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Yeah.
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Your Honor, I... What's he doing?
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Watching television.
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He just bought that.
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It's not on.
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Can't find the power knob.
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Bull, didn't that come with an
instruction manual?
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How cute!
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Evening, everybody.
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Yeah, I got one of those.
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You know how to turn it on? Sure.
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Voila.
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Oh, wow.
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If we had tweezers, we could change the
channel.
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Oh, yeah, that baby be great for Super
Bowl parties.
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Here's the volume.
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And things don't look any better in the
state capitol at this hour, where
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legislators continue their battle over
the budget.
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They don't pass that budget, we don't
get paid tomorrow.
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Oh, hey, guys, you know the big redhead
in accounting, the one with the 38D IQ?
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She finally said yes.
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Can somebody please loan me a C -note
till tomorrow?
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No.
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All right, all right, so the hot tub
club is out. I can do with 50.
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It's official. The assembly has
adjourned for the night without a
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That means thousands of municipal
employees won't be seeing their
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tomorrow.
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You say we're not going to be paid
tomorrow?
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To repeat.
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I heard you!
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You silly twit!
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I have got 12 cents in the bank. Do you
hear that?
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Pull out the antenna a little. Maybe
we'll get sharper contrast.
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This is Ted Stevens, live in Albany.
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I want you dead.
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If I could get to Albany, I would kill
you myself!
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And I hate your blazer!
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what came over me.
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Harry, I apologize about your TV.
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Let me tell him.
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Tell me what?
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It was bull.
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He's getting up.
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He's coming over here.
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Money or revenge?
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Revenge.
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Thank
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you.
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Here's your warrants, Mac.
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I found a nickel in my paperclip
compartment.
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Oh, boy.
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It could come in handy.
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Well, things are going to be tight here.
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Everybody finds out about this budget
mess, they're going to go crazy.
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Now, Mac, don't underestimate people.
Even without money, pride in one's work
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can be a pretty powerful thing.
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Fail report.
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even heard yet.
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Hey, those are mine, mister. Give them
back. Hey, look, we had a deal. A dollar
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fifty for a buck.
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But that's a whole carton. Hey, Phil,
what is this? A buck? You happy? All
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right, I got cookies. I gotta move them.
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Hi, my name's Christine.
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What's yours?
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Cindy. Cindy? Well, Cindy, tell me
something.
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Did you see Danny out in the hallway
kissing a nice woman a couple of minutes
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ago?
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You know, that woman's husband is one of
Danny's superiors. And that puts Danny
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in a very compromising position.
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Do you know what compromising means?
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Cindy, what do you think would happen if
Dan's superior were to find out?
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We try to squeeze in a couple of cases.
Might help take our minds off money.
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What do you got, Mac?
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About a buck sixty -five so far.
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Congratulations. Can I have a case?
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Oh, yes, sir.
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People versus Ellen Blink, Your Honor.
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I've never even seen a real judge
before.
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Don't worry about it.
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Underneath the robe is a Bullwinkle T
-shirt.
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True story.
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What's your charge, Mac?
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Breaking and entering.
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Her?
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What'd she break into?
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Her hotel room.
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Why'd they arrest her?
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Why am I asking you?
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Your Honor, Sidney Frizzell here is a
manager of a transient hotel uptown.
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It's a decent establishment.
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Steam heat, fresh linens every month,
pay phones right on the same block.
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Boat people welcome.
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I can fit a dozen of them in a room.
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They don't mind. It's just like home.
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Your Honor, Mrs. Blake returned from
work and found an eviction notice on her
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door. I got a simple policy.
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You don't pay, you don't stay.
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Made that up myself.
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Your Honor, Mrs. Blake was just trying
to retrieve some of her belongings. Mr.
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Frizzell intercepted her and called the
police.
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Retrieving her belongings?
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She jimmied the lock with a butter
knife.
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Mrs. Blake?
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I didn't have a screwdriver.
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Perfectly adequate substitute.
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Your Honor, it was cold outside. Mrs.
Blake just wanted to get her coat.
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Mr. Frizzell impounded their
possessions.
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He took my TV!
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Big deal!
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It's not color!
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It's not even Japanese.
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You two pals?
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That's her son, Your Honor. He lives
with her at the hotel.
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Till I get money, neither one of them's
living at my hotel.
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He is within his rights to refuse
occupancy, sir.
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Does that mean he can swipe our stuff,
too?
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Yeah, it does!
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You filthy, scummy, two -bit punk!
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Don't get me wrong. I love kids.
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What's his name? Joey.
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Hiya, Joey. I'm Harry. Who cares?
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Come here, little boy.
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we settle down.
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Now, Joey, I understand why you're
upset.
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You don't look like you're old enough to
understand puberty.
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You ever study wood in school?
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Your Honor, perhaps we should approach
the bench and discuss this.
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Why don't you guys truck on down here.
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Okay, what is the big deal here? How
much is it going to take to settle this?
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She owes him $200.
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Plus room tax.
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So he locks her out. So what if she pays
him? He gave her every opportunity.
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Then she broke in.
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But I swore I'd pay him back the minute
I got my first job.
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You know, guys, we really got to brush
up on our whispering.
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Okay, spread out, people.
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Mrs. Blake, when will you be paid?
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Tomorrow afternoon.
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I'm a cleaning lady at the Municipal
Records Building.
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You work for the city.
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Is that a bad idea?
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Oh, no, Mrs. Blake. It's just that
according to the news, city employees
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not be getting any money for quite some
time.
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Didn't you see that on TV?
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We don't have one.
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Remember?
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No, the mine tends to go at my age.
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So they're broke. That ain't my fault.
Like I'm supposed to look after every
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pinheaded slob who gets paid by this
town.
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Well, I didn't mean you slobs.
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This is impossible. It can't be.
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We just moved here.
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We don't know anyone.
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Can't you help us?
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You're asking him for help? What you did
was against the law, and he knows that.
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Your Honor, if you rule against my
client, he'll be out on the streets with
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nothing.
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Excuse me.
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Recess.
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How long?
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Uh, two... two and a half weeks?
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What a depressing day.
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Tell me about it.
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Mine would have been totally shot if I
hadn't found this lying out in the
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street.
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Geez.
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You'd think somebody would just rip that
thing off Cosell's head and get it over
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with.
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one of those once.
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You don't say. When was that?
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6 .30.
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Dan grabbed it from me and threw it out
the window.
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Why don't you go look on the street?
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Who knows? You might get lucky.
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That Ted Koppel's a cod.
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Thanks for keeping an eye on Herbal. You
betcha.
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Thank you. They told me you paid for all
this food.
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You paid for this stuff?
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I wouldn't touch it for a million bucks.
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Joey, he's trying to help. Yeah, I took
a lot to help him so much. Why didn't he
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just nail that jerk?
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Joey, can I let you in on a couple of
things off the record?
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Number one, I love nailing jerks more
than anyone else I know.
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I wrote the book on jerk nailing.
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And number two, the last kid who talked
to me the way you're talking to me ended
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up as part of an off -ramp in Newark.
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I apologize for him, Your Honor.
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He's not a bad boy. He just broke
-traded.
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Yeah, I know, Mrs. Blake.
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I was a kid myself nine or ten months
ago.
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You're a nice man.
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Well, now that I'm not too sure about.
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You see, I've been looking over some
cases that are kind of like yours, and
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just doesn't look like... See?
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I told you. We're not going to get a
thing, Ma.
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Let him finish.
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We are going to get justice here, Joey.
That's why we're here.
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Right, Judge?
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Excuse me.
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I've got to double -check my hat. I'm
sure there's a rabbit in there
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I beg your pardon?
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Joey,
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listen to me.
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Our justice system may not be perfect,
it may be slow, and it may drive us
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sometimes, but it also happens to be the
best game in town.
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You want to buy a vowel?
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Are you that retarded?
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Well, it's right up there, anyway.
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Flo, Flo, Flo, it has to be his. I saw
Dan when he took it from him.
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So, maybe his is still lying out there.
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The only way we can make sure is to dust
this one for fingerprints.
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Anytime you're ready.
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All right.
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Never mind.
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Max, give me the Blake file, please.
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Yes, sir.
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Here. I was just kidding.
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I know it was cruel, sadistic, and the
pleasure I received was not unlike that
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of a twisted child who pulls the wings
off flies.
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I'm funny that way.
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Will all parties approach the bench,
please?
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I wonder what he's got up his sleeve.
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Usually three or four watches.
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Took so long, I'm frightened.
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Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Flake. I have a
feeling we're about to see some magic.
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The state finds the defendant guilty as
charged.
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Ta -da.
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The fine is $200. This court will
suspend that fine until such time as the
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defendant can defray restitution.
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What about all our stuff?
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The court also holds for the plaintiff.
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and forbids the defendant entry to her
property until the said plaintiff's
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eviction proceedings are dismissed.
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God, I love this country.
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I am sorry.
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I did everything I could.
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I did my best.
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Are we going to jail?
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No. Of course you're not going to jail.
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Then where are we going to stay tonight?
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It's cold tonight.
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Sure is the best game in town, Harry.
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We love it.
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Take it easy, kid.
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I'll take it any way I can get it.
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You're a pig!
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Let him go.
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I picked the console.
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Hi, Mac. Hi.
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Is Judge Stone in yet? Yeah, he's been
here for almost an hour.
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I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
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Why? Well, he's not in the best of
moods.
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Mac, I can imagine. That was an awful
session he had last night.
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I just thought I'd go in there and cheer
him up a little bit. Oh.
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That would be the last of the
Flintstones Tumblr set.
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Matt, this is crazy.
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Has anybody tried to talk to him?
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I believe that would start the third
shelf of law review books.
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Well, I for one am not just going to
stand here while he comes unglued.
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That was furniture, wasn't it?
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Uh -huh.
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How come I got ten bucks and you got
fifty?
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Because I arranged it. I did the
paperwork. I made the phone calls. I
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down there.
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But it was my blood.
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So it was my idea.
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Now go rest. You look drained. I'm
worried.
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All right.
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Criminal Court Part Two is now in
session.
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The Honorable Harold P. Tone.
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Good Lord.
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Are you okay?
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Hi, sir. You look like hell.
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How much sleep did you get last night?
Five, ten minutes?
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I couldn't get them out of my mind all
night.
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I just kept hearing that kid call me a
pig.
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It's probably because they were out
sleeping in your alley.
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There are in this town the odds of them
actually choosing yours.
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Your Honor, what happened to that woman
and her son was not your fault.
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You had no choice. You had to rule that
way.
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I actually heard him calling me pig.
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It was not a dream.
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It wasn't a hallucination.
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I heard him.
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What if we just get started, huh?
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First case, Mac.
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People versus the Wheeler family, sir.
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Bob, June, and little Carol Ann.
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Just take us right to the gas chamber.
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We don't care.
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If only they were all like you.
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I like these people. Treat them nice.
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Your Honor, the Wheelers were found on a
park bench crying.
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They were arrested for vagrancy. For
God's sake, help us.
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Institutionalize us for the rest of our
natural lives.
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Your Honor, my clients come from a small
town in West Virginia.
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Two weeks ago, Mr. Wheeler lost his job
when a tornado leveled the diner he
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washed dishes at. It also destroyed the
adjoining trailer park.
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Our camper was in stall six.
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It wasn't much.
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Now... It isn't anything.
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They found one of the axles in a lamp on
top of a laundromat in the next county.
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I lost my dog.
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We had to dig a collar out of a tree.
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She was Carol Ann's only friend.
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Toto?
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knows what happened to the puppies.
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That girl is wearing a potato sack.
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I know.
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They always look awful without a belt.
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Anyway, the real McCoy's here.
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They decided to relocate to Florida.
When they were at the Port Authority
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changing buses, they were mugged.
According to the report, they lost
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their suitcases, their money, their
wallets, their clothes, their daughter's
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cabbage... Oh, come on, you made this
up.
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Will I ever see Disney World now, Daddy?
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Never, sweetheart.
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Never in a million years.
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Recess.
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I'll be in my office under my rug.
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Talk about your gloomy gussies.
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Deciding they could make no further
progress in tonight's budget session,
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sides decided to pack it in a few
minutes ago and resume talks in the
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Yeah, sure. Go home.
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Chomp your faces while I'm making soup
out of ketchup.
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Back down to you, Larry.
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I beg down to you, Larry.
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Want to go down, Larry? I'll show you
down, Larry.
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We got trouble.
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What kind of trouble, Matt?
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Remember that lady and her kid from last
night?
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Kid just tried to rob a liquor store on
Broadway.
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So he got arrested?
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He got shot.
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Harry.
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Let's go.
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No. Please.
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Come on. One more pint.
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We could squeeze it into your schedule.
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the kid he heard already. The cops gave
him a call.
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When? A few minutes ago.
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Right before he quit.
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