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I don't know, Bobby. Delgado hasn't shown yet.

Don't worry. I got a tip that he left town 20 minutes ago.

20 minutes?

Is he walking?

You know, the last thing a wanted killer like Delgado wants is to get a speeding

ticket. Tell me something, Bobby. How old was his last victim?

A month shy of 12.

Dying is too good for this creep.

You know it. Hey,

looks like it's showtime.

What? What do you got?

Green Fidan, Arizona Plate.

That's him. Wait up. How far away are you? I'm five minutes away.

That's four minutes too long.

Hold it, Delgado.

Back off. Back off. I'm killing, man. I'm killing.

All right.

Back off. Get back. Get back. Take it easy. Put it down.

Put it down. Now.

Put it down. Shut up. Shut up, lady.

Put the gun down. Put it down.

Dead or alive, right?

Right.

Like you chose dead.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws. A

bounty hunter.

A renegade.

You know, I really don't get it with you. What is wrong with parents?

I'd rather go camping.

You know what your problem is? You have no imagination whatsoever.

Your problem is that you make too damn much money.

And so do you.

Didn't I tell you Delgado was going to pay off big and big he did? You know

what? That's it.

Don't move.

Brilliant idea, sir.

Hello, Doris. Bobby.

Another destination, my darling.

Monte Carlo, mon petit chou. What do you got?

A villa?

A villa with a yacht.

Sounds very nice. Did you hear something?

Hit that cat again.

We have to share the yacht?

Well, who do we have to share the yacht with?

The swim suit model from Sports Illustrated because they're shooting the

Oh, no.

Can you do that?

Yeah. It's simple.

Doris, he'll call you back.

We have a little problem.

So whatever it is, I don't want to hear about it.

There's a baby on your doorstep.

Well, leave it there. Maybe it'll go away.

It can't go away.

Why not?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What are you doing?

Don't bring it in here. I'm not going to leave it out there.

Okay, okay. You know what? See if there's a note. Go ahead and read it.

Look what you did.

I did?

You stuck your fat finger in there and now it's flying. It's not yelling.

There's no note. How do you make it stop?

Well, I don't know.

It's your baby. You found it.

How do you know you're not the father?

How do you know you're not the father? You sleep around that campsite. Oh, come

on. Who were you dating 15 months ago?

Excuse me, but that was my celibacy period. What about you?

Celibacy? I was hunting Manuel Valdez.

South of the border.

Oh.

Well, if it's not your baby and it's not my baby, maybe the baby belongs to one

of our bounties.

How do you figure that?

Well, we put Daddy in prison, we take Mommy's main means of support away, and

Mommy gives us Junior, you know?

Okay, let's check this out.

Any family resemblance?

No.

What about this one?

He doesn't have any teeth.

Neither does it.

What about this right here?

Oh, will you give it a rest?

Well, we've got 42 bounties behind bars. Maybe it's time we pay them all a

visit. You're not going to take her to jail.

It's a girl.

Pink.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I need her to ID your dad.

Bobby, she's just a baby.

She's not going to know who her father is.

It happens all the time.

It's called imprinting.

Ducks do it.

I'd like to make a reservation for tonight. Single or double room?

All I need is a single room. Got one with a double bed.

A double bed's fine.

Mary Beth Scholl?

Okay, Ms. Scholl, thanks. Thanks.

Sorry, sweetheart.

Be back soon as I can.

Let me get.

She didn't recognize her dad.

No potential papas. Well, that can't be.

Well, yes, it can. You see, I spent the last six hours interviewing every one of

these delightful gentlemen. And even had Shai triple -check the story.

No babies.

Let me see that.

Well, you didn't check off Diego Pascal.

Extradited. Tracy Elwood?

Sex change operation.

Rocky Scholl?

Hey, he broke out last week. In fact, there's a $20 ,000 bounty on top of his

head. Well, now's no time to go chasing bounties.

Right. It's time for us to go to social services.

What for?

They take care of abandoned babies, Reno.

What if someone left the baby on the wrong doorstep?

Look, let's give it until tomorrow.

By then, Mama's bound to show up. Oh, come on. For all we know, the Munchkins'

parents are sick with worry. I know I would be.

She'll get locked in the system. Bobby?

She's helpless.

Well, do you have any better ideas?

I'm Mrs. Debbie Hines.

Excuse me, are you Mrs. Debbie Hines?

Well, that depends on who you are.

Well, are you the one who takes care of abandoned babies?

Thanks to the recent budget cuts, I'm in charge of anything that parks in front

of my desk. What's the problem?

Someone left a baby outside of our offices.

Pull this out and you can leave the baby with me.

What happens after I fill this out?

The baby becomes case number 57890.

This is a baby we're talking about, not a case number.

Mister, if I let my work get personal, I would go out of my mind in less than a

week. What happens after the child gets a number?

Well, if nobody shows up, she becomes a ward of the court.

And then who takes care of the child?

The county facility has an extremely competent staff.

County facility.

You mean as in orphanage?

We consider the term orphanage inappropriate.

Will, thank you very much. You've been very helpful.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Aren't you going to fill out a form?

Oh, no. We were just kind of curious. That's all. But is it the abandoned

Oh, no.

You see, I'm the uncle of this child. And it's got plenty of parents, plenty

uncles, plenty of aunts, a lot of cousins, right? Yes.

Have a nice day. Bye.

So, uh, why the change of heart, Uncle Bobby?

We heard Mrs. Hines in there. They're going to give baby a number. Then ship

baby out to some horrible place and probably feed the baby some terrible

Well, feeding baby sounds like a good idea.

All right, we'll stop at a takeout.

I don't think baby eats takeout.

Babies love cheeseburgers.

Baby doesn't have teeth.

All right, then we'll stop at the store and get some baby food.

What kind of baby food? Well, how hard could it be? They got all kinds of food.

They got pink ones, yellow ones, purple ones.

I make the news?

No.

I'm guessing the boys down at the prison didn't want the world to know they got

caught with their drawers down.

So Mary Beth doesn't know I'm out?

I think likely, no.

She been in town today?

I ain't seen her.

Good. Give me a slice of that apple pie, and I'm gonna go home and give that

bitch what she deserves.

Come on, man, you don't mean that.

She rolled over on me. She took my kid.

I never even seen my baby.

Never even held her. That's why I broke out. So don't be getting soft in the

head, you hear?

Loud and clear.

Someone comes in asking for me.

You never seen me, got that?

Got it.

I'm watching you.

what? I can't believe there are 39 different kind of baby foods.

Well, I can't believe there isn't one that she likes.

Well, here, why don't you go ahead and try this one?

No, not that one. Try this one.

Well, give me one.

The juice. Try the juice.

Give me anything.

Juice, right there. Come on. Okay. It's all right. It's all right.

Test it.

Okay.

All right. Here it comes.

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

She doesn't like this either.

It's okay. Believe it, man. Look at all the stuff I bought for her. There's got

to be something here she likes. Oh, I don't know.

Gosh.

Hey, what about this puppet, huh?

Uh -oh.

What?

We need to change her.

How do you know that?

Well, come over here.

Here.

Uh, diapers. Don't panic. Diapers. I got some right back here. Let me get some.

Come on. Hurry up.

I'm going to have to use the desk. No, don't do that. It's my desk.

Well, then I'll change you on the couch. It's a $5 ,000 soap. Will you make up

your mind?

Well, hold this. Here.

Right here. Get right here.

Right here. Right here.

Okay?

We're out of the blank.

Oh, yes. Come on.

Good. Great.

Yes. Hey.

Okay. There we go.

There he is.

Good. There he is. Oh, look at that. Here you go.

This much?

Clean it real good.

Hey, Bobby, check it out. It's a music box.

Oh, you're so dirty.

All clean.

There we go.

You know, that wouldn't have happened if you didn't go out and buy diapers for

Sinbad. Well, what did they do before they had plastic disposable diapers?

Well, they had cloth diapers.

Well, we don't have any cloth diapers.

Yes, we do.

You want me to use my bandana?

It's 10 to midnight. You want to go out there and buy new diapers?

You owe me big time.

Okay, biker baby.

Here we go.

Almost done.

Whee!

Here we go.

Good girl.

Reno. What? Did you see this?

Isn't Old Baby a store downtown?

Yeah. Maybe we can track who bought this. It'll be our first stop in the

morning.

Rise and shine.

Hey, what do you carry?

My shades.

Don't worry, I'll get the door.

Come on.

Oh, I never knew you could buy so many things for a baby. Yeah, don't you

realize that baby merchandise is a billion dollar business? I mean, they

crib, playpen. Hey, look at this stroller right here. Let's see how much

costs.

$525.

I'd expect automatic transmission of white walls. Look at all these

Mike. Gosh, all kinds of... Are we buying a stroller today?

Well, we'd like to ask you a few questions. You see, we have a problem.

There are no problems at Old Baby.

Only challenges.

You know what a challenge is?

Hey, you're scaring the kid.

Oh. Yes, I know what a challenge is.

Do you know how to spell challenge?

Yes, I know how to spell challenge, you overgrown road. Now listen to me. We

want to find out who bought that basket.

He's a bad man. I don't want to play with him anymore.

all right all right i got a 45 automatic right here in the jacket all right

that's open season on rabbits now if you don't tell us who brought that basket

i'm gonna take you out back and use you for target practice okay okay no problem

all our records are computerized okay i'll use the barcode in the transaction

order and i'll get somebody's name and then i'll get you an address in less

five minutes is that okay make it three pal hop out of here hop it's okay baby

he's a bad bunny you know marybeth larson doesn't ring any bells marybeth

does who's marybeth shoal rocky shoal's wife Lark was probably Mary Beth's

maiden name.

Who said anything about Rocky's shoal?

You did. Yesterday, you tried to question him, but he escaped, remember?

Oh, that's right.

Wait a minute. She testified against him, and he said he'd kill her if he

got out. Get the door, will you?

She was pregnant at the time of the trial.

Well, gosh, wait a minute.

Pregnant? She was about to pop.

Yeah, that was about eight months ago. The timing's perfect.

Well, do you think Mary Beth knows that Rocky broke out?

I'm guessing she figures he's going to try to hurt her. That's why she put her

with us.

Well, then we've got to find her before he does.

Did Bunny Rabbit give you an address?

Yeah, hold on.

Come on, let go of this.

43 Bluebell Lane. That's about, what, 10 miles from here.

Let's ride.

Here, chat.

You okay?

Hello?

Mary Beth?

Wow.

Well, Rocky's show must have just left, or Mary Beth is a lousy housekeeper.

Mary Beth?

Let me go check over here.

Hello,

do you have a reservation for a Mary Beth Larson or a Mary Beth Scholl? I'm

brother. I'm trying to find her.

Hey,

Reno. Hey, I think I found her. So do I. Fancy hint.

Fair Oaks Campground. Where'd you get the Santee Inn?

Where'd you get that?

I found this in the trash right here. Let me see it.

Cop. See ya.

Wait a minute. Hold it. Don't go. They're going to think you're a rocket

whole world's going to be on your tail. Well, what am I supposed to do? Hide.

What about her?

What about her? If the cops see her, they're going to start asking questions.

Take her. Take her. Take her. Take her with you. Come on.

Hello, officers.

Who the hell are you?

Bobby Sixkiller, sir. I'm a licensed bounty hunter. Here is my card.

What the hell happened here?

Well, it was like this when I got here.

I'm assuming Rocky, well, he's probably taken off by now, and I was on my way

out myself.

Well, don't let that stop you.

Ben, check the place out.

What was that?

It was my stomach.

You see, I'm on a diet, and I don't eat breakfast. It kind of growls.

You trying to hide something?

Yes. I'm sorry. I lied.

I found this.

Over there on the couch between the sofa and the cushion. And that's probably

where Rocky went.

Sorry.

Ben, let's go.

Thank you, Ben.

Watch it, Tonto.

I'm going to close it up, sir.

That was close. Telling me kids keep that kid quiet for five minutes?

Oh, I suppose you could do better. That's not the idea.

How'd you get rid of the cops?

I gave them the location of Rocky Scholl's hideout, or at least that's

they think they're going.

Where are they really going? My dry cleaners.

Which gives us plenty enough time to go ahead and get to the Santee Inn.

Well, I still think she's headed for the campgrounds. Well, good. You take the

kid and you go over there and I'll meet you.

I'm not taking this, baby. Well, then we'll go together under one condition.

First, we go to the Santee Inn, and if she's not there, which I know she is,

then we'll go ahead and go to your campground. Deal?

Did you hear that?

I did. I think it means yes.

Reno, she left the door open. Why am I not surprised?

She's been here.

She knows we found her mommy. Can you believe it? We did not find her mommy.

What are you talking about?

There's nothing in here. There's no toothpaste, toothbrush, shampoo,

We're on a wild goose chase, Bobby.

What about those clothes right over there?

Oh, Bobby, you just don't get it.

She wanted us to think she was here.

Why should we give her another half hour? It's a waste of time. Let's go to

campground. No, you're always stupid.

Just grab the door.

Hey, look, you said it was an old reservation slip. What if she took it

get the phone number? Well, wait a minute. Why don't we just slow down and

to figure this whole thing out? I don't feel okay.

Hey, man, it's Rocky.

We've got to get the baby out of here.

Make it to the Hummer.

I'll go to my bike.

What, are you crazy with the baby?

Well, what do you want me to do? Sit here and get shot at.

All right, ready?

One, one.

That's a good girl.

Coochie, coochie, coo. Don't tell Ralph Nader about this.

Why don't you try rubbing two sticks together?

Mary Beth?

Ben?

Oh, Marissa.

Mommy's been so worried about you.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing? I was going to ask you the same question.

Didn't you get my note?

What note?

Right here.

Well, how are we supposed to find this and all that frilly stuff?

Look, I didn't have a choice.

You could have called ahead of time. And would you have taken her?

I didn't think so.

Vince, Rocky broke out.

Well, that's old news.

Then you and Bobby caught him?

No, he ambushed us.

Oh. We followed your little trail that leads to the Santee Inn. Then he opened

fire on us. And we were lucky to get out of there at all. Wait a second. We?

You took my baby to a shootout? Well, we didn't know there was going to be a

shootout. Shootouts aren't safe for babies.

Shootouts aren't safe for anyone.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Look, we got here, didn't we?

You should have taken her with me.

No one shot at me.

Yeah, not yet they didn't.

Bobby and I did the best thing we could, okay, for this baby. We don't know

anything about babies, but we kept her warm and fed and clothed, and it wasn't

easy. Believe me.

Do you know how to start a fire?

That's a piece of cake.

Not for me.

A lot easier than changing a diaper.

That's why Clarissa's wearing a bandana.

I make it look so easy.

I've had eight months' worth of practice.

Believe me, I was pretty helpless at first.

What?

I was just thinking.

Of all the times I've stared down the barrel of a gun or been outnumbered in a

fight, I was never as frightened as I was thinking about taking care of

Clarissa. You ever thought about having kids?

Yeah.

I mean, not that I wouldn't like to.

I just, uh, I don't think it's in the cards.

Haven't met the right girl yet?

That's not it.

Then what is?

Life on the road.

Kid's been raised in a lot worse places.

Take it from me.

Maybe.

How do you know you're ready?

For a baby, I mean.

Well, never ready.

When it happens, then you're ready.

Oh, what's wrong, honey?

You've had your bottle. Your diaper's been changed.

It's going to be one of those nights.

Hang on.

Where are you going?

Watch this.

Am I missing something?

She slept like a rock on the way out.

I can't believe this.

Works better than a lullaby.

You make a great dad.

I knew I'd come in handy one day.

Yeah? Excuse me, but may I speak to the babysitter?

Bobby, where the hell you been?

Getting my head blown off. Where you been? I've been trying to get in touch

you. You must be out of the calling area.

Fair Oaks Campground.

I found Mary Beth.

Oh, I should have known.

You bag Rocky?

Well, no, but he thinks he bagged me.

What? Oh, never mind.

I'll explain it to you later. You stay exactly where you are, all right? Over

and out.

Thank you very much, partner.

Well, good morning.

Domestic blip.

Please tell me you've got Rocky.

Well, no such luck.

You've been monitoring the police radio?

State and local. They don't have him either.

Any idea where he could have gone?

He's got a sister in Fresno, but they're not speaking.

If I know Rocky, he's not looking to hide.

He's looking for me.

Maybe that's not such a bad idea.

What are you, crazy?

Oh, now we're in trouble.

Terrific. What's wrong?

mean a lot, don't get along.

You got a record?

Don't ask.

Oh, you want your bottle?

There you go.

Well,

what a pleasant surprise, sir.

Lovely day, and how are you?

Ben? How are you, sir?

Very good.

You lied to me.

I ended up at a dry cleaner, and I want to know why.

Look, he was trying to protect me.

I'm... Let me guess.

Mary Beth Scholl, you're Rocky's ex -wife.

Rocky is trying to kill me. I'm supposed to believe that?

She's telling you the truth.

It was her testimony that put Rocky in jail in the first place.

Who's your friend?

My brother.

He's helping me with the baby.

Funny, you don't look like any kind of nursemaid I've ever seen.

I do the best I can.

As a matter of fact, Vince was just about to take me into town to pick up a

prescription. Took us 15 hours to track you here, Mrs. Scholl.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Look, officer, my baby's been running 104 fevers since daybreak.

If you want to get on that fancy police radio and get the pharmacy to deliver,

that's fine by me.

Otherwise, get out of my way and let me take care of my child.

What's your pharmacy?

Ames Drugstore.

Numbers 5550153.

The pharmacist's name is Greg, and the prescription's for 10 milligrams of

ampicillin. Look, if you're going to charge us with something, then you do

Otherwise, let us get on with our business.

Well, you take care of your baby, ma 'am.

That's strike two on you, Tonto.

Strike three, and you're out.

Let's go, Ben.

You're good.

You're welcome.

Can I help you?

I love a toy store.

Well, you looking for anything in particular, or are you just window

I'm going hunting.

For what?

My wife.

Oh, you think I'm kidding?

Well, they don't pay me to think here.

That bitch took my kid.

I ain't never seen my baby girl in person.

Give me a couple of boxes of 9mm.

You forgot to pay.

I don't have any cash.

Well, we take credit cards.

I'm an escaped con. I got no credit cards.

Mister, you better put them back right now.

It's very nice doing business with you.

I don't think I can stand giving her up again. Look, she's safer with social

services than she is with you.

What if they try to take her away from me?

Nothing like that's going to happen. We promise.

No, they can call me an unfit mother.

I saw that on a TV movie.

Look, Mary Beth, trying to hide you is hard enough.

But with Clarissa, I mean, you might as well go ahead and put a target on your

back.

I still think I'm better off heading to Ashford.

We can stay at my grandma's.

Mary Beth, that's one of the first places Rocky would look. You're better

sitting tight until we can find him.

So what happens if you don't find Rocky?

Yeah, Jim.

You seen Rocky?

Yeah, I think so. Tell them she's here, but they gotta hustle their butt down

here. They think they're headed to Ashford.

Will you please just give us half a chance?

I already have.

I tried to do it with my kid, and what happened? You took her to a shootout.

Yeah, but we didn't do it on purpose.

I've had enough.

What about our plan?

Good luck.

Where are you going?

As far away as I can get from the two of you.

Uh -oh.

I can't let you go.

Look, I didn't ask why the police were after you.

But if you don't get out of my way, I'll make sure every cop in this county has

your license number.

Let her go.

Go ahead, let her go.

Come on, Clarissa.

So, uh, think they bought it? He made a call.

Well, what do you say we reach out and touch someone?

Good idea.

So how was everything, folks?

Why don't you tell us? Pardon me?

Well, we'd like to know if Rocky Scholl is on his way to Ashford.

Rocky, yeah.

Rocky. Who's Rocky?

I'll be taking that.

Thank you very much.

Well, look at this, sir. What are we going to do with pond scum like that,

I don't know. Let's see.

Well, hello, ladies.

Would you be so kind as to call the cops and tell them that you have a vicious

criminal? I think the phone is right over there.

What did he do?

He helped a convicted murderer escape from prison.

Shame on you.

Yes. Now, I'm sure you know how to use one of these, young lady.

Now, if he should move, shoot him.

Here, honey.

Come on.

Here we go.

Go visit Grandma.

Aren't you going to give your husband a kiss hello?

Rocky, what are you doing here? Oh, don't act so surprised. I told you I'd

you. Leave us alone.

I'm sorry, I can't do that. You see, Clarissa's coming with me.

You'll have to kill me first.

Oh, that's the best idea I've heard all day.

Come on.

Come on.

What did you do with my baby?

What'd you do with my baby?

Happy Father's Day.

Shoot him!

Yeah! Shoot me!

Drop the gun, I blow her away.

Keith! Keith!

Well,

let's just take the bus, shall we?

Well, that's the end of the line for you, pal.

You're dead.

I killed you.

Well, let's just say that I've been blessed.

Wait, let me look at her.

Ain't she beautiful?

Ain't she beautiful? Ain't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

Take that for her mother.

Let's go.

I can't thank you enough for all you've done for us.

Well, Rocky won't be bothering you anymore.

Hope not. You can count on it.

You know, it's kind of sad.

Of course, you're growing up without a dad.

Well, with you as her mom, she'll turn out just fine.

Besides, how many kids have two honorary uncles, huh?

Hey, look what Uncle Bobby bought you.

Where did he get all this stuff?

Don't ask.

Well, I guess you're a pretty lucky girl after all, huh?

Yeah.

Good luck, dear.

What's in here?

Wow.

$20 ,000?

It's the bounty from Rocky's capture.

We thought you might want to use it for Clarissa's college fund.

Thank you.

You make sure she majors in finance, okay?

You be a good girl, okay, sweetheart?

Yeah. May I, sir? Of course.

You're the best.

You two take care of each other.

Uh -oh.

What?

Do you have one of those spare bandanas in your pocket?

Oh, no.

Go, go, go.