All language subtitles for Sanford & Son s06e03 The Hawaiian Connection 1

Go back to my little grass chat.

Aloha, son. Guess what?

What's going on, Pop?

Well, the junk dealers of America are
holding their annual convention in

And guess who's going?

Well, I can guess who's not going. Us.

Why not?

We can't afford to go to a convention in
Hawaii.

We can't even afford a seminar in El
Segundo.

They send all the information in the
mail.

Reservation forms, free drink tickets.

Uh -huh, and an acre of alfalfa.

Do you hear me?

They want me to get in the mood.

Hey, Pop.

Hey,

Pop.

Could you stop it?

Look, we can't afford to go to Hawaii.
Now, you know that, don't you?

Well, son, I've been a member of the
association for 35 years, and I've never

been to one convention.

Pop, it costs money to go to Hawaii.

There's hotels there. Three hundred
dollars.

But that includes three banquets,
tickets to the lectures, and the theme

year is junk as a way of life.

Plus the two of the islands and roses in
your room for you and your loved ones.

That's you, son.

We can't afford to go, Pop.

But it's nice thinking about it. Yeah.

Like a king.

diamond head, golden sand, the pounding
surf.

Just relaxing, taking it easy, waiting
for the night to fall and the patinas to

do the same thing.

Hearing that great music running into
the ocean, walking along the shore.

Oh, I wish we could go, son.

We interrupt this program for a late
news bulletin.

A daring daylight robbery at the Pacific
Jewelry Company has netted thieves over

a million dollars in diamonds.

Police have no clues to the identities
of the criminals, but Hawaii Five -0

reports that an all -out effort is being
made to make sure the diamonds do not

leave the island.

We'll have further reports as they
become available.

We repeat, the Pacific Jewelry Company
was robbed today of over a million

dollars in diamonds.

And now back to our regularly scheduled
program.

Now that you've sold all of these
diamonds, can we go home now?

Right.

I'm really sick of this, son.

I miss Oakland.

Hey, did you check the airport?

Yep.

That cop's all over the place. We'll
never get past him.

What about the cruise ships?

It's the same thing.

Look, with our record, they're going to
search us from head to toe.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

What this means, we're going to have to
find some real... clean pigeon to get

them diamonds back into California for
us, huh?

But he's got to be stupid enough not to
know he's carrying them and to let us

have them when we get there.

Well, all this work talk is very boring.

The Lions Convention is still in town,
so I am going down to the lobby.

Those lions are cute.

And when you're out at the Junkman's
Convention coming in soon, you might get

yourself elected misused.

What junk men are coming?

I don't know. It's the Associated
Junkmen of America.

Then we're in business.

Consider those diamonds out of here.

Yes.

I'm calling for Mr. Smith in room 702.

Do you have a reservation for Mr.

Fred G. Sanford for next week?

No?

You will.

Would you mind telling me what this is
all about?

See, back in my neighborhood, there's a
junk dealer.

That's just the cat we're looking for.

This Fred G. Safford?

That's him.

He is our pigeon.

He's better than a pigeon.

The G stands for Gooney Bird.

I've got it.

Told you I'm coming, didn't I?

Are you Fred G. Sanford? That depends.

Depends on what?

On why you're here.

Now, if you're here to get, I'm not him.

But if you're here to give, you got the
right man.

Well, I got a telegram for Fred Sanford.

Who's it from?

Well, how do I know? Are you him or not?

Suppose it's from somebody asking for
money.

Well, suppose it's from a relative who
dies and leaves you a fortune.

Well, what if it's from my cousin
telling me he's coming to sponge on me

month? What if it's good news? What if
it's bad news?

Look, why don't you take it and don't
open it?

Then how will I know if it's good news
or bad news? All right, then don't take

it, then. Are you crazy? It's for me.

Sign right here.

That Western Union guy sounded pretty
upset.

What did he say?

Well, he said it stopped raining in the
house, but the drip was still there.

Well, now that you've given the weather
report, what do you want?

I saw the Western Union guy coming here,
and I figured he was probably bringing

you a telegram with some very important
personal and private news.

And I came over to see what it said.

Here. You open it, jump in, seal
yourself up, then you'll be the world's

piece of junk mail.

Oh, come on, Fred. Open it up.

All right.

What

is

it?

I'm going to go back to my little brass
shack.

Hey,

Pop, I thought we were going to forget
all about the convention.

But we didn't agree to turn down a free
trip to the islands.

What are you talking about?

Dear Mr. Sanford, you have been selected
to appear on a panel to discuss the

problems of the neighborhood junk
dealer.

Your ticket will be delivered if you
accept this invitation for you and your

loved one to come to Hawaii and attend
this convention.

Please confirm by calling area code 808.

555 -6767 at noon Los Angeles time.

Signed, Mr. Smith, Convention
Coordinator.

Didn't I tell you it was good news?

Hey, that's hard to believe, Pop. A free
trip to Hawaii for two.

It's wonderful, isn't it, loved one?

Sorry, Bubba.

I owe this to Lamont. He works hard, you
know, doing the pickups and delivery.

He deserves the trip.

Hey, thanks a lot, Pop.

I'll give you a good price for your
ticket, son.

Hey, look, Pop, why don't we get this
guy Smith on the phone to find out if

thing is legit?

Okay, it's just about noon now.

I don't know. You think this is gonna
work?

Don't worry.

Now, remember what you gotta say and try
to get it right.

I can do it. I can do it.

Now, would you like me to sound like
Sybil Shepard or Faye Dunaway?

Just answer the phone or you're going to
look like Charles Bronson.

Junkman of America Convention
Headquarters.

Sybil speaking.

Hold on, please.

Who wants a Mr. Smith?

It's me, me.

Oh.

Hello, this is Mr. Smith talking.

Oh, Mr.

Seifert.

You can, huh?

Well, we are delighted to hear that. We
knew we could count on you.

Look forward to seeing you on the surf.

Yes. We'll just check in and wait to
hear from you.

Aloha.

It's legitimate?

Just wait till everybody hears me going
to Hawaii.

I can't wait to see Esther's face.

Well, I can.

What for?

You should get your money back, because
they must have had a broken bristle on

the brush when they spray -waxed your
face.

Watch it, son.

Hey, Fred's going on a trip, Esther.

To Hawaii, Aunt Esther. He's been
invited.

Why? They running out of diseases?

Be nice to me, Esther. I was going to
bring you back a grand skirt for looking

out for the place for me.

Oh, thank you, Fred.

Well, what would I do? What do you do
with a gray skin?

Grease.

Now, would you two just stop, okay?

I'll get it. Come here!

Fred G. Sandford? Yeah.

Oh, uh, I have your tickets for Hawaii
and all of your reservation information,

plus a, uh, small token of the
association appreciation for your

in the seminar.

Uh, have a wonderful trip, sir.

I only travel first class. Oh, but those
tickets are two first class tickets.

That's good. Well, I guess that's about
it. Except Mr.

Smith will contact you after you check
in.

Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.

Hey, that's unbelievable, Pop. Man, they
really got them tickets here fast.

Yeah, I had Mr. Smith about to call
right away.

Wanted to make sure I didn't change my
mind.

It's absolutely vital we catch these
crooks before they get a chance to get

diamonds off the island. Understand?

I've all got mug shots of every well
-known heist artist in the business, and

got a line on every one of them.

They haven't made their move yet, but
they will.

Well, now, suppose they get some
stranger to help them. You know, pull

suitcase switch.

Ah, the old suitcase switch, hmm?

Well, just keep your eyes and ears open,
you understand?

And I want you to know these men are
armed and dangerous.

So if you see or hear anything
suspicious, shoot first, ask questions

it? That's all.

Go. Hold it a second, Bert.

Just what is the old suitcase switch?

Hey, look here, don't pay my father no
mind, man. See, he's so upset about

flying a plane that he's got mouth lag.

Hey, man, forget that, man. You're
lucky, man.

Hawaii, all them beautiful ticks, my
ties.

Well, what do you think?

We think you look ridiculous.

This is what they wear on the island.
Yeah, but you're not on the island now,

Pop. You're on Central Avenue, and you
might not make it out of this

neighborhood in that outfit.

Hey, look here, Pop. I think you look
great, man. And those Wahine, they're

going to go wild over you, man.

Those who?

Wahine. Check.

Hey, man, look here. You're going to the
land of paradise.

And leaving Lion Country Safari.

Just come on in on us. We were just
getting ready to leave.

Rollo's going to drive us to the
airport.

Yeah, man. Let's put these bags in the
truck. All right.

Esther, I want you to know I appreciate
you looking out after my empire.

That's okay, Fred.

I live by the good book.

Do unto others and turn to other cheeks.

You're not doing nothing to me, and one
of your cheeks looks just as bad as the

other.

Hey, Pop, I think we better book, man.
It's getting late.

All right.

Don't worry about a thing.

Thanks a lot, Aunt Esther. Listen, as
soon as we get to Hawaii, we're going to

send you a postcard.

And Janet has promised me that she's
going to come over here on weekends and

help you and Woody out.

Don't worry about nothing. Just have a
good time. Thank you.

And you too, Fred.

And take care of yourself.

Where is these guys?

Up here in first class, you get to have
anything you want. Well, I want to go

home.

Hey, pilot.

Yes?

Are we in trouble, sir?

Yeah, how are we doing here?

Oh, just fine.

Hey, you the pilot? That's right.

Well, this is my first long flight.

Yeah, mine too.

Uh, how long does it take to get to
Hawaii?

I don't know. We've never made it.

about this time, our pigeon is wending
his way through the wild blue night.

And then you got everything erased?

No problem.

I got the duplicate case and the car.

In that case, we better get changed and
get ourselves over to the airport and

make sure that our little pigeon lands
safely.

Wait a minute.

What do you think?

The way they've been hanging around, it
doesn't look like they're in a hurry to

get off the island.

Maybe we're wasting our time.

Let's keep an eye on them anyway.

They're the only lead we have.

Would you like some more wine, Mr.

Sanford? Just a touch, if you don't
mind.

If you'd like, you can take some of
these leftovers to the tourist section.

Well, I think they're getting along just
fine. Well, that's good. I like to see

the ordinary people enjoy themselves.

We're serving fresh pineapple and
macadamians. You do like macadamians,

you?

Yes, as long as they don't live next
door.

Oh, no, macadamians, a famous nut of the
island.

You should meet Bubba Bexley, a famous
nut of the mainland.

Well, you just ring if you need
anything.

I need the washroom. Well, it's to the
back of the cabin, sir.

Okay, is this the first class line?

Yes, we're all first class.

Well, go to the back of the class
because I'm in a hurry.

Well, you'll have to wait like the rest
of us.

All right.

Have you been to Hawaii before?

Oh, yes. We go every season.

Oh, really?

I usually head for the south of France.

San Tropez or Trini Lopez.

What made you choose Hawaii this year?

Well, they have lovely washrooms on
their flights.

Now, let me show you.

Behind me.

No way. I paid to sit up front. and I'm
not going to look at your tail section.

Well, I never.

Well, I have, but not since I left Wadi.

I guess in time, that's his plan.

Can't wait to see him.

He'll be easy to spot.

That's the guy, ma 'am. We got it made.

We got it made.

I think he's cute.

Wells and Davis seem to be

interested in this flight.

I'll get the passenger lit and we'll
start checking them out.

Hey, that's a put -on. He can't be as
stupid as he looks.

He is.

Looks intelligent to me.

You a rock looks intelligent.

You sure he ain't gonna give us any
trouble?

If he does, he won't need his return
ticket.

No, he won't need nothing.

Well, Pop, we made it.

It's just like being on my honeymoon
again.

That's nice of you, but I think you had
too much wine on the plane.

I don't mean you, dummy.

I mean the idea that we're on a real
holiday, free, on the house, paid for.

It's just like the honeymoon.

Well, who paid for your honeymoon?

Mom. Why?

I was broke.

You know, you're really something, Mom.
That's what she said, son.

Hey, there it is.

Look at this, son.

Welcome. Gentleman of America.

Yeah.

Hey, how many shells I owe you?

What? You know, shells, coconut chips,
whatever you use for money here.

Partner, you explain to this old guy.
This is America.

The pay is six bucks.

Yeah, I'll give it to him.

No, don't take it out, Pete.

It's a honeymoon.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Mahalo.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah. You're another one in your mama.

Air conditioning is here.

And you've got your radio and your
television controlled from here.

And if you take your elevator down to
the cabana level, you can get your

and your towels.

Is there anything else you need?

Just dial your number 8.

Oh, thank you very much.

Is there anything else you need?

Look, I know when you check somebody
into one of your fancy suites, you

one of your big dips.

Oh, no, no. Not really, sir. Thank you.

Will that be all?

Unless you want to sing us two choruses
of sweet salami.

That's my line.

Yeah, that too.

What quiz show did you guys win for this
trip?

The dating game, Aloha.

Hey, Pop, do you believe this?

This is unbelievable.

What's unbelievable is that there are
people that can afford this.

Look at it.

This must cost $20, $25 a night.

No, Papa, $135 a night. What?

$135? That's right. Well, don't step on
the carpet.

Are they crazy? That's more than the
down payment on my first house.

And then they threw in the refrigerator.

Hey, you know, Papa, I'm really proud of
you, man, being important enough to be

asked to come over here and speak and
get all this for free.

Yeah, that's good, but wouldn't it be
something if we could afford to travel

like this any time?

I let you down, son.

Would you cut it out? Now, we got an
empire, remember?

That's no empire. It's nothing.

I'm nobody.

I'm a failure, a loser.

And you better start disagreeing with
me, or else I'll give you five across

lips. You're nothing and you're not a
failure.

But I'm a loser and a nobody.

You're somebody, Pop.

And you're my Pop, and I wouldn't have
it any other way.

I get it.

These are delivered for you.

And forget the tip.

I'm writing you off as a tax loss.

Pushy.

Look at this.

Hey, there's a card. What did the card
say?

Oh, hey, Pop, it's from the convention
chairman, Mr. Smith.

He just wanted to welcome us to Hawaii,
and he said he'll be in touch with us

later. Well, let's go and unpack and
head for the beach. All right, I'm glad.

Hawaii is calling.

Hey, Pop, where'd you get that outfit?

Uh, Bubba gave it to me for a going
-away gift.

Oh, yeah? It looks adorable.

Yeah, his wife cut it down for him to
pay for his slack.

Well, I guess if you live in a $135 -a
-day suite, you can afford to wear

outfits like this.

Yeah, hey, when's David getting
something in my Hawaiian drink?

Hey, I don't know, Pop. The sun and
booze just don't mix, man. It could hit

pretty hard.

Listen, son, you only live once. Let's
celebrate.

Everything's on the house.

Yeah. Waitress!

Waitress!

May I help you, sir? Oh, yes, uh... I'd
like to have two Mai Tais.

Make them double and heavy on the rum.

Right away, sir. Just a moment.

What do you want, son?

Well, I'll just have one of yours, Pop.

You can't have one of my Mai Tais. You
have to have one of your own, your ties.

Give him his tie.

You know, Pop, I'd like to bring Janet
here someday.

Bring a girl here?

Sure. You're crazy.

That's like taking a kumquat to the
Garden of Eden.

Grandjean Sanford.

Sanford and son -in -law Sanford.

We're with the junk man.

How about you?

My son and I were invited here by the
committee.

We got a great big suite upstairs.

Well, at least he's alive.

This hurricane's going to hit here in
about an hour and a half. It's going to

kill everybody.

Hey, your swimming trunks on fire.

You stop annoying that man. I'm not
annoying this man. He's enjoying it.

how happy he is.

Hey, what are you going to tell all your
friends when you get back to Tokyo?

It's Brooklyn, and I'm going to tell
them some jerk's been bugging me at the

pool.

They're starting the hula lessons now,
sir.

the beach if you'd like to get in on it.

Come on, son, let's go. We don't want to
miss nothing.

Come on.

That old turkey's going to dance.

He'll be busy for a while.

This will be a good time to make the
switch.

Yeah, I'll get the suitcase out of the
car.

I'll make sure we don't leave the baby.

I want to be with all of them. Oh, sure.

Come here. Join us.

Okay, two steps to the left. Two steps
to the left. And make sure I call you a

little bit. Just make sure I call you,
okay?

Really make it look like this.

Okay, that's good. Okay,

Molly, what do you know? Oh, no, no, no.

it won't belong here this is a shame

What do you think?

Let's pull him in and see what we get.

Sir?

What's going on?

Do you want to come along with us,
please?

Don't try to do everything the first
day. Oh, son, I was born for the beach.

I got sand in my veins, and I got water
on my knees.

Look, why don't we walk to the hotel
room and rest before the luau? Why don't

have another my time?

Just for luck.

Pop, you've had five of those things
already. Now, I know it tastes like

juice, but they're going to hit you
pretty hard.

See, I'd like to try that. What?

Surfer, can't you see me now riding
away?

No, but I can see you drowning in the
waves. Who, me?

I can give Buster Crabbe and Mark Spitz
lessons.

On what?

Grabbing his bitten.

Hello, fellow surfer. Yes, sir?

Yeah, Banzai Pipeline Sentry.

That's what they call me. Can I use your
board?

Papa, are you crazy?

You've got to be a little crazier, sir.

Go ahead.

Look, son, try to get a camera, because
I wouldn't want Donna to miss this.

Hold that for me.

Oh, that surfing was tough, son. It sure
is.

But I did ride that wave, Andy.

Like a dream, Pop.

I must have hit my head on something.

Years ago.

I got this headache.

Must have been the pounding.

Yeah, the ice against the straw.

Maybe I'll just lay down here for a
while.

No, that's a good idea. Just relax.

I'll get it.

Yes? Mr. Sanford?

I'm Mr. Sanford. He's my son.

Well, that makes him Mr. Sanford, too.

See, son, the police are the same
everywhere.

They pick up one clue, and before you
know it, they've figured out the whole

thing.

May I come in? Yes, sure, come in. Wait
a minute.

Do you have a warrant? Pop, would you
stop sounding like a crook? Come on in.

Thank you.

Well, this is, uh... This is quite a
layout.

Okay, okay, let's have it.

Have what?

The ticket for drunk surfing.

No, that's water traffic division, Mr.
Sanford.

I'm from 5 -0. Hawaii 5 -0?

That's right.

How's McGarrett's hair?

Well, there's been a big jewel heist,
and we know the thieves are trying to

the diamonds off the island.

So?

Well, we just arrested a suspect outside
the hotel, and we're checking with all

the guests to see if they saw him going
into any of the rooms.

We just got up here a minute ago
ourselves.

Would you, uh, would you mind taking a
look at this photograph and see if you

find his face familiar?

I don't know. It seems alert for me, but
I can't be too sure.

Look, we don't know him, and we don't
know anything about no diamonds. I'm

as a guest speaker for the junk men of
America, and I like to be treated with

all the respect that junk deserves.

Well, we have to check with everyone.

See, we know he's trying to get somebody
to take the jewels back to the

mainland. Well, you can search the place
if you want to. Search? Without a

warrant? What about our rights?

I've traveled all over the world.

I'm Fred G.

Sanford, and the G is for Greyhound.

All right, Mr. Sanford, but either one
of you see or hear anything, would you

please let us know? We will. But
honestly, if you want to search the

you're free to do that. It's not
necessary.

When will you be leaving the island?

Well, right after the convention. It
starts tomorrow.

I'll be seeing you.

He got some nerve thinking that we was
some thieves.

Don't tell him that you know Rallo. Hey,
Pop, I don't know what you got so

excited about. He seemed like a pretty
nice guy. Sure, that's the way they do.

Nice and polite, yes, sir?

No, sir. Nice to meet you.

Thank you. Then pow!

20 years up the river without a
surfboard.

Son, I'm beginning to feel very
homesick. Why, Pop?

Because the main course reminds me of
Estes.

Hey, Pop, did you taste this?

What is it? Hoyt.

Since you did so well with your lesson
on the beach, would you like to join us

for a number?

Oh, no, thank you.

Where do I stand?

Everybody.

Now, we know what most of us learned in
Hulu when we were very young, but once

in a while we find a visitor who catches
on so quickly that we like to show them

off a little.

Please, please, tell us some more.

Well, Mr. Sanford took only one lesson,
and already he's learned to tell

beautiful words with his hands.

Yeah, and I learned how to write numbers
with my hands.

703. What's that?

My room number.

All right. Our prize people, Mr. Fred
Sanford.

be sure that this is love beyond come.

got trouble.

You can say that again. I have run out
of cuticle remover.

Gladys, you have taught me one great
thing.

That's nice.

What? Never to answer an ad in the free
press again.

Well, they picked up Wills, and sooner
or later that guy is gonna talk. So what

you gotta do is get dressed, get down to
the Sanford's room, pick up that case

with the diamonds.

Meantime, I'll go down to Luau and make
sure that he gets off the island before

they can connect us with him, and I'll
get our boys and figure out some way

we can get off the island.

What should I wear?

Just get the case with the diamonds. I
don't care what you wear, but if you

don't hurry, you'll be wearing stripes.

Uh -uh.

Stripes make me look fat.

You know, Pop, I got to tell you, man,
your singing and dancing was just great.

I know.

But, you know, you don't look so good,
Pop.

I know. I don't feel too good.

Maybe I had too much sun and my ties and
poi poi.

Why don't you go upstairs and lie down?

I think I will. You said I didn't have
yourself a good time.

Are you sure?

Sure, I'm sure.

Aloha. Okay.

Hey, you, Mr.

Sanford? Yes, sir.

I'm Mr.

Smith from the...

Convention. Oh, hey, Mr. Smith, I'm glad
to meet you. Say, listen, me and my

pop, I gotta tell you, we're having a
great time. Oh, yeah, well, I'm afraid

got a little trouble, though.

What's the problem? Well, it's the
agenda.

You see, that panel discussion that we
were supposed to have, that's the reason

we invited you here, and we ain't gonna
have no time for it, so I'm afraid we

can't continue to pick up the check for
your accommodations.

Well, who's gonna pay for it?

Hey, that is a problem, ain't it?

Mr. Smith, my pop and I, we can't afford
$135 a day.

Well,

there is a plane leaving for the
mainland in an hour.

That's some association. What am I
supposed to tell my pop now?

How about, start packing, Daddy.

I thought we just got the room and the
meals.

Well,

I am your new chambermaid, and these are
our new outfits. Kind of cute, aren't

they? Good lady, you must have the wrong
room. I don't feel so good. Go clean up

somewhere else.

Um, okay.

Um, fine.

I think.

I think you better sit down, Pop. I got
some bad news.

We got our first big break. Thank you.

Wells talked.

Told us the whole scheme.

How they figured on getting the diamonds
off the island and everything.

Now half of you guys get out there, run
down Davis and his boys.

Burke, you go talk to Simon.

Tell him we understand. We know he was
just being used by Davis and Patsy. He

should still have the diamonds.

May, I'll call McGarrett.

Give him time to get his hair teased
before we meet with the president.

Chop, chop, and chop.

Hello, sir.

Dial nine for...

Hey, Pop, just try to calm down, okay?
Calm down? Are you kidding?

Dragging us all the way over here and
cancelling the panel. Some junk

association. I'll just resign.

That's what I'll do.

Either I broke my glasses or we in Jar
Jar Borg's old room.

Pop, you didn't bring your glasses.

These are the diamonds that everybody's
been looking for.

Then by the process of elimination...

We in big trouble.

With all these carrots, I may never need
glasses again.

Hey, wait a minute. Now I remember.

That picture that the police showed us,
that was Freddie Wills. Pop, we went to

high school together until he graduated
to San Quentin. He knows us? Sure he

knows us. And that Mr. Smith is a phony.
Pop, they got us to Hawaii so we could

smuggle these diamonds back to the
mainland.

Because we're stupid.

No, because nobody would suspect us.
We're smugglers.

We're not anything, Pop, but innocent.

You think anybody's going to believe
that? Well, we can try. I'm going to

Y50. No, you call the airport, because
there's only two cops I'm going to get

this stuff back to, Hoppy and Smitty.

These cops won't believe we're innocent.
After all, I threw them out of here and

wouldn't give them a chance to search
the place.

Well, what are they going to think if
they catch us trying to smuggle these

diamonds off the island?

Then we'll pretend that you knew and I
didn't, and you'll go to jail and I'll

to watch.

Since you put those back,

They've checked out.

If they discover the diamond, Davis will
kill him in a second.

Wills is out on bail.

He must be with Davis, too.

Let's get to the airport.

We've got to protect those dumper.

Yeah, I think this is going to work out
all right. They're going to take them

diamonds home without even knowing they
got them. Just hope the cops don't get

here before the plane leaves.

You ought to go tell them everything.

They were hollering at me.

Thank you.

We'd like to take these back.

Okay. Excuse, please. Is this the flight
to San Francisco?

No, sir. Next counter. Thank you.

Now, sir, taking me through to L .A.?
Not the black one.

Hey, Pop, you can't take that bag on
board the plane. I'm not letting it out

my sight. The bag will be safe. I'm
carrying it. But you can't, sir. I'll

it for you. No, wait a minute. Look,
don't you care?

Don't tell me what I can't.

Hey, Pop, that's not our bag.

Hey, the diamonds ain't in that bag.
They must have stashed them someplace

Uh -oh. We better get out of here, son.

Let's get him. Is this dress okay?

Next week, in the conclusion of The
Hawaiian Connection, Fred Sanford, using

the intelligence at his disposal, finds
himself in deeper trouble.