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All rise!
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Criminal Court Part 2 is now in session.
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The Honorable Hoagie Carmichael
presiding.
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Sir,
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I bombed.
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That's why God gave us the laugh track.
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Okay, people be seated and remember...
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Assault with a deadly weapon.
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Your Honor, my client is employed by a
local firm that specializes in novelty
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entertainment.
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How novel.
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For a $100 fee, one of their field
representatives will throw a pie at the
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person of the client's choice.
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Here's my card.
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In your face limited.
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Cotto walked up to Mr.
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Anthony Milch at a cocktail party for
his 25th wedding anniversary, said, this
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is from Mrs. Milch, and hit him in the
face with a banana cream pie.
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That's a deadly weapon?
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I could have sworn it in thought.
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Uh -huh.
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Mr. Milch suffered numerous lacerations
and a broken nose.
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Divorce proceedings are pending.
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Gee, can't a guy take a joke?
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Uh,
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you'd do better if you charged less.
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A hundred bucks is pretty deep.
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Uh, Florence? Are you, uh, free for
dinner? I got some half -off coupons for
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Tub Heaven.
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I'm just kidding.
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Hope you didn't get your hopes up.
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You take Visa?
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Hey, Mac, you hear something? Yeah.
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Hey.
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It's the shoeshine boy.
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Leon.
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This boy is out.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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The worst ventriloquist act I've ever
seen.
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Oh, the poor baby.
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Can we get you anything?
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A cup of coffee would be great.
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Would you like a cigarette to go with
that?
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Leon, any particular reason why you're
sleeping under my bed?
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Any particular reason you were sitting
over my bed?
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Matt, go cut me a switch. Right.
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Okay.
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I got in a fight with my parents.
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Finally found out they were coyotes,
huh?
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funny sludge face.
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Here's your magazine back. I swiped it
from out of your briefcase.
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The bimbos of Brazil.
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If you tore out any of the underwater
shots.
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Miss Sullivan, why don't you take our
new camper into my office for a few
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minutes, huh? Oh, yeah, sure thing. Come
on, Leon, let's go see if we can find a
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game to keep us busy.
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Five -card draw.
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Jacks or better to open.
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Jacks? I love that game.
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Gotta warn you, though.
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I'm pretty tough when I get past
toothies.
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Will you look at that, Bull? That is
some shot, huh?
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Yeah.
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Palm trees are beautiful, aren't they?
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Bull, that's 30 naked women playing
volleyball.
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Oh, yeah. Look at that.
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Is that a regulation net?
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Okay, Leon, show me what you got.
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Full boat.
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Duke is overking.
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Oh, darn. You win, don't you?
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Yeah. Take off the dress.
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Oh, I thought we were playing for chips.
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I already know what chips look like.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, be careful.
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Bet the kids are sharks. You could lose
your shirt.
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Now you tell me.
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So you had it out with the folks, did
you, Leon?
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Yeah. This time it was a doozy.
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It could take a while before I go home.
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How come my dad never treats me like Mr.
Cleaver did the beaver?
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Yeah, that show scarred a lot of us.
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Listen, Leon, we all get into fights,
but it's not fair to worry your parents
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that way.
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Right, they're probably by the phone
right now hoping somebody's gonna call
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up and tell them that their kid's okay.
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Why don't you give me their number and
I'll ring them, huh?
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No can do.
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Thought so.
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That's why I asked Mac to track him
down.
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You did?
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Mm -hmm.
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Leon, you've met your match. This man
has the brain of a 12 -year -old.
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I mean that you think like a 12 -year
-old, sir.
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I mean you have the ability to think...
I'll be at my desk.
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Now, this is a deposition, Leon.
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That's when the witnesses give their
testimony.
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You smell wonderful.
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I had peanut butter for lunch.
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What's next?
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Some drunk, they're trying to pump him
with some coffee.
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Should have showed him some snapshots of
your family. That ought to sober him
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up.
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That's pretty funny.
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By the way...
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What's your favorite flavor?
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Chocolate.
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God, I was hoping you'd say that.
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Excuse me.
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Go inside, please.
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Hey, Art.
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You know, do you mind stepping over here
for a second? You bet.
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Go into where he wants.
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Art, Art, Art. Dear, dear Art, please.
Don't think I'm trying to pry, but what
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the hell are you doing?
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I've got a work order here to fumigate
the entire building.
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We've got a problem with termites.
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How big a problem?
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I'll, uh... I'll have to get back to
you, Mac.
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I understand.
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I think I better mosey on up to 19.
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Oh, my God. Where's Leon?
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I just saw him outside in the hall. He
was running into the elevator.
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Oh, no. What are we going to tell his
parents now?
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I wouldn't worry about that, sir. He
doesn't have any. What?
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The guy who just dropped in is from
juvenile services.
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He said the kid's an orphan. He's been
living on the streets for two months
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new here, aren't you?
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Yeah. Yeah, all right. Thank you.
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Well, no one had seen the kid leave the
building.
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Yeah. Your Honor, this is Mrs.
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Lund of Juvenile Services. They got an
office up on 19.
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That was her assistant that came
crashing through our ceiling.
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You work in this building?
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Funny, I've never seen you.
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Well... To be honest, I was warned to
stay away from this floor.
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Mind you, I have nothing to base that
on.
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I'm going to go check the elevator shaft
for the kids, sir.
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What are you wearing, that thing?
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Oh, the insecticide's still pretty heavy
in there.
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Studies indicate the prolonged exposure
to those kinds of chemicals can cause...
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Permanent damage to active brain cells.
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Right.
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Perhaps I'd better be going myself.
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Before you go, Mrs. Blunt, perhaps you
could fill us in a little on Leon's
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background? Oh, yes.
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Well, according to our records, he's
been living in foster homes since he was
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three. Twelve homes, to be exact.
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Started running away when he was six.
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Well, a foster home is temporary, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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You see, the problem is that with the
older children, it's much more difficult
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to find them a permanent adoptive home.
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With Leon's record, well, we're doing
our best.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you are.
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Ah!
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Thank God no one was hurt.
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Oh, hey!
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here. You want to pick this up later?
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We're on red alert.
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Really?
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I only wish we could have saved your
desk.
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Oh, my dear Lord!
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I'll be out of here in a second, folks.
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Then I gotta go up to the roof and take
down an antenna.
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Take down an antenna?
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Yeah, somebody rigged up an antenna
right next to the flagpole.
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I guess they don't want to miss any of
their favorite TV shows.
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Like Leave It to Beaver?
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I'm right with you.
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Come on, Art. Let's follow that wire.
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Yeah, look. Here it goes.
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Right along the wall.
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Makes a turn here.
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Yeah, it goes right around that.
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Sounds like... noise.
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If not, are you a daily double?
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Bet the farm we had.
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Hey, Leon.
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What are you doing here?
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How'd you find me?
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You followed your antenna wire down from
the roof.
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Nice place.
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Curtis? Generator?
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It's like Janet is heaven.
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Art, we can find our way out.
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Right there.
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What's his problem?
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I was about to ask you the same thing.
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Me?
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I got no problem.
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I got everything a man could ask for.
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My own TV.
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Video cassette recorder.
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Mr. Coffee.
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Leon. Listen, if you think any of this
stuff is stolen, I've got receipts.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I've got your case file from
Juvenile Hall.
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I guess we're even, huh?
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You gonna ask me to sit down?
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Why not?
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Make yourself at home.
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For some of us, that's easier said than
done, huh?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means that you apparently have made a
hobby out of changing addresses.
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I talked to that lady who handles your
case for Juvenile.
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She says you run away a lot.
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So I'm wondering why.
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Hey! Do you see me coming into your home
asking you personal questions?
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This ain't a home, Leah.
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A home has windows and doors.
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It has people that care about you.
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Or at least they try to.
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And I don't think that you are giving
those people a chance.
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Do you really think any of those foster
people cared about me?
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Yeah. In fact, I would guess that they
all did. Then why didn't they keep me?
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Why didn't they... Find the paper that
made me their son.
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Why did I keep coming home from school
when I was a kid and find my suitcase
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packed by their front doors?
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Leon, you know that a foster home is
temporary. It's a place that you go
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the folks come who are going to adopt
you permanently.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's been 12 years.
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How come nobody's come to claim this
little bundle of joy yet?
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Because...
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Well, I do.
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Hey, don't you get it, Stone?
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This is the end of the line.
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Nobody's going to adopt me.
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They want babies.
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Or haven't you heard?
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They want diapers to change.
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They want cribs with cute little
blankets.
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They want snapshots of your first step.
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I'm 12 years old.
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That's middle age in the adoption game.
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And don't bother telling me I'm not.
Because it's just talk.
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I've heard it from that lady upstairs,
and I've heard it from half a dozen
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people just like her.
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And I sure as heck don't want to hear it
from you.
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Now the beavers got to move, too.
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Of course, all I ever heard about this
floor were only rumors.
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There's no sign of him!
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Thanks for the update.
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Okay, call off the bloodhounds.
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Leon!
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Lady, if you're from the state, I'm
ready to roll.
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You and me both, Leon.
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Oh, look, the monogrammed rubber sheets
are on sale.
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Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
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What's gonna happen to him?
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Where's he gonna go?
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Because of his record, Leon has been
reclassified as incorrigible.
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And? And instead of another foster home,
he'll go to a group shelter until we
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can find him adoptive parents.
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Meaning I'm there till I'm dead.
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Now, that's not necessarily true, Leon.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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There's an off chance that Peter Pan
will fly in and carry me off to Never
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Land. Or I will.
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Say what?
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Could I keep him?
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You mean in the jar, of course.
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In my home.
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Could I be his foster parent?
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You want me to move in with you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I do.
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Why?
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of an old saying that Leon reminded me
of?
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Put up or shut up.
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It's a very generous offer, Judge Stone,
but you realize it may be quite some
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time before we find a permanent adoptive
home for Leon.
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Hey, thanks for bringing that up.
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Mrs. Lund, I want Leon for as long as it
takes.
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I will enjoy him while he's there.
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And I will miss him when he's gone.
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What do you say, huh?
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I mean, we've always gotten along,
right?
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And I've always wanted a son.
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Most of all, of course, I've always
wanted a videocassette recorder.
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So beautiful.
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Out of the blue, reaching out to touch
someone's life like that.
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Harry must feel very fulfilled.
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I'm sure he does.
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That's probably why he doesn't mind the
snot.
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I think I ruined your shirt.
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It's okay.
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Just don't make me look.
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Mrs. Lott.
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That certainly is an unusual request.
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But then again, you are a municipal
court judge.
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Presumably a stable, responsible member
of the community.
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Your sneakers match.
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You're lucky she caught you on a good
night.
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I'm going to go and talk to my
supervisor.
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I'm positive that we can arrange
something.
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All right.
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Congratulations.
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Well, I'll be.
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Congratulations, sir.
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Congratulations for what?
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Harry's going to be a father.
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Hey, how about that?
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Anybody you know?
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He's taking in Leon, Flo.
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Yeah, we all drew straws.
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Gary lost.
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Soon.
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Very soon.
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Congratulations, sir. Thank you, Gus.
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Good luck, sir.
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Sir.
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emotional, she only knows one vowel.
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Thanks, Harry.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're welcome.
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Now, we gotta have a deal, Leon.
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There's no more tricks. There's no
running away.
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Deal.
325
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We're out of here.
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00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,020
Harry!
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I know this is gonna sound stupid and
all, but tonight, could you read me a
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bedtime story?
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That doesn't sound stupid at all, Leon.
I would love to.
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Great.
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I'm up to chapter six.
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Cocktail waitresses from hell.
333
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,240
All right, let's make that a $50 fine in
time, sir.
334
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,800
And that's a wrap, people.
335
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,280
Sorry, Matt.
336
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It's like being in a Moroccan
restaurant.
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You are?
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00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:21,170
Nancy Hines from records. I have some
data for you.
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Toss it in there, please.
340
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,190
Sorry, I was asked to toss it up here.
341
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It was, um, one of you, wasn't it?
342
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And it was worth every penny.
343
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,220
Well, that is very nice, but you don't
have to cover for me.
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I called him, Dan.
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00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,660
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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You don't have to cover for me.
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I was the one that called him.
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Want the truth?
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It was all of you.
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It was?
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00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,780
I knew you couldn't resist it. I knew
you would want me.
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I made a deal with the guy out in the
hall. I said if he took the money just
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one hit and gave me the rest, I wouldn't
sue him.
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You knew we all called?
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Yes, I do.
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You hate me.
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You all hate me. Everybody hates me.
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00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:06,510
The first time in my life I'm taking
advantage of being me.
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00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:13,410
You allowed yourself to be humiliated
for a few hundred dollars?
360
00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,110
Are you crazy?
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00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:18,810
He'd French kiss a buffalo for a few
hundred dollars.
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00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:26,770
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a
suede jacket.
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brothers with my name all over it. I'll
come by tomorrow and rub the sleeves in
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your faces.
365
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:46,740
Well, folks, that is a $400 pie. Might
as well eat it while it's still fresh.
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00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,800
Hey, the pie came.
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00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:50,580
Uh,
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listen, sir, um, I thought it over and I
feel badly about it. I really do.
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00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,780
That's okay, Bull.
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00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,780
Dan ended up getting the best of all of
us. Dan?
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00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:01,890
I didn't order it for Dan.
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Judge Stone?
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Yo.
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What a friend.
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00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:16,370
I'm in deep doggy -do, aren't I?
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