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Whose phone is that?

It's coming from over here.

Who has their phone on?

It's right here, Cliff.

Oh. No, no, no, no. Let me answer that for you. What's so important that it

couldn't wait?

Hello.

He is in class right now.

This is his teacher.

Yes, I will.

Was it my mother?

It was your mother.

Was it about my grandfather?

Yeah, it was.

How is he? He just died.

I'm kidding! He just got out of the hospital. He's gonna be good.

Don't have your phone on in class.

Lesson for all of you.

Phones are off.

Maybe next time I won't tell you right away. I will let you go a couple of

thinking he's dead.

Keep your phones off.

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's

ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life gone by.

I'm awesome.

Morning, gentlemen.

Morning, sir.

Oh, Duncan, you need to find someone to help you coach the volleyball team.

Yeah, I'll grab Simon. He'll do it. No, Mr. Hunt has decided he doesn't want to

do it.

No. Simon, you want to coach with me, right?

Oh, I didn't really enjoy my last experience.

Anyway, let me know when you find someone.

Sir, I'll just do it myself. They're little girls. No, I need two people.

No. Perhaps I could be of assistance.

I used to play.

Oh, sure you did.

Volleyball? Yes.

Well, there you go. That's perfect. Thank you, Mr. Leon. No, no, no. That's

going to work. Seriously?

Are you joking?

Sir, we don't even really see eye to eye. Mr. Duncan.

A great coach can adapt to any circumstance, correct?

Yes. Are you a great coach? Yes.

So then you'll adapt.

Thank you, gentlemen.

So, what time's practice?

3 .30.

Okay.

A .M. or P .M.? Oh, my God.

P .M.

I have to move some things around.

This is going to be fun.

Jared!

Why don't you want to coach with me?

What are we talking about again?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I forgot to touch this.

What is that?

Trudy, I'd like you to meet Feather Flocklier.

Why are you holding your bird?

Well, because after seven years of good time, it would seem as though he or she

is on his or her last legs.

Okay.

And? And?

We've just been through so much together. I don't want him or her to be

when he or she passes.

Yeah, okay.

Listen, I'm really sorry, but I'm afraid it might be a distraction.

Judy, please.

Come on.

Robert. Please.

Okay, fine.

Thank you.

Hear that, little buddy?

You can stay, Feather.

Hello, fellow coach.

We're not really fellow coaches.

Excuse me? Well, I don't have a clue why you want to coach.

I've never seen a librarian.

I love volleyball.

I think I can bring some interesting things to the table.

I've actually drawn up some drills that we could go over together.

Let me explain it to you, okay?

You're not going to be doing drills.

You're not going to be creating drills.

You're not going to be running drills.

All right?

If you want to coach with me, I'm fine with that.

But you need to understand that I'm going to be the one doing the drills and

running the team. You're just going to assist me.

Right? You're just going to be there and follow my lead and be there for me when

I need something.

Okay? Okay? Coach?

And you're like a helper coach. Oh.

And if we both know our roles and we understand our situation going into it,

it'll work out fine.

How could it not?

Agreed?

Agreed. Okay.

This looks fine, hon. You're going to do great. You think so?

Yeah. Okay.

Just press it once?

Okay. The quiz team will be meeting in room 403 today at 3 .30. Don't be late,

or as Benjamin Franklin said, he that rises late must trot all day.

So don't be late, or you'll be a horse.

In mythology, there's a horseman called a centaur.

There's also a bullman called a manator.

We'll probably learn about that.

So don't be late.

Quick. Team 40333. Thank you.

Wow. That was... Was it okay?

It was awful.

Was it really that bad, Sprutty?

I'm going to stay out of this one.

It was pretty bad.

Well, you could give me some constructive criticism.

You know, like, tell me what I can do better next time.

Okay. Well, you know what? Just start with everything and go from there.

Bring it in. Let's go.

Bring it in. Let's go.

All right.

All right.

Today we're going to work on our forearm path.

Today we're going to work on our forearm path.

I'm a good passer.

Eh, not so much.

Not so much.

Remember to keep your feet shoulder -width apart.

Feet are shoulder -width apart.

Can you stop this?

The path actually comes from... The path actually comes from... Where does the

path come from, Mr. Leung? Where does the path come from, Mr. Leung? The path

actually comes from your... The path actually comes from your... Your what?

Your what?

I'm sorry Mr. Leung is being such a child. I'm sorry Mr. Leung.

Comes from your... Comes from your legs.

You gotta grow up right now.

You got to grow up right now.

So take a ball and go to the other side. I'll go to the other side.

What are you doing?

I'm just doing exactly what you asked me to do, coach.

No, I didn't ask you to repeat everything I say.

Oh, I'm sorry, coach.

Look, I thought you wanted to do this. What's going on? Oh, I did, coach.

Until I was scolded like a little child and put in my place.

Now my goal has changed.

Oh, is that right? Yeah.

Shall we get back to practice, coach?

Are you breathing, Bill?

I'm breathing.

Of course he's breathing. He's talking. Do you mind?

Jerry, come on. Just coach something else. Just coach something else? You

that's how it works?

No.

Callahan asked me to coach this, so I'm stuck with him. Well, as Brenda here has

taught me, we can't control what happens around us, Jerry.

Only how we react to it.

I'm good at knowing stuff.

You're good at knowing stuff.

Jerry, just ignore him.

He'll be fine. Yeah, I think you're right. Just ignore him. If I ignore him,

he'll stop bugging me. Do you know what else you could do? Do you know what else

you can do?

Shh.

That's good.

Ignore her.

Yeah, ignore me.

So this gets you girls doing all this?

Oh, my God.

Judy, do you have those phone numbers I need?

What? The phone numbers I needed.

I can't hear you.

Do you have the phone numbers I needed?

They're right there.

Robert, clearly.

The bird is doing fine. No.

Feather's being so courageous at such a painful time.

Hard to know what'll happen when the moment... Okay, look.

Robert, I'm really sorry that you're going through this, but you said the

feather flock there wouldn't be disruptive. But it's beyond noisy.

Really? You don't find it relaxing?

Could you maybe just close your door?

Okay, but Feather doesn't like being in confined spaces.

It lives in a cage, you idiot.

I need to make an announcement.

Okay.

Students are in between classes.

Attention, members of the quiz team. Tonight's practice starts at 3 .30 p .m.

sharp. This is in preparation for our big match coming up next week.

That should shut Ms. Galka's fat, catty mouth.

She is such a know -it -all, I just can't stand it.

You want me to go ahead and turn that mic off for you?

Here we go.

She's gonna... Run.

Hey, a few more minutes.

Hello, coach.

What are you doing?

Oh, I just wanted to check the air pressure I put in these volleyballs was

your standards.

And why would I care?

That's great. They look great. So that's perfect.

Thank you, Mr. Leung.

And the water bottles?

What about them?

Would you like water in them again?

Yes, that would be great if you did that.

Thank you so much for coming by.

I know what you're doing.

It's not going to bother me anymore.

So thank you. If there's nothing else you need, we'll see you soon.

Bye. Now it's my turn.

Weirdo.

Well, he's a weirdo. Sorry.

Hi, Simon.

Hi there.

Hi.

So... So, how you doing?

Fine. Good. Yeah, good.

Super. So, um, are we fine? Oh, sure. We're fine. We're great.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, except for that comment about the catty mouth thing.

Right. Uh, about that, I, um, I was totally joking.

That's a joke. Yeah, see, watch this. Hey, Simon, you big fat head.

What? You big fat head.

Simon.

Okay, I didn't know before, but now I do. That's a joke.

Yeah, super fun.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm not good at this.

What are you doing starting without me? I just thought I would call the girls in

early so they're warmed up for when you arrive.

Oh, well, very kind of you, Mr. Leung, but please don't do that again, and

please don't teach them the incorrect technique.

Now, Kira, I'm going to show you how to serve today.

It's okay, sir.

Coach Leung already went over it with me.

I'm editing coach.

Coach Leung helped me as well.

Again, I'm editing coach Leung.

Coach Leung said I need to keep my weight on my back foot more.

That's true.

Is that what he said?

He's a great coach. Oh, great assistant coach.

Wow. Come on in, everybody.

What should we work on now, coach?

I will tell you, Kira.

First understand that I am the head coach.

So we call me Coach Duncan.

Or Coach D.

Girls, Mr. Duncan is right. He is the coach.

I am the assistant.

Let's bring it in and we'll do our little cheer we came up with this

What do you mean cheer? We don't have a cheer.

We don't have a... Coach Leon!

Cute. Cute.

Well, then, I guess if you're the coach, then you should demonstrate how we pass

the ball. Come on, I'll serve it to you, and you can pass it. Come on. Yeah, we

want to see. This is what a coach does.

So get yourself in your ready position, Coach Leung.

Yeah, come on. Here we go. I will hit the ball to you, and you will pass it.

Show them how it's done. Here we go. Ready?

All right.

Oh, that was a good one. Arms out.

Oh, that's not going to help. Remember,

wow, you got to get an arm on it. Maybe just try to touch the ball.

Oh, no.

Bend the legs just like you told them.

Oh, no.

What happened there?

Come on, coach.

Come on.

Be ready, please.

Here we go. Come on.

Oh, we're not done yet.

Wasn't so easy, was it? Come on.

Oh.

You want to be the coach. Mr. Duncan.

Can I speak to you for a second?

This is you working together, Duncan. This is you being a good coach, working

through your differences.

I was using him as an example. Of what?

How to get pummeled?

It's true, sir.

It was an exercise.

It was?

Yes. Mr. Duncan, coach, was teaching the kids about unsportsmanlike conduct.

You agreed to this?

Yes, sir.

Mr. Duncan's techniques are unorthodox, but I'm learning so much from him.

Really? Yeah.

All right.

Don't get hurt. Thank you, sir.

So, do you want to apologize for interrupting?

Who's a good bird?

You are a good bird.

Feather? Feather!

Oh, thank God.

Is that, um... Yeah.

I'm really sorry, Robert.

Thank you, Trudy.

I lost a best friend today.

Seven years of love.

Gone. Wow, that's sad.

I mean, this is sad.

Do you think you could handle the arrangements?

I just, I don't think I can.

Yeah, yeah, of course I will.

Amazing, Grace.

Pardon? Feather's favorite song.

If you could perform it.

Do you think you could bury Feather facing the east so that here she can see

sunrise every single day?

Yep. Yeah, I'll take care of it all.

Why don't you just head on home, okay?

It's going to be so quiet.

You're not kidding.

So, I gotta ask.

Why'd you bail me out back there?

Well, I realized that if you found out the truth, you might split us up.

And I wouldn't get to coach with you anymore.

Really? Yeah.

I've really enjoyed this.

And if you made me leave, I just... wouldn't get to continue making your

a living hell.

Is that right?

Yes, because this way, I get to keep tormenting you all year.

Every practice, every game, every bus ride.

Hi, Bobby.

Hey, you can't make an announcement now. I have to.

Attention students at Xavier Academy, this is Ms. Mason speaking.

As some of you might have heard earlier, I said some things about Ms. Galka that

were a little mean and hurtful.

I just wanted to say I was hurt, and I truly didn't mean any of it.

I mean, sure, Miss Galka can be hard on me at times.

Most of the time, actually, she's pretty hard on me.

And, you know, I've been nothing but supportive and kind to her, so that's

really weird that she'd be like that to me, because I'm a good friend.

You know, last year, I went out of my way to find her a... Very special

gift. What did she get me?

Absolutely nothing. She didn't even say hi to me on my birthday, let alone give

me a gift.

So I didn't take any of it back. I stand by what I said.

So there.

What the hell was that?

When is her birthday?

I don't know.

Was she Celine Dion going with the microphone?

Mr. Malik, there's tons of room left in that garbage.

There's no need to replace the bag.

Allow me to show you.

Simply press down on the contents of the waste paper basket and you can increase

the bag's life by up to 50%. See?

Thank you for that. It was therapeutic almost.

Allowed me to forget about Feather.

Just so we're on the same page. Again, pick up all the balls, put them away,

take the net down, put the poles away, lock everything up, and I go home.

See ya.

Okay, come on.

Come on. That it? Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Here we go.