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Better hurry up, man. We are drawing a crowd.

More points for the audience.

Is our junior correspondent in place?

Yes.

Yeah?

He's good to go.

Better hurry up. Get up to the roof.

What are you so down for?

You and your Sergeant Stripes.

Shouldn't you be celebrating?

Danny may be leaving.

That doesn't leave much to celebrate.

What about you? You don't look so happy yourself.

It's Jessie.

I'm a little worried about her.

She hasn't let me in her room for over a month.

Growing up, Tony, maybe she needs a privacy.

I can give her that.

I just can't keep track of her.

She never checks in. She never is where she says she is.

I realize it's top secret and confidential, but you should know the

the prototype of the stealth bomber.

and it's 415 in progress on Oceanfront Rock at North Bend Boulevard.

D2PBH responding.

When it came to fire.

Tell me boy, here comes your truck.

One TV set requesting backup for 415 on venison speedway

Jesse? All right, folks, it's over. Break it up.

Dad, hi.

Hey, Jess, what are you doing here?

Did you see that guy? He just flew all the way across the street and almost got

squashed by a truck.

It was so cool.

Why everyone bags on my town.

Nothing had to be. It was for me.

Take a look around.

Just another day.

Be more than me.

Anybody.

Please be as free.

Someday.

One L .S.

down. Just another day.

is these guys were just trying to impress their friends lucky they didn't

impress the pavement no kidding hey dad can i go now oh yeah sure what time you

coming home i don't know no later than seven i'm making this dinner okay bye

jesse wait like i said teenagers invisible to parental radar

Look who's back.

Who's this?

Mahmoud. Come on, you're not going to believe this guy.

Hey, Officer Corey. Look who's with you again.

You look unusual for yourself.

Hey there, Mahmoud.

I thought they banned you from the boardwalk.

No way.

See?

Here's my permit.

Huh? Boy, talk about you fallows. It took me over a year to clear them. I

finally had to sue the city.

Is this before or after your little stay upstate?

Hey, I was just the innocent victim of a mindless bureaucracy trying to crush a

little man who's trying to make a buck, huh?

Translation, he was selling time on stolen cell phone numbers for long

calls to the Middle East.

You're so funny.

Isn't he funny?

So, who's your lovely partner?

Well, this is Officer Kelly.

Well, does Officer Kelly have a first name?

Yeah, Officer.

She has one, too. That's good.

Officer. Well, Officer, I want to give you this as a hello gift

to put around your gorgeous neck.

Sorry, but we're not allowed to accept gifts. Oh, I'm sorry.

You're right. Whoa.

Old country flashback. I forgot what I was.

But I tell you what, I'll let you have this for a cost.

Fifty bucks? Careful, Chris. This guy could sell venom to a snake.

Oh! Oh, you're hurting me. You're hurting me now.

This is solid silver from Taxco, Mexico.

Don't you think this will look beautiful around your lovely neck, huh?

Well, it is kind of pretty.

Hold on. Let me have a look there, son.

I'm hurt. Please get some help.

Well, now, this isn't so bad. There's no blood.

Oh, you want blood?

How's that for blood?

Come on, Nick. Quit screwing around. Let's go.

Now, hold on.

This guy was complaining there wasn't enough blood.

I wouldn't want him to be unhappy.

Oh, you want to play games, huh?

Let's see how fast you can move.

They'll be here. Why are you stressing?

I still have to cut in her stuff with what I show.

Just relax.

The website will be there tomorrow, okay?

There are 20 other guys around the world doing the same thing. If we don't post

first, we lose points.

All right. We'll cut the tape this afternoon.

Then we'll go to MPEG tonight.

Is this what you're waiting for?

You're late.

Sorry.

By the way, don't bother thanking me or anything.

Dennis is ovulating today.

Ignore him.

Bite me, Sam.

Well, I'll say it for him.

Dennis? Huh?

Yeah, thanks. I'm looking forward to seeing your work.

So, uh, how'd I look?

Awesome. From the angle I was at, it looked like you were me. But then you

pulled up just in time. It was totally wicked.

Oh, and then, once you hit the ground, I did what you told me to. I whip -panned

to the people that were watching.

Oh, it was Doug's psycho.

Right. Crowd reaction. Extra points.

Great. Let's hope it's invoking.

Hey.

No, not true.

No, not true.

Don't even start with me.

Listen, just because we disagree doesn't mean that I don't love you.

That's not what I said.

No, you do that. Fine.

That's fine.

She's driving me nuts.

Linda?

Oh, no. My mother.

See, her life's not complete if she doesn't call me once a week and pick a

with me.

Does she still live here? No, Santa Fe. Thank goodness.

Hey, Lieutenant, we recovered the cable, and they're rigging those nutjobs left

behind. Expensive stuff.

Think it was more than just a prank?

Maybe. Also found this.

So they can relive the moment?

Or share it. What's the point in pulling a stunt like that if you can't show it

to your buddies?

All right, stay on it. Ask around. Maybe someone's heard of them.

In the meantime, everyone listen up. Another truck was hijacked today. That's

the fourth one this month.

The chief wants us on this. And why us? Yeah, didn't they all happen near the

harbor? Metro got a tip that someone was unloading merchandise on the boardwalk.

Oh, well, that makes sense because most of the merchants are cash you carry, so

it makes it hard to trace.

They might not even know they're selling hot stuff.

What kind of things are we looking for?

Most electronics, VCRs, TVs, some designer clothing.

Can you give us the full inventory?

They're still sorting through it.

In any case, I want you to be careful on this.

The last driver ended up in the hospital.

Going somewhere?

Dad, I thought you were sleeping.

Obviously.

Do you mind telling me what's up?

He's going to Cheryl's house to play some computer games.

It's kind of late, isn't it?

Well, Cheryl has to share the computer with her brother, so we had to wait

he finished his homework.

And her parents are okay with you coming over this late?

Sure. I mean, why not?

Come on, Jesse, cut the crap.

Cheryl's parents have the same rules as I do. In the house by nine on weeknight.

Now, where are you going?

Nowhere, I guess.

Jessie, wait a minute.

No.

If you don't believe me, it's okay.

Why won't you talk to me?

Just forget it, Dad, okay? Just forget it.

I had you on my mind all day.

Me too.

I nearly crashed my bike twice just thinking about it.

Oh yeah?

What were you thinking?

Well, we were together and I don't think any clothing was involved.

And what were we doing?

We were destroying my bedroom.

That sounds naughty.

Were we bad?

Oh, we were very, very bad.

So bad, I had to re -plaster all of my walls.

Take these.

If she keeps this up, we're not going to make it to my place.

Come on, let's go. Hurry.

It's okay.

It's me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Stop sneaking around, Mom. I'm awake.

Good.

Victor, Linda is a doll.

I like her very much.

Oh, gee.

You didn't have to do this.

Oh, of course I did.

It's not every day that I get to cook for my Victorcito.

Go ahead. Eat.

Eat.

Um, listen, Mom.

Huh? It's not that I'm not happy to see you, but, uh, what are you doing here?

I found a cheap flight, so I came.

What? Is that a problem?

No, not at all.

You know, Victor, you didn't have to give me your bedroom last night. It was

really okay if Linda had stayed.

She had to work early today.

I know that a grown man has his needs.

Don't worry about that.

Besides, you need to flush your fluids every three days, or your little

will back up and die.

Mom, please.

Not embarrassed to talk about this?

Well, maybe I am.

Just one last thing, and I will shut my mouth forever.

Okay.

I know you don't have any problems in the bedroom.

I saw that last night.

But that doesn't mean that you have healthy seed.

I'm still sleeping.

I'm having a nightmare.

There's no way I'm sitting in bed with my mom talking about my sperm.

So, I have this herbal tonic made special for you in Santa Fe. You're

Mom. Get a grip.

I want grandchildren one day, Victor.

I'm begging you, please.

For the sake of your tiny del Toro.

Give me that.

You were only supposed to take a couple of drops.

Chris, where's the paperwork on the Pierpoint case?

What the hell happened to your neck?

Nothing. It's just a little itchy, that's all. Look at it.

Oh, my. Green. Your neck is all green.

It's this necklace.

I'm allergic to it. You're allergic to silver?

No, to tin. This thing is made of tin.

Uh, Chris, where are you going?

I'm going to take this necklace back to Mahmood and show him the reverse gear up

his digestive tract.

Normally, I don't show this to anyone.

But I can see you know quality.

Very nice.

Yeah.

They look exactly like the real thing.

They are the real thing.

I'm just not sure a watch is the right gift.

You know, maybe you're right.

A jewelry would be a much nicer gift, yes. Little weasel.

Officer Chris, hello. So good to see you again.

Can't have a move. Look what your tin necklace did to my neck.

Tin? Tin?

Let me see that.

You're right.

This is garbage.

It's crap.

It's junk.

I will ruin the man who sold that to me.

I know people. When I'm done, this guy will not be able to sell his junk

anywhere in this country.

Dramatic little cuss, isn't he? I want a refund.

Of course.

No problem.

The customer is always right.

But you know, I'd like to make this up to you.

How about a 14 -carat gold bracelet?

I myself guarantee the quality.

Or how about a gold watch?

No, no, no, no, forget it. She's right.

It was my screw -up, and I like to maintain our relationship.

They're very nice.

Go on, show them to her.

I was looking for a gift for Victor's mom when this caught my eye.

It's not right for her, but it would look good on you.

Why don't you trade her for the necklace?

Hey, this cost a lot more. It's a piaget.

Give it a rest, Mahmoud. It's a knockoff, and you know it.

Okay, maybe it is. What?

You told me it was real.

No, I said it is real like.

Besides, it still costs a lot more than a necklace.

That's a nice way to it. Go on, give it to her.

I wish she'll come back.

I'm sure she will.

I'll take it.

Oh, you're robbing me now. She's robbing me.

Okay, fine.

Give me $20 and we call it even.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Here.

He kind of looks like the real thing.

Decides if anything goes wrong, I know where to find him.

My neck. My neck.

Okay.

Good.

Let me get my knee.

What? What? What did I do?

You need me.

Oh, baby.

I'm so sorry.

Let me make it up to you.

Yes, please.

Evening, folks.

Great, this is just great. This reminds me of high school. I'm glad you think

this is funny.

Mind rolling down the window?

Evening, officer.

I'm on the job myself.

My name is Victor Del Toro.

I'm with the Pacific Blue Unit.

Can't exactly do this on a bike now, can you? It's not that we haven't tried.

Linda, please.

I'm sorry, brother, but the lot's closed.

Why don't you try it indoors like the rest of us?

Thank you.

Hey, this is so wicked!

Cool. Dennis, you jump from that building over there. It's going to be a

jump, big air for major points. Okay, well, where do you want me to shoot

Right over there. Don't forget the bunny hop. I'll get the takeoff from over

here. Okay, um, Sam, I was wondering if... If what?

Well, if maybe we could hang out together sometime?

You mean like a date?

Well, maybe.

Yeah, sort of.

Let's focus on what we're doing right now. This is all over.

I might decide to hang around.

Hey.

Jessie, I'm ready to go. Why don't you get into position?

Okay.

You shouldn't mess around with her like that, man. She's the one coming on to

me. Since when have you developed a taste for jailbait?

I haven't, but she's got to shoot the gags for us, right?

Oh, I know buy, okay? I know buy.

Too late.

Once the clothes are off the truck, you buy.

Yeah, or else we have to charge you over a stocking fee.

Oh, that too many. I don't sell that much.

Maybe you misunderstood us.

Yeah, you being foreign and all?

No. You go away now.

Careful, Skid. He might kung fu you.

Well, not if I shoot him in the leg.

Watch your back.

Hey, Lieutenant.

Found a whole carton of these, along with some VCRs. They all came off that

truck that was hijacked two weeks ago.

What did the owner say?

He's playing it dumb.

Said a couple of guys came by, offered him a great deal. He hasn't seen them

since. You get a description?

Yeah. Purposely bagged.

Attention all black and white Pacific Blue units.

Suspects seeing a 245 last name driving a white van on Ocean Boulevard.

1PP5 responding.

Clear path.

I don't know if they're after us. Be cool.

1TV5, we're requesting backup. We are in pursuit of 245 suspects heading south

on Ocean.

They're in a white van.

Roger, 1TV5.

Hey, we cannot outrun them in this traffic. I say we ditch and run. Not

Not yet.

Damn yahoos. We had them. We really had them.

1PB5, 245 suspects, both white male, 10 -2A fleeing on foot in the vicinity of

Ocean and Six.

Roger, 1PB5.

Jesse, come on.

It's going to be late.

Jesse?

Jesse?

Jesse?

Dad?

I thought we discussed that you would knock before coming in. I did. There's

way you could have heard me.

What happened in here?

I redecorated.

Aren't these your old Marvie dolls?

Yeah, I got them out of the storage unit.

What happened to Malibu Marvie?

Well, you see, she's Everest Marvie now.

Only she got caught in a snowstorm, ran out of oxygen, and bit it.

Serves her right, this snotty little bib.

We can't be late. Your mother took this morning off to help you buy some school

clothes. Why can't I buy my own clothes?

Because she knows what kind of clothes you'll buy.

She is such a butt rash.

Jessie.

Isn't that my video camera?

Yeah, you said I could borrow it.

What about our agreement?

You mean I can't use it?

Of course you can.

I just would like you to ask, that's all.

I'm sorry.

Can I borrow the video camera, please?

Sure. Thanks.

Well, we better go.

I won't tell your mother that you called her a butt rash.

You're a legend.

Good news.

We've recovered over $100 ,000 of stolen merchandise out of that van.

Great. Do we know anything more about these maniacs? No.

But I got an email from some guys who have their own online zine.

Tell me again.

Homemade Magazine. Jack says to be at the internet.

There's thousands of them. Very specific, too. Anything from shoelaces

watching. There's quite a few X scenes as well.

X as in?

Extreme. All right, yeah.

Rumor has it there's a daredevil contest going on.

I might know something in a day or so.

Great. Meanwhile, you can pass these out.

It's the latest inventory of stolen goods. It just came in.

Hey, give one to Chris.

Uh, Chris?

What?

I just got a new list of goods stolen from the trucks, and, uh, well, imagine

surprise when I saw this.

What about it?

It's a case of very expensive watches, and, uh, oh, what do we have here?

TikTok. Is that a gold piaget on that list of stolen watches that I see?

That slimy piece of cow pie stole me a hot watch?

You think?

Well, the deal was that I'd give him a nickel every time he made it to the

party.

Mom, please, I don't think Linda needs to hear this. No, it's cute.

Go on, Mrs. Elthorne. Rosa, please.

So I finally had him trained, but it got so that every time he went, he wanted

money. A tiny bladder of his nearly broke me. How funny.

So what about children, Linda? Do you want any?

Mom. It's all right.

Yeah, someday I'd like to have children.

I can't believe you see that. This is so wonderful.

I think you're jumping the gun a little here. How many?

No saying.

Maybe two or three. And don't think you can have a family and a career. Anna, I

raised Victor by myself, and I worked the whole time.

Mom, please stop.

Victor, it's okay.

No, it's not.

Victor, it is my responsibility to know what kind of a woman is in your life.

And I'm a grown man, and you're still treating me like if I was wearing

Maybe you should be. And what do you mean by that?

Nothing. I'm just saying that, well, maybe it could get you in the mood of

changing them on your own kids if you have any.

You're not making sense.

Oh, now I'm stupid, am I? I didn't say that. Victor.

What? Calm down.

Well, that's right. I'm just your babosa mother who raised you alone, and now

it's time for me to go to the old folks' home and die, right? No, Rosa.

He didn't mean it. Linda, don't buy into her guilt act. It'll only encourage

her. I can't see where I'm not wanted here. What did I tell you? Here comes

dramatic exit.

I'll be at your uncle Manuel's.

I'm glad that's over.

What? What?

How could you be so cruel?

You're taking her side?

I'm very disappointed in you, Victor.

You know, parents are precious.

They should be treasured. You could lose them at any time. I know.

The only place this guy is going to split is at the men's shower at the

jail.

I'll take the back, you take the front.

Excuse me.

Yes? I need to talk to Mahmoud. Have you seen him?

I'm his mother.

I say he go.

I bet he go.

So, he go where? I mean, where did he go? He go back to Iran.

Well, does Mahmood have a mother? Yes. Good.

She was deported two years ago. What?

Oh, yeah, they nailed it for fraud.

Claimed she was Persian royalty. She was selling the shawl's crown jewels out of

the back of a Mercedes.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're not saying... Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, lady, what are you, nuts?

Hey, y 'all, help. Over here.

That old broad in the tent shop over there, she just jacked my bike.

What's up with that?

Ramon, nice outfit.

Support hose and shower slippers, you trendsetter, you.

Lieutenant,

I think we better take a look at this.

What is it?

Well, these extreme guys are always feuding with each other, which would

why I got emails snitching on our daredevil, telling me where to find

website. That's good news. Not necessarily.

These nutcases posted a clip from their latest stunt on the page.

What's the bad news?

Right there.

Looks like we got us a deadhead, Nick.

Your truckin' days are over, pal. Get out of the cab.

Hey, Nick.

What do you say to Dead Concert when you run out of pot?

What? Whoa, this music sucks.

Say hi to Jerry for me.

How could you do this to me?

What? You promised I wouldn't be on that tape.

My dad is never going to trust me again.

Relax. He'll never see it. Oh, well, he already has.

Okay? He's been calling all my friends looking for me all day. They said he

sounded totally psycho.

And he's been paging me nonstop.

See?

I am like so dead.

Look, your diving role was too sweet to cut. You got us extra points. You should

be proud.

Besides... You're his little princess. He'll chill. No, you don't get it, okay?

My dad doesn't chill.

He's a cop.

You said he was an accountant.

Duh, I lied, Phoebus.

Would you butt me in on this if you knew?

You bitch! What are you... Hey, cool down. Cool down, all right? Look, the

can't ID us. We're like Teflon.

Besides, we've got just one more to go.

Forget it.

I'm not doing it.

Hey, what about our date?

You don't care about me.

Yes, I do.

Just gotta give me a chance to show you, that's all.

I'll be locked in my room till college.

Just one more time, okay?

You and I can be together forever.

Promise.

Sleep well, Mahmood?

Not bad, but you really should do something about that, because it's a

backbreaker. Get used to it.

Yeah, this guy's killed a truck driver. The only way you're going to sleep in

your own bed again is if you give them up. And pay me back for my watch. Do

that, and we might work out some kind of a deal for you. Hey, normally, you

know, I'm for sale.

But, as you said, these guys are scary. They could hurt me.

You know what it's like at county.

You really want to go to jail dressed like that?

Oh, come on.

Just like this? Who would want me, huh?

All right.

Then what do you say we just let you go?

Sounds good to me. And then we'll spread the word that you ratted them off. How

do you think they'll react to that?

Not good.

Not good at all.

But then you guys wouldn't do that.

Would you?

Watch us.

Come on, guys. This is serious. Stop fooling.

No, no, no, no, no. Please.

These guys will kill me.

Not necessarily.

Yeah, they may just let you off with a simple maiming. Come on, have mercy.

I'm the sole provider of an entire village in the Albus Mountains.

If anything happens to me, they will all starve.

I would get my affairs in order if I were you, Mahmoud.

Yeah, just let us know when the body's sent back to Iran.

Okay, wait.

Okay.

Maybe I can help you.

You okay?

I cried from the fact that my mother and my girlfriend hate me.

I'm fine.

Well, if you hear from her, have her call me right away.

Okay.

None of her friends have heard from her.

Don't worry, Lieutenant. We'll find her.

Yeah.

Every kid runs away at least once. It's part of growing up.

I'll give her back a lie if this may be as old as she grows.

Lieutenant.

Mahmood rolled over. He said the hijackers are delivering today, and he

their route. It goes all the way from South Venice to the Santa Monica Pier.

Let's pull up on the team. Stacey, you come with me.

Okay, let's do it.

Where's our little eager beaver?

She's in position.

Sign her in with your truck at the right clearance.

Dude, if we do this, nobody will knock us off for years.

Yeah!

1PB9 requesting backup on a 187. Suspects are armed and dangerous.

Roger, 1PB9.

This is it.

Yeah,

we got a blow!

What

TV

9 in pursuit of 187 suspects headed west on California in a white truck?

Send backup!

Brothers on politics.

I was so scared.

I mean, he never let anything bad happen to me.

It's okay, honey. It's okay.

Abel Knievel, you're under arrest.

It's okay.

You're grounded for life.

Kind of harsh, isn't it?

You're not mad at me anymore?

No. Good.

Because I really missed you.

I missed you, too.

You know, I'm not really all that hungry.

Are you?

No.

Okay, so why don't we go back to my place and order in?

Okay.

But first, there's something I'd like you to do for me.

Anything.

Mrs. Veltoro?

Victor has something he wants to say to you.

I'm really sorry, Mom, if I upset you. You're still my baby. I'm so sorry.

Dr. Quigley, when do we get out?

Could be a couple hours still. Paperwork takes time.

But, Mr. Payne, you're killing me.

Killing me.

I've already lost so much money. I'm dead. Dead.

Well, you look pretty alive to me. Now sit down and shut up.

Can you believe how inefficient these people are?

This was all a terrible mistake. I shouldn't have been here.

This has been a nightmare. A nightmare, I tell you.

You know, you look like a man who's going to be in big trouble with his

Baby, you should bring home a beautiful piece of jewelry, huh? Or better yet,

how about a really, really nice watch? A P .O .J. I myself guarantee the

quality. Or I can give you about my inventory and then you can tell me what

can afford, huh?

Don't try to talk it down Why everyone wags

on my town

The fantasy,

it works for me.

Take a look around, just another day in L .A.

Anybody,

she's all that.

Someday What it let down Just another

day