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Ladies and gentlemen, come to the most important moment of this evening.

Yes.

I love you, sweetheart.

Smile, Frankie. We're here to celebrate.

Not yet.

Isn't it beautiful?

Tony.

Lenny.

Come here.

I didn't think you'd show.

I wouldn't miss this day for the world.

Time to forgive and forget.

Let's drink to the family.

Let's drink. Give me a couple.

To the family.

It's late.

I'm out of here. Come on, sweetie.

Thanks for coming.

I forgot your engagement present.

Send it. No problem.

I'd rather deliver it myself.

It's all right, sweetheart.

A wedding gown would have made you look like a fat pig.

Easy,

easy.

Stay cheap.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the Badlands.

An outlaw hunting outlaws. A bounty hunter.

A renegade.

For a driver's license, it's not a bad shot.

Who lives at 42 Meadow Road?

Aunt Terry. She sends her best.

Here are your new credit cards.

Where do you get these?

You don't want to know.

Try me. Your social security number came from a bounty Bobby shot six years ago.

Your driver's license? My phone number backwards.

And the name Vince Black?

Came out of you a bit.

You're right. I don't want to know.

Well, I'll tell you what you do want to know. We are going after a major Mondo

bounty. Hey.

Does Mondo Bounty have a name?

Tony Spano. As in the mob family, Spano?

Yes. What's he been smoking? You see, low risk, low return. High risk, high

return. It's an elementary investment strategy. We will be sitting pretty for

six months.

We'll be sitting at the bottom of a river.

Now, now, now, don't be negative.

It's the mob family.

All right, let's let Tony Spano go on another killing spree. You know, Lenny

Balducci, well, he probably deserved a tie anyway. Too bad it had to be done at

his engagement party. Too bad for his future bride.

Lenny Balducci, Spano's cousin.

What is his cousin?

You see, Tony Spano, well, he shot up a restaurant full of people last month.

But you, you probably don't even care. You, you're probably not even listening.

Go ahead, show him the photos from the engagement party. Go ahead.

Balducci wanted out of the family.

Tony was afraid he'd talk.

What a lovely couple.

Spano family has major holdings in Miami, right?

Right.

Well, if he's hiding anywhere, he's hiding there.

Exactamundo.

So what the hell are you guys doing just sitting around?

Let's go.

How about a raise?

So let's check out what's on the tube right now.

The new Three Stooges.

As Moe, Clint Eastwood.

Hey, Curly, you glued my hand to my head. Why, I ought to mortalize you.

Boink.

As Curly, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hey, Moe, it is not I that glued your hand to your head. It is Larry. Why do

not boink him?

And of course, as Larry, John Travolta.

I don't want to lose no more. I want to be a dancer.

Hey, kid, stick with what you got, okay?

Uh, thanks, Mr. Reynolds.

Yo, Zane.

Bobby. Hey, man.

It's been too long. How you doing?

Good, man. How you doing?

I'm great. Remember my sister, Shy?

Shy. Hi.

It's her buddy, Reno.

Reno. Nice to meet you. Oh, man, how's the comedy business?

It's a laugh a minute.

But you didn't drive this far for a business update, did you?

What's going on, Bobby?

Tony Spano.

Last week.

The feds dropped a net over this place like you never saw before.

Tons of surveillance equipment.

The works. They turned over every rock and left empty -handed. Yeah, well, he's

here. They just missed him. And you won't?

Not with your help, we won't.

I don't know, Bobby. The Spano family is one of the strongest mob holdouts in

this town. We can put them all out of business for good if you give us a hand.

Clean up the neighborhood.

The Wyndham. I heard it went into receivership six months ago. It's owned

bank. And guess who owns 52 % of the stock? The Spano family.

Well, then we know exactly where to start. You guys better hurry.

Word is, Spaddle's headed out of the country.

Well, listen, can you do me a favor? I mean, can you, like, get me a job over

there as a security guard?

Bad idea.

What do you mean, bad idea? The goons are going to spot you in a second. Thank

you very much, but I'll take care of that, okay?

Should I tell you I told you so now or later?

You have excellent credentials, Mr. Davis.

Well, I do realize that I'm a little bit overqualified, but, uh... Oh, please,

don't apologize.

We could put someone like you to work immediately if you're willing to start

an entry -level salary.

I really could use the green.

Give me ten minutes to process your application.

Well, then what? I'll walk you down to Human Resources and you can start

tomorrow. Oh, great!

He doesn't have to do anything.

But did you tell him I called?

Be a smart girl, Trish.

Leave town.

But I need cash.

500 bucks, that's all.

I feel for you, sweetheart.

But take my advice.

Get out while you can.

Breaking up's hard to do.

Get lost.

I already am lost.

I was hoping you could help me.

You come any closer to me, and I'll scream rape so loud.

Bob and her cash, and I'm planning to get out of here.

How does that sound?

What kind of help do you want?

Excuse me.

This isn't human resources. This is the kitchen.

Thank you, Nicole.

Bon appetit.

How do you do?

You know, I did not apply for a job in the kitchen. You know why?

I'm a lucky cook.

We heard you're a man of many talents.

Oh, six o 'clock. No, no, no. Davis. Mr. Bobby Davis.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Peep.

I think you need some time to chill out.

I see. Well, I do prefer the tropics, but you know what?

I love this place. I want to work here. Anything I can do. Like, I can count the

vegetables. Want me to go ahead and count the vegetables?

That'll be just fine.

I'll break his neck right here if you don't get in there right now.

Get in there!

You know the drill.

Jack Deadman!

You're a popsicle.

Trisha said that Fanta was holed up in the South Tower penthouse.

Well, if you look over here, this is the lobby, and right over here is the

restaurant. You should see the size of this kitchen.

Yeah, well, I did.

Oh, Bobby, what happened, man?

You know Spano's buddy, Frankie D 'Amato?

Gave me personal tours of the facility.

He made you.

Yeah, he almost made me into a frozen fruit bar.

Well, what a surprise, huh?

Yeah, well, at least we know he's there somewhere.

Thanks, Torino. We know exactly where he is. Oh, really?

Why'd you do that?

Uh... A woman?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm, a woman. I should have known. Spano has a use -once -throwaway

policy. All right, well, here's what we're gonna go ahead and do. We're gonna

get you undercover.

You're gonna go as a big spender.

We'll get you to the suite right underneath the penthouse.

We'll throw in some surveillance, and boom, we'll have you in less than 48

hours. What do you say?

Bobby, I'm afraid it's not that easy. Why not?

Well, it's four feet below the penthouse.

Uh -huh.

They have honeymoon.

It's pretty suspicious if Reno checks it alone.

He doesn't have to.

Wait a minute. Last time I looked, I was single.

I now pronounce this man and wife.

Great idea.

No, it's not.

I can handle him. If you can, I can.

Well, I can't. You're my sister. Remember?

You said Spanos got a real sweet tooth for blondes? Yes.

Then I bait the trap.

You may not kiss the bride.

Welcome to Miami.

Hello.

Sorry, we're newlyweds.

Here we are.

Hi, we have reservations.

Mr. and Mrs.

Vince Black.

That's right.

Aren't you going to carry me across the threshold?

Oh, darling, yes.

Here we go.

Here we are.

Gorgeous, sweet.

Look at that view.

Wow.

Look at that bed.

Yeah.

I'm going to sleep on the couch.

All in service.

We didn't order anything.

Open the door, please, sir.

What are you doing here?

You too, sis. And so good to see you too, sir.

Look at this place. This is really nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Champagne. Champagne.

That's really nice.

Too bad there's no drinking on the job.

Bobby.

How did you get in here?

Oh, that was easy. I just waited for all my fellow kitchen mates to go ahead and

get called upstairs, and I went and snuck in through the maintenance

because I'm undercover.

I could never tell.

Does this place got two beds? It's a honeymoon suite. What do you think?

to make sure that you're comfy. You're spying on us. I am not. You are so.

I'm here because of the bounty. Yes, I am.

Yes.

Yes, indeed. Yes.

I forgot you weren't PJs.

I'm going to kill him. Well, I was trying to tell you that I bought some

information from a fellow waiter, which I don't mind telling you, that cost me

quite a G spot. Uh, C spot. C note. I'm really going to kill him. Well, what did

the waiter say?

He said that Spano has a contingent of four bodyguards with him at all times.

Thanks for the tip.

Goodbye.

I'm going. Ciao.

Au revoir. Be careful. Later. Be good. Bye -bye.

He's being an overbearing, overprotective, obnoxious, meddling big

I can't say I blame him.

So, uh,

Spano's got dinner reservations at 8, right?

Right.

I need half an hour.

Do you have to come here for dinner?

I forget I own the place. You forget?

There's a price on you.

That's what I pay you to work for. Me too.

Because I'm worried. Thanks.

Frank.

Take us somewhere else. I don't think she's dangerous.

I'm ready.

Well, what do you think?

You look terrific.

Let's go.

Have you spotted him?

Yeah, to your left, corner table.

Well, he'll never see us back there. Hey, where are you taking us? To the

kitchen? Vince, don't make a scene. I don't care. I pay good money for the

honeymoon suite. I want to sit at a table near the dance floor.

People are staring.

I don't care. I'm sitting right here.

I like it just fine.

Thank you. There. Isn't that better, babe?

So now we're going to take a look at some famous boxers fighting famous

presidents. We take you to our referee, Barney Fife.

I know, folks, we got some big fights tonight, starting off with former

President Ronald Reagan.

Fighting Rocky Balboa.

You know what,

man? I'm going to go check in with Reno.

Would you relax, man? We don't can handle anything, Bobby. Come on. Cool

Yeah, it's who he's handling that's got me all nervous.

You know, Shah is really drawn out.

Please don't remind me.

I think she's beautiful, too.

Will you just watch the show?

Jake LaMotta.

You talking to me?

You talking to me?

This guy's pretty good, huh?

Yeah.

You're into boxing.

It's my fourth trip to the ladies' room and he hasn't said word one to me.

Coincidence. I love this song.

Oh, it's no coincidence.

How did you know?

I know a lot of things about you.

Like what?

You like white roses.

Lucky guess.

You kick your shoes off on your desk.

You cut your food in half before you eat it.

You read comics backwards.

And when you were a little girl...

You had a crush on Sean Cassidy.

I'm taking the fifth.

Do you mind if I dance with the bride?

These hearts?

Uh, yeah.

Sure.

I'm stuck with her for the next 40 years.

You go ahead.

Thanks.

Oh, Mr. Reynolds gave me my first break.

Fascinating. I gotta go. You're not going anywhere, Bobby. Yeah, you gotta

for the second show, aren't you? Are you kidding?

We're composed to play.

Your husband doesn't seem too happy.

He'll live.

That doesn't sound very sympathetic for a woman on her honeymoon.

Ever since we got here, all we've done is fight.

Well, I'm sure you're just having your first spat.

First, second, third.

And I thought this was going to be the most romantic trip of my life.

Still might be.

Called you as soon as I heard. Not soon enough.

You're flirting with a married woman.

I never flirt.

What's this for?

I'd be honored if you'd join me for a nightcap.

That's very kind of you, but I really don't think my husband would appreciate

it.

Oh, what's wrong with a little after -dinner drink?

Plenty.

What's going on here?

Vince.

You hitting on my wife?

I think you've had too much to drink. Answer the question.

I think this is really getting out of hand.

You want to see out of hand? I'll show you out of hand.

Is there a problem?

Yeah.

Vinnie Barbarino here is making the moves on my wife.

She didn't complain.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you didn't give her a chance, pizza breath.

Vin, please.

It's been an absolute pleasure.

You mind telling me what that was all about?

You needed my help, thank you.

For what?

You were supposed to flirt with him, not throw yourself at him.

It was working, wasn't it?

How were you going to get out of Spano's invitation?

Get out of it?

I spent all evening trying to get it.

We weren't ready.

Says who?

If you'd gone up to his penthouse tonight, how the heck do you think you'd

out of there before morning? I can take care of myself.

Shy, this isn't a prom date. This guy is a stone.

Kill her. He killed his cousin, and he'll kill you if you look at him

So what do we do? Go home?

I didn't say that.

Well, call me crazy, but I think the romantic mood has been spoiled.

Which is why you're going to get him to apologize.

Apologize? Yeah, for ruining your honeymoon. Get him to make a date with

Well, wait a second. I thought you said I wasn't safe with him. In broad

daylight, with me and Bobby backing you up.

You're good at this.

Personal invitation for Mr. Spano.

If you listen to me for just 30 seconds, we can get this entire thing

straightened out. Cheyenne.

This is a nice surprise.

Let me get you a drink.

I wish I could stay, but my husband's nose won't stop bleeding thanks to your

gorillas. He deserved it. Who gave you permission to ruin my honeymoon?

No one.

for that. It's my fault. My husband still has a bloody nose.

I'm going to comp your room for you for the rest of your stay. How's that?

We're leaving tomorrow.

Your husband seems to be in a hurry to get home.

Actually, it was my idea.

Things aren't going too smoothly.

Then maybe you'll stay for that nightcap.

They're watching us.

Who?

I don't like an audience.

You know, you get used to them.

No, thanks.

I'll be at the pool in the morning if you want to say goodbye.

I'll be there.

Cheyenne, I'm going to dream about you.

Once we're in the penthouse, I think I'll be able to lose the muscle. If you

clear a path down to the lobby, we'll be home free.

Bobby said they have security guards at every elevator. Piece of cake for you.

Well, then, I guess we should get some rest.

I'll take the couch.

No, I'll take the couch.

I'm used to sleeping on the ground.

Reno, you threw your back out last month, remember?

When you carried that gun smuggler out of the bar?

Yeah, but you sprained your shoulder a couple weeks ago, right? Well, what

that knife wound that you got during that fight in Clayton?

That's all healed.

Healed?

Look, I'm staying right here.

No, you're not.

Chai, this is my pillow.

Now get in that bed.

Wait a second.

I can't believe this. What?

We're in a big honeymoon suite at a fancy hotel, and we're having a fight

who gets to sleep on the couch.

We're not having a fight.

Well, then what do you call it?

I give up.

Ew.

Oh, my goodness.

Part of me wanted you to be jealous.

Of who?

Tony Spano?

Yeah.

Pretty silly, huh?

Yeah.

Part of me really wanted to buy into all this.

You and me.

Honeymoon Suite.

Champagne. Moonlight.

I must be nuts.

Well, if you're nuts, then I am too.

Not again.

Hey, come on. Open the door. It's me.

Coming.

Hi. Hello.

Why is it so dark in here? Because it's night.

I think I'll turn on the light.

There. Is that much better?

What's with all the feathers?

We had chicken for dinner.

Really?

How was it?

Go away.

I can't. We got business to attend to. We don't have any business.

Oh, yes, we do. Sis, here's what I want you to do. Good night, Bobby.

How long will it take you to charm the pants off of Eddie Spaghetti?

Good night, Bobby.

I am so tired. I think I'm going to crash right here. No, you won't. Why

Because I don't want to have to explain why the waiter spent the night with me

and my new husband.

Gives new meaning to room service.

So go.

No. Go. All right, I'll go. But I just want you to know.

It's a damn good thing I got a room right across the tower. I can see

just in case there's trouble.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Don't forget the floss.

What?

Don't you think you're being a little overprotective? Oh, please, Reno. You

she's been carrying a torch for you ever since you guys met.

Don't be ridiculous.

Have you ever heard her talk about other men? That doesn't mean anything.

Three dates, tops.

And then they were all history. You know why? Because she compares them to you.

We have a professional relationship.

You have a professional relationship because she doesn't want to make it our

problem. And I don't mind telling you that she has paid for it quite dearly.

has? Oh, come on, Reno.

In a perfect world, you two would be together. Because you're meant to be

together. I never thought of it like that.

Anyway, I love the both of you, and I don't want to see either one of you

Would you do my back?

I'll take it from here.

I thought you'd forgotten about me.

You thought wrong.

Where's your husband?

Getting ready to check out.

He's leaving.

Are you going with him?

I don't have a reason to stay.

Tell you what.

Why don't you go upstairs, pack your things, meet me in my room at 2 o

We'll have a late lunch and maybe get to know each other a little bit better.

Pac, what for?

I'm taking you with me.

Where?

Acapulco, Rio.

Was that real?

Yeah, too.

What if you don't have a choice?

Put my picture on a milk carton.

You like it?

I'm not sure.

Well, what's wrong?

I don't want to lose you.

You know, I've been worried about losing you from the first day I met you.

I've prayed to God so hard that you must be tired of hearing from me, but he's

always kept you safe.

Well, maybe your faith is just a little bit stronger than mine.

I'll be fine.

Try.

I've been thinking.

You and I have been through a lot together.

I know it's...

It would never work.

Why not?

Well, where would we go?

Tony Spano's headed out of the country. If the law can't find him, it can't find

me. If we disappear now, Spano will get away.

Bobby will get him. What if he doesn't?

We can't walk away now, Reno.

I don't want anything happening to you.

No matter how much I want to say yes right now, I can't.

Can I ask you later?

I'd like that.

Pay attention to what I'm saying. I'll check in when we've cleared customs, all

right? Yeah.

Let's do it.

Tony told me to be here by 2.

Well, he never told me anything about it.

Well, I'm not leaving.

There you are, sweetheart.

Let's go.

Tony! Tony!

Give me a hard time, all right? Hey, hey, hey.

What's going on?

He hurt me.

Oh, come on. That's crazy.

He grabbed me.

She wouldn't leave.

Now you leave.

Out, both of you. Get out of here. Tony, look, we only have less than one hour.

Yeah, and I'll call you if I need you. Now get out of here.

I'll check that out. Look at that.

It's obvious they're on the move.

Yeah.

What's up, partner?

I just saw two carloads of godfathers leave the building. Well, if security

details pulled out, that means Bono could have pulled out, too. Damn it,

he's got shy.

Don't you think I know that?

I'm on my way.

Wait, hold up. Wait a minute. Don't leave yet. They haven't left the

What, you two got a crystal ball?

Better. They're binoculars.

The chopper about to land on top of the hotel, and it's half an hour early. So

they're taking off from the roof.

I better get upstairs.

Wait a minute. You don't have a key for the top floor. Shai's not supposed to be

here for another half hour.

Reno?

Reno!

Can I help you, gentlemen?

Well, actually, sir, what we're doing is we're sightseeing. Isn't that right?

Yes, sir.

Why don't you take him someplace else? Yes, sir. That's not a problem. That's

not a problem, right, Sonny?

We're on our way. Here we go.

Excuse me, but where did you learn that?

Trey's secret.

Hey.

Joked on you, boy.

Oh, don't get it.

Just take a second.

What now, Frankie?

All right, close up shop in San Marco for the bags now. Yeah.

Time to rock and roll.

Already? Yeah, our ride's here. Come on. But the door's this way. And the

helipad's this way.

I really hate to fly.

Could I just have a minute to freshen up? You're getting coffee.

Drop the gun.

Drop the gun!

Take it away.

Come here.

Frankie's gonna be here any minute.

If we hurry, we can sneak him down.

I think our odds are better if we sneak him up.

Grab his arm. Let's go.

Are you sure you rang the penthouse?

Yeah. Yes, thank you.

Damn it.

All right, wait here.

I want to talk to you.

Well, that's one more time than I have. With an instructor.

Congratulations, my friend.

Thank you. You just bagged the biggest bounty this side of Mississippi.

Great. Thank you. Well, we couldn't have done it without you. Bobby, I need to

ask you a favor.

Well, sure.

Ask away.

My impression is this is working on a new opening act.

I need your opinion.

Really? It won't take long.

I promise. It won't take long.

Well, okay. I've got one. Go right ahead. I've got to hear this guy.

Paul?

Hey, Reno, Reno, wait, I gotta talk to you. I've got a lead on a major bounty.

How major?

It's bigger than D .B. Cooper, bigger than Elvis. Two words, Reno, two words.

Jimmy Papa.

Who's he doing? Who do you think?

Sir?

Tony's the biggest bounty we've ever bagged.

Bobby must be happy.

Are you kidding?

He's already complaining that after taxes and expenses, he'll barely break

He better fire his accountant.

I'm his accountant.

Whoops.

So what are you going to do with your share of the money?

Oh, take some time off, I guess.

I was hoping that we could take the time off together.

Where would we go?

Somewhere.

Think things out.

I still haven't changed the way I feel about you.

I haven't changed the way I feel about you.

So?

You know, I can't go with you.

But you just said that... Next to my brother, you're the most important

in the world to me. I don't think I've ever wanted to be with anyone as much as

I want to be with you.

Then let's be together.

I'm not meant to be.

I think we are.

I can't give you that big half of a white picket fence, but we can live

in the world you want and make a life.

Where would we go?

What about Dutch Dixon?

He'll never find us.

What if he does?

You have to look out for yourself, Reno. You can't be weighed down by me.

That's not the way it'd be, you know.

Yes, it is.

Dutch would use me to get to you.

I'd rather have you alive than not have you at all.

Love you too. Bye.