All language subtitles for Sanford & Son s04e19 Golden Boy

That's some hard work there. That thing
is really, really heavy.

That was really rough.

Listen, Yerby, I want to thank you. See,
Lamont's out with the truck, and I

didn't know how I was going to get this
tub on. Yeah, Yerby.

Oh, yeah, go ahead and let it down,
Junior.

This is Junior?

If this is Junior, I'd hate to see you
sing.

Hey, who is he, Yerby?

Junior Joe Lewis.

I call him that because he fights like
Joe Lewis.

He's a professional fighter?

That's right.

And I'm his manager.

I remember when all you could stand and
manage was some tips and towels in the

toilet at the Kit Kat Club.

Yeah, last time I saw you, you were
working at the carnival, selling pony

Yeah. You sure look funny with that
saddle on your back.

And that fake tail.

Yeah, well, that's all behind me now.

It was all behind you then.

Since I got into the fight game. No
kidding. Well, look, we're going in the

house to have a couple of beers. You can
tell me about it. A beer?

Not for you.

You go finish your road work.

Road work.

Well,

he's not as dumb as he looks.

Nobody can be dumb as he looks.

Come on in here. Have a little sit
-down. Anywhere you want to.

I'll get us a couple of beers.

Hey, Yerby.

That fighter of yours, good like you say
he is, a real contender.

In fact, he's going to fight right here
in L .A. this week.

No kidding.

I sure would like to see that.

If he can get us a couple of tickets for
me and Lamar.

Hey, I can do better than that.

How would you like to be right up there
in the ring with him?

What are you talking about?

Look. Junior is a million -dollar
fighter, and I'm offering you a part of

Which part? The part that eats or the
part that sits on the counter?

Fred, Junior is sensational.

I'm really offering you a half a million
dollars.

Half of me. Half, half, half of me.

Half of me. Half of me.

I can't even get my tongue to go up that
high.

we finish this, how much is this going
to cost me?

300 bucks.

300 what bucks?

No, 200.

200 what?

200 minus 100 equals 100.

I'll make it minus 50 and then we got a
deal. You got it. I'll take it.

I'll take that.

Hey, hey, hey, have you seen my knife?

To surprise Lamar, I was getting some
new tires for the truck. But here it is.

Good.

Now, you know that part of the deal is
that you keep Junior here in training.

Where are you going?

I got to go to San Diego.

Well, what am I supposed to do with
Junior?

Rip him into shape.

Okay. Shorten up his punches. That's all
right. Build up his stamina. I can do

that. Smarten him up. Give me my money
back.

Ain't nobody gets smarten over here.

Did you run around the... block 20
times? 20 times. Now, Mr. Sanford,

your new part owner, and I want you to
do everything he tells you. First thing

is keep that left up.

No, left, dummy, left, left.

This one, up. Look here, I got a blank
contract right here.

Let me check this over first, because
it's got to be right.

That's right.

There you go. John Hancock. Yeah, well,
now, good luck, and train him hard.

What's the matter with you? What are you
cranky and grouchy about?

I'm cranky and grouchy because I got a
flat tire on the truck and I changed it

and the spare was flat.

I had to walk two and a half miles from
Al's garage.

And that's also the reason why I wish we
lived closer to a river so I could push

that truck in it.

Forget the truck.

I'm thinking seriously of getting you a
half -ton pickup from Rose and Royce.

I recognize a familiar gleam in your
eye.

Gleam?

It's that sun -we're -going -to -get
-rich -quick gleam.

Come on, Pop. What did you buy?

I just bought a little something for the
house.

Pop,

I'm going to give you five seconds to
explain to me what it's doing here.

A junior here is a professional fighter.

Pop, you bought a fighter?

Huh?

You bought a fighter?

Yeah, you see, he's fighting with me.
You remember my old buddy, Yerby?

Yerby? Yerby's mixed up in this.

Not mixed up, involved.

Pop, how could you do any kind of
business with Yerby, man?

How much did it cost?

A measly 50 bucks.

50 bucks?

You spent our last 50 bucks on a
fighter, Pop. I was saving that money

truck. Well, forget the truck.

All right, I'll put a grill in Junior's
mouth and drive him to work.

What is it?

You just wait and see.

Wait and see, son. I'll get us rich. And
not just from Junior's fighting, but

from souvenirs and them sweatshirts and
all that stuff they sell.

And just how do you plan on doing this?
I'm going down and renegotiating

Junior's contract.

Pop, you don't know nothing about the
boxing game.

Who don't know nothing about boxing? I
used to box myself years ago.

Used to call me Fast Fist Freddy with
the Floyd Floyd.

This looks like something right out of
one of those old movies.

I can just close my eyes and see.

I can see.

You know, if my eyes close, I can't see
a damn thing.

Just sit down somewhere, you know.

Say, Fred, Mr.

Fitzgerald told us to come in and wait.
He did not say make ourselves at home.

Listen, one thing I know, Brady, is this
fight game.

See, you gotta be cocky, or else people
will run all over you. Oh.

Okay, gentlemen, what can I do for you?

Don't sit in that chair.

What do you mean, don't sit in this
chair? Listen, I'm tough and I'm cocky,

I know the fight game.

I'll tell you something you don't know,
tough and cocky.

That chair was just painted.

Fred Big Money Sanford.

This is my associate, Small Change
Wilson.

Who's the fighter you're here to talk
about?

Well, listen, I'm Junior Joe Lewis'
manager.

What do you mean? I thought he was
Yerby's fighter.

I'm Yerby's partner, and I'll come here
to check over and talk over some new

details with you. What do you mean,
details?

Look, just have the fighter down there
Friday night, 8 .30, in a pair of trunks

and a bathrobe. So how? We can begin
negotiations right there.

What do you mean? Fred doesn't have a
bathrobe.

You shut up, Brady, because I put round
five in your mouth.

Okay, gentlemen, I'll see you on Friday.

Listen, we haven't finished negotiating
nothing yet.

What do you mean? I think we covered a
lot.

Three of the major points.

First, you're one of your B -suckers.

Second, you're short of bathrobe. And
third, you like to sit on wet paint.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
about the fight.

Now, listen, we've got to negotiate the
television and see who's going to get

the television rights.

Then we've got to figure out what we're
going to do with the souvenirs and all

those other things. And first, the main
thing is, who is going to be interviewed

by Howard Cosell?

Now, wait a minute. I don't think you
understand. You see, this is just a four

-round preliminary fight. The winner
just gets $100, and that is less the

fee for the bathrobe. Now, that's the
deal.

Oh, that's the old deal. Here it is.
Now, if we discuss this stuff, we

the television rights, or else me and my
fighter, we walk. You get that, Buster?

I think I understand your position.

I think he understands your position,
Fred. I know he understands my position.

He calls his attorney and accountant now
to get some advice.

Hello, I want to talk to Max.

He's talking to Max. He didn't, Fred. He
didn't. Big money, Fred.

Hello? Hello, Max.

Now, on Friday night, Junior Joe Lewis
is out. Put in Irish Doogie Doogie.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. We got a contract. Well,
sue me.

Wait a minute, but we got to set the
television right. You can have the

television right. It's been nice talking
to you gentlemen. Listen, I'll tell you

what. I'll put on Lamont's band robe and
you can be interviewed by Howard

Cosell. So what?

Wait a minute. Oh,

boy, you did it, Fred.

You got him on the ropes now.

Now finish the job. Borrow one of the
ropes and hang yourself.

If you don't mind, he's helping me, you
know. My father left and took the truck

again. We don't have no truck. No truck.
No money. No money.

No eat.

Eat. Eat.

And for breakfast, this bottomless pit
ate a dozen eggs, a half a pound of

bacon, and a loaf of toast.

And an hour later, I caught him looking
fondly at Julio's goat.

Goat. Goat.

Fred, Fred, I think you better feed
Junior.

Okay, great. I'll tell you what.

You take him on down to the supermarket,
and when he heat up around $2 worth,

put your hand over his mouth.

So look here, watch your fingers.

Oh, okay, Fred.

Listen, you've been busy all day
negotiating fights.

What'd you get?

He got four stripes of free paint, and
the fight canceled.

Come on, Junior, let's eat.

Eat, eat.

Well, you did it now, Pop. We broke.

And without the truck, we got no way of
making no money. Forget the truck.

Forget the truck. How are we going to
make money if we don't have no truck?

Listen, son, don't ever count me out
because all my life I've made my living

with my wits.

Well, I certainly hope you can eat your
wits, Pop, because Junior ate everything

else.

Nobody fools Fred Stanford. Nobody
misuses Fred Stanford. I know how to

that thing. I just call that old Clancy
Fitzgerald down there.

When I get through being mean and...

I'll watch him crumble under my
pressure.

Count, count.

Eight, nine, ten, eleven, eleven,
eleven.

Wow!

Eight, nine, ten, eleven, eleven,
eleven, twelve.

Twelve, twelve, twelve. Oh, hi.

Oh, hi, Freddy.

How you doing?

Oh, fun.

I like this ring that I borrowed from
the Y.

Brady, what are all these people doing
here? Oh, those are fight fans, and they

paid 50 cents to watch Junior work out.
You mean to tell me they paid 50 cents

to watch him skip rope?

Brady, they could go down to the
schoolyard and see it for free.

Hey, buddy, he's been jumping rope for a
half an hour. How about some action?

Hi, Lamont. Oh, hi, Yerby.

Well, how are things?

My father, Mr. Fight Promoter, got your
fight canceled.

He did what?

Where is he? In the house.

Fred, what did you do?

Shh.

Gary B., I'm concentrating on the
schedule for Junior's personal

tour. Tour?

Right. I figure we can cover 37 cities
in four days.

And then if we carry along a rock group,
Junior can sing in between fights.

But Lamar just told me that Junior's
fight was canceled.

Yeah, every next time a little bird
whispers something in your ear, make

it's not a loony bird.

Then the fight's back on.

99 and 44, 100's back on.

See, now Clancy's coming over here later
on to watch Junior fight, and if he

likes what he sees, we back in business.

Watch him fight?

Yeah. Well, who's his firing party?

You did hire his firing partners, didn't
you?

Yeah, but you don't think I'd leave out
the most important detail, do you? See,

I plan ahead.

Lamont? Put your gloves on, son, and go
out there and get ready to go around the

junior.

You must be crazy. I ain't going to
fight nobody.

Son, don't look at it as a fight. Look
at it as our new red truck.

I look at it as my fresh red blood.

I ain't fighting nobody.

All right, keep it up, keep it up.

Oh, say, Lamar.

I want you to meet Mr. Clancy
Fitzgerald, a fight promoter. How you

Mr. Wilson, where is Junior's sparring
partner? I haven't got all day.

I know, Mr. Fitzgerald. Time is money
and money is time.

That's the first thing I learned as a
boxing trainer.

About 2 .30 this afternoon.

Look, I think you guys should know
something. Hi, Clancy.

Hello, Yerby.

Folks, you'll notice a celebrity has
just joined us in here in camp.

One of the great names in the fight
business.

Oh, you don't have to introduce me,
Irby.

I'm talking about a great fight
promoter, Mr. Clancy Fitzgerald.

Okay, folks, now you've all been
watching the champ exercise and work

in a few minutes, we're going to present
some thrilling exhibition boxing.

Oh, no, we're not.

Oh, yes, we are.

You think I'm selling sherbet?

Look, I can't let you go in there and
fight Junior. You'll get killed.

Oh, no, I won't.

I'm going in there to take care of him.
When I come back, I might give you two

or three of these across your lips.

Okay, over and out now.

Don't eat it!

I can see right through your little
skin. See, you think you're going to

me into going in there and fighting
Junior, but it's not going to work. If

want to go in there and fight Junior, go
on with your bad self.

Well, I won't do.

Now, help me get through them ropes.

to him?

Hey, my Mark, I tried to, but he's
determined to get those new tires for

truck. How did you know about that?

Hey, that's the first thing he said to
me when I mentioned this deal to him,

that you could get killed on those bald
-headed tires, and he was going to get

you some new ones.

He said that?

Let me have the gloves, Pop.

There you go, sir.

Thank you so much. You know what you're
asking me to do, don't you? You're

asking me to come in here and get
killed.

Well, I'm only going to ask you this one
time.

All right. You both know the rule.

Okay.

Now, Junior, I want you to hit him hard,
move him fast, and don't let up.

And listen, son.

You hit him slow and hit him soft.

And when he hits you right in your mouth
and in your nose together, make it look

like it's bleeding.

And then when he knocks you unconscious,
lay there and don't move.

Okay, son.

Go ahead.

All right.

Now, you both know the rules. When you
hear the bell, come out and fight.

Well, let's get this over with.

I don't want to see him anywhere near
the arena.

I don't want to be near the arena where
you are because you're a crook and

you're cheating and you're not honest.

to buy you out. He needs 50. 50 for him
and 25 for me for a new belly button.

There you go.

All right, Junior, come on, let's get
dressed and get out of here.

Let's eat. Eat.

Oh.

Well, we made our money back and put us
a couple extra dollars.

Yeah, sir.

I hope you learned a lesson. I did learn
a lesson. I did, sonny. You go on in

there on the couch and sit down and
relax and rest your stomach.

I'll be right in there in a minute.

Now, step right up, folks. Right now,
we're going to have the big contest.

Anyone that wants to come in the ring
and can last three minutes with me can

$10. It don't make no difference. I take
all covers.

Anybody? How about you, sir?

Would you have this old lady in the
ring?

Hey, why don't you come outside with me
and look at the new tires I got for the

truck? Not right now, son. I'm trying to
figure out a nickname for myself.

A nickname?

Yeah. What for?

I'm going back in the ring.

Now, just wait a minute. Now, I've got
to draw the line someplace, Pop. I'm not

going to let you go in the ring and
fight.

I'm not talking about fighting. I'm
talking about wrestling. That's where

real money is.

Wrestling? What are you going to call
yourself?

Gorgeous junk?

I'm not going to let you do it, man.
You'll get hurt.

I'm not going to let you do it. That's
all there is to it. I sure appreciate

that, son. All right. You don't know how
much this means to me for you to go in

that ring and represent us.