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Felipe Grossman, alias Pierre Mix, alias Luther Latico. Yeah, this guy's

reinvented himself more times than Madonna.

Still, five grand is five grand, right?

No, five grand's ten grand.

Contra Costa doubled the bounty last Monday. All right, slow down.

Nine, seven, there.

Okay, all righty.

Just say he's holed up in the back.

Are you sure this is a reliable tip?

Yeah, it comes with a money -back guarantee.

All right, keep the motor running. I'm going to go flush out Felipe.

Okay.

Hey, hey, who's the ladder coat?

Great. You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, yeah, sure. Me too. Just great.

This is going to cost you big time.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the Badlands, an outlaw hunting outlaws.

A bounty hunter.

A running game.

That's all I know. A note came over the fax that said we'd find Felipe at that

address. You mean we were following an anonymous tip? Hey, it was right on the

money, wasn't it? What are we supposed to do now?

Consult a Ouija board? No, no. I got another trick up my sleeve. We'll go

and use Felipe's mother.

You think his own mom's going to rat him out?

I don't know.

You're the one who's so persuasive.

Holy, what the heck is this?

What, did the mail truck break down?

No, no, no.

It's Brother Bob.

Lucky day.

Bay City's most eligible bachelor?

I see that.

Couldn't have come at a worse time, too. I get to prepare for a tax audit.

Isn't that incredible?

That's me.

Yeah, you're a real hit.

You've gotten everything.

Taxes, proposals, glossies, letters, videotapes, lingerie.

Wait a second. Let me see this.

Call 5550171 if you'd like to see this on me. See that on you?

No, thanks.

There's a killer here. I can't bear to watch this.

See you guys later.

Hi, Bobby.

My name's Polly.

Well,

that's fantastic. You know, I'm somewhat of a physical fitness buff myself.

Big killer. So much fun together.

I can see that.

Polly!

Oh, my gosh. My mom.

You've got to hide me quick.

You little snake.

Sorry, Mom.

I can't believe you went behind my back.

Bye.

I'll be back for you, Sixkiller.

Sixkiller, I beg your pardon. My brother is not that kind of person. Excuse me.

There's your man.

You heard that right.

I love sonnets. Repair estimates, three in all. $6 ,600.

That's the lowball. $8 ,600? What is this for? My car. The little thing that

squished. Laura.

Laurie Hayth. Laurie Hayth. That's right.

You know, I'm really glad you weren't in the car at the time. Yeah, I'm fine.

Look, I just want to get my wheels fixed.

Bobby? Yeah, who is it?

Princess Diana.

Tell her I'll call back later.

Listen, I'm, uh... Is Robert Sixkiller in?

What is going on here?

Well... You know, I'll just come back. I'm calling a lawyer. Oh, wait a minute.

Hold it just a moment, please. You know what? This is my fault. So if you leave

these estimates with me, I'll go ahead and call the repair shop because I know

repair shops better than you do.

Here's my card.

Steam fitter.

I'll be waiting.

She's a steam fitter.

You better wipe those tread marks off your face.

Yeah? Well, today is my day, see? And nothing's going to keep me down. So,

book some dates.

I mean, this whole evening has been so wonderful, Adriana.

Me too, Bobby.

You know, it's been a long time for me since I've been swept away like that. I

know.

I mean, what a pleasure to forget about everything and just have fun.

Ah, you can say that again.

I mean, not to have to think about it for one whole evening.

Think about what?

The fact that they can read our thoughts.

Okay.

The Forest Service.

Felipe's not here.

So what'd Felipe do?

Steal your girl?

Kill your brother?

Wreck your car?

I just want to talk to him.

I'm a bounty hunter.

Do you know where Felipe is?

That could be anywhere.

When was the last time you saw him?

I'm his mother. Why should I tell you anything?

You should tell me because you're his mother.

How does that work?

He's got a $10 ,000 reward on his head, and it's open season out there. And some

of my competitors, well, they shoot first.

And if I tell you where to find Felipe, you will see he's turned in unharmed.

You've heard that before, huh?

Yeah. I even believed it once or twice.

It must be hard on a mother.

I know it'd be hard on mine.

You're good.

No, ma 'am.

I'm just being straight with you.

Okay.

Then I'll tell you.

Hold up on Blanchard Avenue.

Place used to be the Singapore Trading Company.

Thanks. You can come back for supper if you'd like.

Thank you for coming.

I will tell him tonight. I promise.

Thank you. Bye -bye.

Coast is clear.

Sis, this is getting intense.

Yeah, well, be careful for what you wish for. You may get it. Joey Bonifuco.

Oscar Wilde. So, sis, how do I look? Stunning.

Bobby, do you really think this is a good idea? Three dates in one night? So

many women. Don't you dare say so many women so little time. Sorry.

So you talked to all three of these lovely ladies, right?

Yeah, I felt like the screener on midnight radio.

None of them were like into channeling Martians or thought that Colin Powell

a pawn of insects.

Considering that they all proposed via email, they seem pretty cool.

You know I love you, sis.

Oh, no. Not the gymnast.

It's Laurie Haith, the girl you hit.

I'm so late as it is.

Hi. Hi. Come on in.

Hi, Miss Haith. How are you? I'm so sorry that I didn't have the time to go

through your estimates, but I'm kind of running a little late. I have a

proposition for you.

Oh? My cousin's fiancé works in a body shop, and for $3 ,700, he can set me up

in an 88 Camry, which is a hell of a lot better than the heap you trashed. So

what you're saying is I can get this whole mess clean for $3 ,700?

That's the way you want to go.

Are you kidding? That's an excellent idea.

Sis, could you write her a check, please?

I do appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah.

Well, when I heard about you being a bounty hunter and how you were just

to nail that creep, I cooled down.

Well, you're very understanding, thank you.

Takes a lot of guts to go after those psychos.

Thank you very much.

Here you go.

Oh, thanks. You're welcome.

Listen, Miss Haith, I apologize because I'm running late.

But...

Really a pleasure running into you.

Bye. Bye.

So, when did you move to Bay City?

The medication has made such a difference.

Now, for dessert, here's your copy of the prenuptial agreement. If you have

questions, my lawyer is sitting right over here.

Come and practice?

Here's an extra 20.

Thanks.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Well, it's kind of a long story, and I was hoping that maybe you had the time

listen. I don't know. It comes with a spectacular midnight supper.

Well, maybe you better hear a little bit of the story first.

Okay.

Well, once upon a time, there was this...

Tall, handsome, Native American Indian man who was dining in a very elegant

restaurant with... With a bevy of beautiful women.

Actually, one.

At a time, anyway.

And, well, everything was perfect. The restaurant was elegant.

Well, it sounds heavenly.

Only one small problem.

You see, the Indian couldn't eat.

Because? Because he was with the wrong company.

Set up the card table.

So, is this your standard method for meeting women?

Smashing their vehicles?

No, no. You see, I've only done that twice before.

Well, whatever you're doing, it seems to be working.

Really?

Why's that?

Your office. It was like star search over there.

Oh, that's because of that article.

What article?

Oh. What?

I'm embarrassed about it now.

All right. They did this article on Bay City's most eligible bachelors.

Good.

Oh, what a sad commentary on the male population, huh?

Oh, stop. It's been a dream come true, right?

Like that in the beginning, but, boy, it's kind of turned into a nightmare.

Oh, come on. You are loving it.

Oh.

I don't like being chased by women because I'm on a top ten list.

Yeah, I can see your point.

So anyway, there I was tonight, in a perfect situation, dressed to the nines,

whistling that I was with you.

Hmm.

Mom says hi.

Hi, my name's Dolores, and I'm looking for a serious, intimate relationship.

I think all relationships should be based on...

Like total honesty.

So before things go any further between us, I think you should see exactly

what you're getting into.

Robert J.

Sixkiller, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Well, this young lady went to all this trouble to make this tape. The least I

could do is watch it. Oh, right. Yeah, you got a heart as big as all outdoors.

Where are you going, anyway?

Picnic. At Horseshoe Canyon?

Maybe. Whoa, heavy. Who's the lucky lady?

Ooh, what happened to you? You look like you just got drop -kicked by an

elephant. Really? Yeah, well, that's what I feel like. So I take it you met

with Felipe. Yeah, I did. He was waiting for me. But look at this.

I got this off him.

630 Sharp, 6955 Bayshore Drive. So what? At the same time and place as we almost

got him the first time. So maybe he was meeting somebody.

He's got the address of the second building. And look at this handwriting.

Well, maybe it was his mother, Reno.

You know, you need a neurological workup. Come on, Bobby. Can we talk

later, please?

He's got a date.

Bachelorette number three?

More like 23.

Hi. I got finished early, so I thought I'd come by.

Well, great. Come on, let's go.

Wait a second. Aren't you going to introduce us?

We've already met.

Yeah. You're the girl from the accident, huh? Or Laurie Hay, because I'm usually

known. Hi.

Okay, that's just great. Let's go.

Oh, wait, Bobby.

Don't forget your phone.

You? Uh -huh.

Bye.

He's dating the girl from the accident?

I think it's sweet.

Yeah, right. It's probably a negotiating ploy. He's going to try to talk her

down.

Go find Felipe.

So when that happened...

They chased me off the reservation.

And that's when I joined the Marines.

That's some story.

Yeah.

But I don't know anything about you.

Well, my story's a real laugh, right?

Go ahead and try me.

I grew up in New Mexico.

And my dad was a cop.

And I was nine years old. He got shot up pretty bad.

And he took disability and he retired from the force.

Then my parents divorced two years later.

And then my dad killed himself.

I'm sorry.

And my mom remarried this jerk.

And just to spite them, the day before I graduated from high school, I ran off

with my bad boy boyfriends.

Do I hear snoring?

No, absolutely not.

and then we headed for Los Angeles, but we were broke by the time we hit San

Diego.

So how did you become a steam fitter?

Oh, that's just the first thing that came along. It's just for now.

I got my high school diploma, and I'm taking night courses at San Diego State.

Really? What are you studying?

To be a nurse.

Wow, where did that come from?

I've just seen so much pain and so much suffering that I want to do what I can

to wipe some of it away.

Good for you.

I just don't want to waste my life, Bobby.

Neither do I.

Shy, it's Reno. I'm going to make a move on Felipe.

Where are you?

That's way north of here. It'll take me 40 minutes.

Bobby's at Horseshoe Canyon.

Call him. He won't like it. I'm not going to like it if this weasel slips

net again. Call him, Shy.

Yeah. Bobby, it's me.

Reno's about to nail Felipe. What's his name?

Congratulations. Bye.

No, wait.

He needs backup now.

Sis, you handle it, okay? Please.

I'm too far away. I'll never make it in time. You're practically there.

We don't want to lose this guy a third time, do we, Bobby?

No, I guess we don't. What's the address?

1312 23rd Street.

Listen, don't get mad, okay? I know I promised I wouldn't come back. I just

wanted to say goodbye.

I'm on a late bus to Tucson, okay?

They didn't have the artichokes, so I got the asparagus instead. The guy said

that they were very fresh.

Ma, listen.

You know the long hair? He walked right into it, man, just like you said. I laid

him out, man. I can just drop like a rag doll. I should have seen him. I was

great. Ma?

Ma! I've set everything up. I'll get it.

It's over, tough guy.

Ma!

Not the...

Well, this time it's a hard time.

Don't worry.

Your mom will visit you in prison.

Go ahead and run this guy in and don't come home without a check. Oh, and

remember. I know.

Double bounty, ten grand.

I just hope he keeps his mouth shut so I don't have to kill him.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm going to go untie his mom.

All right, man. Talk to you later.

Listen, I'm sorry.

Take me home, Bobby.

What's the matter?

I can't see you anymore.

Well, why not? I thought we were so, uh... I just can't go through this. The

chases and the gunfights and the wrecks and the brawls. I just had enough

violence in my life already.

We're over.

Laurie! Wait a minute!

Laurie!

Your boyfriend's a real sicko. He tied up my mother. Can you believe that? I'm

curious. Does he do that to you?

Hi, Pete.

Shy.

Who's your friend?

Felipe Grossman.

Yeah, Bobby called it in.

I got your paperwork right here.

Great. Because I can't stand another minute more of this creep.

You know how it works.

Mm -hmm.

Let's see.

Alias Pierre Mix.

Alias Lawrence Neidecker.

Man, you got some imagination there, Phil. Yeah, I'm taking a drama class.

There you go.

Thank you.

Wait a minute.

This check is supposed to be for $10 ,000.

There's a double bounty on this troll.

Let me check.

Oh, little Cheyenne.

The shy mistress.

The albino engine.

Taking a pay cut, huh?

He's been complaining of cramps.

Look, I'm sorry, Chey. But that's the bounty.

Five grand. It was never doubled.

Hey, Rita.

How'd it go?

Weird. The bounty on Grossman was only $5 ,000.

But Bobby swore it doubled.

I know. I saw the facts myself. Official stationery and everything.

Somebody faked a bounty bump? It was probably just some bureaucratic screw

No.

A note telling the bounty where to go to make his own bust?

An anonymous tip for free? A double bounty that was never doubled? So what's

your point?

Somebody wants us to find Felipe Grossman.

Who?

I don't know.

What? Say it. I got a bad feeling about Lori.

Lori? Yeah. She was awfully forgiving about the accident, don't you think?

Reno.

Which happened just as we were about to catch Grossman. Maybe that neurological

workup isn't such a bad idea. He wrecks her car, practically runs her over, and

the next thing you know, they're the happiest couple in the world. Will you

it? I'll bet you anything a woman wrote Felipe's note.

But why?

She certainly wasn't out husband hunting.

Bobby said she didn't even know about the article.

Reno, this is a good thing. I'm happy for Bobby. Can't you be too?

Rory, this kind of thing doesn't happen every day.

Most of the time I'm sitting behind my desk, the phone in my ear.

So bounty hunting's just pencil pushing, huh?

No, that's not what I meant.

There's no use, Bobby.

Don't say that.

One of us has to.

If it bothers you that much, I'll quit the business.

You'll what?

I'll stop being a bounty hunter. Bobby, it's your life.

No, it's not. It's my job.

I've got plenty of money and...

A lot of outside interest, so I'm okay.

We've just met, and you're going to throw away your whole career?

Yeah.

Because I've met a lot of people in my life.

Nobody makes me feel the way that you do.

One of these days, you're going to look at me, and you're going to see the witch

that turned you into a couch potato.

Never happened.

You know what I mean?

I don't want to get in the way.

You love your life. It's what makes you who you are. And I just don't want to

kill the thing I love.

I shouldn't have said that.

I'm glad you did.

Take me home.

Find anything interesting?

I haven't had enough time to look.

Don't let me stop you.

Thanks, just the same.

I embarrass easily.

So what is this about?

Felipe Grossman.

Who's that?

The bounty you saw Bobby and I nail. Do you know him? No.

Get out of my place.

Laurie, if I'm reading you wrong, I apologize.

I'm just being careful for Bobby.

Yeah, sure. It's no reflection on me.

Vince.

Does Bobby know you're here?

What, are you out of your mind? What do you think you're doing, huh? Breaking

into her house, going through her stuff when he completely lost it? Bobby,

something bad is going on here, okay? It's a note. Oh, not again, Reno.

Didn't she tell you that she'd never seen the 10 most eligible articles?

So? So I found a copy in her apartment. Well, sure you did. I gave it to her.

And why did she have it stuffed in the back of a drawer?

Oh, Reno, here you go again with those conspiracy theories of yours. Why don't

you go ahead and pitch them to Oliver Stone?

I want to show you something.

I'm not interested. I want you to stay away from her. You got it?

Yeah, I got it.

You got to take a look at this.

I can't, Reno. I got to finish for the damn audit.

This will just take a minute, okay?

Here.

Where'd you get that? Lori's apartment.

I climbed in through the window. Reno, you had no right. You are way out of

here. Am I?

Take a look.

This is the inscription on the back, and this is the scrap of paper that Felipe

had. The what?

The writing's almost identical, don't you think?

No, they could have been written by different people.

Take another look.

Reno, listen.

Bobby is really far gone on this girl.

All the more reason for us to be careful.

Will you just let him enjoy this, for goodness sake?

I will if you help me. Help me clear this up, and I'll be the best man at his

wedding.

What do you want me to do?

Bail out Felipe.

Lovely lady.

Hiya. So where are we going?

Well, to a cabin that I own in the mountains.

Come on.

Any escape cons around?

Not a single one.

You know, Diane, I really have to tell you, I'm so much to bust me out this

Do you have a guilty conscience or something?

Or maybe you just, uh, you realize Felipe's not such a bad guy after all.

Is that it?

Is there something, like, personal going on here, baby? Huh?

Come on.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Oh, baby. Oh, sorry.

Oh, I love this.

You know, this is just my style.

I love what I'm going to do to you, baby.

Oh, baby, I'm going to make you feel so good.

Bye, Felipe. It's been a hoot.

Oh, Shia, where are you going?

Oh, I see. You want to play hide and seek with old Felipe.

All right, baby.

Come and get it.

That approach really work for you?

Who's that?

Sit down.

Watch closely.

Can we talk?

What do you want to know?

Where'd you find this?

That ain't mine.

Man, you are a slow learner.

All right.

This lady gave it to me.

What lady?

I never saw her before, man. A guy I knew at Lompoc set it up. What's her

I don't know. She never said.

That's her?

Yeah.

Come there.

Look, she knows I need money to get out of town. She said if I set the Redskin

up at the warehouse, she'll give me two grand.

Why is she doing all this?

I knew you were going to ask me that.

Listen, you can turn me into toothpicks.

I don't know.

I'll tell you this, though.

She ain't none too fond of your friend the chief.

You were great. It's so beautiful here.

You know, for dinner, I thought that maybe we'd drive to... Oh, please. Can

sit down?

Sure.

Let me see if I can call somebody who can bring us some groceries, okay?

Something wrong?

Something.

Blood's broken off.

Now it's your turn for pain and suffering.

Get anything out of Felipe?

Yeah. She hired him as bait.

Staged the whole accident.

So maybe she's desperate to marry a Native American millionaire.

Come on, Shawty, this is no joke.

But why, Reno? Why would she do something like that?

Felipe said it was something personal.

Where's Bobby? I have no idea.

Well, call him. He told me not to disturb him for anything.

Well, he didn't tell me.

Guess he really didn't want to be disturbed.

His little joke.

Hilarious.

So how does Felipe know Lori?

Said some con introduced him. He ID'd her off a picture. What picture?

The picture you wouldn't look at. The picture with Lori's handwriting on the

back.

Okay, maybe you were right.

Are you sure Felipe's not lying? Yeah, trust me.

Wait.

Let me see this.

Oh, my God.

Terry Metzger.

That's right, Bobby. Terry Metzger.

And it's Terry's face you're going to see while you die.

Terry Metzger was a bounty we took down four years ago. He knocked over the

payroll at Harborside Plaza Mall.

I remember that. Killed two guards in the process, right? Just for fun.

Terry was one soul -dead jerk.

Is this it, Bobby?

Is this the gun you used to kill Terry?

Is it?

Yes, it is.

So what do you have to do with Metzger?

Well, you're the detective. Why don't you figure it out?

You shot him twice, remember?

First in the, uh, leg, and then in the gut.

I spent three years learning to shoot one of these.

Shoot it well enough so I could hit exactly where I wanted to.

First.

Bobby must have given you a hint as to where he was going.

Well, when I came into the office this morning, he was talking on the phone.

Saying? Well, asking whether his heating oil had been delivered.

Bear Spring.

His cabin.

Hang on to your lunch.

Actually, you're getting off easy.

I was going to take you on the joy ride of your life.

Oh?

What am I missing?

Well, first I was going to make you fall so deep in love with me, you'd think

you were at the center of the earth.

You've done a pretty good job of that.

And then I was going to marry you and slowly crush your heart to death.

And when you've been through enough hell, I was going to kill you and

all your filthy money.

I'm sorry I screwed up your plans, Laurie.

Yeah, well, it's your pal Vince's fault.

He was just getting a little too wise.

I'm sorry what happened to Terry.

But he chose the way he lived.

And you chose the way he died.

How far away are we? Ten minutes.

Make it five.

How'd you get Metzger? Bobby and I tracked him down to a hunting lodge.

There was a gunfight.

Bobby wounded him bad, real bad.

Anyway, we waited him out for two long days.

I know how Terry hung on and how he suffered.

Without medicine, without doctors, without painkillers.

For 38 hours, he held his guts in with his hands.

Do you ever think about that?

What he'd be like?

You won't have to imagine it anymore.

In a minute, you are going to know exactly what it's like.

And then I'm going to sit down right there, and I am going to watch you die

38 hours.

Laura Terry was a murderer. He killed two people.

Don't you talk about him. How the hell do you think you're going to get away

with this?

Do you think I care about getting away?

Once you've suffered enough, they can do to me whatever they like.

Her name isn't Laurius.

It's Rachel.

Terry's wife.

She was way past conversation, Reno.

So you haven't seen him at all?

Not since yesterday.

You? No cards, no calls.

Where would he send you a card? I don't know.

You know, he was so weird in there, just lying in bed, not talking.

Almost like it wasn't Bobby.

I don't get it. Well, good morning, cappers.

Where have you been?

Where have I been? I needed some time to myself, you know. We were worried about

you, man.

Worried about me? What for? I'm fine.

In fact, I'll get rid of this thing in about a week. Great.

It's so good to see you, Bobby.

It's good to see you, sis.

You know, Reno, I wanted to say that I was... You don't have to say anything.

Oh, yes, I do. I was a fool not to listen to you. It's okay.

It's not okay. I bitch and moan when you ignore me, and now I know what it feels

like. Except that I'm right to ignore you.

Old Indian saying?

Warrior must get back upon horse that threw him.

Capisce?

I'll keep in touch.