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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,729 Did you get it? Yeah, I got it. 2 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:37,330 Well, it's quiet now. 3 00:00:38,050 --> 00:00:40,150 But it was spinning around like crazy before. 4 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:41,910 Splendid. 5 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,350 Moose musculus or waltzing mouse. 6 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:48,750 Originally bred in China and known in Japan as the Nanking mouse. 7 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:53,710 Their dancing propensities are supposedly due to derangement of the 8 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:54,549 the ear. 9 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:56,070 A waltzing mouse. 10 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:58,290 Perfect for my experiment. 11 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,740 Oh, what are you going to do? Teach it how to do the jerk? 12 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,800 I could. 13 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,000 But he'll serve science much better if my molecular reassembler is successful. 14 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,520 Molecular reassembler? 15 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:10,420 Hey, 16 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,280 hey, hey, come on, Uncle Martin. That's a cat. 17 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,419 And that's a mouse. 18 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:15,640 And you couldn't put that in human. 19 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,400 It's quite human. But definitely on Martian. 20 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,800 I wouldn't dream of what you're thinking. 21 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:26,940 But the cat, the cat... Now, you've heard of the drug known as RSD? 22 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,300 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the one that changes personality traits, isn't it? 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,900 Makes heroes of poltroons and whimpering cowards of brave men. 24 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:39,300 My molecular reassembler goes one step further. 25 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,860 Naturally. When two subjects of completely different makeup are exposed 26 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:47,420 laser beam, the entire psyche of each is interchanged. 27 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:50,360 Attitude, personality, and brain power. 28 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,760 So that the cat becomes the mouse and the mouse becomes the cat? 29 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,920 Inwardly. Their physical appearance remains the same. 30 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,140 Observe. 31 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:07,220 Voila. Note the subtle change in the cat's attitude. 32 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:11,800 That's incredible. 33 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,060 Elementary. Now watch the mouse. 34 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,920 What's it for? 35 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:25,020 The peace of the world, my boy. 36 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:30,010 With a proper balance, my molecular reassembler will eventually erase all 37 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,050 hostility in mankind. 38 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:34,670 Well, that is a pretty tall order, Uncle Morton. Not so. 39 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:38,070 It is written that someday the lion will lie down with the lamb. 40 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,190 Uh -huh. Well? 41 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:45,390 Well, I'm just going to bet you eight to five that the lion is the only one that 42 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:46,390 gets up. 43 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,960 Well, okay, Uncle Martin, it works. 44 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,740 Now, how do you change them back? 45 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,700 Simply by shunting the molecular stream and reversing the neutron field. 46 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:51,060 Oh, nothing at all for you, right? 47 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,760 All it takes is a few grains of carbonaceous mineral known as egolite. 48 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:02,800 Say, what would happen without that stuff? Well, in a matter of a couple of 49 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,900 hours, the molecules would stabilize and they'd be that way permanently. 50 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:08,900 Well, that uses up this egolite. 51 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,890 However, I believe I have another vial in the garage. 52 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,490 Here, Mr. McPhee! 53 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,830 Here, Mr. McPhee! 54 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:16,789 Oh! 55 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:21,070 Do forgive me for bursting in like this, but the door was open and I thought I 56 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:22,170 heard Mr. McPhee up here. 57 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:25,830 Detective Brennan is calling for me and we're going out of the town. How do I 58 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,390 look? Fine, but who is Mr. McPhee? My cat. 59 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:30,090 You're right. 60 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,030 What does he look like? 61 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:35,050 Just an ordinary house cat. 62 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:36,470 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 63 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:41,310 Mostly gray with a white nose and... Oh, say, maybe I can find him with this 64 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,310 flashlight. 65 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,530 No, no. 66 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,330 Uncle Martin, watch out for the light. 67 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:47,690 Don't worry. 68 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:01,010 And he's got a white nose and two white paws. 69 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,390 Here, 70 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:05,170 kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 71 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:07,510 Why do I feel so strange? 72 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,650 Oh, no. 73 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:11,930 Uncle Martin. 74 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,470 Uncle Martin? 75 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:17,710 Uncle Martin? 76 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,530 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 77 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:20,690 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 78 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:21,629 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 79 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:22,210 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 80 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:22,789 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 81 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:23,409 Uncle Martin? 82 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,890 Uncle Martin? 83 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:28,090 Uncle Martin? 84 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,410 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 85 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:29,850 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle 86 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:29,870 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 87 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:29,910 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle 88 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:29,910 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 89 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:30,529 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 90 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:30,790 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 91 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:31,810 Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle 92 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:34,570 Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? 93 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,330 Her? She's in a state of suspension. 94 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,830 She'll be oblivious until I can reverse this thing. 95 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,210 Brennan? 96 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,110 No, somebody else. 97 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,110 Open the door and play it cool. 98 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:53,990 I have a telegram from Mrs. Brown. They told me she might be up here. Thanks. 99 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,030 Keep the change. 100 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,110 Maybe it's from Brennan. 101 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:59,770 Maybe he can't make it. Don't read that. It might be personal. 102 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,050 Give it to me. 103 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,090 My brother in Washington. 104 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:04,870 I mean, her brother. 105 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,230 He's arriving here tonight. 106 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:10,450 What? Can you get this fixed in time? I'm sure I can. Oh, fine. Well, I'm 107 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,449 to get the kit in the garage. 108 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:12,450 Come here. 109 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,430 You put Mrs. Brown in the other room. 110 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:16,930 I'll get the kit. 111 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:20,930 Lord! 112 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:22,370 Brennan! 113 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:23,910 Bill! 114 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,210 Bill! 115 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:27,730 How did you know I was up here? 116 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:29,570 Well, a messenger boy came with a tele... 117 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,280 A sudden attack. 118 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,499 Nothing serious. 119 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,900 I just came up here to see if I could help. 120 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:44,660 Fooling around with one of his crazy inventions again, I suppose. 121 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,140 Oh, good evening. 122 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,680 Good evening, Tim. What's the matter with your Uncle Martin? 123 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,780 Well, he isn't exactly himself tonight. 124 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,160 That's an improvement. 125 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:56,939 Shall we go? 126 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:57,940 No, wait! 127 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,640 Surely you can take care of him. What is not that? 128 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:05,280 It's that Mrs. Brown lost her cat. Her cat. Yes, that's it. Her cat. Here, 129 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:09,700 kitty. Kitty. She's terribly lonely without... No, no, no. The point is, the 130 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:13,060 hasn't had its dinner yet, has it, Mrs. Brown? Yes, yes. I'm afraid you're 131 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,800 right. I tell you what, Bill. 132 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,260 Why don't you run along and I'll join you later, just as soon as I find him. 133 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:22,140 Now, Loralee, let's not become the hysterical woman. The cat will come back 134 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,140 soon as he's hungry enough. 135 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,880 I'd better go with him before he starts getting suspicious. 136 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,460 You'll have to bring the stuff to me later. 137 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,600 Coming, Loralee? Oh, yes, Bill. 138 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:31,850 Tim can take care of everything. 139 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,150 Well, where will you be? 140 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:37,590 For the next two hours at the Pelican Club. After that, it's anybody's guess. 141 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,370 Rather you set him up. 142 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 yourself, Laura Lee? 143 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 No. 144 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,820 Oh, these sash weights make my ears feel like a bunch of bananas. 145 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,080 Ah, that feels better. 146 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,960 Distigial trappings remaining from the culture of a savage society. 147 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,340 It doesn't sound like you at all. 148 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:27,860 No, it doesn't, does it? 149 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:33,720 What's wrong, Laura Lee? No, no, no, no. I was just wondering if Tim found my 150 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,320 cat. Oh, forget about the cat. 151 00:08:37,609 --> 00:08:40,610 Morally, I've been looking forward to this moment for a long while. 152 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,850 Ever since the first day I met you. 153 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:46,570 Oh, there's the cigarette, girl. Would you mind, Bill? 154 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:49,370 Again? I bought you nine packs already. 155 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,630 Miss. 156 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:57,090 Just empty the tray on the table, Bill. 157 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:03,210 Thank you. 158 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:04,890 Well, now, why did you do that? 159 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:07,250 Because I don't want any more interruption. 160 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,070 Morley, I have something very important to say to you. 161 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,370 Well, don't you think we ought to order dinner? 162 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:17,670 No, I don't. 163 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,390 Really? 164 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:23,670 I'm sorry, but every time I get ready to say what's on my mind, you create a 165 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,470 diversion. It does seem that way, doesn't it? 166 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:34,130 Loralee, I'm on the verge of asking you to do something that will change both 167 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:35,130 our lives. 168 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,770 I could use a change right now. 169 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:43,950 I know I'm not a very romantic man, and I may be rather clumsy about the way I 170 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,190 propose. Mrs. Brown? 171 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:48,190 Mrs. Brown? 172 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:49,910 Oh, that's me. 173 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:51,930 Yes, madame. 174 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,870 There's a telepathy call for you in the booth. 175 00:09:54,810 --> 00:10:00,530 Uncle Martin? 176 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:06,140 Uncle Martin is calling you, Aunt Laura Lee. 177 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:14,300 Did you find the Egalite? Yeah, I got the bottle right here. Good work. But 178 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,480 empty. Good night. 179 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:19,140 If I only had some time, I could improvise something. Well, right now you 180 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,040 less than an hour. Now, come on, let's get out of here. Wait. 181 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,500 The earrings. 182 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,860 Earrings? How can you think of those at a time like this? I must get them. 183 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,120 Diamonds. Don't you see, Tim? 184 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,340 The mineral is almost the same as Egalite. 185 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,180 Corundum. High carbon component. 186 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,800 Oh. Where are they? 187 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,660 On the table. Wait here for me. If I'm not back in 30 seconds, come and get me. 188 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,660 Uh, it was Tim. He still hasn't been able to find my cat. I can't imagine 189 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,660 he got to. 190 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,460 Loralee, I've been thinking and I've reached a conclusion. 191 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,300 Oh, I knew you would. Of course, you're a detective. 192 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,360 Loralee. Where is he? 193 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:56,779 Where's who? 194 00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:57,780 Mr. McPhee. 195 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:01,520 Who's Mr. McPhee? My cat. Where is he? How do I know where he is? 196 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,680 Well, I thought you said you had a clue. I said I've come to a conclusion. 197 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,380 Your behavior is obvious. 198 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,840 You're in love with somebody else than O 'Hara. 199 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,820 That Tim O 'Hara, you didn't send for him, did you? 200 00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:30,830 Well, of course not. Now, why would I do that? 201 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,090 I don't know. 202 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,410 You've done a number of strange things this evening. 203 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:38,710 What's the 204 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:58,050 matter? 205 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,580 Why can't you get out of here? 206 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,700 Because you've got the tenacity of a bulldog without its compensating beauty. 207 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,960 You can just put up your antennas and disappear. No, I can't. They're on the 208 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960 other body. 209 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,620 Oh, I've got to do something drastic. He's coming. 210 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:12,860 Grab my arm. 211 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,360 Oh! 212 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,560 Oh! 213 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,360 Oh! Oh, my ankle. I twisted it. 214 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200 Oh! 215 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:26,020 An ice pack. 216 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,490 Oh, we'll get the cigarette girl to take you to the ladies' room. 217 00:12:28,710 --> 00:12:30,670 Oh, no, I couldn't do that. No, she should see a doctor. 218 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,710 You'll do nothing in the car. 219 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:41,010 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Pelican Club and 40 minutes of quality 220 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,010 entertainment. 221 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,810 40 minutes. Do you think your molecules can hold out? 222 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,269 No chance. 223 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:48,269 I've got to go to the whip. 224 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:51,870 The world's most celebrated magician, Monsieur Flamin. 225 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,400 Just a bird in a cage. 226 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,860 Watch. 227 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:03,680 The mystery of the empty phone. 228 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,880 Now for the illusions of the battle of millions. 229 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,980 I will need the assistance, however, of some lady or gentleman from the 230 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,620 audience. You, sir, would you mind assisting with this? 231 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:26,760 Madam? I never could understand how a person could be so imbecilic as to 232 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,640 volunteer to... What? 233 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,160 What? 234 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,160 How about you, sir? 235 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:40,940 I merely lock you in the trunk, cause you to vanish, and you'll reappear right 236 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,020 back here in your chair. 237 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,480 I'll be very happy to oblige. 238 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:56,510 What got into him? 239 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,530 Hypnosis. Only way out. 240 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,010 Oh. 241 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,270 What are we waiting for? Just a little insurance. 242 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,150 He's getting in the trunk now. 243 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,810 Just step right in the trunk. 244 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,330 Down at this end. 245 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,070 Sit down, if you will, pleaser. Just sit down. 246 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,310 Fine. 247 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:13,490 Right down in it. 248 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:17,970 The key, sir? 249 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,680 Just want to make sure he doesn't get out of that trunk before I get out of 250 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680 body. 251 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,520 Let's go. 252 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,800 Bring her in here. 253 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,340 Boy, I think she's getting heavier. How you coming? 254 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760 Almost done. 255 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:57,890 If my theory is correct, the carbon component in the diamond will refract 256 00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:58,709 laser beam. 257 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:03,170 If your theory is correct, Uncle Martin, aren't you sure? 258 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,490 We'll know in a minute. 259 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,230 There. Well, now what? 260 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,710 Turn it on, Tim. 261 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,170 Okay, Uncle Martin. Now, just say something. 262 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,530 Nuts. Now, that's just great. 263 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:34,810 Do you realize you have exactly 30 minutes before you become Mrs. Brown 264 00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:36,990 I should have known. 265 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,470 Paste. Paste? 266 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,930 Paste. 267 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,530 Imitation of phony diamond. No wonder it didn't work. 268 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,510 We've got to get a hold of a real diamond somewhere. 269 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,670 Well, now I know whether a girl's best friend. 270 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,090 Got it. 271 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,250 Brennan was about to propose. He must have a ring. 272 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,680 Has? That's just marvelous. 273 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,100 You just gave him the brush. 274 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,260 Take care of her until I come back. 275 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,480 Where are you going? 276 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,980 Back to the Pelican Club to get engaged. 277 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:19,260 Jack! All right, get back, get back. I'll do it myself. 278 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,820 Don't, don't, don't. You'll ruin the trunk. 279 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,490 Come on, sir. Are you all right? 280 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:35,470 Easy, sir. I'm all over here. The magician came to us. Highly recommended, 281 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,110 Just sit down. Easy. 282 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,210 Sir. 283 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,150 William, look at me. 284 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:52,270 As I was saying, a man would be an utter imbecile to let himself be locked up in 285 00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:52,849 a trunk. 286 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,350 Unless he didn't know what he was doing. 287 00:16:56,460 --> 00:17:02,140 Oh, I, uh, I sent him home. He was interfering with our, uh, with our 288 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,680 Oh, you chain. 289 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,400 Not yet, but I'm working on it. 290 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:14,020 Uh, why don't we leave this place and, uh, spend the rest of the evening at my 291 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,020 house? 292 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,640 Inconsistency, thy name is Wolf. 293 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:28,349 Something? Very. 294 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,270 You like some wine? 295 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,650 Thank you. 296 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,390 Soft lights, sweet music, wine. 297 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,490 Outburst of affection. 298 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:44,030 Uh, you were about to tell me something at the Pelican Club. 299 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,650 I certainly was. 300 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,490 You kept putting me off. 301 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,550 Well, it was too noisy in there. 302 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:54,650 It's possible I was too presumptuous and overbearing, but... 303 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,790 I don't have much experience in these matters. Well, now, don't think about 304 00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:58,990 Bill. Just tell me what's on your mind. 305 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,129 Laura Lee. 306 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,330 Yes? No. 307 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,210 I can't ask you. It wouldn't be right. Oh, it would, it would. 308 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:10,870 Ask me. 309 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,870 You sure you won't switch again? Don't say that. 310 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,830 I mean, well, say what you have to say and say it fast. 311 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,910 I thought women didn't like whirlwind courtships. 312 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,550 Believe me, I'm not an ordinary woman. 313 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,410 In a few weeks. A few weeks? 314 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,770 Oh, in ten minutes I'll be a gone goose. 315 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,250 I said, are you a man or a moose? 316 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,630 Yes. Well, say it already. 317 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,450 Will you... Yes, yes. Will you... Yes. 318 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,950 Will you accept this ring as a sign of my affection? 319 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:52,010 It's a real diamond. 320 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,970 Of course it's real. Do you suppose I'd have the gall to ask you to become my 321 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,130 wife and then hand you a phony? 322 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,000 Don't move. Stay right where you are. I have to show this to Tim. 323 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560 Wait. 324 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,220 Did you get it? 325 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:12,840 It was repulsive work, but I got it. 326 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,679 Where's Mrs. Brown? 327 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,520 Oh, I put her in the bedroom. Bring her in. I have to fix the reassembly. 328 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,480 Is Mrs. Brown here? I'm her brother, just in from Washington. 329 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,420 Oh, come in, come in. 330 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,320 I'm Detective Brennan. 331 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,420 Oh, you must be the chap she's been writing about. 332 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,260 She's very fond of you. I should hope so. She's got to be my wife. 333 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080 No. 334 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,440 Well, 335 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,760 let's have a drink on that, shall we? 336 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,660 You all set? 337 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,580 Ready. Hit the switch and keep your fingers crossed. 338 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080 Okay. 339 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220 Woo! 340 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,600 That was cutting it pretty fine. 341 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,740 Oh, thank heaven. 342 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,660 Is she going to be okay? 343 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:32,240 Yes. And when I bring her out of it, she'll have no recollection of any 344 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240 of the evening. 345 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,180 Take the ring out of the reassembler. 346 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600 Oh, yeah. 347 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,060 And two white paws. 348 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,660 I named him Mr. McKee after the gentleman who used to rent this 349 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750 Where's the flashlight? 350 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:50,950 Oh, there it is. 351 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:55,950 Bob, I don't think you have to worry about your cat, Mrs. Brown. I'm sure it 352 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,110 will show up safe and sound. Isn't that right, Uncle Martin? Of course. I'll see 353 00:20:59,110 --> 00:20:59,889 to it myself. 354 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,970 Oh, thank you. 355 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,490 Well, I'd better hurry downstairs. 356 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,050 Detective Brennan should be here any minute. 357 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,970 Really? How dare you? 358 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:22,910 I mean, really. 359 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,950 Friendship is friendship, but there's such a thing as carrying friendship too 360 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:26,950 far. 361 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,770 What's come over you? 362 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,050 And if you were any kind of a brother, well, you'd put him in his place. 363 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,650 But he told me that you were engaged to be married. 364 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:39,490 Engaged? Well, I think somebody should consult me about that. 365 00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,030 I don't understand. 366 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,770 Five minutes ago, you were the most loving. Five minutes ago? 367 00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:48,330 Now, Bill, I haven't seen you all day. 368 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:54,060 Loralee, are you saying that I didn't just give you a diamond ring? 369 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,120 Now, wait a minute. 370 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,940 Are you accusing my sister of something? 371 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:00,440 How are you going to square that? 372 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,920 Loralee, you can't be serious. 373 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,780 Do you deny that we spent two hours at the Pelican Club this evening? 374 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:12,240 I certainly do. I have not left this apartment since I came up here to look 375 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,199 my cat. 376 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,260 Isn't that right, Tim? 377 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,900 That's right, Detective Brennan. 378 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:22,020 Mrs. Brown has not left this house. Do you mean that I didn't bring you to your 379 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:25,120 house a little while ago? You did not. 380 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,340 He was in your house when I got there, Laura Lee. We had a drink together. 381 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,800 That's when he told me you were engaged. 382 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,600 Well, I'm afraid he's had too many drinks. 383 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,100 Come on, Leroy, I've had enough of this. 384 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:39,980 Oh, please accept my apologies for this gentleman's behavior. 385 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,960 Laura Lee, look, I beg you, please try to remember. 386 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:46,610 The ring. 387 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:52,070 When I gave it to you, you put a shot glass in your eye and examined the stone 388 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,190 to see if it was real. 389 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:59,510 But I... But she... Mr. Brennan, it's just possible you thought you gave Mrs. 390 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:00,630 Brown the ring. 391 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,250 Look in your pocket. 392 00:23:06,770 --> 00:23:13,490 I must be 393 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,710 losing my mind. 394 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:19,530 Well, as the saying goes, it's better to have loved and lost than never to have 395 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,530 loved at all. 396 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:31,390 Hiya, Martin. 397 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:35,830 Hey, have you got anything in your Martian kit that'll make a button stay 398 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:36,749 lost another one. 399 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,390 Yes, a very complicated device. 400 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,110 It's called a needle and thread. 401 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,350 Hysterical. 402 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880 Seen Mrs. Brown? 403 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,960 Yeah, Brennan offered her the ring again. 404 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Well? 405 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,040 She took it. 406 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,940 Then she gave it back again. 407 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:55,420 No. 408 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,220 Oh, yeah. Well, I'm afraid that romance is over. 409 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,760 At least for a while. Mrs. Brown says she needs some more time. 410 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,040 She doesn't believe that a woman should have a whirlwind courtship. 411 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,199 That's too bad. 412 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,500 Yeah, well, I think he'll offer it to her again, though. 413 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:10,860 Just as soon as she gets back. 414 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:12,370 From his rest cure. 415 00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,930 All shook up, eh? Oh, boy, wouldn't you be? 416 00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:17,450 Well, I don't feel so hot myself, you know. 417 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:20,970 Well, my advice to you is, get rid of that machine. 418 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:24,430 No, no, no, Tim. I've just about reached the perfect balance. 419 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,529 Well, I hope so. 420 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,130 Mrs. Brown is still looking for her cat. 421 00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:28,510 He's about ready to go home. 422 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:29,890 Look. 423 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,130 How did you do that? 424 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,950 Ingenuity. A step towards peace on Earth. 425 00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:40,530 Uncle Martin, you are a great man. 426 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,560 No, if you could only sew. 30760

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