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Hey, Pop, you know... All right, here we
go again. You're
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not talking to me, right?
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Well, you're wrong, and you know it. Why
don't you just come on out and admit
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that you're wrong?
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And go out there and do that inventory
like you're supposed to, and if I have
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time when I come home, I'll help you
finish it.
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Pop,
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you know I like toast.
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All right, I'll do it.
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I knew you would, son.
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Good morning.
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I've always given in to you, Pop, but
I'm not going to do it this time. If you
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want that inventory done, you're going
to have to do it yourself. You got that?
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And when I come home, I'll finish
decorating the tree.
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What branch would you like your teeth
on?
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You can take that tree and them
decorations on out of here because we
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no money to be spending on no
foolishness.
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Anything you say, Scrooge.
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Scrooge this.
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and stand in the low tide until the high
tide commits suicide.
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You don't upset me, Fred Sanford. I have
the feeling of Christmas.
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And the faith of Halloween.
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What are you starting something for,
Pop?
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Hi, Honester. Listen, I'm in a hurry. Is
there anything I can do for you, Polly?
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Just put these under your tree,
sweetheart.
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Oh, thanks a lot. Hey, here's a present
here for you, Pop.
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You spend money on me?
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It's not the amount of money one spends
on a gift, Fred.
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It's the thought behind it.
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What is it? Who cares?
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would say, adios, sucker.
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This is Nelson.
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Now, if that's you again, I'm gonna take
your head and use it for an ornament on
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top of some tree.
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I'm tidy.
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Sir?
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Sir, that's me. My name is Ronnie Small.
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Uh, I'm sir.
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to talk to you about a job. Who do you
think I am, one of the Kelly girls?
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Wait, I'd do anything for it.
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Huh, yeah?
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Yes, I need $10 to buy a Christmas
present for my mother and father, and I
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have two days till Christmas. Anything?
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Yes, sir. I'll work both days, day and
night, for the $10.
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Two days?
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Yes, sir.
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Uh, come on in.
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Uh, let me explain my health and welfare
plan to you.
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is for my health and welfare.
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How's this, Mr. Sanford?
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Well, it's very good.
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And you'd be in a hurry, though, if
you're going to get all this done and
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the house painted by tomorrow night.
Right.
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Hey,
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Pop, how you doing?
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I'm doing fine.
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Why don't you somewhere do in time?
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Say, Papa, who is that?
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Oh, that's our employee, son. He's
working for us.
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He's not working for us. He's working
for you. He's doing the inventory, isn't
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he? Among other things.
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What other things?
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Like painting the house and cleaning up
the yard and fixing the garage.
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And how much are you paying him for all
this?
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You're going to love this, son.
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How much?
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Ten bucks.
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Oh, man. Ten bucks to paint the house
and clean up the yard and fix the fence?
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That's what I said, lefty. Ten bucks.
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How much you pay for his ball and his
chain?
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Hey, Pop, $10 is nothing.
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It's nothing to you, Mr. Rockefeller.
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But for him, it means Christmas presents
for his mother and father.
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And if I like his work, tomorrow I give
him his $10 and a Christmas bonus.
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What kind of a bonus?
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Big smile and a firm handshake.
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Say, well, look here, Pop, why don't you
slide this up on your tree?
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What is it? It's a Christmas present
from me to you.
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Oh, I don't want that under my tree. Set
my tree on fire so hot.
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What's the matter with you? Rallo's
trying to give you a Christmas present.
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I don't want his present, and he don't
need his pass, and nobody wants to see
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him in the future.
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Say, look here, man. Why don't you take
it, Lamont? Merry Christmas. Merry
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Christmas, brother.
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Hey, Pop, what's the matter with you,
man? I think it was nice of Raul to
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include you on his Christmas list.
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I don't want to be on his list as long
as he's on the wanted list.
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You got that kid out there working for
nothing, man, all these hours doing all
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this stuff. You know, you are Scrooge.
This is just like that story Christmas
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Carol. What the dickens are you talking
about?
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That's something for me with the story,
huh?
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Yeah, it's a story about the true spirit
of Christmas.
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That's right.
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It's about this guy that worked real
hard for his old gray -haired boss so
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he could get rich and have a Merry
Christmas. I don't want to hear any more
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this.
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I'm kind of sleepy, son.
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Naturally, you've been over -resting.
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Well, I'm going to take a nap.
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Why don't you have the kid do that for
you, too?
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Quiet, Lamar.
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Shut up over there, kid.
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It is me, the spirit of Christmas past.
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Oh, well, look here.
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I give you $3 for them chains.
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It is me.
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It isn't me.
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It's today.
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It's yesterday.
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It's all things to all people, for I am
what was.
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Uh, could you say that in English?
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Come with me, Fred Sanford.
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Uh,
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go with him.
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Into your past. Perhaps another time.
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No!
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It's a good time.
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You're the spirit of St.
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Louis.
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Who's that?
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That's my mommy.
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Mommy.
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Mommy. She can't hear you.
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She can hear me, but she just won't
listen because I always lied.
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Fredzie, come on.
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Fredzie. That means she used to call me
Fredzie.
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That's right. She's calling you.
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Yes, mother?
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Did you bring back the bread? Yes, ma
'am. I got it.
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And someday I'll sell it for junk and
make lots of money.
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Because that's what the future of this
country is coming to.
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Junk.
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Really?
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You'll see.
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I'm going to be a millionaire and buy
you things, Mommy.
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I'm going to buy you diamond rings and
fur coats.
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And your own brand new windshield
wipers.
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Oh, baby.
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You've got to get some sleep.
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Because Santa Claus is coming tonight.
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He don't want to find you wait, because
if he does, he won't leave you anything.
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Okay.
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Mommy, I didn't buy you anything for
Christmas.
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Oh, honey, that's all right.
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Mommy don't really need anything.
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Get me awake in the spirit.
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Why, don't you like seeing your mommy?
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Yeah, but I don't like seeing me.
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See, I didn't spend all that money on
the windshield wiper. I spent half of it
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on the windshield wiper.
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And the other half, I bought candy with
him. And you never told your mother?
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No. And I could have brought her a
present.
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Take me home, Spirit.
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Okay. Follow me.
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Goodbye, Mommy.
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Take me away from here.
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Take me away from here.
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Take me away from here.
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Wake up.
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Wake up, Fred Sanford.
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Oh, I'm glad I was... Only dreaming. You
know, I dreamt that... Come
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with me.
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Uh -uh. I've been out once tonight.
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Come with me.
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I'll do the driving.
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No cars, Fred Sanford. We'll travel on
the clouds above the stars in the
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sky.
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Uh -uh. I ain't smoking none of that
stuff.
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the spirit of Christmas present.
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Come with me.
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I'm coming with you.
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You should.
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These are all your friends.
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Friends? Yes.
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The people that care about you and the
people that you care about.
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Who do I care about?
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I don't know who I care about.
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Then don't you think it's time you
started to care about someone?
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I know that lad.
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That belongs to Queen Kong.
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That's on Esther.
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Listen.
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Thank you, Spirit.
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For what?
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But then, listen and not look.
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Because I can't stand the sight of them.
Quiet.
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Gee, Esther, it was nice of you to
invite me over for eggnog.
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It's the spirit of Christmas, Donna.
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Love for your fellow man.
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Say,
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Esther, ain't there a poppin' Lamont
coming? Thank you, Donna. No, I didn't
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invite Fred.
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Why? Because he doesn't have the
Christmas spirit.
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I wanted Lamont to come, but he didn't
want to come because he didn't want to
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embarrass his father.
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I would have gone, but she didn't invite
me. I really would have gone.
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Out of love or to insult her?
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Both.
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Because I love to insult her.
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It was nice of you to buy Fred a
Christmas gift, Esther.
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Yeah, especially after all the insults
he heathed on you.
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Well, the Lord said turn to other
cheeks.
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Her cheeks look just alike.
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All four of them.
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You know, I don't understand, Pop.
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I bet when he was a kid, he used to send
poison pen letters to Santa Claus.
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Oh, Fred ain't that bad, Rollo.
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Why you want to stick up for him, Bubba?
He's always calling you stupid, dumb,
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mindless, and foolish.
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I know it.
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But at least he doesn't insult me.
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And Bubba's right.
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I'm never nice to him. And he's always
trying to be nice to me.
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To the Fred G.
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Stammer.
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Don't be nice to me.
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Please, don't be nice to me.
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You know, I have a feeling it'll be all
right.
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I don't deserve it.
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Don't be nice to me. Take me away from
here. I want to go, spirit.
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I want to go.
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Take me away.
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Oh, no.
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I don't deserve it.
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Too many dreams.
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Too bad dreams.
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Would you care to try for three?
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Oh, are you the spirit of Liberace?
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I am the spirit of Christmas future.
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Christmas present and Christmas past
just left.
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If you hurry, you can catch them.
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I'm coming.
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Follow me.
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Follow you.
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Follow me.
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This is your future, Fred Sanford.
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That's me?
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All alone?
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No son? No friends?
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And do you know why?
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No deodorant?
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No?
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No generosity? No love? No Christmas?
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Spirit. No kidding.
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No kidding.
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I don't want to see no more.
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Get me away from here. I don't want to
see no more. Get me out of here.
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I don't like him.
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I don't like him.
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I don't like him.
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I don't like him.
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I don't like him.
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I don't like him. You don't like who,
Mr. Sampson?
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Uh, him. Me.
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Sir.
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Spirit. He's drunk.
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Mr. Sanford?
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Yeah.
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Who told you to stop working? Oh, I'm
sorry.
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It was me that told you to stop working.
That's who.
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It was me. Stop working.
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Are you okay, Mr. Sanford? Of course I'm
okay.
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And you're going to have the finest
Christmas you ever had in your life.
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Here. Here's 20 bucks.
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It was 10, Mr. Sanford.
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20.
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Where's your Christmas spirit?
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Small finish, Pop.
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And thanks a lot for my smoking jacket.
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That's okay.
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Hey, you know, sometimes you amaze me,
Pop.
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Why? Well, giving Ron that $20 and
telling him he didn't have to come back
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work. Well, it's cringeland.
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Yeah. But there's one thing I don't
understand, Pop. What's that, Pop?
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Well, you said that you weren't going to
let me have my presents until my
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birthday. And my birthday isn't until
February.
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Well... Just to go along with it, I know
what I'm doing, sir. I know that, Pop,
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but, you know, when all my friends ask
me what kind of presents I got for
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Christmas, I'm gonna feel silly telling
them I'm not getting them until
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February. I know, but, see, I work
wonders in many ways.
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Come in.
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Welcome, and Merry Christmas.
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Thank you, sir.
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Sir, where you get that old sir stuff?
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It's friendly.
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What? I just wanted you to meet my
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Small.
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How are you? Mr. Stanford, the nicest
man in the world, and the subtle of
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Hello, how are you? Yes.
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Have a seat, Mrs. Small. Thank you. Say,
you know, you have a nice son here. He
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really loves you. It was nice of you to
overpay him, but to give him all those
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gifts for all of us, well... Gifts?
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Well, I got to leave now. Ta -ta.
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Goodbye, Mr. Stanford. Thank you. Before
you leave, what's your first name, Mrs.
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Small? Bob. Robert.
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Oh, well, I thought it might be Lou,
because I see that L on your tie.
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Well, that's one of the gifts your
father sent over.
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He explained to Ron that stands for
love.
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That's right. That's what Freddie
explained.
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Freddie said that, huh?
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And these cufflinks you have here, Ron,
with Ls on them, I guess that was a gift
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from him, too, huh?
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Sure was.
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Uh -huh. Well, of course, I'm familiar
with that Ls. That must stand for his
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famous slogan. I'm familiar with it,
but...
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Just for the heck of it. What did you
mean again?
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Oh, it's his way of life. His
philosophy.
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Yes, and I loved it.
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He even put it on the box of
handkerchiefs he got for me.
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C -L -S.
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Love somebody.
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Merry
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Christmas, son.
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Merry Christmas, Pop.
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And remember, love somebody.
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Gee, Esther, it was nice of you to
invite me over for eggnog. It's the
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Christmas, Donna.
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Love for your fellow man.
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Is Lamont and Pop coming?
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No, I didn't invite Fred. Why?
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Because he doesn't have the Christmas
spirit.
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I wanted Lamont to come, but he didn't
want to come because he didn't want to
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embarrass his father.
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It was nice of you to buy Fred a
Christmas gift, Esther.
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Here's to Fred G. Sanford. To Fred G.
Sanford.
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Yeah.
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Come in.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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Oh, Fred, I'm so glad to see you.
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You're a little late for dinner, Eggnog.
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I am. Well, I'm too late for the
Christmas carol. Not until the clock
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Good. Go ahead, start one, Fred. No, I
don't want to sing nothing. A -flat.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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Jack Frost missing.
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Used by Carol. And sung by a choir.
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And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
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Everybody knows.
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A turkey and some mistletoe.
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Helps to make the season bright.
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Tiny Tots with their eyes on the globe
will find it hard to sleep
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tonight.
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They know that Santa's on his way.
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He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on
his sleigh.
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And every mother's child is gonna spy to
see if
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reindeer really know how to fly.
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So I'm offering this simple phrase to
kids
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from 1 to 92.
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Although it's been said many times, Many
ways.
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