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25 years ago, America launched Overture, a generation ship to a nearby star.

Today, Overture is the set of the first reality show shot in space.

Through confessionals, we'll learn the crew's love, fears, and most secret

dreams. Welcome to personal space.

Well, now along with everything else out there, there's a can of lubricant

orbiting the ship.

So it all started with that...

Thing you gave me.

Blasto, of course.

That'd be funny.

I know

they're

hiding something from me.

I'll just have to find it.

So Leonard and I realized that if we were going to throw him off the trail of

what happened between the two of us... The boning.

We were going to have to misdirect him.

Come up with some other sort of conspiracy for him to track down.

So we came up with the idea of a secret speakeasy.

That's what he said.

He tried to get us a password for three...

And it did not deter him that I do not have a speakeasy.

Lee's trying to keep all of it for herself.

Guess I'll just have to seduce her.

Then it may interest you to know that Leonard has, in his possession, an item

which may help you seduce Deborah.

Oh! Where did I go? In the front! Oh! Wow!

Don't shout!

Yeah, okay.

Do the reverse.

Three -minute blast, so I haven't been talking as much as usual.

I wonder if that also has something to do with the Enterprise.

I can't figure it out.

Freeman, talk to me. I can't stop it. Freeman, you need to vent the airlock

No, you can't vent it. There was so much I had to do. You don't have to yet. If

we can get the levels back down.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have interrupted your broadcast to bring you a message

long overdue.

A message that has been hidden from those most affected by it.

A message that can no longer be ignored. We call it the Saturday Affair.

I've entered into the logs that way, but I am afraid history will probably

remember it as...

The dildo incident.

I feel like we're all going to regret losing it.

No regrets.

I'm tempted to say that Gail can't even handle a simple 10 -inch dildo.

But I'm better than that.

That was no ordinary dildo.

This is the same institution that produced Goddard, Niesel, and Von Braun.

When the space program sets out to make something that'll last 1 ,200 years,

it's a marvel of engineering.