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Hello? You haven't moved since I left
for camp, have you?
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No, I mean, I was over.
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What? I went shopping and got groceries.
Did you?
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Oh, okay.
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How are you doing?
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I'm good. The camp was so great. The
kids were amazing this year.
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Yeah? Yeah, we had so much fun. They
wrote me a song.
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And, uh, you know, and the head of the
camp says next year that, um, that I'm
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going to get to, uh, do some more
leadership stuff. And I'm really excited
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that. And we went hiking every day. We
went to that waterfall. You know, I was
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really in the middle of a great path.
Oh, well, I was wondering, Hey, um, I
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wondering if, uh, if you're not.
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You know, too lazy. If you could, um,
rub my feet, because we took a ten -mile
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hike. I think you've got, like, some
ingrown hairs. Maybe you could suck them
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out.
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Please. Please.
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They stink. They need you.
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They need you. Come on. Come on. They
need you.
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They need you to help me.
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Why did you become so lazy? Don't tell.
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I'm in the middle of sleeping, damn it.
You need to get a job and quit sleeping.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Rub your sister's feet.
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God damn it.
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Like you mean it.
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All right, hold on.
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For a minute, all right? Anything we're
doing is worth doing with enthusiasm.
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Then we let me go back to bed? Uh -huh.
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Yeah, ooh.
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Smell them. I don't think they're right.
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I think there's something not right
about that.
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Like, is there a fungus in there? Will
you smell it?
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I can smell that. Will you smell my
feet, please? Trust me, I've been giving
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a damn foot rub. Okay, deeper.
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Open your eyes.
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Look at me. So tell me, did you go on
any job interviews?
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No, I was like... Really?
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Really? No job interviews?
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No. I can't believe I let you stay at my
place.
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Yeah, I hung out with Melissa a bunch
and like, you know... Melissa? Made some
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cool food. You're still dating that
girl? No, not anymore, but... Did you
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her in my bed?
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No, I didn't fuck her in your bed.
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You better not have fucked that whore in
my bed. I'm not going to fuck her in
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your bed. Don't worry.
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So job interviews?
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Or just fucking that girl in my bed? No,
you know, I've been working on, you
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know, I've been trying to work on my
resume and I just didn't think I had
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time. And I'm going to take that trip
soon. So I just didn't think it would be
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right, you know, to like try and apply
for a job if I'm just going to have to
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take time off right away.
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But I let you stay here on the condition
that you were going to get a job.
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Like, you know? I mean, I thought maybe
you could just let me stay and maybe
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I'll just, like, you know.
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I don't know.
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Like, tidy up every now and again or
something. I don't know. I don't really
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like that. But, you know, I'll do it.
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You're my brother, not a losing
boyfriend.
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Rubbing your feet. See? Look at this.
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You promise to do this every day?
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Every day?
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Mm -hmm.
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I don't know.
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Will you get me special stuff to get
that fungus to go away? Oh, God.
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I think I got camp foot.
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Taste it.
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Taste it.
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Taste it. I missed you.
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I missed harassing you.
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Yeah.
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I missed harassing you, little brother.
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Oh, God. Come on.
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Does that smell all right down there? Do
you think it caught a fungus?
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Do you think?
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Does it smell okay?
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I like that little mustache.
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You're weird.
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You're weird.
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You're weird.
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Why don't you just get up and do
something?
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Why don't you just get up and do
something? Come on.
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What are you doing? We're not tan
anymore.
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Oh.
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Are you sure?
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Because you're doing the same thing.
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You're doing the same thing.
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Tan is for adults too.
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Listen, all right, I'm not trying to be
mean. I really do appreciate being, and
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you, like, putting me up, you know. It's
not easy being a camp counselor, you
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know that? Nobody wants to date a girl
that goes away for three months.
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I mean, what are you just getting all
pouty for? Oh, come on. Because you've
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been here, you've been dating, you've
been dating Melissa, you've been going,
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cooking romantic dinners, and I've been
all alone.
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Do you have any, did you get an old camp
boyfriend?
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No, camp romances this year, no.
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How did you live? You're usually such a
hornball.
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I don't know.
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I've been really horny.
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And, like, I don't know. The kids stay
the same age, but I keep getting older.
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They're not as interested anymore.
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Well, you're still looking fine as ever,
so I'm sure it's not going to be any
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problem. You mean it? Yeah, of course.
You like the tan?
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Yeah, you look great. Yeah, you want to
see my tan lines?
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Yeah, what you got? You got a funny one?
Yeah, yeah.
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Because, you know, we've been going out.
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Cheers.
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Come on. Don't be weird.
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You're making it weird.
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Are you blushing?
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Are you embarrassed?
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Are you embarrassed?
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Look at the fun was turning my ass
crack.
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Look at it.
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Cheers.
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It's pretty good though. Oh, thanks.
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Yeah, do you like it?
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Do you want to smell it?
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Come on, smell my ass.
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Smell my ass.
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Yeah.
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Oh, come on. You know you like it.
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No,
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don't tickle me.
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Do it again. No.
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A lot of services for staying here.
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You know, I do appreciate it.
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Yeah,
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maybe.
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Will you do me a favor?
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What's that?
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So, we're having an end of summer, like,
camp party.
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And will you go and pretend to be my
boyfriend?
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They don't think I'm a loser.
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Okay. Okay.
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What are you doing?
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Oh.
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Now don't stop. And I've been hanging
these on all day.
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You are beautiful.
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Thanks.
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I look like mom, huh?
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Yeah.
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That's weird.
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That's weird.
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Take out your dick. Come on.
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Can we see it?
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Come on.
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I haven't seen this in a while.
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I see. I see that it's right there.
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I think you like it.
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I see why the girls date you if you
don't have a job.
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Don't judge me, okay?
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I won't judge you. I'm just lonely.
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I know how it is.
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Why don't you come sit on my face for a
while?
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Yes.
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I don't know.
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Fuck me.
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I'll show you a trick.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Whoa, whoa!
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as long as he's like you can stay in
there as long
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This is my crazy best fucking gift.
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Oh.
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