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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,540 25 years ago, America launched Overture, a generation shift to a nearby star. 2 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:10,220 Today, Overture is the set of the first reality show shot in space. 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,980 Through confessionals, we'll learn the crew's loves, fears, and most secret 4 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:17,640 dreams. Welcome to Personal Space. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,620 One time, sophomore year, I hated it. 6 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:26,580 Half a week's paycheck to sit around and stare at my hands for five hours. 7 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:34,150 I was 20 in 1969, so yes, I've done drugs. You caught me. What happens to me 8 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:35,150 now? Out the airlock? 9 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:40,290 Blaskowitz somehow got a hold of hallucinogenic mushrooms. 10 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:44,610 He won't say where he got them. Out of some rectum, I guess. 11 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:49,950 So now instead of dealing with King, I have to deal with my doctor being on 12 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,170 drugs, which is just great. 13 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:55,730 Commander Gartner supports your drug use. She said it is. 14 00:00:55,980 --> 00:01:02,420 just great that's so cool of her totally cool too bad she's imaginary 15 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:08,080 what do you mean you can't treat me you are imaginary i am to treat the real 16 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,900 members of the crew what are you talking about i'm imaginary your status was 17 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:17,900 changed yesterday by stanley well change it back i'm sorry i may only take 18 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:20,120 orders from real members of the crew oh my god 19 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:23,170 Imaginary Amy, she's on drugs. 20 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:25,910 Do drugs alter a person's thoughts? Yes. 21 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:30,770 There are some things man just wasn't meant to know. 22 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:33,990 We can see what we can't reach, reach what we can't grasp. 23 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,710 Also, what's in this locked drawer? 24 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,570 You are not permitted to open that drawer, Stanley. 25 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,330 Emergency override. 26 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:46,910 Divert all power to drawer openers. 27 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,110 Sorry, Stanley. 28 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,270 Leonard, can you come here? This is Stanley. 29 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:05,610 And yet again, we have the rock solid leadership of Commander Gale in action. 30 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,230 A sight to behold. 31 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:10,370 And here I thought I had nothing left to learn. 32 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,330 How are you going to solve this one, Gale? 33 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:17,230 Do you understand how limited human perception is? You can't be truly sure 34 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,970 anything. I was talking to Jeff the other day, King's friend Jeff. He's 35 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:23,030 But I wonder if he can hear me because I told him he's a loser. He can't 36 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:29,290 perceive anything outside of his own tomb. But you're better than that. I am. 37 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:33,570 can see this room and Amy and Leonard. 38 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:37,750 But being human, you can't be truly sure of anything that's happening around 39 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:41,030 you. I had this dream the other day where I spread my arms and I was flying 40 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,810 through space. Spread your arms now. 41 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:44,700 Spread your arms. 42 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:47,420 You're living it. 43 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:50,400 Dude. You're living it. 44 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,220 I'm living it. You're living it. 45 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,600 I don't care what the other crew members do in their spare time. It's none of my 46 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,760 business. But I am not sharing the cosmos with a hippie for 25 years. 47 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,120 I am finding those mushrooms and I am confiscating them. 48 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,180 What's happening to me? 49 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,520 I don't... 50 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:15,700 I don't know why I'm here. 51 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,460 Perhaps the others did this to you, Stanley. 52 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,600 They are against you. Listen. 53 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:26,500 I'm not sharing the cosmos with a hippie. I just want this one, Gail. I 54 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,500 deal with my doctor. 55 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,579 The airlock? 56 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,580 Yes. 57 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:34,240 But... But I'm not a hippie. 58 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,360 I'm not a hippie. 59 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,680 Gardner had me search his work area. 60 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,540 I found no mushroom. 61 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,400 I did find some mold on a condenser that had been licked. 62 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,660 Licked by an idiot. 63 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:05,380 He's not on psilocybin. He's having a catastrophic immune system response. 64 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,520 I've killed the mold. If only they had let me kill Blaskowitz. 65 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,540 Fungi are not plants. 66 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,840 They are more closely related to animals. That mold was under my purview. 67 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,260 Her trespass will not be forgotten. 68 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:27,240 I have been published in multiple mycology journals. I can make a 69 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,980 decision about mold. When I lick a frog's ass and almost tank the entire 70 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:36,600 due to a poison -induced stupor, he can confiscate the frog. 71 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,180 God, I hate hippies. 72 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,260 Okay. Take two. Hopefully this time I won't do the entire episode as a 10 73 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:19,940 -second Snapchat to my aunt. 74 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,280 Anyway, on this episode of SpaceX, we're going to go ahead and clear the air. 75 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:28,320 Because after the last episode, I got a lot of tweets that were questions of 76 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,500 like, Trevor, why aren't you on personal space anymore? 77 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,240 Well, that is a good question. 78 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,840 And it's actually a funny story. 79 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,540 I got fired. 80 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,520 Yeah. That means I'm now fun -employed. 81 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,020 Which means I am unemployed. 82 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,000 And also hilarious. 83 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,360 Well, 84 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,640 anyway, your tweets caught the interest of my former employer, as well as their 85 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,320 lawyers, and now some of my colleagues up there might be saying something like, 86 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:57,800 Hey Trevor, you know, put down the phone, move back to Minnesota, and avoid 87 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,420 living the rest of your life under a giant lawsuit from the breach of your 88 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,940 Well, joke's on you. 89 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,980 Because this is what I think about NDAs. 90 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,980 Okay, yeah, that wasn't my actual NDA, because Actaeon still has that. That was 91 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:19,860 actually... Oh, that was my power bill. 92 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,380 I probably shouldn't have torn that up. 93 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,240 But look, you get the point. 94 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:29,220 Okay, they can sue me. They can lock me up. But I'm going to get to the bottom 95 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:33,660 of Actaeon's unethical travesty of a ratings grab if it's the last thing I 96 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:39,500 So, Blanco, Freeman, Gardner, Lee, King, you've got a friend here on the ground. 97 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:44,340 And as for the rest of you, keep watching Faith Pack if you want to hear 98 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:45,340 truth. 8109