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All right, get in here. Have a seat right there.

You're a tough one to catch. You were pretty quick for your height.

Have me a little out of breath here.

Yeah.

All right, so do you know why I approached you and chased after you to

back here?

Uh, no, I have no clue.

Do you want, like, a picture or something?

Uh, no. Well, first, before I get into the exact reason, um, if you just don't

mind, what is your name?

Fuck off.

Okay, that's how it's gonna go. Okay. Okay.

Alright, well, the reason why they're bringing you back here is because one of

my employees up front said that they noticed you, you know, just walking

the store looking a little suspicious, and they thought that you might have

potentially... taking something off ourselves, so I just wanted to bring you

back here and give you an opportunity to, if you did, confess.

Your employee had a lazy eye. I don't think they were looking at the right

person. I think something was misconstrued there.

I mean, well, I'm also going to get to that after I let you know and ask you a

couple questions. I will go into my other office and check the camera

I'm not saying that I believe her. I'm just giving you the opportunity here

to... You know, tell the truth and be honest. That's all. I'm not accusing

Well, I am kind of accusing you of something since I brought you back here,

I'm not 100 % sure on that, okay? So let's just, let's start over again, all

right? I'm Mike, the security guard, and your name is?

Fuck off.

I told you that earlier.

Okay, okay. I mean, look, lady, um, even just... uh, with my employee telling me

that she thinks you're suspicious.

So I'm like, I don't really have to necessarily deal with you.

Um, I can make your day a lot harder here and just have the cops come up and

pick you up and they can sort all this out. No!

You know, we don't, we don't, we don't need to do all that. I mean, go ahead,

ahead and check your security camera footage. I didn't do anything.

But I, let's start up again, alright? No. Just give me your name, okay? And

way I don't have to call the police.

Okay? It's Coco.

Okay.

Coco, blah, blah.

Okay, cool. All right,

Coco, the reason why I am asking you... Are you recording?

Yeah, these are all security footage cameras, you know, just so I get

documented back here. That way I, you know, don't write my funny, you know,

report and, you know, accuse you of something you didn't really do, okay?

but you're only currently doing that right now. Well, you're not going

other than you just asked me some questions, so...

The reason why I did want your name is because I will also run a background

check when I go into the other room just to make sure that, you know, you didn't

steal from our store maybe previously or any other type of thefts around the

neighborhood, okay?

Do I look like I steal?

Do I look like I need to steal?

Let me tell you. I've been doing this for the last seven years now, and you

would imagine the type of people that actually come here and steal, okay?

Okay.

So, Coco, a couple more questions before I go check the footage and read the

name. Where in... Do you live in town, or...? Where do you want me to live?

Well, I just want to make... Like a Tuesday Night Adventure type of game. I

that. That's all fun and games. But I just don't want to go back, you know,

someone's name, Coco Lovelock, and...

you know, you're wanted for murder in Florida or something like that. I might

here soon.

Allegedly. Allegedly. All right. So if you don't want to be confused with a

murder or something, just let me know where you live. And then that way I

identify you properly.

What's your dad's address?

My dad's address? Yeah. I'm not writing a background check on him. Oh, that's

where I live.

With your daddy.

Oh, you're funny. Okay, that's real good.

Seriously, I will call the cops. Like I said, I don't really have to deal with

this. So just, come on, just play nice here.

Wait, do you have that game? You guys have knife?

No, no. You don't have knife? I will call the cops. I love that fucking board

game. Do you want to go to jail?

Stop fucking around. Just give me your address.

That way, like you said, if you didn't take anything, you can be out of here,

okay?

Okay.

31.

81. Okay.

Kinghorn Drive.

And, uh, seriously, what's your address?

Okay.

It's 314 -159

-6710.

Big number lane.

So you're still going to keep fucking around? I mean, let's go look it up.

a real one.

I definitely don't really think that's your address.

But if I confuse you for a murderer, you're going to be in a shitload of

problems. Shitload of problems, okay?

Fine, okay.

I'll stop fucking around.

It's 369.

Damn, you're fine.

Shake it, shake it, shake it for me.

One more time.

Get low.

Okay, well, I guess I'm going to call the cops.

Do you really want to keep fucking around like this, or what?

I don't really think it's funny to you, or... No, that one was pretty good. That

one was pretty good.

That was pretty good, but... That was pretty good.

I don't think hitting on security guards is really going to get you a lot.

anywhere here, okay? So, seriously, it's either that I'm going to call cops

because I'm getting tired of doing bullshit right now, or you can speed

whole thing up and you can already go.

Okay.

2114 Kinghorn Avenue.

Thank you. Okay.

Also, just a couple more questions.

Are you in school? Do you work or anything like that?

Already graduated.

Okay. All right. Great. Already graduated. Do you have a job?

I mean, just looking like this is kind of my job.

Okay, you're one of those. All right, cool.

All right, well, sit tight. I'm going to go back into my office. I'm going to

review the footage just to make sure that my employee was telling the truth

to give you telling the truth.

I'm going to run your name, make sure that you don't get any prizes, anything

like that.

And one last time, you stick until you didn't take anything, right?

Yep. I didn't take anything.

Okay. I'll be right back then.

Just sit tight.

Don't do anything stupid.

Like I said.

That's your job.

Yeah, there's old cameras.

You're funny.

This camera's here watching all your moves and everything like that. I'm

to also have the door locked so I don't cry through the opening.

They've been watching me struggle, as he sure was.

But they're watching the fact, just to see if I'm innocent.

I'm innocent, fuckers!

I'll work hard to be nice to people and just really leave this on my work.

my big pin my big pin and my mall security job

You come here more often in this chair.

Oh my

god, no one's at the table to fucking

look me up. I go and fucking search this shit up myself.

And HR came in here and he would not be working.

Fuck.

My god.

I hope he's watching me right now.

Security guard Mike, what do you think about this?

Does it look like what is missing from the fucking shelf?

Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey. Get the fuck out of my seat. So you returned.

Yeah, I did. Step into my office.

Sit in your chair.

I'm going to call the cops, okay? Sit in my chair back.

Jesus Christ, you are a fucking brat today, huh?

Damn.

I feel that you entertained yourself while I was gone, clearly.

Yeah.

What's stopping you?

Right, well, I ran your info and your name. It seems like, you know, you don't

have any priors or anything like that, which is a good thing.

But, you know, I did check the camera footage.

And, you know, I'm going to have to leave my employee here because the

that I watched, it seemed like you did take something.

What? No.

Well, yeah, because, you know, I did see you take something off the shelf. What

was that? What did I take? It was in our sex department.

I don't even know what sex is.

I'm sure someone like you doesn't know what that is.

And I was, you know, kind of curious, and then I followed your next steps

through each camera that we have in our store, and, you know, the last camera

that caught you on, on camera, was the one right outside the dressing room.

Right? So, the reason why it took me a little bit to come back here and

everything, you know, I went back to the dressing room and I wanted to, you

know, check the stalls that were there.

And I happened to just, you know, found this.

And, you know, I was like, oh, she left it there. I was like, maybe she really

didn't take anything like you said. But then, then I decided to open it up and,

you know,

I mean, there's nothing in it, so.

I was like, oh, she took something. Look at that.

I mean, like I said, I watched the footage.

We didn't really get back there, so.

I mean, I didn't.

I didn't do anything. Maybe it's one of your employees.

Okay, well, if, um... That's perfect, then. I told you, the woman with the

eye. Okay, well, I... You're looking at me crazy.

Alright, well, I'm still gonna... I'm still gonna give you the benefit of the

doubt because, like you said, traffic and now, who knows, right?

So, like you said, if you, um... If you didn't really take it, you wouldn't have

minded up if you just stood up real quick and just wanted to give you a

pat -down just to make sure it's not on you anywhere?

Um... Yeah.

Uh... You know, I think I... I have to go to the bathroom first.

No, I mean, it only will take a second. Oh, I really have to go.

I mean, come on.

It's not that hard. It'll just take a second. And if you don't have anything

you, you can go pee at home.

Instead of my dirty bathroom. That's not sorry. You really don't want to know

how dirty it is.

I know.

I know, man.

So, just come on. Stand up.

Just a quick pat down. That's it.

Okay. You okay there?

Yeah. Okay.

You're looking slightly funny, that's all.

Wow, am I being... I'm just making sure that you're not... Are you making fun of

me, too? I'm just making sure that you're not hurt. Okay, arms out, please.

Okay, nothing there.

Hey, hey.

All right, spread the legs, let's go.

What is that?

That's just my tampon. No, no, no. Give it to me. That's my tampon. It's just

your stuff.

Do you want me to call the police? Give me what just fell out of there.

Right now.

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Aha.

What is this? The Joshua Lewis special?

What is a girl like you needing with a fucking dildo, huh?

Please don't call the cops. Why would you steal this from my store?

Like, he's your favorite influencer.

Well, you got yourself in a little bit of trouble here. Come here. Now I gotta

finish the rest of the surf, because I can't trust a word you said. Spread

You gotta make sure that you didn't take anything else here, okay?

You don't understand what kind of trouble you are in here, ma 'am.

Okay?

Hey, dip it. I need to do a very, very thorough search, and this is what's

happen. Or I'm gonna pick up that phone, and you're gonna get arrested, okay?

So, obey.

Or you're going to go straight to jail. I have enough evidence.

Just making sure that there's nothing else here, okay?

Okay. Excuse me for a second. We're coming down here. Hey, zip it, okay?

Just kind of doing a very, very thorough search here, okay?

Just wanted to make sure that you don't have anything here, all right?

Let's just make sure.

In fact, there's nothing else here, huh?

Um, I don't... Hey, hey, Zip. Hey, I don't... Hey,

Zip. I'm going to pick up that phone, okay?

You put yourself in this situation now.

You got to deal with the consequences.

All right, you know, I can't really tell you. You need to take everything off.

I don't know. See, I don't think you should do that. I know my rights.

I mean, you forfeited your rights when you stole that item and left the store.

You don't have any rights anymore.

Next part of this whole process, me, you know, doing this, is you getting naked

so I can perform a strip search.

And I can't do that if you have your clothes on, right? So, like, there's a

couple more steps here in this process before we get to the end of this where

you're going to go to jail.

Okay? Are you guys seeing this?

Are you saying that? I mean, they did say that you did build dildos, so I

think they're going to care very much.

Okay? Or I could just call the cops. No, no, no, please don't. Okay, okay, okay,

I'm getting undressed.

Okay. Because you don't want to do this down at the precinct in front of

disgusting rapists and murderers and who else knows what's down there, right?

You think they'd really put me there?

I mean, there's no female jail.

female prison where you go afterwards but you know the jail so the police

department's not really co -ed so you might be the only female there tonight

a weekend so you might be there for quite some time okay

that's it that's what i

want come on take everything off just like that yes

Here, give me, throw me your shirt. I'm going to make sure that you didn't steal

this from the store.

There's a little tag on here. That's a very good thing. Cool.

All right, you got to end the skirt.

Come on, you already did the cavity search. I didn't do any, I didn't do a

cavity search.

Take the skirt off.

You already potted me down.

Well, you need to take it off. I got to make sure I can visualize.

See, nothing is taken.

Alright. Let's go.

Come on.

Take it off.

That's a good girl.

You're becoming better at listening.

You promise you're not going to call the cops?

We'll figure that out. If you don't want to deal with this at the jail, let's

get this part over and we'll talk about it, okay?

Yeah, it's a good girl.

Hand me your skirt, please.

I

don't

know why you're covering yourself up.

I'm going to have to pat you down and everything, okay? So there you go. Just

get very comfortable, okay?

It's a safe space here, all right?

Yeah, perfect.

Just like that.

All right, cool. I'll just come here.

I'm just going to give you another little track down. Come on.

You can spread your legs for me. Let's go. Just like that. Uh -huh.

And here we go. Okay.

This will all go over really, really, really quick.

Just a little longer.

Okay. I just got to make sure everything is done very thoroughly here. Okay.

Okay. I'm just going to make sure. Spread a little bit more for me. There

go.

Josh, it's already there. You got what you want. I just want to make sure

it's mucking up.

Okay.

That's good.

Okay.

Hey, I'm just making sure, because this is a technique where if there's anything

else shoved up there, it will come out, and if this doesn't work, I have one

more, and we can do, so I can just double check you didn't shove anything

up here, okay?

Okay, if you just relax a little bit, it will be over soon, and this will speed

everything up, okay.

All right, well.

I can't tell if anything is going to come out, so if you don't mind for me,

could just slightly bend over the deck here. I'm going to put some lube on my

hand, and I'm going to get really in there and swirl around and make sure you

didn't really shove anything else up there, okay?

Then do you have to do this?

No,

I don't, but I mean, I could have the tweet. No, no, no.

All right, bend over for me, please.

I'm going to get a nice and warm wet. I'm not going to be an asshole like

guys. I'm just going to give it a quick, quick search here, okay?

Just insert my finger.

A little bit of pressure, okay?

Yeah. Just a little bit, okay? I'm just going to go back and forth to make sure.

You can feel that there's nothing in there, right? I won't. I'm just going to

make sure. Like I said, this is going to be very, very thorough.

There we go.

Just want to make sure that there's nothing in there.

There we go.

That's good. Just like that.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

This will all be over really soon, okay? I just want to make sure that there's

really nothing in there, okay?

If you can, if you don't mind, if you spread your butt for me, it'll help me

really in there, okay?

Come on, just reach around and grab your cheeks. There we go. Thank you. That's

perfect.

Just like that, so everything's getting tighter.

Now what I need you to do is just give me a good couple coughs here, okay?

To cough?

Yeah, cough.

Cough with my finger inside.

All right, I promise it's not COVID. This is not COVID related.

All right, give me a couple more coughs. Let's go.

Let's get some more.

All right, deeper.

Oh, that was perfect. All right, now I should be able to get all the way in

there. Yep, okay.

Just making sure there's really nothing in there. Those coughs really did help.

All right, I'm coming out.

Okay, cool. All right, well.

There wasn't really anything else in there.

So, if you're in luck, you can kindly have a seat there, please.

I'll be with you in one second.

One, two.

So, you know, what should we do here?

You stole this. Like, is there a reason?

You don't have a boyfriend or something like that?

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

But, I mean, he's my favorite influencer, and they just came out with

it.

So, I mean, but I think I have, like, a coupon for, like, a free dinner

somewhere. I can give that to you, and maybe I can just go. I think it's a

little too late for that, huh?

What if you, like...

What else do you think you could maybe do here to get yourself out of the

situation, huh? I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe I could phone a friend. Maybe they can give me some cash

something. No, no. We're not going to... You can't pay for it. You already...

You packed that boat, so... I was maybe thinking about...

I don't know.

I just wanted to use this so bad.

Do this.

I mean, you're already kind of naked, right?

Why don't you, um... Why don't you use this in front of me and put on a little

show?

Are you serious?

Yeah, you know, I think.

I don't know if I... I don't know if I can do that. I mean... What do you mean

you don't think you can do that? I mean, you just stole this, so...

Yeah, but that was, I was gonna, you know.

Use it when you got home? Yeah.

Well, now you can use it in front of me, right? I mean, if you don't want to go

to jail, I mean, I don't really see the home.

Is this the only way?

Yeah, this is, this is a start, let's say, huh? How about that?

A start?

Yes, a start.

Depends on, you know, how good of a job you do.

Hmm.

Come on.

Get up on there.

Josh Lewis 9000, am I right?

Exactly.

Remember, the better job you do, the quicker you get out of this situation,

okay?

ramp it up a little bit okay here there we go that's a good girl

this one actually might have skills

okay

there

we go no no i want to i want to see a little bit more aren't you also like I'm

gonna throw some talking in there, too, and, you know, maybe fuck yourself a

little bit.

Okay. You know, maybe, you know, when you're fucking yourself, you could say,

oh, that's such a good security guard stick or something like that, you know?

Hold on.

We're gonna just ease you into this, okay?

Okay.

That's it.

There we go, just like that.

Get it nice and wide, and, you know.

Wow, this security guard stick feels so good in my throat.

Oh yeah, does it really?

I thought it would feel even better in my pussy.

You can put it in there, just like that.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

It feels so good.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, just like that.

Back and forth.

Uh -huh.

There we go.

That's very very good.

I love the cutie bird cock.

That's it. Just like that. Keep going. Yeah, I get really into it.

That's... Oh, wow.

It's so deep inside me.

There you go. Pretend like I'm not even here, okay?

Let's just have some fun. There you go.

That's it.

Keep it going. There we go. Just like that. Uh -huh.

Yeah. So good.

There we go.

Uh -huh.

That's a good girl.

Keep doing that while I stroke my fucking cock.

I don't know if I'll get it.

That's it. He's taking my cock off the security guard's cock.

That's what you want, right?

You want to taste the cock?

Okay, just like that. That's really good.

That's it.

Well... There we go. How was that?

That's it. Well, I did it. It was a lot of fun. I should be... No, no, no, no,

no. How about... I should be going now. No, no, no, no, no.

You know, actually, I was just kind of getting started here. How about just one

more position? I don't know if you could just, like, turn around for me and, you

know, and, like, doggy and just really fuck yourself. Good, huh?

Come on.

You can do it.

Like I said, do the bad. I'm going to go call the cops.

Okay.

Come on.

There we go.

That's a good girl.

Just like that. Like that?

Yeah, in there.

Uh -huh.

There we go.

Just like that.

There we go. If you need some move, just move up there.

That's a big one.

You know, actually, looking at that cock and my cock, it's kind of the same

almost.

Oh, that's cool.

It's actually very interesting here, huh? Yeah.

That's a big one.

There we go.

What if, uh, you mind maybe if, um, if I helped you out there a little bit, if I

did it?

Um, yeah.

Just leave it in there and, you know, I'll take over for you for a little bit

there. Okay.

Uh -huh.

You know, I'll just work it up. Okay.

There we go.

That's it. I got it.

Oh, yeah. Just like that, huh?

Yeah. There we go. Just like that. Yeah.

That feels so good.

I love that security guard cough.

There you go. That's it. That's that one in here. Yeah, you know, this is very,

very slow. That's why it's interesting.

Oops.

It's with the heart. One second.

One second. Hold on. One second. There you go.

Um.

Um.

Oh, you know, you kind of got me in the mood.

I'm just going to use you until you make me come.

You just want to get out of here, okay?

Yeah, is that the only way that... I mean, you did such a good job with that.

kind of just want to see how it really goes through, okay?

So,

you're going to make me come.

Okay. And then I'll let you go. How would that sound, okay?

It's prison, I guess. Are you sure it's the only way?

keep acting just like that for me that'll help me come oh really into it

that's what i want

This is so you don't blackmail me afterwards saying I did stuff.

I didn't mean to, okay?

Just keep telling me how much you like it, want it, and this will be over

quickly.

You got to make me come, okay? Maybe you can make a couple of blow drops. Let's

see. Okay.

Okay.

There we go.

Like that.

Just like that. Put it in your mouth also.

Get it nice and wet.

Just like that.

Was that good?

Yeah. Keep doing more of that, okay?

Okay, also while you're sucking it too.

Are you hot?

Uh -huh, hot. Yes, please.

Yes, please. Yes, please.

Monocle.

and that's where you go from there.

Can you lay back in the chair with both your feet behind your neck, huh?

Holy shit. Holy shit.

You look pretty facial, okay?

That's it.

Please. Please.

Please.

Please.

keep going right there right there right there oh she's very good

Now get the fuck out of my office. Before you go, look into the camera and

I will never steal again.

I'll never steal again.

Bye. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.