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All right, Fred.
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What happened to your neck?
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I had an accident in a truck.
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Oh, a whiplash.
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Did they hit you from behind?
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No, I was in a drive -in movie, and I
was trying to mess around with Fat
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and she hit me from the trunk.
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See, they call that a fish lash.
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Wow. Well, anyway, I was certainly glad
to see that you finally...
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decided to clean up all this terrible
trash that's been lying around this
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filthy yard.
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That's right, Grady.
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Is there anything I can do to help you?
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Yeah. Jump in.
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Say, say, Fred, I think you missed the
trash can.
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Shut up, Grady.
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Say, Fred, I hope you don't mind me
interrupting, but don't you think that
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comic section would look better over
here on the sofa and the sports section
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over there by the door?
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Don't make no difference, Brady, as long
as it looks messy.
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Well, you know Lamont's going to be
awful mad when he comes home and sees
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this trash around.
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I know that.
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That's why I did it. I don't understand,
Fred.
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Well, see, Brady, for the last week or
so, Lamont's been acting weird.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, like, he's been...
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Been nice to me and polite and
easygoing.
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And whatever I do is okay.
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Now, that makes me worry about him.
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Oh, I see. And you think if he comes in
and sees all the trash around, that
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he'll get mad and he'll be his old self
again.
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I hope so, Grady. But I'm not sure.
Because yesterday I tried to make him
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because I refused to fix his breakfast,
dinner, and lunch. And all he did to me
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was look at me all funny and smile and
say, Well, Pop, you're you and I'm me.
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And that's why I love you so.
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Here you come now, Green. Let's sit down
and act casual.
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Okay. Act casual.
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Hello, Grady, my friend. How you
feeling, buddy? Very casual, thank you.
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Hello, Pop.
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Hello, Lamont, you big, ugly dummy.
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Hey, wait a minute, son. Look at this
place. I haven't cleaned it up in days.
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And I ain't gonna clean it up either.
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Now, what do you say about that?
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Well, Pop, that's why you're you and I'm
me and that's why I love you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go
upstairs and change.
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Wait a minute, son. Listen. Lamar,
listen. Look, the room is filthy.
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And the bathroom upstairs.
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I didn't clean the bathroom and bedroom
filthy because I let a mangy dog sleep
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up there.
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Now, how's that better?
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Pop, that's why you're you and I'm me.
And that's why I love you.
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Wow, Fred.
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I see what you mean.
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I've never seen Lamar act like that
before. He's so calm, so serene.
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Maybe there was a full moon and he got
bit on the neck by the flying nun.
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Wow. Now, that's it, Fred. That's it.
But only he wasn't bit. He
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was hit by an arrow.
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Arrow? Yeah, Cupid's arrow.
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Yeah,
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that one too, Fred.
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He has all the symptoms. He's been hit
by Cupid's arrow.
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Goodbye, Grady.
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Oh, goodbye, Fred.
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Lamar! Yeah, Pop?
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Come on down. I want to talk to you.
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Yeah, what is it?
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Son, I... What's that I smell?
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Oh, that's probably my new cologne you
smell, Pop. It's called Days in Paris.
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Well, it smells like nights in El
Segundo.
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That's cute, Pop. It's cute. I like it.
Yeah, well, that's why I... I'm me, and
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I'm you, and you're me. Now, I want to
ask you something.
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Sure. You're grown now.
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Can I talk to you man to man, adult to
adult?
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Why, of course, Pop.
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Well, son, are you in love?
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Yes, I am.
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Well, Lamont, you're just a baby.
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You're just a kid. You're a child. Now,
what do you know about love?
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That's exactly what I thought you'd say.
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Listen, son. No, no, no. Wait a minute.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you didn't say
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that. I was wrong. Of course you know
about love. And I know about love, too.
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It's a sensitive, personal thing.
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It's a thing that a father and son
should discuss with warmth and
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Okay, shoot.
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Now, tell me, who is this bimbo?
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Well, right now, the only thing that I'm
going to tell you is that she's
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beautiful, intelligent, and black.
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Well, I want to meet her. Well, you'll
meet her sooner or later, but her night
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off from the dress shop is Tuesday
nights, and I was thinking about having
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over here for dinner.
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Tuesday? That's two days from now.
Right. I mean, what's her name?
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That's not important, Pop. The thing
that is important is that I love her.
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How much do you love her? A lot, Pop.
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Do you love her enough to marry her?
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Maybe.
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Well, I'm against it, because you're
still a child, and you don't know
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about life.
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And that's my opinion. That's how I
feel. That's how you think about it.
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what do you think about it?
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That's why you're you.
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And I'm me.
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And that's why I love you.
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I don't play that.
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I ain't living here. I live here by
myself.
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This old messy house.
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It's not right.
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Lamont doesn't have a beard.
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What do you want, Brady?
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I forgot my jacket, Fred.
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Well, get your jacket. I need help,
Brady.
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Oh, no, Fred. You're going to clean up
this mess by yourself.
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Look, Brady, you were right.
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Lamont's got a girl. Oh, well, then you
get her to clean it up.
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Look, Brady, look here.
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See, Lamont won't tell me who this girl
is.
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And I got to know.
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See, I got to go and check out.
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You mean he won't let you meet her?
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No, he's making a big... mistake, he
won't let me meet her.
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Not until Tuesday. But see, Tuesday's
two days away.
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Yeah. And in two days, she could seduce
him with wine and candlelight.
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Yeah. She could dull his senses with her
perfume.
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Yeah. She could dazzle him with her sex.
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Don't stop now, Grady. I'm getting
excited.
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You gotta find out.
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Right away.
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Find her? I don't even know her name.
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What am I going to do, Grady?
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Every little breeze wants to whisper to
you.
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That's it, Grady. That's it. That's her
name.
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Her name is Breeze?
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No, Grady. Louise.
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Louise Breeze.
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No, Louise. See, Lamont's been singing
that song for days now.
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And it's placed down about two blocks
down the street.
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Called Louise's Dress Shop.
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Fred. And he said this girl worked in
the dress shop.
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Fred, you're brilliant.
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I know that.
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Now, see, here's what we have to do. We
got to go to our man and check this girl
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out. Right. But see, she can't know who
we are. Or Lamont will find out we've
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been there. And he'll get mad.
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But don't worry, Fred. Don't worry. You
think of something.
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And I know whatever it is, it'll be
brilliant.
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Brilliant. Okay.
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Brilliant. How's this?
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We'll put on some afro wigs and go down
there disguised incognito.
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Fred, that's dumb.
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It ain't great of you.
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Do you know why you're my friend?
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No. Me either.
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This is dumb.
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This is dumb, dumb, dumb.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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May I help you?
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Why, sure, lady, but I think you better
put some clothes on before you get
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dressed.
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Sir, I'm over here.
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Oh, I see.
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You could see a lot better if you took
off those glasses.
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Oh, no, you see, I'm an airline pilot,
and I got to protect my eyes.
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Now, aren't you a little old for that
kind of thing?
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Are you kidding?
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Up there in the wild blue yonder, I'm
known as the Gray Eagle.
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And this is my co -pilot.
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That's right.
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I'm known as the Brown Pigeon.
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Well, fine.
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What can I do for you two birds?
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Well, if you don't mind, we'd like to
browse around just a little bit.
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Fine. When you're ready, Louise will
help you.
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Oh, you hear that, Grady?
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Louise. Yeah, but she's kind of young,
Fred. Yeah, you're right.
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I can't seem to make up my mind, Louise.
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Sir, what would be your reaction to this
wool dress?
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Oh, a rash under my armpits.
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name is Lindbergh.
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And this is my friend Lamont. Sir, did
you say Lamont? I know a Lamont. You do?
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Yes. In fact, you look a little bit like
him yourself. Hey, he's really
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handsome. Oh, thank you, honey.
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Well, I don't think so. I don't think
Lamont does.
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Is this something that I could show you
here?
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Sure, honey. You see, we want to buy a
present for a girl. In fact, this girl
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very much like you. And she's about your
age.
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She's about, uh, Well, I'm 18.
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Yeah, 18.
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Okay, I see. Maybe a dress would be
nice. Something like this.
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Now, this comes in silk, satin jersey,
crepe.
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Which one would you prefer?
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Personally, I just love crepe.
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Oh, Fritz, he would be perfect, because
you've got a whole house full of crepe.
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You're just kind of cute, and I like
you.
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You know, you may be just all right.
Okay, well, thank you very much, sir.
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you know, I just can't get over how much
you look like the Lamont that I know.
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Maybe you'll get to meet him. He should
be in here any minute.
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Lamont, here? Yeah. Well, nice meeting
you, miss. Let's go.
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Hello,
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son. Nice meeting you here. I mean, it's
a small world integrated.
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What are you and Grady doing here? Would
you believe that Grady needed a new
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bra? Yeah.
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I didn't think you would.
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Son and Pop. Oh, I get it now.
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Listen, son, I'm sorry. I just couldn't
help it. But see, I wanted to know her,
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and I wanted to meet her, so see if she
had any possibilities.
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And I like her.
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You do?
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Well, I think that's great. Did you hear
that, honey?
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
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What's the matter with you, Pop? I
thought she said you liked Grace.
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Grace? Grace Alexander, Mr. Sanford. I
named the shop after my daughter,
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That grown -up lady there is your
daughter?
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Excuse me for a moment, Grace.
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Let me talk to you for a minute, Pop.
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Son, you got to be crazy. That woman
must be ten years older than you are.
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Look, now I want you to listen and
listen carefully because I'm only going
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say this one time.
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Now, Grace might be older than I am, but
she's mature and intelligent, and she's
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more a woman than I've ever known in my
life, and I happen to be in love with
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her. Now, I'm thinking about marrying
her, and if I do, I'm going to have to
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leave home. Now, do I make myself
perfectly clear?
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Marry her and leave home.
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Make it clear.
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Oh, Elizabeth, did you hear?
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She's 44.
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But what is it going to look like 20
years from now when he's 54 and she's
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Well, my cousin's grandmother, Mabel, is
86 and she's doing fine.
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I mean, if a woman wants to sleep 19
hours a day, that's her business.
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What about children?
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Well, Mabel can't have any more.
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a woman because she kind of reminds him
of the mother that he never had.
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Mother? In me, Lamont has had both a
mother and a father.
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Well, then, Fred, why don't you just
leave him alone and maybe he'll get
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of it and forget the whole thing.
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Grady, that's where you're wrong, Z.
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Lamont said that he was going to talk to
Rollo about an engagement ring.
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He's going to get engaged to Rollo?
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Well, I hope they'll be happy.
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Grady, try engaging.
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your brain now listen well mine's gonna
buy a ring for that woman well fred fred
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you you got to do something about i know
that that was only some way that i
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could make him realize he's making a
fool out of himself and i look don't
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at me now father got it right to check
on his son see everything's okay because
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getting married to someone who is older
and you are not your age that's
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dangerous pop that's why you're you not
me And that's why I love you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go upstairs and change my clothes.
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Yes, sir.
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Look, have you decided on what you're
going to fix next Tuesday night for
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dinner? Yes, I decided. I want to fix
something new, something borrowed, and
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something blue.
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Because you're bringing something old.
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That's cute, Pop. It's cute. I like it.
But there's nothing that you can say or
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do that's going to make me upset.
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Now, why don't you just fix one of your
fantastic meals next week, and I'll
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bring the champagne.
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Champagne? You're going to buy
champagne?
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Oh, yeah, Grady. When you have an
important announcement to make, you're
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toasted with champagne.
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Important announcement.
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Right. Hey, Pop, you know what might be
a good idea?
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Why don't you get yourself a date, and
it'll be nice and cozy just the four of
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us. I don't have time to talk to you
now, Pop. I've got to run upstairs and
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change because I'm going to the jewelry
store.
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Every little breeze seems to... Did you
hear that, Grady?
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Announcement.
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Champagne. Me bring a date.
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Grady, I'm in trouble.
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You sure are, Fred, because I hate
champagne.
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But pick me up at eight anyway.
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Well, this is it, Grady.
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Oh, Lamont.
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It's very nice.
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Yeah. I knew it would be something
special.
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Yeah, I'm glad you like it.
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Hello, son.
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Hello, Grace.
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Welcome to my home.
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Thank you, Mr. Sanford. I like your
house. It feels so warm and lived in.
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It does?
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Well, I can just see myself in here,
curled up in front of the fireplace,
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drifting off to sleep.
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Yeah? Well, we don't have no fireplace,
but...
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You can curl up under the sink if you
want to.
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Hey, man, why don't you dig yourself?
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Hey, son, how do I look?
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You look spiffy, Pop. Yeah, thank you.
See, I only look good for your
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and my date.
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Oh, hey, Grace, you're going to love
Donna. She's fantastic. No, no, wait a
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minute. I didn't bring Donna.
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I have another date. She's in the
kitchen. She's helping me fix dinner.
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Well, bring her out, Mr.
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Sanford. We're just dying to meet her.
Really? I want to get her for you.
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Hey, you know, I think he's beginning to
like you, Grace, because if he didn't,
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he'd have done something dumb.
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This is Mabel.
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Hey, Pop, that's Grady's cousin's
grandmother.
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That's right. See, Mabel and I go way
back.
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See, I first met her when I was 34, and
she was 44.
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It didn't make much difference then.
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Pop. No, no, I'm trying to listen. We
were like two chickens in the coop.
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The problem is, I'm still clucking, and
I ain't heard a...
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This is my son, Lamar.
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Abel?
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How do you do?
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No, no, that's not him.
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This is his girlfriend here, Grace.
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Oh, pleased to meet you, H.
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No, dear, it's Grace.
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G -R -A -C -E.
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Grace.
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You all sit down right here, and I'll
pour you some champagne for a toast.
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Well, aren't we cute?
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Young me and old her.
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See, when we were young, you know, I was
34, and she was 44, and it didn't seem
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like we'd end up this ugly a couple, did
it?
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We'll have a little toast anyway right
here.
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A little drink for you, man.
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And so, Grace, right there, we'll all
have a little kiss.
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Here you are, darling.
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Thank you. Now, to my son and his lady
friend and their future
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happiness.
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And to President McKinley.
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Well, that's it.
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That's it. I thought I'd seen everything
till tonight, but this takes the cake.
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Come on, Grace. Hey, wait a minute. Son.
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Son. Listen, son.
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Would you like to have a little fun,
Freddy?
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What a nerve for him. Do you believe
what he did?
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Oh, Lamont, your father meant well.
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Yeah, so did Attila the Hun.
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He spoiled our engagement party.
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Engagement party?
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Yeah.
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Surprise.
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Lamont, it's beautiful.
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But I can't accept this.
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I can't marry you.
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Why not?
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As crude as your father was, he did make
a point.
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The difference in our ages would become
a problem.
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You really think so?
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I'm afraid it's the truth.
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But Lamont... Lamont... You're still the
best.
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Yeah, you too.
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You see, it's just that we each want
different things out of life.
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Friends?
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Friends.
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You'll find someone who's just right for
you.
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Of course, she won't be as witty,
intelligent and beautiful as I am.
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But you will look, won't you, Lamont?
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Yeah, I will.
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Darn it.
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Hi, Pop.
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Oh, my.
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I thought you were gone for good.
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No chance.
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You know, Pop, things seem to be going
just great, and then all of a sudden
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everything gets all messed up.
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I know what you mean, son.
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Like the TV ain't working again.
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I want you to know, Pop, that Gracie and
I had a long talk, and, well, we're
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still going to see each other, but we're
not going to get married.
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00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:43,980
No, no, no. You don't have to apologize,
Pop, because it wouldn't have worked
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out. Don't worry about it, son. Look,
There's a whole sea of women out there
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just waiting for you to pickle that
tuna.
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How poetic.
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Son, there's something I just got to
say. No, look, listen, listen. You don't
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have to explain, man, because what you
did, you did because you love me. Now
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going to go upstairs and change.
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00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,479
No, you're not.
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00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480
What do you mean, no, I'm not?
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00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,420
Well, you can't, because, see, Mabel
sprained her ankle, and she's up there
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the bed. The doctor told her to stay up
there. She got to stay up there at least
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a week.
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How did these things happen to me like
that?
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I don't understand.
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Hey, come here. Come here.
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These things happen to you because
you're you and I'm you.
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