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Can I ask you a question?
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Certainly. What did you just hit me
with?
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It was that old record player, son. I'm
sorry.
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That's the best it sounded in years.
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Well, I admit it was in bad shape, Pop,
but at least it played.
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Well, not as good as our new stereo.
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Wait a second.
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We can't afford a new stereo.
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Can you what? I said we can't afford a
new stereo. That's why I'm stealing one.
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That's what Honest Al said on TV.
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His stereo specialist steals at $19 .95
a month.
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For how many months?
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48 months.
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48 months?
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Pop, that's four years.
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You're paying more for the interest than
you will for the stereo.
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Honestly, I wouldn't rip nobody off.
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I mean, you see, I really got to know
him today because he came on TV 32 times
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during the movie Madness.
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It was a great picture, too, son.
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Gork fights a giant cyclops.
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See, the cyclops was losing.
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He cried.
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Tears fell in the Pacific Ocean and
caused a tidal wave in El Segundo.
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Would you stop that?
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Well, anyway, I called Honest Al, and
he's on his way over here. Honest Al?
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Pop, with a name like Honest Al, he
couldn't possibly be honest.
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Why not?
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Tricky Dicky was tricky.
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I get that.
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You don't have to bother. I get that
myself.
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Aye.
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You Honest Al?
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Honest Hank of Honest Al's.
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Honest?
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Honest? Well, where's Honest Al?
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He's in court.
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I think you're making a fine choice, Mr.
Sanford. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. He's not making any
choice. I am.
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You want to buy a stereo?
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I happen to be a great music lover.
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Can you still hear well enough to
appreciate fine music, old man?
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Can you still see well enough,
youngster, to duck somebody in?
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Hey, talk to yourself.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Sanford.
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It's just that most of our customers are
younger.
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What kind of stereo were you interested
in? The one Honest Al talked about on
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TV, the Quasimodo.
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Oh, you mean the Quadrasonic.
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Yeah, that one, too.
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Well, our Quadrasonic sells for $475
without tax.
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Honest Al said it was $19 .95 a month.
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He wants to buy it on time.
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That's not possible.
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Why not?
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Four years is a long time.
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And when a man reaches your age, Mr.
Sanford, you'll never know when he'll be
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calling.
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If you don't sell me that stereo time,
he might be calling you sooner than you
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think.
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Look, it's not up to me.
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It's company policy.
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We don't sell on time to anyone over 65.
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Who said I was 65?
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I'm 47.
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How old is your son?
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He just had his 316 party. He did?
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Yeah, managed Menudo Manor on
Manchester.
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Yeah, see, we Sanfords have always
looked somewhat old by age.
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Excuse me.
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Just like Esther has always looked...
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Somewhat ugly for her age.
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Watch it, sucker.
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Hello, Lamont. Oh, hi, Aunt Esther.
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We were having a bake sale at the
church, and I know how much you like
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potato pie.
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Oh, hey, thank you, Aunt Esther. It was
awfully nice of you to think of me.
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Mrs. Anderson?
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Aunt Esther!
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You mean you two know each other? Oh, I
bought a stereo from Hank a few weeks
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ago for only $19 .95 a month.
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Well, why'd you sell her one and sell me
one? Well, Mrs. Anderson isn't old.
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No, she's just ugly.
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How dare you call me ugly?
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I dare not call you anything else but
ugly.
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It's a sin to tell a lie.
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Fred Sanford, you are...
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evil man, and someday you're gonna pay.
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I'm paying now just by looking at you.
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Don't you see, Hank?
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Ugly people are as much a bigger risk as
old people.
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Like, any time a policeman might mistake
us for a Bigfoot and shoot it on sight.
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Now, what about my stereo, Hank? As I
said earlier, Mr. Sanford, you're too
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but your son can sign for it. Oh, hey,
no way, baby. I'm not gonna get ripped
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off by them charges.
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I'm surprised you bought one of them
stereos on time, Honest Al. Well, it was
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the only way I could afford one, Lamont.
And it does work well.
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Of course.
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At Honest Al, we felt the best for the
leaf.
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Well, he felt me one, but he sold one to
the beach.
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Well, uh, I gotta run.
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Let me know if you change your mind.
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How'd you like me to change your face?
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Good day.
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Not selling me one just because I'm old.
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I feel useless and worthless.
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Well, I think I better be running along,
too.
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Goodbye, Lamont. Goodbye, Anastor.
Goodbye, Gramps.
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Back to your cave, back...
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Old is bad.
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Hey, come on, Pop. You're not old. You
still got a lot of productive years in
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front of you.
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Yeah, well, if you're what comes out of
my assembly line, I'm closing down
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production.
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It's not easy being an old man in a
young world.
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I know, Pop. Unfortunately, our society
is youth -oriented.
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Yeah, see, the only time you see old
people in TV is in laxative and denture
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commercials. The whole world must think
that everyone over 65 years old ain't
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got no teeth and they're constipated.
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If you're really angry with this guy,
Honest Al, there's something that you
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do about it. I mean, there's a group of
senior citizens that fight against
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discrimination of the elderly.
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They call themselves the Gray Foxes. I
read about them in Jet.
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Well, can they get me the stereo?
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I don't know, but we could call them up
and find out. They should be listed in
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the yellow pages.
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Yeah, well, look in the yellow pages on
the old.
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Let your fingers do the creeping.
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Oh, here it is.
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The number is 555 -6245.
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If that's the guy's stereo, then I
should get one, too.
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Hello, great foxes. I say great foxes.
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This is Fred G. Sanford.
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The G stands for growing old.
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I like to speak to the head fox.
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Not red fox, head fox.
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are in charge.
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Yeah, well, wake him up.
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The great foxes should be here any
minute, Bubba.
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Oh? Well, maybe I better go then, Fred.
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Why?
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Well, I heard that if you stay around
real old people, you start getting older
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yourself.
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Oh, that's crazy, Bubba.
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Excuse me.
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But I hope it doesn't work for real ugly
people, because I've been around this a
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long time.
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Are you Fred Sanford?
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Yeah. Who are y 'all, Tony Orlando and
Twilight?
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I'm Clarence Richardson, and these are
Steve and Sister Millie and Rose.
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You're a good -looking young man.
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Back off, me wrinkle.
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Go over there and meet my friend Bubba.
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Please. Hi.
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We're pleased that you want to join the
Gray Foxes, Fred.
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Yeah, I see a lot of gray, but where the
foxes?
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We need a strong young man to show the
world that the elderly won't be pushed
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around anymore.
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Power to the foxes!
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How about you, Bubba? You want to join?
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Uh, no thanks.
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Fred, they've been here only a few
minutes, and my teeth are starting to
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loose already.
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It's good to find a man like you, Fred.
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You can say that again.
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He's cute.
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A man who's willing to fight for his
principles. A man with determination.
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A man who wants a stereo.
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A man who's getting older by the minute.
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You'll be leaving action, Fred.
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Not with you, paladin pussy.
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I have to leave.
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Even my blood is starting to get tired.
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Why don't you sit down?
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Like you said on the phone, Fred.
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We're not going to let Honest Al deprive
us of our rights.
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Well, we ought to do something about it.
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Power to the forces!
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We believe in peaceful political action.
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You are absolutely right. Let's bomb the
place!
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We can't do that.
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That's clear thinking, Fred.
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If we bomb the place, my stereo will be
destroyed.
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Well, Millie gets carried away
sometimes.
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How else is she going to move?
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There's a lot of stories that won't give
credit to old people. Well, then we
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should pick it on his house tomorrow.
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Right on!
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And you should lead, Fred, to celebrate
your first protest.
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Fidel Sanchez, leader of the people.
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You can lead me anywhere.
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How about out the pasture?
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Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
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All right.
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Attention and fall in.
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The G stands for Generalissimo.
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I like to keep my forces in line.
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Yeah, well, you need to be strict to
move an army.
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That's to move most armies.
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To move this army, I need Geritol.
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It's almost time.
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Make sure you take everything.
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Take the picket, the sign, the oxygen
tent. Take your sub -holes.
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But most important thing not to forget,
the closest toilet is across the street
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from the gas station.
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Now, one more time.
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One, two, three, four.
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History's in the making, son.
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It's just the same as anybody else.
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I'll have my cereal.
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Pop, you mean to tell me these people
are going to picket Honest Al's?
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Honest Al is no worse pal.
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Honest Al is no worse pal. Pop, you've
gone too far.
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No, I haven't. Honest Al is only a few
blocks down the street.
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Foxy, move out.
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Grave all the way.
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Grave all the way. Hey, be careful out
there, Pop. Grave all the way. Just be
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careful. I'll keep an eye on him.
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You can do it your way, Joe.
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Pop should have been home a long time
ago, Bubba. I'm worried.
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There's nothing to worry about, Lamont.
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Get that for me, Bubba, because I'm too
nervous.
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Who is it? Hello?
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Who is it?
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Smitty? It's Smitty, Lamont.
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He is?
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Good.
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He's with your father. He's all right.
Okay, give me the phone.
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Hello, Smitty?
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Where are you?
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Jail?
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Well, I'm hungry, too, but I gotta make
my rounds.
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Well, can you get me a fat burger?
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Not Harley.
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Well, look in death row. Maybe it left
something.
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Sanford, you're just gonna have to wait.
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You can't treat me like this. This is
cruel and inhuman punishment.
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Shut up!
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Huh? I said shut up, and that means shut
up. But I can live with it.
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Guess you ain't got much choice.
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Hey, Pop, what it is?
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What are you here for?
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I'm a political prisoner. See, I was
leading a peaceful protest when I had a
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-in with the police. Then they ran me in
here.
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Yeah? This your first time?
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Yeah, I ain't never been to a big house
before.
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How about you?
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Oh, man, this is my second home.
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Well, what are you in for?
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I lifted something heavy.
251
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That why you walk funny?
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No, I mean some expensive stuff, you
know, that didn't exactly belong to me.
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Oh, you in robbery.
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Robbery, burglary, extortion.
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Sort of a jack -of -all -trades.
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Kidnapping? Arson?
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Let me out of here!
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Oh, let me out of here!
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Please!
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You all right, Pop?
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I will be as soon as you get me out of
here. Well, don't worry about a thing.
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I'll raise your bail.
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Okay, come on in, Captain.
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What kind of guard are you?
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I mean, putting a good citizen like me
in the same jail where a human...
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out here when you did. Because five
minutes more and I'd have been in bad
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trouble. Why?
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I was just about to tear this guy apart.
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Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm glad.
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I'm glad I'm locked out here.
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I'll tell you something. It was the
worst experience of my life.
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Horrible conditions.
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Mean. prisoners, sadistic guards.
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I don't know how I survived it. Maybe
because you were only there 20 minutes.
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Well, it seemed like 20 years.
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00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,960
Well, you know, I want to ask you a
question, Pop.
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How come you were the only Gray Fox
arrested?
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Well, you see, son, we were picked in
peacefully.
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Then all of a sudden, we were surrounded
by police.
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Must have been over 100 of them.
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See, honestly, I'll call them.
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Well, naturally, they came after me
first because that's good military
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Always get the generalissimo.
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I heard that. Yeah, and this policeman
asked me to move, and we exchanged a few
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words. Unfortunately, he didn't like
none of mine.
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00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:35,400
So then my picket sign slipped, and I
accidentally hit the officer.
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You can't accidentally hit somebody on
the top of the head.
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00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,240
Well, you can if you're standing on a
truck.
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because you stood up for what you
thought was right.
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Thanks a lot, son.
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See, I believe in the American way.
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I mean, fight for what you believe in
and what's good. See, that's the way
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Muhammad Ali is. He never fights for
under $10 million.
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I get it.
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And I'm ready to fight right now.
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Please, Mr. Sanford. I came over here to
apologize.
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We had to call the police for business
reasons. What kind of business reasons?
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If we had let those pickets stay, we
wouldn't have any business.
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00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:21,160
And if you had let me buy on time, you
wouldn't have had no pickets. Do you
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any more picketing?
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We will picket until we get what we
want.
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00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,100
Look, Mr. Sanford, perhaps we can work
it out.
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00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,820
Work what out? I smell something rotten.
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00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,580
You started this action because you
wanted a stereo, Mr. Sanford.
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I think that can be arranged.
306
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,320
You mean you're going to change your
policy?
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00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:42,120
No, but if you call up your pickets...
We'll give you a stereo free.
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00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:46,440
Hey, my father wouldn't sell out the
Gray Foxes for a mere stereo.
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00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,340
Yeah, you're right, son.
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However, if you throw in a free record
collection.
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Anything you want.
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You got into Isaac Hayes and Leslie
Udall? We certainly do.
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00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,060
What about ethics and morality?
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00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,500
Yeah, throw them in, too, with Earthman.
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00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,380
Mr. Sanford, you wash our back?
316
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:10,590
and we'll wash yours.
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00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,290
You gonna wash my back?
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00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,130
You call up your pickets, and you'll get
your new stereo and record collection.
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00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,970
Hey, Pop, it's wrong, man.
320
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,310
No, it's not, son.
321
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,830
Now, if you just sign right here.
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00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,030
Uh, I thought the stereo was for free.
323
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,069
It is.
324
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Signing is just a mere formality.
325
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,570
Well, I don't know where to begin.
326
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:32,450
Then don't. I mean, this looks like
encyclopedia.
327
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,170
Sign there, and the stereo is yours.
328
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,490
Yeah, and your life is theirs.
329
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,540
You said it was for freedom, huh?
330
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,520
Look right here, Mr. Sanford. It reads
as clear as day.
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00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,840
Pop, before you sign that, I mean, this
is a very important decision.
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00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,700
You should think about it.
333
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,600
Okay.
334
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:01,540
There you go. Pop, you're selling out
the Gray Foxes for a stereo. I can't
335
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:04,760
believe that. Don't forget the album.
Oh, you can stop by and pick them up any
336
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,260
time you like. I would rather have it
delivered.
337
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,290
All right.
338
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:15,770
Just put your name and address on this
form for our shipping department.
339
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:19,550
I assume you'll be talking to the Grey
Foxes?
340
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:23,450
Consider them already talked to.
341
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,630
Allow me to show you out.
342
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,910
Hey, Pop, how could you do it, man?
343
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,540
How could you do it after you told me
how you believed in the American way?
344
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,040
are you going to tell the Gray Foxes?
345
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,520
I'll think of something.
346
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,220
Yeah, well, you better, because they
believe in action against their enemies,
347
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,180
and I have a feeling you just became
one.
348
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,320
Don't worry, Lamont.
349
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,580
Kunta can handle his troops.
350
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
our business.
351
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,560
I told you it was going to happen.
352
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:36,400
What did you do? We forced Honest Al to
change his policy.
353
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,240
How? Well, when we got to our offices
this morning, we found one of Honest
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00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:45,260
stereos. How'd it get there? As if you
didn't know.
355
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,840
Wait a minute. I don't understand.
356
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,700
When your father called me last night to
call off the picking, I couldn't
357
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,660
understand why. Then when we found that
stereo, I knew.
358
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,040
That's the stereo that... Hey, Pop, you
just went along with this whole thing so
359
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,240
you could give the stereo to the Gray
Foxes.
360
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:07,140
Yeah, I figured as long as Al was giving
it away, I mean, we might as well give
361
00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:08,320
it to the people who deserve it.
362
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,420
I feel like the address on the delivery
form.
363
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,100
Well, how did you get Al to change?
364
00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:17,490
Well, when we found out how good it
sounded, we went down to Honest Al's and
365
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:19,250
demanded that he let us buy it on time.
366
00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:23,810
And when he saw how many of us wanted to
buy, he changed the policy.
367
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:27,110
I'm proud of you, Pop. You ought to be,
Lamar. We are.
368
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:29,130
I sure am.
369
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:32,710
Oh, Freddie, you're so wonderful, so
easygoing.
370
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:34,450
Want to fool around?
371
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:37,870
Are you crazy?
372
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:41,690
No, I mean it. You're so sore.
373
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,490
You don't need me. You need a sis band.
374
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,690
Well, we don't have to get married.
375
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,870
We would just live together.
376
00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:57,870
I think it's a great idea, Pop.
377
00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,710
Oh, don't do that, son. No, no.
378
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:01,450
I can't live in sin.
379
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:05,330
Well, come on, ladies. We got work to
do.
380
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:09,150
Don't do that.
381
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,120
I'm ashamed of myself for thinking the
worst of you. That's all right, Lamont.
382
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,980
I couldn't tell you what was on my mind
because I wanted it to be a surprise.
383
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,040
I'd never sell out the pocket.
384
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:34,960
Well, you know, I guess we both learned
a lesson. If you're willing to fight for
385
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,520
something you believe in, you can make
things happen.
386
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,720
You're right, son. We really showed
them.
387
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,860
Except for one thing. We still don't
have a stereo.
388
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,940
You threw away the old one and gave away
the new one. If you want to listen to
389
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,520
music, I'm afraid you're going to have
to go to Aunt Esther's house.
390
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,920
No, son. We have different tastes in
music.
391
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:54,290
What do you mean? I respond to easy
listening, and that's the only response
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