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Hi everybody and welcome to Quick Draw
Mixology, where we make a drink from the
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1800s, historically correct, that you
can enjoy during an episode of Quick
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This is Lavinia Webb, who I'm so happy
to be working with on the show. I'm so
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happy to be working with you on the
show.
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Thank you.
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Maybe we should grab one of these drinks
after an episode.
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We'll talk about that in a little bit.
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The episode this week's drink is
Badminton.
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Not named after the game with the
shuttlecock.
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which is my nickname in college.
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You are to imbibe this drink, if you
wish, for our seventh episode, Honey's
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which is one of my favorites. So I hope
you enjoy it. A lot of sex.
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A lot.
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Nice. Get ready, everybody.
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All right. I'm ready.
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You ready?
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Yeah. All right.
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All right. Let's get to the badminton.
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Now, the badminton, it's not named after
the game. As I said, it's named after
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the English fox hunt. Apparently, there
was an English fox hunt in the 1800s
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named badminton. All right. So, first
thing, peel half of a middle -sized
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cucumber, which you've already done.
Done. So phallic. Something just dripped
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me. I think he just... They do that.
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I think that, yeah, they sure do.
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I think he shot his load.
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All right.
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Let's put that. And then you put it into
a silver cup. And when they said cup,
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they meant bowl. There's actually an
asterisk here. It says, note, cup in
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case would seem to mean a large loving
cup -sized vessel.
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With four ounces. That bowl doesn't even
know it's in there. Uh -huh. Look at
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that big old bowl.
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It's like a seventh grader and a lady of
the evening. All right. Now.
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Four ounces of powdered sugar. And you
don't use anything to measure. You just
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know. I just go by. You don't weigh it.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay. All right. Does that feel like
four ounces to you? That's how I like
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All right. A little nutmeg. Always with
the nutmeg. These people were nuts about
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the nutmeg. Or we're nuts about it. I'm
not sure what time we're in right now.
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And a bottle of claret.
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Or claret.
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So here we go.
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Mmm. What is that? Just wine. It's red.
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Yeah, it's wine. Okay, I don't know. I
don't drink that stuff.
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I drink Boone's Farm.
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You pour it in like the way a man pees
on a urinal when he doesn't want anybody
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to hear him. You hit the side.
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Right. And you come in.
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Flash guard. Mm -hmm.
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Flip it around a couple of times. Catch
it in the air.
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You just do that. That's fine, too. All
right.
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And then, when the sugar is thoroughly
dissolved, and we'll just assume that,
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pour in a bottle of soda water.
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And how they got soda water back then,
how do you think they made soda water?
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How do we make soda water?
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You put bubbles in it.
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Absolutely right. Isn't that right?
Yeah, absolutely.
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Now it says, and it is fit for use. I
love the way these recipes read.
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All right, we're going to bring in our
taste tester now, my deputy, Eli
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Brocious, who will let us know what you
think here.
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You're going to like that one. Yeah.
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He likes that. Whoa, he likes that.
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That's good.
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Yeah. All right.
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It's a good mitten.
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It's a good mitten. Good mitten. All
right. Now, we're going to have a little
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drinking game during Honey's Bow. Every
time you hear this word, you take a
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little sip of your bad mitten, and
you'll be a shuttlecock in no time.
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If all of America's hammered while you
watch our shows, we're going to be a
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Delicious.
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