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♪ MTV ♪

This season on the Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens compete in three brackets

for a chance to face off in the finals

and win the grand prize of $200,000.

Last week, Bracket 3 competed

in the first of three episodes.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you need to design and create a bewitching look

for the main stage working in tandem.

Period.

What do you think about your alliances?

Gee, I don't know.

I'm nervous because I think one of you bitches

is gonna get four points,

and then you're gonna give it away

to some bitch that don't need it or deserve it,

and it's gonna mix the shit up.

I'm gonna keep my thoughts on this subject

to myself for now.

What?

Ca, ca, ca, ca, ca.

Ginger Minj.

Your comedy timing was very ever present tonight.

You were my favorite of the night.

Daya Betty.

You look so beautiful.

And I also loved your, like, physical storytelling.

Ginger Minj and Daya Betty,

you are the top two All Stars of the week.

Yay.

Condragulations. You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in our Tournament of All Stars.

Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby!

Every week, the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

You must give it away to the All-Star

you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.

Choose wisely, because the three queens

with the most points from this bracket

will move on to the semifinals.

Whew!

The point?

Well, well, well, well.

The wicked points.

Puntos, puntos, puntos.

Let's be honest, I think that Lisa and I

deserve to be on the top two.

Fight me.

But even if I'm on the bottom...

♪ I have the power ♪

To give my point to somebody

and, hopefully, get something from my sisters.

The game is on.

- So here's the thing. - Yeah.

Ginger won.

Daya won.

Great job.

They have their points already.

- Yeah, they're done. - Do you planning...

We shouldn't give them any more.

To give your points to the winners,

or are we planning, like, here?

I'm not giving them my point today.

And even if I was judging, I would not maybe

have put them in the top.

I think we should have won the challenge.

So it sucks because designing is what I'm known for.

Listen, but with one point, we can change everything.

Yep.

Each of us deserve one point

because we all have good critiques.

Yep.

You're basing it on the critiques,

but we don't have to.

You could base it off if someone helped you,

or based off of your partner,

or based off of the alliances.

I'm not saying to do that.

I am disappointed that I'm not in the top this week,

because now I have to deal with this little high school game

of, like, whose clique are you in and da, da, da, da, da.

No, it's just not me.

- Ah. - Ah.

Hello, hello, hello, ladies.

Congratulations.

I am in the lead.

I'm a leading character.

Haha!

Ah!

And it makes me hungry for more.

- Okay, so points wise... - Yeah.

have you guys been kind of, like, talking over

amongst yourselves what you think you're

gonna do with your points?

Yeah, a little bit.

I think now's the time. They're sitting right there.

- Right there. - Who wants to go first?

You know what? I can go first.

I wish I can keep my point, because I really wanna,

like, have that point with me, take it for a walk,

go to the grocery store.

But, no, I can't.

This is for you, Alyssa.

Yeah.

This is for you, honey, because you deserve it, Mami.

Thank you, mi amor.

- There you go. - I have one point, yay.

You deserve it.

You deserve it.

You worked hard this week.

Who's next?

Denali, go.

I'll go next.

Cynthia gave her point to her partner,

so if Denali does not hand me that one point,

I'm gonna burn her house down

because I wrote our script.

The queen helped me tremendously in my challenge,

and I thought we really ate it and I'm really proud of us,

so mine goes to Acid Betty.

I'm gonna stand up to accept my point.

I'm gonna make it official. - Yes.

- As you should. - Thank you so much.

Will you put it on me? - Of course, diva.

Acid helped me a lot with the challenge,

and hopefully, she's gonna give her point back.

However, she also has a relationship with Cynthia

and they're very close, so this really could go either way.

I was thinking about to Cucu Cynthia

because of the gorgeous, stunning glow up that you did.

Oh.

And, you know, the energy in the Werk Room and everything.

She's really kept us positive and lovely.

Yeah.

But I, too, had an incredible partner who, without her,

I would have done nothing.

I would be nowhere.

Oh, my God.

Therefore, I give this point to my sister,

Denali!

Congratulations. Mwah! Mwah!

So Alyssa Hunter...

Hmm. I have two persons in mind.

Mm.

To me, the most valuable queen is the bottom queen

that did the best in the challenge.

So I'm thinking to give it to Cynthia

because I work with her and she did an amazing job.

But at the same time, I love Denali's look.

One, I feel a very special connection with her.

And she demonstrated that she can sew.

But the other also demonstrate that she is a sickening queen.

And I thought she's gonna be in the top with me.

And I enjoy, I learn to work with her,

and that's my Titi Cucu.

- Yay. - So thank you, mi amor.

I was about to get the chancla.

Oh, so congenial, our group.

How equal.

We all have points.

- We're all on the board. - We all have points.

You have point. You have points.

Everybody have points. - Yay!

Yes!

- All right, guys. - Let's get out of this.

Let's get out of this now, honey.

Do it, let's do it.

It felt expected that everyone

gave it to their partners.

And if someone broke the chain,

I think that would have been a big hoopla drama.

I did feel pressure to have to give it to my team, girl.

I think it was the right thing to do.

I don't like to feel that I'm being oppressed,

and I feel like because we only have two more weeks,

I might have to shake the game, shake it up.

Next week, Cynthia, just so you know.

Love you.

Come here.

That was very diplomatic.

What do you mean, the way they distributed the points?

Do you think it's always gonna be like that?

No, I don't.

I don't either.

We're gonna have to start being a little selfish.

Yeah.

- Only two weeks left. - Yeah.

We need to step up our game

and do it all for the next week.

Mm-hmm.

I'm coming so hard

for the next challenge.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little annoyed.

I came here expecting to be in the top for every challenge.

So next week, I'm going to triple lutz on these sluts.

I'm gonna give chanclas to everybody here.

So far, I've been the Good Witch.

But now I wanna be... You know.

I wanna be the girl, mm-mm.

Boo, chancla, boo, boo.

Because I'm not coming to play just only games.

I'm coming to win.

Oh, I'm scared of you.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest judge Jamal Sims.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

- Yoo-hoo. - Buenos días.

Buenos días.

It feels so good in here today.

I know.

It's a new day in the Werk Room,

and I am feeling like my shit don't stink

because I have two points on the leaderboard.

Ginger has three, and the other girls have one.

But there's not that many points

in between everybody on the leaderboard

so it's still really anybody's game.

How does it feel to have three points, bitch?

You're in the lead right now.

Do you feel like there's a target on your back?

Girl, I got a target.

I mean, you are the star over there in the middle.

Wait, you match the floor.

Get down there! - Wait!

Go, Ginger! Go.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Does anyone know where Ginger is?

I can't get up.

Do you need help?

There was already a target on my back.

Why not advertise it? I can't see what's on my back.

I'll just wear it right on the front.

I'm--I'm ready.

Put 'em up, put 'em up.

all: Whoa!

Mother has called.

Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses.

Hey, cooters.

Hey!

You can take the charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

and talent out of country.

But why in tarnation would you wanna do that?

Now, tell your momanem I said hi.

I guess she's been talking to my family again.

Hello, hello, hello.

all: Hello.

Mother.

Hi, Mother.

Everybody looks good in cranberry.

Good morning, All Stars.

all: Good morning. - Buenos dias.

Buenos dias.

You know, it's been 30 years since the world was introduced

to the one and only Cher.

- Ooh! - Oh, is Cher coming, girl?

Uh, Horowitz.

all: Oh.

- Yes, makes more sense. - Duh.

I'm talking about the beloved heroine

from the cult classic movie, "Clueless."

all: Oh!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

So for today's Mini Challenge,

in honor of the 30th anniversary of the film,

we're gonna celebrate some of her most meme-able quotes

with a "Clueless" photo shoot.

Ooh.

You each get 30 seconds to "Cher" some poses.

In the end, the queen whose photo is totally bugging wins.

Now, you have 20 minutes to get into quick Cher Horowitz drag.

Oh, obsessed.

I love "Clueless."

Ew, get off of me!

Ugh, as if.

I wanted a closet with a never-ending fashion.

And if I had a hot stepbrother, I would probably

be crushing on him too.

Ready, set, go.

all: Ooh!

Got it, got it.

Wait! I want the blonde one.

The madness.

- Finish. - I've never looked better.

Usually, when I just go out, people often think

that I look just like Cher.

They are under the influence of cannabis or something?

Ugh, as if!

All right, Ladykins, time is up.

Up first, Acid Betty and Alyssa Hunter.

Acid Betty, you will pose while Alyssa Hunter reads.

The transformation is real, baby.

I don't get it.

Did my hair get flat?

Did I stumble into bad lighting?

Oh, my God, I'm totally bugging.

Dionne and I were both named

after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.

Wow, it has been 30 years, hasn't it?

Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?

Ah!

I am not a prude.

I'm just highly selective.

Uh! You try driving in platforms.

Will you put a G in that "ugh."

Uggg!

You try driving in platforms.

Some diarrhea problem.

Gorgeous.

Hey, Mama Ru.

Anything you can do

to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Oh.

Oh.

Gag.

Okay, I think we got it.

Wow, wow.

Ugh, as if.

How valley girl can you make that?

Ugh, as if.

How low can you make that?

As if.

And then there's that.

Wow.

She's a full on Monet.

Let's do...

a makeover!

It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.

Ladykins, you were all "Clueless."

Oh, my God.

But one of you was exceptionally "Clueless."

The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

Denali.

Condragulations, you've won a cash prize of $1,000.

Ooh.

Period! I'm going to Disney World.

All Stars, with festivals like Austin City Limits

and Stagecoach, country music has never been

so diverse and so big.

So for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be performing a hoedown throwdown

at the new drag festival Stagecooch.

Word.

Yeehaw!

In two groups, you'll be introducing

these country bangers:

"Key Your Car," a song about heartbreak and revenge,

and "Trailer Hitch," a song about what it takes

to get your man's attention.

Ooh.

First, you'll write your own verses.

Next, you'll record your vocals with composer David Steinberg.

And then each group will be in charge

of staging your performance.

So I'll leave you with the tracks

so you can choose your groups and decide

which song you'll perform.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Let's ride the bull, baby.

Yeehaw!

♪ Let's do it ♪

It's time to go to Stagecooch.

Stagecooch.

Yeehaw!

This week's Maxi challenge is the Stagecooch

hoedown throwdown, country girl group dance and song

sing-along extravaganza eleganza!

Yes, God, Grandma, okurr?

Did anyone win their girl group

challenge in their season? - Ding!

- I did not. - Same, sister.

- Did you? - I did.

Fuck you, bitches.

This shit is my bread and butter.

Are you a country singer?

It's not country per se, but I've been writing music

for, like, the past three years.

I really love it. It's my favorite thing.

This challenge plays right into my strengths,

because I love to write music and perform.

That's why I do drag, so I know I'm gonna excel.

Can we listen to these?

- I wanna listen. - Let's do it.

Hit it!

So there's two songs that we can choose from.

We have country banger number one, "Key Your Car."

- Oh, these are good lyrics. - Oh.

I like this one.

It gives a little Miranda Lambert vibe.

- Uh-huh. - More sexual.

- Very Carrie Underwood. - Very Carrie Underwood.

Or country banger number two, "Trailer Hitch."

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Oh, so we're going there.

This is sexy.

I'm into "Trailer Hitch," 100%.

It's very, like, a slutty whore, which--

I can play that.

- All right. - Let's get into it.

I'm gonna call-- I'm gonna call "Trailer Hitch."

I'm gonna call "Trailer Hitch."

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

There has to be some sort of, like, organization to this,

because everybody sounds like they want the same song.

So for those that would like "Trailer Hitch,"

raise your hand.

Oh, wow.

Okay, okay, um, how do we wanna go about this?

Do we wanna do, like, a rock paper scissors?

Or we could pull names out of a hat.

Alyssa's face is irritated right now.

Girl.

I'm very nervous because

English is hard enough for me,

and now, I need to do a country accent?

I need to get the song that I am comfortable with

if I want a chance to win this challenge.

You know what, Cynthia, you said

you would do "Key Your Car."

I will scratch your car all over and over.

That's my song.

I will do "Key Your Car," too.

Whoo! I love that.

It wasn't for you, bitch, but okay.

Thank you, God.

"Key Your Car" has that little, like,

bad bitch attitude, which I know

I'm obviously very good at.

So "Key Your Car" will work.

It'll do, Donkey. It'll do.

And then how does it happen?

Like, the first person-- - Or maybe we should--

Alyssa, are you stressed out?

I am a little bit stressed out.

Do you really want this?

I really, really want "Trailer Hitch."

- I'll do "Key Your Car." - For real?

Yep.

This is what I do.

I was born and raised in the country.

My country album is called "Double Wide Diva,"

and I literally had an uncle named Cooter.

That's how country I am.

So I can win with either one of them.

All right, so we are team "Key Your Car."

Absolutely.

And we're team "Trailer Hitch."

I got the song.

I got the song.

"Trailer Hitch."

Eh, eh, eh, suck your tick--oh, sorry.

- All right. - All right, sisters.

Let's get rotten and get that Southern twang goin'.

Let's get to it.

I'm actually really happy with our group.

- Oh, my God, it's so good. - Yes, yes.

I'm so excited for this Maxi Challenge,

because I have the opportunity to show

how good I am as a singer and as an entertainer.

♪ So you have the bull by the horns ♪

♪ But you better run away before I cut down your bones ♪

No?

Honey, professional.

We are both singers.

We've sung together before. - Yes.

Where did you sing together at?

We--we did "Rocky Horror" together.

I feel like we're all very, like, over-the-top

theatrical people. - Yeah.

And I think that's something you also have

to have for this challenge.

This smell, mira.

This is like winning.

In season 13, this was actually my only challenge win.

Wow.

- Can I get a sample? - Oh, yeah. I was like--

♪ Icy, spicy, for you, I'm too pricey ♪

♪ Going for the gold so I'ma get little feisty ♪

♪ Strong like a Megatron ♪

♪ Long like a marathon ♪

♪ AK to Babylon ♪

♪ I'm a phenomenon ♪

Work, bitch!

Writing is--

Why did you not write for the first challenge?

Music is different than comedy for me.

Music--it just is, like, my language.

I just really feel bad for everybody else today,

because, I mean, this is my week.

We should work on a group name.

I was thinking Corn Nuts.

I thought Corn Nuts was funny. - Corn--

what about, like, the Mud Flappers?

Maybe just Mud Flaps?

I like. I like.

Did you guys come up with a group name?

The Mud Flaps.

Mud--

ours is the Whiskey Chicks.

I've heard better.

I definitely think that Ginger and Daya

have stuck together because they're the top girls.

Are we concerned about the other group at all?

Grab my saggy Milk Duds and--

Spray me with that good-good?

No!

They think that we are the underdogs,

but I think we have an advantage.

Because we--this is our time to surprise our judges.

If we really bring it, that can really fare well for us.

We are gonna bring it.

No, we're not gonna bring it.

We're gonna win. - We are.

Exactly. We're gonna bring it and win.

Fuck yeah.

I'm not very well versed in country, but I am funny.

So I gotta blast in people's faces this week.

all: ♪ Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ♪

Otherwise, I'm gonna kill everybody,

so all the points are mine.

Not every girl has to survive the tournament, right?

Okay, here we go!

Ooh!

- Oh! - Come along.

- We got a little surprise. - Hold on!

I think I know that--

Yes!

Orville Peck!

Country music superstar-- he's so sexy and beautiful.

Ooh!

I'm Orville Peck.

Oh, my God!

Hi, sexy.

And David and I are here

to help you turn your broken heart into country art.

all: Yay!

I'm a professional, more than 20-something years as a singer.

But with a piece of pie like him, I don't know.

I might be probably sexually distracted.

So let's get to work.

We're gonna start with the "Key Your Car" girls.

- Okay, word. - Daya, you're up first.

Have you keyed someone's car for real?

No, not yet, but you can be my first.

Let's give it a try.

Okay.

♪ Cause a little drama ♪

♪ Give the tea a little stir ♪

♪ I'm a lover and a fighter ♪

♪ I don't care what you heard ♪

I got one Maxi Challenge win on my season.

It was for the girl group challenge.

And I was in the top last week,

so I need to keep that momentum, you know.

Like, I know I can do it, so let's do it again.

♪ Just beware of this dog ♪

♪ 'Cause Betty does bite, yeah! ♪

What if you do, like, a growl after "Betty does bite"?

- Okay. - Give us, like, a rawr.

Bitch.

- That was so good. - Okay!

♪ Well, it chapped my ass ♪

♪ When you smacked me on the fanny ♪

♪ Then told me you were cheating ♪

♪ With my own damn granny ♪

Yeah, that's amazing.

Is this based on real life?

Oh, no.

My grandmother has better taste than me.

Duh. Of course she's funny.

It's Ginger.

What a surprise.

♪ Remember that night when we met at the bar? ♪

♪ Go to know each other in the back of your car ♪

Your voice is sounding so good.

Thank you, thank you.

Get it, bitch!

♪ You were riding on my cucu-- ♪

Oh, sorry.

♪ You were riding on my c-- ♪

Oh, sorry.

♪ You were riding on my-- ♪

Sorry, sorry.

I'm having trouble with that rhythm.

♪ You were riding in the cha-- ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ You were riding on my cucu ♪

♪ You were riding on my cucu ♪

all: ♪ You were riding on my cucu ♪

Okay.

You could probably drop the "You were" if you want.

You can just go--

♪ Riding on my cucu but looking at her ♪

Oof!

Denali.

Keep it contained, sister.

Like, every time he fucking breathes,

your, like, your cooter shakes. - I know.

♪ Riding on my cucu but looking at her ♪

♪ Guess you're not the man I thought you were ♪

Yes!

That's so good!

Cynthia can sing.

She can give a little one-two.

She gives a vibrato.

I'm really impressed.

- Yeah? - That was cute.

That was life.

Okay, "Trailer Hitch," it's your turn.

Acid Betty, lovely to meet you.

- You as well. Hello. - Hello.

Have you ever recorded a country song?

No.

My inspiration is Large Marge

from "Pee-wee Herman's Big Adventure."

Oh, my God, amazing. Yes.

So this is her life before we meet her in the movie.

I know that I'm not an amazing singer,

but the only way to get to the next round

is to win a challenge.

So I'm just gonna pretend I'm entertaining truckers

at a truck stop.

♪ Move on over, sugar ♪

♪ It's my turn to drive ♪

♪ Get on it-- Oh, shit.

♪ Too darn close My pitch.

♪ You can call me Marge ♪

Ooh, I went off the beat there.

I was trying to find my pitch.

Yeah, and I think, don't worry too much about

thinking of it as singing.

I think, like, just the way you speak

that intro line-- like, keep that

through your--the next-- all of it.

We will try our best, gorgeous.

♪ I'll tie you up, flip you upside down ♪

♪ Kick off my boots and throw you all around ♪

Acid doesn't necessarily sound bad.

She's just not on pitch

or on key

or on tempo.

♪ That's Large Marge ♪

♪ For you, no charge ♪

I'm sure she has a plan with everything that she's doing.

But I'm definitely happy

that that's not on my track.

I'm imagining myself with one tooth right now.

♪ Let's have a duel, see who shoots first ♪

♪ Got a saddle and a paddle ♪

♪ Tell your buddies not to tattle ♪

♪ Bagged the baddest in town ♪

♪ But can't tie a hoe down ♪

There's such great lines,

but just really hit the words so that,

you know, we, like, hear the story.

Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do that.

Let's go from 365.

♪ 365, take some cherry pie ♪

♪ Got a saddle and a paddle ♪

♪ Tell your buddies not to tattle ♪

♪ Bagged the baddest in town ♪

♪ But can't tie a hoe down ♪

You better rhyme, bitch!

Girl, you got it.

That's so good!

Thank you.

- Hi. Hola, hola. - Hola.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I have a boyfriend, yeah.

Wow! Whoo!

But I'm gonna--

I'm gonna try to focus on me,

because I'm shaking right now.

You're so sexy.

Thank you.

She's gonna suck the chrome out of that trailer hitch.

I've never recorded music before,

and the other girls can sing.

So I need to turn this shit on right now.

Hello, bitches.

Howdy, you all. Pew, pew!

This Puerto Rican can hustle, right?

Yeehaw!

What in the Kermit the Frog hell is going on?

♪ I'm Latina, I'm spicy, y hablo español ♪

♪ So, Papi, take your pants off ♪

♪ So give you mucho amor ♪

You better work.

Amazing, okay.

Come on, Muppet.

I think we should do sections so that you can, like,

get each one really clear.

- Okay. - Okay.

Hello, bitches.

Howdy, you all!

Pew, pew!

Do it one more time.

- Pew, pew! - No, no.

Again? One more time.

- Pew, pew! - Oh, good.

Good job. One more time?

Shut up, bitch!

Alyssa, don't do the...

Just do it in your voice. - Okay, got it.

♪ I'm Latina and spicy, y hablo español ♪

♪ So, Papi, take your pants off and give you mucho amor ♪

♪ Yee-haw! ♪

Already sounds better.

Thank God.

I think Acid might have just saved our team.

Tra, tra.

To be honest, I feel nervous, because,

mm-mm, I don't know if this is working.

♪ Papi, yes! ♪

She forgot about the song.

Now, she's just trying to seduce him.

I know, right?

♪ Ay ♪

♪ We're on the main stage ♪

Yes!

Now it's choreo time, everyone's favorite time.

All right, so--

I think maybe we should start with the chorus.

- Boom. - Okay, cool.

All right, so let's see.

And any ideas are good ideas.

We can throw 'em out.

You've got the power of veto.

- Yes. - We'll throw things out.

You head this up. - Cool.

When there's too many cooks in the kitchen,

that's when it gets messy.

So there needs to be someone to kind of make a final decision,

and that is my role today.

I'm thinking we do kind of, like, a cowboy grapevine.

So it's 1, 2, 3, hit.

all: ♪ Screw you, you cheating mothertucker ♪

♪ Hot damn, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

All right, now let's add some hands to that.

Totally.

We can be like this, like da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

I don't wanna get off or have this too chaotic.

So I think we could just keep it simple, hands on hips.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

And we snap.

And then, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

And we finish with the flip.

I don't--this is too, like-- I don't think--

We could just go--

Or that?

So 1, 2, 3, 4.

7 and 8.

I can't really tell who's the leader on this team,

because Daya is directing, but then also Ginger

is chiming in with things.

Kick, down, left, left--

1, 2, 3.

Do we wanna do 2 or 3?

- Two. - I like three.

I'm not gonna lie.

It's giving me a little bit of relief to see

the Mud Flaps in the mud.

What if we circle on that one instead

of doing another line back?

I'm afraid that's just so much, like, slithering around.

You know what I'm saying?

Our group, we're coming with a lot of ideas.

At this point, it's very confusing.

Yeah, so it would go like, right,

then we're doing a small little circle.

And then when we end that circle is when we lick.

Can you do it one more time, the roll up?

Totally.

Girl, there is no way I'm losing in a country challenge.

So nobody's sleeping tonight.

I won't take you back...

all: You son of a bitch.

I'm gonna be 1, 2, 3, hoofing it all night long,

and I'm making sure these other two bitches do it too.

How do you feel, mama?

I need to rehearse 75 times, but it's okay.

What kind of dance styles do we wanna do for this?

I'm thinking definitely, obviously, line dancing.

- That's what I was thinking. - Hoedown.

So go real hillbilly.

Don't be afraid to be, like, kind of nasty at points.

Denali is like a dancer-dancer.

Yes.

- Oh, yeah. - So--

Denali already has some ideas, I'm sure.

Of course, of course.

You guys mind if I take the choreography?

I think you should take the lead.

Because then when she says it was really bad,

we can all blame you. - Exactly.

Movement-wise, I've got Acid Betty Grandma,

and I've got a Muppet to my left.

But if we are being judged in a group,

then I want our group to excel.

Because that does make me look better too.

So I'm really hoping that we can get it together.

Then we're gonna do some line dancing to the left.

We're gonna go step ball change.

So it goes, rock that Bronco from side--

exactly.

- Okay, Acid. - Okay.

Some people don't know this, but

I actually have massive dance history,

and I am a trained dancer.

Acid is on point.

- She's impressing me. - Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, it's the shoe.

5, 6, 7, 8.

Let me grab your stick and take you for a ride.

To the left. Rock that Bronco front.

And slide, Alyssa.

Bop, bop, bop, turn.

Bop, bop.

Baby, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Yes!

Good job!

Damn.

I'm actually really shocked at how well

the other team is doing as a unit,

and I don't know if I necessarily expected that.

So it could be a very close call when

it comes to judging this week.

And that makes me a little nervous.

all: Whiskey Chicks!

Yeah!

All right, girls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Ooh! - Walk.

Oh, my.

Round 'em up, y'all.

It's time to get ready for the Stagecooch

musical performances.

Pew, pew!

So last night, did you guys get any sleep?

- No. - Rehearsing?

No, of course not.

Our choreography was a little bit rough,

but after putting in the hours last night,

I feel like we're in a really good place.

At least I hope.

Do we know our one-twos?

Listening to the track over and over and over and over--

And I also listened to their track

just so I could listen to

Hermit the Toad sing one more time.

Kermit the Frog's ugly twin brother.

Yes, yes, yes. - Toads are not ugly.

How dare you?

That Toad entrance look was, sister.

Feeling froggy?

I'm feeling like slapping the shit out of you right now.

I'm so shocked that, like, our lyrics turned so good.

Everything came together really nicely.

Yes.

I mean, I thought we were gonna be the underdogs.

Girl, after rehearsals, and I saw them, and I saw ours,

I feel so confident right now.

Really, I feel very confident. I think we got this.

Even though my vocals was not the best one, they were funny.

We did an amazing rehearsal, and we're gonna be sickening.

So, baby, you cannot sleep with us.

Don't sleep about that.

Don't sleep with us, right?

Don't sleep with us?

Sleep on, duh.

You can sleep with us after this.

How long do we have to get ready?

Not long enough for you.

Ginger's already done over here.

Nah.

I think that we all worked equally as hard this week,

and I feel like we all have an equal chance

of doing very, very well.

Well, the thing is, even if our group wins,

one person is not going to be in the top two.

- That's true. - That's what I'm saying.

But it might not be, like, two people from our group.

It could be one from there, one from there.

I'm saying, even best-case scenario...

- That's true. - That still leaves one out.

How do you feel if Ginger and Daya win again,

and that's like a 6 and 4?

I'm just doing numbers.

Then I'm straight up gonna open my big flappers,

and we're gonna do something.

I can see who the top girls are right now.

I could see where this game could land.

It's moving fast, and I'm thinking

maybe I should be more strategic.

Do you think, at some point, that the bottom girls

should kind of get together, pool their points?

Because sometimes one of us needs a leg up,

and I'm not gonna sit here sitting on my point

and piss it away.

I think the rest of us should pool our points together

to help one of us--

Alyssa, myself, Denali,

or Cucu get to the top.

Otherwise, these one-point boo-boos aren't doing anything.

They're just keeping everybody level.

We're gonna try to change this fucking game on week two.

That's why we're here.

Think about it.

Daya's looking at here.

Oh, my God.

Get it done.

Ay, dios mío.

Should we talk points?

Sure.

I see you obviously up there.

And I see me up there.

Mm-hmm.

And I don't want that to change.

We both came out so strong the first week,

that it's very important that we stay where we are.

However that happens.

As much as Ginger is my competition,

I see us both pushing forward together.

Just know, I've got your back.

I've got your back too.

But I'm a little scared, if I'm being honest.

Because I don't know if Alyssa, Acid,

and Cucu have an alliance.

I do get the energy that they feel like the underdog,

which might make them feel like they

need to team up against us.

So, like, from last week, are you guys feeling any different

about the MVQ points, in terms of how you're

going to be giving them out?

Yeah, you're not getting one.

Well, for the group, not just Acid.

How are you guys feeling? - I speak for the group.

Okay.

Slay.

Climb aboard, queens.

Choo-choo!

I'm driving the crazy point train.

I'm gonna try to pull this competition

in a different direction.

Get on board.

Bring your points.

Yeehaw!

Pew, pew!

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

Tournament of All Stars.

She's the sheriff. It's Michelle Visage.

You know me, Ru.

I'm a little bit country and a little bit whore.

A little bit?

Okay.

City slicker Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, are you a fan of country music?

Well, I'm a big Willie fan.

Willie Nelson?

Who?

And he puts the D in Desperado.

It's Jamal Sims.

Ru, I'm the only hell my mama ever raised.

This week, we challenged our queens

to a hoedown throwdown at the first-ever

Stagecooch Music Festival.

And tonight on the runway, category

is Night of 1,000 Mileys.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Welcome to Stagecooch.

It's time for a hoedown throwdown.

First up, singing "Key Your Car," it's the Mud Flaps.

♪ Hey, stud, I'm your girlfriend ♪

♪ And I'm your other girlfriend ♪

♪ And I'm your wife ♪

all: ♪ And we got something to say ♪

♪ Remember that night when we met at the bar ♪

♪ Got to know each other in the back of your car ♪

♪ Riding on my cucu but looking at her ♪

♪ I guess you're not the man I thought you were ♪

all: ♪ Screw you, you cheating mothertucker ♪

♪ Hot damn, don't take me for a sucker ♪

♪ Thought you'd get the rose ♪

♪ But now you get the thorn ♪

♪ Baby, I'm the one to grab the bull by the horn ♪

all: ♪ You're like a dog with fleas ♪

♪ You're scratching that itch ♪

♪ I won't take you back, you son of a bitch ♪

♪ This time, boy, you took it way too far ♪

♪ Now, hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Before we key your car ♪

♪ Always know what I want ♪

♪ So you call me a bitch ♪

♪ You're a good-for-nothing man ♪

♪ Always talking your shit ♪

♪ Cause a little drama ♪

♪ Give the tea a little stir ♪

♪ I'm a lover and a fighter ♪

♪ I don't care what you heard, but ♪

all: ♪ Screw you, you cheating mothertucker ♪

♪ Hot damn, don't take me for a sucker ♪

♪ So pedal to the metal, baby ♪

♪ Hold on tight, just beware of this dog ♪

♪ 'Cause Betty does bite ♪

all: ♪ You're like a dog with fleas ♪

♪ Just scratching that itch ♪

♪ I won't take you back, you son of a bitch ♪

♪ This time, boy, you took it way too far ♪

♪ Now, hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Before we key your car ♪

♪ You're always whispering sweet things in my ear ♪

♪ Then screwing around on me ♪

♪ My tea is iced but my temper's hot ♪

♪ I put the cunt in country ♪

all: ♪ Screw you, you cheatin' mothertucker ♪

♪ Hot damn, don't take me for a sucker ♪

♪ Well, it chapped my ass ♪

♪ When you smacked me on the fanny ♪

♪ Then told me you were cheating ♪

♪ With my own damn granny ♪

all: ♪ You're like a dog with fleas ♪

♪ Just scratching that itch ♪

♪ I won't take you back, you son of a bitch ♪

♪ This time, boy, you took it way too far ♪

♪ Now, hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ You're like a dog with fleas ♪

♪ Just scratching that itch ♪

♪ I won't take you back, you son of a bitch ♪

♪ This time, boy, you took it way too far ♪

♪ Now, hit the road, Jack ♪

♪ Before we key your car ♪

Up next, singing their song "Trailer Hitch,"

it's the Whiskey Chicks.

♪ Move on over, sugar ♪

♪ It's my turn to drive ♪

♪ Get on in and scooch on close ♪

♪ You can call me Marge ♪

♪ That's Large Marge ♪

♪ For you, no charge ♪

♪ Acka, backa, or toe ♪

♪ Lubed up and ready to glide ♪

♪ I'm your rental duty slip 'n' slide ♪

♪ Hogtie you up and flip you upside down ♪

♪ Kick off my boots and throw you all around, yeehaw! ♪

all: ♪ Let me grab your stick and take you for a ride ♪

♪ Rock that Bronco from side to side ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all about that other bitch ♪

♪ 'Cause baby, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ Hello, bitches, howdy, you all, pew, pew ♪

♪ This Puerto Rican can hustle, right? ♪

♪ Yeehaw! ♪

♪ Give it face or be fashion ♪

♪ All about satisfaction ♪

♪ So settle up and watch 'cause I'm ready for action ♪

♪ Cowboy, sugar daddies, I don't care ♪

♪ The only thing I want is cocktails ♪

♪ I'm Latina and spicy, y hablo español ♪

♪ So, Papi, take your pants off ♪

♪ And give you mucho amor ♪

all: ♪ Let me grab your stick and take you for a ride ♪

♪ Rock that Bronco from side to side ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all about that other bitch ♪

♪ 'Cause baby, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ♪

♪ Let's have a duel, see who shoots first ♪

♪ Do-si-do together till my dog is hurt ♪

♪ I got my fatty on omega ♪

♪ Go all night like Talladega ♪

♪ Just look on my competition, baby boy ♪

♪ I got a leg up ♪

♪ 365, take some cherry pie ♪

♪ Touch your heel, crisscross ♪

♪ And clap your hands three times ♪

♪ Got a saddle and a paddle ♪

♪ Tell your buddies not to tattle ♪

♪ Bagged the baddest in town but can't tie a hoe down ♪

all: ♪ Let me grab your stick and take you for a ride ♪

♪ Rock that Bronco from side to side ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all about that other bitch ♪

♪ 'Cause baby, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ♪

all: ♪ You're like a dog with fleas ♪

♪ Always scratching that itch ♪

♪ You took it way too far ♪

♪ You son of a bitch ♪

♪ Let me grab your stick and take you for a ride ♪

♪ Rock that Bronco from side to side ♪

♪ I'll make you forget all about that other bitch ♪

♪ 'Cause baby, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ♪

Yee-haw!

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is Night of 1,000 Mileys.

Up first, Acid Betty,

serving Miley at the 2015 VMAs.

I don't think people expect Acid Betty to be,

like, reserved and regal.

So this dress and design shows that I'm not just

a crazy beast, that I can be reserved and pretty.

I thought she quit the crystal.

But this hair is all Betty.

And that chandelier skirt is cute.

But since I'm a sophisticated lady,

maybe I'll extend the skirt to the floor, cover my tits.

Going from a wrecking ball to a chandelier.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Alyssa Hunter,

serving Miley at the 2024 Grammys.

Well, you're born naked, and the rest is Bob Mackie.

Yes.

The full Miley fantasy I'm gonna give you right now--

baby, I'm slaying this runway,

wearing this Bob Mackie replica.

Wham, bam.

Thank you, Grammys.

Baby, I'm giving you legs.

I give you body, hair, French, and obviously, face.

I think I know where she's gonna keep her Grammy.

Up next, Denali,

serving Miley at the 2013 VMAs.

Is that what you call bareback?

Oh, yeah.

I wouldn't know.

My look is sickening, very maximalist, very over the top.

And then I showcase my curves and swerves.

I worked for this, and I'm very comfortable being in my body.

One finger is cute, but let's try the whole fist.

Because if you can't finger yourself...

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine,

serving Miley at the 2015 VMAs.

I chose that look because she was on stage

with a lot of my fellow sisters

from "RuPaul's Drag Race."

And me as an activist and advocate

for the LGBTQI+ community, finding that opportunity

to recreate the look of an ally is a huge win.

That's for her eyes only.

All eyes here, not here.

Here this time.

Cornea? I don't even know ya.

You are dumb.

Idiot! Idiot!

Up next, Daya Betty,

serving Miley at the 2013 Met Gala.

This look is such a punk rock look for Miley,

which she doesn't really do often.

So I feel like this is a perfect intersection

between Daya Betty and Miss Miley Cyrus.

I am cinched.

My waist is hurting.

My butt looks like Cucu's right now,

walking down the runway.

And honestly, I feel like a star.

It's Met Gala, not Net Gala.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Up next, Ginger Minj,

serving Miley at the 2017 VMAs.

I love the whole "Younger Now" era of Miley,

and I love that kind of vintage-y, Elvis feel.

I feel fierce. I feel powerful.

I feel young and beautiful and hip and cool,

you know, just one for the kids.

Oh, look. It's Hoe-lene.

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, Tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

and each will receive two points.

Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

$10,000 and an extra point.

Remember, the three queens from this bracket

with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Acid Betty.

Wow, you look extraordinary.

This is just off the charts.

This is Acid Betty meets Miley.

I love seeing how you've elevated everything.

Thank you.

And I see it in your performance too.

You look really beautiful.

Your outfit in the Whiskey Chicks was amazing.

And I love to see you taking risks, even with that hair.

Even with that wig.

Oh, no.

I have to say that your verse--

I really understood it.

Like, you really told the story,

as well as execute the choreography.

So really well done.

Thank you so much, Jamal.

Up next, Alyssa Hunter.

Every time I look at you, I just, like--

I never wanna look away, because you're so beautiful.

And then you went, pew, pew!

Which made me laugh.

That should be a signature for you.

1, 2, 3... all: Pew, pew!

See? It's already catching on.

The only thing for me, Alyssa, with the way you recorded it,

is I almost wish you rapped it if you weren't gonna sing it.

It sounded like you were talking.

And that was off rhythm quite a bit.

Your lip sync was perfect.

And although it may not have been rhythmically correct,

it had such an explosive energy.

It worked.

This outfit is so stunning.

And it looks like you are wearing Bob Mackie.

I'm ready for you to sing "Flowers."

Yes!

So congratulations.

But not in a rapper way.

Yes, yes, yes.

And on beat, yeah. Yes, yes.

Sorry, Miley.

Up next, Denali.

What's good?

This Miley is a Miley we were all hoping to see.

I love the reveal, the foam finger.

All of it was really fun.

Let's talk about the girl group.

Your lyrics may be my favorite.

There were so many rhymes in there within rhymes.

♪ Got a saddle and a paddle ♪

♪ Tell your buddies not to tattle ♪

And then you're out there on that stage,

whipping your legs around like a lasso.

And I don't know how you do that, but I don't care.

Were you, like, the head of the choreography

team department?

Yeah, yeah, I took the lead on choreography with this.

Yeah, what you did really well is thinking about

the other two and where they are as far as dancers

and their skill set, and I just love that.

I had an absolute blast.

- It looked like it. - Thank you so much.

Yeah, this is where I thrive.

It showed tonight. Star quality--it was all there.

Thank you so much.

Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Your lyrics told a story.

They didn't just, you know-- it wasn't,

"I'm hot, I wanna suck your dick."

Well, I do think "I'm hot and I wanna

suck your dick" is a story.

It's a different kind of story.

A different kind.

I also love your voice. It cuts through.

I can tell you're a singer.

♪ I guess you're not the man I thought you were ♪

It was, like, way above the track.

That's a gift.

And you three together did work so seamlessly.

And this look here--

I mean, it feels like a little cotton candy.

The only thing I would want is to see a little ass

when you were walking away.

I'm so sorry.

Bam. Get you some of that.

Why I did not sell my cucu this time?

That's right. That's right.

But everything else is so phenomenal.

Thank you.

Up next, Daya Betty.

Always know what I want, so you call me a bitch.

That's right.

Story of my life.

Your lyrics spoke to me.

They, too, told a story.

I loved everything that you were serving.

Because it felt like you were

in control the whole way through.

Now, Daya, I loved you in your season.

I fought with you a little bit, trying to get you

to break free of Crystal Methyd.

I'm taking a guess here that you are

in the Crystal Methyd family. - Oh, yes.

Because I could see it in your face.

Whoo!

You have to do something that's gonna make us gag.

And I feel like, in this season, you've arrived.

I think what it is is authenticity.

I saw it too.

I was like, damn, girl.

She's just eating that stage up.

Yes.

This runway look-- you've managed

to take the Met Gala look and make it drag for a runway.

Really great night tonight.

Thank you.

Up next, the Minj is in the building.

So this makes sense that you would choose this look.

It's super fun.

It says "Younger Now" on the back.

Yeah.

And on the front, it says "Minj" on your belt buckle.

Yes.

Super fun, super cute, super Ginger.

I just love the way you do drag,

and I think you're fantastic.

After that performance, I don't think your basement

is the only one that was flooded.

It was funny, but then you had this sexiness about it,

and it was the way you approached this character,

and I loved it.

Like, I could not turn away.

It was so good.

Your first line when you came out--

and I'm your wife--

I can't even go that low. But what--

Right away, you define who you are.

You tell us it's okay to laugh and just to sit back

and enjoy the show.

It was hilarious.

You know what Jamal was talking about?

That sexiness-- it's the confidence.

That's what it was.

Because an actor prepares, and you've got that thing.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you. - Bye.

All right.

Just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

I'm looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

So Acid Betty--we won't talk again about that wig.

But I do like the fact that

she pushed herself out of something

that she normally would not do,

and she was having a good ol' time.

It wasn't a lot of movement going on in the stage,

but it's all right, because the confidence was there,

and that's a different thing for Betty.

I love this Miley look on her.

It was completely Acid Betty, but it was also Miley,

and that's how you do it.

Denali--she had a great night, in my opinion.

I thought she did so well in that group,

and she was so incredibly gorgeous on that stage.

Honestly, you couldn't help but to watch her.

I was really impressed with her finesse

with the lyrics and the performance.

And of course, that Miley was stellar.

I felt like she didn't quite know

who she was when we met her first.

Yeah.

She's fully formed now, and she is infusing

every performance with it.

From the minute Ginger came out and opened her mouth,

I knew we were in for a fun ride.

She finds the nuances that nobody else finds.

Her lyrics, her performance-- all of it was amazing.

And it shows every time she steps on the stage.

Even tonight in the Miley Elvis look, like,

Ginger does not miss.

The character she created in the girl group

was absolutely sexy.

It was absolutely in control of her sexuality,

and it was impeccable.

- She's a badass. - She was sexy.

Yeah, I'm convinced.

Let's get her out here, and let's all fuck.

I'm sold. - All right.

Silence! I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Stagecooch performances

and your Night of 1,000 Mileys presentations,

I've made some decisions.

And the top two All Stars of the week are...

Denali.

And Ginger Minj.

Oh, shit.

Condragulations.

You've each earned two points,

which means you're both closer

to the semifinals and the chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

Ladykins, the rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

Let's go, bitch.

Denali, Ginger, this week, you both came in

like a wrecking ball.

But tonight, there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for your Legacy.

I'm definitely known for one of the most

iconic lip syncs of all time, and I'm gonna do it again.

I know how fierce Denali is, but I'm a great lip syncer,

so I just have to be confident in what it is that I do,

instead of trying to worry about,

you know, is she kicking?

Is she flipping? Is she dipping?

Is she sha-blamming?

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ I got my sights set on you ♪

♪ And I'm ready to aim ♪

♪ I have a heart that will never be tamed ♪

♪ I knew you were something special ♪

♪ When you spoke my name ♪

♪ Now I can't wait to see you again ♪

♪ I've got a way of knowing ♪

♪ When something is right ♪

♪ I feel like I must have known you ♪

♪ In another life ♪

♪ 'Cause I felt this deep connection ♪

♪ When you looked in my eyes ♪

♪ I can't wait ♪

♪ Now I can't wait to see you again ♪

♪ The last time I freaked out ♪

♪ I just kept looking down ♪

♪ I stu--stu--stuttered when you asked me ♪

♪ What I'm thinking about ♪

♪ Felt like I couldn't breathe ♪

♪ You asked what's wrong with me ♪

♪ My best friend Lesley said ♪

♪ "Oh, she's just being Miley" ♪

Denali is flipping and popping,

and she is all over this place.

But then Ginger is commanding the stage

and bringing the people in to her universe,

and that's Ginger's strength.

It's a close call.

- Hey! - Ooh!

Yes!

♪ The last time I freaked out ♪

♪ I just kept looking down ♪

♪ I stu--stu--stuttered when you asked me ♪

♪ What I'm thinking about ♪

♪ Felt like I couldn't breathe ♪

♪ You asked what's wrong with me ♪

♪ My best friend Lesley said ♪

♪ "Oh, she's just being Miley" ♪

♪ The next time we hang out ♪

♪ I will redeem myself ♪

♪ My heart can't rest till then ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, I ♪

♪ I can't wait to see you again ♪

♪ I can't wait to see you again ♪

Work, bitch!

She ain't left no crumbs, honey!

Slay.

All Stars, I've made my decision.

Ginger Minj, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

Thank you.

Hallelujah, I have six points on the board.

I mean, count 'em right there.

You've won a cash prize of $10,000,

courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race: Match Queen,"

available now.

Plus, you've earned this week's extra point.

Acid, Alyssa, Cynthia, and Daya, please step forward.

All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.

As the bottom four queens, you each have one MVQ point

that you must give away.

I'll leave it up to each of you to decide which All Star

deserves your MVQ point.

Before you go, let's take a look at the scores

at the end of week two.

Ginger Minj has six points.

Denali has three points.

Daya Betty has two points.

Acid Betty, Alyssa Hunter, and Cynthia Lee Fontaine

have one point each.

Remember, the queens with the most points

next week will advance to the semifinals, so choose wisely.

Thank you, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen, mama. all: Amen!

All right, now let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on The Tournament of All Stars...

I am very proud of the lip sync that I did.

In my opinion, it was perfect.

It makes me feel like shit.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be playing canines fighting for the love

of a golden retriever through TV's newest dating show,

"The Golden Bitchelor."

My trust is a little shattered with you.

I played fair.

That's not the point I'm making, girl.

That's not the point I'm making.

Oh, my God!

Oh, I like it when you get crazy.

That's a squirrel.

Do you know how to sit?

All I can say is, bow, wow, wow.

Oh, oh!

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That's what you are to me, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ A.S.M.R. lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪