is my fiancée.

- Sorry. You know, duty. - You're welcome, Brigadier, for heaven's sake.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- How boring they are! - On the other hand, it takes a little vigilance.

It's necessary.

Nothing to do, huh?

- What bad luck! - How are you?

He is a lawyer. Better to lose them than find them, right?

Pure 'n lawyer is fishing'!

I do not know? Do you have a lawyer's uniform?

- There are lawyers in Italy! 'Ndo you turn you find one! - Well ...

- Are you staying here? Go find the guys! - Oh well!

'Namo, go!

(SPARTACO FlSCHlA)

- What are they doing here? - What we like! - As?

But why, excuse me, can we no longer stay at the Pincio in the evening by car?

- He was committing obscene acts with an equivocal woman! - Lady: What?

Lady: She misunderstands her sister! He is my husband, do you understand?

Shut up, I'll take care of it!

This is no excuse to linger in the dark alleys ..

..to do things that they could do at home, right?

- And I raise a fine! - Raise what you want! I'm OK!

I'm Commendatore Vincenzo Servadoi, do you understand? Here. Write! '' Elevate ''!

- Write, sergeant. - Write, write!

I'll write too! To the newspapers! It's a shame!

These things don't happen in France! This is how they favor tourism!

But it won't stop there! I'll show you who I am. Did she write?

- Yes. - Here. Good boy. Thanks!

- But in short! - Go inside!

One comes here for ten minutes to have a chat ..

..and you find 'ste .... Better that I go because these things to me ....

But it won't stop there! I'll show you who I am!

(SPARTACO FlSCHlA)

(SPARTACO FlSCHlA)

(SPARTACO FlSCHlA)

Of course he got really bad at these !

(screaming) Stop everyone! Police!

Oh!

- Quoi? - Do you know that kissing in public is forbidden?

What are you saying? I'm sorry. I do not understand you.

- We are French! - Sorry.

- Spartacus: Embè? - But those are strangers!

You have to close your eyes, otherwise, it's true, ..

..there is tourism in the middle, right? - Guys, here we must stop.

Here among lawyers, commanders and pilgrims we do not raise a lira!

Aho! If you want to withdraw , let's withdraw.

But I say that if we get our hands on a couple as I mean, ..

.. maybe a big shot, on an adulterer, ..

..but what 10, but what 20! That gives you 100,000 lire to avoid a scandal!

- Anyway .... - Look over there!

- Let's go in here. - No! It is dark.

- Better no? Come on, just a moment! - No.

(softly) Come on! Forward! Come on!

Sst!

(softly) Here we go! We catch them red-handed!

- He were an honorable! - With that face?

- Because? What do I do? - Sst!

- You do 'the pole and don't bother'! - (softly) Shut up!

Alvaro (softly): Take it easy!

Alvaro: Stop everyone!

- Who are you? What do you want? <Alvaro: Police! Bad costume!

You're both in contravention, okay?

- Forget the miss! - Are you looking for mange? Papers out!

- Let yourself be recognized first! - the documents!

- Yours first! - Little talk! Pay..

..the contravention or I carry you and the girl inside!

- Let's go to the police station. - Pay, it's better!

But what's the fool's face?

- Let's go to the police station! - Alright then! Here we go!

(ALVARO GEME)

(screaming) Help! Help! Help!

(COLPl)

- Spartacus: Come on! - Othello: Lassa che je less me!

(Scream) Spartacus: Kick him!

(YELL OUT)

- Ouch! <Girl: Help! Help! Help!

Three bandits! They attacked us! Over there!

Spartacus: Daje, daje! To the stomach!

Spartacus: The guards! Here are the guards! Street! Street!

Carabiniere 1: Stop or shoot!

<Carabiniere 2: Stop! - Carabiniere 1: Stop!

Lieutenant: Article 628: robbery. Anyone, to procure for themselves ..

... or to others an unfair profit with violence or threats, takes possession ..

.. of the movable property of others is punished with imprisonment from 3 to 10 years.

Write 7 years.

'' The penalty is increased from one third to one half, if violence or threat ..

..is committed with weapons or by a misrepresented person or by several people gathered together.

Write three.

Ah here! This is better for us.

'' Article 630: Anyone who kidnaps a person for the purpose of obtaining ..

.. for oneself or for others an unfair profit ..

.. is punished with imprisonment from 8 to 1 5 years.

<Lieutenant: Put 10. No, wait!

<Plus the aggravating circumstances of misrepresentation and criminal association, ..

..we do 10 and 3, 1 3.

'' Article 347: whoever usurps a public function or the inherent powers ..

..to a public service is punished with imprisonment of up to 2 years.

- Lieutenant: How many have we got to? - At 25, lieutenant.

- How old are you? - 21.

21 and 25, 46. And you? How old are you?

- 22. - 22 and 25, 47. And you?

Eh...

what ... what ...

- Othello: Spartacus! - Mario: To Spartacus!

(BRAKING)

Despite the research, it was not possible to trace ..

..the couple attacked. - We got information.

At the Trastevere police station the boys are cleared.

Maybe it really was just a joke.

I want to believe it is so. But keep them inside until tomorrow morning.

- We hope that the lesson will serve him. - All right. - Commands, Lieutenant.

And that's being holes! It's holes, 'it's carrion!

That goes to bathe in the river! Tonight he goes to the cinema with his wife!

- And we 25 years! - Shut up!

Don't make me think! Don't make me think!

(SL DOOR OPENS)

They arrive!

- Then? - The lieutenant wanted to believe ..

..that it was a joke! - Ah! - Yeah, but I don't believe it!

But I let you go because I 'm sure you will fall back.

And next time we will have the evidence that unfortunately there is not this time.

- Then you will really make them 20 years! - Thanks! - Out!

Maria? The coffee.

- I made you bread and omelette. Do you want two figs? - No thanks.

- Hello. - Aren't you going to greet him?

- I don't even want to see it. ' - He's really bad!

last night when he came back he had a face ....

- He explained to me why he was out for two days. - Three, understand? Three!

- He says he was in Velletri on business. - And you still believe in it?

No, but he swore that I want to change his life.

- You will understand! Is the first time? - You're right, but have you ever seen?

It is easy for him to be sincere this time. Give him a hello.

We hope well.

But I do it for you.

(ALVARO GEME)

- Ah, mamma mia! - Hello.

- Oh, God, that's bad! - Hello.

- Oh, God Mom! - But what if you hear?

He told me he fell. (ALVARO GEME)

- Then wouldn't it be better to call the doctor? - I do not know.

(ALVARO GEME)

(ALVARO GEME)

(ALVARO GEME)

(ALVARO GEME)

(BELL RING)

- (falsetto) Who is it? > I know Righetto!

Othello, Mario and Spartaco are out. They are waiting for you under the Cestio bridge.

- It's an urgent thing. - I'm getting dressed and I'm coming. Do you have to smoke?

- Kill what business I do with you! - 'N worry you'!

- Spring is cica! Alvaro takes care of your future ! - Righetto: Imagine!

(ALVARO FlSCHlA)

Watering '!

How are you?

- Here it is, go! - Alvaro: To Othello! Hi Mario!

- Hello, fool! - Alvaro: A basset! What are you doing?

'N ve se bit' leave 'n moment alone! Kill, you do not care right away!

this morning I went to the lawyer. However, I have great news!

- The accountant Omiccioli is out. - That sure is good!

- I told you that Alvaro 'n would have abandoned us. - You think!

Do you know you were right? ln jail if you think of everything!

Thanks! And then you had only one night , otherwise, my dear ...

- Think of me ... - Yeah, we got 25 years, though?

- Too bad, huh? - Because? And how the hell did you manage to be 25?

- Do you know what idea we came up with tonight? - Yup!

- Tie '! - Alvaro: Wretches!

- Mario: And lassame er finger! Horned! - Spartacus: Beware that he runs away!

(YELL OUT)

- Spartacus: In the river! - Alvaro: Laxate me!

- Spartacus: Daje 'n punch! - Alvaro: Othello! Stop! Unfortunates!

- Alvaro: Well done! Three against one! - Spartaco: We have an idea!

(YELL OUT)

- Alvaro: Your mortacci! - Othello: And your grandfather!

(YELL OUT)

(VOClARE)

No! No!

Alvaro: No!

- Mario: Datte 'na lavata! - Spartacus: The trouble is that it floats!

<Valerio: Assholes!

<Spartacus: You are out of ideas! <Othello: Cuckold!

Spartaco: C'avemo 'n'idea mo!

- Mario: 25 years are few? - Spartacus: Do them yourself!

<Mario: Raise the arrow and turn! <Spartacus: Watch out for the bridge!

Spartacus: Look! He doesn't drown! Go to the bottom!

- Im very sorry! You are welcome. - Please Please.

Do you, no, no.

> Vecchietto: Spartacus, where are you going? - Here!

Old man: Spartacus! Where is it?

- Good morning! - Good morning Miss!

- Miss lnes! - What's up?

- Who is that over there? - What who?

- That young man over there! - Ah, my boyfriend.

- So low? - Because? What's wrong with that?

- But then I, you ... - you, you, what?

- What, you don't understand? - What was I supposed to understand? You never told me anything!

But then .... But then I .... But then I ....

But then I throw myself into the river! (lNES RlDE)

- How beautiful! You do it in white! - A nice lamp, two shrimp.

- An octopus. Look, again if you move! - Maybe dogfish would be better.

Dogfish? Here, so we make a nice golden fried. Is that okay?

Yes, that's fine.

- Look what a beauty! All? - No, No.

- How many trances? - We are six. Let's do three!

- So I cut, huh? - No! Not on the head side. Further down. Here.

- Then they come too small, right? - It's better, it's better.

- So I cut, huh? - Wait! Uh! What a beautiful shrimp!

- What if I made rice with shrimp? - Yes Yes Yes.

Othello!

Othello, can I?

I haven't told anyone today yet.

- Oh well! - Can I tell? - But without screaming!

Mrs!

- Listen! - Tell me!

- As? - Yes! Do as I told you! Go!

- But what ways are these? - Believe me, go!

- I'm alive! I know you are alive! - I'm alive!

Er mare has arrived in Rome! Striped, bring some ice!

- I'm alive! - I'm alive!

- I'm alive! - Fresh fish!

(CUSTOMER CONVERSE ENGLISH)

- There are other people. - Good morning! - Waiter! - Yes, I come. Yup!

(PHONE SHAKING) Hannibal: Here is the wine!

(PHONE RING)

Ready! Four?

Yes, yes, please come.

Sor Anni ', damn it, ' n I can take it anymore!

Did you want an elegant place? Now you work, right? Go Go!

- Mario: Four carbonare and four rare fillets! Power! - All right.

- I'm exhausted, I can't take it anymore! - I know five other foreigners!

- But is it possible that everyone here must come a magna? - Come on, come on!

- How many are there still? <Roberto: Are you already fed up? Work!

- Eh! Work! - Alvaro! Look at your wife!

Alvaro: Tie ', you finish!

It's a bad day! Here it would take four arms!

- Are you done? Here we go? - Yes, let's go now.

<Roberto: They broke into via Panama!

<We must annalli a tow '. - Now?

Here if Alvaro was there , if he goes on.

What are you doing? It's work, isn't it? But now what do I do?

- Go home, I'll join you! - All right. - Hello.

Here came my wife! Are you eating today?

<Roberto: But go to work, walk! - Well, I'll do the math afterwards!

It's true: in life whoever has dust shoots and who doesn't have it ..

..feel them bangs! But do you realize that here they exploit us? - Who do you tell?

Think if this truck was ours! You know the money we would make!

- Yeah, but it's not ours. - Well, why don't we ...

.. spirit of initiative. - No! Because we don't have the lire!

- No, if they find the lire, Alvaro tells you. - Yup,..

..is' na word! E 'ndo you find them?

But how? I have a terrific idea!