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25 years ago, America launched Overture,
a generation ship to a nearby star.
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Today, Overture is the set of the first
reality show shot in space.
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Through confessionals, we'll learn the
crew's loves, fears, and most secret
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dreams. Welcome to personal space.
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We found it last night.
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A dull rotation, all boards green, no
Donkey Kong or recorder sounds, nothing
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but. A rare, quiet day up here in the
great big beyond, and then an
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amazing discovery.
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Deborah and I found it during an
inventory of hydroponic gear.
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I saw something glistening, and
obviously I realized I'd have to share
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Deborah, but I really hoped there was
going to be some left over for Gale,
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I intercepted them and sequestered it.
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For safekeeping, of course.
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Now I just have to figure out what to do
with it. Here's what we should do with
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it. It's drinking.
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I mean, when is the next time we're
going to find a wine cooler in space?
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Are you excited by this discovery?
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Of course I'm excited about the Oort
Cloud Comet. I never expected to see
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anything this early through my
telescope.
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It's also not really what I expected.
It's spinning really fast, and it's
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small, and it's bright, even visible
with the infrared.
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I'm sorry, but I was referring to the
wine cooler.
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Oh. My best guess is some contractor
left the wine cooler here by mistake
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the assembly process.
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There are strict rules about building a
still, and for good reason.
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There are nukes on board, and you don't
want drunk, lonely people with the
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trigger.
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But if you were to find alcohol already
on board... A wine cooler is less than
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5 % alcohol.
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Barely worth drinking by one person, let
alone all of us.
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So it should be given to one crew
member.
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And that crew member should be me.
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I found it. I should drink it.
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Gail can join me if she likes. I mean,
she's the commander.
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So I decide who drinks it.
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I'm in charge.
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Well, I suppose in the strictest sense,
the captain is in charge.
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But who wants to share a drink with a
guy who, according to rumor, volunteered
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for a nuclear airstrike in Vietnam?
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We do have five chairs in the mess hall.
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The extra one is for the captain when
he's awake.
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Guess which chair King sits in. I'm
going to let King fall on his own sword
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here. My plan is still to win everyone
over long term, and there's no decision
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King can make about the wine that's
going to make everyone happy.
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All I'm saying is I don't want King to
drink it.
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Deciding what to do with this is
surprisingly fraught.
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Using empirical data, Gail, you are the
most important crew member with the
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finest record, and therefore you should
be the candidate to consume the
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beverage. Using empirical data, Robert,
you are the most important crew member
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with the finest record. You should be
the candidate to consume the beverage.
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You should be the candidate to consume
the beverage. Right here, Amy. Give me
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five. Amy, I drank that thing weeks ago.
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It's my urine in there right now.
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Don't tell them, though. This is fun.
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My entire crew is screaming at each
other over this wine cooler.
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I almost drank the thing myself in front
of all of them just to shut them up.
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But you didn't?
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No.
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So I, uh, I did the only thing I could.
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He launched it into space!
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And then we watched it spin around and
around.
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Just floating out there like a
delicious...
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glowy meteorite. It crashed right into
one of our radars.
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We're riding it out where Freeman makes
a lot of noise with wrenches, welding
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torches, and swear words.
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Well, I guess I'm just going to have to
stay awake a while longer to make sure
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the fix holds, right?
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Gardner says they're playing with the
sheriff.
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King was being needlessly dramatic.
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I am obligated to inform you that this
is not the first time he has instructed
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you. He gave you space for your sweet
potatoes only because Gale forced him
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The others have said King only cares
about himself.
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I didn't buy it at first, but now I
wonder if even fixing the cosmic ray was
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selfish.
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So, what are you going to do about it?
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Amy, it's great that Gardner got him to
take the food shortage seriously, but
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even she couldn't get him into cryo.
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Maybe there's nothing we can do.
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You know, we have grape juice on this
ship.
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Rocket fuel, cough syrup, a botanist and
an engineer.
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We could have an endless supply of
alcohol.
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What could go wrong?
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