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You're late and your shift starts in 10 minutes. Where have you been?

I had to babysit my nephew last night.

All night.

Then my brother was late this morning with a little monster and I, of course,

had to have a food fight. Yeah, I can see that. Oatmeal. Yeah.

You know, I could tell my brother and his wife needed a break.

My nephew's intense.

I'm not sure how to face bangers and AK -47s, thank you very much.

Actually, I had a great time.

I don't know. You know, once you pop a kid out, it rules your life and I don't

think I'm ready for that.

Come on, that's just your vanity speaking.

By the way, how's my hair? It's okay? Why do you say that?

Well, you know, you don't want to ruin your... Well... That.

Well, that, too.

That, mostly.

Come on.

Oh, hey, Cora. Hi. How are you? Good. TC?

Morning, Mike.

Going on a little caffeine run. Can I get you anything?

Nothing for me, thanks.

Uh, espresso, please.

Yeah. Thanks.

Decaf espresso?

Come on.

Okay.

Here it is.

All right, now, are you sure that you want to do this? Because buying a

motorcycle is a big step.

Yeah, I could use a little excitement right now.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

Hey. Hey, Jim, how you doing? Good, good.

You know, I heard that you took the entrance exam for the department again.

Yeah, hopefully third time's a charm.

Hey, listen, it seems pretty quiet in here. I'm going to go pay a visit. Yeah,

take your time. We'll keep an eye on things.

Check it out.

My worst nightmare.

Oh, come on.

You won't feel that way when it's your baby.

The closest I want to get to the miracle of birth is the Discovery Channel. I'm

going to get some cash. All right, I'll get the things for you.

Morning, Kim.

Can I get in my safe deposit box?

Hi. I need to get some cash.

See this, Fred?

I'm a police officer.

I want you to stay calm and hit that alarm.

I think the bank is about to get robbed.

Thanks, Kim. I'll call you when I'm done.

Just relax, Fred. The black and whites will get him outside.

Crap your gun! Now!

All right, chief, I'll duck the floor! You! Get down!

Hurry! You ought to duck the floor now!

I won't see nothing but backside!

You two get around the counter now!

Yeah, I'll shut up and duck the floor. I mean it! Let's break it! You don't have

to duck the floor!

Take it easy! Take it easy!

Well, cops, we're meeting!

You said we'd be in and out.

Hard to keys off the dead hero there.

You.

Take me instead.

When I want you.

And stay there.

Mark, lock the door.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Take a look around.

Just another day in the play.

Anybody

sees

more than me.

Anybody may see it.

What is down just another day?

I want the SWAT teams up on the roof.

I want a police line surrounding this entire area. Hopefully we can keep the

press and rubberneckers away.

Almost.

Call the phone company.

I want a secured line into that bank. I want to talk to people inside as soon as

possible. Lieutenant, take a look at that. I think there's a cop in there.

Call the bike patrol.

You got to do something, Ralph.

I ain't going back inside.

I got it handled now. Shut up!

Yeah, it's me. We have a problem over here.

You want to keep those papers, sweetie?

Suggest you pin that face back to the ground?

No, no.

There may be a delay, but I'll call you later.

Get up.

Go activate the security code now. I can't. It's on a timer.

Every pinch of this plaster.

Also, no, you can turn it on.

So don't go getting me annoyed now, okay?

You don't want those swap boys surprising us through the roof now, do

Lloyd, check the back. Make sure there's no stragglers. Well, Mr. Manager here

tells me all about his coats.

Commander, Lieutenant Douglas.

Does that bike belong to one of your people?

What about Calloway's?

Think he's inside?

I do.

Tell me about him. He's not a cowboy, is he? No, no, not at all. TC's the kind

of guy you'd want in there. Good.

Now the thing we need is to row it.

Did you get a phone link set up yet?

Working on it. Should be any minute now.

How many civilians?

Don't know yet.

As soon as we know some more, I'll let you know.

Keep an eye on them.

Anybody gets frisky, shoot them in the knees.

Let them sweat.

Any luck?

It's busy.

They're playing with us.

Hey, Lieutenant, we heard. Is TC really in that bank?

Yeah. Hey, Corey's bike's right next to his.

Are you sure?

I know that bike anywhere.

You know what? He's right. And she was supposed to meet TC here this morning

pick up the pink slip for his motorcycle.

That's right.

You, inside the bank, pick up the phone so we can talk.

We can work this out. Nobody has to get hurt.

What? What, should I hang up the phones yet?

Not yet.

Where the hell's Lloyd?

Police officer, drop the guns.

Do it now!

There's to us only one of you. I think you're outnumbered. I don't think so.

What, do you want to die today?

Huh? Because I'll definitely nail one of you.

That'll make it lucky.

But then again, maybe not.

Now, drop the guns.

You're the man.

That's right.

I'm the man.

Toss them.

Block the gun.

Both of them, get rid of them.

Now, kiss the carpet.

Down on the ground.

Down on the ground.

Mike. Yeah.

Get up, unlock the door, hold it open, get these people out of here. Everybody

follow Mike out of here. Stay down!

All right, help him out of there.

Let's go.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

You might get one of us, but I definitely will get both of them.

That's two for the price of one.

You want that on your head?

We already got one murder on our heads.

Two more won't matter.

Now you... Go

ahead.

Put them on the carpet.

All right, Harv.

Cuff John Wayne there.

You, take care of the fat lady.

I always wonder what they'd feel like.

I'm gonna lock the door.

And reset the alarm.

I think that's a better one. I thought it would.

Doesn't look like anybody else is coming out.

He killed one of my security guards. It was nothing.

How many hostages were left inside?

TC, a very pregnant woman, and Corey.

They make her as a cop?

I can't say for sure.

Why didn't you tell me there were two of them in there?

I just found out myself. She's in her civvies.

He just rearmed the system.

How do you know?

because he made me give him the code man's done his homework yeah i'll say i

mean he knew about my schedule he knew about the transfer from the federal

reserve the half a million i mean this guy ralph he even knew about the roof

access and now he's turned the alarm on so he's gonna know when you're coming we

gotta go in hey you move without the element of surprise and those people are

toast is there any way that we can turn the alarm off through the phone lines i

don't know how to do that do you know somebody who does well there's the guy

designed it dr dr harry mueller doc He lives around here somewhere, down at the

beach. Where? I'll send my people. Could be a problem. He kind of lives in a

rickshaw.

You should have stayed on the beach writing pooper -scooper tickets.

Oh, I'm going to kill you, pig.

You bite right in the... Stop it!

Stop it!

You'll kill him! That's the idea.

Boy, it's enough.

We need him for now.

You, get back with the fat lady and shut your mouth.

Harv, get that keys and uncuff our raging bull here.

Come on.

You all right?

My name's Corey.

Elaine. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Listen, you're not gonna... Oh, no, no.

Braxton Hicks.

Braxton Hicks. Who's that, your husband?

No. No. Many contractions.

Oh. Oh, it's like circuit training of the uterus.

Gets her ready for labor.

Oh.

Oh, I've been having them all week.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm not due for a couple more weeks.

There is a God.

Listen, honey, I'm right here for you, okay?

I think I feel like a conversation.

Lieutenant!

Who's this?

Lieutenant Douglas. Who am I talking to? Never mind that. You out in front of

the back?

Yes. Wait so I can see you.

You look like a Marine.

I was.

Were you in the Corps?

Hell no. I hate Marines. They're too violent. I'm not talking to you.

That guy next to you in his shorts, are you a friend of the bike cops?

Yeah, that's his lieutenant. But listen now, we need to... Hey, I don't need

anything. I only talked to the guy in his shorts. He's got something to lose.

Palermo.

What's up?

He says he's got your mantle to only talk to you.

Don't get him riled.

I've done this before.

Hello? Is this Ralph?

Very good.

Now listen carefully.

I got two women and your guy in here.

You do anything I don't like, he dies first.

Take it easy now.

No need to go there.

Shut up!

Now, I know all about the entrance from the roof.

The alarm is on. You cut the power to kill the alarm.

I kill your guy.

You got it?

Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

Listen, does anybody in there need food or medical attention?

Oh! Oh, this isn't happening!

Ralph? Ralph, is everything okay?

Couldn't be better.

Braxton Hicks, right? Braxton Hicks.

Oh, I wish!

No!

It's the real thing! Oh my God.

There's water all over the place here.

She needs a doctor.

Part of my contractions.

There's seven minutes.

How much longer till the baby comes?

Oh, it was 18 hours with my first one.

But I had an epidural.

I can't do this for 18 hours without my drugs.

Okay.

We gotta get you out of here.

Hold on, okay?

You listen to me.

Her contractions are really close now. Now we need to either get her out of

or get a doctor in here. Uh -uh.

As long as we got her, those commandos won't storm the building.

Please, you've got me and you've got the cop.

She's right.

Comes time to move, she'll only slow you down. You got the two of us. That's all

you need.

Hey!

Did anyone say you could talk?

Please, I can't deliver this baby. What if something goes wrong? You got it

under control. I don't. I don't know the first...

Stop whining. All right, Ralph.

Teach your lesson.

That's it.

Make it bump for me. Come on. Come on.

Go sit down.

At least let me help her with the delivery.

I don't think so.

Okay.

Okay.

I want you to breathe for me, okay?

Lieutenant.

manager and the tellers found our boys in the mug books.

The later, Ralph Cutler, has been convicted of bank robbery three times.

I think he's responsible for at least a dozen more jobs. He's usually in and out

so fast, nobody's had a chance to catch him.

Your people must have thrown him off.

What about the other two?

Well, Lloyd Aitner just learned to walk upright.

He's serving four years for assault and a string of B &Es.

He's up for parole, so they transfer him to a low -level security, and then he

escapes with just a week left to go.

I'd say you just found half.

What's his story?

Harvey Bartell. He got a long sheet.

Man slaughter.

Armed robbery.

And his career took a different direction.

What?

Four convictions for rape.

No, no. I can't. I can't. Please, please make the pain stop. Please.

Ralph, something's wrong. She needs a doctor.

I can't do a thing.

talk to the cop. Come on.

What the hell, Ralph? Maybe he'll know how to shut her up.

All right, but make it quick.

I'm Officer Calloway.

Hi, I'm Corey.

Look, I don't know what to do. Can you help me?

I have a key on my back. I can get it to you right now.

No, no, it's too risky.

You remember your training, don't you? They told you about this at the academy.

They showed us a 30 -minute film that I got nauseous watching.

Okay, right now, you're all that that woman has.

So you need to be there for her and her baby, okay? Be her coach. Help her focus

on her breathing, but don't let her hyperventilate.

But she's in so much pain.

I know. Now listen to me, because this is important.

When the head crowns, you need to support it, okay?

Support it, but don't pull the body. Just guide the shoulders. When you see

shoulders, it should just be one more push, and the baby will pop right out.

When it does, get some scissors, cut the cord, and wrap it up and keep it warm.

Okay, but what if something goes wrong?

It won't.

Trust me on this, all right? I've done this a bunch of times. You can do it,

too. I realize it's not the best of circumstances.

But, hey, how many times does somebody get to bring a new life into this world?

Cory, help!

I'm coming.

You want a little excitement in your life.

Why don't you just let nature take its course?

Get him away from me!

Ignore him! Come on, breathe!

Breathe!

That's what I did with my cat.

I'm not a cat!

Breathe, Elaine. Keep breathing. Focus!

I just put her in a box and she did it all by herself.

It's because your mother had you in a box, you genetic reject.

Hey, you can't talk to me that way.

She's hurt and she didn't mean it. Oh, I did. I meant every word.

You and your mother probably have the same father.

What does that mean?

Ralph?

Mother's father.

Hey, lady, that's it. I should kill you for that.

That would be a relief.

Oh, I want my epidural.

Hey, kitten, get me some water, would you? I'm a little thirsty.

You swallow your own spit.

45 minutes, nothing.

Get up. You're somewhere.

That's it.

Are you sure that's it?

The guy said a rickshaw. I don't see too many others around. Do you?

No.

Excuse us.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm napping. I'm not camping. Now, technically, this is a beach umbrella,

guys just stop hassling me, okay?

Dr. Mueller, we need your help. There was a robber at the First East Side

The robbers are holed up with the hostages, and our rescue team needs you

disarm the alarm.

No, no, no. I can't do that.

Please, we don't have time for this. Two of our friends are at that bank.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't understand. There's more than two lives

stake here. It's the whole human race.

The technology is killing us. I mean, it's making us sterile.

Did you know that sperm counts are down 50 % since the 1920s? What are you

talking about? Everything.

Plastics, pesticides, and then the worst killer of all, EMFs. EMFs?

Electromagnetic fields.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. They're in everything. Your TV, your

your microwave, everything.

That's just a theory. No one's been able to prove that. And then radiation

poisoning was a theory before it killed Madame Curie. Look, look, life is too

sacred to be thrown away so carelessly.

You're right. So if you care so much about life, what about the hostages in

bank? One of them is a pregnant woman.

You guys don't know what you're asking.

Come on, Elaine, push!

Good girl. Good girl. Come on. Come on. One more. Focus. Breathe. Breathe.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Push.

Come on, baby.

Push in.

Good girl. Good girl. Push. Push. Breathe.

Breathe. Push.

Come on. Push. Come on. Breathe. Come on. One more. One more. Come on. One,

three.

Push. Push.

Yes. Good girl. Good girl. I need one more. One more. Come on. Push. One more.

Come on. Push. Yes.

That's beautiful. That's beautiful. We're crowning. Come on. Come on. Let's

me the head. Come on.

Let's work it out. Come on. Push.

Yeah. We got the head. Come on.

Push. Push.

Yeah.

Push. We got the shoulders. We got the shoulders. Come on, baby. Come on.

Push.

Come on. One more. I promise. Come on. Yeah.

You have a girl.

A girl.

You have a beautiful baby girl.

You look at that.

Florence Nightingale over. I feel like a chap.

You heard what he said.

I said, come on, get your tasty self on over there.

Talk about your police response.

Lieutenant.

Hello, boys.

You miss me?

It'd be a lot more help if you'd just stay on the phone.

What makes you think I need your help?

You're not exactly in the best situation, and there are you, Ralph.

We've had, in addition to our little family, a newborn.

So I was you?

I think twice about storming in.

How do we know you're telling the truth?

Tell them.

Elaine had her baby, but she's lost a lot of blood, and she needs medical

attention. How are you and the officer doing, miss?

Are you happy?

I couldn't have an easy birth, Ralph. Let me at least send in a doctor.

The price for a house call will be a van and a jet at the airport to take us out

of here.

That might just take a little while.

Yeah, we got two hours.

Then I kill one of the women.

That's not necessary.

Ralph?

Please, I'm begging you, let her go. She needs to be in a hospital.

Damn. Cute.

And a doctor, too.

Well, you had no.

A medical diploma on you somewhere, honey? What's the point if she dies on

huh?

How about you give me a little checkup, huh? It's not for me.

Well,

me and you going to the vault, baby.

I got something neat for a little medical attention.

Stop it!

It's going to take a microscope to find your manhood.

Oh, we got a smart mouth, huh?

Well, you know what happens?

Smart mouth.

I'm all ears.

Get out of the way, Lloyd!

Get out of the way!

Turn the phone.

Put a lid on it.

Why, you broke my damn knee!

Not broken.

Now walk it off.

That's it. We're going in now. No.

You heard the shot.

This is not a crash and crush situation.

There's a newborn in there. You can't use tear gas and stun grenades to buy

yourself a diversion.

Those idiots are facing a gurney ride to the needle, and they know it. They're

killed now just to prove a point. What worries me, Douglas, is I'm wondering

same thing about you.

Ralph, what's going on? We heard gunshots. Is everyone all right?

Oh, yes, fine and dandy. Just the boys letting off a little steam.

Where's my bank?

We're working on it. Well, work harder.

Ralph?

How do we know they're not lying?

I don't.

If we go in now, we can still surprise them. We can't penetrate this bank.

I've been reading about this guy Mueller. He's some sort of genius.

If anyone can deactivate this alarm, it's him.

Speaking of which...

Oh, my God.

Lieutenant, this is Dr. Mueller.

Call me, Doc.

Penning your hopes on this?

Hey, give him a chance. It wasn't that easy for him to do this.

Two hours.

That's all you got.

All right, I'm going to need a Pentium 90 laptop with an active matrix screen,

built to suite a safety standard, 32 meggram, a 28 .8 modem, and an ISDN

line. Victor, get it. Got it.

Oh, yeah, I'm also going to need a harness, a dance belt with some pulsar

magnets to place over my vital organs.

What for?

To neutralize the EMF from that death machine you're forcing me to work on.

I'll guess.

Oh, now, naturally, I'm going to need a cordon sanitaire.

A what? A sanitary corridor?

You know, everybody's got to keep their electronic equipment at least 25 feet

away from me. I mean, that's your walkies, your radio cars, and your cell

phones.

God, my private parts are shrinking as we speak.

Fine.

This is not a single damn pork rind.

Doesn't anybody have any decent food around here?

Hey, Ralph.

Get some water you get it for him

Warranty

I scored big

Corn chips? I love corn chips. Get your own.

You're not going to give me a corn chip. Harv, find your steepers. Go get your

own. What, you mean to rob you? Come on, give me a corn chip. There's a desk

right over there. Go look. Would you please give me... Okay, look, please.

Give me one corn chip, Lloyd.

Okay, look, please. Give me one corn chip. Lean forward and cough.

Ralph!

Yeah, just went down the wrong pipe.

All right.

It's enough.

Move out.

Hey, Lord. What?

Give me the corn chip.

Don't go, Bozo.

Try again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was speak, geek.

Try again.

Two hours is almost up.

What's going on at 15?

Ready or not?

Lieutenant Douglas would like to be part of the team.

My partners are inside.

Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't think so. I did a stint with

special weapons.

And I requalified for the assault course last month.

It's true.

He's an expert marksman.

All right, suit up.

Almost will give you a pass.

If you weren't here, I don't know.

I wouldn't have missed this for anything in the world.

I'm scared.

I know.

I'll get you out of this.

Okay.

By tomorrow, this is just going to be a bad memory.

Still no van.

Harp, bring her over here. It's time to show them we're serious.

Nice as it is.

You know, me and you, we could have had a good time together, me and you.

Van's not here in ten minutes.

Finish her off, toss her outside.

What's that?

All right, hold your position.

Let's hold it.

He's almost in.

We can't wait. We got to go in.

Just give it a few more minutes.

Yes! He's in. Go, go. You got to go.

Still no van.

Bad, honey.

Maybe if you'd been nicer to her.

Yeah, we would have wasted a cup instead.

She's gonna get out.

Stop doing this, you die!

Back out of here!

Now!

Halt! Yeah!

Get to the front door and lock it!

Ralph?

Ralph, look what I found.

What's that?

This thing's a cop.

I'm gonna make sure...

Harv has his fun before you die.

Medic!

I'm sorry, TC.

Guy grabbed Corey.

I couldn't get a clean shot.

You got one guy, Victor.

Lloyd, he's not going anywhere.

Thanks, man.

We can go on in there with flashbangs and put an end to this whole situation.

No, you can't do that.

Look, I appreciate what you've been through, Officer Calloway, but this is

your call.

These guys are worse than anything I've ever seen.

You go in there with a frontal assault, they'll kill her for sure.

Well, what would you suggest then? That you give them what they want.

No, I can't do that.

Lieutenant, they want to talk.

I'm bleeding bad here, Ralph.

You got to get me out of here.

I know she's a cop.

You want to see her breathing again, you get that van outside in 20 minutes.

I got to know that Officer McNamara is still alive.

Don't question me, damn it!

Ralph, there's a lot of people out here who want to bring World War III down on

you, okay? I'm your only friend at the peace table.

Now, I gotta know that she's all right.

Talk to him.

Tell him what we'd do to you if he tries anything.

Lieutenant, take these creeps out. Hey, shut up.

I want a clear path out of here. I see anyone following one headlight, even a

news chopper, you kiss her goodbye.

What about their jet?

Should we gas that up for them, too?

If it keeps my officer alive, I'll feel a whole damn fleet, Douglas.

There never was a jet.

It was a bluff.

How do you know?

This guy, Ralph, he's been making and getting calls on his cell phone all

afternoon. He's got other plans.

We find out who he's been talking to, we'll know where he's headed.

We don't have time to trace those calls.

We've got everything we need right here.

Come on. Time for a phone tap.

Doc!

Look, Doc, I just need one little favor. I already did what you wanted. It's

important, Doc. Corey is our friend. You could be her last chance. Come on.

There's no guarantee he's going to use that phone again.

He'll use it, okay? Things went bad. He had to change plans.

That's what the calls are all about.

All right.

We'll give it a shot.

Almost as good as cable.

Ralph, don't leave me here.

I can make it to the van.

No way.

It just slows down.

I got in the cellular system, but he still hasn't used his phone.

He will.

Van is here.

Well, I think about you, Lloyd, when we're in Brazil.

No, you can't leave me here. They'll give me the needle. I can make it. Oh,

hell, it ain't so bad.

You just kind of fall asleep. I mean, you choke on your own puke.

No!

Ralph!

Let's do it.

You remember, I mean, you still got a date.

Ralph said I get to have you first.

You won't live that long.

All right.

Hold your fire.

I hope your boy Doc can come up with something quick.

On our way.

All right, check it out.

Anybody? No tail.

No chop. We're all clear.

Nope. Nobody found.

All right.

Ten minutes.

We're going to make it.

We're going to make it. We're going to be rich, Ralph.

We're going to be rich.

We're going to be rich.

We're going to be rich.

Well, it looks like Harv gets his dream date after all.

You won't make it five months before the police chopper's on your tail.

Won't do a thing.

As long as we got you.

Let's go!

Yeah, meaningful treat, honey.

And every day somebody gets to watch your own funeral today.

Baby, have some fun! Good night, you sick freak!

It's been down!

Now!

So, in honor of your public service, I'd like to present you with this. A custom

-built anti -EMF harness.

Oh, well, look at that.

It's got the right kind of magnets and everything. Well, thank you.

Hey, will you trace those calls back to the helicopter? The least we could do is

save your sperm.

Oh, well, I appreciate that.

I can tell you were great.

Thanks. You too.

I mean it too. You were great, especially with that baby.

I think you should consider a second career as a midwife.

No, thank you.

Little Corey Weinstein will be my first in line. Corey Weinstein?

Elaine asked me to be the godmother.

Did you agree?

Yeah.

What about your kid -o -phobia?

Oh, you know, it's gone for now.

By the way, Mr. Expert, how many babies have you delivered?

None? Zero.

Wait a minute. What about all this birthing spiel you gave me? The

breathing, the... Cutting the cord.

Yeah. That stuff was great, wasn't it? Yeah.

Discovery Channel.

You're joking, right?

Hey, come on, TC. I'm serious.

This isn't funny.

TC, I'm serious.

Quit fooling around, man.

Tell me the truth.

Discovery Channel. Ah, I can't see. Come on!

Just another day in L .A.

Anybody

sees

all that me Anybody thinks he is free

Someday

What is just another thing?