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25 years ago, America launched Overture,
a generation shift to a nearby star.
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Today, Overture is the set of the first
reality show shot in space.
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Through confessionals, we'll learn the
crew's loves, fears, and most secret
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dreams. Welcome to Personal Space.
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One time, sophomore year, I hated it.
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Half a week's paycheck to sit around and
stare at my hands for five hours.
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I was 20 in 1969, so yes, I've done
drugs. You caught me. What happens to me
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now? Out the airlock?
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Blaskowitz somehow got a hold of
hallucinogenic mushrooms.
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He won't say where he got them. Out of
some rectum, I guess.
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So now instead of dealing with King, I
have to deal with my doctor being on
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drugs, which is just great.
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Commander Gartner supports your drug
use. She said it is.
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just great that's so cool of her totally
cool too bad she's imaginary
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what do you mean you can't treat me you
are imaginary i am to treat the real
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members of the crew what are you talking
about i'm imaginary your status was
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changed yesterday by stanley well change
it back i'm sorry i may only take
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orders from real members of the crew oh
my god
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Imaginary Amy, she's on drugs.
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Do drugs alter a person's thoughts? Yes.
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There are some things man just wasn't
meant to know.
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We can see what we can't reach, reach
what we can't grasp.
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Also, what's in this locked drawer?
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You are not permitted to open that
drawer, Stanley.
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Emergency override.
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Divert all power to drawer openers.
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Sorry, Stanley.
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Leonard, can you come here? This is
Stanley.
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And yet again, we have the rock solid
leadership of Commander Gale in action.
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A sight to behold.
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And here I thought I had nothing left to
learn.
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How are you going to solve this one,
Gale?
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Do you understand how limited human
perception is? You can't be truly sure
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anything. I was talking to Jeff the
other day, King's friend Jeff. He's
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But I wonder if he can hear me because I
told him he's a loser. He can't
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perceive anything outside of his own
tomb. But you're better than that. I am.
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can see this room and Amy and Leonard.
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But being human, you can't be truly sure
of anything that's happening around
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you. I had this dream the other day
where I spread my arms and I was flying
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through space. Spread your arms now.
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Spread your arms.
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You're living it.
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Dude. You're living it.
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I'm living it. You're living it.
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I don't care what the other crew members
do in their spare time. It's none of my
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business. But I am not sharing the
cosmos with a hippie for 25 years.
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I am finding those mushrooms and I am
confiscating them.
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What's happening to me?
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I don't...
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I don't know why I'm here.
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Perhaps the others did this to you,
Stanley.
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They are against you. Listen.
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I'm not sharing the cosmos with a
hippie. I just want this one, Gail. I
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deal with my doctor.
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The airlock?
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Yes.
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But... But I'm not a hippie.
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I'm not a hippie.
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Gardner had me search his work area.
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I found no mushroom.
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I did find some mold on a condenser that
had been licked.
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Licked by an idiot.
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He's not on psilocybin. He's having a
catastrophic immune system response.
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I've killed the mold. If only they had
let me kill Blaskowitz.
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Fungi are not plants.
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They are more closely related to
animals. That mold was under my purview.
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Her trespass will not be forgotten.
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I have been published in multiple
mycology journals. I can make a
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decision about mold. When I lick a
frog's ass and almost tank the entire
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due to a poison -induced stupor, he can
confiscate the frog.
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God, I hate hippies.
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Okay. Take two. Hopefully this time I
won't do the entire episode as a 10
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-second Snapchat to my aunt.
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Anyway, on this episode of SpaceX, we're
going to go ahead and clear the air.
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Because after the last episode, I got a
lot of tweets that were questions of
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like, Trevor, why aren't you on personal
space anymore?
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Well, that is a good question.
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And it's actually a funny story.
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I got fired.
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Yeah. That means I'm now fun -employed.
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Which means I am unemployed.
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And also hilarious.
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Well,
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anyway, your tweets caught the interest
of my former employer, as well as their
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lawyers, and now some of my colleagues
up there might be saying something like,
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Hey Trevor, you know, put down the
phone, move back to Minnesota, and avoid
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living the rest of your life under a
giant lawsuit from the breach of your
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Well, joke's on you.
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Because this is what I think about NDAs.
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Okay, yeah, that wasn't my actual NDA,
because Actaeon still has that. That was
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actually... Oh, that was my power bill.
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I probably shouldn't have torn that up.
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But look, you get the point.
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Okay, they can sue me. They can lock me
up. But I'm going to get to the bottom
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of Actaeon's unethical travesty of a
ratings grab if it's the last thing I
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So, Blanco, Freeman, Gardner, Lee, King,
you've got a friend here on the ground.
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And as for the rest of you, keep
watching Faith Pack if you want to hear
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truth.
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