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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:12,590 All right, Fred. 2 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:18,430 What happened to your neck? 3 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,050 I had an accident in a truck. 4 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:21,890 Oh, a whiplash. 5 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,830 Did they hit you from behind? 6 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:28,670 No, I was in a drive -in movie, and I was trying to mess around with Fat 7 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,110 and she hit me from the trunk. 8 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,750 See, they call that a fish lash. 9 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:40,110 Wow. Well, anyway, I was certainly glad to see that you finally... 10 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,880 decided to clean up all this terrible trash that's been lying around this 11 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,920 filthy yard. 12 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,120 That's right, Grady. 13 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,700 Is there anything I can do to help you? 14 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,060 Yeah. Jump in. 15 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:06,560 Say, say, Fred, I think you missed the trash can. 16 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,560 Shut up, Grady. 17 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,020 Say, Fred, I hope you don't mind me interrupting, but don't you think that 18 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:23,660 comic section would look better over here on the sofa and the sports section 19 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,660 over there by the door? 20 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:28,000 Don't make no difference, Brady, as long as it looks messy. 21 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,920 Well, you know Lamont's going to be awful mad when he comes home and sees 22 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,920 this trash around. 23 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,140 I know that. 24 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,140 That's why I did it. I don't understand, Fred. 25 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:41,740 Well, see, Brady, for the last week or so, Lamont's been acting weird. 26 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,120 What do you mean? 27 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,960 I mean, like, he's been... 28 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:47,780 Been nice to me and polite and easygoing. 29 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:49,280 And whatever I do is okay. 30 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,420 Now, that makes me worry about him. 31 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:56,620 Oh, I see. And you think if he comes in and sees all the trash around, that 32 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,780 he'll get mad and he'll be his old self again. 33 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,920 I hope so, Grady. But I'm not sure. Because yesterday I tried to make him 34 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:06,780 because I refused to fix his breakfast, dinner, and lunch. And all he did to me 35 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:11,700 was look at me all funny and smile and say, Well, Pop, you're you and I'm me. 36 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,440 And that's why I love you so. 37 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,800 Here you come now, Green. Let's sit down and act casual. 38 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,540 Okay. Act casual. 39 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,300 Hello, Grady, my friend. How you feeling, buddy? Very casual, thank you. 40 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Hello, Pop. 41 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,880 Hello, Lamont, you big, ugly dummy. 42 00:03:57,420 --> 00:04:02,500 Hey, wait a minute, son. Look at this place. I haven't cleaned it up in days. 43 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,680 And I ain't gonna clean it up either. 44 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,060 Now, what do you say about that? 45 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,780 Well, Pop, that's why you're you and I'm me and that's why I love you. 46 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:13,280 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go upstairs and change. 47 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,740 Wait a minute, son. Listen. Lamar, listen. Look, the room is filthy. 48 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,120 And the bathroom upstairs. 49 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,480 I didn't clean the bathroom and bedroom filthy because I let a mangy dog sleep 50 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,139 up there. 51 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:23,920 Now, how's that better? 52 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:28,760 Pop, that's why you're you and I'm me. And that's why I love you. 53 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,840 Wow, Fred. 54 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:35,020 I see what you mean. 55 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:41,080 I've never seen Lamar act like that before. He's so calm, so serene. 56 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:47,140 Maybe there was a full moon and he got bit on the neck by the flying nun. 57 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:56,200 Wow. Now, that's it, Fred. That's it. But only he wasn't bit. He 58 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,900 was hit by an arrow. 59 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,740 Arrow? Yeah, Cupid's arrow. 60 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,400 Yeah, 61 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,600 that one too, Fred. 62 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:10,420 He has all the symptoms. He's been hit by Cupid's arrow. 63 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,060 Goodbye, Grady. 64 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,400 Oh, goodbye, Fred. 65 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,200 Lamar! Yeah, Pop? 66 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,940 Come on down. I want to talk to you. 67 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,480 Yeah, what is it? 68 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:30,460 Son, I... What's that I smell? 69 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,020 Oh, that's probably my new cologne you smell, Pop. It's called Days in Paris. 70 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,680 Well, it smells like nights in El Segundo. 71 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:44,690 That's cute, Pop. It's cute. I like it. Yeah, well, that's why I... I'm me, and 72 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:48,110 I'm you, and you're me. Now, I want to ask you something. 73 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,170 Sure. You're grown now. 74 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:54,510 Can I talk to you man to man, adult to adult? 75 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:55,810 Why, of course, Pop. 76 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:59,010 Well, son, are you in love? 77 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,050 Yes, I am. 78 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,850 Well, Lamont, you're just a baby. 79 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,610 You're just a kid. You're a child. Now, what do you know about love? 80 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:10,470 That's exactly what I thought you'd say. 81 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:13,590 Listen, son. No, no, no. Wait a minute. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you didn't say 82 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:17,530 that. I was wrong. Of course you know about love. And I know about love, too. 83 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:19,490 It's a sensitive, personal thing. 84 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:26,350 It's a thing that a father and son should discuss with warmth and 85 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:28,190 Okay, shoot. 86 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,130 Now, tell me, who is this bimbo? 87 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:38,150 Well, right now, the only thing that I'm going to tell you is that she's 88 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:41,370 beautiful, intelligent, and black. 89 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,180 Well, I want to meet her. Well, you'll meet her sooner or later, but her night 90 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:48,260 off from the dress shop is Tuesday nights, and I was thinking about having 91 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:49,039 over here for dinner. 92 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,360 Tuesday? That's two days from now. Right. I mean, what's her name? 93 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,020 That's not important, Pop. The thing that is important is that I love her. 94 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,180 How much do you love her? A lot, Pop. 95 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,540 Do you love her enough to marry her? 96 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,780 Maybe. 97 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,900 Well, I'm against it, because you're still a child, and you don't know 98 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 about life. 99 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,100 And that's my opinion. That's how I feel. That's how you think about it. 100 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,100 what do you think about it? 101 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,480 That's why you're you. 102 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,340 And I'm me. 103 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,220 And that's why I love you. 104 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:27,880 I don't play that. 105 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,400 I ain't living here. I live here by myself. 106 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,080 This old messy house. 107 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:37,660 It's not right. 108 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,740 Lamont doesn't have a beard. 109 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,640 What do you want, Brady? 110 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,280 I forgot my jacket, Fred. 111 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,220 Well, get your jacket. I need help, Brady. 112 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:52,020 Oh, no, Fred. You're going to clean up this mess by yourself. 113 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,280 Look, Brady, you were right. 114 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,600 Lamont's got a girl. Oh, well, then you get her to clean it up. 115 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,340 Look, Brady, look here. 116 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,900 See, Lamont won't tell me who this girl is. 117 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,400 And I got to know. 118 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,160 See, I got to go and check out. 119 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,280 You mean he won't let you meet her? 120 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,980 No, he's making a big... mistake, he won't let me meet her. 121 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,720 Not until Tuesday. But see, Tuesday's two days away. 122 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:22,820 Yeah. And in two days, she could seduce him with wine and candlelight. 123 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,260 Yeah. She could dull his senses with her perfume. 124 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,000 Yeah. She could dazzle him with her sex. 125 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,720 Don't stop now, Grady. I'm getting excited. 126 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,260 You gotta find out. 127 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:41,409 Right away. 128 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:43,230 Find her? I don't even know her name. 129 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:45,210 What am I going to do, Grady? 130 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:51,910 Every little breeze wants to whisper to you. 131 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:55,650 That's it, Grady. That's it. That's her name. 132 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,490 Her name is Breeze? 133 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,070 No, Grady. Louise. 134 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,050 Louise Breeze. 135 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:06,850 No, Louise. See, Lamont's been singing that song for days now. 136 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:09,290 And it's placed down about two blocks down the street. 137 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,180 Called Louise's Dress Shop. 138 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,180 Fred. And he said this girl worked in the dress shop. 139 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,100 Fred, you're brilliant. 140 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:19,780 I know that. 141 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,540 Now, see, here's what we have to do. We got to go to our man and check this girl 142 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:28,880 out. Right. But see, she can't know who we are. Or Lamont will find out we've 143 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,120 been there. And he'll get mad. 144 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,660 But don't worry, Fred. Don't worry. You think of something. 145 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,120 And I know whatever it is, it'll be brilliant. 146 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,820 Brilliant. Okay. 147 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,580 Brilliant. How's this? 148 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:45,560 We'll put on some afro wigs and go down there disguised incognito. 149 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,340 Fred, that's dumb. 150 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,080 It ain't great of you. 151 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,240 Do you know why you're my friend? 152 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,580 No. Me either. 153 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,009 This is dumb. 154 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,930 This is dumb, dumb, dumb. 155 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,430 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 156 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,750 May I help you? 157 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,750 Why, sure, lady, but I think you better put some clothes on before you get 158 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,750 dressed. 159 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,190 Sir, I'm over here. 160 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,470 Oh, I see. 161 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:46,450 You could see a lot better if you took off those glasses. 162 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:50,650 Oh, no, you see, I'm an airline pilot, and I got to protect my eyes. 163 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:54,710 Now, aren't you a little old for that kind of thing? 164 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,070 Are you kidding? 165 00:10:56,650 --> 00:11:00,550 Up there in the wild blue yonder, I'm known as the Gray Eagle. 166 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:03,030 And this is my co -pilot. 167 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,270 That's right. 168 00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:08,630 I'm known as the Brown Pigeon. 169 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,930 Well, fine. 170 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,830 What can I do for you two birds? 171 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:19,570 Well, if you don't mind, we'd like to browse around just a little bit. 172 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,870 Fine. When you're ready, Louise will help you. 173 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,970 Oh, you hear that, Grady? 174 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:28,130 Louise. Yeah, but she's kind of young, Fred. Yeah, you're right. 175 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:33,870 I can't seem to make up my mind, Louise. 176 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:40,170 Sir, what would be your reaction to this wool dress? 177 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:42,830 Oh, a rash under my armpits. 178 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,510 name is Lindbergh. 179 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:15,210 And this is my friend Lamont. Sir, did you say Lamont? I know a Lamont. You do? 180 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,850 Yes. In fact, you look a little bit like him yourself. Hey, he's really 181 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,650 handsome. Oh, thank you, honey. 182 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,710 Well, I don't think so. I don't think Lamont does. 183 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:27,550 Is this something that I could show you here? 184 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,170 Sure, honey. You see, we want to buy a present for a girl. In fact, this girl 185 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,570 very much like you. And she's about your age. 186 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,740 She's about, uh, Well, I'm 18. 187 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,200 Yeah, 18. 188 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:43,120 Okay, I see. Maybe a dress would be nice. Something like this. 189 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:48,640 Now, this comes in silk, satin jersey, crepe. 190 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,400 Which one would you prefer? 191 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,640 Personally, I just love crepe. 192 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,780 Oh, Fritz, he would be perfect, because you've got a whole house full of crepe. 193 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,280 You're just kind of cute, and I like you. 194 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:09,600 You know, you may be just all right. Okay, well, thank you very much, sir. 195 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,840 you know, I just can't get over how much you look like the Lamont that I know. 196 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,980 Maybe you'll get to meet him. He should be in here any minute. 197 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:18,760 Lamont, here? Yeah. Well, nice meeting you, miss. Let's go. 198 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,540 Hello, 199 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:32,840 son. Nice meeting you here. I mean, it's a small world integrated. 200 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:38,170 What are you and Grady doing here? Would you believe that Grady needed a new 201 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,170 bra? Yeah. 202 00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:44,190 I didn't think you would. 203 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,830 Son and Pop. Oh, I get it now. 204 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:51,710 Listen, son, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. But see, I wanted to know her, 205 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,350 and I wanted to meet her, so see if she had any possibilities. 206 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,530 And I like her. 207 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,870 You do? 208 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,230 Well, I think that's great. Did you hear that, honey? 209 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,170 Hey, hey, wait a minute. 210 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:09,150 What's the matter with you, Pop? I thought she said you liked Grace. 211 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:15,110 Grace? Grace Alexander, Mr. Sanford. I named the shop after my daughter, 212 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,850 That grown -up lady there is your daughter? 213 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,250 Excuse me for a moment, Grace. 214 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,010 Let me talk to you for a minute, Pop. 215 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:30,890 Son, you got to be crazy. That woman must be ten years older than you are. 216 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:34,650 Look, now I want you to listen and listen carefully because I'm only going 217 00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:35,650 say this one time. 218 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:40,220 Now, Grace might be older than I am, but she's mature and intelligent, and she's 219 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:43,100 more a woman than I've ever known in my life, and I happen to be in love with 220 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,900 her. Now, I'm thinking about marrying her, and if I do, I'm going to have to 221 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:50,060 leave home. Now, do I make myself perfectly clear? 222 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,760 Marry her and leave home. 223 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960 Make it clear. 224 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,080 Oh, Elizabeth, did you hear? 225 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:39,890 She's 44. 226 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:44,710 But what is it going to look like 20 years from now when he's 54 and she's 227 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:51,810 Well, my cousin's grandmother, Mabel, is 86 and she's doing fine. 228 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:55,730 I mean, if a woman wants to sleep 19 hours a day, that's her business. 229 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,630 What about children? 230 00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,470 Well, Mabel can't have any more. 231 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:13,080 a woman because she kind of reminds him of the mother that he never had. 232 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,320 Mother? In me, Lamont has had both a mother and a father. 233 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:22,320 Well, then, Fred, why don't you just leave him alone and maybe he'll get 234 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,840 of it and forget the whole thing. 235 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,520 Grady, that's where you're wrong, Z. 236 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:29,500 Lamont said that he was going to talk to Rollo about an engagement ring. 237 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,360 He's going to get engaged to Rollo? 238 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,200 Well, I hope they'll be happy. 239 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,100 Grady, try engaging. 240 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:44,500 your brain now listen well mine's gonna buy a ring for that woman well fred fred 241 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:49,220 you you got to do something about i know that that was only some way that i 242 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:54,660 could make him realize he's making a fool out of himself and i look don't 243 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:59,020 at me now father got it right to check on his son see everything's okay because 244 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:02,740 getting married to someone who is older and you are not your age that's 245 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:09,190 dangerous pop that's why you're you not me And that's why I love you. 246 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,970 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and change my clothes. 247 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,390 Yes, sir. 248 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:16,710 Look, have you decided on what you're going to fix next Tuesday night for 249 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:21,310 dinner? Yes, I decided. I want to fix something new, something borrowed, and 250 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:22,310 something blue. 251 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,310 Because you're bringing something old. 252 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:34,930 That's cute, Pop. It's cute. I like it. But there's nothing that you can say or 253 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,310 do that's going to make me upset. 254 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,880 Now, why don't you just fix one of your fantastic meals next week, and I'll 255 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,880 bring the champagne. 256 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,380 Champagne? You're going to buy champagne? 257 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,120 Oh, yeah, Grady. When you have an important announcement to make, you're 258 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,120 toasted with champagne. 259 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,540 Important announcement. 260 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,840 Right. Hey, Pop, you know what might be a good idea? 261 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,720 Why don't you get yourself a date, and it'll be nice and cozy just the four of 262 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,980 us. I don't have time to talk to you now, Pop. I've got to run upstairs and 263 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,480 change because I'm going to the jewelry store. 264 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,120 Every little breeze seems to... Did you hear that, Grady? 265 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,270 Announcement. 266 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:11,390 Champagne. Me bring a date. 267 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:13,450 Grady, I'm in trouble. 268 00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:16,050 You sure are, Fred, because I hate champagne. 269 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,910 But pick me up at eight anyway. 270 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,510 Well, this is it, Grady. 271 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,390 Oh, Lamont. 272 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,090 It's very nice. 273 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:36,640 Yeah. I knew it would be something special. 274 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,340 Yeah, I'm glad you like it. 275 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,040 Hello, son. 276 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,740 Hello, Grace. 277 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,660 Welcome to my home. 278 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:50,740 Thank you, Mr. Sanford. I like your house. It feels so warm and lived in. 279 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:51,980 It does? 280 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:58,160 Well, I can just see myself in here, curled up in front of the fireplace, 281 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,720 drifting off to sleep. 282 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,280 Yeah? Well, we don't have no fireplace, but... 283 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,140 You can curl up under the sink if you want to. 284 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,180 Hey, man, why don't you dig yourself? 285 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,080 Hey, son, how do I look? 286 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:13,220 You look spiffy, Pop. Yeah, thank you. See, I only look good for your 287 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,220 and my date. 288 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,180 Oh, hey, Grace, you're going to love Donna. She's fantastic. No, no, wait a 289 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,820 minute. I didn't bring Donna. 290 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:22,220 I have another date. She's in the kitchen. She's helping me fix dinner. 291 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,440 Well, bring her out, Mr. 292 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,600 Sanford. We're just dying to meet her. Really? I want to get her for you. 293 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,540 Hey, you know, I think he's beginning to like you, Grace, because if he didn't, 294 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,540 he'd have done something dumb. 295 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,270 This is Mabel. 296 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:40,170 Hey, Pop, that's Grady's cousin's grandmother. 297 00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,730 That's right. See, Mabel and I go way back. 298 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:49,930 See, I first met her when I was 34, and she was 44. 299 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,130 It didn't make much difference then. 300 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:57,950 Pop. No, no, I'm trying to listen. We were like two chickens in the coop. 301 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:02,110 The problem is, I'm still clucking, and I ain't heard a... 302 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,560 This is my son, Lamar. 303 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840 Abel? 304 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,240 How do you do? 305 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,540 No, no, that's not him. 306 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,540 This is his girlfriend here, Grace. 307 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,380 Oh, pleased to meet you, H. 308 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,280 No, dear, it's Grace. 309 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,860 G -R -A -C -E. 310 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360 Grace. 311 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:42,800 You all sit down right here, and I'll pour you some champagne for a toast. 312 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,420 Well, aren't we cute? 313 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,460 Young me and old her. 314 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:58,220 See, when we were young, you know, I was 34, and she was 44, and it didn't seem 315 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,060 like we'd end up this ugly a couple, did it? 316 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,600 We'll have a little toast anyway right here. 317 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,060 A little drink for you, man. 318 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,100 And so, Grace, right there, we'll all have a little kiss. 319 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,360 Here you are, darling. 320 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:17,340 Thank you. Now, to my son and his lady friend and their future 321 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,340 happiness. 322 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,440 And to President McKinley. 323 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200 Well, that's it. 324 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:28,720 That's it. I thought I'd seen everything till tonight, but this takes the cake. 325 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,340 Come on, Grace. Hey, wait a minute. Son. 326 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,580 Son. Listen, son. 327 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:37,050 Would you like to have a little fun, Freddy? 328 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:45,170 What a nerve for him. Do you believe what he did? 329 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:48,570 Oh, Lamont, your father meant well. 330 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,310 Yeah, so did Attila the Hun. 331 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,370 He spoiled our engagement party. 332 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:54,930 Engagement party? 333 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,270 Yeah. 334 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,350 Surprise. 335 00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,550 Lamont, it's beautiful. 336 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,910 But I can't accept this. 337 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,710 I can't marry you. 338 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,230 Why not? 339 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:14,810 As crude as your father was, he did make a point. 340 00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:19,090 The difference in our ages would become a problem. 341 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:20,770 You really think so? 342 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,810 I'm afraid it's the truth. 343 00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:30,390 But Lamont... Lamont... You're still the best. 344 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:31,730 Yeah, you too. 345 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:37,120 You see, it's just that we each want different things out of life. 346 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,560 Friends? 347 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,560 Friends. 348 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,500 You'll find someone who's just right for you. 349 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,960 Of course, she won't be as witty, intelligent and beautiful as I am. 350 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,200 But you will look, won't you, Lamont? 351 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,600 Yeah, I will. 352 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,360 Darn it. 353 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:18,099 Hi, Pop. 354 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,099 Oh, my. 355 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,720 I thought you were gone for good. 356 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:22,260 No chance. 357 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,740 You know, Pop, things seem to be going just great, and then all of a sudden 358 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,940 everything gets all messed up. 359 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,300 I know what you mean, son. 360 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,400 Like the TV ain't working again. 361 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,820 I want you to know, Pop, that Gracie and I had a long talk, and, well, we're 362 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,940 still going to see each other, but we're not going to get married. 363 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:43,980 No, no, no. You don't have to apologize, Pop, because it wouldn't have worked 364 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:48,860 out. Don't worry about it, son. Look, There's a whole sea of women out there 365 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,720 just waiting for you to pickle that tuna. 366 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,580 How poetic. 367 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,760 Son, there's something I just got to say. No, look, listen, listen. You don't 368 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,660 have to explain, man, because what you did, you did because you love me. Now 369 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:06,660 going to go upstairs and change. 370 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,479 No, you're not. 371 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,480 What do you mean, no, I'm not? 372 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,420 Well, you can't, because, see, Mabel sprained her ankle, and she's up there 373 00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:14,480 the bed. The doctor told her to stay up there. She got to stay up there at least 374 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,480 a week. 375 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,360 How did these things happen to me like that? 376 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,420 I don't understand. 377 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,400 Hey, come here. Come here. 378 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,360 These things happen to you because you're you and I'm you. 28866