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Shh! Very quiet! We're rolling!
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Put it down just another day
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Listen to me.
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Listen to me. I want you to put in a
make -out scene between Jim and Darlene.
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Now, I know it has nothing to do with
the story.
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I know, I know, but it drives Adam Oates
crazy.
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Okay, look, how often do you get to
torture a star in the NHL? Just do it.
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David's script is ready.
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Oh, good. All right, here's what you do.
Call Moranville, swear up and down,
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it'll be ready by 9 a .m. Then sit on it
until about 3, then give it a hum and
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let him run it over there so he gets it
around 4 or so.
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Oh, the usual.
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The usual.
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Right, do it.
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Perfect. Okay, so where were we?
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Forget the pillow, Lieutenant.
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My mom spent all night making her Latin
version of chicken soup.
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It looks good.
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What is it?
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Arroz con leche a la patada.
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Ripe pudding with a kick.
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from Pacific Blue.
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If you or someone you know has a problem
with drugs or alcohol, there are places
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you can turn.
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Call 1 -800 -DRUG -HELP. There are
people on the other end of the line who
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listen and help you with your problem.
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Thank you for listening.
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Have a nice day.
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We can't fuck.
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No, we can't. Because it's a PG show.
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Hey, Jimmy, how you doing?
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Good, good.
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Listen, the reason I was calling you,
thanks for calling me back, is I just
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the rough cut of Cop in a Box.
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Looks fantastic.
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Great ticking clock. Great Jeopardy.
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I got to tell you, just between you and
me, I look at this episode, I look at
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virtually all the other episodes, man,
you make this series. I got to tell you,
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you're the one who pulls it together for
us.
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and really puts it on the screen, and
you pop, and man, I just want to thank
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you, but kind of secretively here, don't
let the other cast members know I said
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this to you. It's kind of secretive.
They find out, they get all bent out of
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shape, and don't tell Bill and Gary
either. I know they'd get bent out of
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You're welcome.
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Absolutely.
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Say hi to Cindy for me. Talk to you
later.
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Bye.
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No, I can't do that.
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Mr.
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Mediano, any of your pretentious
knickknacks could support this. Oops,
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farted.
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I totally did it.
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So, Paula, yeah, I just saw Matters of
the Heart. And, man, what a great
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episode. I got to tell you, real emotion
and stuff.
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and secretively here, you are the only
reason this show is not canceled like
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after episode three.
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You totally make the show.
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But do me a favor, don't mention it to,
you know, Darlene or Rick or Marcos,
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Jim, anybody.
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I checked, Peter.
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There was never any evidence logged in.
No cash, no drugs. There wasn't even a
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bust. You checked up on me.
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I'm gonna have to do that again.
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This doesn't change anything. No matter
what you feel, it's still over between
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us. I'm sorry.
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I just think that I make any... God damn
it!
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Ooh! Did that hurt?
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I just got handed... Whoa!
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Sorry! Good night, Cory.
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I don't.
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Condoms. For protection.
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Safe sex is always the best.
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Even on Pacific Blue.
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He needed the money.
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Good news.
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We recovered over $100 ,000. Better
news.
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Better news. I just got... What is that?
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Levin's shooting schedule.
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I don't know. Can I see it?
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He's a little mixed up. I don't...
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If we change these two, I get out of
here early. Would you mind? I don't know
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about that, but I just see if you have
an idea about how to direct.
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Are you busy?
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Me? I don't know. Let's go talking.
Okay.
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You guys.
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What happened?
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this series.
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You do. Totally. If it hadn't been for
you, you know, I think this series would
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have just fell on its face.
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And confidentially, I don't like to
generally speak for the network here,
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you are our absolute favorite.
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Got it.
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PB 104.
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I mean, PB who?
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PB what?
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What is it? If this is your dad
cheating, this would be a whole other
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conversation. Because it's freaking you
two little boys out that for the first
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time, you had to view your mother and...
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I'm trying to steal that bike.
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Your turn.
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Not me, I'm a pacifist.
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Hands above your head.
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I meant behind your head.
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Look, look, stop...
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panicking about show 22.
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It's not that big a deal.
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Look, I'll bring over a couple of Jump
Streets. You can take an A story from
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Jump Street, a B story from the
Renegade. Right, right, right.
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Sequest?
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You did that on Sequest?
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Yeah, that would work. All right, just
switch the submarines for bicycles.
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Just every place that was a submarine,
just do it with a bicycle. It'll work
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perfect. All right, just, you know, you
guys cut it up and bring it in and take
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a little from each and, you know,
publish it. What's the big deal? All
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good. Bye.
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Wait for my signal.
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There it is.
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So, Marcos, I gotta tell you, I've just
been looking at the Daily's bullet for
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Till Death Do Us Part.
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It's a shame we gotta kill Linda off,
but what a great dramatic moment for
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And we don't need Linda anyway.
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You know, I gotta tell you, just kind of
between you and me, you make the show.
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I don't even think the show would have
gone beyond, like, season one if it
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hadn't been for you.
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The guy just knocked the kid off the
bike and took off. Broad daylight.
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In progress.
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Get up and go back.
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Gotta reach for Rick.
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What?
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Evening, folks.
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We busted this chicken feed fucking jag
off. Can't wait.
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No, I haven't, have you?
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Okay.
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What a fucking wife I have.
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Hey, Rick.
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I gotta tell you, I kind of feel like
I'm stating the obvious, but this show
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lives and dies by your appearance. I
mean, you're not in this. You know, you
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weren't, I think, a couple episodes last
year. The ratings just plummeted.
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You know, your appearance, it is just
critical.
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critical to the show and i gotta just
you're you're definitely my personal
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favorite too but uh don't don't tell
anybody you know egos and stuff like
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great great oh i'd love to come up to
ohai sometime excellent all right sorry
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Bill. Hey, Gary. How you doing?
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Good. Listen, remember the dating show
we did last year with Chris?
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Yeah. This year we should do it again,
except with Corey.
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my car.
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Too sexy for your party. The way I'm
disco dancing.
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I'm a model. You know what I mean? And I
do my little turn on the catwalk.
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I'm too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my
hat.
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What you think about that?
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I'm a model. You know what I mean? And I
do my little turn.
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Yeah, okay. Now look, the speech at the
back of the script.
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Yeah, the big expositions. Yeah,
lengthen it. The one for Rick.
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Yeah, just give him all the expositions.
He likes to do it.
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Chris and TC cut the first half of their
tack and their fucking butt that jazz,
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yeah? Victor Corey, Webers and jeans, a
plaid shirt and a black curly wig. He
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said, uh, uh -huh.
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So how do we know that's what killed
Nathan Stewart and our roller hockey
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player? Roller hockey player.
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What am I saying? Roller hockey player.
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Roller hockey player. And our roller
hockey player. So how do we know that's
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what killed Nathan Stewart and our
roller hockey player?
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Our roller hockey player.
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So how do we know... Even with Alan
McGuire spying for them, their plans
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panned out. I mean, PC and Chris cut
their first take in half on the first
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robbery. Is that too many firsts? Who's
on first?
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Who's on third?
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I mean... I didn't really like it the
fourth time.
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So how do we know that's what killed
Nathan Stewart and our roller hockey
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player?
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Wait, wait, no, no, keep going, keep
going. Once more.
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So, hello,
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hello. So how do we know that's what
killed Nathan Stewart and our roller
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player? Yeah!
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Even with Allie McGuire spying for them,
their plans haven't panned out. Chris
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and TC cut their first take in the first
robbery. How many firsts are there?
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Right away, you're good.
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Cut their first robbery. They're taking
half.
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I mean, even with Allie McGuire spawning
for them, their plans haven't panned
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out. Chris and TC kept taking their
first robbery in half. The second one,
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shooting, made them turn tail.
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What's up, Lieutenant?
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I hope you're in shape, Officer Del
Toro, because this weekend you, me...
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on, hold on.
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Don't be a fucking clown.
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What's up, Lieutenant?
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I hope you're staying in shape, Officer
Del Toro, because this weekend you, me,
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and T .C. are taking on none other than
Dane Blayton.
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All right, here's what you do.
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Publish it.
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We're going to cut to six pages anyway.
You know what we're going to cut. But go
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ahead and publish it. Then go to the
production meeting.
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Let them cut the script. And then
they'll be so relieved that it's down to
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pages that, you know, Levine will think
he'll be able to make it in six days.
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Okay. And, you know, Brandt will be
grateful. Perfect.
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And then we left here, Bonnie and Clyde
knocked over a convenience store a few
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blocks over.
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We were pissed with the Vietnamese owner
when there was only... Ready?
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Ready?
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One take. Finish. Go home. Get paid.
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Can I do the rest?
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Oh, camera battery.
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You may
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be licensed, but seducing another
woman's husband
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sounds... More like a complete... You
may
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be licensed, but seducing... I'm ready.
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You may be licensed, but seducing
another woman's husband sounds more like
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entirely...
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Thanks, guys. I really enjoy this crew.
My favorite scene.
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Oh, I just farted. Sorry.
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Cut.
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