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Hello? You haven't moved since I left for camp, have you?

No, I mean, I was over.

What? I went shopping and got groceries. Did you?

Oh, okay.

How are you doing?

I'm good. The camp was so great. The kids were amazing this year.

Yeah? Yeah, we had so much fun. They wrote me a song.

And, uh, you know, and the head of the camp says next year that, um, that I'm

going to get to, uh, do some more leadership stuff. And I'm really excited

that. And we went hiking every day. We went to that waterfall. You know, I was

really in the middle of a great path. Oh, well, I was wondering, Hey, um, I

wondering if, uh, if you're not.

You know, too lazy. If you could, um, rub my feet, because we took a ten -mile

hike. I think you've got, like, some ingrown hairs. Maybe you could suck them

out.

Please. Please.

They stink. They need you.

They need you. Come on. Come on. They need you.

They need you to help me.

Why did you become so lazy? Don't tell.

I'm in the middle of sleeping, damn it. You need to get a job and quit sleeping.

Come on.

Come on.

Rub your sister's feet.

God damn it.

Like you mean it.

All right, hold on.

For a minute, all right? Anything we're doing is worth doing with enthusiasm.

Then we let me go back to bed? Uh -huh.

Yeah, ooh.

Smell them. I don't think they're right.

I think there's something not right about that.

Like, is there a fungus in there? Will you smell it?

I can smell that. Will you smell my feet, please? Trust me, I've been giving

a damn foot rub. Okay, deeper.

Open your eyes.

Look at me. So tell me, did you go on any job interviews?

No, I was like... Really?

Really? No job interviews?

No. I can't believe I let you stay at my place.

Yeah, I hung out with Melissa a bunch and like, you know... Melissa? Made some

cool food. You're still dating that girl? No, not anymore, but... Did you

her in my bed?

No, I didn't fuck her in your bed.

You better not have fucked that whore in my bed. I'm not going to fuck her in

your bed. Don't worry.

So job interviews?

Or just fucking that girl in my bed? No, you know, I've been working on, you

know, I've been trying to work on my resume and I just didn't think I had

time. And I'm going to take that trip soon. So I just didn't think it would be

right, you know, to like try and apply for a job if I'm just going to have to

take time off right away.

But I let you stay here on the condition that you were going to get a job.

Like, you know? I mean, I thought maybe you could just let me stay and maybe

I'll just, like, you know.

I don't know.

Like, tidy up every now and again or something. I don't know. I don't really

like that. But, you know, I'll do it.

You're my brother, not a losing boyfriend.

Rubbing your feet. See? Look at this.

You promise to do this every day?

Every day?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

Will you get me special stuff to get that fungus to go away? Oh, God.

I think I got camp foot.

Taste it.

Taste it.

Taste it. I missed you.

I missed harassing you.

Yeah.

I missed harassing you, little brother.

Oh, God. Come on.

Does that smell all right down there? Do you think it caught a fungus?

Do you think?

Does it smell okay?

I like that little mustache.

You're weird.

You're weird.

You're weird.

Why don't you just get up and do something?

Why don't you just get up and do something? Come on.

What are you doing? We're not tan anymore.

Oh.

Are you sure?

Because you're doing the same thing.

You're doing the same thing.

Tan is for adults too.

Listen, all right, I'm not trying to be mean. I really do appreciate being, and

you, like, putting me up, you know. It's not easy being a camp counselor, you

know that? Nobody wants to date a girl that goes away for three months.

I mean, what are you just getting all pouty for? Oh, come on. Because you've

been here, you've been dating, you've been dating Melissa, you've been going,

cooking romantic dinners, and I've been all alone.

Do you have any, did you get an old camp boyfriend?

No, camp romances this year, no.

How did you live? You're usually such a hornball.

I don't know.

I've been really horny.

And, like, I don't know. The kids stay the same age, but I keep getting older.

They're not as interested anymore.

Well, you're still looking fine as ever, so I'm sure it's not going to be any

problem. You mean it? Yeah, of course. You like the tan?

Yeah, you look great. Yeah, you want to see my tan lines?

Yeah, what you got? You got a funny one? Yeah, yeah.

Because, you know, we've been going out.

Cheers.

Come on. Don't be weird.

You're making it weird.

Are you blushing?

Are you embarrassed?

Are you embarrassed?

Look at the fun was turning my ass crack.

Look at it.

Cheers.

It's pretty good though. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, do you like it?

Do you want to smell it?

Come on, smell my ass.

Smell my ass.

Yeah.

Oh, come on. You know you like it.

No,

don't tickle me.

Do it again. No.

A lot of services for staying here.

You know, I do appreciate it.

Yeah,

maybe.

Will you do me a favor?

What's that?

So, we're having an end of summer, like, camp party.

And will you go and pretend to be my boyfriend?

They don't think I'm a loser.

Okay. Okay.

What are you doing?

Oh.

Now don't stop. And I've been hanging these on all day.

You are beautiful.

Thanks.

I look like mom, huh?

Yeah.

That's weird.

That's weird.

Take out your dick. Come on.

Can we see it?

Come on.

I haven't seen this in a while.

I see. I see that it's right there.

I think you like it.

I see why the girls date you if you don't have a job.

Don't judge me, okay?

I won't judge you. I'm just lonely.

I know how it is.

Why don't you come sit on my face for a while?

Yes.

I don't know.

Fuck me.

I'll show you a trick.

Oh, great.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Whoa, whoa!

as long as he's like you can stay in there as long

This is my crazy best fucking gift.

Oh.