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You click my mouth and look what she does.

Come here, come here, look at this, look at this.

I came here to contract office supplies from the federal government. You got me

looking at naked women on the Internet. I mean, what is it with you?

Now here is the clever part.

You punch in your credit card number.

And the little lady appears on your home planner in full color.

We gotta love this new technology.

I got warehouses full of new technology.

Is that where you keep the, uh, photo studio?

What are you talking about?

Credit card receipts.

Add a paper trail lead to king -size office supplies.

Oh, thanks.

Download.

That's your mess room.

I am a legitimate businessman. You should be protecting my First Amendment

to free speech instead of threatening me.

Free speech?

Do it to me, baby. Harder, harder.

The courts uphold a free exchange of adult entertainment on the net.

Interstate trafficking of pornography is not free exchange.

You guys haven't paid much attention to these IDs.

Hey.

Kimberly Reeves.

Did a birth March 8th. All right, so she lied on her job application.

Hey, look what happened.

Still with sleazebag.

None of these girls are of age. Okay, so maybe one or two of the girls are a

couple of months shy of their 18th birthday.

It's not like I'm running a kiddie porn racket.

Okay. Maybe you're right.

May not even be, uh...

Tomorrow.

Technically.

It's illegal.

And that's what makes it perfect for me.

For you?

Yeah.

I'm always looking for appropriate investment opportunities.

Thanks.

I don't need a partner. I don't care what you think you need. You talk nice

your partner.

You're going to live longer.

I'm going to want some product participation.

Naturally.

A nice relief from the old ball and chain.

Oh, well, that would be me.

The hell are you doing home?

Happy anniversary, Donald.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the Badlands, an outlaw hunting outlaws, a

bounty hunter, a renegade.

How did you get in here?

Your partner said you'd be back in a few minutes.

Partner? She said she was your partner, a blonde.

Terminally perky, smells like fruit.

Yes, that's her.

I guess I must have given her a promotion while I was in my sleep.

Anyway, how can I help you, Mrs... You don't know me.

Well, no, should I?

I guess not.

It's just that I've been getting that damn six -killer with my morning coffee

for so long, I feel like we're related.

I'm Melissa Dixon.

Mrs. Donald Dixon.

Mrs. Dutch Dixon.

Get out of my office.

No, wait, wait. You don't understand.

No, I do understand.

Now you tell Dutch I said congratulations on his promotion and get

of my life.

No, Donald didn't send me. He doesn't even know I'm here.

My husband is a crook, Mr.

Sixkiller. The Pope is Catholic, Mrs. Dixon.

He's got to be stopped. I want you to do it. Oh, and why me in particular?

Well, not just you.

You and Reno Raines.

Reno Raines, I don't know who that is.

Please, remember who you're talking to. My husband is Captain Ahab. Your

partner's Moby Dick.

Let me ask you a question.

How many years have you been married?

25 years.

Yesterday was my anniversary, as a matter of fact.

And after all that time, all of a sudden you want to jump ship and join the

whale? For 25 years, I have looked the other way.

I have seen no evil, heard no evil.

And I can't live like that anymore.

Lady, if I got a nickel for every jamoke who walked into my office saying they

knew or were looking for Reno Raines, I'd be living on a houseboat in Cabo.

you tell Dutch I said nice try.

You tell Reno that I was here.

You tell him I'm the one who's going to help him nail Dutch Dixon.

You tell him I'm on his side.

You know what, man?

Your arteries have got to look like the tailpipe of 55 Pan after bike weeks.

Did you know that there's conclusive medical evidence that insufficient

fat makes you ill -tempered? Is that a fact?

Fact. So what was the big news you couldn't tell me at the office?

You had a visitor.

Melissa Dixon.

Dutch Dixon's wife?

Exactly. What does she want?

She wants to give up her husband.

Get rid of him.

Says he's a crook.

No kidding.

Haven't figured out the angle on this one yet, but I know you've got one.

Wonder why she'd want to roll over on him. Oh, she's got some song and dance

about not wanting to live in denial anymore.

Well, that sort of makes sense.

Oh, come on. You're not going to buy this one now, are you?

No, of course not.

Good.

So I'm going to keep you down on this one. Kick you out of the neighborhood

a while. I'll have to figure the whole thing out. I wonder what he did to her.

Okay, I'm here. Now, what's so important you called me in from the stakeout?

You used to run on the show in Bay City, and you did that just fine.

We don't have any one -man bands here in C .A .L.

Well, just tell me I don't have the best numbers in the department.

Arrest, not convictions.

Dutch, this is a team operation.

We don't go into another team's territory.

Oh, territory.

So it's a spraying contest.

Starkey and DeFalita tell me that you've been working pornography.

Well, last time I checked, that's still a crime.

We don't need you muddying up our cases.

What cases?

You guys haven't made a bust since Hugh Grant met Divine Brown. Were you

fondling the evidence?

Listen, Jack, when you hired me, you knew I was going to be trouble.

I'm a pit bull with rabies, and I don't play nice with the children.

But who would you rather have guarding your house?

Your energy's noted and appreciated.

Now, do me a favor.

Devote it to criminals at large, okay?

And that's all.

Okay, sure.

Yes, this is Mr. Robert Sixkiller calling my new partner, Ms. Sandra

Or are you my new boss?

Come on in.

Essie, phone home.

What do you want?

Prove I'm serious.

Let me guess.

A signed confession by Dutch Dixon.

Took these out of his desk. He doesn't even know they're missing.

Thanks, Damon's.

I'm not supposed to know he has them. No one is.

Nice bait. So what's the hook?

Why won't you believe me? Do you know what it took for me to steal those from

him? If he finds out... All right, all right.

I'll look at them.

This is ten years of a federal marshal's salary.

There's more.

I overheard him. I wasn't supposed to be home. There's a bribe.

$25 ,000.

It's pornography money.

Oh, and the girls. They're so young.

Porno? That's not his bailiwick.

Am I nuts here? I'm talking to Mrs. Dutch Dixon.

Okay, I'll leave him.

What? If that's what it takes to prove myself, I'll move out of the house

tonight, right now.

No, wait a minute.

You're much more valuable to me being there.

Okay.

Hey. It's all here.

See what happens when we're on the same side?

Yeah, well, um...

I do sleep better without the federal government breathing down my neck. I've

been thinking about your clientele.

My clientele?

Yeah, those jerks that pay through the nose for virtual reality.

What do you suppose they'd pay for real reality?

Those jerks are paranoia unlimited. They hide behind computer systems because

they're anonymous.

You know, they're safe.

What if I could guarantee them a safe place with no law enforcement around,

except for me?

Are you kidding?

Talk to me, partner.

Mrs. Dixon?

Where's Reno?

He's not coming.

I won't let him.

Did you even tell him about me? Oh, I did tell him about you. I also told him

that I'd shoot him myself if I'd let him get into Dutch Dixon's crosshairs.

That's not fair.

At least let me talk to him.

Mrs. Dixon, you mean well.

But you're sleeping with the enemy.

I can't let Reno in the same county as you.

Why not?

Because he thinks he's my mommy.

So, this is the only other person in the world who hates Dutch Dixon as much as

I do.

Damn it, Reno!

Look, I really need to talk to her alone. Would you mind?

It's okay.

Do you really know what you're letting yourself in for?

Well, what's the Anlander's test?

Are you better with him or without him? No, no. You're doing more than just

leaving him. You're betraying him, okay? He'd kill people for less.

I know. I never wanted to believe that.

I don't care if you believe in the sun rising.

I'm not going to be responsible for you getting hurt.

Hurt?

Listen, Reno, I'm married to a man who turned in his son for grand theft auto

because he borrowed the car without permission.

Yeah, but you stayed.

I did try to leave him once years ago.

He found out, of course.

I never tried to leave again.

Why'd you want to talk to me? Why not just go to the cops? Donald is a cop.

Who could I trust?

You know, if we work together, everything is going to change.

Good. No, I mean everything about you is going to change. You'll be lugging

around this huge secret.

And it'll show.

In the way you answer the phone, the way you drink your coffee.

He's going to notice.

I have to take a step sometime.

You know, you should really just turn around and pretend we never met.

Can't do it, Reno.

I've been pretending for 25 years.

I'm done.

Okay.

Find out everything you can about this pornography ring. Is there something new

for Dutch? Who knows?

Maybe we can get the jump on him for a change.

All right.

Okay.

I'm with you, partner.

Great.

I will take care of it.

Listen, I'll get back to you.

Bye.

I thought I told you to make like Hansel and Gretel and get lost.

She's on our side, Bobby.

Uh -uh. At best, she's on her own side.

Since when did she start being so cynical?

Since wounded knee.

Reno, this whole thing is crazy. You're going to walk into a lion's den with a

big old T -bone steak hanging out of your pocket. Look, this is the best

I've ever had at clearing myself, okay? The frame around me hangs on one man's

word. Melissa Dixon can prove who that man really is. She knows.

Every time we get close to Dixon, it's a trap.

But we've never had a spy in his camp before.

And you trust her with your life?

I don't have a life.

Remember?

Look, I do trust her, okay?

I gotta go with my instincts on this one. Don't worry.

Call you.

Yeah.

Yeah, I got a look at his appointment book.

Yeah, there have been two meetings with Kay.

No, just Kate.

No, I couldn't.

Soon, I hope.

No, I can't get away.

No. Oh, tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah, tomorrow will be fine. I'll call you then.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

You know, I was thinking what you said yesterday.

I really was a heel about our anniversary.

Come on.

I was, uh, gonna get silver.

I don't know, I just... just thought this was so much warmer.

Oh, well, they're lovely.

Hmm.

Hmm.

New perfume?

Mm -hmm.

New outfit?

Very, very sexy.

Who's that on the phone?

Jean from the office.

I have problems with an inspection.

An inspection?

The K -Berg place.

Who did you think it was?

I don't know.

I thought maybe some hard body in tight jeans.

You're not jealous.

You should take your dad's old Woody up to the airfield there. Park it on the

tarmac. Get that old blue blanket out of the trunk, the one with the fringe.

Used to do that thing.

That thing?

I hate it when you're so distant.

Jack, here's that McKinley file you wanted. Oh, yeah, thanks. Hey, got a

Close the door.

Starkey and DeFelita still got their jockey shorts in a bunch.

No, this isn't about them.

I understand you took out a couple of sparring partners at the gym yesterday.

X is on their eyes. I thought that's what it was all about.

Dutch.

They were a couple of green cadets. They were kids.

They had 30 years on me. I sent the little pups home whimpering.

Well, you sent one of them to the emergency room.

Is there something going on with you I ought to know about?

Jack, how long have you and Jeannie been married?

22 years.

Almost as long as you, champ.

My anniversary present.

Probably on a hot sheet somewhere.

Good old Dutch.

Always an angle.

Do you know how he got that nickname?

Yeah. His perpetrators had a nasty habit of dying before the trial.

Cops used to call it doing the Dutch.

No. He got it back in high school.

Because he had a kid brother who was ten years younger, Ronnie, and he was kind

of scrawny and kind of slow, and anybody who picked on him.

Only picked on him once, because Don would beat the tar out of him.

So one of the guys at school started calling Don Ronnie's Dutch uncle. And

liked it, and then had everybody call him Dutch.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, but it's just hard for me to imagine.

Dutch Dixon in shining armor.

What happened then?

Oh, Ronnie died.

Cerebral aneurysm.

Don just was never the same.

He got me.

He got more.

You know, protective turned into possessive, ambitious turned into

strong turned into vicious.

Why didn't you just leave?

Till death do us part. And when do you break that vow?

When they get sick? When they get fat?

When they get...

Mean?

Well, the Dutch Dixon I know, when I was in prison, found an inmate dying

of leukemia.

Said to him, hey, you're dead anyway.

Kill Reno Raines and I'll leave your wife and baby alone.

Well, what happened?

Well, he obviously turned him down.

But why?

Well...

I think he wanted to do the same thing that you want to do.

The right thing.

After this is all over, what are you going to do?

Well, I was going to move to Nashville, Tennessee.

Nashville?

Don't tell me.

You're a secret country singer.

No.

But you can get a four -bedroom house there for about a hundred grand.

And people smile when they see you coming.

The only kids out tagging are playing hide -and -seek.

What are you going to do?

Life after Dixon.

I never dared think about it.

Imagine going down the highway looking at my rearview mirror and seeing a

flashing red light and knowing the cop is just going to pull me over for a

speeding ticket.

Meeting people and telling them my real name.

Well, you could settle down, buy a house.

Oh, don't get me started with Christmas trees and puppies.

The girl next door.

I'd settle for a membership at a video club.

So, where do we stand?

Oh, well, I got the guy's name. It's King. Davis King.

And he's got some other legitimate business, too, but I don't know what it

Well, don't worry about it, because Bobby knows collar size by tomorrow.

Good work.

Oh, one more.

Oh.

No, I look.

I want to stop him. I don't want to kill him.

I just want you to be able to protect yourself, just in case.

Please. Yeah, but the Dutch wouldn't hurt me.

Just in case.

So what about this isn't clear, huh? You give me your lift, your best client,

the 39 % bracket or better, give me access to your commodity, and I'll do

rest. You guaranteed me a safe location.

I want to see it. You already have.

What do you mean I already have?

Oh, great.

Now I'm in business with Henny Youngman.

Nobody's ever going to dream there's going to be a sex party in the house of

.S. federal marshal. You're insane.

You don't get it, do you?

This is my domain, man. I rule here.

I control every inch of this place.

Nothing happens here that I don't control.

There'll be no cops, no crashers, and no interruptions.

Anything goes wrong, this thing screws up. You're front page news and I'm

history.

It ain't going to screw up for my end, King. Just send me the list.

Or better yet, Mr. We Got The Technology, why don't you email it to

Or

better

yet, Mr. We Got The Technology, why don't you email it to me?

Wow.

My own house.

He's going to have a porno party in my house. I think you've got something more

in mind than just fun and games.

What do you mean?

I think he's trolling for deep pockets.

He certainly doesn't need client information to engrave invitations.

So what, like he's going to prosecute them?

No, I don't think so. I think he's making a little list, and everybody that

to Dutch Dixon's party is going to be paying for their mistakes over and over

and over again.

Boy, that's our boy Dutch, huh?

Just when you think he's sunk as low as you can go, he dives.

Well, this is one party I'm not going to miss.

Can you help us find out when this little party's going to happen?

Yeah, I guess so.

I mean, without blowing your cover, I don't want you to put yourself at risk.

No, it's okay.

He doesn't suspect a thing.

Did you say something?

No.

This is good.

Where'd you buy it?

I made it.

No kidding.

So, how was work?

The usual.

A losing battle against the bleeding heart system to put some low -life scum

of their misery.

Mrs. Dixon? Yes?

Mrs. Dixon, I'm afraid there's been some trouble up at Paso Robles. A fight in

the cafeteria.

Your son... I'm sorry, Mrs. Dixon, your son was killed by another

inmate.

Oh, no!

Oh, God, Donald!

Donald!

What's the matter with you?

The man just told us our son is dead.

He acted like he delivered a pizza. What?

That is fine.

Fine?

Yeah, there was no fight, no inmate.

I just wanted to show you something.

Show me what?

Bad things can happen when you hang out with the wrong people.

The wrong people?

You didn't think I'd find out that you're meeting with a fugitive in my

backyard?

Don't you have any respect for me anymore, even as a police officer? No,

course not. Listen, anything that Reno Raines says about me is a lie.

He's a killer, Lissy.

Ted Bundy with a tattoo.

You think you're the only woman he ever had go fetch for him?

What does this have to do with Donnie?

Donnie?

Well, that's a little preview.

A taste.

A taste?

What kind of monster are you? Hey, I'm the man you married.

Do you remember that?

No, no.

It's okay.

It's all right. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'll stop.

I won't talk to him anymore. Damn, are you kidding me?

You're going to be my little chatty Cathy doll.

Oh, we have to stop meeting like this. I'm sorry.

Well, shine up my merit badge. I got a break in the case.

That's terrific.

What'd you find out?

Party's on Friday.

This Friday?

Oh, I'm not sure. But definitely Friday.

Two weeks from Friday? The second Friday in April?

Just Friday. Doesn't that help?

Sure. Of course it does.

I just wanted to tell you as soon as I found out. That's great, Melissa.

Great, great.

Trust me, you'll be running videos before you know it.

Bobby, dot, dot to her. He knows.

Grab a bucket.

It's time to bail. Are you kidding? We're almost home free. As soon as we

date. Don't you get it?

Don't you get it? Your mole has turned.

No matter what we do, Dutch Dixon will always be a step ahead of us.

We can use this, Bobby.

I don't like the way that sounds.

Okay, so Dutch knows. But we know that he knows. We can turn it against him.

Call in the lions. Dinner's ready. Are you listening to me?

No, you listen to yourself, Sir Galahad.

Now, I know you don't want to cut her loose, but... Hey.

This is not an emotional decision, okay?

Right. Go ahead and pull the other one.

I know Dixon better than anybody knows him. When I sleep, I dream his

nightmares. I know how he thinks.

We can pull the rug right out from under him.

When did he figure it out, Melissa?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What makes you think I'd hurt you?

Well, because Dutch Defto? What else did he say, that I was a murderer?

That I'm a liar?

Melissa,

look at me.

I'm an outlaw because he made me that way. I'm not a liar or a killer.

And I would never hurt you.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, such an idiot.

I'm such an idiot.

Hey, is that any way for Nashville's top realtor to talk?

Do you kiss?

No.

He threatened Donnie. He threatened to kill him.

Well, not in so many words, of course. Not so you could go to the police, the

real police.

His own son.

just trying to scare you.

Well, he did a good job. I give up.

No, you can't.

We're too close. Oh, too close to what, Reno?

The edge of the cliff?

I can't do this. I don't have your courage.

Courage isn't the absence of fear.

Courage is being scared and doing it anyway.

I think you're the most courageous woman I know.

Hey, we can win this one. We have the advantage.

Oh, how?

He knows.

Yeah, but we know that he knows.

It keeps us ahead.

He thinks he's pulling the strings, but there's no puppet on the other end.

All I need is a date and a time and a partner that's going to back me up.

the dinner salad add to the total cost.

Jeez, what are you serving? Shredded pheno?

Forget about it.

It's Friday the 29th at 8 o 'clock.

It's 10744 Belle Reve.

R -E -V -E.

Of course, I'm going to messenger a check right away.

It's been marvelous doing business with you two. Thank you very much. Bye.

We are in the wrong business.

It's catering where the money is.

No, it's not.

It's blackmail.

You get that, honey?

I love you in Sandalwood.

Makes me feel like I'm 22 again.

Yeah, the day before yesterday.

Goes so fast.

I guess we're just an inch from the grave.

Not you, Donald.

You're indestructible.

Well, maybe you're right.

I guess I told you about the shindig we're having tonight.

Tonight? Oh, I have to be at the office tonight.

Nice try, Lizzie.

Dominic? Dominic here will escort you to the party.

Reno Raines is going to be my date.

I'm so pleased you invited him.

Invited? Everybody should have a handoff like this.

The last day of Reno Raines' life.

We're all dressing up for it.

Reno. Would you please just leave me alone so I can get dressed?

What the

hell

are you doing here?

Crashing a party.

We got such a case of amnesia. We got a squad car full of vice cops going to

that party. Well, then call them off, Bobby. This thing's going down sideways.

What are you talking about?

I haven't heard from Melissa, okay? She's in trouble. I'm going to go get

out of there. So you're going to kidnap a federal marshal's wife?

Well, I'm not going to abandon her, Bobby.

So let me get this straight. You're going to ride in solo on Dutch Dixon

he's dug in his own turf. That's insane.

Look. The only people on his turf are naked women and men in raincoats. He

be thinking of me. He's always thinking about you. Why don't you go ahead and

shoot yourself right here, saving the trouble. I gotta go. You know I do. I'm

gonna go with you. No, you're not. Oh, yes, I am. I'm not gonna hang in this

office with my finger up my nose while you walk into a firestorm.

Keep your finger on 911.

I'll move faster alone. It'll be okay.

Without you. No, I can't go. I don't understand.

You'll be okay, I promise. Come on.

Sorry, Lancelot. Your dance card is full.

You should know better than to hide your valuables in your underwear for a

missy. It's the first place the bad guys always look.

You can walk into my house, my house, and then waltz out with my wife.

up, Rain.

You shot her.

You shot your own wife.

She turned on me. Dog goes rabid. You put it down.

Besides, I didn't shoot her. You did.

It's your gun.

That'll never fly, Dixon.

Oh, yeah.

Got a bunch of witnesses upstairs.

Who?

Your porno hounds? You think they'll back you up?

I guess I forgot to tell you.

The sex party, that's next week.

Tonight, we got the policeman's ball.

Right here!

This way!

Stop or I'll shoot!

Ring a ring. He shot my wife.

Get in there. Go on. Get up. Get up!

I messed in the yard.

I know.

It's okay. I got him, precious. You're safe.

Oh. Oh.

He did.

Touch.

Touch.

Touch. She wants you.

What? He's gone.

What? There's nobody in the yard.

Poof.

Well, what do you think's upstairs of the garden club? Go!

She was trying to tell us something.

Reno, burn in hell rains.

Murder during cold blood.

I promise you, Dutch, full resources of the United States Marshals Task Force

are behind you.

We will not let your wife's death go unavenged.

All right, I got you.

I got you.

You're fired.

Great. How do you feel?

Like a seven -pin that's just been picked up for the spare.

Thank God it wasn't a rhino load, pal.

What are you doing here?

Free hors d 'oeuvres.

He shot her, Bobby.

Killed his own wife.

Yeah, I know. It's all over the scanner.

Come on, let me help you out.

Congratulations, pal.

You just became the most wanted man in America.

But what did he do? Turn into a freaking bat and fly away?

APB like he's going to go to the bus station? Come on, Starkey, buy a vowel.

I'm on two -week compassionate leave.

I'm warning you.

Don't forget not to write.

I've done this before, remember?

Yeah, but that she raised the bar big time.

I'll survive.

Wish I could say the same thing for Melissa.

Till death do us part.

Truer words never spoken.

Wasn't your doing.

Melissa made her choice.

I know.

It's just that I'm the one that's got to live with it.