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Hey.

Hey.

You know, you really don't need to be doing this.

It's not even your house.

Yeah, I know, but somebody has to do it.

Right?

Right?

Besides I'm practicing for when we move in together.

Oh...

well, I think you've been working a little too hard

and maybe do you want to take a sexy break?

Of course.

[doorbell rings]

I'll be right back.

Okay.

[door creaks open]

Surprise!

Hi, mom.

Hi, honey.

Hey.

I haven't heard from you.

I guess you've been a little too busy to pick up the phone and call me.

Yeah.

So, I thought I'd come over and maybe we could spend some time together.

Huh?

Yeah, I just wasn't expecting you to come here at all.

Just, you know, kind of spontaneous, don't you think?

Well, I did go to all that trouble to get your favorite dinner.

You're gonna invite me in, aren't you?

Yeah, you can come in, I guess.

You can come in, yeah.

I didn't know that you had company.

Hi, I'm Claire's mother.

-Hi, I'm Daya. I'm Claire's... -Roommate

Roommate.

Yeah, I mean I just met her on craigslist really recently.

So she's very new in my life.

Oh.

[Claire] Yeah.

Well, apparently it's good that I bought a lot of food

because your new roommate, which I've never heard of before

is joining us for dinner.

I'll go get the food ready.

Roommate?

Last I checked I was your girlfriend.

Okay.

You need to keep it down and like don't tell her about this.

I do not want her finding out.

She's very conservative.

Whatever.

Okay, whatever you do, you cannot tell her that I'm a lesbian. Specifically.

I'm gonna tell her one day.

But just not now, you can't ruin this for me.

-She doesn't know? -No.

And I'm not telling her right now.

Well, what are you gonna tell her?

You gonna tell her sometime?

I don't know but just don't ruin this for me.

Okay?

Okay ladies, here we go.

Here we go.

I can't believe I forgot the plates and the silverware.

I'll be right back.

You're a total different person around your mom.

Look at you all quiet and stuff.

Oh, it's mean.

You should be able to show the world the real you.

No.

Yeah.

Come on.

It could be fun.

[Claire] Wait, what are you doing?

Teaching you a lesson, roomie.

Mm, there we are.

Where's Daya?

I don't know.

You don't know?

She just disappeared?

I don't know where she is.

You know, I thought she was probably making a phone call or something for work,

wasn't she?

Maybe.

I don't know, honestly.

[chuckles]

Okay.

That's just as well because I really wanted to talk to you alone.

Mm-hm.

I think it's time... you want everything right, darling?

Yeah.

It's time you started thinking about getting a boyfriend.

Oh, right.

-You know... -A boyfriend.

Yes, you know?

You're young. Time for you to get married.

Yes!

And... you don't want to wait until you're,

pardon me, but an older woman to have a child like I did.

I mean you were quite a handful

and I tell you that the sooner you have children, the better it will be.

It really will be.

I guess I'll let her get her own food.

Is she coming back?

What's going on?

Oh, okay.

That's what happened.

Yeah, we shouldn't be like, you know.

Yeah.

Trying to interrupt her work.

This is a little cold.

Do you need me to go microwave it or anything?

[Claire] No.

[Claire's mom] Okay. So, what I was saying is

[Claire's mom] I think it's time you got a boyfriend. Now...

-[Claire] Boyfriend?

-[Claire's mom] What's been going on at work?

[Claire's mom] Do you have any boys you're talking to at work?

No?

Okay.

How about that boy, what's his name?

The one you went to college with?

Derek.

Derek, that's the one. Have you heard from him?

Well, I think you've really got to start working on on this whole thing.

Getting a boyfriend,

[Claire's mom] You know, the longer you wait...

[Claire's mom] Are you okay?

[Claire] Mm-hm.

[Claire's mom] Oh, okay.

[Claire's mom] You seem like you're up to something.

[Claire] No, I'm not.

[Claire's mom] Okay.

[Claire's mom] Alright.

[Claire's mom] I mean, do you want me to like just...

stop talking or something?

No.

-No. -[Claire's mom] Okay.

[Claire's mom] Alright, so...

The Millers, remember them?

-They lived down the street. Right? -Uh-huh.

Their son, I saw him the other day.

He is so handsome and so good looking

and he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Oh, my god! That's so interesting.

Isn't it?

Yes.

I was thinking maybe you know, maybe

you could start going out with him or maybe have a date or something?

[Claire's mom] I mean... why don't you just love to marry him?

[Claire] Yes!

[Claire's mom] I'm sorry, what'd you say?

Um...

Was that you?

Um...

Oh, my god!

What?

What are you doing?

Okay, mom.

This isn't what you think.

Daya, what are you doing down there?

What is this?

What are you two girls up to?

Mom,

I think it's time that I tell you something.

I am a lesbian.

What?

No.

No, young lady, you are not.

You...

I have never...

I knew I shouldn't have let you go to that damn liberal college.

[door creaks]

[door shuts]

Wow. Um...

I'm really sorry that your mom reacted that way.

I mean, she was gonna find out eventually.

Yeah, well,

since we are alone again,

I guess we could still have a little fun, right?

-Yeah, I guess so. -Yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, come here.

Take this off.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

What would your mother think?

She freaked out.

Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

I still want to eat more of that pussy.

Yeah.

[Daya] What mom doesn't know won't hurt her, right?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

[Claire] Oh, yes!

[Claire] Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

-You taste good. -[Claire] Thank you.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Look how pretty your pussy is.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Fuck, yes.

[Claire] Oh, fuck, yes.

[inhales deeply]

[Claire] Oh, my god!

[Claire] Fuck yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Yes!

-[Claire] Yes! -Yeah?

I'm not gonna stop until you cum.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[Claire] Oh, yes!

[Claire] Oh, yes!

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

[Claire] Oh, fuck yes.

[Claire] Oh, fuck. Yes!

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah?

-[Claire] Yes. Yes. -Such a good girl.

[Claire] Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Claire] Oh, yeah, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Oh, fuck yeah.

Turn around for me.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Take those off.

Yeah!

I'm not done with you yet.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah. I want you over here.

[Daya] I want some more of this sweet pussy.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

Fuck yes.

[groaning]

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck, yes.

[Claire] Fuck, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

You're such a good girl.

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my fucking god. Yeah.

Oh, my god!

Yes, I missed your fucking mouth.

Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god, yeah.

Nice and sloppy.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah. Yeah!

Yes! Yes!

Yes, yes, yes.

[Daya] Oh, my god, yes. You're gonna make me cum, baby.

[Daya] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, fuck. So fucking good.

[Daya] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, my god, yeah.

That tongue feels so fucking good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire grunts]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Yeah?

[Daya] Oh, my god. Yeah.

[Daya] Oh, yeah!

[Daya] Just nice and slow, just like that.

[Daya] Yeah!

[Daya] Yeah Just like that.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya chuckles]

[Daya] Oh, yeah!

[Daya] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck. Your tongue is so fucking good.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning, deep breathing]

-Can you come over here? -Yeah?

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, yeah!

[Daya] Oh, yeah!

[Daya] Oh, fuck baby, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, you can lay back.

[grunts]

[Daya] Yeah!

[Daya] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, yeah! Yeah?

[Daya] Yeah! Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck! Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yes!

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

Fuck!

[groaning]

Fuck!

Yeah!

[groaning]

Bring that pussy.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groans]

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck! Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

That's a good girl.

Thank you.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck! Yes!

Fuck, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Oh, fuck, yeah.

[Claire] Yes!

I could eat you all day.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Bend over the couch.

Yeah! Good girl.

Good girl, good girl.

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

-[Claire groaning -[moaning]

Yeah, bend over. I want to see all of it.

Oh, my god! Look how pretty you are.

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

[Claire] Oh, fuck! Yes, fuck.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Oh, fuck, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire] Yes! Fuck! Yes! Fuck! Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[Claire] Oh, yes!

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck! Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Claire groans]

[Claire] Oh, fuck!

[Daya] Tell me how much you love it.

[Daya] That's a good girl.

[groaning]

[Daya] Tell me how good it feels.

[Claire] Yes, fuck.

-[Daya] I want to hear you say it. -I love it so fucking much.

[Daya] Yeah.

[groaning]

[Claire] Fuck!

[groaning]

[Claire groans]

[chuckles]

[Daya] Lay back.

[Daya] Oh, just like that.

[moaning, deep breathing]

That feels good. Yeah, yeah.

Cum for me.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yes, yes. -Yeah? Yeah?

Oh, yes!

Yeah?

Oh, yes! Yes!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

That was good, huh?

[moaning, deep breathing]

Such a good girl.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes!

[Claire] Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, play with that pussy with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Show me just how you like to cum, yeah.

-Show me how you like it. -Oh, yes!

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

It's so fucking hot.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

-Yeah? -Yes, yes, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god!

Keep that pussy nice and wet for me.

Nice and wet.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Fuck!

[moaning calmly]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

[Claire] Lay back down.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my god!

Mm, yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, yes, babe.

Yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

[Daya] Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah! Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes! Mm, yes, right there.

[Daya] Right there.

Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, right there.

Don't stop.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Yeah, keep going.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] Oh, my god! Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[Daya] My god, you're gonna make me cum. Yeah, yeah.

[Daya] Oh, my god! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Daya] Oh, my god! Fuck, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

[Daya] Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groans]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[doorbell rings]

Maybe we could pretend like we're not home this time.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[music fades in]

[kissing]

[music]