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Yo.
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These are the indecent exposure files.
Where do you want them?
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Sex offenses on the sofa.
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I can't believe that they make you go
through every case.
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I'll see your end report.
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I don't mind, really. Gives me a chance
to review my performance, reflect on old
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memories.
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Remember that carnival geek married his
dog?
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Yeah. It's over. I ran into her the
other day. What happened?
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I ran into her the other day.
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I feel funny, though. You know, working
in here while the gang's out there with
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another judge.
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You're not missing anything good. I saw
the docket. It looks like a fairly
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routine night.
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Sir,
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I'm going to take Mac down to jail now.
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What? I got busted for contempt of
court.
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When you go through the strip search,
ask for Gentle Ben.
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What happened?
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Mac just walked over with the docket,
sir. Next thing I know, Judge Hearst
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me to take him away. For what reason?
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He said my sweater was a mockery of
justice.
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Oh,
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it's not that bad.
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Oh, come on, Mac. Obviously the man's
joking with you. No, no, sir. This is
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serious. Judge Hirsch is crazy.
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Mac, don't go jumping to drastic
conclusions. You know, we each have our
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unique style.
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Judge Hirsch just ordered a defendant to
clean the Holland Tunnel. So?
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With his tongue.
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I think I will have a little peek.
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Come on, I can get you down to holding
before they serve dinner.
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What are we having?
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There was talk of spam balls.
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Sir?
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Quiet, I'm almost finished.
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Well...
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Superb.
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Phil, what's going on?
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That is not a well man.
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He just put out a bench warrant for the
Rockettes.
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What charge?
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Espionage.
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He's convinced the Soviets have
implanted tiny transmitters in their
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He says this explains the high incidence
of varicose veins after they retire.
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Personally, I like a little texture to
my women.
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Uh, excuse me, sir, about my client.
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Right, hang him.
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He stole an Eskimo pie, sir.
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Nap time.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, yes, sir, fine, considering we're
being presided over by Bucky the Wonder
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Lump.
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A Radio City music hall called.
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The cops just broke up a Rockettes
performance.
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We nabbed the whole bunch at once.
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You seem happy.
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They rejected me in 43.
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You tell me, what's wrong with these
gams?
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Their loss is clearly our gain.
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Sir, his courtroom is totally out of
control.
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Yeah, it's funny. I never saw the judge
act this way before.
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You know this man? Yeah, he worked in
the Brooklyn courts when I started
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Everybody always loved him. He was fair,
he was bright, he was honest.
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And now he's putting hooker's wigs on
bull.
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I'm sorry, son, but the glare was
killing me.
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something. It's his court, Miss
Sullivan. All I can do is document any
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behavior, make a list, and send it to
the judicial review board.
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If I were you, I'd send a copy along to
the Coast Guard while you were out.
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Would counsel approach the bench,
please?
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You know why the criminal justice system
isn't working, Mr. Fielding?
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Yes, sir.
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I mean, not really.
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Music in the courtroom.
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That's what makes the whole damn process
so dreary. Imagine how much brighter
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this place would be if we piped in
Mozart sonatas or even a few show tunes.
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That is a wonderful idea, sir.
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You are a sneaky little pile of tweed,
aren't you, boy?
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Yes, sir.
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Take him away.
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As soon as I saw the little smile
cracking, I could tell the imps that he
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started talking to me. I just... You had
a visit from your hairy godmother,
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didn't you?
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Hi. Hi.
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I'm hairy. Who the hell cares?
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I'm Judge Hairy T. Stone.
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No. You?
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A judge? Uh -huh. Your Honor. Oh, let's
skip. the formalities.
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It's Bob and Harry, just like the good
old days.
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Bob, we don't have any good old days. We
just met.
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What's this Bob garbage then?
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Your Honor, I would like to speak to you
in private in your chambers, perhaps.
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Oh, there's no need. I have no secrets
from these people. I really do think
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would be better in private. Nonsense,
Harry.
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is nothing that you could say to me that
you can't say before my friends.
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What's on your mind?
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Sir.
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You're a very thick man.
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Johnny Darnell.
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You guys okay?
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Oh, yes. Actually, it's very nice down
here.
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I understand we made it just in time for
the annual Winter Mucus Fest.
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Let me guess.
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English leather?
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I'm Dan Fielding. I just killed my
family.
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Small world.
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They don't know this, but I really did
pull off the job.
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I hid the money.
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no witnesses because the guy who saw me
without my mask on is half blind.
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I gave the getaway car in a swamp in
Jersey.
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I'm going to get away with it.
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Two days, I'm going to be swimming in
cold, hard cash.
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So what's your story?
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I'm a judge.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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I put in an emergency phone call to my
legal aid supervisor.
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I managed to juggle the docket so
there's only first -time misdemeanors
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rest of the session.
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And there's a man in the back wearing
the same dress as I am.
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What did you pay for yours?
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He just appointed Flo legal aid
attorney.
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He did what?
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Flo, let me out of here.
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Listen.
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About that cologne business.
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I mean, I don't want you to get the
wrong impression.
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I mean, so many people think that just
because a man wears a dress, he's a
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homosexual.
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No.
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Okay, guys, let's go, huh?
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Hey, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
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If Flo is defending... Who's
prosecuting?
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Your Honor, the people feel the
defense's arguments are constructed on
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a flimsy legal foundation.
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Surely my esteemed colleague knows the
difference between entrapment and
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legitimate enforcement of the law.
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If not, then I would be so bold as to
question her abilities to practice in a
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hall of justice.
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Defense?
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You're going to listen to a man with a
dead pigeon in his pocket?
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Unbelievable.
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Fields prosecuting?
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I've been replaced by a man who lives in
a refrigerator.
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Hey, any of you people like the Three
Stooges?
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You know, my favorite one is when Moe is
playing a judge.
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And he says, order, order, order in the
courtroom.
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and Curly gets up and says, I'll have a
ham and cheese on rye.
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Judge Hirsch, hi there.
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Wait a minute. I thought I cited you for
contempt.
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How did they get out of jail?
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Sir, I cannot tell a lie.
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They escaped.
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Escaped? That is not a bad idea.
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The whole prison system's overcrowded
anyway.
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Guard, go down and release all the
prisoners.
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Hold it!
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Sir, I'm sorry, you can't do that. Some
of those people are guilty and they have
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to be dealt with.
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You're right, Miss Sullivan.
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Tell them they can go, but only if they
promise on their word of honor that
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they'll go across the street and clean
up that park.
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Your Honor, please step down from the
bench.
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I bet you my gavel is bigger than yours.
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You're in trouble here, sir. I would
really like to help you. Me need help.
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That's a lie.
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Liar, liar.
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Pants on fire.
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It's the truth. The truth.
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This is a court of law, Judge Stone.
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This is not a place for truth. This is a
place for lies.
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Everybody who comes here lies.
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The plaintiffs lie.
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The defendants lie.
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The lawyers lie. The cops lie.
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Everybody lies.
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And you expect me to sift through all
this and extract the truth from all that
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rubble?
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That's what we call justice.
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Well, there is no justice.
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There never was.
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There never will be.
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subjective, huh?
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Your Honor.
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Oh, Judge Stone, come in, come in. I
want to show you something. Now, watch
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this.
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Looks like a big owl, doesn't it?
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Yeah. I did that one my first night on
the bench.
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I think Oliver Wendell Holmes invented
it.
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Where's my hospitality?
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Come, sit down, sit down, sit down.
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Aspirin?
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You know, most people can't take this
without water.
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Your Honor, how long has all this been
going on?
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How long has what been going on?
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The wigs and the horns and the
subscription to WrestleMania magazine.
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You know, Judge Hirsch, I am considered
a bit of a maverick around here myself.
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Word in the halls is you're a flake.
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I have my moments.
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The point is that I use the gags and the
tricks as a release. It's to ease the
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tension, that's all.
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It's when it gets taken to an extreme.
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When it begins to obstruct justice, then
it threatens to dismantle our entire
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judicial system.
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What's your point?
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If you don't step down, I am personally
going to file a petition requesting that
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you be removed from the bench.
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So it comes down to a gunfight, eh?
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If need be.
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Who draws first? That usually determines
who wins in these things, right?
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Need some help? Where the hell is the
corsetti file?
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I lined my shoes with it.
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You did what?
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I didn't think you'd need it anymore. We
finished with a case hours ago.
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Finished? How?
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Well, the cop's testimony was shaky, so
I plea bargained down to burglary third
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degree. Comes up before grand jury
Wednesday.
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Oh, God.
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Wednesdays I give my blood.
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Don't worry, I'll follow through for
you. What a pal.
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Don't touch me, I'm not your pal.
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You're a disgusting, filthy, slimy shell
of a human being and you want to crawl
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back into the sewer from which you
slithered.
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I got a 97 % conviction rate.
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I hear you're batting about 500.
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Wait, what's the matter? Where are you
going?
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We haven't finished.
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You are finished, Judge Hirsch.
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I'm going to go call for an ambulance.
An ambulance?
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Are you sick?
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I'll be right back.
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You want to hear a funny story, Harry?
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Your Honor. There was this girl, 17,
beautiful girl, dark complexion, dark
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and a welt under her eye where her
husband had hit her.
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She was pregnant for the third time, I
think, and the D .A. said they lived in
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rat -infested place on the Lower East
Side.
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She said she wanted her husband to stop
hitting her, and as soon as I indicated
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that I sent her to jail, zip, she
changed her testimony, said she was
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She didn't want her husband to go to
jail.
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He brought home money so the family can
eat. All she wanted was for him to stop
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hitting her. Well, Harry, I can't make
him stop in 25.
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I've never made anybody stop!
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I'm sorry.
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God's in his heaven, but all's not quite
right in the world.
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I know how you feel.
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How long have you been on the bench?
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Three years.
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Three years.
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I've had bouts of irregularity longer
than that.
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Oh, my God. What have I done?
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How much do you remember?
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Coloring a little piggy and a monster
with a blonde wig.
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Am I sick, Harry?
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Maybe a little.
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But mostly, I'd say you're real, real
tired. Oh, tired. Oh, I
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could sleep for a million years.
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If the bed they strap me down to is
comfortable, I probably will.
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See, I tried to do it all right. I tried
to write.
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All the wrongs reverse all of the
injustices.
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I guess I was wrong. It's impossible.
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Even a fool knows that we can't reach
out and touch the stars, but that does
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stop the wise man from trying.
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I like that.
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Who said that?
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You did.
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It was in a speech to the Bar
Association.
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Here.
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You can never have too many.
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I'll wear it with honor, sir.
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You do that.
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I gotta go.
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Somewhere there's an inkblot with my
name on it.
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Will you let me call someone to drive
you?
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Oh, there's no need. There's probably a
whole army of...
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Paramedics waiting for me out front.
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Well, you take care of yourself out
there, young man.
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I will, sir.
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Damn it.
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Sometimes I did keep inside the
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lines.
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The Radio City Rockettes are here.
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Send them home, Max.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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I didn't know whether to bring them in
one at a time or all in a row kicking.
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I'm sure you would have made the right
decision.
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Uh -huh.
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Now from our Believe It or Not files,
police in Manhattan reported earlier
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evening that they were summoned to break
up a riot in a nearby park.
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Only it turned out not to be a riot, but
a group of accused prostitutes,
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muggers, and thieves walking around
cleaning the park.
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A police spokesman said the group had
been released from a Manhattan jail
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earlier and that they were just
fulfilling a court order.
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How's that for a sanitation crew, folks?
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And now back to some easy listening.
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Listen, uh, Fielding, about that
conviction ratio business, no hard
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okay? Go to the window, open it as wide
as you can, plunge to your death.
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Well, if you insist on acting
unprofessional... Oh, uh, and, uh,
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you're eating my lunch.
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Say what?
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You're eating my lunch. I left it in
your briefcase.
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Only the beaks are dangerous.
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