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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,663 Thank you. 2 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,583 Now, would anyone else like to share? 3 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:45,920 I'm Tami. 4 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,465 - Hi, Tami. - Hi. 5 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:50,676 Things have been okay. 6 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:52,845 Yeah. Um... 7 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:57,682 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 8 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,685 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 9 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,728 Uh, sorry. 10 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,731 Um... Try Something Different Year. 11 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,318 It's like a thing we found online. 12 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,362 We decided to try it out once I got better. 13 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,364 Um... 14 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:15,826 Uh... 15 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,705 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 16 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,958 But, um... 17 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,752 You know, I still just live with the terror 18 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:26,879 that it's gonna come back. 19 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,673 It's not coming back. 20 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,761 He always says that, but, you know, 21 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,514 I just have a lot of anxiety. 22 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,433 Focusing on my business really helps. 23 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,477 Um... 24 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:46,357 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 25 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,776 - So... - Devin? 26 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,612 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 27 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,116 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 28 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,035 it's really helped me. 29 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,455 You know, community is so important. 30 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,042 But I worry. 31 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,754 Will I ever see my son graduate? 32 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,342 Will I ever orgasm again? 33 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,222 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 34 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:22,141 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 35 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,352 Yeah. Hmm. 36 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,104 Craig. 37 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,481 Anything you wanna share? 38 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,819 Everything is really awesome. 39 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,822 Tami deserves a parade. 40 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,367 And I'm orgasming fine. 41 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,000 I'll share, I'll share. 42 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:51,088 Um... this has been a great week for me. 43 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,300 Craig. 44 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,969 The mailman screwed up again. 45 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,722 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 46 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,315 Craig Waterman. 47 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:13,318 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 48 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,903 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 49 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,529 I'll be up there in two seconds. 50 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,449 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 51 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,260 Hello? 52 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,138 Hello? 53 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,896 Hi. 54 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,022 Howdy. 55 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:53,108 Are you... Austin? 56 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,109 Guilty. 57 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,904 Yeah, the, uh, mailman screwed up. 58 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,658 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 59 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,409 Oh, with the "for sale" sign? 60 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,371 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 61 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:07,830 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 62 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,124 to know you, but yeah, we're leaving. 63 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,459 Sorry about this. 64 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,460 Oh, not your fault. 65 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,295 It's the mailman, he always messes up. 66 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,464 Oh, well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 67 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,549 Yeah. I didn't open it or look in or anything. 68 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,344 - I know that that's illegal. - Oh. 69 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,596 - Thank you. - Yep. No worries. 70 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,056 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 71 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,351 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 72 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,438 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 73 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,065 You too, Austin. 74 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,755 Full mug coming through here. 75 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,340 Careful, careful, careful. 76 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,342 Full mug. 77 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,473 Hey, java king! 78 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,559 Fuckin' moron. 79 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,646 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. 80 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,939 Sam is on. 81 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,274 How was everyone's weekend? 82 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,592 I need to get a bigger car. 83 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,926 I know. Let's sell the house first. 84 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,011 I can't fit this stuff. 85 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,680 Look what happened, it fell over. 86 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,266 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 87 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,225 Hi. 88 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,144 You didn't steal anything, did you? 89 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,772 House has got good bones, right? 90 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,357 Sorry my wife's stuff was everywhere. 91 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,358 Yeah. 92 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,860 - Beautiful neighborhood too. - Yeah. 93 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,278 Nice people there. 94 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,031 Really good people there. 95 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,657 You have a good day. 96 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:07,659 Awesome. 97 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,620 Shit. 98 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,081 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 99 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,582 Can you put that in the front? 100 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,833 Like, try and find a spot? 101 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,043 I don't know where to put it. 102 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,463 Yes, yes, yes. Ow, I got water on me! 103 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,173 Stevie. 104 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,176 Can you pass me that, please? 105 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,183 Super beautiful. 106 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,726 - Thank you. - What are those? 107 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,978 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin, 108 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,106 he brought these over for us earlier. 109 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,441 He also invited you over for a drink 110 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,528 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 111 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,197 You don't know my schedule. 112 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,698 You sit there every night. 113 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,866 It might be nice to have a pal, 114 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,076 you know, a bud. 115 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,662 Hello, Tami's Florals. Steven speaking. 116 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,372 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 117 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,706 There's a new Marvel out 118 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,250 that's supposed to be nuts. 119 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,584 We should go see that. 120 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,254 Uh, my ex-boyfriend Devin, 121 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:04,340 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 122 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,883 Thank you so much. 123 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,636 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 124 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,720 Extra lavender. 125 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,056 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 126 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,057 It's just you and I. 127 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,809 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 128 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:16,144 I already saw it. It's sort of... 129 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,604 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 130 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,773 What's going on? 131 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,316 Honey. 132 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,110 Please don't go out with this fucking 133 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,611 dumb clown tonight. 134 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,864 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 135 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,032 People are saying it's actually nuts. 136 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,325 It's driving people crazy. 137 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,745 It's nacho, nacho time! 138 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,372 Never... 139 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,582 Never underestimate the nacho. 140 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,375 Yummy. Oh, good work. 141 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,710 Mwah! 142 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,711 Delicious, huh? 143 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:42,962 - It's good. - Anyway, I gotta go. 144 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,630 - But I love you. - Have fun. 145 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,966 See you later. Thank you. 146 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,801 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 147 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,013 Honey. Go. 148 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:52,598 You... 149 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,031 Mmm. 150 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,534 Oh, you know, I, uh, 151 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,536 I actually got those speed bumps 152 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,330 put in on our street. 153 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,998 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 154 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,625 dealing with the city. 155 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,043 But now the whole neighborhood's 156 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,920 not a goddamn racetrack. 157 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,254 Well, thank you. 158 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,339 Welcome. 159 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,840 Well, what do you do for a living? 160 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,968 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh, 161 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,553 I pay those criminals at the bank 162 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,431 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 163 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,101 You're a weatherman? 164 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,645 I usually work evenings, 165 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,271 but I got tonight off. 166 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,773 I knew you looked familiar. 167 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,193 That's so awesome. 168 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,653 What do you do for a living? 169 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,697 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 170 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,698 We work with clients 171 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,158 who are trying to make their products 172 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,201 more habit forming. 173 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,911 I work with apps, specifically. 174 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,371 Like... 175 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,581 trying to get people addicted to products? 176 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:04,460 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming." 177 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,630 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 178 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,507 So when the person tries to detach themselves 179 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:12,551 from the product, they become extremely displeased 180 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,553 and they just continue using it. 181 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,931 Fucking brutal. 182 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,018 Yeah, it's brutal. 183 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,980 I got a product you might like. 184 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:25,899 All right. 185 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,943 Porno mag? 186 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,280 Better. 187 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:32,864 Look familiar? 188 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,409 That's the box from my yard. 189 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,292 What's this? 190 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,544 That's a 400,000-year-old 191 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:50,715 stone hand axe carved by Homo Erectus. 192 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:54,011 These are the first human objects ever made. 193 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,595 You're holding the very same tool 194 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:01,601 that some ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 195 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:06,689 As they paused in awe to watch the land 196 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:11,402 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 197 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,165 Whoa, buddy. 198 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,374 Oh! 199 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,418 Oh... 200 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,003 Shoot! Uh... 201 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,296 Oh, I'm so sorry. 202 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,797 I am so sorry. This never... 203 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,342 Oh, fuck. 204 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,093 Let's go somewhere. 205 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,178 Uh... 206 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,096 It's a school night for me. 207 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,807 I'll get you a clean shirt. 208 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,187 Okay. 209 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,396 All right. 210 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,829 What's here? 211 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,122 Come on, come on. 212 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,710 This way. 213 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,510 Quick! 214 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,886 Before the pigs see us. 215 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,841 It's the Aqueduct. 216 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,468 It was built in 1837. Look at this. 217 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,178 It connects the entire city. 218 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,930 Oh, my God. 219 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,391 Aw, fuck! 220 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,976 I got stuff all over me. 221 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,311 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 222 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,105 a little bit more of my money. 223 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,315 - OV what? - Ocean View Dining. 224 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,359 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 225 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,777 Hmm. 226 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,696 - Wow. Looks good. - Yeah. 227 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,197 Yeah, this is all OVD. 228 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,157 Nice. 229 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,325 - All this is. Yeah. - All right. 230 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,786 They even make food. 231 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,167 This way. 232 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,514 All right. 233 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,850 There you go. 234 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,685 Come on. You got it. 235 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,063 Grab my hand. 236 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,815 There you go. There you go. 237 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,276 You okay? You got it. 238 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,611 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 239 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,031 You got it. 240 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,199 - There you go. - Oh... 241 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,366 You okay? 242 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,659 - You all right? - Yeah. 243 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,537 All right. 244 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,954 Nice job. 245 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:09,998 Thank you. 246 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,460 What's wrong? 247 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,670 Lost my shoe. 248 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:17,838 Oh. 249 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,382 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. 250 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:20,967 Come on. 251 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,933 This is so cool. 252 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,811 Oh, yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 253 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,323 Oh, my God! 254 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,200 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 255 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,536 Where the hell are we? 256 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,120 City Hall. Come on. 257 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,331 What? 258 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,256 Oh. 259 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,801 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 260 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,637 Oh. Excellent. 261 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,390 Oh, hey. 262 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,558 My band's playing tomorrow night. 263 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,517 Bring Tami. 264 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,019 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 265 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,938 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 266 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:19,066 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 267 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067 I tell ya... 268 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,777 I am so over nightly news. 269 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,862 I wanna do mornings. 270 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,738 Why don't you just ask? 271 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,825 I wanted my own office at work. 272 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,243 I just asked. 273 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,036 Did you get it? 274 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,205 Eat in there alone every single day. 275 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,583 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 276 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,209 Something big and messy. 277 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:41,005 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 278 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,382 Something that stinks. 279 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,510 All you gotta do is ask. 280 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,806 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 281 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,391 I'll be there, rock star. 282 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,685 All right. 283 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,896 Eh! 284 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,065 - You crack me up. - I do? 285 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,900 You crack me up. 286 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,403 Yeah! 287 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,112 Yeah! 288 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,700 All right, friends. That's it. 289 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,951 That's our national forecast. 290 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,661 Take care of yourselves out there 291 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,331 and we'll see you tomorrow night. 292 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,167 I'm not clicking anything. 293 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,961 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 294 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,212 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like 295 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,422 I've run out of batteries. 296 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,258 I gotta go change my double A's. 297 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,468 See ya tomorrow night. 298 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,974 All right. 299 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,100 How y'all doing? 300 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,022 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 301 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,398 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 302 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,903 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 303 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,453 ♪ I just want to enter the night ♪ 304 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,165 ♪ Cut the dark open with a knife ♪ 305 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,376 ♪ Out there's the courage to fight ♪ 306 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,156 I feel like we need to add something that 307 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,992 makes the user feel expressed or judged. 308 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,329 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 309 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,372 Like... like, here. 310 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,415 You see the... 311 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,125 They have the key emoji down there. 312 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,209 See that key? 313 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,503 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman 314 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,671 is calling you. 315 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,882 One second. Pardon me. 316 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,550 Hey, buddy. 317 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,510 Hey, Craigy. Hey, whatcha up to? 318 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,804 Just boring old crap, really. 319 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,180 I hear you. 320 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,350 Hey, quick question. You up for going on an adventure? 321 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,310 - When? - When? Right now. 322 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,521 - Right now? - Yes. 323 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:03,981 Smooth cap. 324 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,024 Forked gills along the stipe. 325 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,819 Throw that on your grill with a little butter, 326 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,487 got yourself a meal. 327 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,531 Go on, smell it. 328 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,784 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 329 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,954 You know, I can't stop thinking about your band. 330 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,248 That's so fucking amazing. 331 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,583 Thanks, bud. 332 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,959 You play anything? 333 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,880 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 334 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,380 didn't. 335 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,840 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 336 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,925 Play some punk music or something. 337 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,762 Look, it isn't about how well you play. 338 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,681 It's about how passionate you are. 339 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,017 Oh, wow. Drums. 340 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,060 Yeah. Well... 341 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,520 What color would I get? 342 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,856 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col... 343 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,024 Well, actually, it might matter... 344 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:50,194 Oh, shit! Help! 345 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,446 Help me! Help me! Oh, my God, help! 346 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,450 - I got you. - Oh, Jesus! 347 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,035 What the hell? 348 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,329 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 349 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,789 gonna get more of your money. 350 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,751 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 351 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,377 it looks superb. 352 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,214 I'm really excited about it. 353 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,257 Oh, shit, my phone! 354 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,719 Oh, fuck! My phone! 355 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,804 Can... Can you call it? 356 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,973 - Can you call it? - I don't have a phone. 357 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,391 Are you insane? 358 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,603 I'm looking at a free man right now. 359 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,522 Come on. 360 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,737 Look at this. 361 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,738 Oh... 362 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,824 - Yeah. - Crap. 363 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,076 Oh, look at this. 364 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,453 Oh, man, that's cherry. 365 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,704 Whoa! 366 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,956 Oh, yeah. 367 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:44,998 Oh! 368 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,417 This is my dream car. 369 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,419 I hope you get it one day. 370 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,089 This thing is absolutely cherry. 371 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,173 Yeah. 372 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,634 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 373 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,719 I took your advice. 374 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,055 They offered me the morning news slot. 375 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,598 Oh, my God! 376 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,267 - Really? - Yep. 377 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,310 Congratulations! Holy crap. 378 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,812 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 379 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,438 Now, if I get this stupid car, 380 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,023 you're going for the first ride. 381 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,900 I promise. You're good luck. 382 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,736 I'm good luck. 383 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,320 Yes, you are. 384 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,995 I can see the future. 385 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,669 It's full of pals. 386 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,546 My husband! 387 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,048 Somebody help us, please! 388 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,509 Helping pals. 389 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,803 I got you, buddy. 390 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,144 Thank you, Craig. 391 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,148 Oh, it's so cold out there. 392 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,150 And being a boss. 393 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,235 Civilization has collapsed. 394 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,613 But Craig has led us to the future. 395 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,990 To Craig! 396 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,579 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 397 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,466 I'm on the edge of life... 398 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,136 and the view is gorgeous. 399 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,525 What the... 400 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,487 What are you doing? 401 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,615 Can I wake you up with a lick? 402 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,575 - A lick? - Yeah. 403 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,452 - Is the door locked? - Yeah. 404 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,495 - Yeah. - Okay. 405 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,746 Something's burning! 406 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,665 - Fuck! - Something's burning? 407 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,429 What did you do? 408 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,058 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 409 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,143 What? 410 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,019 What? 411 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,021 Seriously, what? What happened? What'd you do? 412 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,148 Nothing. 413 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,985 - Hi. - Good morning. 414 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,069 You like this? 415 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,153 - Punk? - Yeah. 416 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,363 Oh, yeah, I like punk. 417 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,906 Fuck yeah. 418 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,157 You don't listen to music. 419 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,659 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 420 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,036 I even took a walk this morning. 421 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,747 Got up. Went for a full walk. 422 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,709 Picked some of those flowers right there. 423 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:34,793 You made these? 424 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,837 Yeah. 425 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,338 Oh, shit, tastes like McDonald's. 426 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,508 - I love it. So good. - Thanks. 427 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,051 Okay, I'll see you guys. 428 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,511 - Love you. - Love you. 429 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,887 Austin invited me to hang out 430 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,181 with some of his buddies tonight. 431 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,142 They seem like pretty cool guys. 432 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,309 Wow, honey. 433 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,199 You boys want a drink? 434 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,701 It might be all night. 435 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,202 - Hey, how are you? - Good. 436 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,288 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 437 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,206 Oh, there he is! 438 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,042 All right. Hey, guys. 439 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,878 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 440 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,380 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 441 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,799 Aw! You guys, aw. 442 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,009 This is the one! 443 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,719 I'll drink to that. I'll drink to that. 444 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,179 - Appreciate it. - All right. 445 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,555 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 446 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,182 Hey, I'm... I'm gonna grab another brew. 447 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,767 All right. Yeah, for sure. 448 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,060 I'll see you inside, all right. 449 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,144 Yeah. 450 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,315 You're smart. 451 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,026 You have a good job. 452 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,111 There's nothing to be nervous about. 453 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,321 Just be yourself. 454 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,865 You're a frickin' prince. 455 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,382 You okay? 456 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,426 Thought it was open. 457 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,887 You... you hit that hard. 458 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,222 Can I use your restroom really fast? 459 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,901 So how'd y'all meet? 460 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,128 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 461 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,462 and I was all stressed out. 462 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,132 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 463 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,843 I mean, she's 13 and she's already a size C. 464 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,220 And, uh, you know, I was just spiraling. 465 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,974 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 466 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,059 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 467 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,520 Hmm. I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 468 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,147 You know we're here for you anytime. 469 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,566 Right? Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 470 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,650 Ah. 471 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,361 Yeah. Yeah, man. 472 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:11,032 ♪ Boy, you should know that ♪ 473 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:15,162 ♪ I've got you on my mind ♪ 474 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:18,708 ♪ Your secret admirer ♪ 475 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,794 ♪ I've been watching you ♪ 476 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,798 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 477 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,468 ♪ I want to be Your baby maybe ♪ 478 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,598 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 479 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,560 ♪ If your love is strong Gonna give my all to you ♪ 480 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,314 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 481 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,983 ♪ I want to be your baby... ♪ 482 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,368 All right. Who's next? Who's next? 483 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,454 Yo! Let's get the new guy in there. 484 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,455 Hey. 485 00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,664 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 486 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,874 - All right, all right. - Come on! 487 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,251 - Get him! - All right. Here we go. 488 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,586 All right! 489 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,171 Everybody watch out for my face. 490 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,757 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 491 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,218 We got a big shot in the house. 492 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,260 Focus. 493 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,553 Come on, Craig! 494 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,305 - All right, all right. - To a good match. 495 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,098 Yeah, heavyweights, make it rain. Let's go. 496 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,683 Ding, ding, ding! 497 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,102 The first punch. Damn! 498 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,562 You okay? You all right, Craig? 499 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,939 You all right, buddy? 500 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,357 - You okay? - Sure. 501 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,566 - Yeah. - All right. 502 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,692 - Yeah. - Sorry about that. 503 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,778 Let's, uh, both try to be a little safer. 504 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,488 - Absolutely. - Excellent. 505 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,739 You and me, pal. Okay. 506 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:33,740 Yes, yes. 507 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:34,950 - Friend to friend. - Friend. 508 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,576 - Here we go. All right. - Let's go, Craig. 509 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,911 - Ding, ding, ding. - You've got this, 510 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,371 - like you did the last time. - Yeah. 511 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,497 You didn't want that. Oh! 512 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,123 Hands up. Yeah, yeah! 513 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,462 This fight's over. Fuck! 514 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,256 Oh... You all right? Oh, my God. 515 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,298 This guy can't take it, Austin. 516 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,383 You gotta stop. 517 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,592 All right. Okay, great. All right. 518 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,552 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 519 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,762 Sorry about that. 520 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,555 You're okay. All right. Let's... 521 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,640 Anyone else wanna go? 522 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,478 What the fuck, man? 523 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,521 Are you all right? 524 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:05,814 - Winner! - You okay? 525 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,148 You knocked him out, idiot. 526 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,400 Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. 527 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,818 Nah, he's good. Guys, help him up. 528 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:11,403 No, you're good. He's solid. 529 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:12,654 He's good. I'm all right. 530 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:13,863 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 531 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:14,990 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 532 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,283 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 533 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,285 Cheap shot bullshit, man. That was fucking bullshit. 534 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:19,327 Sucker punch, man! 535 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,453 Bullshit. What the fuck! 536 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:21,538 It's all right. Get them off. 537 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:22,706 - There we go. - Get them off me. 538 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,082 - Take this off. - Get it off the back. 539 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,792 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 540 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,210 - I'm okay. - You good? 541 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,295 Yeah, yeah. 542 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:32,132 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 543 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,384 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 544 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,594 Yeah, that's a good idea. 545 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,680 Hey, hey! 546 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,640 Look... 547 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,351 I know my punishment. 548 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,729 I know my punishment. 549 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:46,564 I messed up. 550 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,485 I'm a bad boy. 551 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,155 I'm sorry. 552 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:56,781 What'd I do? 553 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,617 What did I do? 554 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,335 I'm such a bad boy. 555 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:10,338 I'm sorry. 556 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,757 I'm really sorry. 557 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,892 All right. I gotta go home now. 558 00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:25,560 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah. 559 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,936 He's gonna call his... 560 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,229 All right. Yeah, yeah. 561 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,939 You sure? Are you okay? Fucking idiot, man. 562 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,066 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 563 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,776 - You call somebody. - I'm okay. I'm all right. 564 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:33,943 Just watch your back. Watch your back. 565 00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,612 - Motherfucker. - Watch out for this guy. 566 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:36,780 Yeah, thanks. 567 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,365 It's all right. 568 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,491 All right. So long, fellas. 569 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,035 See you, guys. See ya, man. 570 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:46,790 Okay. 571 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,166 Sure you know how to get home? 572 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,834 I'll do my best. 573 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,961 - Okay. - All right. 574 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:54,507 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 575 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,261 All right. 576 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,419 You've reached Austin and Bianca, 577 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,379 you know what to do. 578 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,099 And with us today is our newest edition 579 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,892 to the Rise 'N Shine family. 580 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,770 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 581 00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:54,107 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 582 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,442 Howdy, folks. 583 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:56,860 Happy to be her. 584 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,820 H... Here. Happy to be here. 585 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,906 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 586 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,950 Better make it a big one. 587 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,034 When we come back, 588 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,661 Austin will join us as we talk with what 589 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:10,290 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 590 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:18,089 All right, we're back live in 60 seconds. 591 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,799 - Hey, man. - That... 592 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,636 I watched that. That was awesome. 593 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,598 How'd you... How'd you get in here? 594 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,558 I have a meeting here. 595 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,727 Who's your meeting with? 596 00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:33,021 Just some dickhead or whatever. 597 00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,856 Oh, I have a check for you. 598 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,901 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 599 00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,110 Are you wearing makeup? 600 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,570 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 601 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,197 What was up with that stumble? 602 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:45,074 Oh, uh... Yeah. Sorry about that. 603 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,203 Um, new job jitters. It won't happen again. 604 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,663 It better fucking not. 605 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,623 This your father? 606 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,166 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 607 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,044 Not really sure why he's here. 608 00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:58,379 Hey, what are you doing after this? 609 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:01,341 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar. I wanna try this new thing. 610 00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:03,510 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 611 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,846 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 612 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:09,015 It's 22,000 calories. 613 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:12,602 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese, 614 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:13,728 Caesar salad. 615 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,688 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 616 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,899 I need to focus. Okay? 617 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:18,983 Hey, buddy. 618 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,568 Looking good. I like it. 619 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,488 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 620 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,949 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 621 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,284 Hey. Look, you gotta go. All right? 622 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,953 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 623 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,497 It's a lot harder than nights. You could just... 624 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:36,251 Just please leave. Thank you. 625 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,503 You have a phone? 626 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,046 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 627 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,464 Back live in 10 seconds. 628 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:42,924 Let's get Austin on his mark. 629 00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:44,718 I'll hang out with you soon. 630 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:53,142 And did you wanna upgrade to the Hero Plan? 631 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,520 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 632 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,482 Plus, you get one of these five limited phone cases. 633 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,901 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 634 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,194 Yeah, that sounds great. 635 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,363 Uh... I'm gonna do... Oh, Mars Rover. 636 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,490 Oh... 637 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,743 Twins! 638 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,205 Beer drinking time, huh? 639 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,208 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 640 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:18,376 Hey, is that, uh, 641 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,378 bar across the plaza any good? 642 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,504 I've never been. 643 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,548 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside, though. 644 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,634 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 645 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,513 or a few, if you wanna join me. It'd be cool. 646 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,432 Oh. I'm 18. 647 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,601 Ugh. 648 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,978 Teenage girls these days, they look like 649 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,688 they're 25 years old. 650 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,774 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 651 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,738 Receipt in the bag? 652 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,782 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 653 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,286 All right. 654 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:54,496 Oh, and, Sir... 655 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,332 If you ever want something 656 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,042 a little stronger than a few drinks, 657 00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:00,419 you let me know. 658 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,882 Stay curious. 659 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,846 You may begin to detach 660 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,433 from realities you had claimed as your own. 661 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:16,894 Are you okay? 662 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:18,812 Yeah. 663 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,398 A package came for you. 664 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,567 Oh, yes! 665 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,613 Oh, my God. Holy shit! 666 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,031 Ooh, that's exciting. 667 00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:31,074 Holy shit! 668 00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,242 These are fucking awesome! 669 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,620 - These for you? - Oh, yeah. 670 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:45,589 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 671 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,217 One moment. 672 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,094 Honey. 673 00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,429 Um, there's someone at the door for you. 674 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,764 It's Craig. 675 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,474 All right. 676 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,060 Dude. 677 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,604 Check it out. 678 00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,068 Wow. You, uh, you got the expensive ones. 679 00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,320 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 680 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,363 Let's jam. 681 00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:12,407 - Um... - Whoa. You look awesome! 682 00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:13,533 Oh, thank you. 683 00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:15,868 Uh... Look, uh, Craig... 684 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,914 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 685 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:23,127 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 686 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,587 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 687 00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,631 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 688 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,299 No, Friday night was really strange 689 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,802 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 690 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,763 this friendship at the moment. 691 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,350 You made me feel too free. 692 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,436 You all accepted me way too fast. 693 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,187 - You can't do that. - All right. 694 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,523 People need rules. 695 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,943 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 696 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,237 I'm doing a segment for work. 697 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,532 Um... much luck selling the house. 698 00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:58,537 Austin, come on. 699 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,206 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 700 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,541 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 701 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:47,585 that some unknowable intelligence 702 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,087 is behind all things? 703 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,256 Thank you, Rebecca. 704 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,926 Uh, my producers told me that there was 705 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:57,136 a Renaissance Festival here today. 706 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,304 And, uh, 707 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,515 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 708 00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:03,184 It's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 709 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:04,811 All right, Mama, I'm taking off. 710 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,687 Did you see that video I sent you? 711 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:14,862 Stevie, come on. 712 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,198 There's nothing over there. Come here. 713 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:18,200 Look. 714 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,873 Free food. 715 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,626 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 716 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,044 People have been doing this 717 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:32,380 for hundreds of thousands of years. 718 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:35,007 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 719 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:38,052 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 720 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,137 I'll show you. 721 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,142 This one needs a little ranch. 722 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:56,280 This is fun. 723 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:00,951 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 724 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,925 Got any crushes at school? 725 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:19,845 Of course, Dad. 726 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,141 That guy on that pig was flying. 727 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:26,310 What the hell? 728 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:28,394 That was crazy. 729 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:32,189 God! 730 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,275 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 731 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:35,610 I told you. 732 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,698 Fuck. 733 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,285 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 734 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,422 Couldn't believe that. You know? 735 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,883 Fuckin' hell, dude. 736 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,093 Fellas. 737 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:02,053 How we doing? 738 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,512 'Sup, man? 739 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:06,099 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 740 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,393 It was awesome. 741 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,980 Anybody need a light? 742 00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,107 Good? 743 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:18,527 Beers at my house this Friday. 744 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:21,238 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 745 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,574 Let's do a boys night. 746 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,408 Can my wife come? 747 00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:28,038 You know what I'm saying? 748 00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:29,914 No, you don't know her. 749 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,123 You never met her. 750 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:32,083 No, no. 751 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,668 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 752 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,461 I gotta call my wife. 753 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,964 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 754 00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:39,383 this Friday night. 755 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:53,730 This is a sword. 756 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,066 From Europe, 1700's. 757 00:37:57,067 --> 00:37:58,526 Let me see this thing. 758 00:37:58,527 --> 00:37:59,902 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 759 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,904 It's priceless, actually. Be careful with that, okay? 760 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,157 Dude, you scared the fuck outta me, 761 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,201 like, so easily. 762 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,245 Now imagine. 763 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,330 You're a knight. 764 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,999 Staring out... 765 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,042 at the enemy army coming at you. 766 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,127 Your heart is racing. 767 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:17,753 Why are you showing us this thing? 768 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:18,796 'Cause it's cool. 769 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,089 I collect stuff like that. 770 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:21,549 It's so small, dude. 771 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,134 It's like... for babies. 772 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:25,428 This is a sword for babies, dude. 773 00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:27,179 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 774 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,140 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 775 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:32,685 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 776 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:33,769 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 777 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:36,689 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 778 00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,149 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 779 00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,233 I apologize. 780 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,985 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in and... 781 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,987 ...the Tesseract's like... 782 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,823 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 783 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,075 - I like to go in fresh, so... - All right. 784 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,452 Yeah, yeah. No worries. 785 00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:50,871 No worries. Yeah. 786 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:52,997 Are those your wife's drums? 787 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,124 That's really funny, I already told you they're mine. 788 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,668 Well, they look like no one's even touched them, bitch. 789 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,378 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 790 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,255 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 791 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:02,339 Don't use the knife like that. 792 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,632 Don't point the knife at people. 793 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,599 Dude, he's like the Hulk, man. 794 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,226 Get the fuck out! 795 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,895 Get the fucking hell outta here. 796 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,938 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 797 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,190 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 798 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:20,608 - Move, move, move! - All right, all right. 799 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,758 Yeah, yeah. 800 00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,051 There he is. 801 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,803 Jesus Christ. 802 00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,221 Craig. 803 00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,724 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 804 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,560 Uh, do you need to change? 805 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:57,853 - No. - You sure? 806 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,397 Yeah. I've been through worse. 807 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,651 Okay. Well, um... We have a new client 808 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,403 that I'm really, really excited about. 809 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,406 Mr. Mayor Seth Nichols. 810 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,368 Seth Nichols is about trust. 811 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,411 Now, he wants us to modernize 812 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,621 his reelection campaign. 813 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,164 Make it much more interactive. 814 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,834 Now, Craig, who do you want on your team? 815 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,253 Besides a towel? 816 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,342 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 817 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,015 Honey. 818 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:35,808 You're home? 819 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:38,060 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 820 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,562 I think somebody's fucking with it. 821 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,647 - Can you help me load these? - Yeah. 822 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:42,731 I gotta scarf, though. 823 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,692 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 824 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:45,943 about the mayor thing or whatever. 825 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,822 Oh, the... The mail guy screwed up again. 826 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:58,665 Craig. 827 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,249 Your nose. 828 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,209 - Oh. Yeah. - I've never... 829 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,711 I've never seen you get a bloody nose before. 830 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,546 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 831 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,506 - You okay? Here. - Yeah, I'm fine. 832 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:09,049 I'm fine. Let's get these in. 833 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,176 Be careful with that. 834 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:11,260 Pick it up from the base. 835 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:12,636 Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 836 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,680 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 837 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,809 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 838 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:19,852 I... I gotta go! 839 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:21,270 You still have blood on your nose. 840 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:23,315 - That's fine, that's fine. - Wipe it off. 841 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,901 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 842 00:42:50,110 --> 00:42:51,486 Motherfucker. 843 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:47,267 Hey, hey. 844 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,395 Putting you through to the mayor's office. 845 00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:50,729 Jen's on. 846 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:52,689 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 847 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,316 Barry from Digitonis. 848 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:57,069 Craig Waterman is on. 849 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:59,071 So, Craig, before we start, 850 00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:00,697 I wanna clear something up. 851 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,783 Austin? 852 00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:04,034 Honey? 853 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,494 Hello? 854 00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:06,954 Craig? Hello? 855 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,248 Hello, hello. 856 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,542 I've heard the craziest thing 857 00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:13,127 that you do not have a cell phone. 858 00:45:13,128 --> 00:45:15,796 - Um... - Somebody knocked on the door. 859 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:17,881 - Hey, baby. - Come on, that can't be true. 860 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,007 Come snuggle. 861 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,551 I know it's funny. Are you there? 862 00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:21,885 It's nap time. Mmm. 863 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,262 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 864 00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:24,721 Chad from Dopamine 865 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,640 Unlimited is on. 866 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,434 Well, he's probably not responding 867 00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:30,978 'cause he doesn't have a cell phone. 868 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,062 - Craig? - Yeah. 869 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,147 Oh, there you are. 870 00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,815 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, 871 00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:35,983 but it was an experiment. 872 00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,067 Man, that is... 873 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,360 Now, where would you like to start? 874 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,654 That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 875 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,574 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 876 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:44,617 Uh-huh. 877 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:48,328 Hello? 878 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,297 Craig? 879 00:45:58,298 --> 00:46:01,176 Hey. I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 880 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,927 I had a nuts day. 881 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,054 No, honey. 882 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,014 Tonight, 883 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:09,266 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 884 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,935 I need you to get some things. 885 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,686 That's tonight? 886 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,396 Oh, maybe I can borrow some things from them? 887 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,064 Do you have their number? 888 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,483 Uh, yeah, I'll call 'em. 889 00:46:17,484 --> 00:46:18,859 What do you need? 890 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:22,696 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 891 00:46:22,697 --> 00:46:25,824 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 892 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:33,874 Hey, Austin, what's going on? 893 00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,169 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 894 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:39,004 Oh. 895 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,756 Oh, for real? 896 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:43,675 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 897 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,846 Yeah, actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 898 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,641 No worries at all. No worries at all. 899 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:51,808 Yeah. 900 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:52,894 Okay, we'll... 901 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,312 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 902 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,356 Bye. 903 00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,567 I guess Bianca came down 904 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:02,278 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 905 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:04,363 Oh, God. 906 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:05,572 Yeah. 907 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,824 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 908 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,951 I wouldn't do that. 909 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,786 It'd probably just rip right through her. 910 00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,288 Let's just invite people over. 911 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,791 Maybe Devin's available. 912 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,043 Devin? 913 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,922 Do you ever listen? 914 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,747 Hey. Hey! 915 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,708 Turn those burners off. 916 00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,418 We're going on an adventure. 917 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,306 Craig. Absolutely not. 918 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:20,856 This was built in 1837. 919 00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:23,817 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 920 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:24,985 Is this piss? 921 00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:27,864 Some of it. Wait... 922 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,865 Yes, this is it. This is it. 923 00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:31,242 This is it. Yes! 924 00:48:33,453 --> 00:48:34,870 Ugh. 925 00:48:34,871 --> 00:48:36,414 Oh, my God. 926 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:41,752 Are we lost? 927 00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:43,630 No, no, no. This way. 928 00:48:45,173 --> 00:48:46,506 Craig, there's a bat. 929 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,175 - Where? - Right there! 930 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:49,593 All right. Yeah, let's go this way. 931 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,096 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 932 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,057 Who showed you this? 933 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:57,351 I found it myself. Come on. 934 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:58,935 Seriously, who showed you this place? 935 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,980 - Was it Austin? - No, I found it. Come on. 936 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,315 You go up here and there's some really... 937 00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:05,108 - I'm not going up there. - ...beautiful shit... 938 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,151 I wanna go home! 939 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,319 Well, the bat's back there. 940 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,446 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 941 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,697 Come on. There you go. 942 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,032 There you go. Go, go, go! 943 00:49:12,033 --> 00:49:13,618 Perfect. Perfect. 944 00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:19,164 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 945 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:20,540 Help me down. 946 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,334 Christ almighty. 947 00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:24,544 Can you just give this a chance? 948 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:28,715 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 949 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,301 Well, we're here now. 950 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:34,138 You're healthy and we're here now. 951 00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:36,723 So... Jesus! 952 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:40,353 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 953 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,530 Thank you. 954 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,408 Okay. 955 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,996 Shit! 956 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,457 Where the fuck is it? 957 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,209 Fuck it. 958 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,343 Oh, God damn it. 959 00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:21,811 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 960 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,570 Tami? 961 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,573 Tami? 962 00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:37,618 Tami, where are you? Where did you go? 963 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:39,454 Tami. 964 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,749 Tami! 965 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,960 Tami! 966 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:03,268 Please hang up, and... 967 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,269 No! 968 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:08,815 My phone! 969 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,401 Where the fuck is it? 970 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:12,152 Fuck! 971 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:20,661 Tami! 972 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:26,458 We are currently cruising 973 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:27,626 at an altitude of 1,000 feet, 974 00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:31,338 at an air speed of 4,100 miles per hour. 975 00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:32,589 400 miles per hour. 976 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,299 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 977 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,718 Are you still there? 978 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,136 Who's in the background? 979 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,346 Is that your step-dad? Crazy. 980 00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,764 Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, I was just asking. 981 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,432 I'll keep going. 982 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,392 My co-pilot Josh with us tonight, 983 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,436 hope you've had a nice first-class flight with us. 984 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:47,813 Uh, the weather is pleasant 985 00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:49,689 with light turbulence here and there. 986 00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:51,817 I need to use the phone. 987 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:53,235 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 988 00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:54,904 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 989 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:02,118 What the hell is going on? 990 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,080 - Sir, do you live here? - Austin? 991 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,916 How's the party going, bud? 992 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,085 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 993 00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,211 Okay. Okay. 994 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,380 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 995 00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:14,798 What the hell's going on with him? 996 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,550 Sir, are you the primary resident? 997 00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:20,220 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 998 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:21,596 We had a break-in down the street. 999 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,140 The dog picked up a scent that led us here. 1000 00:52:23,933 --> 00:52:24,975 So you think my house 1001 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:27,686 got broken into by the same person? What? 1002 00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:29,354 - You broke into my house! - Whoa, whoa, wait. 1003 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,398 - Hey! - Hold him back. Do your job. 1004 00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:32,607 You broke into my house! 1005 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:35,110 What do I pay taxes for? Hold him! 1006 00:52:35,111 --> 00:52:37,822 Sir, are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 1007 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,242 My wife does too. 1008 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,995 - Was she here today? - She was here all day. 1009 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,079 Well, can we speak to her? 1010 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,540 - She's not here. - Where is she? 1011 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,459 She's in the sewer. 1012 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,880 What? What'd you say? 1013 00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:57,550 - She's where? - I said she's in the sewer. 1014 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,933 And what happened next? 1015 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,768 We were trying to go to City Hall. 1016 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:11,062 You can get there through the basement. Right? 1017 00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:14,024 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 1018 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,984 Why'd you come down here on your own? 1019 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,736 Attempted trespassing. 1020 00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,988 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 1021 00:53:19,989 --> 00:53:23,617 I was showing my wife a fun night. We beat cancer. 1022 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,660 How you doing? You look really good. 1023 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:26,995 I know these pipes. 1024 00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:28,455 Do you mind if I take the lead? 1025 00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:30,749 - You know the pipes? - I do. 1026 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,042 I explore. 1027 00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:34,502 Wait, that's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 1028 00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:35,962 All right, we don't have time for this. 1029 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,839 I need everybody to meet me on the next level. 1030 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,882 Yeah, I agree. 1031 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,759 It's time to practice teamwork right now. 1032 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,510 Oh, no, just take him in. 1033 00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:44,387 Take me in? What are you talking about? 1034 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,807 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 1035 00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,559 This fucker showed me this place. 1036 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,685 He picked the lock. 1037 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,187 We broke into City Hall! 1038 00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:54,064 He called you guys fucking pigs. 1039 00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:55,774 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 1040 00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,319 - Take it easy. - You're fucking pigs! 1041 00:53:58,945 --> 00:53:59,986 Let go! 1042 00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:03,990 I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. 1043 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,075 Fuck, man. 1044 00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,117 Not at all. 1045 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,494 Hey, I'm a little bit nervous too. 1046 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:08,995 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1047 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,497 Austin, Channel Three. 1048 00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:12,415 - Okay. - I appreciate your service. 1049 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,084 Yeah, man. No problem. 1050 00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:15,877 Let me ask you a question. 1051 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,629 You, uh, mind if we get a picture together? 1052 00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:18,755 Of course. Yeah? 1053 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,383 - All right. Be right back. - All right. 1054 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,265 This is... 1055 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,643 This is literally the last thing I need. 1056 00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:34,396 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1057 00:54:34,397 --> 00:54:35,897 to be on morning news? 1058 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,023 No, of course you don't. 1059 00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:38,608 You don't because you're a child. 1060 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:39,776 You're just a boy. 1061 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,736 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1062 00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,780 Do you have any idea the kind of stress I'm under? 1063 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,658 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1064 00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:48,034 Go back to night. 1065 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:49,953 I can't! That position is filled, 1066 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,455 Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1067 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,623 So I'm stuck. 1068 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,083 Plus, they made me quit my band. 1069 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:56,292 They said it was a bad look. 1070 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,878 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1071 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,297 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1072 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,216 Just get outta my life. 1073 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,260 Oh, piss! 1074 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:05,886 Fuck! 1075 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,651 Shit. Shit. 1076 00:55:24,113 --> 00:55:25,698 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1077 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:27,158 Yeah. 1078 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,076 - What? - Yeah. 1079 00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:31,786 What? Do I... 1080 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,288 Yeah. 1081 00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:36,041 See, fellas, told you it's him. 1082 00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:37,542 Okay, let's get the selfie now. 1083 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,294 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1084 00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:41,463 All right. All right. 1085 00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:43,173 - Over here. - Yeah. 1086 00:55:43,174 --> 00:55:44,799 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1087 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,426 By the way, my mom loves you, man. 1088 00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:47,761 - Aww! - She watches every day. 1089 00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:49,054 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1090 00:55:49,055 --> 00:55:50,306 I appreciate that. 1091 00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:06,572 Steven? 1092 00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,121 Hi. 1093 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:19,668 - Hi. - Hello. 1094 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,962 Hi. 1095 00:56:24,632 --> 00:56:26,424 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1096 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,009 Sorry, just messing around. 1097 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,553 Congratulations. 1098 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,055 Any news? 1099 00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,058 Everybody's looking for her, all right? 1100 00:56:34,809 --> 00:56:36,476 You gonna go to school? 1101 00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:37,812 My mother's missing. 1102 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,730 Are you going to work? 1103 00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:41,899 I have to. 1104 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,735 You should be out there looking for her. 1105 00:56:58,082 --> 00:56:59,083 Hold on. 1106 00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,254 Sorry about that. Tami's Florals. 1107 00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:06,172 Oh, wow. Yeah. 1108 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:08,174 Uh, she's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1109 00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,718 So let me get your info here. 1110 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:24,858 Hello? 1111 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,068 Hello? 1112 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,956 Craig. Um... 1113 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,958 I'm really sorry about this Tami situation. 1114 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:45,461 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1115 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,382 Oh. No, it's... it's okay. It's all right. 1116 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,634 Also, um... 1117 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:54,095 Last night is our secret, right? 1118 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:56,681 I mean, I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1119 00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,266 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1120 00:57:58,267 --> 00:57:59,310 I trust you. 1121 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,354 - I trust you too. - Be well. 1122 00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:04,690 You be well as well. 1123 00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:09,278 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1124 00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:12,156 A good relationship. 1125 00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:13,615 So I propose, 1126 00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:16,243 we don't frame you as a politician. 1127 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:19,954 We frame you as a friend. 1128 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,457 Digital applications will make it so people 1129 00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:24,584 can interact with their new friend. 1130 00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:25,835 You. 1131 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:29,631 The trick is, you gotta get these people... 1132 00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:31,132 What the fuck is it? 1133 00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:38,348 Uh, the trick with these things 1134 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:39,557 is you gotta give people 1135 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:41,809 the illusion of self-expression. 1136 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,144 That's all these people have. 1137 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:44,646 And that is definitely, definitely 1138 00:58:44,647 --> 00:58:46,272 something that we can build off of. 1139 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:47,732 Craig, thank you. 1140 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:48,983 I've also asked Ian here 1141 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,236 to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1142 00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:52,820 - Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. - Yeah. 1143 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:53,822 Great. 1144 00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:01,496 So... piggy-backing off that, 1145 00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:03,790 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1146 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:06,251 Mayor Seth Nichols. Superhero. 1147 00:59:08,254 --> 00:59:09,420 I look like a Marvel. 1148 00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,631 Like Hulk, remember him? 1149 00:59:11,632 --> 00:59:13,592 You wanna know what this looks like? 1150 00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:16,052 Another four years. 1151 00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:20,891 Yeah, I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1152 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:22,768 This might be it. 1153 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:24,937 How about this? 1154 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:27,272 Mayor Nichols. 1155 00:59:27,273 --> 00:59:30,149 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1156 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,068 Uh, his wife is missing, sir. 1157 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,946 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1158 00:59:34,947 --> 00:59:36,614 You don't care about the city. 1159 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:38,199 I had to go to war with the city 1160 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,325 to put in a speed bump. 1161 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:40,660 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1162 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:42,287 - No, no, no! - You motherfucker. 1163 00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:43,496 Get the fuck off me! 1164 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:44,872 - I'm gonna beat the shit... - Let's get him out. 1165 00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:47,875 Don't pick me up, Ian. This is embarrassing. 1166 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,044 Do not... Watch out for my chair! 1167 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:51,254 Watch out for my chair! 1168 00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:53,006 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1169 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:54,424 - Get him out! - No! 1170 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,217 Oh, you spilled that water. 1171 00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,343 You spilled water. 1172 00:59:58,846 --> 01:00:00,763 If it was you actually doing it, 1173 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,432 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1174 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:06,561 Yeah. 1175 01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:07,812 Craig. 1176 01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:09,064 Craig, get your stuff. 1177 01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:12,525 - Right now. - I was joking around. 1178 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,486 Craig, leave. 1179 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,238 Craig Waterman. 1180 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:19,658 Craig, Detective Persons here. 1181 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:21,285 We found Tami. 1182 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,789 Is she... alive? 1183 01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:35,923 - Here, Mom. - Thank you. 1184 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:37,383 It's hot, be careful. 1185 01:01:00,783 --> 01:01:01,824 Blasting the heat. 1186 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,827 It's so fucking hot in here. 1187 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,249 What tea did Stevie give you? 1188 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,919 Is that... that apple berry? 1189 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,964 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1190 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:19,802 I'm going to get dressed. 1191 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,305 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1192 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:30,186 What people? 1193 01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:33,231 Hey, welcome back, Tami. Welcome back, Tami! 1194 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:50,373 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 1195 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,834 Is, uh, is there a bathroom around? 1196 01:01:52,835 --> 01:01:54,127 - Hey. - Hey, man. 1197 01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,586 You're the husband, right? 1198 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,088 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. 1199 01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:58,548 - This is my house. - Oh, cool, cool. 1200 01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:59,632 The bathroom's right there. 1201 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,509 Oh, awesome. Thanks. Yeah. 1202 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:02,760 Dude. Cool drums, man. 1203 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:03,761 Oh, thank you, man. 1204 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:05,096 Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1205 01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:06,973 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1206 01:02:06,974 --> 01:02:08,724 You know what I mean, kind of like '70's type. 1207 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,852 '70's. That's what I was going for, '70's vibe. 1208 01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:12,603 - That's a cool decade. - Very cool. 1209 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,105 Got a lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1210 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:15,398 A lot of good music. A lot of good music. 1211 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,525 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1212 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:22,113 - Absolutely. Yeah. - Yeah. 1213 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:23,739 But we came back. 1214 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:27,326 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1215 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,703 Oh, to have Tami back? 1216 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:32,165 It's honestly, uh, an incredible relief. 1217 01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,418 No, how does it feel to ditch your wife? 1218 01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:37,962 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1219 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,130 You know what I would do? 1220 01:02:39,131 --> 01:02:41,924 I... I look at your wife and I say, "Oh, my God. 1221 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:42,925 "I would love to just even be 1222 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:45,052 "a non-sexual partner with her." 1223 01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:46,137 You know what I mean? 1224 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,388 In business or something like that. 1225 01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,557 And I would never say, "Hey, come into a sewer 1226 01:02:49,558 --> 01:02:51,225 "so I can... fucking kill you." 1227 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:52,935 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1228 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,354 - It was an adventure. - You should be dead! 1229 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:56,898 - You shouldn't even be alive. - You... Fucking... 1230 01:02:56,899 --> 01:02:58,524 You don't even know me, get the fuck outta here! 1231 01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,234 Hey! Hey! Don't do that! 1232 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,737 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1233 01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:04,780 She's so beautiful! 1234 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,074 - Get the fuck outta my garage! - Fuck you! 1235 01:03:07,075 --> 01:03:09,285 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you? 1236 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,058 Excuse me. 1237 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,393 Excuse me. 1238 01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,145 Hey! 1239 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:39,607 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1240 01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:42,068 wanted to give a little speech to the, um, 1241 01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:45,322 the guest of honor, my wife Tami Waterman. 1242 01:03:46,198 --> 01:03:47,783 When we went to those tunnels, 1243 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,825 it was for adventure. 1244 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,369 You know, most people think getting dessert 1245 01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:53,079 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1246 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,291 Well, Tami and I do things a little bit differently. 1247 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,460 And, uh, this one, just... 1248 01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:00,711 this one got away from us. 1249 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:04,049 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1250 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:05,884 And the view... 1251 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,761 is absolutely gorgeous. 1252 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:09,762 To Tami. 1253 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,138 Tami. 1254 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,682 Thank you. 1255 01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:14,809 Austin. Austin. 1256 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:16,060 Look, I got up here. 1257 01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:18,313 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1258 01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:22,775 Since we're doing toasts, um... 1259 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:25,695 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1260 01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:27,405 that one of the brightest souls 1261 01:04:27,406 --> 01:04:30,241 in this dark world is still with us. 1262 01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:31,409 When she was lost, 1263 01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:33,869 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1264 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:34,996 No pun intended. 1265 01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:37,206 This is a special woman right here. 1266 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,208 She's a... she's a warrior. She's a healer. 1267 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,460 She's a... 1268 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:43,171 a mother, um... 1269 01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,299 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1270 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:47,925 I'm just so lucky that she's safe, you know, 1271 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,802 because I don't know what I would be without you. 1272 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,637 To Tami Pinto. 1273 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,724 Uh, Tami Waterman. It's actually Tami Waterman, 1274 01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:56,809 for 16 years. That's my best friend. 1275 01:04:56,810 --> 01:05:00,229 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1276 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:03,024 You are all like my family. 1277 01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:05,151 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1278 01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:06,569 Okay, this has turned into 1279 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:07,862 a little bit of a free for all. 1280 01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:09,989 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1281 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,949 uh, please get on the chair. 1282 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,576 And you can form a line here 1283 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:15,286 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1284 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:18,164 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1285 01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:19,624 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1286 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:22,001 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1287 01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:24,378 A parade for Tami. Come on, folks! 1288 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,508 Come on, Tami. 1289 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,804 People are gonna say, what the fuck-- 1290 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,765 Uh, my name's Patton. 1291 01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:37,600 Um, I just wanna get up here. 1292 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:41,562 Uh, I'm so like, suddenly so nervous. Um... 1293 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,359 Come on, everybody! 1294 01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,780 Fucking little rats. 1295 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:14,387 We're just so happy that you made it out 1296 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:16,305 and, uh, the world's a better place. 1297 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,973 I'll leave you guys with this. 1298 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,767 We should still be in Afghanistan 1299 01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:22,144 and I don't know why we pulled out 1300 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,270 in the way we did, 1301 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,564 it was a shame. 1302 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,876 Hey there, and welcome back. 1303 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:47,878 We are very lucky today. 1304 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,213 Joining us now... 1305 01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:51,132 Hey, Stevie. Where's your mom? 1306 01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:53,092 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1307 01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:56,054 And... Whoa! Look at all that sun. 1308 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:58,723 It is on the way. 1309 01:06:58,724 --> 01:07:00,391 It is absolutely on the way. 1310 01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:01,600 Whoa! 1311 01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:03,060 Did you just nut your OVDs? 1312 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,312 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVDs. 1313 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,314 Take a picture, your mom's on the TV. 1314 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:08,482 It's okay. 1315 01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:10,693 - And that means a storm is... - Heading out. 1316 01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:12,236 That's right. It's heading out. 1317 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:13,404 It is heading out. 1318 01:07:13,405 --> 01:07:15,114 - You are doing a terrific job. - No. 1319 01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:16,574 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1320 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:18,784 'Cause I think we've got a candidate right here. 1321 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,785 Oh, no. 1322 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,829 Thank you, Austin and Tami. 1323 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:24,498 Back with much more after this. 1324 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:27,835 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1325 01:07:27,836 --> 01:07:30,212 Hey. I got the day off. 1326 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,381 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1327 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:35,468 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1328 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,510 And we're 16. 1329 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,349 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1330 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,477 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1331 01:07:44,478 --> 01:07:46,313 Um, you ready? 1332 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,901 Thanks for the baked potato. 1333 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,359 Yep. 1334 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,195 Didn't even know you had it. 1335 01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,409 So just keep peeling them back. 1336 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:01,368 Okay. 1337 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,536 You know, as many as you'd like. 1338 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,079 Oh, I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1339 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,039 Are you? 1340 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,457 I'mma say I'm a little nervous. 1341 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,875 It does look like you're shaking just a little bit. 1342 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:09,960 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I know that. 1343 01:08:09,961 --> 01:08:11,212 I had a banana this morning 1344 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:12,671 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1345 01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:15,549 You're too funny. 1346 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,635 So, I just want you to take a look 1347 01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:19,805 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1348 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,931 Wow. 1349 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,767 Tell me. Doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1350 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,560 Okay, you know what? 1351 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,062 You just gave me goosebumps. 1352 01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,815 I love how you see the world. 1353 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:33,108 I love how you see the world. 1354 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:50,751 You've reached Tami's Florals. 1355 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:52,545 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1356 01:08:52,546 --> 01:08:55,130 Hey, honey, it's me again. 1357 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:57,509 Craig. Craig Waterman. 1358 01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:00,302 Said my fucking last name to you. 1359 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:03,722 Uh, sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1360 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:04,932 to be honest with you. 1361 01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:07,142 Um... 1362 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,604 I... I made us a reservation. 1363 01:09:10,605 --> 01:09:13,232 Under the last name Fudge. 1364 01:09:13,233 --> 01:09:15,651 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1365 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:16,735 we're the Fudges. 1366 01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:18,904 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1367 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:19,905 Love ya. 1368 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:43,304 Honey? Hey. 1369 01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:44,638 I was worried about you. 1370 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,140 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1371 01:09:46,141 --> 01:09:48,392 I told you I had plans tonight. 1372 01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:49,935 You did? 1373 01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:51,479 Was that someone else? 1374 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,189 I sent you a voicemail too. 1375 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,442 I made us a little reservation. 1376 01:09:56,443 --> 01:09:58,904 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1377 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,613 How was your day? 1378 01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:02,990 It was amazing. 1379 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:06,911 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1380 01:10:06,912 --> 01:10:09,330 with everybody on the idiot box. 1381 01:10:09,331 --> 01:10:11,499 My heart is still racing. 1382 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,752 I met so many great people. 1383 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:15,754 Austin. 1384 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,796 So sweet. 1385 01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:18,923 Yeah. 1386 01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:20,966 You looked so good on there. 1387 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,385 You looked beautiful. 1388 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,763 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1389 01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:28,849 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1390 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,769 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1391 01:10:31,770 --> 01:10:33,228 It's a cologne. 1392 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,229 Huh. 1393 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,356 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1394 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:46,952 Hi. 1395 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,329 Uh-huh. Okay. 1396 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:50,956 Okay. Bye, hun. 1397 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,459 Wrong number? 1398 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:58,671 If we're gonna go to dinner, 1399 01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:00,881 we should probably go right now. 1400 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:02,883 I have... I have a dinner with the TV people. 1401 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,135 They're gonna be here any minute. 1402 01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:07,681 Well, is there room for one more? 1403 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,140 I didn't know you were free. 1404 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:11,850 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1405 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:12,936 I'm always free. 1406 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,397 And, you know, 1407 01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:18,190 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1408 01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:21,069 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1409 01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:24,947 Mmm-hmm. 1410 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,198 Okay. 1411 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:27,367 Sorry. 1412 01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:34,708 I... 1413 01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:40,296 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1414 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,059 That's great. 1415 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,687 - Yeah. - That's great. 1416 01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:58,898 Congratulations. That's really good. 1417 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,029 How? 1418 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,991 I was just, you know, 1419 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,286 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1420 01:12:12,412 --> 01:12:16,207 I had this... realization. 1421 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,085 And then this release. 1422 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:22,672 And boom. Just, uh... 1423 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:25,758 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1424 01:12:25,759 --> 01:12:26,843 I mean... 1425 01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:30,430 Wow. 1426 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,598 It wasn't as fun for me. 1427 01:12:32,599 --> 01:12:35,351 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1428 01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:38,604 You know, 1429 01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:41,274 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1430 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,444 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1431 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:48,406 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1432 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,785 Until I can find a place of my own. 1433 01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:58,708 Who? 1434 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,888 ♪ There you are again ♪ 1435 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:16,892 ♪ In the corner Of a cold dead night ♪ 1436 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:19,603 Become a hero, 1437 01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,396 with the new Zenith mobile Hero Plan. 1438 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,774 Ask your store representative how they can help you 1439 01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:25,567 on your journey to greatness. 1440 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,319 I was able to get you the last one. 1441 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:28,737 Oh. 1442 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,490 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1443 01:13:31,491 --> 01:13:33,076 Yeah. Um... 1444 01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:41,667 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1445 01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:43,794 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1446 01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:45,421 something that's stronger. 1447 01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:48,341 Ramon. 1448 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,884 I'm on break. 1449 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,011 Come with me. 1450 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,473 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1451 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,016 people call me T-Boy. 1452 01:13:58,017 --> 01:13:59,227 What are you looking for? 1453 01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:01,813 I'm stuck. 1454 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:05,315 I'm about to lose everything. 1455 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:09,112 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1456 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:10,779 Adderall. 1457 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:11,738 Um... 1458 01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:14,908 Do you have, uh, do you have ayahuasca? 1459 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:16,660 Oh, no. 1460 01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:19,706 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1461 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,708 - Toad? - Yeah. 1462 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:29,423 The Buffalo River toad. 1463 01:14:29,424 --> 01:14:31,550 You, uh, you lick the psychedelic venom 1464 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,844 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1465 01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:37,182 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1466 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,396 How much is the frog? 1467 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:45,440 The toad. 1468 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:46,983 $100. 1469 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:50,986 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1470 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,324 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1471 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:01,497 I'm out of ideas, man. 1472 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,210 Lick a toad. 1473 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,545 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1474 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,755 for some reason. 1475 01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:11,799 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1476 01:15:14,761 --> 01:15:16,929 Here. You gave me too much. 1477 01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,222 Oh. 1478 01:15:18,223 --> 01:15:19,682 That was sweet of you. 1479 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,017 You ready? 1480 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,728 I don't know. I don't know. 1481 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,942 Here's a little pillow. 1482 01:15:29,943 --> 01:15:30,985 Thank you. 1483 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,910 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1484 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,703 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1485 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,956 to become all of infinity. 1486 01:15:43,957 --> 01:15:45,707 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1487 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,959 you've ever felt before, 1488 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,296 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1489 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:55,300 You will die and be reborn. 1490 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,552 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1491 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:58,804 I'm gonna put on some music 1492 01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:00,305 and I'm gonna go get some lunch 1493 01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:01,766 because it's my lunch break. 1494 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:05,520 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1495 01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:08,605 I love you. 1496 01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:24,162 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1497 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,542 Don't pop him. 1498 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:30,420 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1499 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:35,215 Can you... Can you stay with me? 1500 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:36,466 I'm sorry. 1501 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:39,303 I need to go get some Rolos and a Red Bull. 1502 01:16:39,304 --> 01:16:41,347 It's time for you to touch God. 1503 01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:53,484 Oh, big lick. 1504 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,445 Was that too big? 1505 01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:57,864 Fuck. Was that too big? 1506 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:09,792 I love you, toad boy. 1507 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:13,713 It's T-Boy. 1508 01:17:14,464 --> 01:17:15,757 I love you, T-Boy. 1509 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,009 Hey. 1510 01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:21,470 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1511 01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:23,264 They were so mean to me. 1512 01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:31,582 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1513 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:34,543 What's for lunch today? 1514 01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:36,420 Black Forest ham. 1515 01:18:36,421 --> 01:18:37,921 Perfect choice. 1516 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:39,714 What kind of bread? 1517 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:44,052 Let's go with... Italian herb and cheese. 1518 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,221 All right. 1519 01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:53,353 Foot long, right? 1520 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:54,855 Yes. 1521 01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:56,648 Usual toppings? 1522 01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,733 Foot long cookie on the side. 1523 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,318 Yes, please. 1524 01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:01,404 Thank you. 1525 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:06,367 Not toasted, right? 1526 01:19:08,161 --> 01:19:10,663 Eh, let's be wild. Toast it. 1527 01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:17,837 Welcome back, Craig. 1528 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:24,759 - Is it over? - Yeah, it's over. 1529 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,637 How long did your trip feel? Four or five months? 1530 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:29,223 It was like a minute. 1531 01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:30,974 I went to Subway. 1532 01:19:30,975 --> 01:19:32,142 The eatery? 1533 01:19:32,143 --> 01:19:33,477 What happened? 1534 01:19:33,478 --> 01:19:35,145 I ordered. 1535 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,272 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1536 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:39,775 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1537 01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,446 The toad is mysterious. 1538 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:47,033 That frog ripped me off. 1539 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,119 Little asshole, little fucker. 1540 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,888 Welcome to your new life. 1541 01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:36,832 This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1542 01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:43,089 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1543 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:49,804 People need rules. 1544 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,305 All I need are goals. 1545 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:55,725 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1546 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:56,810 at Rick's Bar. 1547 01:20:56,811 --> 01:20:58,354 Oh, my God. 1548 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,316 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1549 01:21:03,317 --> 01:21:06,278 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1550 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:10,157 and buried him at sea. It's 22,000 calories. 1551 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,492 Yeah, eat up. 1552 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:13,618 I'm Craig. 1553 01:21:13,619 --> 01:21:15,746 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1554 01:21:16,998 --> 01:21:17,998 Thank you, Steven. 1555 01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:19,666 I hope you're serious about that. 1556 01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:22,044 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1557 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:27,466 At the end of the day, I'm a lone wolf. 1558 01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:29,385 I accept that. 1559 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,726 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1560 01:21:37,727 --> 01:21:39,519 Of course not. Did you? 1561 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,895 Mmm-mmm. No. 1562 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,814 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1563 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,899 I mean, you know I hate that shit. 1564 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,318 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1565 01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:47,777 - What's it called? - It's an application. 1566 01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,071 Application. 'Cause, like, literally, 1567 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:52,241 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1568 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:04,836 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1569 01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:06,838 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1570 01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,632 - I saw Devin on the news. - Hmm. 1571 01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:10,550 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1572 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:11,926 got all burnt up. 1573 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,054 He looked good. 1574 01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:15,889 - Devin looked good? - Devin looked good. 1575 01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:17,724 Is Dad talking to you about that wild hike we went on 1576 01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:19,184 where he ate all those bad mushrooms again? 1577 01:22:19,185 --> 01:22:20,644 Oh, my God! 1578 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:25,482 Are you okay? 1579 01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,860 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1580 01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:32,365 It's fine. 1581 01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,534 - Sir. - No, no, it's fine. 1582 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,579 Sir? 1583 01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:42,207 You just bumped into this young lady here 1584 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,377 and I think you should apologize. 1585 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,004 Did I? 1586 01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:49,005 Yeah, you did. 1587 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,425 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1588 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:54,220 Can you please apologize? 1589 01:22:58,391 --> 01:22:59,849 I'm not scared of you. 1590 01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,227 I bought a van today. 1591 01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:08,526 Apologies, ma'am. 1592 01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:11,778 Enjoy your peppers. 1593 01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:12,822 Thank you. 1594 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,035 You bought a van? 1595 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,956 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1596 01:23:22,957 --> 01:23:23,998 What? 1597 01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:26,334 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1598 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,669 Oh, come on. 1599 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,713 Let's all enjoy our meals. 1600 01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:32,340 - What the hell did I just do? - It's fine. 1601 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:33,758 Oh, you motherfuckers. 1602 01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:35,719 You motherfuckers. 1603 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,471 Happy birthday! 1604 01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:40,598 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1605 01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:55,947 Craig... this is too much. 1606 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,909 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1607 01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,412 Hey, Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1608 01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:03,581 and watch a movie or something? 1609 01:24:04,123 --> 01:24:05,708 Um... 1610 01:24:07,418 --> 01:24:08,543 Yeah. 1611 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,546 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1612 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:12,590 Cool. 1613 01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:17,469 Oh! Austin got a new car. 1614 01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:18,804 Sick. 1615 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,892 Whoa. That is so fucking pimp. 1616 01:24:23,893 --> 01:24:25,935 There's lots of cars. 1617 01:24:25,936 --> 01:24:27,730 They must be having a party. 1618 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,316 Oh, by the way. 1619 01:24:31,317 --> 01:24:34,278 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1620 01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:43,161 All right. Can you run it down to him? 1621 01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:45,246 - I'm gonna give Ma the tour. - Yeah. Okay. 1622 01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:47,749 Oh! By the way, there's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1623 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:49,167 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1624 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:51,419 Yeah, that'd be... that'd be really nice. 1625 01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,183 Craig. 1626 01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:07,227 I can't believe you got me that van. 1627 01:25:07,228 --> 01:25:10,355 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1628 01:25:10,356 --> 01:25:12,650 I should've done it a long time ago. 1629 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:19,114 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1630 01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:27,081 Hey. 1631 01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:29,917 You been working out? 1632 01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:32,669 I'm just losing weight 1633 01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:34,254 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1634 01:25:34,255 --> 01:25:37,090 and everybody screams at me. Everybody fucking hates me. 1635 01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:38,591 Huh. 1636 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,302 You look like you've been working out. 1637 01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:43,555 You been working out? 1638 01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:45,431 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1639 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:47,184 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1640 01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:49,727 Yeah, if that's all right. 1641 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:52,355 Yeah. 1642 01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:54,023 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1643 01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,733 - No, do it hard! - All right. 1644 01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:56,943 I can't. Oh! Ouch! 1645 01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,195 - This is good, right? - Well, I didn't say hit me! 1646 01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:00,321 Hi. 1647 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:01,740 What, are you guys punching each other? 1648 01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:04,242 Oh, shit. 1649 01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:07,161 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1650 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,038 All right. We'll do presents in about five minutes. 1651 01:26:09,039 --> 01:26:10,499 All right? You little heartbreaker. 1652 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,212 Hey, Craig. 1653 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,714 You wanna take it for a spin? 1654 01:26:17,715 --> 01:26:18,924 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1655 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:23,596 It's really nice having you in the house. 1656 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:26,390 I'll see you soon. 1657 01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:29,351 All right, I'll be back. 1658 01:27:11,644 --> 01:27:14,479 ♪ I get away every day My holiday ♪ 1659 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,772 ♪ I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1660 01:27:15,773 --> 01:27:17,190 ♪ I live it up, on the go ♪ 1661 01:27:17,191 --> 01:27:19,984 ♪ I'm getting high I'm getting low ♪ 1662 01:27:19,985 --> 01:27:21,611 ♪ Kickin' off And I lose control ♪ 1663 01:27:21,612 --> 01:27:24,113 ♪ I'm born to fly I want it all ♪ 1664 01:27:24,114 --> 01:27:26,824 ♪ Take off and I'm everywhere I'm in the air ♪ 1665 01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,994 ♪ I'll meet you there I get away every day ♪ 1666 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:32,497 ♪ My holiday I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1667 01:27:32,498 --> 01:27:34,165 ♪ I live it up, on the go ♪ 1668 01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:36,709 ♪ I'm getting high I'm never low ♪ 1669 01:27:36,710 --> 01:27:38,503 ♪ Kicking off And I lose control ♪ 1670 01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:40,881 ♪ I'm born to fly I want it all ♪ 1671 01:28:24,133 --> 01:28:25,300 Who's he? 1672 01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:27,969 Hey, Zed! 1673 01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:29,303 Look at this. 1674 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,513 We're just getting started 1675 01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:32,181 and I'm already double-fisting. 1676 01:28:32,182 --> 01:28:33,558 Hey, everybody. It's been a minute. 1677 01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,143 Craig. 1678 01:28:35,144 --> 01:28:36,185 You can't just come in here. 1679 01:28:36,186 --> 01:28:37,687 I just came to congratulate you 1680 01:28:37,688 --> 01:28:40,231 on that hot rod. That thing is pimp! 1681 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:41,566 My God! 1682 01:28:41,567 --> 01:28:42,608 Heck, yeah. 1683 01:28:42,609 --> 01:28:43,860 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1684 01:28:43,861 --> 01:28:45,069 I actually got a new car myself. 1685 01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:47,613 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1686 01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:49,699 - gently used. It's so cool. - Let's go catch up... 1687 01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:51,492 - I should bring mine... - Why don't we... 1688 01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,163 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1689 01:28:58,167 --> 01:28:59,375 Oh, Garrett. 1690 01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:00,710 I've been thinking so much 1691 01:29:00,711 --> 01:29:02,295 about your little busty daughter 1692 01:29:02,296 --> 01:29:03,796 who everybody keeps staring at. 1693 01:29:03,797 --> 01:29:05,674 Why are people such bad people? 1694 01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:11,221 All right. 1695 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,850 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1696 01:29:16,018 --> 01:29:17,602 I just wanted to apologize 1697 01:29:17,603 --> 01:29:20,230 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1698 01:29:21,398 --> 01:29:24,567 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you and... 1699 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:27,279 making the night weird and have to end early. 1700 01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:29,656 I just think it's... 1701 01:29:30,741 --> 01:29:32,700 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1702 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,328 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1703 01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:38,164 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1704 01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:39,999 Honestly. Come on. 1705 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,002 Let me show you the hot rod. Come on. 1706 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:44,712 Is it cool if I stay? 1707 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,756 I apologized. 1708 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,553 So, that's it. 1709 01:29:52,554 --> 01:29:55,389 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1710 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,933 One thing. 1711 01:29:56,934 --> 01:29:59,811 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1712 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,105 Maybe you guys are the bad guys, huh? 1713 01:30:02,106 --> 01:30:04,107 Are you guys the bad guys? 1714 01:30:04,108 --> 01:30:05,817 I mean, I know you're not. 1715 01:30:05,818 --> 01:30:08,486 But can you give me a second chance? 1716 01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:10,155 Give me a second chance. 1717 01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,073 Get to know me. 1718 01:30:12,074 --> 01:30:13,825 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1719 01:30:13,826 --> 01:30:16,202 All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1720 01:30:16,203 --> 01:30:17,787 Come on! Ask me something. 1721 01:30:17,788 --> 01:30:18,830 Whoa, whoa! 1722 01:30:18,831 --> 01:30:21,749 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1723 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,167 Ask me something! 1724 01:30:23,168 --> 01:30:25,170 I got great "Would you rathers!" 1725 01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:28,256 Don't I, Austin? 1726 01:30:28,257 --> 01:30:29,590 Would you rathers? 1727 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,467 Would you rather, like... 1728 01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:34,095 Oh, would you rather, uh, do stand up 1729 01:30:34,096 --> 01:30:36,430 for one whole year just for your dad, 1730 01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:39,767 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1731 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:42,770 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1732 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,982 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1733 01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:48,359 You. 1734 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,069 Ask me something. Ask me something! 1735 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:51,612 All right, uh... 1736 01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:52,738 What... 1737 01:30:52,739 --> 01:30:54,240 What's your favorite food? 1738 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,870 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1739 01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:00,788 I'm too nervous! 1740 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:02,249 Somebody else ask me! 1741 01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:04,041 You! 1742 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,710 Who the hell are you? 1743 01:31:05,711 --> 01:31:07,587 You guys got a new guy? 1744 01:31:07,588 --> 01:31:09,755 There's a new guy? 1745 01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:11,340 - What's your name? - Jimp. 1746 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:12,967 I got two twin girls. 1747 01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:14,010 Jim? 1748 01:31:14,011 --> 01:31:15,052 No, Jimp. 1749 01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:17,097 It's like jump with an "I." 1750 01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,433 - Jimp? - Jimp. Yeah. 1751 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:27,441 I'm sorry. 1752 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,277 This is fucking insane. 1753 01:31:31,278 --> 01:31:33,447 This is insane. 1754 01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:35,532 I'm sorry. 1755 01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,037 Should we just sing? 1756 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:43,749 Let's sing. 1757 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:50,464 ♪ Boy, you should know that ♪ 1758 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:55,760 ♪ I've had you on my mind ♪ 1759 01:31:55,761 --> 01:31:59,472 ♪ Your secret admirer ♪ 1760 01:31:59,473 --> 01:32:02,850 ♪ I've been watching you At night ♪ 1761 01:32:04,061 --> 01:32:05,519 Fuck! 1762 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,739 Everybody, get the fuck on the ground! 1763 01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:20,243 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1764 01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:21,953 Don't even fucking look at me! 1765 01:32:21,954 --> 01:32:24,538 Keep your heads down! 1766 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,667 Your hair. 1767 01:32:28,794 --> 01:32:31,212 I'll blow your heads off! 1768 01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:32,463 Keep 'em down! 1769 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:35,383 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1770 01:32:35,384 --> 01:32:38,678 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1771 01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:41,514 You rich babies! 1772 01:32:41,515 --> 01:32:42,933 You're good. 1773 01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,352 All right, folks. 1774 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:48,146 This has been a blast. 1775 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:50,815 But unfortunately, 1776 01:32:50,816 --> 01:32:53,235 it's a school night for your daddy. 1777 01:32:56,113 --> 01:32:57,154 You rats! 1778 01:32:57,155 --> 01:32:58,865 You called the fucking cops? 1779 01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:36,152 - Great hanging, Craigy. - So fun, dude. 1780 01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,653 Great to see you guys. 1781 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:39,613 Great to see you, man. 1782 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,282 Of course, of course. 1783 01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:44,076 - I'll see you Friday night. - Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1784 01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:46,120 - I'll call you later. - Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1785 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,121 Yeah. 1786 01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:50,167 All right. All right. 1787 01:33:51,168 --> 01:33:52,209 Hey. 1788 01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:53,627 You know how to get home, right? 1789 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:54,795 I'll do my best. 1790 01:33:56,381 --> 01:33:57,507 Hey. 1791 01:33:58,342 --> 01:33:59,801 I love you, rock star. 1792 01:34:01,053 --> 01:34:02,387 I love you, Craigy. 1793 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,817 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1794 01:34:57,818 --> 01:35:01,654 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1795 01:35:01,655 --> 01:35:05,032 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1796 01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:06,659 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1797 01:35:06,660 --> 01:35:08,953 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1798 01:35:08,954 --> 01:35:12,456 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1799 01:35:12,457 --> 01:35:16,252 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1800 01:35:16,253 --> 01:35:20,089 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1801 01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:21,757 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1802 01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:24,301 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1803 01:35:24,302 --> 01:35:29,015 ♪ Every day I pray My heart can win ♪ 1804 01:35:31,685 --> 01:35:36,397 ♪ Every night I pray I can call you my man ♪ 1805 01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:38,607 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1806 01:35:38,608 --> 01:35:40,443 ♪ I need you ♪ 1807 01:35:40,444 --> 01:35:42,194 ♪ I want you ♪ 1808 01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:45,698 ♪ To have you, hold you Squeeze you ♪ 1809 01:35:45,699 --> 01:35:49,702 ♪ So I'm going out Every weekend ♪ 1810 01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:53,372 ♪ Just to see my boo again ♪ 1811 01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:56,667 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1812 01:35:56,668 --> 01:36:00,463 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1813 01:36:00,464 --> 01:36:04,508 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1814 01:36:04,509 --> 01:36:06,177 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1815 01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:07,970 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1816 01:36:07,971 --> 01:36:11,515 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1817 01:36:11,516 --> 01:36:15,311 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1818 01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:19,064 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1819 01:36:19,065 --> 01:36:20,774 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1820 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,902 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1821 01:36:22,903 --> 01:36:26,572 ♪ These feelings I have for you ♪ 1822 01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:30,326 ♪ That go deeper If you can come ♪ 1823 01:36:30,327 --> 01:36:32,995 ♪ Correct with your game boy ♪ 1824 01:36:32,996 --> 01:36:34,038 ♪ No, no ♪ 1825 01:36:34,039 --> 01:36:37,833 ♪ No you can't be lame boy ♪ 1826 01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:41,378 ♪ But if you can please me ♪ 1827 01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:44,924 ♪ Then my love Will come easy ♪ 1828 01:36:44,925 --> 01:36:48,177 ♪ I'll do anything you want ♪ 1829 01:36:48,178 --> 01:36:50,012 ♪ Freak me, boy ♪ 1830 01:36:50,013 --> 01:36:52,264 ♪ I'm thinking of you ♪ 1831 01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:55,684 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1832 01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:59,480 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1833 01:36:59,481 --> 01:37:03,108 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1834 01:37:03,109 --> 01:37:04,818 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1835 01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:07,029 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1836 01:37:07,030 --> 01:37:10,699 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1837 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:14,495 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1838 01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:17,998 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1839 01:37:17,999 --> 01:37:19,708 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1840 01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:22,378 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1841 01:37:22,379 --> 01:37:26,257 ♪ Boy, you've got all I need ♪ 1842 01:37:26,258 --> 01:37:28,885 ♪ From what I see ♪ 1843 01:37:29,678 --> 01:37:31,011 ♪ And, boy ♪ 1844 01:37:31,012 --> 01:37:36,601 ♪ Every night I am Constantly thinking of you ♪ 1845 01:38:06,131 --> 01:38:09,508 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1846 01:38:09,509 --> 01:38:13,512 ♪ I want to be your lady Maybe ♪ 1847 01:38:13,513 --> 01:38:17,224 ♪ If your game is on Give me a call, boo ♪ 1848 01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,809 ♪ If your lovin' strong ♪ 1849 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,811 ♪ Gonna give my all to you ♪ 1850 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:24,857 ♪ At night I think of you ♪ 1851 01:38:37,871 --> 01:38:39,456 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 1852 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:45,503 ♪ Let's kill The cops tonight ♪ 1853 01:38:47,797 --> 01:38:51,176 ♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪ 1854 01:38:53,428 --> 01:38:56,931 ♪ Let's kill Every cop in sight ♪ 1855 01:38:57,891 --> 01:39:00,393 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 1856 01:39:12,572 --> 01:39:16,408 ♪ Law ♪ 1857 01:39:16,409 --> 01:39:20,789 ♪ Against the law ♪ 1858 01:39:21,915 --> 01:39:26,586 ♪ Against the law ♪ 1859 01:39:27,754 --> 01:39:31,424 ♪ Against the law ♪ 1860 01:39:54,239 --> 01:39:56,199 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 1861 01:39:58,493 --> 01:40:01,663 ♪ Let's kill The cops tonight ♪ 1862 01:40:04,082 --> 01:40:07,293 ♪ Kill them, cop killer ♪ 1863 01:40:09,713 --> 01:40:14,216 ♪ Let's kill Every cop in sight ♪ 1864 01:40:14,217 --> 01:40:16,678 ♪ Cop killer ♪ 1865 01:40:17,429 --> 01:40:21,516 ♪ Law ♪ 125689