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The lore tells us
of a Valiant few
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who stood above the fray
and fog.
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My, what weapons
they must have wielded.
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Which brings us
to our current exhibit,
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the mythical staff of the gods.
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In homer's tale,
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the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.
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Oh. Welcome, proud soldiers.
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What did I say?
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Museums are fun.
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Amusement parks for the brains.
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- Whoa!
- Okay,
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there's no reason to get pushy.
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Everyone will get a chance
to see it.
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Carved from a heartwood
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not seen in over 2,000 years,
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the two halves
of this ancient replica
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were recently discovered in,
of all places,
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a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.
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So strong, they reportedly broke
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Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.
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I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here...
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Stop!
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Stop! Sir!
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Sir!
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Hey!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Unleash the chaos.
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Unleash the chaos.
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Unleash the chaos.
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Wait, wait. Move, move, move!
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No, no!
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Help me!
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No!
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Ladies, please just let me go.
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Oh, my god! Look out!
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Turns out museums are fun.
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Let's have more of it.
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We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.
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The champions of this realm
outnumber us.
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Human champions are still humans
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and we are gods.
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Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.
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To protect the power
of the gods,
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he will have chosen
with meticulous precision
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the strongest, most keenly
intelligent champions
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this realm has ever witnessed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.
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Like, what am I even contributing?
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There's already a superhero
with a red suit,
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with a lightning bolt on it
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and I'm fast, but he's faster.
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Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manly
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and Batman is so cool!
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And I'm just me.
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And I can't say this
to anyone else,
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'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,
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but I feel like
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a fraud.
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You understand I'm a
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pediatrician,
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right?
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I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommended
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by another patient, Billy batson.
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It doesn't matter.
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Can you help fix my thoughts
so that
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they just, like, you know,
stop happening?
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All right, look.
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And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,
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but it sounds to me like
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you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.
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And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,
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so if you don't mind me asking,
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how well do you remember
your childhood?
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Like it was today.
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Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I never met my dad.
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Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.
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I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,
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ran away from 11 homes,
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got into a lot of fights.
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Then I was abducted by a wizard
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who gave me superpowers
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and then dudejust, like,
died in front of my face.
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That's not a small amount.
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A doctor conjured seven demons
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and held my whole family hostage,
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so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,
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and then everybody
got superpowers,
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but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thing
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and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.
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Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.
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Right? Rejected by your parents,
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then by the system,
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and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.
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I never said I was rejected by my city.
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"Rejected by city."
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That's the tribune.
Nobody reads the tribune.
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- I do.
- Anynnay, okay, well, um...
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I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.
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There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...
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- Hostage situation?
- Yeah.
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I suck balls at this.
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Why do we always have
to play war games?
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Hey, it's practice
for our otherjob.
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I'm serious.
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Military strategy,
multiple team members,
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each with a special skillset
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unleashed against an unknown enemy.
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I know how it sounds,
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but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.
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I'm telling you.
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Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.
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But we don't need guns!
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Darla?
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This is it. This is big time.
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- We are the guns.
- Darla!
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Why were there skittles in my pockets?
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It was supposed to be a surprise.
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It was.
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Hmm, she's very moody lately.
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Why do you think
I put skittles in her pocket?
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- Oh.
- Whoo! Olé.
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Is this an army of unicorns
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- killing genghis Khan?
- Yes.
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Unicorns aren't real.
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It's called speculative history, Eugene.
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- Look it up.
- Billy, you can't just leave.
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Your guy's gonna die!
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Whoo!
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I told you you would get into it
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if you gave it a chance.
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Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.
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What's going on?
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Possible 10-99 in progress.
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Multiple reports of cracking on roadway.
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Fraying suspension cables.
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All units to the Ben Franklin bridge.
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- Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy.
- It is, isn't it?
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Very urgent melody to it.
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We should see it performed live.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.
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Two. Maybe not six.
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All or none. That's the rule.
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Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now.
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So, now's your last and final chance.
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Billy batson, come with me.
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No, no, no!
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Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!
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Is it though?
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- Almost finished.
- Again?
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- Okay.
- This better be good.
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Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?
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Um...
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To fight crime?
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- Okay.
- Bye, mom.
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- Bye, mom.
- Bye, mom.
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- Bye.
- Bye, Rosa.
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Give it time.
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You guys ready?
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Shazam!
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Oh, my god.
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It's gonna break!
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Run!
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Ineed a hero
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I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night
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he's...
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No, no, no.
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No way, shut up!
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Did I just save you
while you were listening to this song?
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No! I got you, I got you.
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No need to panic.
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Captain everypower is here.
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Oh.
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I'm just kidding, it's real easy.
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Hi!
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Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
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Oh! They're so cute!
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Did she just leave us?
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Okay, let's go.
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- Okay.
- No, no, no, I got ya!
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That's my sidekick.
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Captain everypower junior.
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Hey! Junior?
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You're gonna wanna hold on tight.
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Everyone's safe.
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Awesome job, Mary.
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Circle up, fam!
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All right, here's the situation.
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We have one more job to do
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and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.
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The Ben Franklin bridge
has collapsed.
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Fortunately, there are
no casualties
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thanks in part
to our local heroes,
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one with me now.
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It's great to be here, Nancy.
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What can I say?
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It's all in a day's work.
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Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbed
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the Philadelphia fiascoes?
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Given that that's not an official title,
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we feel nothing about it.
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That is not our name.
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Right, but
the important thing is...
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What is wrong with these people?
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Have you ever no...
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I'm gonna go check on the kids.
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Yeah, you should.
God only knows what they're up to.
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Probably drugs, right?
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Probably taking selfies
while vaping on tiktok.
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Oh.
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Is that a kitten?
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"Destroy bridge"?
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What?
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Not saving is different than breaking.
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Am I wrong?
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Am I wrong about this?
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Also, we saved countless lives.
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A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.
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Emotionally countless,
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where's Eugene?
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Where he always is.
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Mapping out the room of doors.
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Eugene!
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Hey, buddy! Where you at?
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Hey, Eugene.
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Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene.
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Oh.
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You're late.
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Do not go in there.
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All right, fam-jam, let'sjump in.
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All right, big day,
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big bridge,
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kind of a couple blunders, right?
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But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.
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Organic chem is my meditation.
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Said nobody with friends ever, really.
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In point of fact, I'd have friends
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if I had gone to college.
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"In point of fact"
is exactly the kind of
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smart thing that a smart person
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who doesn't need
to go to college says.
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Let's go back to the tape.
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Now, guys, as you can see,
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we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?
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Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,
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terrific!
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Oh, sorry, coach.
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Gotta fly irl.
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No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.
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I know. And I love these daily recaps.
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I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.
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- It helps keep me loose!
- Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
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We'll go have a group hang in the air.
That sounds great.
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I gotta test this slime for toxicity
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'cause I'm starting to... tingle.
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Oh. The, uh, Phillies gamejust came on
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so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.
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It's right that I give tawny back.
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Oh, come on! What is happening?
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What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!
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If you say you have to work...
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I have to work.
267
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,624
Why do you even have a job?
268
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,851
Wonder woman doesn't have a job!
269
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,085
- Stop.
- No, seriously.
270
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,563
Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glasses
271
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,647
and, hke, nobody recognizes her
272
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,505
and she's, like, an accountant
or something?
273
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,589
Just stop.
274
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,717
You are holding on too tight.
275
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,012
Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutes
276
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,431
doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.
277
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,516
Or me wanting to go to college
278
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,976
means I'm abandoning the family.
279
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,603
Oh. Okay, cool,
280
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,438
it's about college again.
I totally get it.
281
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,564
Yeah.
282
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,149
Do you really not see yourself?
283
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,991
You turn 18 in five months.
284
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,409
They're not gonna kick me out.
285
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,492
They didn't kick you out.
286
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,953
Victor and Rosa are saints, yes,
287
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:41,954
but you're about to age out
288
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,914
of the foster system just like I did.
289
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,250
Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?
290
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,877
Do you?
291
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,464
Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.
292
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,592
And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house me
293
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,761
and soon there will be
no checks for you.
294
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,765
I don't care if wonder woman has a job.
295
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,142
I want to contribute.
296
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,977
At some point, Billy, like
297
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,271
everyone on earth,
we have to get a job or...
298
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,272
Leave home.
299
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,614
Nothing lasts forever.
300
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,417
I mean, it's literally called
the rock of eternity.
301
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,881
So, clearly, some things
do last forever.
302
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,753
Leave me to die.
303
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,090
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
304
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,227
Magic.
305
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,311
Impossible.
306
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,356
This realm was sealed off from magic.
307
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,861
Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.
308
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,488
From every god in this realm.
309
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,407
From me.
310
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,203
Do you not remember
what you took?
311
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,123
What my particular power was?
312
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,959
The power of elements.
313
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,042
No.
314
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,671
I cast a barrier
to prevent your kind
315
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,256
from entering the human realm.
316
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,800
The only way that barrier
could be removed is if...
317
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,385
Someone broke this?
318
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,472
How did...
319
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,890
Where is the champion?
320
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,018
It was your hands that forged
this staff for our father
321
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,353
and yours that will mend it.
322
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,480
I told you
323
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,648
I would die before I help you.
324
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,920
Now, say the word.
325
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,005
Never. Never!
326
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,882
Never say never.
327
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,849
Say the word.
328
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,443
Say the word. Say the word.
329
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,987
Shazam!
330
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,311
Now we get to have our fun.
331
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,647
Fun is for children, dear.
332
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,149
We are at war.
333
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,295
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my goodness.
334
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,397
- I am so sorry!
- I'm so sorry!
335
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,672
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
336
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,816
No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?
337
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,859
- I'm okay, yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
338
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884
- I'm always okay.
- Good.
339
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,512
Uh, actually, do you...
Do you know where this is?
340
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,532
Miss Saunders!
341
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,474
Yeah, absolutely
342
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,619
is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.
343
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,371
Oh, no, no worries.
If it makes you feel any better
344
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,497
it's nothing compared
to the amount
345
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,707
that you're blushing right now.
346
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,971
Oh, I blush when I'm confident.
347
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,632
There she is.
348
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,903
- Hey.
- New girl. First period.
349
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,071
- Yeah.
- I'm Brett. This is Burke.
350
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,948
Listen, if you need anything at all,
351
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,783
we're your guys. We got it.
352
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,136
Brett and Burke breyer.
353
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,387
They got it all.
I mean, what is it,
354
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,329
narcissistic personality disorder,
355
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,205
chlamydia, they got it.
356
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,665
Plenty of it to go around, too.
357
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,919
This is thundercrack's
make-a-wish kid.
358
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,837
Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.
359
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,189
Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.
360
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,900
Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.
361
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,484
'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,
362
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,428
do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!
363
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,847
Down goes Freeman.
364
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,223
Hey, hey! Look!
365
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,769
- Now I'm a superhero.
- Nice!
366
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,898
What is this thing doing here?
367
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:02,900
Janitors.
368
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,127
Get up, man. What are you doin'?
369
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,235
Come on.
370
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,946
You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?
371
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,822
Yeah, that's probably why you fell.
372
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,258
- Yeah.
- Bye, new girl.
373
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,659
Jeez, thanks, Mr. Geckle.
374
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,285
Don't sweat it. That trash can
375
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,129
was like a second home to me
when iwent here.
376
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,499
Hey.
377
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,376
You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,
378
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,294
but you stepped in anwvay.
379
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,178
You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.
380
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,881
The funnier I am,
381
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,634
The more I get punched.
382
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,345
Well, it made me laugh.
383
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,311
Hero.
384
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,234
You gonna walk me to class,
or what?
385
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,337
Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.
386
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,071
Why would I wanna do that? Yes!
387
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,781
Thanks.
388
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,075
So, from the top.
389
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,370
What is thundercrack's
make-a-wish kid?
390
00:24:56,453 --> 00:25:00,416
Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball,
but basically,
391
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,876
a while ago I happened
to have some lunch
392
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,878
in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.
393
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:08,257
Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.
394
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,258
- That was you?
- Yeah.
395
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,592
And they're still dicks to you?
396
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,737
Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,
397
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,430
doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.
398
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,473
You seem pretty cool to me.
399
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,435
Freddy!
400
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,480
Is my name.
401
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,066
Sorry, that was weird and loud.
I'm Freddy,
402
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,110
he said in a normal voice.
403
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,194
I'm Anne.
404
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,489
Anne.
405
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,075
- Nice!
- Bullseye.
406
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,744
Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro!
407
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,371
What?
408
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,450
Good, little one.
409
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,368
Well done.
410
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:22,289
Now go find me the one
responsible for this.
411
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,225
Wow. Um...
412
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,143
I'm flattered
that you feel this way.
413
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,064
Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...
414
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,774
Romantic setting
415
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,819
and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.
416
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,403
I mean, you went all out.
417
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,615
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
418
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,825
I'm just not sure
419
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,327
that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.
420
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,038
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.
421
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,583
I promise this is not about you.
Okay? Look...
422
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,503
I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.
423
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:10,586
You and me.
424
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,633
The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies.
425
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:16,593
She-zam.
426
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:21,807
I guess I'm just afraid that I'm
gonna let 'em all down.
427
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,890
You know?
428
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,346
That I'm gonna let you down.
429
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,401
You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.
430
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,694
Let's try this crazy thing.
431
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:35,904
Maybe we'll, uh...
432
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:39,700
Seal it with a kiss?
433
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,966
Billy batson!
434
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,301
You are a fool of a champion.
435
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,678
What the hell...
What the hell is going on?
436
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,114
What happened to her beautiful face?
437
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,681
Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead?
438
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,100
I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.
439
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,060
The daughters of atlas
are coming for you.
440
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,228
Daughters of atlas?
441
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,771
They're coming to unmake your world
442
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,816
and torture mankind for all eternity
443
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,235
- in the pit of endless agony.
- Okay, I feel like maybe
444
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,679
I should be writing all this down.
445
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:17,821
- Quiet!
- Okay, okay.
446
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,185
You don't know what you've done.
447
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,408
I regret ever choosing you.
448
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,951
Because of you,
449
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,412
the barrier between the world
has been brought down.
450
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,206
They will be hunting
for you now.
451
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,290
Hunting your family.
452
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,335
Hmm?
453
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,172
Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.
454
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,382
The fate of your world depends on it.
455
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,344
One thing you absolutely
must not allow
456
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,721
the daughters of atlas to do is...
457
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,409
Hey, Freddy?
458
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,840
Nope, over it. Done it.
459
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,802
Check fraud?
What, are you kidding me?
460
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,096
Armored car heist?
461
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,181
I think I got that in the bag.
462
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,602
Shazam!
463
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,316
Whoo!
464
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:41,905
Bon appétit.
465
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,452
- Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
- Hi.
466
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,954
Um, you wanna show me
467
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,831
where you were sitting
when it happened?
468
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,418
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
469
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,752
- Yeah. Follow me.
- Okay, yeah.
470
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,505
So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.
471
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,760
So I was sitting, yeah...
472
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,305
Basically, I was sitting right here,
and he was sitting
473
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:07,723
right there.
474
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,325
- Here?
- Right there, yeah.
475
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,894
Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother.
476
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,688
Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.
477
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,273
Always has to know where I am.
478
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,190
Right.
479
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,775
I feel that, clearly.
480
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,211
Always thinks she knows better, too.
481
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,963
Even when it's been
factually proven othennise?
482
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,989
Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.
483
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,232
No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone...
484
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,826
Constantly breathing
down your neck.
485
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,971
- From the moment you wake up!
- 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
486
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,372
No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.
487
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,376
And do we have to do
every single thing together?
488
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,547
Oh! Billy! What...
489
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,090
What a coinkidink! Um...
490
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,925
I was just telling my friend Anne
491
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,844
- what a great guy you are.
- We need to talk.
492
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,572
We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.
493
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,307
- He's a great talker.
- Freddy.
494
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,659
I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back.
495
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,684
Okay.
496
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,563
Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?
497
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:57,814
The skin peeled off his face.
498
00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,608
He turned into a literal pile of ash.
499
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,318
- Yeah, seems definitive.
- Idunno.
500
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,529
Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreams
501
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,591
and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.
502
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,700
Could be
astral projection powers.
503
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,660
- What's that?
- Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
504
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,472
- from the great beyond?
- That's it, I'm calling
505
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,723
an emergency meeting aflerschool
506
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,587
- I want you there.
- Where else am I gonna go?
507
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,292
- What?
- Dude.
508
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,838
Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!
509
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,232
All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...
510
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,925
What is that, the tribune?
It's fake news!
511
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,343
Freddy, we only have one rule.
512
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,528
- All or none.
- All or none.
513
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,012
And it's a stupid rule, by the way.
514
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,889
I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.
515
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,599
A girl. For the first time in my life!
516
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,660
And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,
517
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:35,977
but I'll never find out
518
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,789
if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!
519
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:38,933
Just be at the rock, Freddy.
520
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,733
Okay. Mmm.
521
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,444
By the way, uh,
she has a sister.
522
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,946
Total control freak.
523
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,406
I think you guys
would get along.
524
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:48,907
Think you'd love her, actually.
525
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,676
Look, look, look. Fam,
526
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,119
I know it sounds crazy.
527
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,328
And, and obviously
528
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,705
I don't know exactly what this all means
529
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,457
but, but he was super aggro
530
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,621
and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.
531
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:00,728
He was yelling about all this
532
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,504
wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.
533
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,298
Do you have to talk so loud?
534
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,175
Yeah, Mary,
'cause this is not that loud.
535
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,339
I think this is a perfectly
536
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,053
acceptable indoor voice volume.
537
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,377
What is the deal? Are you okay?
538
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,722
- Yeah.
- Why do you have
539
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:13,807
sunglasses on?
540
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,364
Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?
541
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,480
I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,
542
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,275
but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.
543
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,694
In point of fact,
I did have a great time.
544
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,281
I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.
545
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,491
You made friends
at the eye doctor?
546
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:32,784
No, she_.
547
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,578
Yeah. Can we get back on track?
548
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,371
Listen, he's yelling at me
549
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,373
and he's saying the daughters of atlas
550
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,208
are coming to hunt us.
551
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,626
So, check out what I found.
552
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,310
"The daughters of atlas
are the offspring
553
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,671
"of the titan atlas..."
554
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,131
Which is obvious,
555
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:50,385
but also nyx, the goddess
of night and death.
556
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,095
Well, good things
can happen at night.
557
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,347
And death.
558
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:55,849
Let me see this.
559
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,232
"The daughters
guard the mythic tree of life
560
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:08,028
"which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of life
561
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,946
"which gave birth to their realm
562
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,448
"protected by a
563
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,575
- "dragon."
- hey, now.
564
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,803
And I am suddenly here for this.
565
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,870
I know, right?
566
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,753
'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.
567
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,582
- On the other hand, dragon!
- Dragon!
568
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,250
Mary. What are we doin'?
569
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,128
I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.
570
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,756
Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same page
571
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,508
and, and, and look,
572
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,843
I often think that you think
better than me.
573
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,787
The wizard did not exactly give me
574
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,430
a tutorial here, guys, okay?
575
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,058
Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.
576
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,227
That, that room of doors,
or that violin
577
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,454
that is, like,
constantly burning
578
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:42,896
which is super weird but also
579
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,373
definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?
580
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,400
He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.
581
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,736
And it's not like I'm not tryin'.
582
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,030
But I really,
really need your help.
583
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:56,993
Uh, I might know somebody that can help.
584
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,625
Shut up. That lights up?
585
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,338
Shut up.
586
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,206
So, I'm mapping out the entire lair
587
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,374
and you withhold this?
588
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,726
And you have really
been holding out on us.
589
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,750
Jeez Louise, dude.
590
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,172
- Whoa!
- "Whoa" what?
591
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,841
- "Whoa" what?
- Look!
592
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,564
Hey, Steve.
593
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,013
What? You call the pen "Steve"?
594
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,696
Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."
595
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,683
He totally looks like a "Steve."
596
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,687
"'Crime and punishment, '
a book report by Pedro pena?"
597
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:06,896
Yeah.
598
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,316
Pedro.
599
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:12,277
- Dude, that's cheating.
- I mean, he knows everything.
600
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,237
- Hmm.
- Seriously. Ask him.
601
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:15,947
You can just ask him stuff?
602
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,824
- Pretty much.
- Slick. Okay, cool.
603
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,535
Steve, we're looking
for information
604
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,537
about the daughters of atlas.
605
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,623
Can you please help us
with that?
606
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,757
- These are book titles.
- Okay.
607
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,318
Let's just all pick a book,
or something.
608
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,761
Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?
609
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,012
Definitely his thing.
610
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:42,307
I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.
611
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,315
You know I've actually never,
never been up here.
612
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:52,692
Don't lie.
This is where you hang out
613
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,527
with your superhero friends,
isn't it?
614
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,331
No, actually, why would
they ever have to...
615
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,322
Why would they ever come here?
616
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,085
I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...
617
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,117
Do you actually know those guys?
618
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,787
Or is this like a
"Canadian girlfriend" situation?
619
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:04,996
Oh, you mean collette?
620
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,123
Well, she and I aren't
really exclusive, as of now.
621
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,660
Do you wanna meet one of them?
622
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,338
Meet, like how?
623
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,881
Like, face-to-face, right now.
624
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:17,258
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
625
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,843
And today is your lucky day,
626
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,679
because I'm gonna call
the hot one.
627
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,014
Her?
628
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,098
No, the male hot one.
629
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,308
Him?
630
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:26,810
What? Him?
631
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,312
Look, I mean,
it's all subjective, right? But, um...
632
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,439
Captain everypower usually
tops most online polls
633
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,607
so... it's no big deal.
634
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:36,069
Is this a joke, Freddy? 'Cause
635
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,192
I didn't mean to make you
actually prove it, really.
636
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,326
No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonna
637
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:45,179
call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.
638
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,205
So, don't move.
So, stay right there.
639
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,208
Hey, captain everypower.
What's goin' on?
640
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,002
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
641
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,313
Remember that time
I saved your life?
642
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,417
No, no, no, the other time.
643
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,506
Yeah.
644
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,299
Well, I'm calling in
645
00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,426
that favor.
646
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,061
You must be Anne.
647
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,772
Oh, my god.
648
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,775
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
649
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,820
I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...
650
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,576
You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,
651
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:25,744
but that kid,
652
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,287
he's the real hero.
653
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,414
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
654
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,082
I've never met anyone like him.
655
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,460
He's... genuine
656
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:36,254
and warm and funny.
657
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:38,109
- That's a lot of nice things.
- Yeah.
658
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,217
How did you two meet?
659
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:42,343
Comic con.
660
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,512
- What's comic con?
- What?
661
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,740
According to this,
662
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,016
gods considered humans servants,
663
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,934
toys to be played with,
664
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,686
children to be punished.
665
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,064
Thanks, Steve.
666
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:57,525
Until the rebellion,
when the humans turned on the gods.
667
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,277
I'm reading about that right now.
668
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,987
So, apparently, all of this
669
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,989
revolves around
a powerful weapon.
670
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,074
So atlas, uh, the father
671
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,285
of the daughters of atlas,
obviously, yeah,
672
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,208
he crafted a quarterstaff
from the tree of life
673
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,873
and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deities
674
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,751
but also to take powers away
from others.
675
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:18,421
So, the staff's where atlas
stored all supernatural power.
676
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:22,133
Yes, exactly.
It's like a, a battery for magic.
677
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,760
But when things got bad,
678
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,805
a council of human wizards
got together and they
679
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,968
stole the staff from atlas.
680
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,450
And they used that to take
his powers away.
681
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,577
And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...
682
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,201
Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy.
683
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,468
This is the wizard that I know!
684
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,272
What do these say?
685
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:42,946
"The wisdom of Solomon,
686
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,906
strength of Hercules,
stamina of atlas,
687
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,349
power of Zeus,
courage of achilles,
688
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,242
speed of Mercury."
689
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,993
These are the powers they stole.
690
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,374
Whoa, guys, look!
691
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,559
This is what the name means.
692
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,460
Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,
693
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,144
which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.
694
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,439
If I may point out one
of the powers
695
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:03,424
that may be possibly Mia. Boop.
696
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,342
I'm sorry,
697
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,262
are you very unsubtly implying
698
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,514
that I somehow lack
the wisdom of
699
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,891
- solo man?
- Yeah.
700
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,972
Well, maybe it comes later.
701
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,604
I mean, you do usually
ask Mary what to do.
702
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,689
- I'm just saying.
- Yeah.
703
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:18,982
This is very, very hurtful.
704
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:20,292
I just want you all to know that.
705
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,651
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
706
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,236
Oh.
707
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,904
What else have we learned, fam?
708
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:28,575
Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,
709
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,705
the wizards apparently
encased the god realm in some
710
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,915
magical sphere
711
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,834
sealing it away forever.
712
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:38,918
Cut off from magic.
713
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,130
Oh, so that's what
that was about.
714
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,383
Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.
715
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,679
A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfolded
716
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,306
in Athens, Greece this morning.
717
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,367
Two women, dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...
718
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,493
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's the wizard's staff.
719
00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,643
How did they get that?
720
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,395
So, all those statues
used to be people.
721
00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:01,065
I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,
722
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,567
where Greece is at?
723
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,822
Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.
724
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:09,616
You want it back?
725
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,822
I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.
726
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:15,955
So, that's probably
727
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,248
where the journey started.
728
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,249
- You know?
- What?
729
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,573
What do you mean, "what?" What?
730
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,426
- You just left it there?
- We were all there.
731
00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,671
Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.
732
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,835
You're welcome, by the way.
733
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,734
And then I had to break it
in half so sivana didn't do
734
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,885
super bad-guy stuff with it, okay?
735
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,261
You broke the staff,
736
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:32,388
meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.
737
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:33,723
Which we now know.
738
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,516
We also now know
what they look like,
739
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,494
so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those two
740
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:38,519
- coming a...
- Three.
741
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:39,687
What?
742
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,066
Atlas had three daughters.
743
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,526
Kalypso, hespera,
744
00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,236
anthea.
745
00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,948
Anne... thea.
746
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,869
You know, I'm not just a superhero.
747
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,372
I'm a super listener.
748
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,582
And
749
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,875
isense_.
750
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,045
That you may have feelings for Freddy.
751
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,631
Just wanna know
when he's coming back.
752
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:08,984
Don't want him to get hurt.
753
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,345
Oh, well, Anne...
I mean, we can't choose
754
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,972
the people we fall for.
755
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,056
What?
756
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,433
I'm not talking about that.
757
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:20,269
If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.
758
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,771
Whoa! Look who you're with.
759
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,065
What could possibly
be dangerous?
760
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:28,987
Okay.
761
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,071
I see how it is.
762
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,905
Let's dance.
763
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:35,952
Oh, my god.
764
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:37,536
Freddy?
765
00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,498
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
766
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,083
I never meant for you to get hurt.
767
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,002
Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.
768
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:45,837
Shazam!
769
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:48,423
Shazam!
770
00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:50,508
Shazam.
771
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:52,635
- What's going on up here?
- Mis...
772
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,053
Freddy, are you all right?
773
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:55,489
Get back inside. Just get back
inside, Mr. Geckle.
774
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,557
I'm okay. Go back inside.
775
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,058
Who are you?
Do you have kids here?
776
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,494
What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.
777
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,187
I won't touch him.
You have my word.
778
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,782
Mr. G. Wha...
779
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,306
What did she say?
What are you doing?
780
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:19,370
What are you doing?
781
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:20,951
What are you... no, no, no!
782
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,725
Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
783
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:25,334
Vvah, no, no, no! No!
No, no, no!
784
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,799
I forgot how easily they burst.
785
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,009
Why would you do that?
786
00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,011
Like grapes.
787
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,099
What the... huh?
788
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:55,156
Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.
789
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,449
No need.
790
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:03,915
Clip his wings, anthea.
791
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:40,575
Wait.
792
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,454
There are more.
793
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:52,296
- Perfect. We take them all.
- No.
794
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,631
That's not why we're here.
795
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:56,134
We're here for the seed of life.
Yield, sister.
796
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,927
We stick to the plan we have.
797
00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,262
Father would never yield.
798
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,721
And father is dead.
799
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:03,349
Now, you know your place, sister.
800
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,059
Or I will show it to you.
801
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,397
We do this our way, not theirs.
802
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,239
Make one move...
803
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,454
And I will snap
this child's neck.
804
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,443
Oh, Freddy.
805
00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,451
Billy, no!
806
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,546
Billy, stay back!
807
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,322
They're using the staff
to take our powers.
808
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,917
What? What?
809
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,600
Sorry!
810
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:13,271
I'm sorry,
811
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,897
I'm sorry, just, just save yourself.
812
00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:17,108
No, no, all or none.
We stick together.
813
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:18,772
And that you will
814
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,236
because you cannot leave.
815
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:21,946
Let's see how you like being
816
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,031
sealed off in a dying world.
817
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,616
No!
818
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,828
Freddy!
819
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,091
From city line
Avenue in the north
820
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,215
to the western shore
of the schuylkill river
821
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,133
to cobbs creek.
822
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,385
The unidentified barrier appears
823
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:45,886
to be in the shape of a dome
824
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:49,015
with no one allowed
into the city or out
825
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,977
with some suggesting
this strange magical element
826
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:57,857
may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia fiascoes.
827
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:04,113
[Yelpsi
828
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,377
- Holy sh...
- Shh!
829
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,671
I'm trying to sleep.
830
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:24,216
It is the only escape
from the tortures here.
831
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,510
Okay. Bleak.
832
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,221
Wait a second.
833
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,141
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
834
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,685
You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...
835
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,369
You're back!
Billy told me all about you.
836
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,564
Billy? You know Billy batson?
837
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,042
Billy batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.
838
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:42,193
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
captain everypower.
839
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,028
Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.
840
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,196
She... it's complicated.
841
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:48,199
That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of shazam?
842
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,426
Yeah, he did. And he said that
843
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:50,930
you turned into ash, but, but didn't?
844
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,497
Once I gave him the power
845
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,332
I could no longer remain
in my realm.
846
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,918
But death would have been a luxury
847
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,961
compared to being trapped in this cell
848
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,631
with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.
849
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,632
Mostly with you.
850
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,068
A little more sarcastic than Billy said,
851
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,635
but, hey, all good.
852
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:10,072
- Let's just get out of here.
- "Let's just get out of here."
853
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:11,347
Yeah, sure.
854
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,057
I sound nothing like that, but okay.
855
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,260
Here's what we've got, um...
856
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,227
A cranky wizard with a cynical streak
857
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,288
and a precocious young man
with an encyclopedic knowledge
858
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,855
regarding magical shit.
859
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,775
There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.
860
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,868
These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!
861
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,906
- What spells do you know?
- Please, stop talking.
862
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:30,199
How about an arcane focus?
863
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,534
I don't even know what that is.
864
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:34,429
Fine, then let's make a potion.
865
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,997
Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.
866
00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,791
Oh! Gaseous form!
867
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,876
Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.
868
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,672
I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.
869
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,675
We will die here, freeby.
870
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,428
It's Freddy, by the way-
"freeby"? Where do you even...
871
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,971
The sooner you accept it,
872
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,140
the easier it will be.
873
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:56,642
Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!
874
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,436
Hmm.
875
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:10,072
"Power of elements.
Power of chaos."
876
00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:12,241
"Power of axis."
877
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,909
These are primordial forces.
878
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,744
I don't know how we fight
powers like this.
879
00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,621
I tell you how we fight it.
880
00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:19,206
With the wisdom of...
881
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,334
- Solomon.
- Exactly.
882
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,128
We, we set up a meeting.
883
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,589
Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate.
884
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,883
Offer up our powers for Freddy.
885
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,801
But then we grab one of them
886
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,553
and that's what we really use to trade!
887
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,096
But what if they steal our powers?
888
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,348
No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.
889
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,660
You know what I mean?
If they just point that staff at us,
890
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:39,911
we dodge.
891
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:40,935
Like dodgeball.
892
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,898
- Hmm.
- Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
893
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,108
Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,
894
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,109
but not super Pedro.
895
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,778
No, super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball.
896
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,238
Fine. Listen, all I know
897
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,841
is that there's five of us
and three of them.
898
00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:55,201
So I think we should
send them a little invitation.
899
00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:58,787
Okay.
900
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,539
So, Steve says that this paper
901
00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:03,000
is a stack of magical parchment.
902
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,085
You write a message
on the magical paper
903
00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:07,963
and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk to
904
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,382
and then the paper folds
into a...
905
00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:13,219
Oh, my god, yes!
906
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,888
A paper bird.
907
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,515
And it flies to the god.
908
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,159
Well, that's kinda cute.
909
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,811
Hey, what about demigods?
Uh, you know, like, wonder woman?
910
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,940
Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?
911
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,276
Did the pen just shrug?
912
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,530
Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to...
913
00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:35,407
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
914
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:36,784
All right.
915
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,119
Letter...
916
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,582
Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!
917
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,203
I was just talking out loud.
918
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:47,211
That's not a part of the letter.
Wad that up, too.
919
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,797
Maybe, if you try
920
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,466
- speaking from the heart.
- Hmm.
921
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,343
"Dear daughters of atlas,
922
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,346
"violence is not the answer."
923
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,536
Child,
924
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,122
I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.
925
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,206
Honesty.
926
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:28,252
Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.
927
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,379
The other champions...
928
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,756
Are they children like yourself?
929
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,633
What even is a child?
930
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:37,428
I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.
931
00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,096
Yes or no?
932
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:41,307
No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enough
933
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,550
to Grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.
934
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:48,147
- Give us their names.
- The names of the champions?
935
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:51,900
Um, well, there's Brett
breyer, and, uh, Burke breyer.
936
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,136
Are you guys taking this stuff in?
937
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:55,696
Writing this down? No?
938
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:56,822
They drive a dodge ram.
939
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:57,948
He's lying.
940
00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,242
That's your superpower, not mine.
941
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,546
And she thinks
you're a total control freak.
942
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:04,747
One of you.
943
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:05,914
Probably you.
944
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,126
Hold him.
945
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,422
Don't... What's happening?
946
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:14,798
What is that? What's she doing?
947
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,008
Power of chaos.
948
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:18,802
It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.
949
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,472
Oh. My mind is already trash,
950
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:23,807
so I'd actually like
to see you try.
951
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:26,060
Because nobody has the balls
952
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,187
to handle what's
inside my brain.
953
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,439
Say their names.
954
00:52:37,112 --> 00:52:38,656
Say their names.
955
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,533
Say their names.
Say their names.
956
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,415
Destiny's child did it better.
957
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,958
He is stronger than he looks.
958
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,962
- Say their names.
- Stop!
959
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:57,716
Billy...
960
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,638
Billy bats...
961
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:07,935
Billy b...
962
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,018
Stop.
963
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,649
This is from the champions.
964
00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:16,985
"Dear daughters of atlas,
965
00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:19,488
violence is not the answer.
966
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,533
Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.
967
00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:24,993
- We'd like to make a trade."
- What?
968
00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:26,537
"We'll give up our powers
969
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,873
if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'
970
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,918
othennise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.
971
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,336
Smart, Eugene.
972
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,797
Steve, add 'unharmed'
973
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,133
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
974
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,969
no, 'sincerely, best'.
975
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:44,930
'Maybe just signed
'the champions.'
976
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,724
should we proofread it?
977
00:53:46,807 --> 00:53:48,892
Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes,
978
00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,436
just writes what you say.
979
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,856
Great. I feel good about this.
Me, too.
980
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,859
Anyone else want a gatorade?
981
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,152
Do we have red?"
982
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:00,863
What is this gatorade?
983
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,575
[Ye! Losi
984
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,076
- is it a weapon?
- Sister.
985
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,162
We need not torture him any longer.
986
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:09,245
You heard the letter.
987
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,083
- Throw them in the pit.
- Wait.
988
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,669
They want to make a trade.
989
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,840
And we will meet, sister.
990
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,550
But humans are not to be trusted.
991
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:25,345
The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?
992
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:28,056
Right?
993
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,409
Are you hurt?
994
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,787
No, just worthless.
995
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:52,998
- Well, you must get up.
- For what?
996
00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:55,459
All this pretending
to be a superhero is just
997
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,480
a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.
998
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,714
Oh, feelings.
999
00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,981
- I see something moving.
- Yeah, I see it too.
1000
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:35,666
Oh, shit.
1001
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,085
What is that?
1002
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,461
Ladon.
1003
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,797
The guardian of the garden of atlas.
1004
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:54,268
- Run.
- I can't. I can't!
1005
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,538
You're okay! You're okay.
1006
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,248
I don't feel okay at all.
1007
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:18,333
That's the power of the dragon.
1008
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,544
It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.
1009
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,338
Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,
1010
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,716
so that none can approach
the garden it protects.
1011
00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:29,386
Power of axis. Very cool, very,
1012
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,305
- very rare.
- Anthea!
1013
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,639
I must go.
1014
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:36,226
The door back to your world is
at the center of the labyrinth.
1015
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:37,477
Right, left, left
1016
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,563
and then follow the right-hand
wall to the center.
1017
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,524
- You'll need this.
- How did you find this?
1018
00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,151
You once protected me
from the bullies
1019
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,236
in your world, Freddy Freeman.
1020
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,613
Now I've protected you in mine.
1021
00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,953
Hero.
1022
00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:58,040
Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.
1023
00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,708
I was about to rearrange those boys'
1024
00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,376
internal organs
when you stepped in.
1025
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:04,129
But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.
1026
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,007
I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.
1027
00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:10,761
No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.
1028
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,307
How lovely for both of you.
1029
00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,643
Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get...
1030
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:20,479
You should go.
My sisters don't need you anymore.
1031
00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,064
All they require now is the seed.
1032
00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:24,650
- The seed?
- Yes.
1033
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,152
Which remains hidden
in a place unreachable
1034
00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:29,075
by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1035
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,448
Did you just call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!
1036
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:46,838
Hi, god... no?
1037
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,010
Yo, low voltage.
1038
00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:55,597
When you fixing
this dome shit, man?
1039
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,182
Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.
1040
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,600
I have a plan.
1041
00:57:58,684 --> 00:57:59,977
- Really?
- Uh-huh.
1042
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,740
'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.
1043
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:02,854
No, these sandwiches?
1044
00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:04,207
No, these sandwiches
are important.
1045
00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:05,524
They're, they're for a meeting.
1046
00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:09,569
Yeah, sure, colonel cheesesteak.
1047
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:10,779
Colonel?
1048
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:13,699
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1049
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,204
Quiet one, she is.
1050
00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:22,332
I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.
1051
00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:24,960
Is that...
1052
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,212
Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.
1053
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,925
Right, so, look, here's the thing,
um, you're upset.
1054
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,736
A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,
1055
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,096
which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.
1056
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:39,182
But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,
1057
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,600
like, really personally
1058
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:42,078
and, like, I don't even
know you, lady, right?
1059
00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:44,646
If thieves stormed your home
in the night
1060
00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:46,857
and stole all your coin
and then fled,
1061
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:49,276
you would naturally
give chase, would you not?
1062
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,237
And say, in this pursuit
the thieves
1063
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,464
dropped the money on the ground
1064
00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:56,324
and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.
1065
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,578
Now, imagine it is not money,
1066
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:02,539
but the lifeblood
of your father.
1067
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,583
The last breath of your mother.
1068
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,085
The power of all the gods,
1069
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:10,297
the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.
1070
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,050
And now this magic courses
through you,
1071
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,843
and you have the gall
1072
00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:17,512
to believe that you deserve it?
1073
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:22,017
This is very personal,
1074
00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,269
Billy.
1075
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:29,191
You are very menacing.
1076
00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:31,526
I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...
1077
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,111
I see the presence
that you have,
1078
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:34,279
and that goes a long way.
1079
00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:38,825
But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.
1080
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,845
- There is no compromise.
- There is no compromise.
1081
00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:42,746
I knew you were gonna say that.
1082
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,082
Wisdom of saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?
1083
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,166
Give us back Freddy,
1084
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,667
you take down this
1085
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:50,879
sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing
1086
00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,214
and then, you know,
1087
00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:54,299
we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.
1088
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:55,634
It's a good offer.
1089
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,717
I'm being serious.
1090
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,346
You play the part of a man,
1091
00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,348
but you do not play it well.
1092
01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:04,684
Give us the powers, child.
1093
01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:06,019
All of them.
1094
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,605
You are no leader, Billy.
1095
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:11,358
You are a lost boy
1096
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,653
who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.
1097
01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:17,030
Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as you
1098
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,949
'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,
1099
01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,742
but I think I have
a few experiences
1100
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:21,827
that you don't have.
1101
01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:23,370
'Cause I've seen all of the
1102
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,996
fast and the furious movies, lady.
1103
01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:27,207
And let me tell you something.
1104
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:30,460
It's all about family!
1105
01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:36,967
Family!
1106
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,402
Guys, that was the signal.
We practiced this,
1107
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,262
like, 12 times. Thank you.
1108
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,431
Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, goddess?
1109
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,644
No, human.
You forgot about mine.
1110
01:00:58,113 --> 01:00:59,197
Come on!
1111
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:00,282
- Let's go.
- Pedro!
1112
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,528
You're wasting my time, boy.
1113
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:18,235
Yeah.
1114
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,903
Whoo!
1115
01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,571
She sure didn't see that coming
1116
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,658
because she didn't go
to the eye doctor.
1117
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,535
Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...
1118
01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:30,038
A euphemism. It was a euphemism.
1119
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,922
No!
1120
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,079
We've taken the power from two
1121
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,896
in your family already.
1122
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,565
And now two more must die,
and for what?
1123
01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,734
So you can keep playing soldier?
1124
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,897
My father was atlas.
1125
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,693
Titan god of stamina
and strength.
1126
01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:47,157
His magic and power
may course through you,
1127
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,535
but you will never be a true god.
1128
01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:52,579
Oh yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?
1129
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,294
Nope!
1130
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:07,552
You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.
1131
01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:13,850
Come on. Come on, come on.
1132
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:17,228
Hurry, everyone!
1133
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:18,813
Let's go, let's go.
1134
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:29,783
What?
1135
01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:33,637
You thought you were just goin'
1136
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,288
into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?
1137
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,415
Which I can somehow still smell.
1138
01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,709
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around.
It's crazy, right?
1139
01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:40,794
- Yeah.
- Like, permeates
1140
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,420
the air. Doesn't matter. Anwvay,
1141
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:43,963
welcome to the rock of eternity.
1142
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,840
Only champions
1143
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,635
can get in here,
through any door that we want.
1144
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:51,054
Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.
1145
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:54,099
Guys, that's what I call
a total success.
1146
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,435
Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win.
1147
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,479
- Told you I suck at dodgeball.
- Yeah,
1148
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:00,939
you do, yeah, but you know,
1149
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,291
look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots.
1150
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,733
You know what I mean?
1151
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,402
And hers...
1152
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:06,945
Lack of strategic thinking.
1153
01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:08,238
Now for the real trade.
1154
01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:11,783
Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.
1155
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,886
And get rid of the dome.
1156
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:14,953
Oh, yeah.
1157
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,454
And get rid of the dome.
1158
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,790
'Cause the city
of brotherly love
1159
01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:20,083
is gettin' a little moist.
1160
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,545
Word choice, man.
1161
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:25,022
Yeah, I regretted it as soon as
1162
01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:26,246
it was coming out of my mouth.
1163
01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:27,358
It's just one of those words...
1164
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,422
I know. I just...
1165
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,682
"Dear daughters of asshat-las."
1166
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:37,016
Burn!
1167
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,601
I just came up with that.
1168
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,079
Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,
1169
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,354
so it's really clear. Okay.
1170
01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:44,402
Man, it's so good having
Steve cover grammar and
1171
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,693
spelling and stuff, it makes
me sound so much smarter.
1172
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,028
So...
1173
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,573
"A brother for a sister, huh?
1174
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,283
"How's that feel?
1175
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,576
"Also,
1176
01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:56,369
"how are you actually sisters,
because
1177
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:59,581
"the age difference is
very noticeable, and
1178
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,224
"slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."
1179
01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:04,687
Even though I don't like you
very much,
1180
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:06,713
I believe everyone
deserves human rights,
1181
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,465
but you don't deserve strawberry.
1182
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:11,384
You only get yellow.
1183
01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:15,012
She's gone!
1184
01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:17,640
Wait, what?
1185
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,320
I thought we brought her in
too easily.
1186
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:31,404
She wanted to get caught.
1187
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:35,742
I don't get it.
Where would she even go?
1188
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,504
Well, this seemed inevitable.
1189
01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:56,763
Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.
1190
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,807
We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?
1191
01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,351
I don't know.
1192
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:03,937
You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,
1193
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,022
you know nothing about magic,
you're just...
1194
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,568
You're the wizard.
1195
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:11,653
- Thank you.
- Whatever.
1196
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,113
Now let's see if that
1197
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,823
girlfriend of yours can be trusted.
1198
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,091
Get back, get back. Get back, get back.
1199
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,138
Okay, I think
the coast is clear. Let's go home.
1200
01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:04,205
One moment.
1201
01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:06,291
Did you not see
what she was holding?
1202
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,793
It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.
1203
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:09,794
What's the big deal?
1204
01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:13,339
The golden apple.
From the tree of life.
1205
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:14,507
From the tree of life.
1206
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:17,010
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?
1207
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,431
- Billy!
- Billy. Gosh.
1208
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:25,643
Where are you going now?
1209
01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,694
Nope.
1210
01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:36,529
She's not in there.
1211
01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:38,573
Nope.
1212
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,074
No, no, no. That's a hard pass.
1213
01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:42,493
- That's a hard pass.
- Yo, Billy,
1214
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:43,596
you don't gotta worry
about that one.
1215
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,460
It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.
1216
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:47,624
Like an ancient Greek
1217
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,907
- labyrinth?
- Guys...
1218
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,210
Porta-potty.
1219
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:53,796
Mmm.
1220
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:04,015
Hespera.
1221
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:10,980
It's over, sisters.
1222
01:09:12,231 --> 01:09:14,651
Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.
1223
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:18,279
Or we plant it in their realm.
1224
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,908
But that would destroy
their world.
1225
01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:25,161
Just as they destroyed ours.
1226
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,663
You can't be serious.
1227
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:29,207
- Yes.
- No.
1228
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,833
No, that's not
what we agreed to.
1229
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,585
Anthea, you simpering bore.
1230
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,212
She's right, we've spent ages
1231
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:35,755
waiting for this moment.
1232
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,173
We have the seed.
1233
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,133
We have the staff and its powers.
1234
01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:40,577
We are not squandering it
1235
01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,428
for your personal satisfaction.
1236
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,181
No, I should go, not you.
1237
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,867
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
1238
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,035
The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly
1239
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:49,060
sing "sneak thief."
1240
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,978
But here's the deal.
1241
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,373
Your knees crack like crazy
when you walk.
1242
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:53,582
It's pathetic.
1243
01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:54,607
See?
1244
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,193
Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1245
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,445
Thank you.
What did you just call me?
1246
01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:02,740
Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1247
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:06,035
That's it. You nailed it.
1248
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:07,734
I'll see you on the other side.
1249
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,141
Even if we did, the tree of life
1250
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,542
would not thrive in their soil.
1251
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,962
It would despoil,
it would disfigure into something...
1252
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,380
Monstrous?
1253
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,090
That is what humans are.
1254
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,110
It is only fitting that we bring
1255
01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:22,719
our monsters to their world
1256
01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:25,221
and do to them as they did to us.
1257
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:30,977
We agreed to restore balance
1258
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,145
and vengeance has great
1259
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,188
measure of weight on those scales.
1260
01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:37,316
Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.
1261
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,735
- No, not all.
- All.
1262
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:41,237
Sister, I fear your rage
1263
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,480
has gotten the better of you.
1264
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:43,865
Why?
1265
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:46,492
Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,
1266
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,578
then pray to the gods
to absolve them.
1267
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:51,164
They actually pray for order and peace
1268
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:54,167
when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.
1269
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,794
Anthea, I want you to take the apple
1270
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,755
and plant it in our garden.
1271
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:01,483
Of course you turn to her.
1272
01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:03,217
Father would be ashamed
of both of you.
1273
01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:06,971
Where did that even come from?
1274
01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:10,516
- Hi!
- You favor her, hespera,
1275
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,018
and see how she betrays us.
1276
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:17,332
Deliver him to his proper fate, sister.
1277
01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,650
- No!
- Kill him!
1278
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,197
What is that?
1279
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:26,616
Great question. No idea.
1280
01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:28,785
But made you look.
1281
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,703
Billy!
1282
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,664
-Oh!
1283
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,000
Your crutch!
1284
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:38,795
Oh! Shazam!
1285
01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:39,879
- Yes!
- No!
1286
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,802
So, we have a lot to talk about.
1287
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,147
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1288
01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:01,859
You are not fit to wield it.
1289
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,110
More fit than you.
1290
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:05,029
You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.
1291
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:07,865
Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,
1292
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:10,409
but everyone here
has become weak.
1293
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,704
Ladon, world-eater,
1294
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:16,666
rise from the pit!
1295
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:26,843
Go, go, go!
1296
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,403
Captain everypower!
Where's he going?
1297
01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:29,427
What the...
1298
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:47,280
Victor?
1299
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,781
Victor, wake up.
1300
01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:52,201
Hello. Oh, god, woman. What?
1301
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:53,953
Dad. We gotta go!
1302
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,497
- We gotta get out of here.
- We have to go right now!
1303
01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:58,541
This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.
1304
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,060
That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.
1305
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,084
Just don't freak out.
1306
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,735
I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.
1307
01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:10,237
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,
1308
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:11,596
- and that's Freddy...
- It's me.
1309
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,139
That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,
1310
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,724
and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.
1311
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:18,120
Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?
1312
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,344
We have to tell 'em the truth.
1313
01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:21,981
- We're superheroes.
- I'm gay.
1314
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:23,982
Yeah, we know, bud.
1315
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:26,193
- You knew?
- Yeah.
1316
01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:29,363
- Yeah.
- Oh.
1317
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:31,449
- I'm the wizard.
- Oh, this is the wizard.
1318
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,968
He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."
1319
01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,911
Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.
1320
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:35,912
You gotta put on these clothes.
1321
01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,622
This is so weird.
1322
01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:38,706
Yep, yep.
1323
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:41,417
You guys are the Philly fiascoes?
1324
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,753
Okay. This is in no way
1325
01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,230
an acknowledgement
of that stupid nickname
1326
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,065
but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?
1327
01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,050
We have to go.
The dragon is here!
1328
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:50,842
Dragon?
1329
01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,983
You okay?
1330
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,007
Okay.
1331
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,719
I know this is a lot to take in,
1332
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,763
but I promise to explain it all later.
1333
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:36,764
Explain what?
1334
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,034
That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods
1335
01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:40,869
that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?
1336
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,104
- Yeah.
- Wait, you bought the house?
1337
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,522
Yeah.
1338
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:52,965
Run! Go!
1339
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:02,581
Oh, no.
1340
01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:06,335
Get down.
1341
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,045
Okay, that's it!
1342
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:12,216
Again?
1343
01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:14,885
Freddy!
1344
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,349
Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?
1345
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,157
Come on, we're good. We're good.
1346
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,840
We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.
1347
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,104
No.
1348
01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:48,771
Hey. Are you okay?
1349
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,480
You okay?
1350
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:52,982
All right.
1351
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,570
Now, where is this dragon?
1352
01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:26,100
Fitting place for a garden.
1353
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,118
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1354
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,965
Go! Let's go, let's go!
1355
01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:10,472
Oh, god, I'm slipping! Slipping!
1356
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:13,600
My shoe!
1357
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:34,913
Holy moly.
1358
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,145
You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,
1359
01:20:58,228 --> 01:21:00,856
but it is the least
of our problems right now.
1360
01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:05,652
Your world will not
survive this.
1361
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:06,820
Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1362
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,030
He's right.
1363
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:10,199
Anne!
1364
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,369
- Are you okay? Are you hurt?
- I'm okay, I'm fine.
1365
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,163
In the god realm, this tree
1366
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,291
is a thing of beauty.
1367
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,584
Of peace.
1368
01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:23,337
It was not meant
for the soil of this realm
1369
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,899
and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.
1370
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,092
Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...
1371
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:29,593
I must try to sway hespera.
1372
01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,221
Only she can subdue our sister.
1373
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:34,264
I will give it my all, or die trying.
1374
01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:35,682
Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1375
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,486
we can come up
with an alternative to dying.
1376
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:39,520
My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.
1377
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:41,355
I've lived a long life.
1378
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:42,582
What are you talking about,
"lived a long life?"
1379
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:43,958
We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.
1380
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,235
I'm over 6,000 years old.
1381
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,736
Oh?
1382
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:50,239
You look great.
1383
01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:58,414
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1384
01:21:58,914 --> 01:21:59,915
Yeah.
1385
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:10,134
We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!
1386
01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:11,885
We have to figure something out.
1387
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:14,178
Take my powers back.
1388
01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:15,681
- No, Billy!
- No, no, no.
1389
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:16,765
Hey, take my powers back.
1390
01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:18,576
You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?
1391
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,936
I am no longer the champion.
You are!
1392
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:22,247
You think I know how to fix this, dude,
1393
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:23,564
but I really don't, okay?
1394
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:26,233
I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.
1395
01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:27,961
I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,
1396
01:22:27,985 --> 01:22:29,403
which means you know what to do.
1397
01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:30,487
And you were right.
1398
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,240
You picked the wrong champion, man.
1399
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,677
I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?
1400
01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:37,703
Because without my family,
I'm nothing.
1401
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,958
And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.
1402
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:44,459
No.
1403
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:46,170
You don't have a shred of wisdom
1404
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:47,713
in that brain of yours.
1405
01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,716
But your heart is wise.
1406
01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:53,760
And it knows exactly
what must be done.
1407
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:58,432
I spent millennia searching
for a worthy champion
1408
01:23:00,350 --> 01:23:02,269
and no one was worthy
of what I once shared
1409
01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:04,229
with my brothers and sisters.
1410
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,648
But when you shared your powers,
1411
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,318
you did not hesitate.
1412
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:11,778
For you, everyone can be worthy
1413
01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,280
if given a chance.
1414
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:16,033
Now, go fight for your family.
1415
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,285
Go fight for the world.
1416
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:21,371
I chose right when I chose you.
1417
01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:26,210
Billy?
1418
01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:28,045
Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?
1419
01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,606
Same thing we always do, Freddy.
Save the god...
1420
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,757
Darn world.
1421
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,026
Now, I'm gonna go get that staff
1422
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,718
and I need you to lure
these things away
1423
01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:37,387
from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?
1424
01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:39,473
Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
1425
01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:41,725
Can I just see you, before you go?
1426
01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:43,310
Not this version.
1427
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,729
You... you.
1428
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:47,146
My Billy.
1429
01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:54,195
Shazam!
1430
01:23:56,448 --> 01:23:58,648
Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?
1431
01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:03,162
Hey.
1432
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,089
I promise after this
1433
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:14,007
if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,
1434
01:24:15,634 --> 01:24:17,302
I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.
1435
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,721
- Okay?
- What?
1436
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:21,515
I know I age out soon.
1437
01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:23,684
Billy.
1438
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:27,980
My wonderful, kind, brave, son.
1439
01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:30,315
You will never age out of your home.
1440
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:33,235
Neven
1441
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:38,824
now, do me a favor
1442
01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:42,286
and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,
1443
01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:44,913
go kick their ass, okay?
1444
01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:47,207
I love you, mom.
1445
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:49,793
Me too.
1446
01:24:51,712 --> 01:24:53,714
Shazam!
1447
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:00,804
That's gonna take
some getting used to.
1448
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:03,098
Everybody to the battle wagon!
1449
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,600
The battle wagon?
1450
01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,618
Trying to get into the spirit of things.
1451
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,748
Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?
1452
01:25:27,831 --> 01:25:28,832
I do.
1453
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,376
And what I see is just.
1454
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,919
Hespera, look at this tree.
1455
01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:35,130
It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.
1456
01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,466
We made a vow
to restore our realm,
1457
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:38,717
not destroy another.
1458
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,927
A god has answered
their prayers at last.
1459
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:43,305
They did not know their place,
1460
01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:44,848
so I am showing it to them.
1461
01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:48,477
Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.
1462
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,604
No. I'm putting an end to this.
1463
01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:01,406
Hespera.
1464
01:26:08,955 --> 01:26:10,123
Hespera.
1465
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:14,461
If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,
1466
01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:16,838
then perhaps you should
be human.
1467
01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:14,813
Help, somebody!
1468
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,690
Somebody help!
1469
01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:17,899
Somebody help!
1470
01:27:30,203 --> 01:27:31,806
Okay, now what?
There are only so many minotaurs
1471
01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:32,990
I can run over with this Van.
1472
01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:38,587
Hey, Steve.
1473
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:41,798
What are monsters afraid of?
1474
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:46,636
"The king of beasts."
1475
01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:47,804
Lions?
1476
01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:48,972
Unicorns.
1477
01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:51,183
Really? I love unicorns.
1478
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,101
Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.
1479
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,270
Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1480
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,189
What?
1481
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:01,818
- Oh, my...
- Ah!
1482
01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:03,403
I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
1483
01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:05,447
The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature
1484
01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:06,698
of its realm.
1485
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:07,824
Ruthless and cruel,
1486
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:09,576
not like the ponies
from your storybooks.
1487
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,119
They loathe humanity.
1488
01:28:11,203 --> 01:28:12,871
Is there anything they do like?
1489
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:16,416
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1490
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,019
Ambrosia. It's like
the nectar of the gods.
1491
01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:19,523
It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.
1492
01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:20,921
I have an idea.
1493
01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,547
Go, go! Quick, quick.
1494
01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:25,258
Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.
1495
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:27,301
Kids?
1496
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:33,350
- Let's go.
- Come on, let's go!
1497
01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:35,518
Wizard?
1498
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:36,894
I'm going with them.
1499
01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:38,647
Freddy?
1500
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:42,066
Anne?
1501
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,610
Anne!
1502
01:28:44,945 --> 01:28:45,945
Anne!
1503
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,535
I am not entirely sure
how to parent here.
1504
01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:00,794
Hey! Khaleesi!
1505
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:17,143
Whoo! That was really satisfying.
1506
01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:18,228
How was that for you?
1507
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,330
Yeah.
1508
01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:39,374
We love you, thundercrack.
1509
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,001
You're the best, captain marvel.
1510
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:43,378
- Yeah, go, high voltage!
- Oh, wassup, bro?
1511
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,006
It's maximum voltage actually,
amongst other names.
1512
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:47,689
We're still kinda workshopping it, so...
1513
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,183
You thought you were invulnerable.
1514
01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,476
But, no.
1515
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:00,770
Magical fire.
1516
01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:02,689
Magic can kill magic.
1517
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:04,524
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"magic kills magic."
1518
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:05,734
Way ahead of you, lady.
1519
01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:07,169
I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seen
1520
01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:08,361
my suit burn like this.
1521
01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:11,156
Also, nobody messes with my town!
1522
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,991
Know what I'm saying?
1523
01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:15,118
I defeated my traitor sister.
1524
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:18,538
You think I won't destroy you?
1525
01:31:05,919 --> 01:31:07,128
The staff is absorbing it all.
1526
01:31:08,129 --> 01:31:09,130
Like a battery.
1527
01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:16,721
That's right.
1528
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:18,264
Run!
1529
01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:20,141
This is a terrible idea.
1530
01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:22,811
You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.
1531
01:31:26,189 --> 01:31:27,232
Oh, no.
1532
01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:58,054
- Hello.
- No.
1533
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,018
It's okay. Come here.
1534
01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:08,898
Darla...
1535
01:32:08,982 --> 01:32:11,359
It's okay. Good girl.
1536
01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:20,744
- Whoa, watch out!
- Whoa!
1537
01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:23,204
Dada!
1538
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,519
Taste the rainbow.
1539
01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:49,981
Good, isn't it?
1540
01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:52,067
It's the closest to ambrosia we have.
1541
01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:18,218
Good girl.
1542
01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:26,266
Whoa!
1543
01:33:35,693 --> 01:33:36,933
We're gonna need more skittles.
1544
01:34:14,023 --> 01:34:15,400
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1545
01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:37,672
No, no, no.
1546
01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:39,048
Lady, lady, you can't die!
1547
01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:41,176
Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.
1548
01:34:41,259 --> 01:34:44,679
Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1549
01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:53,855
Clear?
1550
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:56,900
Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!
1551
01:34:56,983 --> 01:34:58,026
Stop! Stop!
1552
01:34:58,109 --> 01:35:00,862
Let me go to the undennorld
in peace, please.
1553
01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:03,823
Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, listen to me, okay?
1554
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,283
I don't want anyone else to die.
1555
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:06,760
Not my family, not anthea,
notanyone,
1556
01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:08,203
and we can save them.
1557
01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:09,638
This all came from the tree, right?
1558
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,289
I think I might know a way to destroy
1559
01:35:11,372 --> 01:35:12,725
the tree and the dragon all in one.
1560
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:16,211
Ladon's powers are too great, boy.
1561
01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,129
Well, not if I can overload the staff
1562
01:35:18,213 --> 01:35:20,173
- with enough lightning.
- A bomb?
1563
01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:22,735
Is that enough to kill the dragon?
1564
01:35:22,759 --> 01:35:23,759
And more.
1565
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:27,096
You would annihilate
1566
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:29,307
everything that's inside
the dome.
1567
01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:32,644
Well, then I have one more favor to ask.
1568
01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:37,607
Let's go, let's go. Let's go.
1569
01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:38,775
There's shelter ahead.
1570
01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:41,152
There's shelter ahead. Let's go.
1571
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,238
Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.
1572
01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,114
Let's go, let's go.
1573
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:48,326
Keep going. Keep going!
1574
01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:49,702
Anne!
1575
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:50,912
Anne!
1576
01:35:51,829 --> 01:35:52,830
Anne!
1577
01:36:01,047 --> 01:36:02,173
Go. Run.
1578
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:04,550
Watch that rear.
1579
01:36:17,146 --> 01:36:18,564
Go, go, go!
1580
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:27,907
Back away!
1581
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:30,493
Run, run, run!
1582
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:40,712
Anne!
1583
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:41,796
Ladon,
1584
01:36:42,839 --> 01:36:43,840
kill the traitor.
1585
01:37:16,789 --> 01:37:18,166
Impossible.
1586
01:37:18,249 --> 01:37:19,667
Bow him!
1587
01:37:33,681 --> 01:37:35,475
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1588
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:37,727
What is a god without her power?
1589
01:37:38,227 --> 01:37:40,063
The most powerful thing
about you
1590
01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:41,314
is you.
1591
01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:42,398
You taught me that.
1592
01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:52,617
Kill them!
1593
01:38:11,094 --> 01:38:12,387
Boom!
1594
01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:14,889
That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.
1595
01:38:17,433 --> 01:38:18,473
Assuming that you are one.
1596
01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:20,478
I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,
1597
01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:22,897
but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flex
1598
01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:24,982
and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.
1599
01:38:26,526 --> 01:38:27,652
Freddy, anthea, don't!
1600
01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:33,032
Ah, made you look!
1601
01:38:33,116 --> 01:38:34,450
Oh, lady, that's twice.
1602
01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:36,744
And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.
1603
01:38:38,496 --> 01:38:40,331
You want the staff? Come get it.
1604
01:39:15,366 --> 01:39:16,784
Now, hespera.
1605
01:39:19,495 --> 01:39:20,705
Now, hespera.
1606
01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:25,293
Now. Now.
1607
01:40:26,062 --> 01:40:27,522
No.
1608
01:40:27,605 --> 01:40:29,232
No! No!
1609
01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:54,549
Remove the dome.
1610
01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:56,634
As long as I still breathe,
1611
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,345
the dome still stands.
1612
01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:04,058
Till I see you
on the other side, sister.
1613
01:41:47,685 --> 01:41:48,685
Billy!
1614
01:41:49,145 --> 01:41:50,872
- Get out of there.
- I can't.
1615
01:41:50,896 --> 01:41:52,064
Billy.
1616
01:41:52,148 --> 01:41:53,566
I have to do this.
1617
01:41:56,068 --> 01:41:57,428
Billy, what are you doing?
1618
01:41:57,486 --> 01:41:58,714
You're not supposed
to be in there.
1619
01:41:58,738 --> 01:42:00,740
Yeah, I am.
1620
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:03,927
I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,
1621
01:42:03,951 --> 01:42:05,536
that I didn't deserve my powers,
1622
01:42:07,496 --> 01:42:08,936
but there's something that I can do.
1623
01:42:09,165 --> 01:42:10,165
No.
1624
01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:12,251
I can save all of you.
1625
01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:14,420
But it's all or none!
1626
01:42:14,503 --> 01:42:15,630
Yeah.
1627
01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:17,953
All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.
1628
01:42:21,218 --> 01:42:23,058
Freddy, I've never had a family.
You know that.
1629
01:42:24,013 --> 01:42:25,949
Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.
1630
01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:27,683
My mom, my dad, everyone.
1631
01:42:29,268 --> 01:42:30,908
So when I found you guys,
I had to hang on
1632
01:42:30,978 --> 01:42:32,338
and I've been hanging on
too tight.
1633
01:42:33,606 --> 01:42:35,191
I should have let you
do your own thing.
1634
01:42:37,068 --> 01:42:38,277
Now it's time for you to fly.
1635
01:42:39,278 --> 01:42:40,278
What about you?
1636
01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:46,952
I'm captain everypower junior.
1637
01:42:49,372 --> 01:42:50,581
Don't you forget it.
1638
01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,136
We end this now.
1639
01:43:45,511 --> 01:43:47,680
Yeah. We do.
1640
01:43:58,691 --> 01:43:59,692
Come on, Billy.
1641
01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:29,513
He's got this. We got this.
1642
01:44:29,597 --> 01:44:31,515
He's got this. He's got this.
1643
01:44:31,599 --> 01:44:32,600
Billy.
1644
01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:38,189
Fly.
1645
01:44:50,701 --> 01:44:51,702
Billy.
1646
01:44:52,703 --> 01:44:54,288
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!
1647
01:45:01,629 --> 01:45:03,464
No!
1648
01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:47,173
Whoa!
1649
01:46:54,408 --> 01:46:56,201
Shazam!
1650
01:47:13,886 --> 01:47:14,886
Billy.
1651
01:47:15,804 --> 01:47:17,806
A true god,
1652
01:47:17,890 --> 01:47:19,058
after all.
1653
01:48:12,277 --> 01:48:13,278
He did it.
1654
01:48:21,245 --> 01:48:22,246
We must go.
1655
01:48:29,753 --> 01:48:30,753
Billy?
1656
01:48:31,338 --> 01:48:32,338
Billy?
1657
01:48:33,590 --> 01:48:34,591
Billy!
1658
01:48:36,385 --> 01:48:37,428
Billy!
1659
01:48:39,096 --> 01:48:40,931
Billy. Where are you?
1660
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:42,641
Billy!
1661
01:48:44,727 --> 01:48:45,727
Billy?
1662
01:48:49,690 --> 01:48:51,525
Billy! Billy.
1663
01:48:54,319 --> 01:48:55,319
Billy!
1664
01:48:55,362 --> 01:48:56,363
Billy!
1665
01:48:57,614 --> 01:48:58,824
Billy!
1666
01:48:58,907 --> 01:49:00,200
Dude, wake up. You did it.
1667
01:49:02,911 --> 01:49:04,663
Okay. You're supposed to wake up.
1668
01:49:04,747 --> 01:49:05,974
It's the part where
you're supposed to wake up,
1669
01:49:05,998 --> 01:49:07,517
you're supposed to
open your eyes and laugh,
1670
01:49:07,541 --> 01:49:10,753
and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.
1671
01:49:12,129 --> 01:49:13,630
Dude. Joke's over, man.
1672
01:49:14,673 --> 01:49:15,674
Billy!
1673
01:49:17,718 --> 01:49:19,720
Billy. Billy, come on.
1674
01:49:22,389 --> 01:49:23,682
Freddy.
1675
01:49:26,852 --> 01:49:28,187
What did you do?
1676
01:49:30,689 --> 01:49:31,565
Wake up, Billy.
1677
01:49:31,648 --> 01:49:33,442
- Billy?
- He's over here!
1678
01:49:36,487 --> 01:49:37,488
Billy.
1679
01:49:39,156 --> 01:49:41,366
You asshole!
1680
01:49:42,701 --> 01:49:44,703
We're a team! We're a team!
1681
01:49:46,121 --> 01:49:47,122
Oh, Billy.
1682
01:49:48,540 --> 01:49:49,540
Billy.
1683
01:49:49,875 --> 01:49:51,877
Oh, my baby. No.
1684
01:49:56,632 --> 01:49:57,841
He was a hero.
1685
01:49:59,718 --> 01:50:01,553
He was a hero and a god.
1686
01:50:02,346 --> 01:50:04,348
And he should be laid
to rest like one.
1687
01:50:08,811 --> 01:50:09,978
Hey, pal.
1688
01:51:18,422 --> 01:51:19,840
Will this land ever come back?
1689
01:51:21,383 --> 01:51:23,093
The staff is drained of magic.
1690
01:51:23,969 --> 01:51:27,014
Only the spark of a god
can restore its power
1691
01:51:27,890 --> 01:51:29,308
and there are no gods left.
1692
01:51:30,893 --> 01:51:32,102
There is one.
1693
01:51:50,913 --> 01:51:51,914
What?
1694
01:52:28,242 --> 01:52:29,534
Whoa.
1695
01:52:49,012 --> 01:52:50,639
Whoa.
1696
01:53:19,668 --> 01:53:20,668
It's a zombie!
1697
01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:23,964
Guys!
1698
01:53:24,881 --> 01:53:26,091
What the hell?
1699
01:53:26,174 --> 01:53:27,384
You buried me?
1700
01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:30,304
In what, like, two minutes?
1701
01:53:30,721 --> 01:53:31,722
Oh, Billy!
1702
01:53:33,557 --> 01:53:34,474
Hey.
1703
01:53:34,558 --> 01:53:36,935
Oh, man. I missed you guys.
1704
01:53:39,896 --> 01:53:40,896
Hi. Hey.
1705
01:53:42,774 --> 01:53:44,192
Oh, my god. Hi.
1706
01:53:44,276 --> 01:53:45,861
Why didn't anybody tell...
1707
01:53:45,944 --> 01:53:47,946
Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...
1708
01:53:48,030 --> 01:53:50,198
I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...
1709
01:53:50,991 --> 01:53:52,200
I was dead at the time.
1710
01:53:53,201 --> 01:53:54,369
So, you, uh...
1711
01:53:55,412 --> 01:53:56,621
You got my bird letter?
1712
01:53:57,914 --> 01:53:58,915
Oh, I, uh...
1713
01:54:01,001 --> 01:54:02,294
I think you've got something...
1714
01:54:04,046 --> 01:54:05,046
On my...
1715
01:54:05,422 --> 01:54:06,840
Where... oh.
1716
01:54:07,507 --> 01:54:08,507
What?
1717
01:54:09,509 --> 01:54:10,510
That's a spider.
1718
01:54:10,594 --> 01:54:11,970
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
1719
01:54:12,054 --> 01:54:14,514
Also,
That's really embarrassing.
1720
01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:15,682
Yes, it is.
1721
01:54:15,766 --> 01:54:17,559
But it was an amazing thing you did.
1722
01:54:18,393 --> 01:54:19,811
The sacrifice you made.
1723
01:54:20,395 --> 01:54:22,022
You brought this world
back to life.
1724
01:54:23,398 --> 01:54:25,359
Maybe this time, gods and humans
1725
01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:26,777
can learn to live in peace.
1726
01:54:27,444 --> 01:54:28,444
Yeah.
1727
01:54:29,613 --> 01:54:31,615
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
1728
01:54:33,992 --> 01:54:35,410
Be well, Billy batson.
1729
01:54:37,704 --> 01:54:40,374
Hey, you know, just because
your father's power
1730
01:54:40,457 --> 01:54:41,541
is surging through me,
1731
01:54:41,625 --> 01:54:44,086
that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,
1732
01:54:44,169 --> 01:54:45,379
and I'm gonna be 18
1733
01:54:45,462 --> 01:54:47,182
in, like, five months, so...
1734
01:54:47,547 --> 01:54:49,674
Stick to saving the world, kid.
1735
01:54:49,758 --> 01:54:51,635
Yeah, you know, like,
that's... okay, cool.
1736
01:54:51,718 --> 01:54:53,011
See ya.
1737
01:54:53,428 --> 01:54:55,138
What's with our boys
and older women?
1738
01:54:57,974 --> 01:54:58,974
Hey.
1739
01:54:59,893 --> 01:55:01,013
Who wants their powers back?
1740
01:55:03,397 --> 01:55:04,397
We can do that, right?
1741
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:06,483
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay, good.
1742
01:55:06,566 --> 01:55:07,566
Good, good, good.
1743
01:55:07,609 --> 01:55:09,611
I'd like our house back.
1744
01:55:09,694 --> 01:55:11,113
Can we do that?
1745
01:55:12,781 --> 01:55:14,783
- Dinner!
- Coming.
1746
01:55:14,866 --> 01:55:17,035
Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.
1747
01:55:21,790 --> 01:55:22,833
Anthea.
1748
01:55:22,916 --> 01:55:24,227
Have you decided what
you're gonna do
1749
01:55:24,251 --> 01:55:26,753
about that god realm of yours?
1750
01:55:26,837 --> 01:55:28,088
Well, actually I'm gonna take
1751
01:55:28,171 --> 01:55:29,464
some time off while it heals.
1752
01:55:29,548 --> 01:55:31,133
Spend some time
with the common folk.
1753
01:55:31,716 --> 01:55:33,135
Learn some about your world,
1754
01:55:33,218 --> 01:55:35,679
about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.
1755
01:55:35,762 --> 01:55:37,389
Number one sign of wisdom:
1756
01:55:37,472 --> 01:55:39,182
Admitting there's always
more to learn.
1757
01:55:39,266 --> 01:55:40,642
I'm coming around to it.
1758
01:55:42,602 --> 01:55:43,602
I got it.
1759
01:55:48,191 --> 01:55:49,192
Whoa.
1760
01:55:49,860 --> 01:55:51,319
Uh, guys?
1761
01:55:52,112 --> 01:55:53,113
Guys!
1762
01:56:00,662 --> 01:56:01,788
It's the wizard.
1763
01:56:03,415 --> 01:56:05,500
- Oh, my god!
- No way!
1764
01:56:05,584 --> 01:56:07,002
- Yes.
- Look at this guy!
1765
01:56:07,085 --> 01:56:08,420
Look at him, he's so handsome.
1766
01:56:08,837 --> 01:56:10,046
You pimpin' now, what is this?
1767
01:56:10,130 --> 01:56:11,774
- You look amazing.
- You look great!
1768
01:56:11,798 --> 01:56:13,025
Well, I was in the neighborhood
1769
01:56:13,049 --> 01:56:15,552
and, um, I just wanted
to express my gratitude
1770
01:56:15,635 --> 01:56:18,096
before I go.
1771
01:56:18,180 --> 01:56:21,641
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.
1772
01:56:22,476 --> 01:56:23,916
Not everything.
1773
01:56:26,771 --> 01:56:28,398
You were just in the neighborhood?
1774
01:56:28,482 --> 01:56:30,692
Okay, I came for the staff.
1775
01:56:30,775 --> 01:56:32,736
Perhaps I will hold onto it for now.
1776
01:56:32,819 --> 01:56:36,781
I also wanted to see
your faces one last time
1777
01:56:36,865 --> 01:56:38,492
before I turn into a pile ofash.
1778
01:56:38,575 --> 01:56:39,910
- Wait, what?
- No!
1779
01:56:39,993 --> 01:56:42,162
I am making a joke.
I have an uber waiting.
1780
01:56:42,245 --> 01:56:43,538
And besides...
1781
01:56:43,622 --> 01:56:46,625
I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.
1782
01:56:46,958 --> 01:56:48,668
It's time to see your world.
1783
01:56:49,044 --> 01:56:50,045
It's been an honor,
1784
01:56:50,879 --> 01:56:52,797
a privilege, watching you all soar.
1785
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:54,609
You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.
1786
01:56:54,633 --> 01:56:55,717
Thank you, Jeff.
1787
01:56:56,426 --> 01:56:57,928
It never ends.
1788
01:56:59,346 --> 01:57:00,347
Also,
1789
01:57:01,765 --> 01:57:03,391
what's my superhero name?
1790
01:57:05,894 --> 01:57:08,313
Your name is
1791
01:57:09,272 --> 01:57:10,273
shazam.
1792
01:57:11,399 --> 01:57:12,399
- Of course.
- Yeah.
1793
01:57:16,029 --> 01:57:17,656
I still think we can beat it.
1794
01:59:57,607 --> 01:59:59,234
My feet hurt. How much further?
1795
01:59:59,317 --> 02:00:00,402
About ten seconds less
1796
02:00:00,485 --> 02:00:02,028
than the last time you asked me.
1797
02:00:02,112 --> 02:00:03,697
I'm sorry, I just feel
like we could
1798
02:00:03,780 --> 02:00:05,007
have parked a little bit closer.
1799
02:00:05,031 --> 02:00:06,175
He doesn't know we're coming,
1800
02:00:06,199 --> 02:00:07,534
and I didn't want to spook him.
1801
02:00:07,617 --> 02:00:09,994
"Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.
1802
02:00:10,078 --> 02:00:11,079
All right, let's go.
1803
02:00:11,496 --> 02:00:13,540
And then you can tell waller
that even though
1804
02:00:13,623 --> 02:00:15,863
she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,
1805
02:00:15,917 --> 02:00:17,460
we never actually met him
1806
02:00:17,544 --> 02:00:19,838
because you wore
shitty walking shoes.
1807
02:00:19,921 --> 02:00:21,840
Okay, first of all,
they're boots,
1808
02:00:21,923 --> 02:00:23,550
and they're not shitty,
they're new.
1809
02:00:23,633 --> 02:00:24,819
I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet.
1810
02:00:24,843 --> 02:00:25,844
Shut up.
1811
02:00:26,845 --> 02:00:29,389
Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,
1812
02:00:29,472 --> 02:00:30,890
but a little immature.
1813
02:00:31,683 --> 02:00:32,684
Oh, great.
1814
02:00:33,643 --> 02:00:36,187
Whoo!
1815
02:00:45,113 --> 02:00:46,573
- Billy batson.
- Yeah?
1816
02:00:46,656 --> 02:00:47,741
I mean, no.
1817
02:00:48,491 --> 02:00:50,160
I've never heard that name in my life.
1818
02:00:50,243 --> 02:00:51,554
I don't know who
you're talking about.
1819
02:00:51,578 --> 02:00:53,204
But I'd like to meet that person
1820
02:00:53,288 --> 02:00:54,914
'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.
1821
02:00:54,998 --> 02:00:57,834
And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,
1822
02:00:57,917 --> 02:00:59,169
but like in a dangerous way.
1823
02:00:59,252 --> 02:01:01,171
What the hell
are you talking about?
1824
02:01:01,254 --> 02:01:02,839
Relax. We know who you are.
1825
02:01:03,798 --> 02:01:05,675
- How?
- Don't worry about that.
1826
02:01:06,676 --> 02:01:07,761
Who are you guys?
1827
02:01:07,844 --> 02:01:09,137
Don't worry about that either.
1828
02:01:09,220 --> 02:01:10,847
Look, we've seen what you can do.
1829
02:01:10,930 --> 02:01:12,682
And we're here
to make you an offer.
1830
02:01:12,766 --> 02:01:13,806
How would you like to join
1831
02:01:13,850 --> 02:01:14,851
- the justice...
- Yes!
1832
02:01:15,185 --> 02:01:16,352
A thousand times yes!
1833
02:01:16,436 --> 02:01:18,313
Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!
1834
02:01:19,230 --> 02:01:20,458
Well, I mean, not this exactly.
1835
02:01:20,482 --> 02:01:21,667
Like, normally,
it's wonder woman
1836
02:01:21,691 --> 02:01:22,691
in the dream, but...
1837
02:01:22,734 --> 02:01:24,277
-Huh?
1838
02:01:24,360 --> 02:01:25,779
Well, that was easy.
1839
02:01:26,571 --> 02:01:27,906
Welcome to the justice society.
1840
02:01:27,989 --> 02:01:29,991
Yeah! Aweso... wait, what?
1841
02:01:30,074 --> 02:01:31,284
The justice society?
1842
02:01:31,367 --> 02:01:32,803
Is that different
than the justice league?
1843
02:01:32,827 --> 02:01:34,704
Yes. The justice society
1844
02:01:34,788 --> 02:01:36,015
is different
than the justice league
1845
02:01:36,039 --> 02:01:37,749
because of how words work.
1846
02:01:37,832 --> 02:01:39,709
I just want to be
in the wonder woman group.
1847
02:01:39,793 --> 02:01:42,003
- So, that's you guys, right?
- No.
1848
02:01:42,086 --> 02:01:44,130
Why are you so obsessed
with wonder woman, dude?
1849
02:01:44,214 --> 02:01:45,214
He's joking, right?
1850
02:01:46,132 --> 02:01:48,843
- No?
- Okay. I'm out.
1851
02:01:49,427 --> 02:01:51,346
I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.
1852
02:01:51,429 --> 02:01:53,389
Can you drive by and get me?
1853
02:01:53,473 --> 02:01:55,975
Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.
1854
02:01:56,059 --> 02:01:57,328
It's pretty confusing
that there are
1855
02:01:57,352 --> 02:01:59,229
two separate groups
of superheroes
1856
02:01:59,312 --> 02:02:00,563
that are totally unaffiliated,
1857
02:02:00,647 --> 02:02:02,565
but both have "justice"
in their name, you know.
1858
02:02:02,649 --> 02:02:03,834
Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing
1859
02:02:03,858 --> 02:02:04,943
a rebranding of sorts?
1860
02:02:05,026 --> 02:02:08,196
'Cause just a quick search
on thesaurus. Com,
1861
02:02:08,279 --> 02:02:09,739
you got so many options, man.
1862
02:02:09,823 --> 02:02:11,991
Like, "authority society." Eh?
1863
02:02:12,826 --> 02:02:14,911
Uh, uh, "code society."
That's stupid.
1864
02:02:14,994 --> 02:02:16,162
These are, like, legal terms.
1865
02:02:16,246 --> 02:02:19,249
"The avenger society."
1866
02:02:20,834 --> 02:02:22,335
I like that, for some reason.
1867
02:08:58,147 --> 02:09:01,776
Well, well, doctor.
We meet again.
1868
02:09:01,859 --> 02:09:03,653
Where in the hell have you been?!
1869
02:09:03,736 --> 02:09:06,781
To implement
the perfect plan, doctor,
1870
02:09:06,864 --> 02:09:09,116
one must have Patience.
1871
02:09:09,200 --> 02:09:10,451
What are you talking about?
1872
02:09:12,495 --> 02:09:14,330
It's been two goddamn years!
1873
02:09:14,413 --> 02:09:19,168
Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?
1874
02:09:19,252 --> 02:09:20,753
A meaningless measure.
1875
02:09:20,836 --> 02:09:23,381
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
1876
02:09:23,464 --> 02:09:26,592
I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunatics
1877
02:09:26,676 --> 02:09:28,803
waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,
1878
02:09:28,886 --> 02:09:31,097
vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?
1879
02:09:31,180 --> 02:09:33,808
It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?
1880
02:09:33,891 --> 02:09:36,894
I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,
1881
02:09:36,978 --> 02:09:40,106
I just slither around endlessly.
1882
02:09:40,189 --> 02:09:42,316
But not for long.
1883
02:09:45,528 --> 02:09:47,613
Tell me everything.
1884
02:09:48,739 --> 02:09:50,491
Just one more thing
I need to do.
1885
02:09:50,574 --> 02:09:52,994
What? No!
1886
02:09:54,495 --> 02:09:56,038
Oh, goddamn it!
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