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I just picked a piece of toast under the
jukebox if you want that, too.
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Yeah, give me four.
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Hey, Ollie, over here.
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You really faded that last mile. I got
tired of waiting, so I ordered. Hey,
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Susie, a little more coffee.
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That's not your food.
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There's lipstick on the coffee cup, and
you're not that kind of lesbian.
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Wow, Ollie, she beat you again? Only
because I got a cramp. Yeah, well, maybe
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you shouldn't run when it's your time of
the month.
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Double or nothing, who's got the lower
pulse? Okay, fine, but I don't trust
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Ben. You do it. Here.
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Okay. Don't press too hard on him. He
bruises easily.
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Make sure you work around her Adam's
apple.
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Oh, for God's sake. You two have to make
a competition out of everything. You're
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ridiculous. You're both sweaty. Who's
sweatier? Stop it.
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Now, psychologically speaking, obsessive
competition between siblings often
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masks... Oh, he's droning on like this.
I may actually have to drink this
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coffee, and there's gum in it.
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What's this?
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A classic brown paper bag. You know,
psychologically speaking, a brown paper
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often masks a deep -seated horniness.
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Do you mind?
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Nope.
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Oh, Ben, that's disgusting.
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A comic book?
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Didn't Naomi cure you of that little
habit?
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Yeah, well, now she's gone, and I have a
little more free time. Do you mind?
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Comic books are so lame. When women see
this, it's like, um...
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What's that stuff that repels Superman?
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Kryptonite. Ah, you just bunked the nerd
test.
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Ben, back on the dating market, a woman
comes to the house, you really want that
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on the coffee table? You might as well
set out a cat -fancy magazine in a blood
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-stained clown suit.
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Look, I don't need your advice on how to
live my life. Thank you.
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Before you start calling people nerds, I
wasn't the one who spent my Friday
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nights with a medical journal memorizing
all 33 bones in the human hand.
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Actually, there are 27.
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26. 27.
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Distal phalanges, medial phalanges. I'm
about to show you my third medial
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phalange.
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It's your father's week with Monty, so I
requested we do the handoff down here.
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Last time, his little girlfriend
answered the door wearing a kimono so
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could practically see Little Tokyo.
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Monty, what's with the sweater? Is your
blue blazer with the cleaners?
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No, don't make fun of him. He's been
down in the dumps.
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I got him some toys to cheer him up.
He's just been so depressed lately.
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You don't think that's because you've
got him dressed like Bill Cosby?
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Hello.
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Hello. May I talk to Mr.
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Grumpy Pan?
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Would a sad little doggie like to play?
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Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?
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No, I don't think I have.
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He's just in this funk. I can't get him
to move.
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Hey.
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Oh, yeah.
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Poor boy. I hope he pulls out of it.
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Has Monty always been this happy with
you?
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Yeah, he's a very happy dog.
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Oh, my good boy, my favorite boy. What
are you doing here?
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It's your week with your favorite boy.
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Don't tell me you forgot.
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I did.
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I forgot.
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Yes, I did. You know what? I'm going to
be away this weekend. It's my high
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school reunion.
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Matt DiDano, very sick. Might be my last
chance to see him. You hate Matt
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DiDano. You just want to show off your
new midlife crisis arm candy.
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And what would be so horrible if she put
a smile on the face of a sick middle
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-aged man?
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She already has.
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I would take offense, but I'm too busy
smiling.
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Come on, Michael. Come on, baby. Let's
go.
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Oh, I know. We can go to the dog park,
and you can show all your friends your
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new plastic play toy.
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Just like Daddy.
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Bye, Pop. Bye.
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You and Crystal have a good time at the
reunion.
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Thanks. Oh, by the way, Matt Dodano,
he's not really sick, is he? No, but he
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will be.
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Ollie, what are you doing here? I
thought you had a date.
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Jasmine had to work. I thought I'd take
you out for a beer. Are you going to let
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me in?
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Actually, I wasn't expecting you here so
early.
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You devil. You got a little sweet action
going on in here, don't you?
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Yeah, so if you don't mind... Ben, get
in here. Frodo and Gandalf are kicking
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some major Nazgul ass.
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You can go ahead and put that on mute,
Ted.
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Ollie, you remember my friend Ted?
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Hey, Ollie, we're doing a Lord of the
Rings marathon.
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Oh, Ben.
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Hey, it was a huge hit. It's not just
geeks who watch it. Ben, you're out of
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apple juice.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Long time no see.
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Arthur, too?
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Well, we had a lot of laughs when we
were in high school, so when they
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Yeah, turns out we're all single at the
same time.
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Isn't that weird?
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Freaky.
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Ben, you're a free man again. Do you
really want to spend a Saturday night
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watching a movie about midgets and
pixies?
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There are no pixies in Lord of the
Rings.
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There are elves, hobbits, orcs,
ringwraiths, balrogs. We call her a
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more in chamber than Azkaban.
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That's a really good point.
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Geek.
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Excuse us.
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Snap out of it, man. It's just a movie.
That's how it starts. Then it's action
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figures and trading cards.
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Next thing you know, you're camping
outside a movie theater sweating through
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your Wookiee suit.
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You need to meet some women.
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Have some drinks. I'm having a few
laughs with some old friends.
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I'm not ready to date. And besides, we
are drinking. Frodo's picking up the
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ring. He's putting it on.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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Drink.
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You know, when I wished for two virgins
on my couch, this is not what I had in
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mind.
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I'll just email it to you now.
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Okay, bye.
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I never get tired of this phone. It has
so many features and such a small
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little... There it is again.
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You know what? I think that's me.
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My God, that thing's tiny.
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Yeah, a patient brought it back from
Japan. I think it is the smallest phone
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made. I hate my stupid phone.
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Hello?
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Say again?
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One more time.
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Hey, Ollie. Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
We got a big problem with Ben.
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I caught him with Ted and Arthur
watching Lord of the Rings.
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Oh, no.
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He crossed back to the dork side?
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We've got to find him a girl. I'm way
ahead of you. I have the perfect
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candidate, a patient I worked on last
year, Svetlana. Oh, wow.
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Ollie, I'm surprised she looks so sweet
and down -to -earth. Definitely not your
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type.
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Oops, that's the before photo.
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Good God, how did you stand up with
those things?
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Why does she need to?
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You know, Ben is not going to fall for
one of your shallow, self -centered boob
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-sickles. And you could do better.
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Yeah, yeah, as usual. There's a new
nurse at the hospital. Smart, nice,
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Yeah, sounds like a before photo to me.
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A hundred dollars says Ben likes my girl
better. All right, Ollie, you know
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what? You always do this. You turn
everything into a competition. And you
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No, no. I don't start these little
challenges.
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I just win them.
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Two hundred dollars.
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Look, I know it drives you crazy that
you never beat me, but let's be adults
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here. Didn't Ben tell us he wasn't ready
to date yet?
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Let's just drop the stupid contest until
he is. Now, if you don't mind, some of
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us have lives.
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Yeah, uh, Dr. Barnes, radiology, please.
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It's Regina. You want to meet a great
guy tonight?
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My brother Ben.
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Sorry, Dr. Barnes, we don't allow dogs.
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Just pretend I'm blind.
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I'll call you back.
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Say again?
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No, I'll call you back.
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Stuart, you tricky bastard.
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That was not my idea. That was my
account. What?
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Nothing.
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We'll talk about that later.
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Stuart, do you want to know how I spent
my weekend?
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wondering why our dog loves you more
than he loves me.
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So this morning I go to pick him up, I
nearly put my back out.
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So I weighed him.
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This dog has gained six pounds since our
divorce.
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No wonder he likes you more than he
likes me. You're stuffing him like a
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sausage.
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Halloween is coming and he's never going
to fit into his pirate suit.
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That is a harsh accusation, Lydia.
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Stuart, you're holding meat under the
table.
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How do you know that I'm just not
picking it up?
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Madam, your pastrami.
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No, no, no, Monty, no fat, no fat.
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It's my phone.
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Okay, where is my phone? It's on the
floor.
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I hear it, but I don't see it. Well,
it's under the dog.
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No, not under the dog.
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Call the vet.
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No, you call the vet.
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He didn't choke to death.
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Animal hospital.
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69th and Lex. Step on it. Take the park.
It's faster.
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Your dog is ringing.
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I know that.
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Please, drive like you're fleeing a
coup.
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Oh, Stuart, this is all your fault.
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How? You go to the dog all day long. No
wonder he eats anything that falls in
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front of him.
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Dogs like to eat. It's one of the two
hobbies they enjoy.
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You had the other one removed.
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God forbid.
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This dog shouldn't love you every minute
of every day.
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Ooh, Monty, want a burger?
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How about a pot roast? I know. I'll
teach you to put your paw down your
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and you can start this all over again.
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He needed something to cheer him up
after you got him all dolled up in that
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sailor suit.
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That was only for Fleetwick.
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Do you know what kind of people dress
dogs up?
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Controlling people.
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You're a little bit of a control freak.
Oh, that's absurd.
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I said take the park.
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That's Crystal.
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How do you know that?
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I'm able to give different ringtones to
different people.
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Isn't that adorable?
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What's my ringtone?
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I don't recall.
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Stuart, don't make me call the dog.
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Okay?
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I'm just going to grab my wallet and
we'll go. You're going to love this
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restaurant. Great. And I thought we
could go back to my place for dessert.
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Really?
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Ever since I met you, I've been dreaming
about us having dessert.
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We are talking about dessert.
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Maybe even a little whipped cream.
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Fantastic.
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Okay, this has happened to me before,
and it didn't work out well, so I need
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to be really clear.
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I'm a model. I don't eat dessert.
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Gotcha.
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Hey, Ben. I thought you were out. I left
my wallet here. You remember Jasmine?
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Yeah, good to see you again. Hello.
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Oh, this is Amy. Oh, Amy.
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Very nice to meet you. This is Jasmine.
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Hi. Hey, I'm glad to see you dumped the
nerds. Unless, uh...
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We were just trying to remember, what's
that stuff that repels Superman?
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I have no idea.
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Nice work, buddy.
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It's not what you think. Regina and I
were going to the movies, and she
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Amy along.
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Regina brought her? Yeah. Sorry, guys,
the ER is swamped. They really need me.
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You should probably go to the movies
without me.
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Regina. Hey, Ollie.
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You know, I left my wallet around here
somewhere.
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Regina, would you help me look?
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Yeah, you better find that. You already
lost $100. Or was it two?
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What are you doing? Beating your ass
like a drum?
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Again?
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00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,640
We agreed not to fix him up. We had a
deal. Hold on.
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There's something in his forehead.
250
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Looks like an L.
251
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Ooh. It won't come off.
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This is not over. Yeah, well, it will be
in a minute when they go see Dead Gone.
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Very scary.
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Might be a lot of hugging.
255
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Hey, you guys, better get going. You
don't want to miss your movie.
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Speaking of movies, I just saw a real
stinker.
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Dead Gone.
258
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You knew in the first five minutes the
mother was the killer.
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Ollie, that's what we're going to see.
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Oh, shoot!
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I'm sorry, Ben. Now I've ruined your
whole evening.
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You know, Jasmine and I are going to
this fantastic restaurant. Why don't you
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join us? You don't mind, do you? I guess
not.
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Hey, hey, hey, there are other movies,
okay? Just head on down to the
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Hey, Ben. Ben! Ben!
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Is this a new African mask?
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That's pretty. I collect masks, too.
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And hey, don't you guys both love music?
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Who doesn't love music?
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I don't know, but okay. Wow, that can't
be good.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm feeling a little bit dizzy. I don't
know if I'm even going to be able to
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make it to dinner.
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Wow, you're sick.
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I think I might be.
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Ben, maybe you and Jasmine should just
go. Let me guess.
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Maybe we should go to dinner without
you.
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Well, that's a little bit weird, but you
guys do share that mask thing.
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Okay, Ollie, Regina, may I speak with
you, please?
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Amy, you're a nurse. Maybe you could
stay behind and take my vital signs.
281
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,140
How twisted are you? You're trying to
set me up with your date.
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No worries. I think this Amy girl's
really digging me.
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00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,060
That's right, Ollie. You're just sleazy.
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Oh, just because I messed up your little
plan.
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That wasn't set up. I knew it.
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00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,180
Oh, talk to my friend. See if she's a
lesbian. Oops, gotta go.
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Ah, the old Dyke and Dash.
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I just thought you would like Amy. She's
sweet, intelligent.
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Jasmine's sweet and not intelligent.
290
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:27,570
Yes. That's what Ben needs right now,
some vacuous bimbo. What Ben needs right
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now is a great roll in the hay.
292
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:32,290
Yeah? Well, you know what? Word around
the hospital is Amy's kind of a slut.
293
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You should hear the word on Jasmine. She
doesn't know how to spell no.
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Oh, well, it sounds like your girl left.
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That was your girl.
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That was my girl.
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You two are unbelievable.
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You are a hyper -competitive lunatic.
And you, you're just broken.
299
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I was just trying to hook you up. With
your own date.
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Broken!
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00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:02,350
You don't care about me. You didn't care
about either of those women. All you
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00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,110
cared about was winning some ridiculous
contest.
303
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What are you doing?
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I have to get out of here.
305
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,140
Okay, we got a little carried away.
306
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,780
Yeah, we just wanted to help you find
somebody and move on.
307
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,580
Oh, you two are trying to help me with
my love life.
308
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:18,980
That's hilarious.
309
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:22,620
You've never had a relationship last
more than six months, and you measure
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with a stopwatch.
311
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,120
I have been with Naomi for seven years.
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Seven years.
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00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,600
How many women have you two gone through
in that time? A hundred?
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Okay, that's a bad thing.
315
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Just do me a favor.
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00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,640
And wait until you've made any kind of
commitment to anyone before you tell me
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how to live my life.
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00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,300
Ben, wait.
319
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,840
Which one would you have picked?
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We've been here a long time. I'm hungry.
321
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,970
I still don't know how that ferret got
to go ahead of us.
322
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,750
He must have known somebody.
323
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,610
You know what this reminds me of?
324
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,810
Huh?
325
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,130
Remember when Ollie was little?
326
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,710
You know, he spent that awful night in
the ER after he broke his arm?
327
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,430
Buckle your seatbelts. Here we go again.
328
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:44,690
Do it, please.
329
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,830
Please. I'm not blaming you.
330
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,490
But what kind of parent would let a
little kid...
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skateboard down a slide just because a
bigger, tougher kid did it first.
332
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,040
Regina made it look so easy.
333
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,960
You know what really got me, though?
334
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:04,880
It was the next morning. He woke up and
he had that big cast in his arm and
335
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,480
guess who he wanted to go back to the
park with?
336
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,740
You. The fun one.
337
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,960
Oh, I don't know about the fun one.
338
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,180
The pushover, maybe. No, no, no. You
were the fun one.
339
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,040
I was to do your homework.
340
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:18,710
Eat your vegetables.
341
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:22,070
Stop that just because Daddy does it
doesn't make it right once.
342
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:28,930
I think that's why all this business
with the dog upsets me so much.
343
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,290
Even Monty thinks you're the fun one.
344
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:36,130
Lydia, I got to be the fun one with the
kids because you did everything else.
345
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:40,090
You think just because I fed them ice
cream for breakfast that they are the
346
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wonderful, compelling young people they
are today? No. You were a fantastic
347
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,230
mother.
348
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,550
Bet them ice cream for breakfast?
349
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:54,090
Exactly. Can you imagine having two of
me for parents?
350
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,430
I can only imagine.
351
00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:03,310
They'd be directionless, unemployed,
morbidly obese, probably incarcerated.
352
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,310
Point taken.
353
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:13,650
And just so that you know, you could be
fun, too, sometimes.
354
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:15,910
Really?
355
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:18,370
The fun one?
356
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:21,310
Remember when you let them slide down
the hall in their socks?
357
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:25,210
I was just so happy that they were all
home from college at the same time.
358
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,090
There he is.
359
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:31,190
Dr. Barnes, Monty was able to pass the
phone.
360
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,270
He's going to be just fine. Great.
361
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,090
Oh, oh.
362
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,990
You see who he came to? He loves Mommy.
363
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:41,970
Oh, come on, baby. Let's get out of
here.
364
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,390
Mama's going to buy you a new fall hat.
365
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,480
Lord, did you take my purse, please? Of
course, of course.
366
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,440
Hey. Still mad?
367
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,720
No. Well, you're so sorry.
368
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,740
Oh, it's okay. I just needed to go for a
walk, clear my head.
369
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:20,220
You know what? Let's just open up
another bottle of wine and forget the
370
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220
night.
371
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,720
All right. I think that's a great idea.
372
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,660
Ben, we just missed you in the lobby.
373
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:33,720
Yeah, we were at the video store across
the street. They had the Planet of the
374
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,720
Apes box.
375
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,100
Yeah.
376
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:41,860
It's got all five movies plus four hours
of extra footage.
377
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600
Bloopers.
378
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:49,320
You know, I still have that dinner
reservation.
379
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,520
Oh, it's a shame to waste it. Oh, come
on, guys. These movies are classy.
380
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,460
I'm not that big a sci -fi fan. You
never know, Regina. Maybe I can convert
381
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,700
You did convert me.
382
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:12,980
You can stare at me all you like. You're
not getting any sympathy.
383
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:18,330
If it's too tight, it's your own fault,
and you're going on a diet tomorrow.
384
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,010
I'm not looking at you.
385
00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:25,790
All right, fine.
386
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:33,190
I guess you're right. It is a bit
matching for me.
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