All language subtitles for Sanford & Son s06e12 Carol

Really can't stay, cause baby is cold
inside.

I got you, darling.

Sit

down,

son. Have some lunch. All right.

I'll get it, son.

Come in!

Hello!

Hi, Mark.

Oh, hiya, Grady. Hi, Fred.

Hey, Grady. I just ran into your
mailman.

And I dig his truck and run over S's
face.

He gave me this package to give to you.
Oh, thanks, Grady.

I didn't hear anybody invite me to sit
down and eat.

Shh!

Postmark here is from Buffalo.

It must be a bill.

A Buffalo bill.

A Buffalo bill. You didn't give me that.

Huh?

That's really beautiful.

What is it? What does it look like?

Oh, you know, that looks just like one
of those... I mean, it's...

Exactly like what? I give up. What is
it?

It's one of Jimmy Carter's fillings.

Well, whatever it is, at least you can't
say you already have one.

What a dumb thing to say to somebody.

No wonder they didn't put a return
address on the package.

What do you do with a silver ball?

Play catch in Beverly Hills.

Let me take a look at this, Pop.

Hey, this is sterling silver.

This might be dumb and ugly, but it's
worth $300 or $400.

What? You two have no class.

Don't you know a thing of beauty when
you see it?

I want to know who it's from.

I don't know anybody in Buffalo.

Hey, wait a minute. I think there's a
note in there. Yeah, there it is.

a note attached.

Well, read it. I don't have my glasses.

I don't think I should, Pop. It's marked
personal. Oh, I'll read it.

Go ahead. Read it, Lamont.

Okay.

My dear, dear Freddy.

My dear, dear Freddy.

I feel a tear coming in my eye.

Now move it over and make room for my
fist.

I hope you enjoy this little gift.

The minute I saw it, I was reminded of
old times.

I promise never to forget you, Freddy,
and I have it.

I'll be arriving in Los Angeles on
Tuesday afternoon, and I must see you.

Yours, Carol.

Oh, wow, Fred. It's from yours, Carol.

Hey, Pop, who's Carol?

I don't know. I never met a girl.

Well, she sounds like she knows you,
Fred.

Come on, Freddy. Who is she?

I used to be acquainted with a girl
named Cheryl, who was terrific.

Now, if you want to hear about her, okay
then. See, we were all alone one night.

We don't want to hear about Cheryl.

We don't want to hear about Cheryl.
Fred, here we are.

I'm coming.

I was dressed up for.

Oh, I'm not dressed up. I just happened
to be in the neighborhood, and I thought

I'd stop by to see how you were.

Since when did fools start making house
calls?

Is Carol here yet?

Knowing by the time she is, I lay you
five against two, you're gone.

These five against them two.

Oh, now, come on, Fred. Now, I know that
you didn't want to talk in front of

Lamont, but...

You and Carol were really lovers,
weren't you?

Grady, I'm going to tell you one more
time, I don't remember her.

Hey, Pop, Carol's here.

Where? Outside the pan of cabs. Listen,
son, is she breathtaking?

You could say that.

Well, look here, when she knocks on the
door, you open it, and that'll give me a

chance to look at her, and once I see
her, I'll know if I recognize her.

I doubt it, Pop, but okay.

Carol. Carol.

Carol. Carol.

Carol.

Carol. Carol.

No wonder you wanted to keep Carol a
secret.

Introduce me to your friend. Oh, that's
right. You never met my son, did you,

Lamont? Meet Carol. Hello, Carol. This
is my friend, Grady. Meet Grady, Carol.

Carol who, Fred?

Carol who?

Did you hear that? Carol who? Like,
like, he must think you changed your

No, it's still Rhodes.

You see, it's still Rhodes. Now, just
shake hands, Grady, and shut up.

Now, have a seat.

Freddie, were you surprised to hear from
me?

Well, I certainly would. And thanks for
the wonderful gift. It was very, very

round. I knew you'd understand.

Your father and me go back a lot of
years.

A lot of years.

Freddy, I had a long trip, you know.

Do you mind if I freshen up? No, no, the
bathroom's upstairs first door on the

left. A lot of soap.

A lot of...

Friend, you don't know how I'll feel to
see you again.

Yes, and words escape me, too.

Oh, it's so nice to see old friends get
together again.

I still don't know who he is.

Yeah, but you're making progress, Fred.
At least now we know that you and Carol

will never love us.

Don't we, Fred?

If you don't know this guy, Carol, why
don't you just come right out and say

Because he's a friend of mine, dummy, an
old friend. If he can spend money on

presents like that and take cabs, he's a
rich old friend, so I don't want to

offend him.

Have you got any plans tonight?

Yeah, I'm going to stay home and watch
TV. See, there's a rerun where Godzilla

eats Hershey, Pennsylvania, and gets
nuts.

Cancel it.

I'm taking you out for dinner.

And then we're going to stay up all
night long and celebrate.

How about it? Be careful, Fred. You
hardly know him.

But I do know a great rib joint.

That's amazing.

Your father's got a memory like an
elephant.

He does? After all these years, he still
remembers that my favorite are ribs.

How could I forget?

Hey, Pop, do you realize what... Do

you realize what time it is?

It's 3 .30 in the morning. Now, where
have you been?

Painted town.

Ha!

I can smell the paint.

wouldn't count home with you for
anywhere.

Well, then why should he stay at a hotel
when San Fernando is 90 % vacant?

Besides, he's my best buddy in the
world.

Oh, you mean you finally remember where
you know him from?

No, but I like the way he picks up
chicks.

I mean, chicks.

Chicks and chicks.

Pop, you had dinner with him last night.
Didn't you talk about anything that was

familiar to you?

We did.

The twins.

Oh, he had children?

Oh, no, no. The Sadler twins.

We picked them up in the rear joint,
then we went dancing and forgot to talk

about anything.

I found out one important thing, though.

About Carol?

No, about the Sadler twins.

I found out how to tell them apart.

How?

The one with the tattoo on the forehead,
Lisp.

I'm sorry, Mr. Rhodes. He already went
to bed, but he told me you were going to

be staying in the rooming house, so I
got a key over here for you.

15A. Hey, uh... 15A. Would you say my
father's changed a lot over the years?

Not one little bit.

He's the same classy guy he was 40 years
ago.

40 years ago, huh? Didn't he ever tell
you about us?

Uh, no. It must have flipped his mind.

Believe me when I tell you he was one
classy guy, and he still is.

Not once last night did he ever mention
the robbery.

The robbery?

What's robbery?

The one Freddie and I pulled.

The what?

Me and Freddie robbed one of the biggest
banks in America.

What's so funny? Well, I'm sorry, but
for a minute there, I thought you said

that you and my pop held up a bank
together.

That's what I said.

That's what I thought you said.

Oh, hiya, Pop.

Oh, son, please.

Please, don't shout.

Don't even whisper.

I'll just read your lips.

Hey, look, why don't you sit down here
and have a nice hot cup of coffee? No, I

think I'll fix me something for my
hangover.

Okay. Hey, you know, after you went to
bed last night, I had a long talk with

Carol, Pop, and he told me that you...
Oh, Earthquake!

Earthquake, son!

Would you just relax? Oh, that's only
the door. Just relax.

Come in!

Hi,

Fred. Oh, Brady.

Listen, one thing I don't need this
morning is you.

Listen, no, I don't know who Carol is.

know where I met him.

I knew it. I knew it. That just proves
that my theory is 100 % correct.

What theory, Grady?

Well, the reason that Fred can't
remember who Carol is is because he

him. You see, Carol is a nut.

And so are you.

Now, wait a minute, Fred. No way. Just
hear me out now.

I mean, the old buddy routine is just a
way to meet a celebrity.

Now, see, I... I've read where it
happens to Frank Sinatra all the time.

But, Grady, I am not Frank Sinatra.

Well, then, my theory is perfect up to
that point, isn't it?

Lamont, I think you should have the
police run a check on this guy and Frank

Sinatra.

I think it would be a waste of time,
Grady. And besides, Pop already knows

Carol is. They used to be in business
together.

Now, what's that supposed to mean?

Pop, you sure you want to talk about
this in front of Grady?

Yes. Sure, I'm sure.

Especially since I don't know what we're
going to talk about anyway.

Oh, well, thank you, Fred. I'm honored.

Listen, what kind of business were we
supposed to be in together?

Come on, Pop, the bank robbery business.

Are you crazy?

Come on, don't try to deny it. Cal told
me all about it, man. You and him held

up a bank together.

Are you crazy?

Wow, that sounds like big time, Fred.
How much did you get?

Nothing, because it never happened.

Are you sure, Fred? I mean, if you don't
remember Carol, you probably don't

remember that you held up the bank.

Take my word for it, Grady. It never
happened.

Hey, Pop, wait a minute now. I'm a
pretty good judge of character, and I

think Carol is lying.

Well, I don't know, though. He might be.
Fred, I think you should throw the bum

out.

I can't do that.

I can't do that. He's an old friend of
mine, and he's from Buffalo, and he's

into chips.

Just stop it.

Now, he came here for some reason,
didn't he? And I'm not throwing it out

either I find out what the reason is or
he runs out of money, whichever comes

first.

Maybe he's going to hit another bank,
Fred, and he wants you to drive the

getaway car.

Brady, can I ask you a question?

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Are you crazy?

seen a day like this. I don't know. I
haven't seen this one yet.

I can't get my eyes to focus.

We didn't have a chance to talk much
last night.

Can you believe it's been 40 years?

Has it been that long?

Yeah, the year, the summer of 1936.

A lot of years.

Cleveland. Cleveland, Ohio was a good
old town in those days.

And you was a pretty good old pool
roster too.

They didn't call you Q -Ball for
nothing.

Q -Ball, right, right, Q -Ball. Nobody's
called me that for years.

Jake. Good old Jake.

You hustled me there for four straight
days.

All we did was shoot pool and eat ribs.

Yeah, yeah.

Carol Rose, you were my private pigeon.
I didn't have my mind on the game.

Them four days I was casing the bank
across the street.

I couldn't have pulled that job without
you.

But I didn't do anything.

Oh, you gave me time to get away with
$150 ,000.

Well, you didn't get far because you got
caught the same day.

No, they didn't catch me. I gave myself
up.

That's why I'm here, Freddy.

To give you your half.

My half?

50 -50, just like I promised. I got the
money in my room.

I'll go get it.

Good.

Hey, Lamont!

Lamont! Get in here!

Come here, son!

What's the matter? Listen, here's what
we're going to do. We're going to sell

this business and retire.

We're going to travel all over the world
and just spend money. We're rich.

Carol went to get my hand for the holdup
money.

Oh, so now you're going to admit that
you was in on that holdup. No, dummy,

I was in the bank. See, I was in the
bank making my weekly ten -cent deposit

my Christmas fund.

Ten cents?

Yeah, that was a depression on you, you
know. I mean, anyway, here's what

happened.

Hey, my pigeon, Carol.

Like having money in the bank. Yeah.

Hey, Carol.

What are you doing? Putting in or taking
out?

Taking out. I'm making a big withdrawal.

Good, good. Then maybe we can have our
little game, huh?

I don't think so.

I'm going out of town.

What's the matter, Carol? Why are you so
nervous?

Because I can't spell.

Well, don't feel bad about that.
Probably everybody in this bank can't

including the president.

Yeah, but he ain't writing a hold -up
note. A hold -up note?

Look over here.

Eh?

Are you crazy? You'd never get away with
it. I might if you'd help me. Forget

it. You lucky, Freddy. You got a trade,
Austin Poole.

I ain't had a steady job since this
depression came.

And I was unemployed three years before
that.

Well, listen, you robbed this bank,
you're going to be employed the rest of

life, making license plates.

Yeah, but I got a great plan.

They all had great plans.

Marlbacher, Dillinger.

Lay away.

Yeah, but mine won't miss.

All you got to do is take care of the
guard.

Eh?

I'll split 50 -50 with you. I already
got the note written.

Let me see that.

Carol, they're going to laugh you right
out of this bank.

I told you I couldn't spell.

But this is ridiculous.

Listen, dear bank manger.

This is a stinker.

Put all the money in this brown piper
bug.

One false move and I'll short your herd
off.

Okay, okay. Then we'll do it without the
note. You just take care of the guard.

Huh?

I'm gonna take care of the guard. No.

Excuse me.

Hey, Q4, what's happening?

My pigeon is robbing this bank. What?
Hey, man, let's get out of here.

I can't, Jake, I can't. I got to go tell
this guard over here so Karen won't be

getting in a lot of trouble.

Uh, what can I do for you, young friend?

Well, the, uh, the main thing is don't
panic. Hold up. No, no, no.

Don't you see my friend took the bank
manager in the back?

Yeah, and that's a gun you got in that
case, right?

No, no, this is a Tuesday.

Look. No, I'll show it to you. Look,
friend, look, you ain't going to have no

trouble with me.

I'm retiring next week.

I got my pension to think of.

I've been on this job a lot of years.

A lot of years.

Well, what about the robbery?

Oh, my goodness, a robbery? Oh, no, I'm
not one of the guys.

Don't short. Please don't short me.

I'll see you later. I didn't know it
would be 40 years later.

Well, how much did Carol get away with
anyway, Pop?

$150 ,000.

We were rich, son.

I get half.

You mean to tell me he's going to give
you $75 ,000?

Not give me, dummy. It's my share. I
worked hard for it.

Hey, Pop, you shouldn't take that money.

Why not?

I mean, I took care of the guard, didn't
I?

It's stolen money, Pop. But I didn't
steal it. I mean, that crook Carol stole

it. I mean, it's better that an honest
man like me should have it than him.

Come on, Pop. Where are your ethics?

You're looking at my ethics right now.

It's time for a change.

All right, Lamont.

Lamont was just leaving, weren't you,
son? No.

I'm going to stay here. I want to see
this.

I told Lamont the good news, and he's
very excited about it.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Yeah, for $75 an hour, you should be
happy.

Freddie, actually, you're happy it don't
come to that much.

Why not? You said that after the holdup
that you'd put the money in a nice, safe

place. I did. I went right away to
another bank and opened up a saving

With the stolen money?

It was all part of my plan. While I was
doing time, that money was drawing

interest.

That's right, interest.

I should be getting more than $75 ,000.

Go ahead, and then what happened? After
I served 20 years, I made a deal with

the police.

I offered to give back the $150 ,000 in
exchange for parole.

You gave away our money?

But I kept the interest.

And the police went for that?

They didn't know about the interest.

They thought I had hidden the money, and
they figured... Since I had paid my

debt to society, they had nothing to
lose.

Carol, you're a genius.

How much did the interest come to?

$60 ,000.

Then my share comes to...

$30

,000. It would have, but when I got out
of jail in 56...

I tried to find you, but you hadn't
moved.

Yeah, I was already in L .A. by that
time. So, how much have I got coming?

$52 .17.

$52 .17 out of $30 ,000?

You came all the way from Buffalo to
give me $52 .17?

And to ask you for a job, because I'm
almost out of money.

Carol, I got to hand it to you. You got
a lot of guts.

I mean, I don't have a job for you, but
you can stay over at Sanford's Arms rent

-free until you can find a job.

And if you need any money, here, you can
sell this.

Thank you, Freddie.

You one classy guy.

You know, Papa, I owe you an apology.

Well, pay up.

Well, I mean, for me to even think that
you would be involved with a bank

robbery is... I'm sorry I thought that,
Pop.

You forgive me, son.

Anything was possible then, because
times were tough.

Yeah, especially for Cal.

And some 40 years later, when he really
needs help, you're helping him.

Well... Well, nothing, Pop.

I'm proud of you, man. And like he said,
you're one classy guy.

Hey, Pop, you know, I think it's great
the way you're helping out Carol.

Thanks, son.

But it's been weeks now, and he's still
living here rent -free. Well, he said

he'd pay me back.

He also said that he was going to give
you $75 ,000, Pop. I don't think we

should believe anything he says. I mean,
after all, he did rob a bank once. I

know. I was part of the gang.

Well, do you think he'll ever give us
our money?

Sure. He's already found himself a job,
and he loves it.

Pop, what kind of a job could a guy like
Carol get?

He's a bank guard.