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Hi everybody and welcome to Quick Draw Mixology where we take actual drink

recipes from the 1800s, show you how to make them so you can enjoy it while you

watch your favorite episodes of Quick Draw. This is Lavinia Webb. She's

me out today.

Hello. Today's drink is for Episode 3, Mail Order Bride, and the name of the

drink is A Splitting Headache. That's the actual name of the drink. All right.

Now, here's how you make it. First...

Into one quarter pint of rum. So you put the rum in.

I just peed in my pants.

You put six crushed cloves.

Clove is a very interesting, what is that, a vegetable? What is a clove? It's

spice. Okay.

Then a little mustard.

I mean, sorry, not mustard. No mustard. A little cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger.

This is the cinnamon. There's the cinnamon.

Did you crush that yourself?

I did. You did not.

Nutmeg.

Mm -hmm.

That's nutmeg. Of course.

Terrible name for a spice. Nutmeg.

Nutmeg. Nutmeg. Once we get all that in there, that's a lot of stuff. This is

our most complicated drink, by the way. And whoever named it a splitting

headache, not a great marketing term.

Excellent. And then it says here, look at this. It says...

Strain in an hour. So you let that sit for an hour, and then you strain it with

pressure. What do you think that means, with pressure?

It means while you pour it, you say, when are we going to get married?

Or, hey, honey, I'm pregnant.

Yeah, that's pressure.

No, I think you just force it through the strainer anyway.

You add two quarts of bottled ale and stir it up and serve.

And we're going to bring in our laboratory rat.

Eli Brocious, my deputy here. Check it out. This is called a splitting

I don't know if it gives you one.

I already got one.

You got one. So let's see if this takes it away.

I love your garnish. Yeah, you know, make it special.

Don't drink it all.

Don't do it. I don't think you should do it.

There were lots of things. Cinnamon challenge.

And? It keeps it.

Keeps it? The headache.

Oh, that is Chase. All right. Maintain. Now, if you want to enjoy this as a

drinking game, every time we say this word in episode three, take a little sip

of a splitting headache.

You're going to enjoy the episode.

Yeah. If all of America's hammered while you watch our shows, we're going to be

a hit.

Delicious.