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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,140 --> 00:00:09,100 The Earth rotates at a rate of... 15 degrees per hour. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,180 All right, what is the most abundant element by volume in Earth's crust? 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,360 Oxygen. 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,940 Man, we're going to crush this Earth science test. 5 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:22,480 Might as well change its name to Earth -bience, because after we're done with 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,720 this test, we'll be all like, fire science, you know? 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:27,920 No. 8 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:29,540 I don't know. 9 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,900 What's up, doobies? 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,100 We're in. 11 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:37,230 Anything going on this weekend? No. 12 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:41,450 And I'd like to keep it that way. I just, I need a break. It's been such a 13 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:42,450 week. 14 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:44,690 School, all this attention. 15 00:00:45,190 --> 00:00:46,330 I need a break from my mom. 16 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:49,430 Wait. 17 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,430 Why would you be getting a break from your mom? 18 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:53,670 I don't know. 19 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,510 I don't really know why I said that. 20 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,790 It's because your mom's going to a real estate convention this weekend, 21 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,130 remember? God damn it, Ben. 22 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,770 What'd I do? 23 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:05,580 Do you see this face? 24 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,440 This is the face of someone who wants to throw a party. 25 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,640 No. 26 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,720 No parties. Come on, Charles. Why not? Because I just said, like, I need a 27 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,000 break. The last thing I need is a bunch of drunk teenagers breaking stuff in my 28 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 house. 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,480 Fine. 30 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:21,658 No party. 31 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,500 Okay. I think a party sounds fun. 32 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,440 Yeah, for whoever doesn't have to clean it up in the morning. 33 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,240 There's no way I'm having a party. There's no way. 34 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:30,980 Hey, Charlie. 35 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,040 Brenda said you're having a party tonight. 36 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,540 Yeah. 37 00:01:34,609 --> 00:01:37,050 Yeah, I'm definitely having a party. 38 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:39,610 Well, I guess I'll see you tonight. 39 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,170 Okay, yeah, I'll see you. 40 00:01:42,070 --> 00:01:43,070 Bye, Luke. 41 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,170 What? There's not that much to clean up. 42 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:50,230 I love parties. I love throwing parties. 43 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,390 Don't forget, we're going drape shopping with my mom after school. 44 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:58,650 Oh, that's today? 45 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,010 Okay, but I have key... Key club. Yeah, 3 .30. 46 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:04,810 I know, but those meetings never last longer than an hour, so tell my mom 4 47 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,610 Okay, just remember we're eating with my mom. With your mom? Yeah, at 6. 48 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:08,949 We'll make it work. 49 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:14,530 Oh, God. 50 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:20,030 I know we're making the most of this little situation, but there are just a 51 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:21,790 things I would like to do by myself. 52 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:24,150 Great. I'll be right here if you need me. 53 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,940 Yo, what up, zombie? 54 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:36,340 Oh, Bryce, I'm not actually... Hey, man, how's it going? 55 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,080 Good, but... Ichiro. 56 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:41,800 I'm not actually a zombie. 57 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,600 You're used to it, man. 58 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,380 Once you label something at this school, you're stuck with it. 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,120 Like me and the name Eleanor. 60 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,380 Wait, that's not your name? 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,760 Nah, man. 62 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,020 It's Dennis. 63 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,180 Why does everyone call you Eleanor? 64 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,040 It was freshman year U .S. history class. 65 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,480 We were watching a video on FDR's New Deal. 66 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:06,920 I didn't have time for lunch that day, so I had a snicker bar stuffed in my 67 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,820 pocket. It was a king size, so it made quite the bulge. 68 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:15,360 Anyway, Teddy Lipinski saw it, and he thought it was a hard -on. 69 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,900 So he told everybody in class that I wanted to bone Franklin Delano 70 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,300 Why didn't you just show him as a candy bar? It just happened so fast. 71 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:24,780 I froze. 72 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,880 Before I knew it, everybody was calling me Eleanor. 73 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:31,010 As in FDR's wife, Eleanor Roosevelt. 74 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:36,310 I've tried everything to get the name to unstick, but nothing works. 75 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:39,430 What up, zombie? Yo, Eleanor. 76 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:41,830 Hey, Mason, I'm actually going by El now. 77 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:43,790 Sound good, Eleanor. 78 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,290 My school's hell. 79 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:18,790 I don't know how you do it, Ben. That was a perfect meal. 80 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,870 Perfect. Well, thank you. 81 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:22,550 I hope you save room for dessert. 82 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:25,970 I made blueberry buckle from a recipe I got off aldenbrown .com. 83 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,410 I don't want to toot my own horn, but toot toot. 84 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:33,310 Well, it sounds delicious, but I gotta go if I'm gonna make my flight. Please, 85 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,249 allow me. 86 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,470 Oh, thank you, Ben. 87 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,010 I guess it's true what they say. 88 00:04:38,990 --> 00:04:39,990 Chivalry is dead. 89 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,370 Is that it? 90 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:47,590 Chivalry is dead. Chivalry is dead. That is too funny, Laurel, too funny. 91 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:50,890 You sure you're two going to be okay by yourselves this weekend? 92 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:53,710 Yeah, Mom, definitely. 93 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,110 You have nothing to worry about. 94 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:59,230 That's exactly what someone would say if I had something to worry about. 95 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:06,290 Okay, Mom, you got me. We're having a huge party tonight. 96 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,040 Actually, Ren's in the pantry right now with a dolly ready to wheel out all the 97 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,500 party supplies because we're going to burn this mother down. 98 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,600 Mother. 99 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:22,900 Fine. Call me if there's any problems. I'll see you on Sunday. 100 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,940 Bye. Take care, Laurel. 101 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:26,180 Safe travels. 102 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:27,420 Thank you. 103 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:43,990 That would never exist. 104 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:50,030 Sorry, you know, it would have been shorter if Ben hadn't served three 105 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:53,770 Hey, I didn't hear you complaining when you were stuffing your face with my pan 106 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,510 -seared scallop and beet puree starter. 107 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:57,130 I was not stuffing my face. 108 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,770 Um, what's with the buckets and tissues? 109 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:05,290 It's a high school party, Ben. 110 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:08,210 Someone always pukes, someone always cries. 111 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,360 Is this your first party? 112 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:15,120 Um, does a wedding count? 113 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:16,620 No. 114 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:17,700 How about a bar mitzvah? 115 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:21,920 No. What about free cone day at Ben and Jerry's? Because that can get pretty 116 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,920 wild. 117 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,760 Okay, this is my first party. 118 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,160 Should I be nervous? 119 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,900 I really don't know what to expect. 120 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,860 I suppose I can win everyone over with a magic trick. No! 121 00:06:33,740 --> 00:06:34,740 No magic. 122 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:36,280 See? These are things I need to know. 123 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,120 We should come up with like a code word you can say if you see me making a fool 124 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,740 of myself. Something like, uh... 125 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,710 Peanut butter milkshake. 126 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,770 Ben, relax. 127 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:49,270 It's going to be fine. Just pace yourself and you'll have a really good 128 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,330 Trust me. 129 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:51,990 Pace myself. 130 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:53,650 Got it. 131 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,800 Stop being so aggressive. You can scare her away. 132 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,080 She'll wait for that. 133 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,300 Look at her just sitting over there all innocent. 134 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:42,490 Poor girl. I have no idea what's coming for her. 135 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:43,930 What's coming for her? 136 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:46,570 I'm not sure yet. 137 00:07:46,610 --> 00:07:49,170 Just testing the fences for weaknesses, you know? 138 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,570 Trying to find a way in. 139 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,950 You're like a sexual velociraptor. 140 00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:56,630 I am, aren't I? 141 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,610 I'm like a sexual velociraptor. 142 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:02,990 Hello, ladies! 143 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:04,690 Oh, God. 144 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:09,290 Either of you want to have sex with my boner tonight? 145 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:10,800 What? Ew. 146 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:12,620 What? 147 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:20,440 So is that a no on the boner sex, or... No, I'm really asking. 148 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:26,060 See, I haven't told many people about this, but I suffer from a condition 149 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,440 social -emotional agnosia. 150 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:30,640 It means I have a hard time picking up on nonverbal social cues. 151 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,640 Needless to say, it's made high school tough for me. 152 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:37,159 Not being able to relate to, like, fellow classmates enough. 153 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:42,659 Wow, Mason, I had no idea. Yeah, I'm really, I'm sorry. 154 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:44,300 No, I'm just playing. 155 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,620 I just made all that up so you guys would feel bad and want to have boner 156 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,620 tonight. 157 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:58,660 No, Mason, take your boner elsewhere. 158 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,860 All right, all right. 159 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,840 Okay, he's here. 160 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,460 Cheers. 161 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,800 Hey, what's up? You guys look great. 162 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,920 You got enough to drink? 163 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:21,980 Yeah, 164 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,180 hey, good to see you guys. 165 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,560 Good to see you. 166 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Hey, Charlie. 167 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,180 Hey, Luke. I didn't see you. 168 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,700 Thank you for coming. 169 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 Thanks for having me. 170 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:40,520 Do you want a beer? I happen to be holding two. 171 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Thank you. 172 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,240 Oh. 173 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,760 What was it like coming back to life? 174 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,080 It's kind of like getting your wisdom teeth out, you know? I don't really 175 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,720 remember much, just waking up in a coffin. 176 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 Wow. 177 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 Creepy. 178 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,680 Good thing you want a creme, baby. 179 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:09,809 Holy crap. 180 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,810 Yeah, 181 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,350 I never thought of that. 182 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,430 Good thing I wasn't cremated. 183 00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:22,290 Hey, want to stick a fork in that wallet right there and see what happens? 184 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:25,210 Yeah. 185 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:27,570 I like your house. 186 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,810 It's very house -like. 187 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,070 Do you want the tour? 188 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:36,630 Please. 189 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:40,650 Uh, cool. So that, um, that's the living room. 190 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:42,910 That is the kitchen. 191 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:49,390 Do you want to see the upstairs? Yeah. Yeah. 192 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,130 Definitely. 193 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:04,510 You okay? 194 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:05,850 Yeah. 195 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,380 I guess to answer your question, I'd have to say football is my favorite 196 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:31,620 I didn't ask you a question. 197 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400 Definitely football. 198 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,760 Mm -hmm. 199 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,580 Get the touchdowns they give me. 200 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:39,000 I love scoring touchdowns. 201 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,679 Love it. 202 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,700 But enough about me. 203 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,320 Let's talk about you. 204 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,320 How do you feel about me scoring touchdowns? 205 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,260 Um, I don't know. 206 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700 Neutral. 207 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,740 Sweet. 208 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:56,430 You sure you're good with just water? 209 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,630 Because I can go make you a drink if you want. 210 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,470 Actually, I will take a cup of whatever takes the longest to make. 211 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,710 You got it. 212 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:15,990 Hey, make some special coming right up. Hope you like fruit. 213 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,270 Sup? 214 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,940 That is the hallway. These are the staircase, the original floorboards, 215 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,860 actually. Light switch. 216 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,480 Another one right here. 217 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,460 And here is my room. 218 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,780 You need to be near Ben at all times, right? 219 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,640 Is it cool that you're this far away from him? 220 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:47,120 Yeah, no. He's below us in the kitchen, so we're above him. So he's fine. 221 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,260 I like the painting. 222 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:11,740 Thanks. 223 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,200 My dad painted it. 224 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,380 Oh. 225 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Sorry. 226 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,260 Why are you sorry? 227 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:26,220 I... Uh... I'm not really sure. 228 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Sorry. 229 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,300 About being sorry. 230 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:34,920 I can see where you get your talent from. 231 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,750 I like how it's a hybrid of objective and non -objective art. 232 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,250 Oh, yeah? 233 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,350 I have no idea what that means, actually. 234 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:52,550 I know nothing about art. I should have just gone with my first thought. 235 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:55,110 The flowers look cool. 236 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,650 Roses. 237 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,830 I like my metal name. 238 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,910 Charlotte Rose. 239 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,940 That's a beautiful name. 240 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:11,860 It suits you. 241 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,040 You know I'm not like you, right? 242 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,960 I'm not, you know, what, like a Virgo? 243 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,160 I know, your birthday's in June. 244 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:32,580 No, I mean, like, I'm not... Wait, how do you know my birthday's in June? 245 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,439 Okay, busted. 246 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,440 I may have... 247 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,680 Dr. Instagram one or two times. 248 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760 Or 30. 249 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,380 Wait, really? 250 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:51,600 Do you want me to go? I can leave you alone. No, no, no, you can just stay. 251 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,340 You know, this Austin Brown really know how to buckle a blueberry. 252 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,580 I can't believe Charlie's upstairs right now with that back, Devin. 253 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,220 It's like April 8, 2012 all over again. 254 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,440 What happened April 8, 2012? 255 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,480 Nothing. 256 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,120 Oh, does she know how much he means to you? 257 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Of course. 258 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,660 I tell her, like, pretty much every day. 259 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,340 Just words, man. 260 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,960 That's all they are. 261 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,520 If you really like this girl... 262 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,360 You need to start thinking bigger than just why. 263 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,320 What do you mean? 264 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,680 You saying pretty in pink? 265 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:50,740 I really am sorry about your homecoming pitch the other day. 266 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,040 I mean, I feel stupid we're doing the zombie idea. 267 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,920 No, no, it's... 268 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:18,260 i still feel terrible so but 269 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:23,060 while we're on the subject of homecoming 270 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:29,880 um would you maybe want 271 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,020 to charlie you got to come down quick it's something horrible happened to ben 272 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,340 it's horrible come on 273 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,170 On the night... 274 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,000 I'm so, so sorry. 275 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,460 It was not supposed to go down like that. 276 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,080 Well, I should probably go talk to him. 277 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840 Where did he go? 278 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,280 He ran out the side door. 279 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:30,979 Okie dokie. 280 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:31,919 Wish me luck. 281 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920 You know what? 282 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,560 Let me take care of this. 283 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Are you sure? 284 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480 Yeah. 285 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,840 Yeah, it's better this way. 286 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,620 I'm sure you're the last person Ben wants to see right now. 287 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,160 You're going to eat this. Bro was thinking a little misty -eye. 288 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,580 Thanks, Dennis. 289 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600 What would you call me? 290 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,420 Dennis. 291 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,540 That's your name, right? 292 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,320 Yeah. 293 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,580 Yeah. 294 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,160 That guy's awesome. 295 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720 I know. 296 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,540 Wait. I thought your name was Eleanor. 297 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,250 Ben? You out here? 298 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410 Hey, man. 299 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,090 Need a tissue? 300 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,630 Why would I need... I'm not crying. 301 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,070 Oh, yeah. 302 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:49,850 Of course you're not. 303 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960 I really liked your song. 304 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,940 Until the end there. 305 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500 Stupid. 306 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,780 I just wanted to do something big. You know, like Ducky in Pretty in Pink. 307 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,160 And Charlie would see how much I like her. 308 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,220 Yeah. 309 00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:25,100 You know, Ducky doesn't end up with the girl, right? 310 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,780 He doesn't? 311 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320 No. 312 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,500 She picked the preppy kid. 313 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,440 Right? Why'd you think you needed to do something big anyway? 314 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360 What do you think? 315 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,400 To compete with you? 316 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,180 Look at me and then look at you. 317 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 You're amazing. 318 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,900 You know how many hours I've wasted staring in the mirror trying to smile 319 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:51,900 you? 320 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,220 So many. 321 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,500 I still can't get it down. 322 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,220 Yes, that one. 323 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,480 God damn, that thing's majestic. 324 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:05,110 How do you do that? I think you give me too much credit, Ben. 325 00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,450 I have insecurities, just like everyone else. 326 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:12,270 Oh, okay, yeah, sure you do. 327 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,790 No, I'm serious. 328 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:16,750 You know how many shirts I tried on before I settled on this one? 329 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:19,330 Seven. 330 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,810 I tried on seven different shirts. 331 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,470 And you know what? I'm still not entirely convinced I chose the right 332 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:31,830 I would have gone with, like, a navy. 333 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,150 You know, to match that olive -skin tone of yours. 334 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,030 I can't believe I'm the guy at the party that puked and cried. 335 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,170 Hey. 336 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,150 We've all been there. 337 00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:58,790 Really? 338 00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,740 No. Not at all, man. 339 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,360 Ben. 340 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:22,440 I'm really sorry that I asked for Charlie's phone number at your wake. 341 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,340 I was cold. 342 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,760 I wasn't. 343 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,860 A nuclear bomb could be falling out of the sky, about to obliterate all of 344 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,900 mankind, and it'd still be an appropriate time to ask for Charlie's 345 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,680 Yeah. 346 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760 You know what? 347 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,300 You should ask her to homecoming. 348 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,700 What? 349 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,860 You're not going to? 350 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,900 Nah. 351 00:23:58,830 --> 00:23:59,950 That's not really my style. 352 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,650 I prefer to go stag to those kinds of things anyway. 353 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:08,810 How you feeling? 354 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,550 Great. 355 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,710 You know, and as soon as the world stops spinning and I regain my vision, it'll 356 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:16,710 probably be even better. 357 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,200 Beds are the best. 358 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:39,980 Pillows, too. 359 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,640 And you got blankets to the mix. 360 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,360 Forget about it. 361 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,560 Sorry I puked on your rug. 362 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,700 It's okay. 363 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,020 I think Eleanor cleaned up most of it anyway. 364 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,400 Can I question you? 365 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,740 Ask you? 366 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,340 Can I question, ask you a question? Can you ask me a question? 367 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,700 Sure. 368 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,100 You go to homecoming with me? 369 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,340 I mean, I don't really have a say in the matter. 370 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,840 We have to be within 30 feet of each other at all times. 371 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,060 Remember? 372 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400 So that's a yes? 373 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,960 Yeah. Yes. That's a yes. 374 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,320 What are you doing? 375 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,140 Oh, I'm so happy right now. I want to dance, but this is the only part of my 376 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,140 body I can move. 377 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:48,180 I'm just surprised to find out that Luke hadn't asked you. 378 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,260 How did you know Luke hadn't asked me? 379 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880 Because he told me. 380 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,140 Then why would he tell you that? 381 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,700 How's Ben doing? 382 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:14,820 He'll live. 383 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,680 Yeah, I mean, like, you know, he won't live. 384 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,300 Not living, but yeah, he'll be fine. 385 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,200 Hey, you really don't need to clean. I was going to do it in the morning. 386 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600 Oh, I don't mind. 387 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:31,760 Besides, I'm Mason's ride, and I don't think he's getting up anytime soon. 388 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,680 Hey, Luke, did you... 389 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,280 Did you tell Ben to ask me to homecoming? 390 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,140 Just make sure you save a dance for me. 391 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,880 Okay? 392 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,360 Okay. 393 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,880 Uh, where's your broom? 394 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,380 Uh, in the pantry. 395 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240 Oh. 396 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,100 Sorry. 397 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:14,180 Can I just get the broom? 398 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280 Thanks. 399 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:26,240 You want me to keep this open, or...? I'll just close it. 400 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:52,130 Thank you. 26712