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Good morning,

Bobby. Susie, Susie, Susie, Susie. How are you? Good. What do you have for us

today? Well, I have a penny saved, which is a penny earned.

$50 ,000 in cash.

Doesn't that make you nervous, carrying around all that money?

Not when you're a trained officer of the court, fully licensed to handle

firearms.

Are you married?

You ask me that every week, Mr.

Sixkiller. Yeah, well, if you're going to get an update.

Okay, 50K.

Hi, honey.

I've been in the neighborhood, said I'd take you to lunch.

Ted, what are you doing? I'll explain later. Here, tell me what Fred did.

Excuse me.

I said no call.

Ah, $50 ,000 cash deposit. Yes, I'd be more than happy to come down and verify.

Meet me on the roof in five minutes.

The roof? Just do as I say.

$49 ,800, $49 ,900, $50 ,000 on the nose. We'll just have Mr. Radsford sign

How are you this morning, Mr. Sixkiller?

Ted, how are you?

Looks like you had a busy weekend.

Well, thank goodness for criminals. Yes, yes, indeed.

Thank you.

Hey, you have a nice weekend, huh, Ted?

Ted, the vault's over there.

Attention all bank personnel.

Agent Weston, FBI.

We're impounding the assets of this bank under the order of the FBIC.

Employees, please do not process any further transactions.

Customers, stay where you are. We'll speak with each of you individually.

Miss, I'll need to see your cash drawer and then please step back. Excuse me,

did you say impound all the assets of the bank?

Correct. Well, I have $300 ,000 here. Has.

The vault's been completely cleaned out and there's a chopper landing on the

roof. Let's go.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

He was a cop and good at his job, but he committed the ultimate sin and

testified against other cops gone bad.

Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands.

An outlaw hunting outlaws.

A bounty hunter.

A renegade.

Reno, I've been looking all over for you, man. I was just, uh... Where's the

Harley? I walked.

Walked? I've been trying to call you on the cell phone. Turn it off. Turn it

off? Why?

I'm sick of it. Sick of what?

I'm sick of my alias life.

Gay life on the run.

Look, a guy couldn't ask for better friends than you and Shai, but I'm still

lonely, man.

Well, besides that, how was your day?

What'd you want me for, anyway?

Well, it seems a little trivial now, doesn't it? Oh, go ahead and tell me. I

ripped off. $300 ,000 in cash.

You call that trivial? What happened? The bank president, he flew off with my

money. Flew? Yeah, there's a chopper on top of the bank building, you know, and

he's been ripping off the bank for a while. Then he bolted. I even knew the

Well, let's go get him. Well, I'd love your help, but now that you're sick of

your life... Cut it out.

Anyway, the feds are all over this thing like black flies. All the more reason

why I should go. If the feds get a hold of this guy, you'll never see your

money. It could be years before you get your money back. Years? Years.

So what did this chopper look like? Well, it was like a big chopper, you

and four people sit in it, and I was really going fast.

This morning, after a several -month -long investigation, the FBI was

to arrest Mr. Ted Radford, CEO of this bank.

Unfortunately, Mr. Radford and his young blonde accomplice were able to escape

with $180 million.

Hey.

Where have you been? I had to buy some stuff for our trip.

I loaded up on sunblock. I wasn't even sure they didn't have a 30 down in

Mexico, and you know how you burn.

And wait till you see these really cute shorts I got. How'd you pay for them?

Credit card.

Ted, wait. Where are we going? Get that credit slip back.

Oh, no.

We were attached to Mac B right out of two -car. We were running gunship escort

for a bunch of slicks out of Pleiku.

1969.

HQ radio was in. It was a secure area.

Then we'd get traced fire from every direction.

Feel this hole in my arm. Can I see?

Oh, you're lucky to have the arm. Now, that's the truth.

What are you drinking? Draft.

Give me a draft and a jack back, Doc. Vince Black.

Tix? Dupree. I know. How'd you know that?

I stopped by your charter place and said I could find you. What can I do for

you? I'm looking to buy a used chopper for a very choosy client of mine. Head

Facina Oil out of Dallas.

What kind of bird do you have in mind?

Well, he's got his heart set on a Bell Jet Ranger. But get this.

He says it's got to be blue and white with a silver stripe.

They make you boys jump through hoops, don't they? I'm telling you. The only

person I know who's got a chopper like that is Willie Huggins.

Does this guy wear a...

A white cowboy hat. Somebody else told me about him.

Hell, he won't sell it, though. Hell, he was in here just last night, just

bragging about what a cash cow that bell is. I gotta try.

You know where I can find him?

Yeah, well, he only goes three places.

Here, that chopper, and that motel where he shacks up with his dancer friend.

Cheers.

Sinloy, Minoy.

I'm blindfolded. Yeah, but you cheat.

Come on already.

Really? Where's my handcuff?

For the both of us.

Hey!

Who the hell are you?

I'm the one asking the questions.

And the sooner you answer them, the sooner you and your girlfriend can get

to business.

Who do you want to know?

Where'd you take Ted Radford?

I don't know no Ted Radford.

Really? Whoa, whoa! Easy, easy.

I dropped him off at some fancy hotel in Yuma, Arizona.

Yeah, he wanted to go to Mexico, but the, uh...

Federales are still looking for me down there.

Where in Mexico?

Some place called Puerto Escondido.

Yes, if it's me. That credit card hit put me right on them, except they left

a hurry. Didn't even bother checking out.

Guess this.

Reno called the chopper pilot and he said they're headed down to Puerto

Escondido. Ah, deja vu all over again.

We can always go see Felix the Cat.

Don't even mention that name.

Funny, that's exactly what Reno said.

Why don't you meet me at the La Piñata Cantina scene in about five hours?

I'll bring my roach repellent. Oh, by the way.

Dixon's got our buddy's picture plastered in every customs office from

Laredo. So when it comes to the border crossing, hell, Reno watches it. Freeze!

FBI!

Well, it's just... I gotta call you back later. Bye.

Don't you guys ever knock?

Who's Reno?

He's a gambling buddy of mine. He only plays Reno's. Isn't that amazing?

Where the hell's Radford?

I have no idea.

Look, Sixkiller, you better cut that crap out and tell him. No, you listen to

me.

I don't have to remind you stalwart defenders of the Constitution. As a

bounty hunter, I have as much right to track Radford as you.

And I don't have to remind you that if you interfere with this federal

investigation, we won't need a bounty hunter to track you down.

Come on, honey. Come on, I've heard her.

Stop pouting. I can't believe this. This is just a big misunderstanding.

Just need a little bit of time.

That's what people say today. I know.

They say you and Bethel got... Shh.

They say you and Bethel got $180 million.

Well, I wish that were true.

How much?

$150 and change.

And you just got to go and give it back.

Why would I do that?

Ted, all those people back there, they trusted you with their life savings.

Tammy, I did this for us, for a whole new life full of everything that we

dreamed about.

Come on.

Welcome to Rancho Escondido. I'm Ted.

Cash, and I'd like to check in.

Si, Senor Cash.

Welcome. I'm Dr. Prentice Lord.

Well, we finally meet.

Who's this lovely lady?

This is my fiancée, Tammy. I'm delighted.

Perhaps you'd like to visit our shops?

We're not in the mood for shopping.

Oh, no.

But I'm fifth.

We're off to an auspicious start, Mr. Adler.

Why, what's the problem?

I do not like the idea of seeing my guests' faces in the morning. Yeah,

that's my problem, not yours.

On the contrary, I run a very discreet service here. The last thing I need is

publicity.

I'm sure you can appreciate that.

I hadn't planned on an FBI raid.

Do forgive me.

And there was never any mention that you would be accompanied by a fiancée.

You know, I hadn't planned on that either.

Will she be requiring any of my special attention?

No. No, no. I see.

You did make the cash.

More than enough.

Good. You'll need it.

I just doubled my price.

Five hundred dollars. There's no discussion.

Take it or leave it.

All right, all right, all right.

Take care of me.

In a few short days, Mr. Radford, you will feel like a new man.

We know it's us. You can tell us. No, I'm fine, really. What you got?

Well, good news and bad news.

We spent the last four hours covering every inch of this pueblo and... No

Radford. Wrong, Chief Sunshine.

A woman at the local airport confirmed that she saw them come in this morning

a private plane.

Yeah? So, what's the bad news?

Well, that the trail stops there.

It's a complete dead end. It's like they disappeared.

Oh, great. So now we're right back where we started from.

No contacts, no leads, no nothing.

Well... What?

Oh, come on, you guys.

Not Felix the cat.

Relax, amigo. You actually do me more good by not telling him.

He's going for it. Let's go.

No hard feelings, really. No hard feelings. What? The guy with the little

Where is he?

We let them home this time.

We are your friends, okay?

Big friends. Come in the boat.

We'll have a little party.

We'll have a fiesta.

Yeah, come on.

Don't worry.

Come on.

Come on.

Get in there. Come on.

Okay.

You okay?

Huh? Yeah.

Okay. Good.

Because we lied, Felix.

Reno Raines is on his way here right now. Oh, Bobby, no, please.

He'll kill me.

You know he hates me, man. Then we better make a deal.

There's some people that we need to find.

Oh, Bobby, this is my town. You know that.

I'm your guy.

This guy landed at the airport this morning.

He's traveling with the blondes. We don't know where he went from there.

No problem.

You have him by nightfall.

For sale, 500 pesos.

No, amigo, dollars.

How strong.

People are not talking for nothing. You know that.

We'll give you a hundred.

Flat. So you meet us at the cantina at ten o 'clock, Felix.

If you don't show, we're going to send Reno Raines looking for you. You

understand?

Okay.

Money by gun.

For nobody.

Well, don't you look nice.

Thanks.

You like the shoes?

Love them.

I'm barefoot, Ted.

Oh. I'll be back about ten.

What do you mean? Where are you going?

Uh, to see Lorde about some arrangements.

What kind of arrangements?

Honey, look.

I dressed for dinner.

So eat.

Ted, I was thinking about something.

You knew that chopper was coming, right?

Your point being?

Well, I just dropped by that day for lunch.

Unscheduled. Were you just going to leave without me?

Honey.

Of course.

Things just got crazy very fast. I didn't want to put you in any danger.

Come here.

You believe me, don't you?

I'll see you about ten.

You have a good dinner.

Maybe Reno was right.

Maybe we shouldn't have trusted that guy.

Just relax. It's only ten minutes later. He'll be here.

That note's for us?

That's for you. To America.

All right. Give me that thing. Thank you very much.

Felix? Yeah.

He's waiting for us out back.

Set up.

Set up. Come on. Come on.

Come out wherever you are.

Molly Oxen, free, free, free.

Shut up.

Awake the neighbors.

Oh, the messenger boy.

So what's the message, huh, fellas?

Leave town or else.

Tonight.

Or you'll never leave.

Oh.

You know, I don't really like it here anyway. How about you, sis?

No.

But I will give you two for originality. Yeah.

It's late.

Well, excuse me. Two hundred people in this town and a hundred of them must be

cops. Oh, we have Felix to thank for that.

Good. Let's go pay him a visit.

Surprise.

Stop.

Ready?

Hey, ring them. Ring them.

How you feeling?

Homicidal. Bobby, you know, tell him how I tried to help you. Oh, he saw for

himself, Felix.

But mira, these cabrones would have killed me, man. Just like that.

Well, I'm so glad they didn't.

Because then I wouldn't have a chance to.

No, Reno. I pray to Reno.

Who do they work for? I don't know, I swear. Okay, okay.

It's those guys from the high -priced resort.

You know, Ranchos Condido?

Up the coast.

I don't know who pays them, I swear.

Is that where Radford is?

Huh? Hey, I said I don't know. I swear.

I feel like a resort vacation. I could use

one. It's got to be you, Reno. The muscle has had us made.

You know, Bobby, that rancho place is 600 a night. Yeah, pesos.

Dollars.

We've got to spruce up your wardrobe. That outfit isn't going to get you past

the front desk.

Welcome to Rancho Escondido. Thank you.

I'd like to check in. My name is Vince Black.

Yes, Senor Black. First time guest, I think?

Yes, but I've heard nothing but raves.

If you'll just fill this out.

Sure.

And what major credit card will you be using?

I don't have any credit card.

With me.

Well, I'm sorry, sir, but we have to have a credit card to make an imprint.

Well, that's going to be a problem. See, my credit card... It has to be just

fine.

Hello, I'm Dr. Prentiss Lord. I'm the owner and proprietor. Welcome to Rancho

Escondido, Reno Rains.

Look, I don't know who you think I am.

Come,

Mr. Rains. Your trial's been all over television and the newspapers.

Rumor has it you're about to break into the ten most wanted list.

You follow it that closely, do you? Of course I do. It's my business.

I've got to know every unwanted face in America.

All the criminals and the fugitives, the despised, the hunted.

These are my candidates.

You mean your guests.

There's no need to be coy, Mr. Raines.

I know why you're here.

Just relax and trust to my discretion.

You'll be glad you've come.

on there? Are you okay?

I don't know, Bobby, but the weirdest thing just happened. The guy who runs

place knows who I am.

Well, get out of there now. Forget the money. Forget Radford.

I don't think I need to, okay? I mean, if the guy was going to turn me in, he

would have kept quiet and called the cops.

Well, why didn't he? That's what I want to know.

He acts like we're in on some deep, dark secret, and I want to find out what it

is. Half shy, run him down. His name is Prentice Lord.

Probably in his 50s, claims to be a doctor.

Any sign of Radford or his girlfriend?

No, not yet.

But I'm about to hit the pool.

Excuse me. Is this chair taken?

No. Great.

Sad story?

Yeah.

Heartbreaking. Beautiful spot, huh?

Yeah. Staying here long?

I don't know.

You couldn't possibly be here alone, could you?

I'm here with my fiancé.

Ted.

Well, if you were my fiancé, I wouldn't let you out of my sight.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean anything by it.

It's not you.

It's just my whole life is coming apart.

Oh, this is great. Just pulling my heart out to a perfect stranger.

Sometimes it's easier.

I'm sitting here.

Just realizing Ted is never going to marry me.

And I've wasted the last seven years of my life conning myself.

This is so weird telling you this.

Hey, that's what strangers are for.

It's just that I've been alone for so long.

Alone? Well, what about Ted?

Being with Ted is being alone.

My life's so empty.

No love.

No tenderness.

Oh, God, you're probably going, like, what is she babbling about?

No, I'm not.

Our lives sound a lot alike.

Get out of here.

A guy like you... I mean it.

Maybe you do.

I'm going to go.

Sorry.

Oh, Mr. Raines, your consultation is on until tomorrow.

I couldn't wait. Do you mind? No, no, please.

Come in.

Oh, you overcome your reticence rather quickly. It usually takes our candidates

a few days.

How many candidates do you have?

Oh, about 50 a year. My prices restrict my clientele. What are your prices?

Well, that depends on how elaborate the services are that I perform or on whom I

perform them.

Well, you know my situation. You know I don't have much money. What would you

suggest? Take a look over here.

Hey, where'd you get that?

Well, we took it as you were checking in and we scanned it onto the computer.

In your case, Mr. Raines, it's a shame to really tinker with Mother Nature, but

let's start with a few of the obvious things.

My God.

You can't even tell it's me.

For $80 ,000, no one in the world will be able to tell it's you.

You can do that?

I'm the master of my craft, Mr. Raines. Look around.

Harvard Medical School?

AMA Award?

That's my favorite.

Why'd you leave New York?

My envious rivals conspired to have my license revoked.

But no, I'm glad they did now. Here at Rancho Escondido, I am free to really

help people.

I can offer them new faces, new identities, new life.

Is that funny?

No, no.

Think of it, Mr. Raines.

No more the hunted fugitive. No more the sudden terror every time you see a

police officer.

At last you can lead a real life free of paranoia, persecution.

Tell me honestly, isn't that what you've always dreamt of?

What are you doing?

I went home to choose something I should have done seven years ago.

And who gave you that brilliant idea?

That long hair by the pool?

You don't think it's possible I could have had the idea on my own?

Did he ask about me?

Believe it or not, Ted, your name never came up.

Hey, come on now, Tam. Slow down, slow down. Can't we just sit down and talk

about this? You actually care, Ted? Why even waste your breath?

I love you, Tam.

Please.

Well, you can't leave.

Or what?

You fall apart.

You won't be able to go on without me.

No, I mean you can't leave.

And why not?

Because I can't let you run around selling interviews to hard copy.

And the star.

What are you going to do then, Ted? You going to kill me, huh?

You haven't got the gut.

Now you stay here.

Or I will kill you. Understand?

Now I'll have someone put my things in the other room.

Ted.

Why'd you stay with me?

You used to turn me on.

You're an hour late this time.

Hey, I'm sorry, okay?

Reno, what's the matter?

Nothing's the matter, okay?

Look, I found out what Dr. Lord does.

He's a genius plastic surgeon, man.

I mean, his business is giving people new faces and new lives.

Such as fugitive bankers who have $150 million.

Yeah.

Radford's scheduled for surgery tomorrow.

Well, great.

So when they knock him out, grab the suitcase with the cash, and I'll meet

at the cantina.

I'm not ready to leave yet.

Why not?

Reno, you're not thinking about having the surgery yourself.

It's something that I'm considering, okay?

Well, I think it's ridiculous.

Why don't you try living like me for a couple of years and see if you think

ridiculous?

I mean, I think it's a luxury to even be called by my own name.

Okay, I agree with you. You deserve your own name back.

But giving up your face isn't going to get that for you.

It'll get me my freedom.

Reno, you know nothing about this guy. Where he came from, how he got here,

what's his story. Look, I know that people give him tons of money to do what

does, okay?

I'd still be me.

What difference does it make what I look like?

I mean, the only person I would care is Val, and Val's dead.

Only you, my father, and Shai would even know the difference.

What about the guy in the mirror?

What if we nail Dixon, prove what he did,

and you become a free man?

And never, ever forgive yourself for letting Dixon scar you like that.

Never.

That's a big if, Bobby.

Room 206. Or you can call this number anytime.

Day or night.

1 -800 -6 -KILLER.

That's an effective marketing tool.

The point is, you're Mr.

Black of the bounty hunter. You can't... Calm down.

Dr. Lord.

I'm with a patient.

Very well.

Go back to your room and relax.

That was Mr. Black, and he wants to see me right now.

Where are we going?

Rancho Escondido.

Why? What'd you find?

Lord was a top plastic surgeon. They pulled his license and pressed criminal

charges. He made bail and skipped.

What kind of charges?

Aggravated assault, battery, and manslaughter.

Bobby, the guy was experimenting on homeless people. The tabloids called him

Frankenstein. Come on, let's go. Let's get out of here.

Thank you for coming. Our patience needs always come first.

I have a confession to make.

You know I'm Reno Raines, but I'm also a bounty hunter. And you're here to

extradite Ted Radford, I know.

Your candor may have just saved your life, Mr. Raines, although I must tell

that the Ted Radford we know might not exist much longer.

You're going to operate soon?

Tonight, in fact.

I have a proposition for you.

I don't have $80 ,000, but would you be interested in bartering?

What exactly do you have in mind?

If I nail Radford here, you'll be buried in bad publicity, and your discreet

little operation Rancho Escondido will be El Finito.

Really? Suppose he gets away.

Suppose I tell Sixkiller that I missed nailing him, and we guarantee to you we

won't bust him until he's far, far away from here.

And that I don't care what happens to him.

Exactly.

Very well, Mr.

Raines. It has to happen tonight.

All right.

Meet me at the surgical center in a half an hour.

Black has made me an interesting offer.

In exchange for a free operation, he'll spare me the grotesque publicity of

capturing you here and wait until you're far from Rancho Escondido. Why don't

you just have a couple of your thugs take care of him?

That's exactly the kind of thing I've worked so hard to avoid.

Perhaps you could come up with a better offer.

I should have known that.

How much do you want?

One million dollars.

That's ridiculous.

Not really. For that price, I guarantee to eliminate him and his bounty hunting

friends in an especially horrifying fashion.

Welcome, Mr. Raines.

Cold feet, Mr. Raines?

Very common.

Don't worry.

You won't feel a thing.

Prepare him for surgery.

Hello, Vince?

No, who's this?

I need to speak with Vince Black.

Why don't you just kill him and get it over with?

Oh, no, this is a grand opportunity.

I've had to be such a good boy since I've been down here. What are you

about?

I'm going to try some new and innovative experiments I've been thinking about.

Groundbreaking, actually.

Is this some kind of sick joke?

No, you see, in this man's case, no one really cares or knows what happens about

him, which makes him very useful to me.

What's up, guys?

How courage, Mr. Raines. Yeah, well, I don't want any part of this.

What you want no longer interests me.

What are you going to do?

Plastic surgery is generally very safe.

However... Every once in a while, we lose a patient or two.

Prep him for surgery.

Hi.

Evening. Well, hey, where are you going?

On patrol, ma 'am. We've added some extra security tonight.

Well... You're supposed to be at the guest's disposal, aren't you?

Yes, ma 'am. Well, then, I want you at my disposal, Lance.

Ma 'am. Can I call you Lance?

Ma 'am. That was my high school sweetheart's name.

Ma 'am, really, I can't. I can't.

Hey,

where are my shades?

Hey, you guys, tell me something.

What did you two used to look like?

Grab me down, man.

We're going for the long ride home.

The doctor will be right with you.

Look, Lord, I'll give you all the money you want.

Name your price.

Five million, ten million.

Grieve, grieve, Mr. Radcliffe. Grieve was my downfall once before.

Now all I value is peace of mind.

Scientific research.

Alone again, natural mind.

Shy, Shy.

Hey, Bobby.

Hey, did they give you a nice room?

Isn't this a great place?

The doc's going to fix my face.

What did they pump into you? He says I'm going to look like Cary Graham.

I'm busy.

Just take it easy, take it easy. Sammy!

What are you doing here?

This is the guy who's supposed to rescue me? I don't think so.

I mean, I know them.

Hey.

FBI gentlemen, I've been reading up on you, Dr. Lord.

This is going to be a real pleasure.

Jack, do the boilerplate.

And the suitcase.

The suitcase is going to stay right there because it worked awfully hard to

it. Mr. Sixkiller, maybe you left before this was issued.

In that case... That just leaves one thing.

Where's Miss Watkins?

Miss Watkins?

I don't know her. You know Miss Watkins? No.

How can I ever say thank you? You don't have to.

Ready?

Come on, I'll walk you to your car.

Bye.

Boy,

I am ready to blow this place.

Call me when you get in.

Yeah. Hey, Reno.

I've got to ask you a question.

Did you really...

Want to get plastic surgery?

I thought about it.

But then I said to myself, when we bust Dixon, I want him staring into his face.

Talk to you later.