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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,439 --> 00:00:05,760 She's not at home. She's not in her office. 2 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:08,400 You don't suppose that baby's being born a week early. 3 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:09,860 Hi, guys. 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,360 Be ready in a minute. 5 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:13,740 Hey, Sullivan, where the heck have you been? 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,780 We haven't heard from you in over three hours. Yeah, do you have any idea what 7 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:18,960 can happen in that time? 8 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:23,380 Well, you could play Neil Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie approximately 67 times. 9 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,320 She could have gone into labor and had the baby. 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,980 I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. 11 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,940 I appreciate your concern, but I'm perfectly fine. 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,320 Are you sure it's a good idea for you to be here working? 13 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,280 Harry, all I have to do is stand up there and present my client's defense. 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,720 Right. In primitive cultures, women would work in the fields all day, and 15 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,860 when the time came, they'd just take a five and squat. 16 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,240 Give me a favor. Don't squat behind my table, okay? 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,240 All right, Miss Sullivan. If you're not worried, we're not. We won't offer any 18 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,260 more help unless you ask for it. Thank you, sir. 19 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:04,550 Let's get that first case fired up, huh, Mac? All right, people, this is it! 20 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:08,390 Attention! 21 00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:11,850 Clear the aisles and commence Operation Stuart immediately! 22 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:17,770 Dr. Drager's office? 23 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:19,630 Yeah. Calling for Christine Sullivan. 24 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:21,050 She's on her way to the hospital. 25 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,180 a simple, rational play. 26 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:49,890 Your Honor, while there is no excuse for violence, my client does feel justified 27 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:52,750 in trashing the drugstore because they sold him a defective tanning lotion. 28 00:02:56,790 --> 00:03:00,830 Well, since you have agreed to pay damages, we'll dismiss the charges. And 29 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,830 that's recess. 30 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:03,910 Look on the bright side. 31 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,550 You can always get work as a traffic cone. 32 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,690 Buddy? 33 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:11,890 Is that you? 34 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:15,770 By golly, a... 35 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,540 Well, I was practicing for my art class. 36 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:22,780 What do you think? 37 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:25,940 Nice. Very nice. 38 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,440 Yes. 39 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 What is it? 40 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,660 Don't tell me you don't recognize the back of your own head. 41 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,220 Oh, of course. 42 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,200 Wow, that's terrific. 43 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,960 Well, go on. Don't let me keep you from your work. 44 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,820 Yeah, yeah, buddy. I do have some cases I have to review before lunch. Bye -bye. 45 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,960 We'll catch you later. 46 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,040 Okey -doke. 47 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,480 Hi, buddy. 48 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:53,160 Is it my imagination or is Christine developing a beer gut? 49 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:57,480 I hope not. She's pregnant. 50 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,180 Really? 51 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,960 How did that happen? 52 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:11,280 Well, you know how a bee carries pollen on its legs to fertilize a flower? 53 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,340 That's kind of what Christine and her husband Tony did. 54 00:04:15,809 --> 00:04:18,209 That sounds complicated. Why didn't they just have sex? 55 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:21,649 Well, maybe they did that too. 56 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:25,030 Then afterwards, Tony flew down to South America. 57 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:28,090 He doesn't even know Christine's pregnant. 58 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:32,770 I'm still trying to figure out how he got the pollen to stick to his legs. 59 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:39,030 Come on, Christine, admit it. I bet you right now you wish you were having this 60 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:40,110 kid the old -fashioned way. 61 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:42,510 Out cold in the stirrups. 62 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,410 throughout the whole thing. In fact, I finally picked my birthing music. 63 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:54,530 It's called Songs of the Humpback Whale. 64 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,130 Wool, 65 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:05,550 are you all right? 66 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:07,450 Wool? 67 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:10,430 Remind me I have to call Mom. 68 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,600 Well, Christine, sounds like you're well prepared. nothing like a little whale 69 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,240 music to take your mind off the fact that you're passing a bowling ball. 70 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,920 Well, then, I don't know what to say besides I am not afraid of a little 71 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:25,660 Well, whatever you say, Christine. 72 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:28,740 Ah, 73 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,920 the love theme from Psycho. 74 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,600 No. 75 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:41,340 It's just all of a sudden my stomach felt like it was being gripped in a 76 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,960 I wouldn't worry, Christine. 77 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,340 The toughest part of having a baby is the waiting. 78 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,380 But sooner or later, the nurse comes out and you light up cigars. 79 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,460 Buddy, could you walk me to the elevator? I think I'm a little further 80 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:11,159 than I thought. 81 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,340 How can you be so sure? 82 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,960 Christine's having her baby. She had a contraction. 83 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,200 We gotta go right now. 84 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:35,220 Well, just settle down, Mac. There's nothing to get excited about. 85 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,600 Yeah, you're right. 86 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,940 You're right. We practiced many times. Let's just go get her. 87 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,640 She's waiting in the cafeteria. 88 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,180 The cafeteria? 89 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,160 Talk to strangers in elevators, okay? 90 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,040 Looks like we hit some turbulence. 91 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,580 Turbulence? What are you talking about? She hit the stop button. 92 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,800 Well, I'll just have to pull it out. 93 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,080 I knew I should have mailed in my parking ticket. 94 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,240 But no, Mother insisted that I come down and pay it in person. 95 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,520 God, I hate her sometimes. 96 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:15,400 Clear the way, folks. Clear the way. This is an emergency. 97 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,920 You'll have to wait. There's some pregnant woman stuck in the elevator. 98 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,740 That means Christina had to take the stairs. 99 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,820 That head of yours is filled with that little styrofoam popcorn, isn't it? 100 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,620 These twigs are going to be much help. 101 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,210 the mask coach, remember? 102 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:57,310 I'll go, I'll go. But promise me you'll tell me if she uses any four -letter 103 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,310 words. 104 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:06,190 I just want you to know, lady, that I think it's extremely rude to have a baby 105 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,190 in a public place. 106 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,730 Fine. 107 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,390 Next time I'll have it at your mother's. 108 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,380 appreciated. I mean, people are just used to stepping in the elevator, 109 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,380 button. Shut up! 110 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,800 There's a woman stuck in that elevator and she's having a baby. 111 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,040 Ah, well. 112 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,100 Let's see what we got. 113 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080 Uh -huh. 114 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,400 Uh -huh. 115 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,640 Yeah. 116 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,320 Uh -huh. Yeah. Just as I suspected. 117 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,840 What is it? It's stuck. 118 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,060 Climb in through the trap door. But could that cause the elevator to fall? 119 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:02,900 Like a rock. 120 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,420 No, but don't worry. 121 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,880 Elevator like that could fall 18 stories and not have a scratch. 122 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,580 But what about the people inside? 123 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,020 You hose it out, it's good as new. 124 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,320 Close to showtime, sir. 125 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,060 Is there room for a person to lie down in there? 126 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,720 Full -grown man, two women, and a midget with a camera. 127 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,260 life so far. I got married in an Italian restaurant. 128 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,660 My husband's gone. 129 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,760 I'm having a baby in an elevator. 130 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,480 Well, that's not so unusual. 131 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,099 It's not? 132 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,100 No. 133 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:36,800 Of course, you're talking to a guy who once rode across France on a stationary 134 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,800 bicycle. 135 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,720 But I'm feeling much better now. 136 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,130 I just didn't want Sullivan to see me until I had a chance to talk to one of 137 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:02,650 guys. But I thought you were in... South America I was, but we busted the guy we 138 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,229 were after. 139 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,490 What'd you do, hide behind a desk and give him a heart attack? 140 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:08,830 I'll tell you about that later. 141 00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:10,610 How's Sullivan? 142 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:11,930 Sullivan? 143 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,870 Oh, she's busy. 144 00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:15,070 Very busy. 145 00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:18,230 You know, I hope she's not too busy for me. 146 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,990 You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking during the ten months I've been 147 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:22,050 gone. Nine months. 148 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:25,310 Nine months? You sure? Oh, very sure. 149 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,720 really screwed up pushing her to get married the way I did, you know? I'm not 150 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,160 surprised she had second thoughts about me and my job and everything. 151 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,100 Well, I'm sure it was tough. 152 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520 See ya. 153 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,780 Wait, you gotta help me. 154 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,040 Look, I know Sullivan didn't file the marriage license. 155 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,760 Is she dating anybody? 156 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:47,040 No, I don't think she'd feel dating would be appropriate. 157 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,860 So you think there's a chance she still loves me? 158 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,580 Why don't you ask her yourself? Come on. 159 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,220 Hey, Matt. Yeah? 160 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,120 Think she'll be surprised? 161 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,640 Not as much as you'll be. 162 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,010 and resentment in your voice. 163 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,130 What? 164 00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,550 Christine, did you ever see your father naked? 165 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,050 What the hell kind of doctor are you? 166 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,570 I have a Ph .D. in psychology from Tufts. 167 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:23,670 Oh, thank God, Doctor, you're here. I think I'm having an anxiety attack, and 168 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:24,970 did see my parents naked. 169 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,460 I see we've got some power issues that we need to work out here. 170 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:13,220 down in Columbia, I realized my job was nothing if it meant I had to be without 171 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,220 you. 172 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:19,079 Really? If you'll take me back, I'll hang up my badge. What do you say? 173 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,300 You know her better than I do. Is that a yes? 174 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,260 Yes! 175 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,960 Christine, that's terrific! 176 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,640 So you'll be my wife? 177 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,380 I'm gonna have you, baby! 178 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,120 Of course you will! 179 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,380 Someday. How's today sound? 180 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,200 We go. 181 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,280 Can you believe this? 182 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,480 She's having my baby. 183 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,940 She's having my baby. 184 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320 You saw my baby. 185 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,660 Cute as a button. 186 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,960 Looks like Lee Iacocca. 187 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,540 You mean it's a boy? 188 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,860 You better hope it is. 189 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,680 It's a boy! 190 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 It's a boy! 191 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Don't, don't, please. 192 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,460 I prefer being on the giving end of Whiskerburn, you know? 193 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,000 And so do you, my little bambino. 194 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,780 Isn't that the most precious thing you've ever seen? 195 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,800 Here comes a close second. 196 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,680 I am never, ever going to leave you again. 197 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,820 Hey, we better get you down to the hospital. 198 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,500 Yeah, he's right. Come on, guys. 199 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,180 Only one of you can go with us. 200 00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:29,590 Oh, of course. Well, I'll keep you posted. 201 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:31,390 Hey, wait a minute. Where do you get to go? 202 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,770 Yeah, I can handle this, you know. No, I'm the one in charge. What are you, in 203 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:37,310 charge? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 204 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:38,970 Which one of you is the father? 205 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,030 Well, he is. 206 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,830 Let's go, Sullivan. 207 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,270 Wait a second, wait a second. 208 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:53,390 Harry, guys, how can I thank you for everything you've done? 209 00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:55,170 Yeah, some help we were. 210 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,580 Oh, what do you mean by that? 211 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,080 Operation Dork. 212 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:05,240 Oh, come on. I'm not just talking about tonight. I'm talking about the last nine 213 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,240 months. 214 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,120 They gave me a baby shower. 215 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,360 They talked me out of moving to Buffalo. 216 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,680 They helped me through my Lamaze classes. 217 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,180 Mostly, you made me feel like I'd never be alone. 218 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,000 Hey, don't look at me. 219 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,750 All I did was get her stuck in the elevator. 220 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:31,590 You know, if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have been here for the birth of 221 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,590 son. 222 00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:35,030 You want to hold him? 223 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,410 Your Honor, 224 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,910 you guys had more to do with this than I did. 225 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:51,570 You know what I mean. 226 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:06,980 Wow. Look at that. 227 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,480 Boy, I've seen some magic in my life, but nothing top -notch. 228 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,760 David, he cute. 229 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:15,620 I like the haircut. 230 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,560 He's adorable. 231 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,680 Hey, Raj, you're not getting sentimental on this, huh? 232 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:24,460 Maybe. 233 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,620 Want to make something out of it? 234 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,980 Ma 'am, you really should be going. 235 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,740 Could you tell the people at the office that I might not be in for a little 236 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:37,960 while? Yeah, what do you say, about six weeks? 237 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,860 I don't know. 238 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,660 I'll have to ask the men in my life. 239 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:52,959 Wait a minute! 240 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,380 They forgot Christine's shoes! 17338