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Hi. Hi.

Can I help you?

Well, that depends.

On what?

On your name. It's Brenda.

You like country music, Brenda?

I hate country music.

Good. Now help me pick out some tunes.

Say your own personal top 100.

Don't have music like this in Tama Lipa's.

Hey, do you like West Britannic? Darling, I revel in it.

It's a band, silly.

Spin doctors, yes.

Well, that ought to about do it. Unless, of course, you want to come over to my

place, listen to some of these with me.

Well, I don't get off until six.

That's too bad, because I got a boogie.

I got to run a few errands, and I got to meet up with my partner.

Well, come on up front. I'll ring you out. Oh, you didn't think I was going

pay for any of these, did you?

Apparently she does, Duquesne.

Now you just stay back and enjoy some tunage.

Our little Brenda Starr here turns into a bachaca.

Don't you hurt her.

Wouldn't dream of it. As long as you head back straight the way you came.

Stop struggling, honey. I'm liable to slip.

Hang on to my selections for me. I'll definitely be back.

Adios, amigo.

We'll have to do this again sometime.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin

and testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands.

An outlaw hunting outlaws.

A bounty hunter.

A renegade.

Here we are since the bounty hunters convention, huh?

Oh, I'm so excited.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, listen, Bellman, do me a favor. Could you get the door, please?

Now, you got that? Good. You see this? This is for my video cassettes. I need

you to be very careful because this is gold. You got it, buddy? Bobby, I still

can't decide what seminar I should go to tomorrow. Should I go to acupressure

and the unruly suspect or our police brethren, threat or menace?

Well, since I thought you were going to come with me to my sales presentation.

Bobby. This is so embarrassing.

What? It's a complete Bobby Sixkiller home video bounty hunting course right

there. I know, I know. You think maybe the title may be a little too long?

Yeah, nine words too long.

Thanks a lot. Here, go ahead and carry me upstairs, all right? Make sure

a humidifier right next to my bed. Go ahead. Come on, come on, come on, come

I'm dead tired, and I'm in a bad mood because I just lost Johnny Duquesne. Oh,

well, I'm sorry, but I'm sure you'll find him again.

Why are you so chipper? Hey, man, I'm on the verge of a breakthrough into

international marketing.

Oh, yeah, the Bounty Hunters Convention.

That's right, and you know my video cassette? It's ready for its debut.

Bobby, look, I could really use your help, and the Hummer, too. Well, can't I

wait till after this weekend?

Bobby, this guy just used a teenage girl as a shield to get away from me. Well,

I'll tell you what, if you don't catch him by Sunday, I'll drive all night to

come down there to help you, all right? Sounds like I don't have a choice.

Thanks, Shu.

Talk to you later.

Oh, man.

Why do they have to schedule new advances in truth drugs at the same time

chokehold class?

Beats me. You a bounty hunter? No, I'm just starting out.

Otis Moon. Bobby Sixkiller. My pleasure.

I heard of you. Sometime my reputation precedes me. Dudes at the bar, they said

if you try to sell me anything, I should run like hell.

Well, it's funny that you should mention that, because as a newcomer to the

business, I think you would profit from my new video cassette course.

The Bobby Sixkiller Bounty Hunting Course. Eleven years of felon finding

distilled onto six one -hour action -packed cassettes. A perfect stocking

stuffer. I know.

No, thanks. Don't be hasty, my young friend. Go ahead, take a peek at it.

Because if you sell three cassettes to our fellow trackers here, I give you one

absolutely free.

Yeah.

Otis Moon Bounty Hunter.

Think about it.

All right. Yeah.

So then I said, now, listen up, Mr. Mad Bomber. Them cops want you so bad

they're about to pass away, see?

But... If you'd prefer to go to hell rather than the hoosky, I won't have

as a choice that I can understand, but please, please let me do the job with

bullet so I can collect that $100 ,000 reward.

Nathan Wayne, how the hell are you?

Hey!

Terrible good for being just south of 70. And you, Bobby?

Oh, just wonderful.

And I can see that your tongue is still as silver as your hair. I think he looks

distinguished. Oh, God love you, Cheyenne Perryman. Make my golden years

Golden years? Heck, you can outlive us all.

So, uh, who's your trophy this year? Well, for 20 years, I've been bringing

uninvited guest to this goat roping and barbecue.

I figure this year it ought to be somebody real special.

Hi. Thanks for letting me in.

Well... The least I can do.

Did you catch him?

No, no, not yet.

I'm actually surprised to see you here. I thought you'd be home. Are you okay?

My boss said I could take the rest of the day off, but jobs are scarce around

here. Well, getting attacked isn't something you could just shake off.

Give yourself some credit.

Gee, if you saved my life, I don't even know your name.

Vince Glack.

I'm a bounty hunter, and that man who attacked his name is John Henry

He's wanted for murder and robbery from here to Tucson.

Did he say anything to you?

Tell you where he was headed or maybe where he'd come from?

Well, he said you can't buy good CDs in Tampa, Lippa.

Where the heck's that?

It's south. It's the Mexican state that's just across the border.

Well, thank God the stars.

Have you talked to the police? Because I told them about you, how you rescued

me, and they're very anxious to talk to you. I bet they are.

Um, I better get going.

Take care of yourself, okay?

Be well.

Okay.

Hey!

My goodness.

Charlie, how are you? Hey, Nathan.

Good to see you.

Bobby says you were a kind of John Hillinger. Uh, muscles, how are you? Oh,

story. See, I'd just been kicked off the Texas region.

I jumped stupid and starving.

And, uh, the bounty on J .D. was $10 ,000.

Unheard of at the time. Yo, Nathan!

Yo!

I got two grand here, sis. This is the year you mess up your trophy.

All contributions are readily accepted.

My dear, would you do me the honor of holding the purse?

Be my pleasure. Oh, yes. Shall we be seated?

Now, I will bet that you know who all these bounties are, right, Mr. Wayne? Of

course he does.

That's Timothy Singer, shotgun carjacker. Got caught last month.

By yours truly.

And, uh...

Who's that one? Oh, that's Song Park, the bicycle thief.

He steals bicycles?

He's an armed robber who doesn't know how to drive a car. He makes his

on a ten -speed bike.

Oh, man. Now, I would love a shot at him.

He killed nine men already.

Four of them cops.

I'll be right with you. Oh, yeah, no problem. I'll just wait inside.

Anything else?

Nope. Just hang here a minute while my partner rifles your register.

Now, once we've taken all your money, I'm on the driveway. He's going to hang

around and make sure you don't go running for help.

There, boy.

You don't look so good.

Let him go.

Knife and flow.

That's right.

Now put down the knife.

I can't do that.

Put it down.

No, you see, this here knife is my most prized possession. I don't want the

blade to... Are

you all right?

Yeah. The cops want to talk to you.

No kidding.

Every year at this point of the convention, we hear from one of our most

distinguished members, Mr. Nathan Wayne.

And every year, Nathan has made it his

tradition to pick a bounty from the ten most wanted list and to bring that man

back to this distinguished gathering by the end of the convention weekend.

Now, this is going to be his 20th try, and I don't have to tell you, he's 19

0. Mr. Nathan Wayne, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, Bobby. Thank you.

Yes, sir. Only in America, the Indian introduces the cowboy.

Thank you, Bobby. Okay, this being my 20th year at this little fracas.

I wanted this year's trophy bounty to be somebody truly god -awful. This man was

convicted of killing a police officer in Bay City.

Now, I'm sure you all watched as the jury found him guilty, and I'm certain

all started salivating when he busted out of the slammer. But now, just in

any of you have been off this planet for the past year, the name of my 20th

anniversary...

trophy bounty, the man I'm going to have stuffed and mounted and on display at

this very podium by Sunday night, or my name ain't Nathan Wayne,

is...

You know Reno.

True enough.

I also know a jury found him guilty.

But Nathan... What was the first thing I taught you about this game? If they're

wanted, you bring them back.

You want to be a judge, you go to law school.

Nathan, wait a minute.

He's my partner.

My best friend.

Every killer's got a best friend. And a mama who thinks he's her poor,

misunderstood baby boy.

But Nathan, Reno is innocent.

No offense, ma 'am.

The only way you could know that for sure... was if you pull the trigger

yourself.

I almost had my cell phone turned off. I'll go find him. Hey, no offense, sis,

but Texas is a mighty big haystack.

So I hit I -8, you phoned me with a destination once we reached Reno.

That's exactly what he wanted us to do.

You think he'd use us as bird dogs?

He'll do whatever it takes.

He always manages to pull off these trophy captures in a single weekend.

That doesn't happen without any preliminary spade work. Oh, my God.

I told Nathan right where to go.

What are you talking about?

Well, he asked me what we were working on, and naturally I told him about John

Henry Duquesne.

Hello, officer.

California.

Brings you to South Texas.

Vacation in Wonderland like this? Do you need a reason?

Is there a problem?

Yeah, maybe.

Liquor store clerk over in Escobar's got held up last night. Said a mysterious

stranger on the chopper showed up just in time to save his life.

Only kind of snuck out of there before the sheriff had a chance to get a

statement.

That wouldn't be you now, would it? Yeah, it was me.

Vince Black, I'm a bounty hunter, licensed in California.

Bounty hunter, huh? I'm after John Henry Duquesne. He's your hold -up man.

Yeah, Johnny Duquesne, devil's own kin.

He wasn't working alone, was he? Nope, had a partner with him.

Got me from behind, otherwise I would have had him. Hey, I'd be Cletus Freed,

another fine blue -ribbon specimen.

He wanted to?

Yeah, from here to El Paso. If I was you, Hoss, I'd find myself another

Them two boys jump back and forth across this border like old -time banditas.

Well, I love a challenge.

Yeah, well, you got yourself one.

Meantime, why don't you just follow me home back to my substation?

Why is that?

Liquor store.

I need to get your state. Well, if I go with you, I might lose their trail.

You wouldn't have another reason to be avoiding my company now, would you, son?

Have you got a little wild hawk and greenery in them saddlebags?

No, sir.

All right, then.

Follow me.

Yeah. Finally, where have you been?

Well, I've run into a few problems.

I'm calling you in right now, pal.

What? You heard me. I'm calling you in. Do you remember Nathan Wayne?

Yeah, your old mentor. Is he all right? Yeah, he's fine, and he's coming after

you. You're his bounty trophy at this year's convention.

He's sworn that he's going to bring you in by the end of this weekend. Bobby, I

appreciate the warning, okay?

But I've already got Dutch Dixon and the Texas Rangers up my tailpipe. What's

one more old cowboy?

Nathan Wayne is just not one old cowboy. Now, how can I change your mind?

You can't, Bobby.

All right, then. I'm going to come and help you, and we're both going to get

hell out of Texas.

Where can I meet you? Get out your map.

Look up Carrizo Springs.

Hello, Brenda.

What's the matter, darling?

You leave me alone.

I promised I'd be coming back for you, didn't I?

Oh,

boy, am I glad to see you.

Welcome to beautiful South Texas.

Hey, this is no laughing matter. Now.

Have you seen a guy in a Stetson driving a six -wheel stretch bed pickup? About

a hundred of them. Reno, read my lips. Nathan Wayne is going to catch you. He

may be your hero, okay, but he's not mine. Okay, okay. Listen to me.

In 1974, he came to the very first bounty hunters convention bragging that

was going to bring in a fugitive killer from the FBI's 10 most wanted list by

the weekend.

All right? He took every bet that was bet against him. And Sunday afternoon,

know what?

came walking in with the guy in chains.

That was 20 years ago.

He's done the same stunt every year for 20 years, so I need you to kind of stay

low for the weekend, and maybe I can bribe him out of it. I can't, okay?

Duquesne and his partner hole up for months at a time south of the border.

Once in a while, they get a hankering for American things like CDs and

So what's your point? The point is that they're having one of their binges now.

If I just wait around for Nathan Wayne to quit chasing me, they could go to

ground and not resurface again until the 4th of July.

Hey, a payday I can replace you, I can't, so no deal.

Bobby, Dutch Dixon took away my badge, and he took away my freedom.

Chasing down predators like Duquesne is the one thing I have left that makes

life worth living.

Don't take that away from me, too.

What towns have Duquesne and Freed hit?

Longhorn and Beeville. With the corresponding Mexican town.

Ha ha.

John Henry Duquesne, welcome to the end of the world. Man, when I said we'd have

to do this again, I was just kidding. Yeah, right. Now get out of the car

your partner Cletus rejoins us. I don't think so.

Not if you ever want to see your little girlfriend Brenda again.

What? Oh, yeah. See, me and Cletus have a double date with her tonight.

Reno Raines, you're under arrest.

Not today, Nathan.

All right,

who's gonna pay for these bullet holes on my tailgate?

What happened to you, Nathan?

I was ambushed by my own student and my reward money just got away.

That's what happened to me. I used to tell people that you were my idol, my

mentor. In a business that's full of sleazebags and grifters, at least you

a man of principle.

So what's your point?

My point is that you're about to put an innocent man away in prison just to save

yourself some embarrassment.

To keep your scorecard perfect.

That's not the Nathan Wayne that I used to know.

I don't know when you decided that I was some sort of a saint, but I never asked

for it.

I can name you a thousand people who'd be tickled to death to swear that I'm a

total and complete disgrace to the entire human race.

And here's your chance to redeem yourself.

I need you to back off.

I'll be bringing in bad guys as the one and only thing I've ever been any good

at. I give my word and say a man's coming home to justice, by God, he's

home. Letting Reno go doesn't change that fact.

I'll know the truth, you'll know the truth.

You'll still be number one. What would I tell him rednecks back at the

convention? You tell him that Reno died trying to escape?

Word gets back to Bay City, might buy this guy a couple of weeks of peace.

I wouldn't do this for anybody but you.

Never forget it.

Damn.

19 and 1.

I thought you told me not to use this thing. I did, but I got great news.

Nathan Wayne is out of the hunt.

What'd you do, kill him?

Excuse me, but I appealed to his higher nature.

Oh, you bribed him.

Reno, cynicism is an ugly thing, sir. So where are you? About 20 miles south of

town. Duquesne said he had Brenda and I can't get a hold of her. Who's Brenda?

That girl I told you about. The one that was in the wrong place at the wrong

time? Well, I just happen to be in the area.

What about your convention?

I missed the best part anyway.

So you'll help me? Have Hummer World Travel.

You like to dance, baby?

Darling, you told me you like to party.

That was before.

Look, Brenda, you're miles away from our nearest neighbor, and you're light

years from life as you once knew it.

Hell, there's a lot worse things you could do than keep in house with the two

us. Name one.

Ooh, she got spirit.

Well, we love spirit, right, Cletus?

Nah, I hate spirit.

Come on, baby.

Dance for me.

Listen,

Shy, it's over, okay?

Here's Bobby.

Sis? Yep.

Hi, sis.

I need you to check up on some real estate records down here.

Duquesne's got a hideout somewhere.

Bobby, listen.

I tossed Wayne's room and I found a receipt for a PBN remote tracker.

So? So I'm betting that he bugged the Hummer to lead him to Reno.

Now, you listen to me.

Nathan Wayne gave me his word, which is good enough for me.

Look up those records, and I'll call you back later.

What?

Ah, she just doesn't get it.

I mean, Nathan Wayne is like a man from another century.

He still lives in a time when a man's word is his bond.

Maybe you're the throwback, Bobby, seeing as how you're the one who went

all.

Oh, now, I don't care how good you are, son.

My money's on this.

Oh, and meet Jose and Pascual.

It's my personal contribution to NASA.

All right, put him in the truck.

Take him to the old warehouse. I'll pick him up later.

You and me, sir?

We have an appointment in California.

Do that to somebody you call a friend.

Friendship is friendship, but business is business. Now, you can ride in the

with me if you're quiet. You start flapping your gums, it's into the back

the hay in the saddle. Maybe that's where I prefer it. Yeah, well, you just

right here.

Hey.

I thought we had a deal. What deal?

I drive and you keep your pile shut.

What keeps you going?

What keeps me going?

Fear. Fear?

The great Nathan Wayne?

Yep.

Plain, sheer terror.

I don't buy it.

Eh, let me put it this way. I ain't too far from the big roundup. When I get

there, one of two things is going to happen.

One, going to be lights out, that brief candle just flickers, then

black and nothing else. Yeah.

What's number two?

It's going to be a whole tassel of really ticked off hombres just waiting

their hands on them.

Ha ha ha!

Can I ask you a favor?

I can't stop you.

Before you turn me in, will you go get John Henry Duquesne?

No, I can't. I'm sorry. I got a deadline. You're due in San Diego

night. He kidnapped a young girl, a beautiful girl, 17 years old. She runs a

store down in the border town.

Now, if we don't help her, she'll never see Texas again.

Bobby believed in you.

You saw where that got him. Well, what it tells me is that there's something

beneath that tough exterior of yours.

I'm as shallow as they come.

Well, if you're so damn scared of dying, it might be a good idea to have an ace

card to pull when you get to where you're going. It's a little bit late to

earning brownie points, ain't it? It's never too late.

Now, come on. Take these cups off me. I'll help you catch Duquesne.

Then you can lock me back up and take me to San Diego or wherever the hell else

you want to take me.

You're either dumber than a bag of rocks or you've been chewing cactus buds.

Why would I do something as stupid as this?

Maybe so we both have something to take to the big roundup.

Nathan is going to help us catch Duquesne. What, you talked him into it?

I couldn't even talk him into it. We made a deal.

What kind of deal? Like he's going to own my company? It doesn't matter, okay?

That's not important. The important thing is that Duquesne and Freed have

Brenda, the girl I told you about.

Who's got about as much chance as a candle in a hurricane, if you ask me?

where, huh?

I just spent $500 trying to bribe that cop out there, and I didn't get diddly

squat. Duquesne and Freed got a place out in the desert, out towards the Gulf

Coast.

How did you know that?

Nothing but scrub country for miles around.

They figure folks like us can't sneak up on them. You tried to catch them once

or twice before, didn't you? Four times.

I had freed once, but the cane jumped me and sprung it. And you never told

anybody?

Five agencies in two countries are after these two.

That's right.

Because if they catch them, I don't get paid.

Well, what makes you so sure you're going to catch them this time, huh?

Numbers, partner.

If we come at it from three different directions all at once... One of us just

might live to collect the reward.

Suicide missions, my favorite.

All right, let's go.

Where are we?

Well, there it is.

Well, no wonder we couldn't find it.

Hey, you know what, Reno?

If we pull this thing off, we should talk to somebody. You know about maybe

taking over the lease. You're going to live out here. No, he wouldn't do that.

That'd take brains.

We'll split up now.

Reno, you go south.

Follow the creek then.

Bobby, come in through the high country. You got the wheels for it.

We'll hit them in one hour.

And where will you be?

Oh, I'll be around.

Maybe.

Oh,

no,

no. Blend it to me, then.

You know, you got parable taste in music.

You can't cook.

You can't dance.

You ain't even all that pretty.

So if you want to stay alive, I suggest you get mighty good at something mighty

fast.

Hey, Johnny, we got some company.

Well, that's just a reason from over towards Carbonaris. I know his truck.

Yeah, well, he knows the rules. What is he doing here?

Well, then...

Why don't you go remind

him?

What the fuck?

Greger thinks you ought to. Just let us have the girl. She's all we want.

Fat chance.

Step on out here.

Come on, a count of three.

One, two... All right. All right, I'm coming.

Lose the gun.

Hey, hey, this gun's a piece of history.

Drop it.

This gun is given to my daddy by Buffalo Bill Cody.

He used to use it for trick shooting in his Wild West show.

Mister, please.

I said drop it! Hey, hey.

And I don't get your shorts all in a knot.

This won't take a minute. Let me show you. It's really amazing.

See? See, I take the gun and I put it right here. I'm going to pull the

It's going to fire. When the smoke clears, I'm going to be standing here

and sound.

I'm going to be smiling like a jackass chewing barbed wire.

Unless, of course, I picked up the wrong gun this morning by mistake, in which

case I'm going to blow myself to kingdom come.

And save you a whole lot of trouble now.

You ready? On three.

Here we go.

Watch this now. Watch me real close.

One, two.

It's all over, darling.

All over.

Bobby, you okay?

Yeah, I'll be all right. Don't worry. I'll be all right. Well, there's just

more thing.

Let's see if you're really a man of your word.

Uh, we still have five minutes until our convention officially closes, which is

at seven o 'clock.

But I just heard from Nathan Wayne. Well, where the hell is he?

All right. He said he would be here in a few minutes.

Well, check it out. If he ain't here by seven o 'clock, he loses his bets.

Okay, folks.

Does everybody put it in the seat?

so sorry to keep all of you in suspense.

Where's Reno Raines? Just hold your water, Jefferson.

Now, there has been some dispute whether Reno Raines actually committed the

crimes that he's wanted for.

As you also know, I've always been one to leave them questions to the jury

and the jailer.

And I have learned more on this trip.

all the rest of them put together.

Well, have you got them or not?

Yeah.

All right, Bobby.

Who is that?

That's not him. That's not Reno Raines. I'm sure all of you will recognize John

Henry Duquesne. We also put the arm on his partner, Cletus Freed.

Now, both men are wanted from here to Florida and for twice as many crimes as

Reno Raines. Yeah, but that wasn't a bit.

You are right. All right, partner.

Therefore, all wages will be paid off out of my reward money for

Duquesne and Freed.

Diane Malevely, would you please make the arrangements back at the bar?

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