All language subtitles for quick_draw_s02e07_election_night

Ladies and gentlemen, great Bandians
all, I would like to welcome you to our

mayoral debate.

In the gray, we have our incumbent.

After being embattled with corruption
charges and general mayhem, he is now

running for his ninth term, Mayor Edward
C.

Dodge.

And for the first time, he is opposed by
a challenger. The undertaker slash

medical examiner won Vernon Shane.

Okay.

Pinwell. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Let's begin.

As the country has begun to tame this
land, there's been more and more of an

outcry for arms control.

Guns. Guns.

Guns are what we are.

All about. In fact, when I was little,
my nickname, as some of you might know,

was Half Loath.

Beavers. Yeah.

As you know, more and more men are
wearing beavers on their head. Would you

us your opinion on this fad?

As long as we, as nobody, if... People
don't say, you can't do that.

Then I'm for it. And believe me, I've,
in my line of work... Would you

please ask her to stop talking? I don't
know who you are. You're not from here.

I'm his campaign manager. This is
Vernon's cousin and campaign manager,

Clementine. Is she allowed to be here?
Of course. It's a democracy, Mayor.

You're supposed to be neutral. I don't
know what you're doing. I am neutral.

You're not neutral.

This is neutral. You sound hostile. Your
look to me is hostility. You look

pleasant, but what's coming out from
your mouth is hostility.

Let me tell you that one of the things
I'm for in this town is... Freedom from

tyranny. Freedom from Tiffany, who was
not something that we need here. Your

cousin is saying freedom from tyranny.
I'll handle this.

Mayor. She's not from our city. It
doesn't matter. I am the moderator.

I'm moderating. I'm doing a good job.

I would like to know what either of you
plan to do about the crotch rot.

Let's go to you, Mayor.

Crotch rot in the whores.

This is about hygiene.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

You want clean water? Yeah. That would
be great. Do you like the fact that we

have a train now that comes in here and
a train station?

Do you?

Do you like hats?

Well, I'm the person that's going to
deliver that.

You're welcome.

Vernon Shank wins.

You can't say Vernon Shank wins. He
hasn't won anything.

They won the debate.

That's my job.

Somebody has to tell the people what to
think. What?

What are you talking about?

The entire purpose of a newspaper.

Yeah, to feed us ideas. You think
everybody in town doesn't know what to

I have no idea what to think. There you
go. I'm supposed to influence public

opinion. I don't even know why you're a
newspaper editor.

You're a school teacher. Where are your
children?

You've seen most of them come through
your business. They're dead.

Almost all of them are dead. The
smallpox and the Ferguson twins were

by a rabid badger out near the lake. My
God, if I see another rabid badger, is

every badger rabid? There was the mule
incident out at the Hoskins farm, which

took both Jesse, Claire, and Tula. That
was a slip and fall from the excrement?

Well, we're still piecing it together.

Oh, three of them break their necks?
Yes.

Clementine. What is this? Okay, give her
a moment.

Give her a moment. We've lost.

We've lost the election.

Take that back. We can't eat that. We
don't eat meat. It is bad for you and

inhumane. Why is that a problem? It's
not like I put an eyeball in it. Oh, my

goodness. And we're the people behind
the bars.

Well, you kind of murdered a person.

Allegedly. It was an accident on purpose
killing.

Yeah.

I thought the food was good.

Thank you, Eli. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
There's a lot of love in here.

Way to meet y 'all together.

Yeah, we're married.

Ah.

This is the last time I'm cooking for
your people. Oh, great. Now look at

Now we don't have any food. Your
marriage is over, and we don't have

you just let us go. And we can sit in
the jail in Nicodemus. Yeah. Because you

know we ain't going to get no kind of
fair trial here. Actually, we've got a

of reforms coming through. Oh, here we
go.

Reforms. No, we got a new mayor running.

You met him, Vernon Shank.

He's running on the Republican ticket in
town.

Republican? He's a Republican?

Yeah. Well, why didn't you say that?
That's the party of black people.

And let me tell you something. There
will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be a

Negro who does not vote Republican in
this country.

Preach like our beloved President
Abraham Lincoln. Oh, God bless them.

say Republican, I say Republican.

The election hasn't been counted. How
can we lose?

Someone outside handed me a very
disturbing photograph.

Brace yourselves, gentlemen.

What is it?

Oh, no.

They're corpses.

Well, recently deceased.

They're not corpses.

You can't take people's loved ones and
stage them in tableaus for your own

entertainment and then photograph them.
Well, look how happy they are. Look at

old Mr. Walters. Ever seen a smile like
that before?

Oh, God.

Donut. Yeah?

This is the only picture, right?

Well, I know I took about 24.

You're as dead as the people in that
photograph.

Yuck. Yeah.

I would like for you to take her out of
here now and let me get back to my life.

I understand. I understand, Mayor. But
you understand, though, how this is

to look.

Obviously, I see how it looks.
Obviously, I was framed.

Well, I agree. If somebody wanted to
frame you, this would be an excellent

to do it. Because 100 % of the people
who hear about this are going to assume

you did it. I don't know.

She got here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Calm down. Calm down. Calm

down.

Okay. All right.

Let's go back to last night. Let's go
back. You came home.

I did. I came over here. I had a little
bit of whiskey. How much is a little?

Oh, maybe a glass.

Just one glass?

Okay. Maybe like three, maybe a bottle.
A bottle. So in your drunken state, who

knows what happened? I don't get that
drunk on a tip of whiskey. I may not

you, and I don't.

And I don't like you.

But I like justice.

And if I find out that it's you...

You will die.

By a human's nose.

Could I put my clothes on before I go?

Eli's going to come with you. Yeah, I'm
going to go with him, Eli.

Okay.

Ladies, this is the mayor.

He's accused of murder.

I am innocent.

So are we. We are innocent, too. This is
absolutely ridiculous.

And it's going to ruin my chances of
being re -elected as mayor.

Oh, you run it for me. Yeah, it would
take a miracle.

And he's also running as a Democrat.

Oh. We would never vote for a Democrat.

Black people and Democrats. Like oil and
water. Don't make... Yeah.

You can't vote anywhere. You're women.

Oh, let me tell you something. We are
from Nicodemus, all right? Where women

vote. Oh, well, if you can vote in
Nicodemus, you can vote here.

What? Well, any citizen of the
surrounding area of Great Bend who has

rights shall be grandfathered in and
given voting rights in the city of Great

Bend as well.

What? Were you just possessed by
somebody smart?

Oil's been teaching me to read on the
city charter.

Oh, okay, okay.

That's all wonderful, but we still would
never vote for you. You still would

lose. You wouldn't get our votes. No.
Democrat.

What if I could pardon you?

Oh. If I knew that you were going to
vote for me. You know what?

I'm really interested in the democratic
platform.

Yes. And the agenda that you possibly
have.

Then if you walk contrary to me.

and will not hearken to me, I will bring
more plagues upon you, sevenfold, as

many as your sins.

Don't you love the plagues? Yeah.

And now we will have a short musical
tribute from Clementine's other

cousin, Earl. Earl. Oh, my darling, oh,

my darling.

My darling Clementine.

You were lost and gone forever.

I'm so sorry, Clementine.

All right,

all right. That went well. That went
well. Thank you, Earl.

Wonderful, wonderful. Little long,
little long.

That concludes our ceremony.

Thank you, Pearl. It really means the
world that you came here.

It means so much.

There's a silver lining, Vernon.

It's that you're going to win the
election.

I know, I know. It's amazing.

Let's not celebrate that, okay?

I'm not celebrating this shit. I just
feel like it's inappropriate.

Goodbye, Clementine. You will be missed.

Very respectful man.

Afternoon, ladies.

Have a citizen who would like to vote?

Oh, come on.

So a murderer can vote, but women
cannot. Can you explain that to me?

What is he doing here? Would you get him
out? He's a killer. He's a murderer,

Sheriff. First of all, this man has not
been convicted of anything.

Innocent. And secondly, what I'm about
to tell you may just change your vote.

I went to the mayor's home where the
body of this unfortunate young woman

her life cut short, looking a lot like
Vernon Shank because she is his

Oh, wait, I knew that. Yeah, we've known
that. That's nothing. We haven't

revealed anything there. However, at the
scene of the crime, I didn't just look

at the body. I examined it.

You see, when a human is murdered, The
blood and fluid falls downward.

You could kill somebody, put them in a
bucket, and their buttocks would inflate

with all the blood and fluids, and then
you pull them out of the bucket, and it

would take the shape of the bucket like
a Bundt cake.

And the most interesting thing about
Clementine, her blood settled on her

Why is that important?

Then why are you gasping?

I don't know.

Well, let me make the point first,
because...

When I found the body, it was laying
face up.

I didn't do it. I'm innocent.

I'm innocent.

That's right. You did not place
Clementine's body in your bed. No, I did

You were framed. But the person who
moved her body and framed you is in this

room.

You see, when I investigated the room, I
found not only the body with the blood

settling the way it did, it also
happened.

To touch the bedpost.

I found something.

What is it?

What is it? I looked down.

It was printer's ink! The sink got his
fingers!

It's printer's ink! Is it on there? Oh,
good.

Because when I picked it up, I didn't
know for sure if it'd be on there. But I

could tell by your looks that I had
guessed right.

Because you guys went, ah. Yeah. Okay.

That's right, Clay.

You moved the box. I moved it!

You framed me!

You went behind the schoolhouse, you saw
her murdered body laying on her side,

and you knew that if that body was
placed in the mayor's bed, it could turn

tide of the election. So you reached
down, you carried her very carefully up

stairs of his apartment, opened up the
door to his

bedroom, and there was the mayor's cell.

and you hauled that huge, huge body of
Vernon's cousin into the bed.

And as you headed out, you paused to
turn to admire your work, and you

onto the bedpost.

It makes no sense! I have no reason to
do that!

I'll tell you why.

Because this man...

was cutting the funding to your
schoolhouse. The infant mortality rate

combined with the amount of funding he's
cutting, you were going to be out of

work. Sure, I was going to cut the
funding. I moved her. I moved her body.

did not kill her.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, that's right.

You did move her body.

But he didn't kill her. No, the murderer
is still in this saloon.

Voting is difficult.

Support

your

weight.

I'm so sorry.

I should take over your ballot.

That's no problem. Dodge. There you go.

Here's my ballot.

Ladies, you dropped your pencils.

One for the road. One for the road.

Well, if he didn't kill her, then who
did? I'll tell you, my future fiancé.

The person who killed Clementine Shank
had motive.

It went all the way to the top.

You killed her!

I knew it! No, I did not kill her! You
did!

And this is slander!

Where would you even hear such a thing?

I read her journal.

Diary, October 15th. We did something
really exciting today. We broke into

Shank's apartment and made love all over
it.

No.

I... We fornicated.

Oral. Okay, I don't need to know that.

Dear Diary, my cousin is missing some
incriminating photographs with all the

dead people, the embarrassing ones that
could ruin his election. They're gone.

Oh, and by the way, I'm sure that Mayor
Dodge must have stolen those photos when

he was with me and we were making love
on my cousin's bed.

I'm going to confront him today. I hope
it goes well.

Love, Clementine. And what did you do?
You took out your little trimmer

that you use for your ear hair and you
stabbed her. And you stabbed her. And

stabbed her over and over and over and
over again. You killed Clementine.

Yes, you did. You did.

And both of you will be going to jail.
Me?

What? This one for murder and this one
for framing an elected official.

No one can kill anybody with those
little scissors. I'm not going to jail.

you are. I'm not going to jail. You are
going to jail.

I shot the

sheriff in the...

Well, you didn't shoot the deputy. I
know.

Get these out of here. What is the plan?
What are we doing?

How could you possibly miss this? I
honestly don't know.

Good luck. Oh, that don't go very well
right now.

Mr. Mayor, Tidwell, it's over.

Put the guns down.

Yes, you did.

Yeah, that's my fault. See, the gun
there was loaded with table salt because

meant to have rock salt so that I could
scare away the animals.

Animals that you like, not the ones you
want to kill. Okay, okay. It's a long

story, but it doesn't have any bullets
in it. Now, Mayor, put the gun down.

Slow and easy.

Don't look at each other. Put it down.
Nice. I'm not going to jail.

Don't do that. Stop it.

I'm clean.

Gentlemen.

I want you to know this is what I can do
to you.

It's very impressive.

It wasn't an accident. Look.

All right.

I just wait till you pop up.

But we're changing our rhythm.

That would have hit your head, Mayor.

Hey, Sheriff.

Say hello to my grandpappy when you get
to... Just shoot him for God's sake.

Go to hell.

Hey! Boom!

Well, you know, saying boom is not going
to make it. I was trying to intimidate

him with it. Oh, here it comes. Boom, I
just died.

We can hear everything you're saying.

Oh, my God, I'm out.

I'll reload it. Give it to me. I think
they're reloading. God, would you just

shoot for a little bit? I'll do it for a
little bit. I was thinking of baby

names. Pearl gets pregnant. I was
thinking of Hank for a boy.

Really?

That's what you're doing right now?

I have got to get these off. You're not
naming them after me, huh?

I wasn't... No, no, it's fine. It's
fine.

You know what you could do? You could
point out who to shoot at. Well, either

one of them. There's two people. Eeny,
meeny, miny, moe. You know I'm John

Hoyle the 18th, right? It's been in my
family that long.

No, it should stop. It should stop. Just
get somebody, Tidwell, for God's sake.

I feel like we'd work better if we were
working as a team. You're doing your own

thing. Okay. You know what? I'm getting
hungry.

Let's get this over with. I can rename
it. I can rethink it. All right,

gentlemen. This is over.

What do you want for lunch?

I could make grilled cheese.

Yeah, I like cheese grilled.

I'm not going to jail.

I'm not going to jail either.

If we're going out, we're going out like
a couple men. We're going to go out

guns blazing. I need some salve for my
face. It's killing me. Yeah, it looks

like it might hurt.

I know we had our differences.

But if we're going to go out, I'm glad
we're going out together.

I feel the same way. Let's do this.

Do it.

They're planning something. Get ready.
Don't shoot.

I won't. You might kill them.

Three, two, one.

What are you talking about? I've got
him. What are you talking about? I have

done nothing.

You're arresting him as a citizen?

Yes. I can erase everything, right? I
don't go to jail now, right? Clay, you

shot me in the face.

And you're okay.

It hurts.

Now I'm giving him to you and I'm
apologizing. I'm sorry.

Get him!

How many Negro spiritual do you know? I
know about six.

Mr.

Shane, who are you?

You lost the election.

Well, sadly, the Great Bend City Charter
clearly states that any elected

official can continue serving while in
prison until they are proven guilty.

Amazing. I smell shank for mayor was one
of the worst ideas. I told you. Now,

the first thing you can do is partner.

Oh, yes.

I am definitely looking into that as
soon as I get out of here.

Look, look into what you mean? Well, I'm
going to look into resolving this.

Is that the way you want to go?

Yeah. Don't you hear all these stories
about people in prison?

Bad things happen. You know, they fall
asleep.

Yeah, they get their eyes sewn shut. Or
maybe they get their man parts sold to

their side forever.

You are officially pardoned.