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Definitely Maze, man. Nah,

bro, listen, bro. I'm gonna say it how it reads.

It reads Mazi, bro.

Nah, man, it's the last piece.

Silent?

He's like European, huh?

Maze.

Alright, I'll call you Maze then.

Mazay! Yo, Mazay!

Where you at, bro? What are you doing? Look, is that the cops right there?

Are you fucking lost right now?

Nah, it's kind of raining, bro.

There's not going to be nothing in the beach right now because we're scouting

the neighborhoods.

So the first time working with this Mazay guy and we have rainy clouds and,

like, no girls.

You never know.

I don't know. Is he into other shit? Should we just, like... Well, if... When

go to the beach, there's probably going to be a lot of dudes out there.

They went to the beach, he said?

All right, Maze said no beach, no dudes.

No dudes, Maze!

Maze, Maze, Maze!

Bro, you're totally lost, bro. It's nice out at least.

You're totally lost, bro. This is fucking, this is retarded. Nah, there's

to be people out here.

Give me that blow horn.

Blow horn.

Blow horn.

That's how you blow the hose out.

That's how you call the hose out? That's how you call it.

Yo, this thing has been on.

This thing is on this whole time. Really?

Yes, it was on.

This thing was on.

Yeah, it works.

Mazay with two E's.

Hello, everyone. We have Mazay in the bus today. We have Mazay, and he spelled

his name with two E's.

We looking for some, why do you gotta call them hoes, Maze?

Why you gotta call them hoes, Maze? That's not very nice. Maze, Maze, that's

very nice, Maze.

They're, they're females. They're beautiful women.

Oh, there's one there. There's one there. Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Oh, shit, whoa.

We're off -roading. Hi, how you doing?

We're off -roading.

Hello. Hi.

This guy spells his name with two E's. Just thought you should know that.

What? We have a guy in here that spells maze with two E's.

Okay. She said, okay.

Okay.

Should we cross the street? Are you going to go straight or left? Which way

should we go?

That's good.

That's good.

Are you lost?

Is this a little loud? This is a little loud, huh? Yeah. Causing attention with

this? Yeah. Alright, I'll put it down.

So how you doing?

I'm okay.

She's like... Look, look.

Keep following her.

We're not trying to bother you.

Just trying to follow you. We're just trying to follow you.

We're just following you home.

Can we follow you all the way home?

No?

Whoa. Dude, if you get this fucking thing stuck... Oh, god damn it. I

don't know.

There's nowhere to get stuck, bro.

Oh, shit. That was a sewer drain right there.

Yeah, it could have just broken. It would have just fucking... Yeah, so

We're not trying to harm or hurt or do anything bad. I have a tube channel. Let

me explain myself.

I have a tube channel and I just want to give you money.

Here's a hundred bucks.

For no reason whatsoever.

Why?

Well, because that's what you do with tube channels, right? You just give away

money. And then they get a lot of views. And then somehow you get the money

back.

That's exactly how it is, right?

You give away money, so then people watch it.

And then when they watch it, you get your money back.

So, I want to get more money back here. I just want to give it to you.

What's the catch?

I like how you're just taking my money without no fucking question. She's just

like... I mean... Alright, so no, look.

Let's get to know each other. Do you got five minutes?

I guess.

Yeah?

I see you walking kind of alone on this gloomy day. What are you up to?

Just wasting time, really.

Just wasting time?

Yeah. Oh.

Waiting for your friends?

Okay. How old are you, by the way?

I'm 18.

Oh, do you have ID just to prove that? I don't want to make sure I don't want to

talk into... No. She said no? I mean, I'm saying, do you have an ID?

Maybe not with you, but do you have an ID?

Yeah. I just want to make sure you're 18. I'm not trying to talk to... Okay,

cool. So, you're just waiting for your friend or something? You're from here?

You live here? Your friend lives around here or something?

Yeah, she does.

Yeah? Is she waiting for her parents to leave or something? Are you sneaking

into her house?

No, she's getting her nails done.

Oh, she's getting her nails done.

Oh. And you're just walking around this beautiful day, huh?

Yeah. What's your name?

You don't want to tell me?

No. Oh, okay. Well, make a name up then.

Candy.

That's okay.

Candy. Candies.

Oh,

okay.

Like, all right, do you spell that with two E's like Maze does?

No. All right.

All right.

Well, look.

Yeah, we're just, you know, just handing out money.

I got a question for you.

What do you do? Do you work? Do you go to school?

I go to work.

You work? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Did you finish school?

Yeah. Oh, nice. What do you do?

Oh, okay. You work at a restaurant?

Do I make you nervous? Does the camera make you nervous?

Yeah. Yeah? You've never been on camera like this before?

No. Okay. Well, don't be nervous.

Just, you know, we're just chatting.

Just chatting. Do you want us to leave you alone?

Yeah. You do?

Shit! I want to give you more money, though.

I have a question. Would you take... Would you take a thousand dollars?

Or would you...

Give away $3 ,000 to a stranger.

I'd take $1 ,000.

Fucking greedy, huh?

Jesus. She said yeah.

So you would just take $1 ,000, huh?

Okay.

Well, then here's your $1 ,000.

I can't believe I'm just giving it to you like that.

I can't believe you just clearly said you would just take it.

I guess you're just not trying to work, huh?

I'm not working.

Yeah.

All right. Well, do you have a boyfriend, Candy?

No. No?

Why not? Are you crazy?

No, I don't have time for that.

You don't got time for that? No.

Oh.

Okay. So what do you do for fun?

Swimming.

Did you say swimming?

Yeah, I like swimming.

You're a swimmer?

Yeah.

All right. I wasn't ready for that answer. That threw me off.

That's what you do for fun. You swim.

All right.

Cool.

Do you wish you were swimming right now instead of talking to me? Yeah, it was

kind of cold.

You can find somewhere to swim.

Yeah, you want us to take you to a pool?

No. Come on, we'll find a nice warm pool.

No, I'm good.

Come on.

Indoor pool?

No.

Jacuzzi? You want to swim in the jacuzzi? No.

No? No.

All right, Candy. I feel like I'm making you uncomfortable. And that wasn't my

goal. So I'm very sorry.

I'll let you just go back to walking.

Okay.

One thing, though. Before you leave, maybe we could... I'd like to kind of

you more money since you like money.

Would you be willing to...

Would you be willing to... I notice you're wearing like a nice little dress

stuff. I don't know if you have what you have under that.

But I'm going to ask you something that might like fucking blow your mind.

What's so funny?

But um...

Would you sell us your underwear? Is that like

weird?

fucking weird.

That was really weird? Yeah.

Like, look, put it right there.

No?

No? No. No underwear?

No.

She said no?

Yeah, that was weird. I'm just saying.

I'm not going to take my underwear off. I'm here.

Well, I mean, do you want to hear my offer?

Sure.

I'm assuming your underwear probably costs about...

$2, $3?

Probably. I'll give you $1 ,000.

No.

$1 ,000?

That's just weird.

Maz sold me his underwear for $5.

You let me take them off, too, and everything.

Don't believe this guy. Don't believe this guy.

No, $1 ,000?

No. Are you sure?

Would you rather just walk away?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Do you hate us?

Do you hate us?

Yes. Oh, man. She said yes.

Fuck. Hurry up, dude. Hurry up.

I don't think I had her at all, to be honest.

She's a tough one. She's a tough one.

Excuse me. All right. Can I up my offer?

I guess.

Well, I know you like money. The way you took on my money, like, I got two, I

got $1 ,500.

You sound nervous.

Yeah.

Wow, look, you're stepping in a lot of mud.

$1 ,500 for your underwear?

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

For your answer, for your answer.

$2 ,000.

Come on, that's a lot of money.

Just for my underwear.

Just for your underwear.

Okay.

Wait, you would? Yeah.

Holy shit.

Okay, take them off.

I'm not going to take them off in the public. That's just weird.

Oh, oh, sure. No, right. I get it. I get it. Um, Mays, Mays, open the door. Open

the door. Look, if you want, you could, I mean, if you, I mean, you want to look

inside and just see how, like, nice it is in here? Yeah, check it out.

Get the cooler. So, like, look, see, there's nothing in here. We're cool.

We've got the kitchen up front. We have a blanket laying down.

Oh, well, because the carpet is really rough.

So it's like, you know, just kind of like soften it up. We don't have enough

money to replace the carpet.

But you have enough money to take my underwear.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, come on. You know, carpet or underwear? Yeah,

underwear any day. Any day.

We have a priority straight.

But if you come in, you're going to have to take your shoes off because I saw

that you have nothing but mud over there. So like, you know, if you don't

And then look, and then once you give us your underwear, we'll give you money

and then we'll drop you off where you want to be. Like, no big deal.

I mean, we don't have to go anywhere. You can just sit here. It's fine. I

you know, I mean, we're just trying to get some underwear. He's like, Maze

to smell them.

You ever had your underwear smelled?

No. Sniffed?

No? Never been with a panty sniffer? No, that's just weird.

You never wanted to sniff a guy's underwear?

No, I think that's weird and quite frankly creepy.

Really? Yeah.

You know.

You know, a little musky. A little musky smell.

I guess.

Yeah. A little spice.

A little old spice.

A little old spice down there.

So what do you say? No?

Yes? No? I guess. Yes? No? Two grand?

You're walking away with a lot of money, man. You're caking it right now. You're

fucking making some good money off of us. Yeah.

So look, sit down and just kind of, you can leave your shoes right there, like

on the edge of it.

You want me to take them off?

Well, just, yeah. Well, because there's mud, right? You're going to get mud in

our house.

This is our house.

This is our house.

Hey,

that's a good, that sounds like a good tube show.

Right. Three men living in a van. There you go.

Thank you.

I'll pitch that to the networks.

Okay, can we... Yeah.

So... There you go.

Should we, like... Should we give this to you?

I'll put it right here.

Well, he wants your underwear. I specified that already.

She's taking it off.

Oh, man, she's got it.

Wow,

they're silky.

They're like satin.

Satin silky. Oh, shit, here's your... You want to come sit down right here?

Sit down right here. We'll talk a little bit, or no?

You're not trying to just get off real quick, are you?

No. No? Here we go. Sit down and look. I mean...

You little weirdo.

Alright, so you never had your panty sniffed? No.

Nice.

So can I ask you a couple questions?

I guess.

So why no boyfriend? You said you don't have time?

Yeah, no time. So what do you do for, what do you, what do you do for, what do

you do for fun? Like meaning like with, you know, fun with guys. Like what do

you do? How do you, do you, you know, are you just not doing anything with

Do you do like one night stands?

Do you? Yeah, like one night stands like once in a while.

Once in a while? Yeah. What do you look for in a one night stand?

You don't mind me asking.

Do you mind if we drive a little bit? Just because, like, what happens is the

way the engine works with the AC, that if we don't, like, rotate the tires a

little bit, that the AC doesn't get cold.

And so, like, the tires have to move or the AC doesn't move.

I don't know if you know anything about mechanics, but that's how ACs work.

Yeah. Tires have to rotate or else the AC doesn't work.

And it's getting kind of warm in here. Do you mind if we just drive around your

neighborhood right here?

Just around the neighborhood. If you want to get off, trust me, just tell me

want to get out. We'll let you out. We're not trying to... Okay, you have

freedom to go whenever you want, okay?

Okay. Yeah, just drive a little bit so the AC can cool down.

I like her.

She's chill, she's chill.

He likes you.

So what do you think about Maze?

How do you spell Maze? Tell me how you spell Maze.

M -A -Z -E?

Yeah. No, no, no, no. What's the correct way of spelling it, Maze?

Oh, okay. Yeah, I just was, I was wondering.

Yeah, I was wondering.

I was just, yeah. That's what I thought, too. I think me and you are on the same

page. I told you, man. It's my day.

My day.

With the train on it.

He's European.

He's French.

You look nervous.

You still nervous?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah?

Okay.

Don't be nervous.

Oh,

these are just people that we've met over the years, you know?

They come in and, you know.

Yeah.

All our interviewers. Yeah, we've bought panties from most of all these people.

Yeah.

Cool.

These smell pretty good.

You can stop smelling the panties, man.

Summer's Eve.

Summer's Eve. Summer's Eve. Can I buy your dress?

I don't know. I like this dress.

You'd be naked.

Would you... Do you have any other tattoos anywhere?

I do. I have quite a few. I have this one.

Yeah? I do have one between my boobs.

Oh. And then I have one on my thighs.

My ankle.

Really? On your thigh?

Yeah. And on my stomach.

Would you get naked?

Is that... Is that too much to ask?

Is that too much to ask?

Way too much to ask.

Yeah? Okay.

Okay.

Can Maisie get... Maisie get naked?

I'm feeling like I need to take this kind of... Why?

Why? I don't like... Why? He likes... Yeah, he's a nudist. You know what

are? A lot.

That's good.

So, what are your friends doing right now? You said your friends are doing

nails? What else are you guys doing? What are you guys doing for, you guys

out? You guys going to have some fun?

We went out yesterday to the mall and I was about to.

It's kind of gloomy.

Yeah? Yeah, it is kind of gloomy.

Wait you so you for you from right? You said Orlando?

Where'd you say you from? I didn't say where I was from.

Oh, you didn't? No. Okay.

Are you you from here? Where you from?

No, I'm from Orlando.

Orlando? Oh, okay.

Just visiting friends, huh? Mm -hmm.

Oh man, what are you doing? Maz with her underwear.

Maybe she wanted those back.

Nah, I think she could.

I mean, what's that?

Nope. You guys paid for it.

It's yours.

So you're not going to acknowledge his dick out?

No.

She said maybe if I ignore it, it's not really there.

Yeah.

Nah, yeah, his dick is out. It's really there.

It's his panties, man.

Are you nervous?

I don't want to watch that.

You don't want to watch that? No.

Why not?

I can play with my panties.

I might as well put them on.

I don't know about that one. Yeah.

He's just jerking off with your satin panties.

So I'd like to get you naked.

There's got to be a number we can do.

Would you show us anything?

I mean, you're not wearing panties. Would you, like, open your legs for a

thousand? No.

2 ,000?

Mm -mm.

Which is weird.

3 ,000?

I don't know.

35?

Why so high?

I'm just trying to get to a number that you're happy with.

Maybe.

I mean, look.

You got no boyfriend.

Right?

You said you do do one -night stands every now and then.

So, I mean, his dick out shouldn't make you too embarrassed because, you know,

you do like guys and you do have sex.

Right? Yeah.

So... I guess.

Would you grab it?

You'd rather grab it than open your legs? Yeah.

Shit, well then, okay, fine.

I'll give you 500 bucks to grab it.

Rate it. Do you know what rating means? Like, give us a 1 to 10, like, what do

you think of his dick?

It's a 10.

It's a 10? Yeah.

Really?

What makes it a 10, in your opinion?

It's not too long, but it's girthy.

Oh, you're a girthy kind of girl?

Well, girls always wear, like, long dicks, but that hurts.

yeah oh so you like a girth over length yeah ah so he gets a 10

for that and then the size you said that's a good size yeah

yeah how many guys have you been with

Number six.

He wants to be number six.

You want me to sleep with you?

No, no one's sleeping. Yeah, no one's going to go to sleep.

No one's going to go to sleep.

Actually,

we're just having fun watching you just jerk it. That's cool.

I don't know. I haven't had sex in a while.

You haven't had sex in a while? No.

So does this, you know, you touching it right now, is that like turning you on

at all?

I guess.

You guess?

Yeah. Yeah?

I mean, are you just nervous?

I'm just nervous. It's weird.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, you know. Well, look, you should just forget I'm even

I'm not even here.

I'm just a fly on the wall. It's just you and him. You and the dick is here.

That's it.

So it's one maze with two E's.

With two E's.

Maze.

Maze.

Want to grab it with two hands?

Two hands.

You think your mouth fits?

Oh God, I don't know.

You think, would you consider yourself someone good at giving head?

No. Oh my God, really?

Yeah. Why?

I don't know, because I haven't done it like a lot.

Really? Really.

I mean, he could rate you. Since you rated him, he could rate you on your

I guess.

Yeah, let's get some rings going.

God.

Oh yeah. I'm going to give you tons of money. You're going to leave here with a

good pocket full of cash.

Yeah.

You're not doing bad at all.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Sorry,

you can make a mess.

Yeah, go ahead.

Keep going.

Don't work on that.

Don't work on that.

So did you rate it?

I would definitely rate that a 10.

Definitely rate that a 10. You can spit all that out. Let it out, girl.

You trying not to be messy or something?

I just want to lay on my thing.

You don't like the spit, huh?

Uh -uh.

Nature's lubricant. Yes, it is.

I don't hear faces spitting on my dick.

Let's see I have.

Oh, she's still getting used to sucking dick, huh? She is.

I love it when it's like that, though.

Reversion, bro.

Would you rather put it in your pussy?

Actually, they're kind of horny right now.

They are kind of horny? Oh, shit.

So would you bend over and show us?

Turn around that way and just pull up your dress.

There you go, bend lower.

Oh, it's a pretty pussy.

She was not playing. It's been a minute, huh?

That pussy was tight.

Yeah, I think she likes it now.

That's the point.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'll take a photo of you later.

Yeah.

What is fucking happening?

Let me see that face right here.

Thank you so much.

Can I take that dress off?

Oh.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh.

That's a good ol' punch right there.

Oh shit.

Mmm.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

God damn it.

Sit up, sit up on it.

Right on your back.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Goddamn. Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes. Right there. Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm. Mm, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, goddamn.

Mm.

Wipe it with your sweater.

No. That was a lot.

God damn.

Oh, fuck.

You got boogers?

Oh, man.

Look, get her a napkin back there. Get her a wipe or something.

Oh, man. Look how you came on her face.

Poor girl.

Give her a couple.

Oh,

yeah. Well, I mean, you know, hey, you made a lot of money, though. You got

money you could have walked away with.

It was worth it, right?

Yeah, it was worth it.

What are you going to spend your money on?

You got anything you've been wanting to buy?

No. No? Save it? Save it.

Save it? Save it.

Well, that's good.

Whew.

That was twisted.

So we're kind of still in your neighborhood a little bit, but we might

little bit of ways Yeah, yeah, do you mind if we let you out here

No, the panties belong to us.

Yeah, we pay for them.

Yeah, she's got to go with no panties.

You going to tell your friends?

No. No?

Why not? Are you ashamed of us?

No comment.

I think we had a lot of good, I think we had some good moments.

There's a lot of good memories to cherish.

Hey,

do you mind if we get your phone number? Maybe we could, you know, talk about if

you ever want to do this again, you know, something like this, more like

for this kind of money, you know? Yeah?

Can you hear? Just, yeah, pass your number to, you know, pass your phone to

put your number in there.

Good all right nice Yeah, okay, you know we'll call you later. You know maybe

you want to make some more money like this I mean how you walked. I mean

like five grand or some crazy -ass number right now Awesome, yeah get all

money And your sweater

So, yeah, you did great. So it was good, right?

Yeah, it was actually great. Yeah, you had a lot of fun? Yeah, it was fun. You

vibed well with him and stuff.

So you're going to be okay here, right? You're going to know how to get back

home? Yeah. You can call like a ride share or something like that? No, I'm

I'm good. Okay. Well, look, one second.

You said your name was Candy, right? Yeah. Can you just do me one favor and

look at the camera and just say, Hi, my name's Candy and I just got fucked on

the bus. Hi, my name's Candy and I just got fucked on the bus.

That was cool, man.

Mazay, swazay.

Mazay. Mazay, swazay. Double A.

All right, so listen, you're buying us lunch now since you got the pussy. Yeah,

man, let's go. We want a lobster.

Lobster. Oh, man.

Lobster steak on the whole nine yards.