All language subtitles for renegade_s05e01_no_balls_two_strikes

The other guy can... I'll take it,
please, sir.

Not in this lifetime.

Oh, come on. I've always wanted to ride
one of these. I bet you have. It just

won't be this one.

All right, all right.

I'll take my ticket.

What? Well, my Hummer's being parked by
the other guy.

Other guy?

I'm the only guy.

That guy's got my truck!

Come on! I gotta get him!

Check it out.

That sucker will go anywhere.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he
committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the
woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the
badlands.

An outlaw hunting outlaws. A bounty
hunter.

A renegade.

Never thought I'd see this day, cutting
a bottom feeder like you loose before

you max out.

How the hell you rate an early release,
Lucius?

I heard the order came from back east or
something. Or something.

I think I better move my wife and kids
someplace far, far away.

You don't have to relocate just yet,
Jefe.

I only got one item on my agenda.

It'll be taking up all my attention.

What about him?

Reno, that guy's got a nose like a
banana.

Bath photo?

Oh, my God, it really is you.

We're closed today. Thank you very much.

Hi, I'm Sandy Carruthers.

Can I call you Robert? If you don't
mind, I'm having the worst day of my

okay?

And you are?

Vince Black.

Hi. Excuse my partner. His car was
stolen.

The famous Hummer? Oh, Robert, that's
awful.

You'll be the laughingstock of the
entire bounty hunting community.

How can I help? Just by idle curiosity,
what makes you think you can help?

Your signature.

On my diploma.

Uh, do you mind?

The Robert J. Sickkiller Bounty Hunting
Home Video Court.

Ellen, it's one question on the final.

That darn one about drilling holes in
the trunk so the dirtbags can breathe.

Uh... Miss Carbuncle.

Carruthers. You see, passing the course
does not make you an official bounty

hunter, so here, please. But that's what
your ad said.

Ad lie.

You wrote the ad.

We don't need any help.

Oh, yeah? Who stole your Hummer?

Valet parking lot scam.

Real slick.

Do you mind?

May I? No, you cannot. Hey, listen to
me. That's a very expensive computer.

You know, you really should get a 28 -8
modem. 14 -4, still last year.

Who are you calling up?

NCIC has a home page.

There.

Four GTA possibles with Valley M .O.

Denver, Miami, Bay City.

Bingo.

Sean Too Short Schimmel?

Is that your guy?

If it pans out and you get your truck
back, do I get a job?

for a parole hearing, Mr. Spick. Your ex
-con stole my Hummer. He's his

attorney, Robert. He's not her ex -con.
He's her client. Thank you.

Look, you need to chill this month,
okay? And he's got two priors for Grand

Theft Auto. So tell the cops.

By the time the cops get to it, my
Hummer could be in parts stores

Excuse me.

Oh, man.

You have to forgive him. The truck
belonged to his father. Look, miss, I'm

sorry, but the old man squeezed it to
him on his deathbed, so it's

irreplaceable.

Did your parents ever give you anything?

Actually, this is my Grammy.

Wow.

Antique.

It's really lovely.

Look, I just used a P .O. box to
communicate with Sean. He does rent a

a place up on Canyon.

Look at the young lady.

Come along, Robert. This nice person has
just given us everything we need. Don't

call me Robert. Don't call me Robert.
Keep him on a leash, will you? Sean's a

klepto, but he's non -violent.

He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Don't worry. I can control him.

Control? Control me. What do you get off
telling that woman you can control me?

You know, I barely know you. I'm sorry,
Robert.

Please don't call me Robert, all right?
Only my mother called me Robert.

It's just I was so excited. I'm learning
so much. So fast.

Miss Carmichael.

Carruthers. Sandy.

Sandy, look, uh, this car's kind of
small and sound echoes.

So if you don't mind... Talk softer?

Talk less.

Oh.

My perfume.

You like it?

Smells like somebody ate a fruit basket
and vomited.

See? I remember to wear it every day.

No, you'd never want to wear perfume on
a stakeout.

Why not?

Well, because you may have to endure
long hours, even days, cooped up in

inky -beensy, tiny -weeny places with no
food, no water, no place to go tinkle.

God, that is so exciting.

Rule number two.

Yeah?

Don't be so perky.

Yes, sir.

Perky is stopping now, sir. No more...

That'll

be $39 .40.

Hey! That's $39 .40!

I told you it wasn't gonna be...

Cheap, you know, and all the way from
Perdido.

Look, make it an even 35.

I like your tie.

What? Give it to me.

I ain't giving you my tie. You give me
35 bucks for the cap. You really ought

give it to me.

Look, it doesn't even fit you. It's much
too tight.

There.

Isn't that better?

lives right at this moment.

What, lying to somebody else's death in
actual grief?

Being a real bounty hunter on my first
takeout.

With you.

I mean, you're my idol, you know.

Listen, if you think talk like that's
going to get you a steady job.

Forget steady.

This moment is enough.

Have you ever been a flight attendant?

Now that is a life that I thought would
be glamorous.

Colorful cities, fascinating people.

What happened?

I got stuck in Chicago to fill a milk
run.

Oh, glamorous, exotic Youngstown and
Pittsburgh.

Can you imagine an entire plane full of
three martini conventioneers pinching

you behind?

Do I have to?

I saw your ad in the airline magazine,
and I jumped.

Lovely story.

Bobby Sixfeller's gonna go nighty -night
now, so when you see two short shimmel,

you just go ahead and wake me up.

There he is. I mean, I don't even think
he's gonna show.

There he is.

At least he should. There's a way till
dark.

I said, there he is.

All right, you stay right here.

He said the guy was harmless.

You stay right here.

Mr. Snotbag was driving my $60 ,000 all
-terrain masterpiece.

Do you know what a brand -new windshield
would cost me?

I have a drop on my very first bounty,
and you're concerned about your

windshield? What if you would have
wanted Schimmel, huh? And he would have

crashed my baby.

Your concern for human life is heart
-rending. That's enough.

Sandy, Bobby's right. This is the real
world, not some Frontierland theme park.

Now, both of you calm down.

We should have thought of this when we
learned that Schimmel was up for two

prison terms.

Thought of what?

He's got two strikes against him, right?
Remember the third strike law everybody

was cheering about last year?

Do I remember? I wrote a big fat check
for that initiative.

Well, that law has side effects that
nobody foresaw.

Such as?

Such as.

Nonviolent perps like Schimmel are
suddenly deciding that they'd rather go

fighting than take the third fall and do
the big time.

Well, that makes sense.

Car theft or murder one, it's all the
same to them now.

Oh, great. That is just great. Now, if
this little education is over, I'm going

to go find my Hummer alone.

By myself.

Look, Mr. Cranky Pants, I am half
inclined to go independent and show you

can do this better than you.

Be my guest. No.

Why not?

Because we are responsible for her.

After all, you're the one who trained
her. I did no such thing. All she did

buy a video.

Well, I need a hand.

Oh, good. Stick with me.

Yeah. Take her with you.

Keep her for a while.

No, he was just looking out for your
safety.

No. He hates me.

Well, what exactly do you want from him?

All the things that he promised in his
video course.

Excitement, adventure, freedom, big
bucks.

What? We get excitement all right. I get
shot at, beat up, jailed. Don't you

start. Free? I'm free.

Free to be tired, hungry, cold, stiff.
I'm not listening to you. I can't hear

you. As for big bucks, there is no such
thing. No benefit.

I share what I bring to the table.

Look, I'm just letting you know what
you're really getting yourself into.

It's a horse, Vince.

A what?

When I was little, all I ever wanted was
a horse.

I read about them.

I dreamt about them.

When you get older, Mom and Dad kept
saying, when we have more money, when

get a job of your own. They had five
million.

I never got the horse.

I just don't want you to end up with an
old nag instead of a shiny thoroughbred.

It doesn't matter.

A horse is a horse.

Of course, of course.

Do you know that guy?

Go to the office. Call Bobby. Tell him
Lucius Carabello has escaped from

Are you making this up? Go. Just do it.

Roll over. You know the drill.

Put your hands behind you. I don't do
that no more.

Sure you do, Lucius.

When did you bust out of jail?

Me bust out?

It's not my style.

I'm free for real.

You want to see my ticket?

Slow.

I couldn't get a hold of Mr. Sixkiller.

How is good old Bobby?

Get moving.

And keep moving.

You don't want our paths to cross again.

Oh, but they will be crossing again.

And they'll keep crossing until I run
into the big Navajo.

Give him a message for me, will you?

You tell Bobby Sixkiller.

He's one good Indian.

Still have nightmares about Lucius
Carabello?

I mean, I've busted a lot of killers in
my time, but... That guy, his

eyes... Okay, I'm only going to

ask this once, okay?

Is this another scam to try to scare me
off the payroll?

He was a freeway bandit, okay? He'd
steal a car, wear ransom, poor,

like an accident.

And when they'd pull over to swap
licenses... It started out with simple

robberies. Then there was a rape or two.

Finally, he shot an old man in the
thigh.

That old man bled to death crawling to a
call box.

He was my neighbor.

You said that he got 20 to life. I mean,
it's only been four years.

I got online to a clerk I know in
Perdido, and guess what?

Lucius is another product of our third
strike system.

What does that mean?

The 20 to life was only his second
conviction.

Making room for mandatory third strikers
means that truly violent perps with

fewer busts are getting kicked out way
ahead of schedule.

But Lucius, how'd he get to the front of
the line?

The clerk said some override came in on
him.

So, Sandy, you better stay low until
Vince and I can straighten things out.

It's too late for that.

He's seen her. He knows she's with us.
She's not with us.

Well, she is now.

Besides, I feel better having her here
where we can keep an eye on her.

Anyway, there's this thing about a
horse.

What horse?

This one, you got a problem?

It hurts.

You mean to tell me that I neglected to
mention pistol recoil in my video?

Yes.

The problem is that gun.

The guy at the gun store said it was a
police chief special.

Well, that's great if you're a police
chief.

Go ahead. Come on. Give it to me.

Come on.

It's bigger than you.

Here. Nine millimeter.

It's more suited for you.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Put your knee right up here.
Come on.

Stay on your front leg. There we go.

Raise the gun.

Okay. Aim a little lower. Aim a little
lower.

Because the gun will recoil back up. You
understand?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Think you can do it?

Yeah.

There you go.

Am I interrupting something?

No.

Yes.

Robert was just... Firearms primer.

Oh? He was teaching me. She had the
wrong gun.

And with that guy around and everything,
I thought, Yeah, well, I revved the

bike as loud as I could. I guess you
guys were too busy.

Concentrating.

Jordan!

Where is he?

There.

Uh -uh.

No wonder you guys don't make money.

You let the bad guys get away.

Go for it?

Yes, ma 'am.

Straight trade.

Your $3 .57 for this.

Wow.

I know there's copping off a lot more
than the one I bought. Don't give it

another thought.

We throw that guy a lot of business.

Oh, and use your ammo.

That ought to last me a lifetime.

Not if you hang around Bobby.

Still think he hates you?

I think he's graduated to tolerating me.

I think it's a lot more than that.

Oh, no.

Why, are you jealous?

No.

No.

Actually, you know, Bobby and I, we have
different tastes, really.

So you're saying you're not interested
in me? No, I didn't say that.

You mean he's not interested in me?

I didn't say that either.

But if you have different tastes and he
is interested, then that means that

you're not interested, right?

No. So then you are interested.

Wait a minute, I'm confused.

You don't know if you like me?

Of course I like you.

Oh.

Okay, there.

Well, that wasn't so hard, right?

No.

How'd it go?

I'm guardedly optimistic.

Schimmel's lawyer said she'd go to bat
for me.

Why'd you park way over here?

Well, no offense, but your wheels aren't
the proper complement to the

Ziegskiller fleet.

We don't have a fleet anymore.

Don't remind me.

Hey, you didn't put the steering lock
on.

What steering lock?

Well, go ahead. Put it on yourself. Go.

You borrowed the car. You put it on.

Well, it's not like somebody's going to
steal the tape. Just put the lock on the

car.

What sunglasses?

So the dash doesn't crack.

Happy?

Hey! What?

Where's my little Christmas tree air
freshener?

I threw it out the window. Ran over it
six or seven times before I got here.

You sure weren't this cranky in your
video.

This wasn't in your video either.

Did you kill him?

No, we're just playing.

I didn't arrange your release from
prison so you could amuse yourself.

I know, I know. Hey, don't interrupt.

You want Bobby Sixkiller, I want Reno
Raines.

And that's the only reason you're
walking around free.

Don't you forget it for one single
heartbeat.

No, no, it's okay. I'll take care of it.

I said I'd take care of it.

Hey, put that away, will you?

I've been inside for four years, man.

You know why I'm drinking this?

Because I can.

Yeah.

But I don't want the help stoned on
Thunderbird.

Hey, this is $100 cognac.

Here, loosen up.

Yeah, okay.

Thanks.

Hey, man.

You owe me.

Oh, you, Lucius.

I own you.

The rest of your miserable life.

You got that?

You know, this could have been over by
now.

I had both those turkeys dead bang.

You're the one who wanted it done fancy.

All my life.

Burned it down around me.

I wake up in the morning.

I taste the ashes.

You're too weird, man.

Yeah, that's true, Lucius.

I'm way too weird.

What's the matter?

You look like a mugger's dream.

You're just jealous.

Hardly. But if we have to mix it up with
shimmel and carabelli, you might break

a nail.

You can't stand it, can you?

Stand what?

The fact that I might get the girl.

Sandy, I thought you hated her.

So?

Opposite to do attract.

So you dress like this to impress her?

Something wrong with that, sir?

No, it's fine.

I wish you luck.

Yeah, sure you do. No, I do, really.

I can't get involved in a serious
relationship.

You know that. Never seemed to stop you
before.

Now, what is that supposed to mean? You
always crying about your poor, lonely

life. But your criminal status never
seemed to keep you from getting plenty

action.

I resent that.

Yeah? Go ahead, admit it. You actually
like her, don't you? Admit it.

Well, of course I like her. Ah! Ah!

Right when I'm about to capture my love,
you've got to get in the way, don't

you? Man, you are hallucinating. Oh, am
I? Yeah. I am not.

Good morning, boys.

Robert, don't you look nice.

So do you, Vince.

Well, I did exactly what you said. I
went to my house, I got all my

my toothbrush and everything else.

Who's that?

Oh, that's Bruno.

Bruno?

Your cousin?

No, silly.

My boyfriend.

to be on this thing. No wonder you dress
like James Dean. There's no use trying

to look good on one of these. Well, I'm
going to chalk up that attitude to the

stress you've been under.

Whatever makes you feel good, Mr. Black.

Uh -uh, Miss Kramer. Miss Kramer.

You look like a little flashbulb with
legs.

Did you happen to talk to him?

Yes, I did. And?

And he told me that he found Jesus and
wondered how I could insult him like

this. Did he say that Jesus told him to
unload his .45 in my direction?

I elected to dodge that particular line
of conversation.

Mr. Thickkiller.

Yes?

I think it worked.

If I were a betting person, I'd bet Sean
I'd call you.

worm is on the hook so to speak you know
i want to apologize for what i said you

know i mean there's no reason for me to
speak to you like that you were right

you were right i mean i i have stress
bobby no no no let's face it i'm getting

little older now in the last couple days
the hummer got stolen i got shot at i

fell in love and i got dumped i think i
can help you with one of your problems

how's that well look

Sandy's dating a male model?

No, that's not it. How shallow.

Will you wake up, Bobby? She's not
dating a male model. That's the picture

get when you buy the frame.

Reno, why would she lie?

Because I didn't want you fighting over
me.

We weren't fighting over you. Yes, we
were. No, we weren't. No, we weren't. We

were, too. I could see it coming.

First the verbal jabs, and then one
-upmanship, and pretty soon it gets

ugly. I just didn't want your
partnership dissolving over me.

Enter Bruno.

Bruno, yeah. Why Bruno?

Why? What's wrong with Bruno?

Have you ever met a man whose real name
is Bruno?

This from a man named Sixkiller?

We weren't fighting.

No, we weren't.

Bruno is Six... Bobby is Sixkiller's
office.

It's too short, Schimmel.

Schimmel, you got my truck?

Would I be calling you if I didn't?

Don't game me, shorty. I want it back
and I want it now.

Says, if I return it, you let me skate?

Is this accurate?

That's right, that's the deal. So drive
it over here, park it, and put the keys

on top of the visor.

Oh, yeah, you'd love that, right? You
can kick my tookus all over your own

then bust me.

You insult my honor, sir.

Oh, excuse me, forgive me, Mother
Teresa.

Okay, okay, so what's the deal?

Okay, you know where Campbell's is?

Yes, right past the naval base.

Take a cab there, come alone.

Send the cab away, then look for the
little fish. You do it right, you'll see

your truck.

There. Done.

Two Franklins and I'm a speck on your
horizon.

Still don't get how you found me.

Not too many guys in this town trying to
fence a hammer.

Yeah, well, I hope you're happy.

There's only one thing that's going to
make me happy.

That's Bobby Sixkiller's scalp on my
wall.

You need a bigger wall.

Guy's got a lot of hair.

Oh, and one more thing.

See you.

He should have been back an hour ago.

I have no worry.

Robert's the best.

He told me so himself.

Lucius Carabello is out there. I should
have followed Bobby. You tried,

remember? He was afraid you'd scare off
Schimel.

He really does like you, you know.

You think so?

He's so grouchy.

Well, don't let that fool you.

He's been looking for Mizrite for a long
time.

Well, I don't want that.

I want to learn to be a good bounty
hunter.

Well, maybe you can have both. You know,
the horse, the bar.

Play your cards right.

You can have the whole ranch.

Sixkiller Enterprises.

No, there's nobody here by that name.

What? They're looking for somebody named
Reno.

Who's this?

You recognize my voice?

Lucius, what do you want?

Want to talk about your partner?

Where are you?

That's the game, Reno. It's your move.

Bye.

Why don't we just tell him what had
come?

Because then he'd know.

What?

Just ask Bobby.

Where? I don't know where.

He's playing with my head.

You know, for all I know, Bobby could
be... Don't even say it. Well, how the

hell am I supposed to find him?

What are you doing?

In his video course, Robert always said
to tape record phone conversations for

future reference.

Park it and put the keys on top of the
visor.

Oh, yeah, you'd love that, right? You
can kick my tuckers all over your own

turf. Put it down.

You know where Campbell's is?

Yes, right past the naval base.

Take a cab there, come alone.

Send the cab away, then look for the
little fish. Do it right, you'll see

truck.

Campbell's like the soup?

No. Like the shipyard.

Thanks. Oh, no, no, no, no. You are not
leaving me here.

What? I tape -recorded the conversation.
I figured it out. You can't hog all the

glory. Sandy, this isn't about glory.
This is about life and death.

This is the horse, Vince.

Don't you dare steal my horse.

I can't wait much longer.

Sure you can.

Any, Bob?

Go to hell.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Okay, Lucius, company's coming.

Come out, Lucius.

I know this is a setup.

Very astute.

Drop the Ithaca or I drop your pal.

Not damn likely.

Suit yourself.

All right, hold it.

What do you want?

Not what he want.

It's what I want.

We'll go ahead and pull the trigger,
Dutch.

Even you can't miss at this range.

It's spoken just like a man who
chuggalugs Don Perignon from the bottle.

Oh, I get it. You want to savor the
moment.

There you go.

I don't know, Lucius. Do you think he'll
let you walk?

Oh, I worry.

Well, you should be. How do you think I
got in this mess?

It's Dutch Dixon.

Come on, man. He doesn't leave a loose
hand.

Don't let him psych you, Lucius.

You're five minutes from the Emerald
City.

Forget about the psych job.

But I'd ventilate him before he
ventilates you. Shut your mouth, man.

You think he's going to let you burn
Bobby out of the goodness of his heart?

Come on, man.

It's a two -for -one deal. He knows he
can't kill me and let Bobby live.

Maybe I ought to burn you first just to
get your annoying voice out of my ears.

Don't do it, Lucius.

It's mine.

Lucius, don't be surprised if you see
that desert eagle swing your way as soon

as he kills me.

Right, Bobby?

Right.

Lucius, time's up.

You've earned it. Do the honors.

Say goodnight, chief.

What'd you call me?

I don't know who you are. U .S. Federal
Marshal. That's who.

Oh, it's Craig.

Who was that guy?

It's a long story.

I got time.

everything. At least she's wouldn't rat
on Dixon.

Too bad.

Now he's going to wake up with a chip in
his gut.

Why? If he didn't talk, why?

Because Dutch won't risk him changing
his mind.

I thought the bad guys were bad.

Is there anything we can do to stop this
guy?

Sandy, my love, that is my horse.

And sir, this would be my horse.

So give me the keys because I got a
brand new CD I want to play. Come on.

wait.

Wait a minute, what's going on? Oh, it's
only fair.

What's only fair?

You used her car when yours was gone.

Yes, but hers isn't gone.

Well, actually it is.

It's been in the shop ever since you
drove it. It just hasn't been right.

What'd you do to it, Bobby?

I didn't do anything. All I did was
drive it. So here, give me the key.

it's no biggie. I mean, I should have my
car back by the end of the week.

What do you mean it's no biggie? You
created a monster.

Hey!

You just give me those keys.

You need a class A license to drive one
of these things. Do you understand that?

Open the door. Come on. Hey, open the
door. These things really don't work.

don't know. You don't know what you're
doing. Don't touch that one. That's my

player. Come on. Wait. Be careful.

Hey.

Stop her.

Stop her.

This is nothing like my Toyota.