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25 years ago, America launched Overture,
a generation shift to a nearby star.
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Today, Overture is the set of the first
reality show shot in space.
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Through confessionals, we'll learn the
crew's love, fears, and most secret
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dreams. Welcome to Personal Space.
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As cool as my Oricloud object is, I
still have more questions than answers.
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But I've decided, with its orbit and
composition...
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I could publish.
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I'm the only one who can observe that
stuff, though.
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They'd have to publish me, right?
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Talk to me about Leonard.
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Yeah, he helped me calibrate the
telescope.
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Is that all?
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We got stuck in a turbolift.
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Me, and Gail, and me.
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That turbolift belongs to me.
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It's my happy place where I can relax
for a second, alone.
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I like to ride by myself because, as
Thoreau once said, I have never found a
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companion as companionable as solitude.
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Also, it's the best place to fart on the
ship.
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It was right after me and Leonard.
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Yeah, we knocked boots, bumped uglies,
did the nasty. Basically, we had a
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of weakness.
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The men of the crew are all sterile, and
fraternization is BS.
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So all that matters is keeping us
flying.
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You're not going to screw so much if the
ship crashes.
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I realized we had to get out of there
before any of the crew members saw us,
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I pulled us into the lift without
realizing.
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I was in there minding my own business
when these two barge in, giggling like a
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bunch of drunk monkeys.
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I've never taken so long to fix some
simple hydraulics.
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This doesn't normally happen to me, I
swear.
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We used to get monkeys drunk in the lab
at MIT.
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That study was fucked up.
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Ever stick an anal probe in a drunk
monkey?
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I got pretty good at it.
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You get used to the bites.
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And the sex, Leonard?
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Amy, listen.
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On Earth, I've been with a lot of women.
I've been with models. I've been with
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NFL cheerleaders.
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With Leonard, I mean...
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He was very... I've been with two of the
three Charlie's Angels at the same
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time.
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Sweet. I banged the bangles.
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I mean, he was charming.
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I've seen a princess do things that a
roadhouse stripper wouldn't even think
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I deserve to have occasional fun.
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But what I'd never do is kiss and tell.
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That would be disrespectful.
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That turbolift ride would have been
awkward enough without the doc in there.
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But he was.
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And he knew.
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Something was up with those two.
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We were in there for 28 minutes because
the hydraulics went out. Plenty of time
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for me to deduce what happened.
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He thought we were drunk.
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That we had made liquor down in the
botany lab and were hiding it in
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engineering. And I wanted some.
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But they insist they don't have any.
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Right.
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I will be patient. And when they least
expect it, I will catch them.
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Blasto's stalking me now.
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He thinks I don't see him.
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But I do.
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It's almost as if I am... invisible.
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How would you feel if Gale had sexual
relations with other crew members?
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Don't think I'd feel anything.
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So... you're not interested in doing it
again.
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Why? Would she like that?
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I had to get through a rough patch.
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I'm okay now.
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Once was enough.
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I guess I might be open to next time.
And when next time happens, definitely
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bring in that awesome dildo you gave me.
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I can't wait to do this recap. Oh my
god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
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Yeah, I know. It's a good series. I just
can't believe it's happening.
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You know?
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Kelly, do you have any idea how hard it
is some days to work a reality show
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formula on these people when they are
actively trying to avoid conflict and
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intimacy?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, spacers, do you ship Leonard and
Gail? If you didn't earlier, I bet you
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now. Ship?
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Relationship. Oh, I thought you meant
spaceship.
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And I was like, I don't think I was
going to spaceship Gardner and Freeman.
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So funny. You know what? I think
somebody has a little crush on Freeman.
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Kelly,
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why don't you read some tweets?
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At Mr.
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Chi Chi Wang.
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Honestly, I'm just surprised it took
this long.
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Aren't we all, Chi Chi? Aren't we all?
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Chi Chi, you're at it again.
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At Quantum Amy.
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Wow. Wow is right, Quantum Amy. Wow, I'm
still on a high from this episode.
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So, oh, one more thing. To the
confessors, or whatever you're calling
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yourselves, we reported the email you
sent us to the authorities.
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Yeah, that was not cool.
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And for what it's worth, I'm sure the
crew of Overture would be fine with us
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broadcasting their therapy session, even
if they knew we were doing it.
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Bye!
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