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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) You called me in? What's going on? Take a seat. I already see it, so. Alright. We have a big prop on our hands. What's that?

Well, as you know, we do pride our students and our athletics department. We definitely try to cater to anyone that has potential in athletic fields.

Your son's great on the team. He's an excellent basketball player, but the best. I'm afraid he's in a little bit of hot water right now.

What do you mean? He's doing great. I mean, he's taking your team to championship.

He's doing great in basketball, but unfortunately, he failed one of his math finals. Yeah, one of his math finals. And he tried to bribe his teacher.

To try to change that grade, he would never do that. Well, he did. The teacher came forward and told me all about it.

No, no, no. Like, I mean, I'm a staff. Okay. He's not going to get expelled. Right here in the final print.

If you try to bribe a teacher, you try to cheat, you alter your grades, it's grounds for expulsion. It doesn't matter who the parents are.

Alright, let's talk about this. What can we do?

What can we do? There's not much we can't do. I mean, he's your best athlete. I have no idea. I mean, I'm really shocked.

I mean, the teacher came forward with this and doesn't want to see your son expelled. I don't want to see your son expelled.

Nobody wants it to come to that. But those are rules or consequences. So, I'm not really sure what to do here.

Well, what can we do? I mean, there has to be something else. Like, I work here. I take my son to school. What am I supposed to do? Like drive him somewhere else?

I mean, there really is nothing I can do. My hands are tied.

I mean, come on. He's like, he's the best player. I drive my son to school here. Like, what am I supposed to do?

I mean, I'm not really sure what you're supposed to do. I mean, I guess. Plan for him to be transferred to another school.

Hi, this is unrealistic. Like, come on. I know you were working here.

Well, you know, honestly, maybe if you focused a little more on your parenting and a little less on the team.

What does that mean? My parenting. My parenting is okay.

I'm going to be real with you. This is not the first time I stuck my neck out for your son.

And I've done it countless times because you're his mother. But I can't keep doing this.

At this point, my career is going to be on the line. So I'm not sure what exactly you want me to do because you're something to be trouble here.

Well, what can we do? I mean, there has to be something.

Something.

Hi.

Maybe we can have some sort of an arrangement.

Why?

Why?

Well, it's just really kind of a matter of you scratch my back. I scratch yours.

You're always pulling this at the office party. I love my class of Christmas.

I mean, do you want your son to get expelled?

No, I can't. I mean, he can't get expelled. College is coming up. That would ruin his chances. He's going to play Calingiate basketball.

Like, no, he can't get expelled.

Right. I don't want him to get expelled either. So maybe you and I can just work together in resolving this.

You're always pulling this shit. I mean, really?

All right. You know what? It's fine. I'll just make the call.

No, like, clear. We talked about this. He's got him. Like, lives your ball. He can't get it.

Great. That would be really excellent if he got to Calingiate ball.

Yeah, yeah. I want to make that happen. So I can make one of two calls.

I can make the call and have your son expelled, or I can make the call and get him a additional grant for college.

And he will, in fact, live Calingiate ball.

Yeah, let's do that. All right.

Well, then, I think we'll have an agreement, right?

All right. It's a little groping, sure.

And maybe a little more than groping.

You know, you've been a great teacher here at our school.

Of course. Yeah. You've been excellent.

And you're always putting on a great appearance and presentation.

I'm a great...

Yeah, you're a great teacher.

Yeah. And I want to keep you here. And I want your boy to go off to do great things.

That's what I want. You have the same goal.

Sangles. Then that clicked.

What's this? What do you think it is?

I'll make a good call, you know. We'll get him into ball.

That's what I want. All right. That's great. Happy to hear it.

So, this is what you want. Yeah?

It's a piece of it. Yeah. It's okay. I think we can work together on a lot of

things after this. I mean, I don't know. It's for my son. Exactly. It's for your son.

What price can you put on your son's future, really? So what do you want? I want

you to meet me over there at the end of the desk, just like glowing into your

whistle. You know, I mean, when you hired me, it's always been coming on to me.

Yeah. And now I actually will. There we go. I can't believe I'm doing that. It's for your son.

Just remember that. You're speaking of playing ball. Go ahead and get down there.

We'll play with those. Really? Yeah, really. That one there. You know what to do?

Yeah, you'll really just suck on those. Yeah, that's good. Shake your head too while you do it.

Hey, Joe. I'm stuck on pullback. Come on. What are you, my fucking coach now? I don't want to think about this.

It's a good thing you're the gym teacher. I'm not sex ed. Come on now.

There you go. Come on now. We see more energy than that. You're the gym teacher for God's sakes. Come here.

There you go. The things we do for the youth. I can't believe I'm doing this.

Come on.

There we go. Just gonna get a little extra. What is that? I mean, what you're recording this?

It's just footage for me. You don't have to worry about it. Give us a smile. There we go.

I'll be sure to write a really good recommendation to one of the top colleges. Don't you worry.

You better. Fucking better.

There we go.

There we go. Just what I thought. I had a feeling you'd be good at this.

I knew the moment I hired you.

I'm sure you've been fantasizing about this.

You know what? In fact, I have. So, props to your son for opening the opportunity.

I'll be sure to open plenty of opportunities for him. Don't you worry.

Well, what if I told you I could fix all your son's grades?

Would you like that? I'm listening. Get over here.

Oh, wow. You already assumed the position. You know exactly what's going on.

It's good to be principal.

See, isn't this great? We can all get along here. That's the school.

Worked together. Accomplished goals together. Get your son into a nice college together.

You know this is from my son. Exactly. It's all for your son. Keep saying that.

Feeling your son's going to have a very bright future ahead of him.

It's better.

Feel that? It's the feeling of your son getting another A. This one in science.

That actually feels pretty good.

In this one? Oh, zipper.

Don't stop now because I think he's up to 10 a. And you're a sister.

Yeah. It's definitely a very studious lad, isn't he?

Yeah. Future feels pretty good, doesn't it? It's not too bad.

You know, as principal, I get a lot of power here. So in the future, if you just knew something,

you just come right to my office and you can make an arrangement. How's that sound?

Any more supplies for your gym? Yeah, we can actually use a lot more balls.

I bet you could. I'll make sure you've got more balls out of that. I think you work with my balls and I'll work with yours.

You fancy as you look like that? I bet they would.

Oh, wow. That's the spirit? Yeah. Open that one for me.

Also, is everything you thought it'd be? Everything anymore.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's got it.

It's not bad.

Oh, I'll just go ahead and give it back over here.

Yeah. That's right. I forgot you started as a yoga instructor if we came here.

It's good.

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Tastes like straight A's. It says.

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You know what?

I think you might have your son who won the first to come to Mr. Hama.

Yes. Yes.

Maybe he'll even give a speech. Yes. Yeah. Oh, mommy's so proud. Yeah, I'm sure you will.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I know you are.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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You know, I hope my husband doesn't find out about this, though.

What happens in the principal's office stays in principal's office.

Oh, better.

Oh, well. No one can now.

No.

This is for my second office.

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Oh, you know, what you're going to want to sit with me for on my chair.

That's the spirit.

Who's got school spirit? You do.

You know, I really do love this school.

I don't think so.

So do I.

You know, I put a lot of work into this school.

I don't even know. I've been watching.

I put in some more work still.

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Oh, yeah.

Show me why I already was PD teacher. Go on.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Keep going.

My son's going to get an 80.

Right.

All it is.

We're never going to talk about the sturdy little business of him

riding a teacher again.

No one's going to now.

He's practicing.

I'm going to fire the teacher.

I never liked him.

I never liked him anyway.

Oh, you're doing a great job.

Why don't you go ahead and call your son.

Let him know it's all taken care of.

Yeah.

Yeah, honey.

I just wanted to let you know everything is taken care of.

Yeah.

School dollars at work.

Yes.

Don't you ever call me a bad mom again?

I'm afraid you're a very good mom.

You can definitely care about your son.

Oh, yes.

Almost there.

Almost there.

Yes.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Are you ready for me to give you that scholarship for your son?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get out of your hands and then do scholarship right now.

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Clearly you care about your son and you care about your school.

Yeah, I'll make sure that everything is taken care of.

No one can know, though.

No one's going to just come back to me next week after finals.

Okay.

Get your stuff cleaned up.