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25 years ago, America launched Overture, a generation shift to a nearby star.

Today, Overture is the set of the first reality show shot in space.

Through confessionals, we'll learn the crew's loves, fears, and most secret

dreams. Welcome to Personal Space.

One time, sophomore year, I hated it.

Half a week's paycheck to sit around and stare at my hands for five hours.

I was 20 in 1969, so yes, I've done drugs. You caught me. What happens to me

now? Out the airlock?

Blaskowitz somehow got a hold of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

He won't say where he got them. Out of some rectum, I guess.

So now instead of dealing with King, I have to deal with my doctor being on

drugs, which is just great.

Commander Gartner supports your drug use. She said it is.

just great that's so cool of her totally cool too bad she's imaginary

what do you mean you can't treat me you are imaginary i am to treat the real

members of the crew what are you talking about i'm imaginary your status was

changed yesterday by stanley well change it back i'm sorry i may only take

orders from real members of the crew oh my god

Imaginary Amy, she's on drugs.

Do drugs alter a person's thoughts? Yes.

There are some things man just wasn't meant to know.

We can see what we can't reach, reach what we can't grasp.

Also, what's in this locked drawer?

You are not permitted to open that drawer, Stanley.

Emergency override.

Divert all power to drawer openers.

Sorry, Stanley.

Leonard, can you come here? This is Stanley.

And yet again, we have the rock solid leadership of Commander Gale in action.

A sight to behold.

And here I thought I had nothing left to learn.

How are you going to solve this one, Gale?

Do you understand how limited human perception is? You can't be truly sure

anything. I was talking to Jeff the other day, King's friend Jeff. He's

But I wonder if he can hear me because I told him he's a loser. He can't

perceive anything outside of his own tomb. But you're better than that. I am.

can see this room and Amy and Leonard.

But being human, you can't be truly sure of anything that's happening around

you. I had this dream the other day where I spread my arms and I was flying

through space. Spread your arms now.

Spread your arms.

You're living it.

Dude. You're living it.

I'm living it. You're living it.

I don't care what the other crew members do in their spare time. It's none of my

business. But I am not sharing the cosmos with a hippie for 25 years.

I am finding those mushrooms and I am confiscating them.

What's happening to me?

I don't...

I don't know why I'm here.

Perhaps the others did this to you, Stanley.

They are against you. Listen.

I'm not sharing the cosmos with a hippie. I just want this one, Gail. I

deal with my doctor.

The airlock?

Yes.

But... But I'm not a hippie.

I'm not a hippie.

Gardner had me search his work area.

I found no mushroom.

I did find some mold on a condenser that had been licked.

Licked by an idiot.

He's not on psilocybin. He's having a catastrophic immune system response.

I've killed the mold. If only they had let me kill Blaskowitz.

Fungi are not plants.

They are more closely related to animals. That mold was under my purview.

Her trespass will not be forgotten.

I have been published in multiple mycology journals. I can make a

decision about mold. When I lick a frog's ass and almost tank the entire

due to a poison -induced stupor, he can confiscate the frog.

God, I hate hippies.

Okay. Take two. Hopefully this time I won't do the entire episode as a 10

-second Snapchat to my aunt.

Anyway, on this episode of SpaceX, we're going to go ahead and clear the air.

Because after the last episode, I got a lot of tweets that were questions of

like, Trevor, why aren't you on personal space anymore?

Well, that is a good question.

And it's actually a funny story.

I got fired.

Yeah. That means I'm now fun -employed.

Which means I am unemployed.

And also hilarious.

Well,

anyway, your tweets caught the interest of my former employer, as well as their

lawyers, and now some of my colleagues up there might be saying something like,

Hey Trevor, you know, put down the phone, move back to Minnesota, and avoid

living the rest of your life under a giant lawsuit from the breach of your

Well, joke's on you.

Because this is what I think about NDAs.

Okay, yeah, that wasn't my actual NDA, because Actaeon still has that. That was

actually... Oh, that was my power bill.

I probably shouldn't have torn that up.

But look, you get the point.

Okay, they can sue me. They can lock me up. But I'm going to get to the bottom

of Actaeon's unethical travesty of a ratings grab if it's the last thing I

So, Blanco, Freeman, Gardner, Lee, King, you've got a friend here on the ground.

And as for the rest of you, keep watching Faith Pack if you want to hear

truth.