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Killer party, dude. Where's Janie?

Oh, she's in the cake about to jump out.

I'm kidding, dude. I put her up at the Seacrest one night. That's the least you

could do.

All right, attention.

Attention, everybody.

I would like to make a toast to our buddy Jonathan,

who's about to embark on a perilous voyage known as marriage.

No, really, marriage is a fine institution, although I'm not the one

institutionalized. From the bottom of my heart, marriage gives a man love and a

family.

And a great reason to P -A -R -T -Y.

All right, boys, movie time.

We got Deep Thrust, Jailbait 3, and As Good As It Comes.

Jailbait, Jailbait, Jailbait. Jailbait it is.

said I needed to be rescued, I wasn't sure they'd send you.

But I was hoping you'd come.

So teach me something.

I'm supposed to be in study hall.

Sorry, guys. Next movie.

Hey.

What's up? man what's the matter with you the girl in this movie she's 16

old come on bro jailbait it's just the title her name is molly mcconnell okay

i've known her since i was a little kid well it's a failure but she ain't a

little kid anymore

Everyone bags on my town.

Vanity. It was for me.

Take a look around.

Just another day.

See more than me.

Anybody who thinks he is free.

Stop it.

One minute down.

Just another day.

Sign in, take a number, we'll get to each and every one of you.

This is the best we can find?

Girls of Venice Beach, you're looking at them.

Maybe I've been doing this too long.

Excuse me, you in charge here?

Hi, Paul Bowen, Playpen Magazine.

Hi Paul, nice scam.

No scam.

Renee Jesset, photo features editor.

Great, so you're for real. Now move the table off.

We're going to have to cite you. Our permit clearly states a prominent

location. Show it to him, Paul. It's on the table.

Officer.

All right, that's it.

Do that again.

Do what? Turn profile. Have you ever been photographed before?

Have you ever been to jail before?

Professionally, I mean. You have a great look.

No, no, no way.

$10 ,000?

You paid $10 ,000?

Well, you know, $10 ,000, that's not very much. Please.

Three months pay for two days' work?

What if I said I could deliver four hot babes in blue?

Really?

Really?

Bottle of Chardonnay, please.

Um, you better make that just one glass.

I'm not drinking today.

Or any day in the foreseeable future.

You want to translate that for me?

You know, Doug, as close as we are, we've never really talked about the

What are you doing tonight?

I mean, you know, like family, kids.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy what?

I had a bitch of a week, and I was really looking forward to sitting out

and gazing into your eyes for a few hours.

You're probably not in the mood for anything heavy, right?

had a girl i'm pregnant where do you know that girl from the video anyway

there's an old family friend such a talented actress did a bunch of plays

we were growing up so what do you expect to find going to the video rental joint

you're gonna find her in the back making dirty movies pregnant that's

pregnant pregnant okay okay we're clear on that i'm pregnant

You know, I want you to know I'll do right by you.

What do you mean by that?

You know, I'll take care of it.

Great.

Doug, how does it make you feel? Are you shocked?

Yeah.

Proud? Yeah, maybe.

Excited?

Hello? When I said I'd take care of it, I didn't mean change its diapers.

You're not actually thinking of keeping it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I am.

Hey, Jailbait 3, was that right?

How about that scene where they hosed a girl? I didn't get that far.

Well, you're not the first.

Who's your distributor?

Why, you want a catalog? I need to find the girl in the movie.

Ah, little Tiffany.

Once again, you're not deferred.

She's a newcomer, you know what I'm saying?

What's the matter with you? Her name's Molly McConnell, and she just turned 16.

No way. My stuff is all legal and legitimate.

Guess again, Vernon.

Look, I ordered it direct from a P .O. box.

Okay, okay.

VIP films, but I have no idea where they're located.

All right, all right.

I know this other girl.

She used to be the top line at VIP.

Name? Sherry Sweet.

Address. Last time I saw her, she was stripping at the takeoff bar over by

You want me to pose naked?

Not me, Chris.

Play Penn Magazine.

You can't be serious.

I am $10 ,000 worth of serious.

They don't pay that.

Sure they do, especially for features like...

Army brats or news anchor women get naked or bike babes in blue. Can't you

it? No.

You two are prudes.

You know, Sergeant McNamara will do this with me.

Corey? Yeah, you know, behind her spinster exterior lies a party -hardy

horse. I suggest you put it to her and shut those words.

Forget about her. What about Lieutenant Calloway? Oh, his head would explode.

Don't you think it'll turn him on to see you in bright, glossy, airbrushed

living color?

Airbrushed?

Look, Monica, if you want to commit career suicide, be our guest.

Sherry Sweet?

That depends who's asking.

My name's Russ Granger. The manager at the takeoff bar gave me your address.

looking for Molly McConnell.

Who?

Tiffany. I don't know who you're talking about.

Oh, give me a break.

They told me you two were roommates. I know you work with her.

Hey! Hey!

What are you, some kind of pervert or something? Run!

Ranger, back off!

I need to find her.

She's like a sister to me.

Look, she moved out, okay? But she shouldn't be too hard to find.

She parties at Johnny DiMarzio's Club St. Mark's. She shops at Spank. She

a red Porsche with the top down.

She ain't exactly hiding from anybody.

Thank you.

Listen, I'm sorry about my buddies. It's just that they're passionate.

Are you kidding me? I wish somebody cared about me that much.

We're in negotiations.

Your partners didn't go for it.

No, no, they love the idea. I can get you two, maybe three, and me, of course.

Well, I need all four of you to make the layout work.

Well, that's going to cost you 50 ,000.

10 ,000 each and another 10 ,000 for me for recruiting.

Sorry, rates are set.

So unset them.

You're a smart businesswoman, Renee.

And when you get the product, well, you can name your price.

$10 ,000 each and a $10 ,000 bonus for you, but only if you bring me the entire

matching set.

Deal.

Hey, you made an illegal search. You failed to identify yourself as an

She talked, didn't she? Yeah, and you better pray some neighbor wasn't running

camcorder. You're blowing it, Russ. You got a 15 -year -old sister and you're in

my face?

What would you do if Teresa was in that movie? I'll tell you what I wouldn't do.

I wouldn't cowboy around kicking down doors to let everyone know I'm coming.

Okay, I'll show.

You, uh... You check out that clothing store Molly shops at, St. Mark's Club.

Why, you do what?

Hang here and watch her.

She knows more than she's telling.

So, how's Doug handling the idea of fatherhood?

I don't know. These shell shots.

Ask me in a day or two.

Okay.

So, want to pose naked for a playpen?

What?

Monica got us an offer for a pictorial.

Get out of here.

The girl, the Pacific blue.

She actually guaranteed that you'd go for it.

I'd do it. You would not. Hell yes, I would.

I mean, after this baby's born, who knows what my body's going to look like.

I could look back at the pictures and remember when. Corey, this is not like

getting a tattoo. You're showing your body to millions of men. It's not worth

ten grand.

And I get ten grand?

Corey.

Hey, I could put it in the bank for 18 years and send my baby to Stanford.

Break it down!

How's it going?

How are you, sweetheart?

You're looking mighty sweet, Sherry.

Yeah, well, I think she's better. Yeah?

Tell me what to do.

How are you feeling?

Like I can rip off three heads and use them as bowling balls.

Oh, well, I just might have some for you. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I'll see you later.

You two, you're supposed to like each other.

Okay, did you know that?

For me, can you just maybe throw a little fire into it, please?

I want you to reload a full mag, see if they can keep it up that long.

No, no, it's not.

It's not. It's really not.

People think they can do the job.

Ridiculous. You chugged Werner?

Mimi sent you over, right? I'm looking for Molly McConnell.

Not working today.

Hey!

I don't know how you got in here, but you're going out in a body bag.

You know who you're talking to?

Thank you.

Please talk to me.

Like I said, she's not working today. She was in jail for eight years. She's

No, she's 18, and I've got the papers to prove it. Rest him.

Is that gentle enough for you?

So how'd I do?

Perfect.

How about me, boss?

Perfect as usual.

Nice gun.

But what's your story, kid, huh?

He's like a brother or something.

I'm a friend.

I've met your kind a hundred times. Self -righteous jerk, here to claim your

girlfriend, your sister, even your wife.

Is anybody here a hostage?

Huh? Is anybody here against her own free will?

It's a $40 billion business, son.

Every girl in every frame of every film is somebody's sister.

Yeah, well, there are women who have to live with that choice. Molly's not old

enough to know what she's doing. Neither are you.

It's your pleasure, Chuck.

Rudigo? We're bruised all over.

You can talk some further than last time. You're a little mad.

I think you're good.

Granger!

Tell me what you do.

What happened to you?

I went to visit the VIP films.

How's Molly look?

Judge for yourself.

So good.

Where have you been?

I've been looking for you at Chuck Warner's studio.

I saw one of your movies.

Well, I hope you got off on it.

Mom, listen to me.

You gotta get away from this creep.

Look, you can come stay with me and my roommate Jamie until we figure this

out. There's nothing to figure out.

Hey, darling.

Who's this guy?

Hey, you're that guy that comes out in that Quentin Tarantino movie, right?

You're, uh... Johnny DeMarvio. How you doing?

Yeah.

Welcome to my desperate life, Russ.

Russ? He's an old friend.

Let's go.

Molly. Molly, this isn't you.

Come on. Other kids do it in Daddy's backseat. I do it in front of a camera.

Not that different.

Well, Chris, you're positively glowing this morning.

Stop. Tell me you didn't spend all of last night thinking about posing.

Okay. I didn't.

Well, what did TC think?

I didn't have to ask him because I knew what he'd say.

Really? Just like you knew what Sergeant McNamara would say?

Come on, Chris. We need you. I mean, you are the house Betty.

You're the one we all look up to.

Monica, you are such a window.

Well, you should have been Sergeant. Everyone knows that, including T .C. and

Corey.

Why didn't you bring this to us sooner?

Because it's a vice case and I'm just a bike cop.

Give us a break, Granger.

Why don't you tell us the real reason?

The girl Molly, she's an old friend of mine.

Look, you don't get it, okay? I have to help this girl get out of this.

God, I've known her since her mom brought her home from the hospital.

Your call, Sergeant.

You have 48 hours.

After that, we kick it to Vice.

Thank you.

Don't thank me.

Just keep me updated.

Lieutenant, why do you think she's letting me run with this?

She probably feels that if you can bring this kind of intensity to work every

day... You got a shot at becoming a halfway decent cop.

Thank you.

Hey, I know Chris talked to you about that playpen, Victoria.

Yes, she did, and as your sergeant. Come on, answer as a woman, Corey. It's not

that simple.

Well, sure it is.

I mean, look, you spend one afternoon all natural in front of the camera. You

walk away with about $10 ,000 and, of course, the experience of a once -in -a

-lifetime wild -ass fling. With the department.

Come on, I don't know about you, but I want to make detective.

Kind of like the idea of my naked body dancing in the heads of my future

What did you call it?

Outrageous, wild -ass fling.

She's underage, Johnny.

Well, you can never tell by her performance.

Yeah, well, you just better tell her to lay low.

Now... That sounds like a direction you'd get.

He's a free spirit.

So make some magic in your movies.

Yeah.

Just like you used to be, huh?

We do not talk about... Yeah, well, we do talk about it when you forget who

you your start.

Who owned you.

Who owned who?

This is my place.

I'm financing you now.

You know, you're right.

Why don't we go send People Magazine a copy of Res Erection, huh?

And find out what your adoring fans really think.

Look, what are you so worried about, anyway?

Tiffany's psycho friend came by with a gun.

The guy's a wacko.

She's got one day of work left on Jail Bay 4.

Yeah, that's right. One day. And until she's done, you better keep a leash on

her. On me?

That's how a camera on is. Sounds pretty kinky.

You want me to go undercover doing porno?

You'll be behind the camera.

Your new name is Sarah Kellogg. You're a film student looking to latch on with a

porno director named Chuck Werner.

This is Granger's case, right?

Off the record, yes.

Well, off the record, thanks for backing him up.

Hey, you know, I don't understand. You have the best body out of all of us, and

you're my last holdup.

What do you mean, your last holdup? You got Kelly and McNamara? You know, the

senior citizens can make us look real good.

So how about it?

I don't know.

Okay, we'll see how you like being the only one who doesn't pose.

Hey, I didn't say that.

Looks like you're helping yourself.

Nah, she gives me a hand with that.

Rock!

You're her upset friend.

I guess you haven't noticed, but she's just a little kid.

Well, I guess you haven't seen Tiffany's films. Her name is Molly, and she's 16

years old. Rock!

Can we talk about this privately?

What's your problem?

You! You're my problem.

Trying to be something that you're not? You think I'm some little whore now?

This is all an act.

Yeah, well, what I saw on film looked pretty damn real.

What were you doing watching it? You are such a hypocrite, Russ. And how dare

you judge me? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get into this town?

Is that supposed to be some kind of excuse to throw away your talent?

I've studied acting and dancing my whole life before I came here.

And you were great.

Yeah, but the only talent they want from me is what you saw in that video.

That is bull.

Molly, you are way too young to give up on your dream.

But this is my way in, okay?

I get to work in front of a camera. Did Johnny and Warner try to con you with

that crap?

Molly, what happened to you? You used to be so smart.

Please, you sound like my mother.

Oh, and how is Grace, huh?

You call her lately, she know where you are? You can't bring Tim back.

Do you think that rescue meal will take the needle out of his vein? It won't.

Molly, I am your only ticket out.

You better grab and hold on because I am going to rip these guys apart.

I don't think so.

Sherry, you look fantastic, okay?

I look like a fat cow, Chuck.

Look, the only thing that even matters about these clothes is that they come

first time every time.

This one will slim you.

And you are?

Sarah Kellogg, UCLA film student. I'm looking for a summer job.

How did you find this place?

A friend of mine used to pull a cable for you last summer. He said your cash

didn't bounce.

And you do wardrobe?

Well, you don't need much on your films, but I'll do whatever the job requires.

Take a hike, Sherry.

I used to be big in this business, you know.

Don't hire strangers off the street.

It's your loss.

All right, fine. You can sweep up and wrangle up the lingerie.

But never, never do you go near a live set. You understand?

How do I earn that privilege?

It depends on how hard you work.

Oh, I'm a real hard worker.

You're late.

I almost gave up.

Oh, that would have been a big mistake.

So?

Well, four girls equals $50 ,000, and I'd like the money up front, please.

Do you have any more outrageous demands?

I might as well hear them all now.

Well, not right now, but you never know.

On the day.

You each get paid as you pose. You get your bonus when everyone's finished.

So, who's going first?

Well, that would be me.

McNamara, I have to talk fast.

Strickland, where are you? I'm near VIP.

Warner won't let me anywhere near filming.

Any sign of Molly? No, Warner's too smart to trust anybody.

I hate to say this, Strickland, but I'm afraid you're going to have to give this

guy enough reason to keep you around.

Honey? Hmm?

Do you get turned on by reading those girly magazines?

I've never really read one.

You know what I'm talking about.

What brought on this suspicious line of questioning?

Well, I was wondering if you'd

ever want to see me one of those.

Are you kidding?

Baby, if you want to dress up in lace and spike feels and furs and fit that

stocking, you have my blessing.

As long as you do it right here in the privacy of our own home, from my eyes

only.

Get that nose fixed.

Lose the boa.

More cleavage.

And you meet me in my trailer.

Hey, boss, let me have these two.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Act like a professional.

Hey, forgive me.

Please may I have these two?

No.

Glamorous, isn't it?

That's about what I expected.

Sure you want to pass up a shot at stardom?

I'll do anything you want, just not in front of the camera.

Well, then it looks like me and you are going to be real good friends.

Welcome to showbiz, kid.

Well, you are my idol.

You ready?

I was born ready.

Everybody wants her, but she's a girl that's right.

Yeah, to be together with an angel, maybe

once or maybe twice.

Don't blow me, don't feed me 53

like candy. When I grow up, I want the show.

I want to find you there.

Yeah.

Everybody wants her.

But she's a tool that is nice.

To be together with an angel.

Running behind?

Couldn't sleep.

So any luck with Molly?

Nope, they brainwashed her.

Something else is bugging you.

Something more than just Molly.

She had a brother.

Tim.

Was he your friend?

He was my best friend.

Hell, he was my only friend.

He was the only guy who stuck by me when no one else did, you know.

Through all my... Through all of it.

We did everything together.

Tried everything.

Girls, beer, drugs.

He pushed it, man.

I won him a hundred times.

Hell, a thousand times.

It wasn't your fault, man.

But if Molly gets hurt, it will be.

Hey, so how'd it go?

Do you mind? I'm undercover.

I'm sorry. I just had to know. I mean, wasn't it orgasmic?

What are you talking about?

The photo session.

Girl, I was working.

Well, you're going to do it when you're out from under, right?

Nope. I'm going to pass.

how you like being the only one?

I

can't

believe you.

I just want to know why.

Which why?

Why I have money?

Why Johnny DiMarzio is my boyfriend?

Why I'm happy?

You're not happy.

I was until you showed up.

You know what I used to love about you?

The way you looked me in my eye when we talked.

Talk to your parent.

Talk to your mom.

Great. Was she sober?

Sober enough to burst into tears when I told her you were still alive.

Yeah, well, I'm sure she's wasted by now.

Can you blame her? Her son no deed?

Her daughter ran away?

You bet I can.

For what?

For forgetting I was still alive after Tim died.

She sure remembers now.

Look, when are you supposed to work for Warner again?

Yeah, like, I'm gonna tell you.

Molly, if you help me make a case against him, if you will testify, I know

keep you out of jail.

How are you gonna promise me that?

You're a cop.

Molly, I'm your friend.

I'm going to get you out of this.

My fault. What the hell are you talking about? You brought the little bitch in

here. Chuck, buddy, I've been bringing you girls.

You are not my buddy, okay?

You bring me girls because you know I can sink you overnight.

All right, then be smart.

Sell, jailbait for, and find a new star. That'll cost me a freaking fortune.

I'll cover it. Oh, and do what? Leave little Miss Tiffany out there with

freaking rope to hang the both of us?

You tell her to pack. When she's done wrapping the movie, you're gonna take

on a nice, long getaway. I start filming in a week. I'm packing now!

Whoa. You all right?

Yeah. This is a good thing. Wrapping your guts up means the baby's doing just

fine. How's Doug doing?

Not so well, I guess, judging from the fact he hasn't even called me.

He'll call. Don't worry.

We should just take the day off.

Yeah, right. With Strickland undercover and Chuck Winter's clock ticking.

Who needs to say tomorrow's going to be any better?

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the photo session.

Sorry, something came up.

Like what?

Like my lunch.

My breakfast.

Hey. Don't mess with me, Harper.

Not today.

It was Chris, wasn't it?

Her Jimmy Stewart husband talked her out of it and now she talked you out of it.

Right.

Johnny, what's really going on? A trip, a vacation.

I think after this week we both deserve a break, don't you?

Yeah, like you're really gonna take me to Maui and parade me in front of a

of paparazzi.

We're gonna get private.

A little cottage in Hana. What about your movie?

The director pushed the start date.

I got two weeks off.

Yeah, well, I don't. Huck wants me here all the time. As a matter of fact, this

was his idea.

My, how romantic.

Since when did you start developing a mind of your own?

What did she say?

We are taking a trip.

Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of child.

Why not?

That's exactly what you are.

Granger, SMPD.

Your friend's a pig.

Uh, you want to explain?

You know what? I'll explain.

Looks like Jailbait 4 just became a snuff film.

Why did you poison everyone on my idea? What are you talking about?

Playpen, the pictorial, everyone backed out.

Not on my account.

You know, it's funny. You wait till I pose and then whammo. You can at least

have the guts to tell me the truth.

Okay, the truth is, Monica, you hung yourself.

And you didn't need any help from me.

Can't wait to see the pictures.

Yeah, I bet TC can't wait either.

Pacific Blue, McNamara. It's me, Jamie.

Strickland, where are you?

I'm at VIP.

They're shutting down.

Where's Runner?

No clue, and I can't locate Molly either.

Oh, my God. All right, everybody, let's go.

We're on our way.

How long before she starts? She'll be dead in a few minutes.

Take her up to Mulholland. Me? Why do I have to take her? Hey, because I'm off

to Mexico City.

We're on a little vacation, don't you think?

Take her up there, okay?

You put the top down, put her in the driver's seat, take her to a nice cliff,

and let her go.

Boom.

All the trouble's away in a fireball.

Police! Me!

Better think. Follow me up.

Dude,

this whole thing... What'd she do? Warner gave her something.

Roll ambulance to the back of VIP studios West Washington and Crane.

Juvenile female probable drug overdose initiating CPR.

Come on. Breathe.

Give it up, Werner. We got you now.

Just again, Blondie.

Oh! Oh!

Of course you did.

Nothing! Go! Come along!

Not again!

Not you too!

So you think Monica will wind up a centerfold, front article, or a back

I'd be willing to bet a small wager on that.

I'm willing to take that bet.

You mean you already know?

Yep. I have all the pictures and the negatives right here, and they're not

anywhere. Wow. How much did it cost you to buy those back?

Not a thing. In fact, I even got a free trip to Hawaii out of it, courtesy of

Paul from Playpen.

Hawaii? Mm -hmm.

Ready, Monica?

All set.

Gee, how do you think she pulled that one off?

I love the outfit.

A little more than I'm used to wearing.

Your plane leaves at 11. You ready?

Yeah.

I'm just not sure if they're ready for me.

Your mother said she'd be waiting for you at the airport.

She promised everything's going to be cool now, okay?

Thank you.

Come on, let's get you home.

Well, it was nice of you to see me face to face.

I had to wait, Cora, until I was sure.

And? Look, I love you.

But I'm not ready for fatherhood.

No kidding.

And I don't think you are either. Look, you just made sergeant. You don't want

to go on maternity leave.

Don't tell me what I want.

Doug, I'm going to have this baby.

With or without you.

Look, maybe in time... No!

Never.

Just go.

Just get out of here.

Don't try to talk it down.

Why, everyone backs on my town.

Look down at me.

It works for me.

Take a look around.

Just another day in LA.

Anybody sees more than me.

Anybody thinks he is free.

Someday.

Once it is down, just another day.