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Hey, hey!

Change is supposed to cross over here!

Stop! Don't do that!

I'll cross your mind. No, come on. I'm too young to die. Come on, don't be

silly. We'll never make it alive.

Nothing's going to happen to you. Something always happens.

My thermos breaks.

I lose my homework. My pants rip.

Benton Boggs, you're under arrest.

Get up, Boggs.

You're making a big mistake. Oh, really? I suppose you're the Pope, huh? No,

that's not what I mean. Assume the position.

Okay.

Sixkiller. Hey, partner.

Guess who I just busted working as a crossing guard in Emmitsville.

Somebody with a nice, big, fat bounty on top of his head?

That's right.

Fenton Boggs.

We must have a bad connection.

I thought I heard you just say... I did say let him go. Cut him loose. Don't

look back.

What, are you crazy?

He's worth 50 grand.

Boggs is a jinx, man, all right? A curse.

A disaster always happens around him.

That's too prestigious, Bunk. Listen to me, partner.

I'm turning down a fat payday. Money.

Now, would I do that if it was Bunk, huh?

I'm bringing him in.

Hold tight, Boggs.

Next stop, Bay City.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands.

An outlaw hunting outlaws. A bounty hunter.

A renegade.

Man. Serious, huh?

Get off.

It always is.

I was riding in a police car once.

All of a sudden, the whole darn transmission fell flat on the ground.

What are you doing?

Taking off your cuff.

Oh, cool.

That's good. As soon as you let me go, things are going to be a whole lot

better. Forget about that, Bob. You're going to push.

You know, I don't really think that's a good idea.

The next town's six miles from here. We're gonna get the Harley fixed, and

gonna keep going.

Listen, Vince.

You know, you seem like a nice guy. Why don't you take my advice and just quit

before things get worse?

I'm taking you in, Boggs.

Now, puth.

You know, I really am a jinx.

No such thing.

Oh, yeah. My bike's running really well now.

Save it, Boggs.

I'm not letting you go.

I just hate to see you get hurt, that's all. You're the one who's going to get

hurt if you don't keep pushing.

Okay, I tried.

Some people try the hard way.

Well, Vince, you're...

Damn

it, Fock.

What?

Cracked rear cylinder.

Gonna set me back 1 ,200 bucks with labor.

He's calling the supplier for the parts. The parts are on back order.

What? The supplier's got the parts on back order, believe me.

Don't start.

You gonna eat those?

No way.

These things will kill you, but I love them.

Do you mind?

So what are we doing here anyway?

We're having lunch.

Come on, you know what I mean.

It doesn't make any sense to you dragging me all the way to the county.

It'd be easier if you just handed me over to the locals.

Just eat.

So why don't you?

All you need is a booking slip and you can collect a reward.

I know how it works, Boggs. Now drop it.

Just trying to make conversation.

Do you know that talking helps the digestive system?

I bet you've got problems with the cops, don't you? That's it.

We're leaving. What?

What? We're leaving.

Let's go.

Hold it.

That'll be $12 .70.

Right.

My wallet's gone.

Don't hand me it.

No. I swear, I always have it attached to my belt. I'm sick of getting ripped

off by you, Dippy.

Nobody's ripping you off, okay?

You come up with 1270, pal, or I'm coming out of your hide. Hey, you don't

to make a threat.

What are you going to do about it?

Boggs, you can...

Now he thinks I'm trying to beat the check.

Freeze, cowboy.

I already told you, Sheriff. My name's Vince Black.

I'm a bounty hunter.

And that's why you were caught with this felon here. I was taking him back to

Bay City to turn him in. You got a permit for that pistol you were packing?

It's in my wallet.

I bet you that's the same wallet you lost so you couldn't pay for lunch, huh?

You're wasting your time, Vince.

Sheriff, if we could just go back and find my wallet, it'll clear up this

mess. My deputy's got more important things to do than search for your

belongings. Well, then call my office. I work for Sixkiller Enterprise. They'll

vouch for me.

Phone's broke.

How'd you know?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to hold you until we settle this thing.

There's one way of finding out who you are. Print them out, boy.

No, no. Wait a minute.

Let go of me!

Don't run his prints just yet.

He may be a contender. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

What's the suitcase?

I didn't bring one.

Sandy, you gotta pack extra clothes. This could take a couple days.

Bobby, I think you're overreacting a little bit here.

It's too soon to start searching.

Reno should have been back last night.

Emmitsville's only five hours away, all right? He didn't call?

His cell phone shut off? Something's wrong.

Not necessarily.

There's plenty of other explanations.

You're usually the one that's telling me that Reno can take care of himself.

Not this time. He's with Bad News Boggs.

Who the hell is Bad News Boggs? A human jinx, a walking catastrophe.

Fenton Boggs is the Bermuda Triangle with legs. Wherever he goes, chaos

That's ridiculous.

Yeah? There's a very good reason why he has a $50 ,000 bounty on top of his head

no one's ever collected.

Many have tried. Few have returned.

What is he, a serial killer or something?

A creeper.

Excuse me? A creeper. That's a person who breaks into hotel rooms when the

guests are away. Steals like cameras and stuff like that.

The hotel where he was first busted broke on Legionnaire's disease the very

day. You're kidding.

No, that was just the beginning.

The jail that was holding Boggs collapsed into a sinkhole, and he

been like that ever since.

And each time the bounty gets bigger.

Right. I still think it's too soon to start searching.

There's plenty of things that we can do to try to find Reno right from here. I

just think we should wait a little longer.

All right. Listen, if I don't hear from him by noon, I'm going.

Talking in line.

Go move it. We ain't got all day.

Keep it moving, man.

What's their problem?

Beats me.

That's my place.

Sorry.

Sorry about all this, but I warned you.

Save it, Sutton.

This county land?

Nope.

What does a sheriff do? Hires his staff to do the work and pocket the cash?

That ain't my business.

I'm Vince.

Wow.

How long you been in for?

14 months.

What'd you do?

Pitch hiking.

Hey, I've used that one myself, man.

Really, what'd you do?

Pitching.

Man wants you?

He finds a way. That ain't legal.

Lots goes on around here.

Ain't legal.

Break it up.

Go ahead.

Phone's already dug for you.

What's going on?

Lyle's fighting another prisoner.

Where are the guards?

They're cheering him on.

Where's Lyle?

Lyle? Gone.

Yeah, Lyle went on his way.

of the game.

Has this guy been around here?

Has a big motorcycle?

No?

Hi, can I ask you a question?

I don't talk to strangers. This is really important. My friend is missing.

Hey, that's the guy who took away the crossing guard. You saw them together?

Yeah, boy, am I glad he's gone. It was really getting dangerous around here for

a while.

Did you see which way they went?

Yeah, I think they went that way. But I don't think they got that far. His

motorcycle was smoking.

Thanks.

Robert, I found a lead.

Now look what you've done.

Get out of there.

Hurry up, boy.

You fill that jug.

Yes, sir.

You got dirt on my boot.

Sorry, sir.

Sorry. Lick it up.

What? I said lick it.

No, sir.

Hey!

That's enough.

What'd you say?

You had your fun with him.

Now let it go.

Okay.

You do it, then.

Not in this lifetime.

Well, we'll see about that.

Scram, boys.

Bend him up.

Now lick it.

Tucker!

That's enough.

Just showing this cowboy some manners, Sheriff. Yeah, I can see what you're

doing. Let him go.

I'll handle Mr. Black.

Get the rest of these men back to work.

You heard him, man! Get to it!

Come on over to the car. I got something that'll dull the pain.

You heard the man. Get digging.

This is strictly for medicinal purposes only, understand.

When do I see a lawyer?

I left word for the public defender.

He'll be out as soon as he can.

I got a right to make a call.

Yes, you do.

But unfortunately, our phones are still down.

You got it all set up, don't you?

This is your little empire.

You pin on that badge and you're judge, jury, and executioner.

Another?

No. You know, one thing I learned about this job is that some prisoners can do

hard time, others can do easy time.

I think you've got the potential to do some very easy time.

How's that?

Me and some of the other sheriffs, we have kind of a sporting league.

Stage fights and bet on them. From what I just saw, you could win me a pile of

money a show dog couldn't jump over.

If I fight for you, I walk?

Win three bots and you're a free man.

Is that the same deal you had with Lyle? Well, Lyle, he had a good run while it

lasted. He left last night.

Yeah, I saw how he left.

No thanks.

Don't be too hasty, Vince.

You can be out of here in a week.

I won't fight.

Oh, I think you will.

In fact I'm betting on it.

Hey, Vince.

I don't feel like company right now, Fenton.

Especially me, right?

That's not what I mean.

It's okay.

I don't blame you.

I just wanted to say thanks for sticking up for me out there.

Psycho deputy to kick my face in.

Forget it.

No, no, I can't.

See, nobody's ever done that for me before.

I don't have many friends, and it's kind of impossible the way things are.

What is all this junk stuff anyway, man?

Hmm? How'd it start?

I don't know.

It's been so darn long.

Um... I remember once I was, uh... I was playing

tag in school, and I was it.

Then all of a sudden, everybody just ran away and quit.

I've been stuck being it ever since.

So tag somebody.

I wish I could.

It's awful living like this.

At least nothing bad ever happens to you.

Might as well be me, though, huh?

I mean, how can I have any friends?

How can I keep a job?

I mean, as soon as bad news bogs walks into the room, the roof caves in.

Sometimes I think I should just fling myself off a bridge.

Except the bridge probably collapsed first.

I don't know anything about this jinx stuff, okay?

All I know is that you can't let bad luck get you down.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

Yeah, I've been dealt some pretty bad hands myself.

You gotta turn things around.

Believe in yourself.

That's the most important thing.

It'll be kind of hard after so darn long.

Nothing's gonna change, man.

Unless you do.

Look, ladies.

You're wasting your time.

Can you just take a peek?

I see a lot of people. They all look alike.

Please.

He's my brother. I mean, if I don't find him, then I'm going to have to go back

to my mom and tell her that he might be... Okay, okay.

Him! He was here? This bum stiffed me. Him and his pal ran up a check for $12

.70 and then they took off.

When? Two days ago.

Did you see what way they went?

Yeah.

Straight to jail.

I called the cops on them.

Not in my jail.

Are you sure somebody said that he was arrested here two days ago? Who told you

that? The owner of a burger joint said that he was picked up for not paying a

check. My boys wouldn't arrest anybody for something like that. Probably just

humoring the owner.

There's also another matter.

We're looking for a friend of ours who's tracking Bob.

What's his name?

Vince Black.

Have him run across town.

Listen, take your time.

Good hunting.

Sheriff said he hadn't heard of us. I don't know if your friends believed him

not. That means he hasn't processed our reports yet, Fenton. We don't exist.

The longer we stay in here, the less chance we have of getting out alive.

Just stay close to me.

I'm overdue.

What are you talking about?

I've never been in a jail for more than three days. Something always happens to

spring me.

I sure hope it's not another earthquake.

I've arranged a tune -up, Bob. This gentleman shouldn't give you any

You're wasting your time, Sheriff.

I won't fight.

I don't think you have much of a choice.

I'll just get you in.

We don't have to

do this, pal.

Stop this right now.

They're using you like an animal, man.

You're off today. Get back to the yard.

Why am I off?

Sheriff liked what he saw last night.

Come on.

Don't do it, man. We're getting out today.

Tucker!

I, uh, feel like working today.

I don't care how you feel.

You're staying here.

Oh.

Oh, my stomach.

Must be food poisoning. I better stay, too.

Okay, okay, okay.

Excuse me, sir.

Get back to work.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Go where? To the bathroom.

Bathroom? There ain't no bathroom around here. You boys see a bathroom anywhere?

Please, sir.

Gotta go number one, or you gotta go number two.

Go down that ditch over there. You keep your head where I can see it.

Yes, sir.

Watch this.

You jumpy bogs. Hey, you almost hit me. That wasn't even close.

That was close.

Oh, B, get out of here. Watch out, B.

I can't believe you said that.

Reno's disappeared.

I'm really worried about him, Robert.

Calling the police is the last thing he needs.

I would rather they find him alive than us find him dead.

Well, he's not going to be alive long once Dutch Dixon hears about this.

So you'd rather he died than be arrested?

I didn't say that.

Well, that's what it sounds like. I think even if he's in jail, there's

hope. You better remember that, because we might be in there with him, aiding

and abetting the fugitives a year behind bars.

Vince?

No, but I know where he is.

Who is this?

It's Fenton Boggs.

Fenton Boggs. Hang up the phone before it explodes.

Robert!

What'd you do with my partner?

I didn't do anything with him.

But he's in trouble.

Oh, so he's shaking me down.

How much do you want?

Nothing. I just want to help.

Oh, yeah, I bet.

No, I do.

I owe the guy big.

Go ahead and tell me, then.

Where is he?

No, not over the phone.

I'll have to meet you somewhere.

You got another fight for me?

Stretch it out, boys.

I don't like anybody knowing my business.

You understand?

Yeah.

You kicked some ass last night.

Made me some money.

Yeah, well, like you said, I didn't have much choice.

A friend of mine was there. Says he's got a kid who can take you. I bet him he

could. You'll lose the bet because I won't fight.

Don't be like that, Vince. You got a God -given talent. Be ashamed to waste it.

You put me in that ring, and I'll take a dive.

Then I'd have to kick the hell out of you, and we'd both be on the shore. And

what's the point of that?

All you got to do is win two more fights, and you're a free man.

I don't buy it, Sheriff.

You'll never let me go.

That's a chance you got to take. Your friends aren't coming back for you. I

them you weren't here.

Fighting for me is the only chance you've got.

See, I told you the curse has already started.

My eyes are watering, my nose is running, and my throat is sore.

Come on. Dog said he'd be inside.

I'm not getting near that guy.

Fine. I'll go myself.

Mr. Boggs?

Over here.

Stop. Stay where you are.

We'll do this little talk thing right here.

Robert, don't be ridiculous.

Where are you going?

I am not going to stand here and scream halfway across the room because of some

silly superstition.

Hi.

I'm Sandy.

Hi. Nice meeting you. All right, let's do this and do this fast. Where's Vince?

He's in jail in Gilmore. We checked there yesterday. And the sheriff said he

didn't know who you were. Well, he lied.

We were arrested three days ago. I just escaped.

Why would he lie to us? Well, he's got all kinds of scams he's running through

there. Look, you've got to get Vince out of there now or he's going to get

killed. I mean, I was going to call the feds, but they never believed me.

Yeah. Well, we can't call them either.

Why not?

Vince isn't exactly on the best of terms with them.

You know, I knew it was something like that.

Well, we've got to do it ourselves then. Well, thank you for the information,

Sandy and I. We will take it from here.

I want to help.

You want to help?

You can help us by staying far away from us. Far as possible. Wait a minute.

There's my friend in there, too.

Vince may be the only friend I've had in a long time, but I want to get him out.

All you'll do is ruin things like you normally do.

No, you won't. I promise.

It'll be different this time, really.

Maybe if I could just do one good thing, I might be able to turn things around

for me.

Fenton might be a big help to us.

Come on, let's go.

He's been inside the jail. He knows the layout.

It could help us.

Hey, I know I'm going to regret this.

Come on.

Where's Fenton?

What'd you do with Fenton?

Won't get very far.

He escaped?

That's great.

Fenton beat you guys.

I wouldn't cheer too loud, Reno.

Imagine that.

Reno Raines, cop killer, right here at my jail.

Gives you all more reason to fight.

If not, I'm going to turn you into this Marshall Dixon.

It'll never work.

Of course it'll work.

No, it won't. Will you stay out of this?

You can't just walk in and bribe the sheriff, Robert.

He's not going to go for it. He's corrupt, Sandy.

That's how you deal with corrupt lobbyists. You bribe them. How much will

pay him? Whatever it takes, all right?

He's just meant to make money.

I'll offer him more.

He's too risky. He could just arrest you.

You know what you need? You need some insurance to force his hand.

Oh, really? Like what?

Like I saw him bury a prisoner that he murdered.

That's where he buried that prisoner. Well, then, that could make him make a

deal. That might work.

What do we do?

Just be cool.

Maybe you won't recognize Fenton.

Put your hands up where I can see them.

That's it.

Okay, okay.

What's the problem, officer?

Were we speeding?

Transporting an escaped fugitive.

Get out, Boggs.

An escaped fugitive?

Well, we didn't know.

You know?

We just kind of like saw him coming to ride. We gave him, you know, a ride.

Hitchhiker.

Folks are lucky he didn't hurt you.

I'll say.

I'm going your way.

Yes, sir. Thank you, officer.

Man, this is great.

Great?

Just arrested Fenton. Our plan is ruined.

Man, that's working like a charm.

You see, his curse is now on them.

Don't be shy, Vince.

Boys get a good look at you before they face their vets.

Go ahead and walk around.

Don't let appearances fool you. He's meaner than he looks.

So, see anything?

Yep. Looks like they're fitting up for the next blood match.

Reno's being paraded around like a stud bull.

Fenton just got here. They walked him in about ten minutes ago. Good.

Just as I planned.

You planned?

Your plan has been ruined.

That's because we had Fenton with us. But I planned on that in my plan.

What are we going to do? We just wait.

For what?

Something's going to happen. With Fenton in there, he never lets me down.

It's either going to be a fire, a flood, a plague, a locust, or something like

that, all right? When that happens, we make our move.

What if you're wrong?

What if nothing happens?

Well, then we crash the Hummer into a fence and rescue Reno in a hail of

gunfire.

Just joking.

Just joking.

All right.

All breaths are frozen now, man.

I like them, boys.

you know the rules fight till there's one man standing

be getting killed in there. I'll drive around back. You go in the front. Start

distraction, okay? What kind of distraction?

I don't know. Start a fire.

Strip. Just do something.

Great plan.

You sure?

I think things are going to be dim from now on, huh?

I think they just might be.

Rumor is that they got two more bodies buried out there next to Lyle's.

Hey, man.

Mr. Bad News himself.

How you doing? We're fine.

Are they working you hard in there? Oh, yeah.

Hey, guess what? What?

My lawyer worked out some kind of deal with the feds to shave some time off my

sentence if I cooperated. It's cool, huh? Of course, I'd have done it for

nothing. Yeah, well, it looks like things are looking up for you, man.

So far, so good.

Hey, listen.

I tried to get them to give you the bounty money on me, but they wouldn't go

it. You know, for me personally, I'm just glad that the jinx has been broken.

That's really generous of you, Robert.

I know. Thank you very much.

Yeah, you know, I feel really different.

It's like this big weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Oh, oh, oh.

What? What's wrong?

The cellulite in my back tooth just came out. Broken.

Oh, man, it's me again.

Gotcha.

Got you, too.

That's not funny, Robert. You shouldn't joke about things like that.

Hey, oh, you see Vince again?

You tell him hi from here, right?

Oh, also, tell him, um... Tell him he was right about things.

I'll do that.

Take care of yourself.

Not again.