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How are you going to make me sit here?

Oh, quit complaining.

People in Beverly Hills pay 200 bucks for the mud bath you just got.

No, I didn't commit that crime that they arrested me for.

Really? That's why you bolted when you saw me coming. You startled me. Man, you

were trying to hotwire that John Deere over there.

What the hell is going on here?

Bobby Sixkiller, meet Maxon McDonald.

Wanted. Ran theft farm equipment.

Falsely accused. He started to run, and I was dumb enough to chase him.

If you think you're gonna get into my sister's car, stanky and dirty, think

again. You okay?

Yeah, hit me, will you?

You know, I've been thinking.

I've been thinking vacation is what we need. Really? I could find time to get

away.

Hey! What'd you have in mind? The real deal. Here's what we do. We unplug the

fax, disconnect the phones. We don't even think about a case for ten days.

Sounds too good to be true. Where?

Mexico.

Huh? The left coast, a little place near Puerto Vallarta. It's quiet, it's out

of the way. They got first class amenities.

I like Mexico.

That sounds delightful.

Hey! And who exactly is springing for this vacation?

Hey, my friend, my partner.

I don't know anybody who deserves time off more than you.

We go down there, we stay out of trouble, we take in the little sun, we

some lobster.

Best of all, we meet new people of the opposite sector.

I'm in.

Hey!

Ha -ha!

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the Badlands, an outlaw hunting outlaws, a

bounty hunter, a renegade.

Here, I can carry the bag for you, too. I got it.

Well, listen, why don't you run by the hotel and check us in, and then I'll

swing by the harbor and see about the boat.

Okay, but don't take too long, because I'm dying for Margarita. Oh, yeah?

I'm just dying for you.

How are you?

Well, it's nice to see you two in such a good mood, especially considering the

night you had at the table.

Oh, I guess that's why they call it gambling, Mr. Mostly.

Oh. I'm sure you'll do better on the way back to L .A. Oh, I'm afraid we won't

be sailing back.

Oh, why not? It's just a three -day honeymoon. I have to work on the way

home. David's photographing the gray whale migration for ecology today.

You might even get the cover. Oh, that's great.

Well, you kids are due for some luck.

Vaya con Dios.

Bye. Thanks. See you.

We got a problem, Mo. Talk to me.

We've been hit.

How much?

Half a million.

That's the entire drop for the whole crew. It's impossible.

Not if you drill the safe.

Lawyer, ma 'am.

Ah, he beat me.

Do you mind explaining to me how you got here before I did?

No delay at the border.

You're probably the only guy that I know in all of North America that actually

sneaks into Mexico.

But, pal, look at this place, huh?

I guess it's been a few years here.

Mrs. Sixkiller, welcome back to Casa Grande.

Welcome back.

I believe I have a reservation for two rooms.

And will Mrs. Sixkiller be joining you today? Mrs.

Sixkiller.

No, she couldn't get away.

I've been here before.

And you like your usual room? A couple of times. I'm not scared. Yes, my usual

room will be just fine. And the garden view for my friend here. Sure.

Could you make that a partial ocean view, please? Sure.

Go ahead and give him a full ocean front cabana with a jacuzzi right next to

mine. No problem.

You pay the incidentals?

Go.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Hola.

Manuel.

Tataki.

And you're sure he hasn't checked in?

Yes, Miss Momentum. I'm sure because I've been the only one on duty this

morning.

Well, please, I'm in room 401. Will you have him call me the moment he comes in?

Sure, I promise.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Spectacular.

Are she going to ask me to join you?

Please.

So are you here alone?

Yeah, if you don't count my buddy.

Me too.

Alone with a friend.

My roommate, Seattle.

From Seattle.

I'm sorry. It was a mistake.

Did I say something wrong?

No, no, you're perfectly nice. I can tell.

I'm Vince.

Vince Black.

Nicky.

Nicky Mantle.

You're kidding.

No.

You know, the weird thing is, my father doesn't even know baseball. He had never

even heard of Nicky Mantle until my name was already in the birth certificate.

I can see you're not waiting any time, sir.

Who's your friend?

Bobby Thickgiller.

Mickey Mantle.

Mickey Mantle.

Well, I assume you two know each other from before?

No, we just met.

I hate this.

Mickey's from Seattle.

She has a roommate.

Great. Her name's probably Doris and she's a librarian.

Actually, her name's Agnes.

She's a CPA, and I think I'm late for meeting her, so maybe we'll just see you

guys later in the bar? I hope so.

Typical.

You get the flamingos and I get the owls.

Hey, that's my bag!

Well, here we go again.

Good day at the beach, huh, Jose?

Let's go.

The cellular customer you are trying to reach is away from the phone.

There's no way, Reno. I'm telling you.

Can't you ever be optimistic?

Nope. Murphy's Law about blind dates. Quote, unquote, attractive women never

travel in pairs.

The roommate is always substandard. End of quote.

Excuse me.

Are you the man who caught that purse snatcher on the beach?

No.

Yes, I am. Vince?

I'm sorry. I know this is an awful intrusion.

No, excuse me. You see, we're sorry because we can't help you. We're on

vacation, having a good time.

So you two aren't policemen by any chance?

No. I'm not getting involved.

I'm up now, and I'm getting out of here. You'll have to forgive my partner.

His manners are on vacation, too.

You know what? I'm going to make dinner reservation, and I expect to see you

there in five minutes.

Have a nice day.

By the way you handled that man on the beach, I would have sworn that you were

in law enforcement.

Well, not anymore.

I'm retired.

Oh.

Oh, thank God. You have to help me. Like, something awful has happened. I

I'm a total stranger.

Slow down.

I'm on my honeymoon, and my husband disappeared.

He went to check on the boat this morning, and he hasn't come back.

Have you talked to the local police? Maybe you had an accident.

Yes, I did.

I had some trouble communicating because I don't really speak Spanish, and they

said to wait until tomorrow, but I know that something awful has happened.

Tell me his name and show me a picture.

I'll see what I can do.

Absolutely not.

Bobby... Reno, we're on vacation.

You go out there and you play hero on the beach, and all of a sudden now we're

hanging out a shield that says, Good Samaritan available.

We'll work long hours for no pay, and no job too dangerous. Just go down to the

jailhouse and talk to the cops, okay? I'd do it myself, but I think that's a

idea. The whole thing's a bad idea.

Bobby, I think she's a really nice woman. I don't care if she's... Hi,

Hi, Nikki.

Hi. Where's Agnes? Probably squinting over some balance sheets.

No.

No, she's... she's right here.

So much for Murphy's Law.

Bobby Sixkiller, this is Agnes Day.

Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I heard all about how you got Nicky's purse back.

Actually, um... Actually, he's a world -famous bounty hunter.

Wow, your life must be so exciting.

It's turning out that way.

My friend and I would love for you to have dinner with us tonight.

Yeah, we'd love that.

Uh, but he's got an errand to run first.

That can wait. He's helping a young newlywed who lost her husband.

Oh, my God, and you're going to find him?

Yes, well, all in a good day's work.

That's so gallant. I will be back in time to help you finish that tall,

pitcher of margaritas that my friend here is about to buy you.

We'll be waiting.

Chantez.

That man right there?

The living legend.

Gracias, amigo.

So what do you got? The woman's checked in, but there's no sign of the hubby.

You sure?

Yeah. I grabbed the desk clerk. The guy's a no -show.

The wife seems real upset, too, so you've been looking for him all day.

well, I would be, too.

How do you know this guy Pomerance is the one who took us down?

Look, one, nobody loses two grand as that friendly doing it. And two, I cross

-checked the passport with the manifest list. They don't match.

And three, the guy splits on his foxy new wife.

Exactly. Come on.

Oh, I love Mexico. Don't you? Aren't you having a good time? Yeah.

Yeah. Wonderful.

Thank you.

Is that the woman?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, I feel so bad for her.

I mean, can you imagine waiting to get married, going through the wedding, only

to lose your brand -new husband?

Some honeymoon, huh?

Excuse me.

Did I say something wrong?

No, she's okay.

Something wrong?

I'm wrong. I don't know what I'm doing here.

You're having dinner with friends.

I'm on the beach, trolling for guys.

And I'm getting married in less than a month.

I'm so ashamed.

Well, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Yeah, but I was thinking about it.

That whole thing was Agnes' idea.

Come down to Mexico.

One last fling.

And now that I'm here, I just can't stand the thought of hurting Larry.

Who's Larry?

It's my fiancé, Larry Rooney. Larry Rooney?

So you would be Nicky... Don't say it.

Sorry.

Vince, all I wanted was one last wild romantic thing before we started our

together. May I make a suggestion?

And if you don't like it, no harm, no foul.

What would you say if I invited you for a perfectly romantic weekend together?

Didn't you hear what I just said?

Wait. We'd have romantic dinner together.

Drink champagne.

Take walks along the beach.

Watch the moonlight dance on the water.

And then after the evening was over, I'd kiss you on your cheek and say

goodnight. Are you serious?

Yeah. And in the morning we'd meet for breakfast.

You wouldn't do anything wrong.

You wouldn't have to feel bad or guilty about anything.

Would you like that?

Are you kidding?

I'd love it.

Yeah.

That's a familiar face.

You guys are from the ship. From the ship.

You should let go of me.

Sit down.

Will you excuse me?

Uh -huh.

Where's Dee?

Oh, I don't know who you think I'm talking to. Hey, let her go. Who the

you? I'm a friend of hers.

Yeah, well, she doesn't need a friend right now. She needs to tell me where

hell that crooked husband of hers is at. Excuse me, you're hurting me.

Hands off. We're leaving.

Hey.

Why don't you find a vine and swing on out of here, huh, pal?

You're not moving, Fitz.

Get off

me.

I owe you one, pal.

Hello, my name is Bobby Sixkiller. I'm a licensed bounty hunter from north of

the border. What can I do for you, Senor Sixkiller?

I'm trying to locate a missing person, Mr. David Pomerantz.

You're a friend of this man?

A friend of a friend.

And when was the last time you saw Mr.

Pomerantz?

Well, you know, I have never really met this guy. I don't even really have ever

seen what he looks like. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

What did I say? What did I say?

What are you doing?

Wait, wait, wait.

What did I say?

Hey, what did I say?

Hey, mi amigo.

Long time, eh?

Yeah, yeah.

Good to see you, too.

You here for smuggling?

No.

I'm here for vacation.

What the... What happened?

A little misunderstanding with the local authorities.

Too bad the girls and I held the table as long as we could.

Thanks.

Visiting hours are over, senor.

Is there something I can do for you? Yeah.

Can you tell me what happened to my partner?

And you are who?

Vince Black. We work together.

Another bounty hunter.

Are you people having some kind of a convention down here?

Uh, look.

Mr. Sixkiller just came down here to inquire about a David Pomerantz. Yes.

A suspect in the robbery of the Emperor Cruise Line Casino.

Robbery? $500 ,000 in cash.

Your friend, Mr.

Pomerantz, drilled the casino safe.

We're trying to locate him here in Puerto Vallarta.

Then why did you detain my partner?

I thought he might be an accomplice of Mr.

Pomerantz.

Apparently, that is not the case.

So why don't you just let him go?

Look.

Mr. Black, you're a bounty hunter.

Find me a bounty.

Bring me Mr.

Pomerantz and the money he stole.

Your friend goes free.

I need him to help me.

You look capable of me.

I can't believe I married a crook. I mean, yes, it was a whirlwind romance,

God, a con man.

My mother warned me. She said it wouldn't last three years. It didn't

three days.

Tell me about the night on the ship.

Well, we got dressed.

David had me wear this dress that he bought for me. I was embarrassed.

You know, it was low -cut, you know, revealing.

And then we went to dinner, and then we went to casino and played some

blackjack. David lost a little money, and that awful man Moe was hanging

You guys together the whole time? Yes.

No, uh, wait. He left me to play by myself for a little while.

I lost a lot of money.

Almost $2 ,000.

I'm not very good at blackjack.

How long was he gone?

About 20 minutes.

He said he was going to take some pictures of the moon on the horizon.

I just feel like such a fool.

Was he upset about the money you lost?

No, not at all. He was... Oh, I see what you're saying. You think...

He was using me as a distraction while he robbed the casino?

Oh, I just can't believe it.

All I'm saying is we don't know enough about this man.

What was the name of the boat you were renting?

Um, the Maybell.

Okay, stay here, lock the door.

Don't answer it, don't go outside, don't order room service, nothing.

Well, looky here.

If it isn't your friend from the bar.

He's clean.

Good to see you again.

Or even.

Well, it's nice to see we're all getting along.

Okay, Mr. Nosey.

You got ten seconds to tell me how you fit in with David Pomerantz and where

little lady stashed herself.

I don't fit in. I don't know David Pomerantz.

I'm here on vacation, okay? I offered to help the lady.

She's innocent.

David used her as a distraction while he left the table.

That's real good.

That makes a lot of sense, don't it, Mike?

Yeah. See, there's just one problem.

David Pomerantz never left the table.

Don't tell me, for about 20 minutes?

Exactly, 20 minutes.

Did he drop two grand?

Without flinching.

Well, you guys are insured.

Why are you so manic about getting your money back?

Because it's bad for business, word gets around that we could be hit. Okay,

look, I just want to get my friend out of jail.

All right, the lady lied to me.

I'll help you find your money.

Let me go.

She'll deal with me a lot sooner than she'll deal with you or Einstein over

here. Hey.

Easy.

Deal. But if I even get a hint that you're in on this with them... I know, I

know.

I'm toast.

Checking out so soon?

Oh, I, you know, Vince, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to go to my mother's

in San Diego. Really?

Two to one, your mom doesn't even live in San Diego.

Vince. Save it.

You've got a lot of explaining to do.

All right, I want the truth.

You drove the safe, right?

Very good.

You're a burglar.

Grifter, please.

You and him, the both of you.

David loses a bundle in the middle of the night, and you slip out with a

blackened decker in your purse.

It's a bit simplistic, but basically correct.

You must be real good with a drill.

I'm the best dam operator on the West Coast. I can rack a Hoss Kruger safe in

under 14 minutes.

I'm impressed.

You should be.

So what was the plan once you got here?

David and I were going to spend the night in this dump and then take the

up the coast in the morning.

That was your plan. His plan was to book with the cash when he checked on the

boat. You don't know that for sure.

All I know is I don't trust grifters.

And I'm surprised you let this happen, you being the best and all.

David wouldn't double -cross me.

Why? Because you're so lovable?

That's one way of putting it.

Okay, one last question.

Why me?

I picked you out in ten seconds.

Reno Raines, right?

I've seen your picture in the wanted stacks.

Yeah, right next to your own. As a matter of fact, yes.

I was going to bribe a local cop to help me find David, but... But you saw me

and figured I'd do it for free.

Was I wrong?

Where are we going?

You're going to buy us some gear and we're going to bust Bobby out of jail.

Let's go.

I must commend you, Mr.

Pomerantz, for a simple gunman.

You hold up well to physical abuse.

I don't have the money.

That is evident.

But you do know where he's located.

You can ask me a hundred times. My answer doesn't change. I don't know

is. You still expect me to believe that your little friend Annie has the money?

She has the money.

I don't believe you.

But that's okay.

We have all night.

I don't go on duty until 8 a .m.

Hey, what are you, crazy?

Get back.

Wait back, okay?

What the hell's going on?

Haven't you ever been to a coming out party?

You know, I don't know why this guy Mosley is so

crazy about getting his money back. He thinks being robbed is bad for business.

So you said he and his partner had .45s and shot off shotguns? Yeah.

Well, Moseley would kill anybody for a hundred bucks. Trust me. Trust you?

Just an expression.

I can't believe the casino holds for Emperor Cruise Lines. He's a killer.

Can you imagine what those commercials would sound like, huh? Sung by that

little perky girl who sings them funny songs?

Break your legs now. Shoot your legs now. Ain't we got fun?

He doesn't exactly work for the cruise line. They subcontracted gambling

operations. He's out of Atlantic City.

Oh, that's a relief.

Okay, here's what we're going to need. We need guns. We need ammo.

Martinez. The cop?

He was on the phone last night breaking a date with his girlfriend. Said he had

to go all the way out to Casa Allende, which is out in the desert.

He wasn't too happy about breaking that date, if you know what I mean. He's got

to be in deep on this thing. I mean, the guy won't even look him straight in the

eye. He probably has him looking for the dough in exchange for a cut.

Once he finds it, he's going to keep it.

Casa Allende is the best job.

Vince?

Are you checking out?

No. Yes.

Yes.

Temporarily.

I told you this was just a scam to impress us. Or get rid of us.

Nikki, please.

I can explain later. It has something to do with her missing husband.

We can still have our weekend.

Trust me? I don't know why I should.

Me neither. Come on, Nikki.

Have any luck?

Nada.

That's great.

And you let the Indian get away?

Sixth Killer and Black will find David Pomerantz sooner than you think.

Now, you wouldn't be holding out on me, Captain?

Whatever would put that idea into your head?

Greed does things to people.

I know.

It's a principle by which I run my business.

And a greedy little business it is, dumping dirty dollars to push our base

further into the gutter. Nobody put a gun to your head.

You just find my money.

Costa Allende is just a dot on this map. I don't know if we've passed it or not.

Let me see.

Well, maybe the taco jockey inside might know where it is. Come on, Reno, you're

spent for better than mine. All right. Do you guys want a soda? Anything will

do.

If you say never trust a grifter, I'm going to punch you right in the nose.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Thanks, we'll bring her right back.

I'll get you a doctor. I promise.

I will get you out of here.

But? But you have to tell me something.

Did you double -cross me?

Yes.

Dirty SOB.

How could you do that to me?

It's what I do.

Where's the money, David?

Money's no good.

Where is it, Anita?

You don't want it.

Trust me.

Trust you.

It's just an expression.

Money will just get you killed.

What is this?

You think God or something? You having an awakening?

Dying, Annie.

I forgive you for trying to cheat me out of my share.

I understand.

I appreciate what you did, but it's over now.

You might as well just tell me where it is.

Where's the money, David?

Key. What?

Key 7 -11.

What? You left it at a convenience store?

What are you saying?

Uh -oh.

But I'll have it.

David? David!

There you go, cowboy.

Looks

like

we're five minutes too late.

I didn't kill him.

Really? I would have, but I didn't. That's touching.

Did he say anything about where the money might be?

Just curious.

And mildly interested about saving our lives.

He mumbled something about Key 7 -Eleven and Boathouse.

But he was just playing with me. Some bizarre last joke from the great beyond.

And that was it?

No, he said the money's no good. It might get me killed.

That figures. Got him killed.

Great time for him to develop morals.

Yeah, well, maybe he wanted his last chance at redemption.

He didn't know David.

Let's get out of here.

All this sentiment is going to be choked up.

Thank you very much. Hey!

You know, there's just no trust left in this world. Yeah. Exact same thought I

had when you were driving away from us in this car.

I had to get to him first.

You mean, you had to get to the money first?

No, I had to know if David double -crossed me.

Well, did he?

Yes. Oh, he'll surprise me.

7 -Eleven. I wonder what he meant.

Could be a locker.

Well, there's no airports around here, and he wouldn't have gone to a bus

station. He said boathouse.

At the marina. I saw a boathouse at the marina.

Seven o 'clock.

Ah, great. What do we do now?

I don't have a gun.

Amateur.

Thank you, David.

Hallelujah!

David, I will buy you that ebony coffin you always wanted.

Hold the funeral.

Let me check something.

Problem? All U .S. currency has a metallic strip embedded into it.

Take a look at that.

Wow. You mean this is phony?

It's Captain Kirk's hair.

The money's no good.

But David met me. That is correct.

It is counterfeit money.

But more important, it's ours.

Let me take a wild guess here. You three clowns are out taking advantage of the

chaos and the exchange rates by laundering funny money.

Something like that. You guys weren't even stealing real money.

It's still stealing.

The chairman of the Lost Moral Man Committee has spoken.

Look, why don't you get back to the ship, Mike? We'll take care of these

Did she just insult me? Go.

So, is this where you turn to your friend and say, drive these guys out to

desert and shoot them?

No.

This is where I get to do the job personally to make sure it gets done

Yes, three greedy conmen caught in a web of deceit and double -cross.

You have an interesting way with words, senor. Shut up and get inside.

You see what I mean?

So you want to tell me how you knew they'd find David Pomerant? Because I

them find him.

Well, you don't strike me as being that clever. Don't let your personal

prejudices get in the way of business.

Oh, I'd never do that.

And when you were shooting out with him, you let them go that time also?

I had to make it look good. Uh -huh.

You're a very suspicious man, Mr. Mosley.

The pay is in my line of work.

All right, you guys. It's time to deal.

I can hardly wait.

Now, if I get a side of this, Master 2 Boy Scout's going to let me go.

Why don't we talk about that once we know we're going to live?

Mm -hmm.

Ta -da.

I need to know now, are you guys interested or not?

Partner. Whatever she comes up with, you know it's going to be devious and

underhanded. Ah, so what you're saying is it might work. All I'm saying is that

she's going to try it no matter what.

Okay, let's deal.

You have a triple murder on your conscience. Why don't we try and work

out? Too late for that.

A million bucks is a hell of a lot of money to split five ways.

A million bucks?

Okay, three ways. We'll split our third between ourselves.

What the hell are you talking about, a million bucks?

I'm talking about what David took from your safe.

You told me a half a million. Don't listen to her. Guys, guys, a million,

million. What does it matter?

How much was in this case?

About a million bucks, wouldn't you say?

A half a million dollars would be sliding all over inside that case.

A million, you know, filled right to the brim.

Hey, hey.

Come on, can't you see what they're trying to do?

What was that you told me about being greedy?

I said it could make a man crazy. Like you're acting now.

You're holding out on me, Mr. Mosley? Yeah, right, and you've been trying to

score the money for yourself since we started this caper. You're calling me a

thief? No.

You're calling me a chiseler.

Lady, you were one piece of work.

I happen to be an expert in the area of human nature.

I don't know if these two qualify as being human.

Well, I'm just glad, you know, it all worked out okay.

We didn't say anything about turning over the money.

Oh, but I thought it was implied.

Did you say anything about the money? No, I didn't. It's counterfeit.

It'll still get you killed. Haven't you learned anything yet?

Yes, not to trust a bounty hunter and a convicted felon.

Hey, you know what? I've seen him a couple times, too.

Magnifico. Almost as nice as the company.

Oh, I think I like mine better over Mesquite.

Annie Pomerantz.

Nicky Mantle.

Charmed.

Who are you, Willie Mays?

Be nice.

Where's my money?

Your money?

Oh, no.

You didn't.

You wouldn't.

Did we, ladies?

Yeah, we sure did. What a rush.

I don't believe you guys.

I have the last bundle.

Right here.

Would you like to do the honors?

Thank you, sir.

You know what your problem is?

I got a feeling you're going to tell me. You don't have an open mind.

Hold on to your wallet, friend.

No, if you would just open your mind to some new ideas. I mean, personally, I

think the three of us made a really good team. Like, I see all kinds of

possibilities here.

No, you see, we're not criminals.

We catch criminals.

That's exactly the attitude I'm talking about.

I mean, half the world thinks you're a criminal anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Annie, Annie. Take the load off, okay?

Have a weenie.

Okay, we'll talk after dinner.

I have plenty of time.

But you know, I've been thinking about this delightful little caper in Salt

City. Perfect small game.

You took a pass for Mormons, right?

Kevin Lester?

Yes.