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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:04,520 This is Hawaii. 2 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,100 This is a palm tree. 3 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:11,360 And this is a coconut. 4 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:20,560 Last week, Fred and Lamont got here because of these three crooks. 5 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,160 Daddy, you stole all of these diamonds. 6 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:24,380 Can we go home now? 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,720 Right. 8 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,100 Hey, did you check the airport? 9 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:28,860 Yep. 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,660 There are cops all over the place. We'll never get past them. 11 00:00:32,970 --> 00:00:34,070 What about the cruise ships? 12 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:35,670 Same thing. 13 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:38,990 Look, with our record, they're going to search us from head to toe. 14 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,350 Oh, that sounds like fun. 15 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:45,910 But this means we're going to have to find some real clean pigeon to get them 16 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,710 diamonds back into California for us. 17 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,110 This is a pigeon. 18 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:54,310 And the crooks hid the diamonds in his suitcase. 19 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,270 Some junk association. 20 00:00:58,630 --> 00:00:59,630 I'll just resign. 21 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:00,770 That's what I'll do. 22 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,090 Either I broke my glasses, or we and Jar Jar Boy's old room. 23 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:06,710 Hop, you didn't bring your glasses. 24 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:09,110 These are the diamonds that everybody's been looking for. 25 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:12,510 And by the process of elimination, we're in big trouble. 26 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,930 They're on their way home to return the diamonds to Smitty and Hoppy. 27 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,249 Excuse me. 28 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,990 Is this the flight to San Francisco? 29 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,930 No, sir. Next counter. Thank you. 30 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:24,590 Now, sir, checking me through to L .A.? Not the black one. 31 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:27,930 But you can't, sir. I'll check it for you. No, wait a minute. Look, don't give 32 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,530 chance. Don't tell me what I mean. 33 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:33,340 Remember, they don't get off this island alive. 34 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:39,560 We'll be back in a minute with the conclusion of The Hawaiian Connection. 35 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,400 If you lose that card, it's bottomless. There's 20 in it. 36 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:17,940 Did you drive a little faster? 37 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:08,860 Hey, Cappy, we're new in town. You know a good place to hide. 38 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,380 Just tell me where you want to go. 39 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,000 Are you to me with El Codondo? 40 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,240 All right, come on out. 41 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:30,560 If you don't know where you want to go, you'll get out here. It's enough. 42 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,060 I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Would you stop arguing with the 43 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,980 man? Let's get out of here. What about my fare? 44 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,540 Is it fair for you to drop us out in the middle of nowhere? 45 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:44,340 Listen, I got a cab here. There's a meter going, and I... Hey! Hey! 46 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,800 Okay, we got him now. Let's go. 47 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:19,340 Take me to my lover, my fair lover, I left long ago. 48 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:26,640 Seen enough sorrow to last a lifetime, going away no more. 49 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:34,440 Back to her bite show Oh Take 50 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:41,160 me home on the right Take me to have I know 51 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:48,060 the best about you is the best Better than the 52 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,840 rest of I know 53 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,130 All right, we want all the grandfathers. 54 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,150 Everybody on stage, all the grandfathers, it's your turn. 55 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,310 You, Grandpa? 56 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:16,670 Come on up. 57 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:21,830 Roll out the barrel. 58 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:24,470 We'll have the barrel. 59 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:28,590 Everybody, roll out the barrel. 60 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,790 We've got the new gondola. 61 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:46,800 It's time to roll the gun till the game goes on. Give a nice time for the 62 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,800 grandpa, dear son. 63 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:53,040 Give a nice time for the grandpa, dear son. Give a nice time for the grandpa, 64 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,040 dear son. 65 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,160 Give a nice time for the grandpa, dear son. 66 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:57,640 Give 67 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:08,140 a 68 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,880 nice time for the grandpa, dear son. 69 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,440 Aloha! I'll take care of your car. 70 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:11,690 Yeah, sure, I knew. I love you, too. 71 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:19,270 Yeah, but I don't like you to call me here at the... Hold on, darling. I got 72 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:20,270 another call. 73 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:21,650 Hi, Chief here. 74 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:23,670 Burke? 75 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:27,730 Lost? What do you mean? How could you lose him? 76 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:29,650 Huh? 77 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:30,870 You were with Don who? 78 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:32,990 Oh, who? 79 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,490 Yeah. 80 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,010 Did you stay for the whole show? 81 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,430 Too bad. 82 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,320 You might have got lucky. You got a chance to get up there with the other 83 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,540 grandfathers and learn how to do the hula hula, huh? 84 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,060 Blung, blung, blung. 85 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,020 No, I agree with you. Some of the time. 86 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,560 Say, listen. 87 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,760 David still thinks that Sanford's got the diamonds. He got them stashed away 88 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,760 someplace. 89 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,120 He's going to find out where or kill them. 90 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,620 So go out there and find them. 91 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,440 Get them, Burke. 92 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,380 Right. 93 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,380 Yeah, but... All right, tonight. 94 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,380 Out behind Coco Head, dear. 95 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:17,639 What now? 96 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,820 Now we head back to the airport. 97 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,200 You won't think of looking there. 98 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,060 Pop, are you sure you know where you're going? Sure I know. I got a built -in 99 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,060 compass in my nose. 100 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,960 Well, right now we can use that compass in your mouth. How would you like a fish 101 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960 in your mouth? 102 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,360 Pop, what are we doing here? They only got fish in this place. 103 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,420 Well, let's have a tuna sandwich. We'll figure something out. Come on. 104 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,740 Hey, Pop, we're trapped here, man. They're going to get us. 105 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,340 Son, don't worry. If they find us, I'll tell them you forced me to go along with 106 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,440 you. Thanks a lot, Nero. 107 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,060 You got to be here someplace. 108 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,720 Are you going to shoot him? 109 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,780 Oh, come on. Don't talk like that. No, we're just going to find out where he is 110 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,719 at the time. 111 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,540 Then we'll shoot him. 112 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,500 Well, they've got to be here at some point. Let's try to... 113 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:31,520 Anything 114 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,740 moves, shoot. 115 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320 You got it. 116 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,370 and take me alive. 117 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,110 You want to hear my speech before the panel discussion? 118 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,230 They're going to shoot you. 119 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:11,930 Gwyneth, would you kindly go feed yourself to the fishes? 120 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,390 Where are the diamonds? 121 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,169 African Muslim. 122 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,270 See, I was reading his book. 123 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,110 Listen, Brillo Face. 124 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:24,450 Now, you got a million dollars worth of our diamonds, and we want them. We don't 125 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:27,550 know where the diamonds are. Somebody switched bags with us. Oh, but you found 126 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,650 them. We found them, but we don't have the diamonds now. 127 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,510 You expect us to believe you? 128 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:32,910 Believe him. 129 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,090 He used to go to Zen school. 130 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:38,630 Sometime we'll set aside a day to listen to a dissertation on his religious 131 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:43,330 background. In the meantime, we want you to tell us where are the diamonds. 132 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:45,110 And then he's going to shoot you. 133 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,610 Look, we don't have to die. 134 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:53,310 Maybe a couple of slugs in your toes will jog your father's memories. 135 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:58,430 Oh. Well, one of you better start talking or else this kid here is going 136 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:01,990 a .38 caliber pedicure. You've got a count of three. 137 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:03,190 My baby. 138 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,610 One. 139 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,190 Pop. And you were such a great dancer. 140 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,610 Two. Oh, Pop. 141 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:09,850 Could you stand over there, son? 142 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:26,450 Hey, thanks. He was just about to shoot. 143 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,110 We always show up at the last minute. 144 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,390 But may I say, that is our style. 145 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,030 Well, I say you style think. 146 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,910 You two have a couple questions to answer, too. 147 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,290 Why? We haven't done anything. 148 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,490 Haven't done anything. 149 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:43,410 Not returning stolen property. Not paying for a taxi from the airport to 150 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:47,970 nightclub. Getting on an $8 cover charge at Don Ho's. Doing a rotten hula. 151 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,390 Healing a car. 152 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:50,750 How's that for a start? 153 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,030 How's this for a finish? 154 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:00,970 How's your march high, Freddy? 155 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,230 Not bad, Chief. 156 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,910 Good. Uh, excuse me, Chief. Do you think we could go home now? 157 00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:06,950 Well, I guess so. 158 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,570 You straightened just about everything out. 159 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:14,430 Except, of course, the whereabouts of a million dollars worth of diamonds. 160 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,590 Well, we'd pay you back a dollar a week. 161 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:21,870 Well, at least you helped us round up the crooks. That's something, huh? The 162 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:25,650 diamonds? Ah, way to go sometimes, huh? 163 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,150 Are you going to stop looking for them now? 164 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,540 No, no, no. 165 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,040 Ah, we never stop. 166 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,740 That's a motto here at Bible. 167 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:36,260 What's the motto? 168 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,580 We never stop. 169 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,340 Well, I guess we're going now. Hey, Frank from the mainland leaves in about 170 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,340 hour or so. 171 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,760 Aloha and mahalo. 172 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,220 Nicky, Nicky, likey, likey, looky. 173 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,740 Hallelujah. 174 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,740 Yeah, right. Let me check. 175 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,820 Let me grab a check and watch. 176 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,059 Thank you. 177 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,500 Thank you. What? 178 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:04,539 What, Mr. 179 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,800 Stanford? What a nice surprise. 180 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,540 You didn't stay very long. 181 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:12,840 Oh, no, we had to cut it short. Got to dash to Switzerland to make a deposit. 182 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,060 Well, you're in fine A and B. Thank you. Let's go, Pop. 183 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,980 Well, if it isn't Wilbur and Orville. Right. 184 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:33,270 Pop, at least we got to spend one day in the sun. 185 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,730 Maybe we'll go back again soon, son. 186 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,010 And first class all the way. 187 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:42,270 Yeah, you know, Pop, Hawaii would be a fantastic place to spend your honeymoon. 188 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:45,970 Yeah, Janet would love it. The three of us would have a great time. 189 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:50,070 I'll get your order in just a minute. 190 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:56,610 Hey, Pop, before the food comes and the trays have to go down, don't you think 191 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,610 you should go wash up? 192 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,350 Am I dirty? 193 00:16:59,659 --> 00:17:02,440 No, see, I don't mean that you're dirty. Well, I was going to say what you mean. 194 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,700 Well, why don't you go to the bathroom now so you won't disrupt everybody's 195 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,160 meal? Look, don't treat me like I'm a baby. 196 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,960 I'm old enough to know when I got to go and when I don't have to go. 197 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,540 I'm not a baby. Okay, I'm sorry. 198 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,040 Well, then, out the way. I got to tinkle. 199 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,140 Oh, it's you again. 200 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:26,760 Yeah, me again. 201 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,180 At least I got an excuse. 202 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,840 How come you're going home so soon? 203 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:33,660 I couldn't get a room. All because of some dumb junk convention. 204 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140 Junk convention? 205 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,540 You should have stayed on as one of the displays. 206 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,620 Listen, fuzz face. 207 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:49,040 You make one move toward that washroom door before me and you get flushed into 208 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040 the Pacific. 209 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,940 Oh, yeah? 210 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,180 minute. They called when they landed. 211 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,900 They weren't supposed to be back for a week. I guess Fred missed me. 212 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,580 That's right. Unless he can insult somebody, he can't have a good time. 213 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,720 Aloha, we're here. 214 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,340 How come you're back so early, Fred? 215 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,540 It's a long story, Bubba. 216 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,300 Yeah, you probably hear it on the news. 217 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,460 You got in some kind of trouble, didn't you? 218 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,160 Not until I looked at you. 219 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,800 Hey, what happened, Pop? 220 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,880 Well, pull up a pineapple and... 221 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,930 I'll make you a mites. I ain't tell you all about it. 222 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:47,530 You see? 223 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,410 And so I'm a national hero of wacky cake. 224 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:55,370 See, I captured the crooks. And I'm honorary member of Hawaii Five -0. 225 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:56,850 Lamont helped too. 226 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,490 Hey, that's fantastic, friend. 227 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:02,150 Especially the part where Don Ho didn't show up and you did the whole show. 228 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,130 Yeah, especially that part. 229 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,050 And when you fought the sharks and saved Lamont, that was... 230 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:14,410 really happened to the diamonds? 231 00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,510 Well, they got turned into cameras. 232 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,470 Somebody's walking around with a suitcase with a false bottom. 233 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,450 Well, it can't be etched because hers is real. 234 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:29,050 Well, this is South Hawaii, man. Yeah, and it didn't cost us anything. 235 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,370 Come in. 236 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,030 You are Mr. 237 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,009 Fredo G. 238 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,010 Sanfordo? 239 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,529 That's me. 240 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,730 Want to take a picture? Now get one of hers and save you a trip to the zoo. 241 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,840 All right, thieves, hand it over. It was an accident. 242 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,020 I must have picked it up in Honolulu. 243 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,040 Your name was in it, so you must have mine. 244 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,480 That's right. 245 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:58,420 You have my cameras, and I need them. 246 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:03,780 And I have your underwear, and you probably need them. 247 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,360 That's the bag, sir. You are very honest, family. 248 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,240 Your bag was worthless. 249 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,460 Worthless? Are you kidding? 250 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,800 Hey, Bubba. 251 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:17,790 Why don't you go out in the blizzard and freeze your brain and wait till they 252 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,790 get a cure for it? 253 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,250 Here's your back, sir. 254 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:22,389 Thank you. 255 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,470 And sayonara. 256 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:50,210 and keep your hands where I can see them. 257 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:57,290 Now you can be a greater hero, returning the diamonds, saving the insurance 258 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:03,790 company all that money, being a good person, being honest, giving back most 259 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:06,410 these valuables and the rest of my church. 260 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,630 What are you talking about, Pop? 261 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:24,010 I'm talking about first -class living. Everything you always wanted. 262 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:27,170 Money, mansions, motels. 263 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,110 And a suite at San Quentin. 264 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,770 Hey, what are you doing here? Where's Hoppy? 265 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:37,030 He moved over to Vice for a month or so. I just came back to welcome you from 266 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,350 the tropics and to introduce you to my new partner. This is Percy. 267 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:41,710 Oh, how you doing? 268 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:52,730 tell you this, but I just found some diamonds. Should be where your 269 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:53,730 are. 270 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:56,150 How do you like a fist where your nose is? 271 00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:59,270 Hey, those are some pretty nice souvenirs. 272 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,650 Those diamonds are real, Smitty. Not only that, they're stolen. 273 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:04,150 No, they aren't. They're right there. 274 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,670 I'm gonna call a Y -5 -0. 275 00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,610 Fred, we're just gonna return them to the rightful owners. 276 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:15,370 Hey, wait a minute. I get it. The Honolulu heist, and this is the loot. 277 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:16,690 You're a hero, Fred. 278 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:18,390 Wonderful, isn't it? 279 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:25,180 The diamonds are worth a million. They're bound to give us 10 ,000 or so. 280 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,280 Well, that's right, Commander, in a false compartment. 281 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,960 Right. Fine. 282 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,860 Well, we're going to turn him over to Officer Smith here of the LAPD. 283 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,560 Reward? I told you, Bubba. 284 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,740 Well, hey, thank you very much. 285 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,500 And hello out of you, too. 286 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,800 How much? Hey, he was a very happy man, Pop. Who cares? 287 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,460 How much? He said to tell you that you're a fine person. How much? He said 288 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,980 honesty is a rare thing nowadays. 289 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,240 How much, dummy? 290 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120 $500. 291 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,580 $500? Are they kidding? 292 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,500 It'll make a nice donation to the church, praise the Lord. 293 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,960 Yeah, look here, Pop. It's better than nothing, man. 294 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,200 I'll just take him along to the station. 295 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,320 I'm proud of you, Fred. 296 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:06,140 Here's some mail that was waiting outside. 297 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,600 See you later. 298 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,540 Yeah, and remember, man's best friend is his dog. 299 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,770 A woman's best friend is her diamonds. 300 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,110 A lot of women are dogs. 301 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:30,910 No dirty, no down Steven. What is it, pal? 302 00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:33,770 It's a bill for the plane tickets. 303 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,830 $506. We gotta pay for the plane fare. 304 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,150 Where are we gonna get the money? 305 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,920 Well, there's the $500 reward. 306 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,900 I know about the reward, but where are we going to get the six bucks? 22407