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I'll run.

Yes, I'll run.

What's the matter? You don't seem very excited.

This isn't very romantic, is it?

What, at a stuffy wedding in Newport with 400 stuffy guests in?

Sorry to disappoint you, amigo, but everything at

XPS is legal. Except the drugs, the noise, and your date.

She's not making any noise now.

She'll come back later.

You're forcing me to shut you down.

Since you put it that way.

Excuse me, everyone.

I was so wrong to doubt you. This romance.

Champagne, flowers, and... Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Welcome to the King and I do wedding chapel.

We accept cash and most casino chips.

Hey, could you sing Heartbreak Hotel for us?

Unfortunately, no. My estate served me with an injunction. I can't even play my

own songs anymore.

Imagine that.

Would you two like to swear your love in this fine automobile, or would you like

to step out?

What's the difference?

Ten dollars.

Do you, Christine Marie Kelly, promise to love, honor, and respect TC until

death do you part?

I do.

Do you, Wendell Terrence Calloway, promise to love, honor, and obey Chris

death do you part?

Obey.

For her, it was love, honor, and respect, and for me, it's love, honor,

obey.

Is this your first marriage?

Yes, sir.

Elvis, sir.

Just say I do.

I do.

Now in the sight of the Lord, the power vested in me by the state of Nevada, the

ever -watchful presence of the King, I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

Yeah!

Woo!

Let's go, baby!

Woo -hoo!

Woo -hoo! Let's go, baby!

We'd like to go.

Yeah!

Welcome to the King and I do Wedding Travels.

Oh man, this is brutal.

I gotta stop the insanity.

Well, they gotta get tougher guys to camp security.

Otherwise none of us are safe around here.

Don't try to talk it down, why everyone bags on

my town.

Stand and see, it works for me.

Take a look around,

just another day.

The world and me Anybody May see it free

Someday One

day let down Just another day

Mr. Cruz, we've been told you've had a lot of fights with this guy. Sounds like

a personal crusade. Damn right it's personal.

Michael Perkins' parties are pharmaceutical swappings.

They're making us look like morons.

So after this, you've decided he's the one moving all the crystal meth in this

area? Glass.

They call it glass nowadays.

He's got good grades.

Pre -med. He calls himself pre -med so he can work in the campus pharmacy.

I know he steals the ingredients and cooks up his own stuff.

Right, so all that's missing is the proof.

Tell you what, officer. When I find it, I'll bring it over to your favorite

donut stand.

You okay, TC?

You wish you took a longer honeymoon?

No. Well, yeah, but... It's Cruz.

I know him from somewhere.

Everyone seems to be adjusting to the transition smoothly, but you seem a

tense, Calloway.

Look, Captain, you want to talk about how much del Toro and Palermo are

retirement, you and I can do that over a beer.

Right now, I want to talk about the promises you made me when I agreed to

this command.

You agreed to a promotion.

I can't expand this department's undercover work without more officers.

You can't expand until you replace yourself as sergeant. And I got that

I'm going to promote from within.

Fine. As for your reinforcements, I'm doing what I can to get you the best, as

promised.

Great. Then I'll take Monica Harper to start.

Lieutenant Slocum's got her working undercover at Pacific University, and

only six months on the job.

She's investigating grade tampering.

The campus has much bigger problems, like a crystal meth ring.

T .C., I... Oops.

Morning, Captain.

No, no, no, we're wrapping up.

Congratulations on tying the knot.

Are you registered for gifts?

At the Academy, sir.

We'd like to get a matching set of new officers.

All right, tight rein. When you make the case, Harper goes back to Slocum.

Thank you, sir.

Well, hey, Jerry, you guys plumbing it or what?

Where is it?

So much for small talk.

Small talk is for small minds.

When we fried you that dough, we were expecting to do big business.

You know how long it takes to make 20 pounds of pure crystal?

A lot longer than it's going to take to carve up your soft little rich boy's

body.

You better not be holding out.

Anytime you want to serve, Jerry.

Be smart.

You don't want to lose your head.

My guy's cooking.

Half for me, half for you.

Just chill out.

Good answer, officer.

Congratulations on graduating the academy.

Strickland.

Jamie.

Marksman honors, martial arts, triathlete.

Second overall in your class.

What happened?

Leaving room for improvement, sir.

Assignment preferences clearly indicate the tougher areas of Los Angeles.

I want to do more than break up brawls between the Baldwin brothers and the

paparazzi, sir.

Granger.

You're supposed to be a Russ Granger.

Anyone know where Granger is?

Granger.

Russell.

Multiple discipline violations.

Borderline reckless on the driving course.

A psych profile indicating a total disregard for your own personal safety.

In addition to that, you missed the lineup this morning.

Didn't miss the target.

Target's not firing back.

That's why I can't wait to get out on the streets.

Then let me ask you this. Where do you see yourself in this department?

That's easy.

I was bored to ride a bike.

Sir.

I couldn't agree more.

A motorcycle cop. I meant a damn motorcycle.

Hey, you're the one that said bike.

What division did you think he was in, wearing all that cyber gear?

I don't know.

SWAT? Oh, come on. This is a totally sweet posting, and you know it. Oh,

Hey, Ma, watch me pedal real fast after the bad guys in my hot pants.

Hey, you.

You're under arrest. Hop in the basket.

Well, Calloway must have seen something in you. You should have heard him.

Would have brought tears to your eyes.

He said that I have the same rebellious streak he had as a rookie.

Must have been when Lincoln was president.

I'm transferring out.

Well, look on the upside.

You have a gun.

We are full -fledged police officers.

Now, are you going to help me move in, or are you going to sit there and mope?

Only if you take that stupid hat off.

Fine.

Like this one better?

Oh, God.

Chris, what are you doing to my house?

Our house.

Making it livable.

It is livable.

For humans.

You know, I've never even seen you...

Wear half this stuff.

That's because before, your only concern about my clothes was taking them off

me. And now that we're married... I won't have to try so hard.

Well, it depends on how much closet space you give me.

Okay.

Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell.

Down on the end of a lonely streetcar.

What the hell are you doing?

Inspecting my weapon. In a civilian access area? I hope you at least ejected

round from the chamber.

I'm not an idiot.

Yeah, well, that remains to be seen.

You're making me real proud here.

Can I help you?

I doubt it.

Don't be so sure.

I'm looking for a lieutenant, not a choir boy.

Love you, Leader Hosen.

Ranger, did you forget something?

I'm Lieutenant Calloway.

You must be... Monica Harper.

I was working undercover for Lieutenant Slocum's unit.

Excuse me?

Something wrong?

Oh, nothing. I was just expecting someone a little bit older.

Actually, so was I.

Well, the boys at school seem to think I'm just perfect.

You're going undercover to find a meth supplier, not flirt with all the boys on

campus. And exactly how do you think I'm going to do that?

You're going to fit in just fine here. This is Officer Kelly, Officer McNamara.

They'll help you get situated.

Welcome aboard.

I think.

Thank you, sir.

Nice package.

That is definite proof that God did not create all buts equal.

Yeah, and occasionally he flips in an ass.

You want to decode that for me?

Yeah, she comes with that package.

They're married.

We've talked to every professor in the chemistry department, and no one seems

know how to find them.

Well, short of Gestapo search, I can't see how either.

See, these meth labs are the moonshine filter of the late 20th century.

You can cook this stuff up in a hot plate in any dorm room.

If we want to trace the ingredients, is ephedrine our best bet?

Only bet.

Hydrochloric acid and red lye are available at any hardware store. The key

ephedrine. It's a controlled substance.

Yeah, I heard you could extract it from cold medication or even diet pills.

Yeah, unfortunately true.

Recipe is right on the internet.

Sorry, I couldn't be of any more help. Oh, no, that's okay.

We appreciate your time, Professor Watson. Thank you. Sure.

Is that some kind of new experiment?

It's tomato soup.

Microwave is broken.

She wants a Range Rover. They want you. They think you're stuck

in the middle of something strange.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm late for class. I didn't know it was illegal to run. It's

illegal to purchase drugs. What were you buying back there? You're doing the

search. Why don't you tell me?

I got nothing here.

You girls gonna beat her up?

No, I think they just want to frisk me. You, shut up, and you, stay out of this,

sir. We don't know where you dumped it. But if some little kid finds it, we're

coming after you.

You know, if I wanted an old woman in my face...

I'd go visit my mother.

I might.

I'm annoyed.

I know where you can replace whatever was bought.

Let me get your house.

I'm telling you, the McNamara is going to make my life.

Beat her to it. Do a great job and make her life miserable.

Oh, that's practical.

I'm dressed like Richard Simmons. My butt hurts.

I wrote eight tickets today for jaywalking, and she still has the nerve

Hello? It's open.

Hi.

Came by to compliment you on your first day and also bring by your employee

benefits back.

I'm also your union representative.

Great.

Don't arrange spandex.

I like your place.

Thanks. Yeah, thanks.

Who's this group?

Fish Betty.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, have a great day.

Not like most campus cops that you have a problem on personal time.

What do you want?

You had a good career and excellent records, so why'd you leave the LAPD?

the hell are you checking up on me? I just thought since we were working

together. You're wrong.

We're not working together.

How come his people always have enough to sell?

Because. The only way these college fools know how to transact is to screw

partners. Yeah, we gotta find the cooker.

Think his latest slam knows anything?

You're better than I thought.

I'm even better when I'm high.

Stay here. First taste is on me.

Are you Michael's girlfriend or something?

Too much eye makeup. You look like a raccoon.

Best in the city.

My own private chef.

Come dance with me, Michael.

You promised.

That's a nasty habit.

I'm a nasty girl.

Well, it sounds like we should hang out.

What's your major making, friend?

No, I don't go to school.

Just the parties.

Makes you smarter than most of the people in this room.

You like feeling smart?

Beats the alternative.

What if I told you I could help you to be...

Nastier. Relax.

Really?

They say women take a long time.

You're first to the coffee, first to the shower. Then get up earlier.

Then let me get to sleep a little earlier.

You forgetting something?

You think I should flaunt being married to the boss?

You kept your last name.

You can wear the ring.

I don't want to be your wife on the job, T .C.

Chris, you're my wife wherever we go.

If they give you a hard time, honey, you can always come hide in my office.

I'm late for work, and you said to treat you like one of the guys.

Not like one of the guys in the locker room.

You know, you look pretty good for a guy.

Yeah? Well, I could play like one, too.

What do you have to say now, roomie?

Thank you.

Monica, where'd you go last night?

Party went so far.

I got tired. I didn't feel like sleeping with you.

Come on, you don't have to make excuses.

Tell me the truth.

How'd you like that glass I gave you?

Bluff door.

Can I get some more?

I watched you pocket it.

Worst thing you did all night was beer.

Look, I gave it to some friends in the valley, okay? Potential buyers looking

for a connection.

I don't believe you.

Assault and battery, Perkins.

Please resist arrest.

You all right, miss?

Yeah, I'm fine.

What's your problem?

Well, he was hurting you.

Yeah. And you should see what I let him do in the bedroom.

So then you don't want to press charges?

Maybe against you.

Unless you're supposed to attack students.

Attack the campus pharmacy.

The computer has conveniently crashed.

So they can't confirm Bobby's tips on any of the missing ephedrine.

We're old, Chris.

Why? Because I'm married now?

No, we're old because we're old.

What are you talking about?

I went to Russ's yesterday, and they were talking about me.

And when I walked in the house, they changed the subject.

I don't believe you.

Have you ever heard of Fish Betty?

Who?

Trust me, Chris.

They think we take our teeth out at night.

Why didn't you tell me you were running undercover on our case?

Our case?

I thought we weren't working together.

That girl looks like a green rookie to me.

She blends right in. She's a liability.

Then keep an eye on her for me. Hey, I'm not a cop anymore, remember?

You sure are acting like one.

You don't know anything about me, Lieutenant.

I know your parents were killed by a drunk driver.

I know that's when you started roughing people up in the streets.

And I quit before I got out of hand.

Two broken noses.

Five cracked ribs.

Three excessive force investigations. Sounds like it got out of hand to me.

You know, you sound just like the upper brass at the LAPD.

You fit right in over there.

Then you don't know me either.

Look, I'll make you a deal.

You keep an eye on Monica for me.

When it's time to take down Perkins, you get the bust.

Why would you do that for me?

Your case.

Your collar.

Deal?

Deal.

By the way, how's your maker?

Please.

Talk about your great scenery. What are you doing here?

Picking up a beautiful girl.

No one would believe you had a chance.

Now get lost before you blow my cup.

You didn't say anything about anybody else.

I said I had a buyer.

Is there a problem here?

No,

it's fine.

Quincy, Cherry, this is Rusty.

Real name? About as real as Quincy.

Sounds like something off an old TV show.

Yeah, well, a matter of fact, it is.

Mom used to call me that because I have a little hobby of cutting things up.

And I bet you never outgrew that.

Well, my daddy nicknamed me Cherry.

Why? I don't know.

He went to jail before I could ask him.

You three have finished your mindless bonding.

We need more of this.

Look, I got people in Van Nuys that are starving for a cheap high.

Anything to forget they're living in the valley, huh?

Why come to us?

A lot of cash to spend.

Michael said he'd sell me half of his next shipment, but I don't like dealing

with middlemen.

But we don't like strangers.

Fine. Sell me the name of your cooker and I'll deal direct.

I didn't think you knew who he was.

Why would college boy sell her his half of 20 pounds?

I don't care about that.

I'm worried he might sell her ours.

Yeah, well, let's make sure it doesn't happen.

I gotta get going.

We'll hook up later.

You promise?

Get out of here, Paul.

What's it look like?

Should've taught her to just say no. She is 17 years old.

You ever heard of statutory rape? Huh? Sure.

My lawyers will get me 40 hours of community service.

Do you know how many years you'll get for manufacturing crystal meth?

That's it.

Our deal is off.

It's a damn shame.

Wendy's heart's gonna break when she finds out what daddy's been cooking.

Come on, that's her cooker.

Now I can stay close to Monica and give her some protection, too.

You got lucky.

Rather be lucky than good. You might want to think about that one.

Good cops don't get their partners killed.

I'll let these rookies get to you.

It's too late.

One of them already weaseled his way into an undercover case.

Look, think of this as an opportunity.

When you make Sergeant, you can train him the way you want to.

I think I'm going to take the tent.

Why? Because Chris is a buddy?

Yeah, I just don't think it's worth risking our friendship.

But you've been on the force a lot longer than she has. And she's also my

lieutenant's wife.

So you think Chris will be happy to get promoted just because you didn't try?

Great.

We've got Michael Perkins on tape walking out with another box of

night and we still can't bust him.

Except for stealing ephedrine and then we lose the cooker.

This is insane.

He's flaunting his operation. There's nothing we can do.

You really miss being a cop, don't you, Cruz?

Don't assume you know anything about me.

I do know that your parents were killed by a woman with two prior DUIs. Yeah,

and her daddy's political connections.

She walked with probation because, hey, it was only a couple of Mexicans who

died.

It's really horrible.

The only thing worse was my superior officers choosing not to press for a

different sentence.

Just so you know, you don't have to worry about that with TC.

He doesn't cave under political pressure.

What else are you going to say? You worked for him.

Yeah, that's right.

If it wasn't true, I wouldn't have married him.

What did you say?

Quincy and Sherry told me they'd sell me a chunk of their 20 pounds.

They told you they had 20 pounds?

Well, how else would I know?

They don't get anything unless I give it to them.

Your buyer's in the valley. How much can they handle?

Well, all you can give them.

Hey. What?

What's wrong?

All those night classes, Daddy?

What have you been teaching?

Chemistry for drug dealers?

What are you talking about?

Stop lying to me.

Why did you do this?

By the way, here's your ephedrine.

Michael asked me to bring that to you. Said he was a big fan of yours.

The great chemist.

Just a damn glass maker.

Much as I hate to see the meltdown of the nuclear family, we ain't got time

that.

Who the hell are you?

We're your new distributors, and we're not leaving without 20 pounds of

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy. All right, look.

I'll bring everything tomorrow morning. Just bring the money. You can take it

all. 8 a .m.

No later.

Don't try to bail on us.

We'll be watching.

Listen to me.

I want you to drive to Ed Carroll's in San Diego, right? I'll meet you there

tomorrow night.

What about you?

No, I have to make this deal.

This is the last chance for me to secure a future for us.

Of course I want the whole

40 pounds, but what about Quincy and Cherry?

Hey, how about that?

I want a half a million in cash.

I can do that.

I have to talk to you.

Not now. It's really important.

Are you deaf? This is business.

By the way, did you give your dad that package like I asked you?

Of course I did, Michael.

Everything went perfectly.

Good. Now go away. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Yeah. I'll go away.

Hey.

Does anybody else think it's crazy to have two rookies working undercover on

same case?

Just me.

She's one of the few I couldn't ID.

I don't think she's enrolled here.

It's like car keys.

Eh, good catch.

I'll go.

See if I can score a license plate.

How can a guy like you come up with so many zeros?

No offense.

Well, we did a couple of banks in Riverside last month.

I'm looking for an investment ever since.

Then why don't you tell your friend she can stop sucking up to Michael?

He's not going to have anything to give her after tomorrow.

As long as we got something to sell, it doesn't matter which one of us scores.

That'd be so much more fun if it was you.

What do you say we, uh, get up?

And then down?

I just want to check in with Corey. You just called her five minutes ago. You

need to learn how to delegate.

You know what I need?

A reliable, loyal Sergeant beneath you?

I'm just thinking more along the lines of some Sinatra.

Who could that be?

I have no idea.

Monica.

Hi. Sorry to bother you, but Corey said I could come here if I had a problem.

What's going on?

I have Michael ready for a deal, but he's spooked.

I'm afraid he's going to run before I can get to the cooker's lab.

All right, I'll get a telephonic warrant. We'll bust his place in the

Nice jammies.

I did some glass.

Everybody at the party was getting high, and they were all watching me. I

couldn't blow my cover.

So you snort crystal meth and blow the investigation instead.

Lieutenant, nothing has changed.

Except your credibility as a witness.

Unless you're willing to lie in court, Granger, those lawyers will rip you

apart. The courts would rather believe an informant who's hooked on this stuff

than a cop who's tried it once?

You violated procedure.

This was more than just a rookie mistake. It was reckless. So transfer me

I don't need this crap any more than you do.

Is that what you want?

Okay, I admit.

When I dreamed of being a cop, I wasn't wearing bike shorts and pouring sand out

of my shoes.

Then quit.

I don't quit.

Right answer.

As of now, you're officially suspended until a drug test comes back and shows

that the meth is out of your system. Understood?

Corey said there's something else I should know about.

Last night, we went out for pizza, and there was this place next door.

Everyone was getting one, and I was kind of buzzed.

It just seemed like the thing to do at the time.

Grainger?

Yes, sir.

Why Lucky 13?

I don't remember.

Wake up.

Let's go.

What time is it?

It's almost seven. Are you in or out?

Can I be in in about an hour?

That match is mine.

I'm not going to let anybody else get it.

Why the James Bond?

That campus coppers out front all night something's going down and I'm out of

here before it does One

two

I always wondered where you hid it.

That shouldn't matter to you.

Our deal was off the moment you involved my daughter.

You're the one that involved her, Doc.

I took my rib.

Now I'll take the glad.

Be smart.

You can always make more men.

What did you do?

Drop it.

I'm a police officer. Do it now. You're under arrest.

Now turn around and get on your knees.

I said turn around.

Boy, I bet you're glad to see us.

There's an open window out back. I think that's why Bobby didn't sneak leave.

All right, put an APB out on Officer Harper as well as Michael Perkins, okay?

Tell him we don't know if she went along willingly or as a hostage. Dispatch,

this is McNamara.

McNamara, go.

This is Bobby Cruz, that girl we spotted last night. Her car is registered under

a professor, Alan Watson. He teaches chemistry.

Yeah, we know him. Do you have an address?

418 Ridge. I'm headed there now.

in without backup.

I'll let you know when I arrive.

Clear.

I've got nothing.

There's nobody here.

TC, we're at Professor Watson's house. We're still searching, but from the

of it, he cleared out.

I'm at the science building. Where are you?

We're a few blocks away. Wait for it.

Freeze! Stay where you are!

This crew has taken fire.

CB4, we have a male and female suspect fleeing east on motorcycle on University

Drive, armed and dangerous.

Officers request emergency response vehicles.

You don't look bad for being so close to toast.

Best thing about all the glass shards is I don't think about the burn so much.

I wanted to thank you for your help, Cruz.

My friends call me Bobby.

TC.

Look, I won't bother you anymore, Bobby, but there's a place for you in my

command if you want it.

At the end of a reinstatement gauntlet.

We're just talking about a pistol refresher and oral and written

tests only.

Cake. Did you pull strings on there?

I know a couple of people in the upper brass of the department.

What do you think about it?

I love what you've done with the place.

Who's your decorator, Ringling Brothers?

Sorry to drop by in and out.

Hello, Biggie.

Want a brew, Lieutenant?

Oh, Granger, I want you to have a seat.

Sorry it's such a mess.

Actually, it's pretty livable.

Oh, look, a G -string.

No, Monica, it's a muzzle. Why don't you put it on?

We obviously made some pretty serious mistakes out there, boys and girls.

Hope you're not, including me in that.

You bet I am.

Cherry and Quincy got away.

I know we messed this whole thing up, Lieutenant, but if you'd just give us

time. It's not about time, Strickland.

It's about attitude.

I really don't care. I'm headed back to Slocum's unit tomorrow.

Yes, you are.

Hey, Lieutenant.

How well did you do your first week on the force?

Badly. But not as bad as assigning three rookies to this investigation.

Harper, good luck.

Strickland, Granger, I hate to tell you guys this, but I'm having serious doubts

about keeping you on my team.

Some try to talk it down.

Why everyone back on my town would stand at

me. It was for me.

Take a look around.

Just another day in L .A.

Anybody, she's more than me.

Anybody thinks she is free.

Someday, one day let down, just

another day.