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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:03,970 More mail for the foundation. 2 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:05,970 Thanks. 3 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:10,130 That reminds me. 4 00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,930 Gotta call a plumber and have my toilet snaked. 5 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,870 What's the matter, Dan? Your date wear you out last night? 6 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:23,490 No, I was up all night burning the midnight oil in the field foundation. 7 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,430 In fact, for the last two nights, I haven't gotten any sleep at all. 8 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:29,750 Well, gee, Dan, if you're working that hard, you must be very dedicated. 9 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:33,250 Either that or there's something in it for you. Yeah. 10 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,650 Thank you so much. 11 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,010 Just when I was about to ask you to be a speaker at the Tri -State Legal 12 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:42,630 Symposium. Ooh, gee, that's a big deal. You know, last year, three of the 13 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:43,890 speakers were ex -presidents. 14 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:47,930 The Phil Foundation underwrites their speaking fees. $500 to your favorite 15 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:50,370 charity. Well, gee, Dan, I'm flattered. 16 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:54,450 I've always thought of the symposium as the one true forum for meaningful legal 17 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:57,330 dialogue. Actually, we have important people speak about that stuff. 18 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:58,950 You're going to be the comic relief. 19 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,560 You mean I do gags? 20 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,780 Well, it wouldn't be the first time. I really killed him at the transit 21 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:11,780 dinner dance. 22 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,180 Yeah, those tunnel cops think you're a regular red button. 23 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:20,260 Yeah, Dan, I'd be proud to do it, since it's for a good cause. That's a great 24 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:23,180 cause. That's why I've devoted so much selfless energy and time to it. 25 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,380 I smell a rat. 26 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,380 No, that's the special. 27 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,300 Sardine pot pie. 28 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:37,610 Excuse me. 29 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:40,830 Hey, you're Burt Park. 30 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:42,110 That's right. 31 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,650 I'm looking for Bull Shannon. 32 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,210 Do I know you? 33 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:53,230 Well, it's Burt Parks. You know, Miss America. 34 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:55,750 You are Miss America? 35 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:03,490 Well, we used to host the Miss America pageants. 36 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:05,710 Oh. 37 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,660 I've got a whole new gig now. 38 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,240 I'm the spokesman for Frosted Neon Nuggets Cereal. 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,880 You are? 40 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,560 Wow, that's impressive. 41 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:24,040 Do you remember entering the Frosted Neon Nuggets Little Tykes Golly Georama 42 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,120 Sweepstakes? 43 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,600 I sure do. 44 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,460 Enter number 186949. 45 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,620 That's right. 46 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,700 You've won the grand prize. 47 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,440 Whoa! 48 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:43,200 It's a wonderful idea. What is it? It's your choice. Come in, come in, come in. 49 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,500 Let me guess. 50 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,440 You're a neon nugget. 51 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,480 Hey, you gotta eat. I gotta eat. 52 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,420 Mr. Bull Shannon, the choice is yours. 53 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,540 Which prize will it be? Number one? 54 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,160 A brand new car. 55 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:14,580 Number two, a summer home in Malibu. 56 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:20,280 Number three, a trip to Paris, France. 57 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:28,120 Or the mystery prize worth at least $200. 58 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:38,140 So did Bo get his rug yet? No, the hair merchant's coming today with the 59 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:41,760 samples. Well, they're both ready. He's out taking combing lessons. 60 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:46,920 Hey, Dan. 61 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,760 Hi. You okay, Dan? 62 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just didn't sleep again last night. 63 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,040 Hey, man, that's three nights in a row. 64 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,800 Maybe it's something wrong. 65 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,720 I told you, it was just because of the extra work I've been doing on the Phil 66 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,340 Foundation. One of the speakers canceled. 67 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,500 Now, I have to give a speech myself. 68 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,400 About what? 69 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:16,240 Oh, um... No bliss oblige, giving to those who are less fortunate? 70 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:21,320 Uh -huh. It's an address that comes from the heart. Speaks of altruism, charity, 71 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 and kindness. 72 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,860 Sounds lofty, Dan. But better. I paid some night school geeks 50 bucks to 73 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,860 this one. 74 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:35,270 He who gives is a lucky man, for by giving, he gets to share the joy of the 75 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:36,270 receiver. 76 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,870 What did I get ripped off? 77 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:41,070 Mr. Fielding? 78 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:45,690 Yeah. The name's Hampton from the bank. I'm here regarding a check for the Phil 79 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:49,490 Foundation. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hi. Why don't we just go 80 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:50,550 in here and talk? 81 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,810 Charity never rests. 82 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:57,170 What the hell are you doing here, Hampton? 83 00:05:57,550 --> 00:05:59,130 There's a problem with this check. 84 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,040 It's signed by you as the executor, but it's also made out to you. 85 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,460 That? Oh, no mistake. 86 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:09,840 I'm filling in as keynote speaker for the symposium. That's my fee. It's all 87 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,760 legal. A $50 ,000 speaking fee? 88 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,520 Well, that's the going rate. 89 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,900 I tried to get Churchill. 90 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,100 He couldn't make it. 91 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,720 Churchill's dead. 92 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,220 But then he's out for next year, too. 93 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,320 Congratulations, Mr. Shannon. Your new Wimberly wig will not only change your 94 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,200 looks, it will change your life. 95 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah, right. 96 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:36,640 You seem cynical. 97 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,600 Could you be hiding concerns for your own hairline? 98 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,220 Hey, Bob, I got no problems with my hair. So why do you wear this hat? 99 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,840 Just as I thought. Your hairline is repeating so fast it's leaving skid 100 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,700 Judge Harry. 101 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:57,310 Listen, if you're gone bald, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 102 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,510 Of course it is. Watch this. 103 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:01,990 No! 104 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:03,710 Oh, my God, my secret's out! 105 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,570 Well, I think I've made my point. 106 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:09,910 So which one will it be? We have all kinds. 107 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,950 This is the you -need -to -comb -your -hair hair. 108 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,930 This is the hey, get a haircut hair. 109 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:19,410 And this is the whoa, you got a bad haircut hair. 110 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,490 That's not much of a selection. 111 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,510 Sorry, that's all I brought. 112 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:29,090 Yeah, well, it says in the deal that Bull gets to choose any toupee out of 113 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,090 catalog. 114 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,310 Let's see the catalog. 115 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:35,870 All right. 116 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:38,730 How about this one? 117 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,270 The El Dorado. 118 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,150 Too much cyber. 119 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:46,730 How about this one? 120 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,050 The Shatner Turbo 2000. 121 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,860 you don't want that one. How about this one? The shimp. 122 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:05,800 The Shatner Turbo 2000 is cultivated from the hair of specially selected 123 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:11,740 And each follicle is individually steamed, pressed, and hand -woven by a 124 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:12,740 craftsmen in Vienna. 125 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,100 I want one. 126 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,340 Mr. Shannon, the Shatner Turbo 2000 isn't for every man. 127 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,620 You may not be prepared for its effect. 128 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,870 You heard him, Wimberly. He wants the high -end hair. 129 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:31,690 All right. 130 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:32,990 I'll call Vienna tonight. 131 00:08:33,590 --> 00:08:35,030 But don't say I didn't warn you. 132 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,270 Oh, I can't wait. 133 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:40,789 I'm gonna go shop for a glass hat. 134 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:47,430 Your Honor, Mr. Skeggs would like to plead guilty in exchange for time 135 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:48,730 Fine with me. 136 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:49,830 Prosecution? 137 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,880 I'll have the corned beef. 138 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,240 Okay, we'll push the midnight. Let's call it a day, huh? 139 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,960 Dan. 140 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,860 You know, this insomnia of yours is getting serious. 141 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,060 Maybe there's some psychological reason for it. 142 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,940 Stoic, Sigmund. All I need is sleep. 143 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,820 Well, then try warm milk. 144 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,720 Or try taking a cold shower and popping into a warm bed. 145 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,580 Actually, that brings to mind another surefire sleep aid I'm surprised you 146 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,580 haven't thought of. 147 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,720 Way ahead of you. 148 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,720 Take two of these, I should be in a coma by 1230. 149 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,420 Well, Mac. Yeah? 150 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,980 You know, I've been working on my speech for the symposium. Uh -huh. And I was 151 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,920 thinking I might kick it off with a couple of saucy limericks. 152 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:49,880 Oh, I don't know, sir. 153 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,360 It's a pretty highbrow audience. 154 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,050 Yeah. Yeah. 155 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:57,450 Some of the finest judicial minds in the country. 156 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,570 You're right. Yeah. I'll stick to the knock -knock jokes. 157 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,150 You're a pal. 158 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:08,130 If you were really a pal, you'd lock him in a trunk until Monday. 159 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,370 Darn. There's no salt. 160 00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:15,770 Oh, I'll get you some. 161 00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:17,670 Excuse me, sir. Can I borrow your salt? 162 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:19,710 Sure, Christine. 163 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:31,570 I just got it today. 164 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:32,890 What do you think? 165 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,910 It makes a big difference. 166 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:41,930 It sure does. 167 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,050 I like it. 168 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,170 Except ever since I put it on, I've had women problems. 169 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,090 See what I mean? 170 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:07,640 It's kind of good looking. 171 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,600 Is that? 172 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:18,820 Oh, my God. 173 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:25,980 For a minute there, I was actually turned on by it. 174 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,840 There's something you can do. I'm sorry, Mr. Fielding. I can't find any physical 175 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,380 excuse for your insomnia. 176 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,760 Maybe it's psychological. 177 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,620 There's nothing wrong with my head. 178 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:53,940 I'm a respected attorney and the executor of the Phil Foundation, which, 179 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:57,220 way, I am running in a completely legal and honorable manner. 180 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,800 Mr. Fielding, is your conscience bothering you? 181 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,420 What? Of course not. 182 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,960 Why would you even ask such a stupid question? 183 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,700 Well, it's just a theory. Often when people do something they subconsciously 184 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,820 know is wrong, they can't sleep until they rectify their behavior. 185 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:21,520 Yeah, well, great theory, Doc, but obviously it doesn't apply in my case 186 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:26,320 I'm not, no, no, no, no, nothing to be ashamed of. 187 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:30,740 Doc, listen, I have to give a speech this evening. Can't you just give me a 188 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,360 at something to get me through the next few hours? 189 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,980 It's absolutely out of the question. 190 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:38,140 Keeping yourself awake artificially can be dangerous. And if you don't get some 191 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:43,040 sleep soon, you're going to become increasingly disoriented, even 192 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,200 and certain vital areas of your body may suffer permanent damage. 193 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Which areas? 194 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,780 Your heart and your brain. 195 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:55,320 Thank God for a moment I thought you said vital. 196 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,380 $20. Same as downtown. 197 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:08,940 You know, Matt? What? I only got one problem. What's that? I got too much 198 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:09,940 stuff. 199 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,560 Well, sir, you can always save some of it for the encore. 200 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,780 Hey, Dad. 201 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640 Dan, are you all right? 202 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,820 You never got any sleep, did you? 203 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,120 I'm fine. 204 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,460 What's the schedule? 205 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:38,390 I'm on next and then there's dessert and then you deliver the keynote speech. 206 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:39,309 All right. 207 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,310 I'll be there. 208 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,270 Don't you have anything smaller? 209 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,630 Is this on? 210 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,790 Okay. Okay. 211 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:28,210 Okay. All right. Okay. How many judges does it take to screw in a light bulb? 212 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:34,710 Two. One to turn it and one to overturn it. 213 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:52,740 See, my time is just about up. Thank you. Thank you, Jack Stone. Thank you 214 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:53,740 very much. 215 00:14:54,620 --> 00:15:01,200 We'll break now for dessert and to catch our breath and resume with our keynote 216 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,580 speech. Thank you. 217 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,460 Tough crowd, Mac. 218 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:08,980 Bad joke, sir. 219 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,860 Hey, Dan, you're up next. What's the matter with you? 220 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,060 Get a grip, man. 221 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,280 No, you don't understand. 222 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,760 He's... Come here. 223 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,840 He's not talking. 224 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,140 Say what? 225 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,340 Must have been one of those momentary figment things. 226 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,780 He's not talking, of course. 227 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,440 It's just a picture. 228 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,360 I'm real. 229 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,260 Dan, buddy, you've got to see a doctor. I did. 230 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,060 He just babbled some nonsense about my conscience, and if I didn't sleep soon, 231 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,140 I'd get brain damage. 232 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,360 What a quack. 233 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,080 Harry, would you mind not breathing fire on me? 234 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,499 What's up? 235 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,420 Well, Dan says Harry's breathing fire on him. 236 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,900 Oh, boy. 237 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,110 I showed them. 238 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,270 Whoa. 239 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,370 What are you staring at? 240 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:36,890 Cut him some slack. His whole family was killed by insects. 241 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,670 I'll take him outside so I can get some air. 242 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,070 Isn't he a dream? 243 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,810 Not only is he handsome, but he's brilliant. 244 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,150 H2O equals water. 245 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:54,410 Bull? 246 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,110 Get lost, sister. You aren't in his league. 247 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920 See you. 248 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,180 Make it fast, Christine. 249 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,560 My bevy of babes awaits. 250 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,700 Bull, this isn't like you. 251 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,960 You mean this isn't like the old Bull? 252 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,940 Well, this is the new Bull. And he's out to stud. 253 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,720 Bull, I hope you're not going to let that thing make you vain. 254 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,020 You've forgotten you have a girlfriend, Wanda? 255 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,920 These women don't care about you. 256 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,800 You could be the biggest creep in the world, but they'd still want you just 257 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 because of the way you look. 258 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:32,260 You think so? 259 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,340 I know so. 260 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,240 Wow, I must be even hotter looking than I thought. 261 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:44,160 Ladies and gentlemen, due to unforeseeable circumstances, Mr. 262 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,240 Fielding will not be delivering the keynote address. 263 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:48,980 No! Sorry. 264 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,120 I can't do that speech. I want that speech. 265 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,240 I'm here. 266 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,370 He broke away. 267 00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,430 He's the first man since high school to find my ticklish spot. 268 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,310 Good evening. 269 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,570 He who gives is a lucky man. 270 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,070 For by giving... Spider! 271 00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:17,890 We've got to do something. 272 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,310 No. 273 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:20,870 Let him work this out. 274 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:27,930 For by giving, he gets to share the joy. 275 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,050 Share joy. 276 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,210 Actually, I once shared a joy. 277 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,110 Or was it a joy? 278 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:52,530 She was... I was... I was... I was strolling through the park 279 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,530 one day. 280 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:05,550 How about the Phil Foundation? It was... It was created to help people... 281 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:48,890 You gotta tell him the truth. 282 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:49,869 I did. 283 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:51,450 I did. No, I mean, I did. 284 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,429 I did. 285 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,950 Tell him. No. No. 286 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,250 Tell him! 287 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,610 I lied. I lied. I lied. 288 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,250 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 289 00:19:59,250 --> 00:19:59,829 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 290 00:19:59,830 --> 00:19:59,910 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 291 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:00,190 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 292 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:00,849 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 293 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:01,449 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 294 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:01,889 I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. 295 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:02,890 I lied. 296 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,530 I lied. 297 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:09,090 I 298 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,159 I'm sorry, listen. 299 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:38,040 But, you know, I can do this job. I need to do this job. I know. 300 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,440 That's why I left you in charge of the foundation. 301 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:46,300 But, boss, you gotta try a little harder. 302 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,740 I will. 303 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,720 I will. I will. 304 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,020 You forgive me? 305 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,700 I forgive you. 306 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,100 I'm sure he forgives you, Dan. 307 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,300 We all do. 308 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,340 He's gone. 309 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,180 Come on. 310 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,020 Let's go home. 311 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,980 Okay. You're with friends. You'll be fine. 312 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:31,220 Yeah. 313 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,500 I know. I'll be fine. 314 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:33,980 I'll be fine. 315 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,180 Can I help, Dan? 316 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,920 got some sleep, huh? Like a baby. I had four dreams. I was naked in every one of 317 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,920 them. 318 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,500 Nice to have you back, Dan. 319 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:06,340 We were concerned about you after your breakdown yesterday. 320 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,160 What breakdown? 321 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,140 During your speech. 322 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,400 Don't you remember you apologized for misusing the foundation and you begged 323 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400 Phil to forgive you? 324 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,300 What are you talking about? 325 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,940 Phil's dead. 326 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:26,150 Why would I be begging his forgiveness when I didn't do anything wrong? 327 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,330 Hey, here you go. 328 00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:34,430 What the hell am I doing? 329 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:39,430 Keep it. 330 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:42,909 Hey, everybody. 331 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:43,910 Oh, hi, Bull. 332 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,890 Hey, you couldn't repair that toupee, huh? 333 00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:48,810 Oh, Dan didn't hurt it. 334 00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,670 The Shatner Turbo 2000 is indestructible. 335 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,850 Well, then what happened to it? 336 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:59,430 Well, I thought about what you said, Christine, and I realized I've got a 337 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:00,530 thing going with Wanda. 338 00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:03,990 I didn't want to get all swell -headed and ruin the best relationship I ever 339 00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:05,730 had. Good for you, Bull. 340 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:10,430 Yeah, but, Bull, that toupee cost a lot of money. You didn't just throw it out. 341 00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,110 No, I gave it to a needy friend. 342 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:17,130 Please, please, girls, girls, one at a time. 24160