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Hi, good morning. Hi, good morning. Nice to meet you. I'm Dylan. Hi, Dylan. I'm

Marcy.

How was your flight?

Oh, it was good.

Awesome.

Yeah, is your first time in LA?

Uh -huh. Okay, well, welcome.

This is the place.

I know it's a couch -surfing app, but I actually have a room upstairs.

Oh, great. That you can check out.

Yeah, I'm putting on some tea. I'm about to go to work in a second. So, I

will...

Show you the room. You put down your stuff. I'm sure you're tired. Yeah, and

then yeah, we can chit chat off LA.

Perfect.

Oh, it's so big and roomy.

Yeah, all yours.

Oh, it's great.

Oh my god, this bed.

It's awesome.

Oh, thank you so much for letting me stay.

No problem. It's so hard with people on the internet, you know?

They're just not what they seem.

Yeah, I'm going to be downstairs.

Okay. Call her if you need anything.

I will.

Make yourself at home.

Bye.

Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Good. Did you find everything? Yeah, I did.

Oh, are you making tea?

Yeah. Oh, could I have a cup? Yeah. Sure.

This is a really cool looking camera.

Oh, yeah. Are you into photography?

Not really, but my boyfriend likes cameras.

You just, like, can't afford anything like this right now?

Boyfriend, he doesn't mind you traveling all by yourself?

No, not really. I mean, I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself.

Hey, um, not to bother you, but would you happen to have any eggs?

Yeah, sure.

I'm sure I got something.

Let me take a look.

Let's see.

Uh, okay, so now on eggs.

But, let's see, got some potatoes,

avocado,

bacon.

Um, actually, on second thought, don't even worry about it. I'll just get

something to eat later. Okay. It's not a big deal.

You sure?

Yeah. Okay, because I can totally make you something. I mean, you're welcome to

go through, see whatever you want food -wise. Oh, great.

So, yeah, LA's got some great places. I don't know if you have any sugar.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, plenty to check out.

There's an observatory.

Oh, really?

There's a library.

There's a symphony.

Oh,

you know what? I have to go.

I've got to head to work. I'm a little late.

Tell you what.

There's a key in the drawer.

I'll text you the Wi -Fi password.

Feel free, whatever you want in the fridge. Awesome. Make yourself at home.

Cool, thanks. Well, go, go. Yeah, yeah, okay.

I don't want you to be late.

Bye. Bye.

Ooh. Oh.

Bye -bye.

Dylan, you're home.

What are you doing in here?

I lost my earring and I can't find it. I know it's somewhere in this house.

I just don't know where.

You lost your earring in here? I did. I think it might be in here.

You're not even supposed to be in here.

Right, I'm not. But I thought maybe it rolled under the bed or something.

Then why are you wearing two earrings?

Because I normally keep another pair in my pocket in case I, like, want to...

You going through my shit?

No. It looks like you were going through my shit. No, I would never.

You were going through my bag. No, I wasn't.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, no, I know that I didn't leave it open.

Well, you obviously did.

You know what? You're a fucking thief.

I am not a thief. You're a fucking thief. No, I'm not. Nothing has been

man. Because I caught you going through my shit.

No, you have this all wrong.

Um, this is all in your head.

No, I was just looking for my earring.

Does it make any sense?

Um, it does.

I just lost it somewhere, so I was looking for it.

Um, can I have my phone? Fuck it, Leo.

It doesn't matter.

I have the people on my phone.

Does it look like there's anything valuable in there?

Um, you're misreading that.

He just wanted to... I'm reading that wrong. Does it look like there's any

valuable shit?

And there's pictures of my valuable shit.

He just wanted to make sure that I'm staying in a nice location.

Totally innocent.

Now that seems like you're fucking planning on robbing me. No. And you and

Leo...

Or gonna fucking rob me.

It's not a crime to take pictures.

Okay, let's see what the cops have to say about that.

Come on.

Really? Yeah.

Don't call the cops, dude.

Are you serious?

You're calling the cops. It's ringing.

Don't call the cops, dude. Come on. That's ridiculous.

Please.

I don't want to go to jail. I didn't do anything.

Then maybe don't steal 50 people. No, I wasn't stealing. I swear.

I just... Come on, don't call the cops on me. I didn't do anything.

Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Don't call the cops on

me. Please. I don't want to go to jail.

Please. I have a heart.

Your shit's still here.

Because I fucking caught you, you piece of shit thief.

I will do anything.

I will cook. I will clean.

Um, please.

You're gonna do anything?

Anything at all.

Anything.

Well, you're a pretty girl.

I think you can figure out what anything means.

Like, do your laundry or something?

Yeah, I think I was thinking sex.

What?

Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? I'm not fucking you. I have

boyfriend.

Oh, a Leo?

That piece of shit that put you in this position?

Correct.

Okay, well, um, maybe all the other homeowners on this app want to know who

been stealing from them. I'm sure they'd like to know.

Whatever. I'm just going to take my chances. I really don't care. I'm not

fucking you. I have a boyfriend.

End of discussion.

That's just immoral. You want to take your chances with jail time? Like, how

many houses is that? That's probably going to add up, right?

It's probably like...

I don't know, 10, 15 years.

Fuck! No!

That's too long.

Fuck!

Fuck you!

Fuck.

This did not go as planned.

What do you want to do here?

Fuck.

Fine.

Make it quick, then.

Hmm.

Why don't you put that lying mouth of yours to work?

I'm not a liar.

nice stuff now.

That nice dick down your fucking throat.

I'm going to take this one with me.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fucking nasty.

Fucking thieving whore.

You know you like to capture me.

I love it.

But your dick got fried when you watched me gunned over.

Those tiny fucking shorts.

What you were doing? You wanted to get caught, didn't you?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, punish yourself. Do it. Do it. You don't want her?

Yeah.

Punch that little horned mouse at yours.

Beat it up. Beat it up.

Fucking criminal.

Fucking criminal. Fucking criminal.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes, get your tits. Have you ever had tits this big? I've got them now.

got them now. I've got them now. They're fucking legit.

They're fucking legit.

They're fucking legit.

They're fucking legit.

They're fucking legit.

They're fucking legit.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. Just like that.

Fuck that fucking lying mouth of yours.

You're going to fucking steal from me?

You're going to fucking steal from me?

Is that what you want? Is that what you want?

No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't want to steal from me. I'm going to take

those fucking holes. I'm going to take that fucking pussy.

I'm going to let you get down on the bed just like I found you with your fucking

ass up in the air.

Take out your fucking toe. Take out your fucking toe.

Get down. Get down on the bed.

Pull those fucking shorts off.

But you want to fight me really hard, don't you?

Yeah.

That's it?

Catch me stealing all your shit and that's all you give me?

All right, be good. You fucking loser.

You fucking scam people.

You fucking show up at the house.

They fucking trust you. And you're going to fucking rob them? You're going to

fucking take from them?

What do you think I'm going to take from you? I'm going to take this fucking

pussy. I might even take this fucking ass too.

Look at that.

Look at that. This fucking pussy is so fucking wet from that.

You like getting caught. You wanted to get caught.

Say I'm a dirty thief.

I'm not a thief.

That's right. You're bad at that too. You got fucking caught. You didn't even

get to fucking steal.

You didn't even get to fucking steal.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Fuck it. Fuck

it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You like that? You like getting fucked with this fucking thing?

Oh, I can't believe you're doing this to me.

Oh, God. You started this.

Now you gotta finish it. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna punish you.

I don't punish me hard.

Punish me hard.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

I fucking earned this

fucking

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

Come on, like you mean it. Like you mean it. I was going to sell your computer.

I was going to sell your camera for parts.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. You're going to take my parts.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

This is so mean.

Oh, you're a fucking loser.

You're a fucking loser. I bet your fucking boyfriend's a piece of shit

too. Oh, I failed him.

I'm a loser.

That's right.

Do something, all right? Do something fucking right. Do it, please. Do it.

Yeah,

you like that?

Yeah, do you fucking like that?

worst liar.

You're full of shit.

You're full of shit. You know what?

You're not in the position to be making the calls here.

How about I make another call?

What do you think about that?

Fine.

Fucking fake shit?

No, I'm not faking it. I really like it. I think it's fucking dope.

You know what?

I know something you can't fake.

I know something you can't fake. That fucking asshole.

What?

Leo's never even been in my ass, dude.

You're not in a position to call the shots here.

Do I need to make a call of my own?

Fine.

Oh my

god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That's what we do.

oh my god yes

yes

yes

oh my god

Oh, fuck.

You like that?

You like that? You didn't like it when I fucked you back. You feel like a happy

stranger. Fuck you.

You fucking steal everything.

So you can fucking go in every room and steal everything.

fucking asshole. Oh my god.

I was up to you. You like that?

Is that what you mean? Yes.

That's what you mean. That's believable.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

You fucker!

Get up.

Quick. Quick.

What Leo never gets, huh?

I'm a thieving whore.

Oh my god, I'm a thieving whore.

You're never going to steal again, huh?

Or maybe you want to steal. Maybe you want to get caught, huh?

Is that it? Is that it? Do you want to get caught? Do you want strangers to

you in the ass when they catch you stealing shit?

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

What?

Oh, my God. What?

Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, my

God. Are

you

fucking serious?

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, there's more. There's more. There's more. Oh.

What are you doing?

Hello? Is this Leo?

What are you doing?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, I got your little slut here. Oh my god.

Yeah, I don't think she's gonna get what you were expecting.

Oh my god, no.

Are you fucking kidding me?